1:27:25 Uncle Joey falling asleep mid-sentence! lol George picked it up for him

57:30 "got maybe 12 beers.." "thats okay, for a couple hours.." "i got no cigarettes"--- ---"uuuggghh..." - best moment lol

@jshot9552

Жыл бұрын

Check out sonnyjim - buy cocaine not art. It samples this clip. Hmm

They need to make a reality show where lee goes to prison and Joey diaz and George perez do commentary in real time as shit is going down lol

@charlieparker7159

5 жыл бұрын

How doesn't this have a thousand likes?

@the_cheap_ones

4 жыл бұрын

I don't think people could save lee that fast.

@Stoney-Jacksman

4 жыл бұрын

hahaaaaha such a dope idea!

@suzymartin218

3 жыл бұрын

I'd watch, lol

@thomasandersen2534

3 жыл бұрын

Brilliant ! Hahaha

I always love when George is on the podcast. Hearing you guys talk about your drug days and prison days never gets old. It helps remind me why I don’t do all that bullshit anymore.

@marcust2393

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly bro!im only 24 i got out the game early yet i relate to every mf word bros said

@Insan731

3 жыл бұрын

@@marcust2393 i’m 24 as well.Left all of that shit behind me now, but fucking love these stories!

@maddogkilla1

2 жыл бұрын

@@Insan731 not yet but I want to :/

@marabo12

2 жыл бұрын

@hgk.brandon

Жыл бұрын

😊😊😊😊😊😊

Lee "what does that mean" Syatt

Only a guy like George can get Joey talking for 2 hours straight

1:27:27 joey diaz literally passes out mid-sentence. he was stoned to the GILLS

@wulfxan5925

6 жыл бұрын

what do you think this is daycare? shut the fuck up

@robertfenili7242

6 жыл бұрын

derty QWERTY42 Just like how alcohol is illegal because of all the people who got alcohol poisoning? Or is alcohol illegal because of all the drunk drivers killing people on their way home? Oh wait a minute...alcohol is LEGAL and will NEVER be illegal. Why should it be any different for some pussy ass weed edibles?

@jmk3270

6 жыл бұрын

1:29:47 Joey comes back strong...snowing in the bathroom

@sonnygunz9207

6 жыл бұрын

Charlie Alfonso He's always doing that shit.

@LockSteady

6 жыл бұрын

We're going to lose Diaz pretty soon. Just like Ralphie.

Lmfao and the smile at 1:27:43 is hilarious. You know they looked at each other and died that Joey fell asleep mid-sentence!!

1:27:27 Joey thinking about the worst thing he ever saw, he was too deep into his subconscious that he went unconscious

I was dead “it made the hairs on your head stand up” “he was bald”

1:27:27 we still don't know what the worst thing you ever saw was. HE WENT DEEP

@jugz9130

Ай бұрын

Hahahahahaa im fucking crying dog

🤣 George just takes over the show when Joey knocks the F out... What a professional haha

@JustinLT212

5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

Joey: "he was half a mongoloid, but what are you gonna do"

George Perez and Theo Von are the best guests on the Church

@Stoney-Jacksman

4 жыл бұрын

and nick turturro

@jdp-dy7bj

3 жыл бұрын

Ryan sickler and greg fitzsimmons are up there too

@jdp-dy7bj

3 жыл бұрын

And ralphie

@matyashalmagyi7557

3 жыл бұрын

cause joey feels like he’s 14 again just talking to goofy friends

@mikellisjr

3 жыл бұрын

Nigga speaks facts

George "I remember dog" Perez

@llmfdoomf5127

3 жыл бұрын

"I know what you mean dawg"

These podcasts with George are the best

I love how Joey and George try to talk Lee into a life of crime

@SuperAlexMck

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@randomrandom84642

9 ай бұрын

Lee's on his way to rob a dunkin' donuts

Lee has lead the most sheltered life ever!

@BlazRa

2 жыл бұрын

Duh he's a Jew

@Spaghettineck

2 жыл бұрын

I usually cut him slack but he pissed me off this episode

@elcabo4557

2 жыл бұрын

Better than being a lying idiot like George

Joey: WHATS YOUR PROBLEM LEE Lee: I don't have a problem sir.. We have to protect lee at all cost!😂

The Church of What Happened in 1970-2000

@tonybologna8522

6 жыл бұрын

Connor Moriarty haha the church of what happened in boulda

@SmilingBrim

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha ! 😂

I still laugh when lee says “so I’m a homie”😂

Love how Joey was falling asleep mid podcast

Joey passing out and coming back like a soldier ! peace out

@automaticflow975

6 жыл бұрын

Mauricio Gomez wat u mean?.

@insanemoe

6 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/npthmY-fZ8irgJM.html

@automaticflow975

6 жыл бұрын

Then he goes to the bath room hyped up and whipping his nose?. U thank u on coke?

@automaticflow975

6 жыл бұрын

He even said I think he did some coke off the toilet LMAO wow

@mmadiscussions602

6 жыл бұрын

he’s back on blow.

Soda with sativa hahaha pretty sure Joey meant stevia...but sativa soda wouldn't surprise me!

@JustinLT212

5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

56:04 for everybody who wants to hear the cocaine in water story

joey diaz has the best stories i could listen to him all day

When I miss the start of live podcast... then I got to wait and wait forever for the upload... ok, feels like forever I can't help it I need my uncle Joey ❤️❤️❤️

@SeanMichaelShack

6 жыл бұрын

Nadia 168 that's lee's fault I think he needs a new guy.

@Smileyson58

6 жыл бұрын

shackey129 lee just needs to pull his finger out

@everfragoso4550

6 жыл бұрын

I agree new guy for 2017 a hood dude or sombody with personality u just hear Lee saying oh Jesus for no fuckn resons idk somebody tremendous

guys , sorry that it takes me 1-3 days to upload a video , i have no idea why

@ivanc9231

6 жыл бұрын

joey switched my edible now im a giggling jew stars of death thats y

@dman685

6 жыл бұрын

joey switched my edible now im a giggling jew that's great bro

@sonnygunz9207

6 жыл бұрын

You know why!

@MikeErnesto

6 жыл бұрын

joey switched my edible now im a giggling jew aka The Christ-Killa!

@G..S

6 жыл бұрын

joey switched my edible now im a giggling jew you are my favorite person on the internet

Joey gettin crunk on a airplane bottle of Bailey's like a gentleman xD

This was a cool podcast dude. I enjoyed this one a bunch.

"I think he went in the bathroom to do a bump off the toilet." Who, Joey?

@itznotayden

3 жыл бұрын

The biggest mystery of the church

This is some good content right here Joey

Much thanks Joey, my family is of the old blood, you make me laugh.

No he's not on Coke, he probably felt bad that he fell asleep so after the bathroom break he just woke himself up. Who you think you dealing with? Joey Bananas?!

@nathanstillwell9356

10 ай бұрын

😂😂😂 4:44 4:44

@Plactche

9 ай бұрын

He's definitely still doing it

@live_wire14

9 ай бұрын

@@Plactche @1:29:46 Joey comes back from the bathroom and wipes his nose 😂

@kledus420smith8

4 ай бұрын

Umm ​@@live_wire14

@kledus420smith8

4 ай бұрын

​​@@Plactchelol same I still do it 2 or 3 times a week but i stopped 14 years ago cawksukkA

Joey is the Godfather of Comedy today!

best joe diaz coke story ever mid way through this podcast 😂

What’s Joey talking about at 1:24:35? Pizza rolls, sardines, potato chips AND Staminkia!!!????? 🤣

@ALLTimeGamerTroll

2 жыл бұрын

Lethal combo

@thomasandersen2534

2 жыл бұрын

@@ALLTimeGamerTroll no doubt 😆

Audio is perfect Lee!

Im pretty new to the diaz ppdcast but still thays as high as ive seen uncle.joey so far

1:05:03 best Lee Syatt impression ever

@drewstand5055

6 жыл бұрын

Joan Jones fucking hilarious! I thought it would be Coco but it's George without even trying! Lol

@ernestoortiz8672

3 жыл бұрын

@@drewstand5055 that man moaned lmao

@MrOG07

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@elgato4619

Жыл бұрын

Ahahaaaa

I miss the church the best podcast that ever was.

Sounds like u took some oxy or something lol

wtf Joey nodding off mid convo lmao 1:27:27

George is the only guest ( that I can think off the top of my head. ) that can hang with lee and Joey, big up’s

Perez called out Joey when he said Joey's gone to the washroom to try and do a bump off the toilet seat.

George is legit he knows all about the streets and the drug world.

@lakeshow3237

3 жыл бұрын

Of course he’s from LA

1:05:06 this mf moaned lmao

This is gold!

1:23:18 only Lee would think of this gem

Show me Lee’s a Jew without telling me Lee’s a Jew lol @ 36.30. Joey: I made 7k a month plus my car was free Lee: with insurance?……

When unc starts doing hand gestures like crazy he's on one🚀🚀🚀😅😅😅💀💀💀

Dang joey got super energized and george notices it too lol "theyre checkin you out"

How does Joey Diaz pass away mid sentence, and two minutes later he's telling a new story with the enthusiasm of a 20 year old?

@victorrojo5345

Жыл бұрын

out of pure fear to a heart attack

@Edvinas97

6 ай бұрын

Like a soldier!!

Lee if you’re reading this please take that bong home and take 10 minutes out of your day to clean it the bottom half of that shits straight fucking black 😂 the difference would be unbelievable

1:47:39 "I dont like orange things in my mouth... - You dont like Cheetos? - I LOVE Cheetos!" OMFG, classic Lee.

Joey “What the fuck are we talking about” Diaz

".... when a Bailey's Irish cream makes you feel like a Cosby victim.." 😂😂

47 min in they mention lil peep. Unreal I didn't know much about him at that time either

2022 now and looking back on this I miss this

Lee's laugh sounds like fucking turkey call ... think about it. Like when he bursts into laughter

@alexjoseph4665

6 жыл бұрын

KNKY 98! Bouba It's hilarious

13:30 I'm in tears.

Theo Von and George Perez need to work with each other . That would be dope

Lol I knew this podcast would have the weirdest storys George Perez and Joey Diaz 😄

this is great.

Great episode and I hope Lee goes to prison.

@stephenlambert9826

6 жыл бұрын

docstrange2k hahahaha

@BC-rb6tq

6 жыл бұрын

Copyright strike

@elchonpirasjowi3010

6 жыл бұрын

docstrange2k tremendous haha

@donaldtrumpnephew5762

6 жыл бұрын

don't say that about him, he's my dad!!!

@samwoods3430

6 жыл бұрын

docstrange2k hahaha

"Detective Diaz" the best!

I don't mean to sound offensive but lee should consider having his own podcast? Perhaps in time he'll take notes & be ready to join joey diaz.

Joey (when I was in Boulder Colorado) Diaz and Lee (I ate 4 edibles) Syatt.

Well dayum, Joey snawtin sheeeit up his nose in the bathroom. We need an official briefing on this issue ASAP.

Threw champs up in here!

I didn’t grow up in the streets and I’m shaking my head at Lee! Nice dude, but hard to listen too, sometimes.

Thats what i like to fucking see. Its 5:18 am in New Mexico, im bout to roll a joint the size of a king kongs finger and tune into the church with good ol Georgie boy

@Shadybiglpac

6 жыл бұрын

Vic Loccster it's 4:30 over here in Rio hell yeah

@llmfdoomf5127

3 жыл бұрын

349 PM here in gallup smokin ah numba

@crimson3833

3 жыл бұрын

6:49 down here in Cottonwood

What is the show they where talking about in the beginning?

I love prison stuffing too thats funny I was just telling my wife and mom about it a couple days ago they're gonna make some...

Shoutout to Ookie Spooky and Bob Lalingus for being more important than all of you, put together, week after week.

Yo coco much love from Kansas coty, missouri. Love the stories but I always seem to be craving cocaine afterwards lol

YOU DARE ENTER THIS HOUSE

@Gekokujo76

6 жыл бұрын

North Sagecutt for Episode 500

@Spaghettineck

2 жыл бұрын

@@Gekokujo76 hahahaha

2018 best podcast

1:00:40 “it’s was gorgeous bro” Legendary Joey Diaz moment

This thumbnail looks exactly like the thumbnail when you had joe rogan on.

Uncle Joey "I Farted" Diaz

1:27:20 joey nodding out on 6 cheba chews

Pilot to bombardier @ 1:27:27

Joey switched my edibles, now I'm a giggling jew

8:40 THE FUCKING HOLIDAY INN! This is why Joey and Lee work together. It's not the same if it was just two old heads talking about this stuff.

The drill story starts at a out 59:00

18:21 for a great story 😂

The cocaine was gorgeous

I love Diaz but i really,really would love for him to actually let the quests talk, of course some have nothing interesting to say but still, i think it would make the podcast better in the long run.

Im thinking Uncle Joey popped a Niacin lol

Lee would be a fucking Mark in the Joint.

Joey took a 30 lmao he was high as shit 46:00

Ya'll need to fix your audio. There's a constant tone of bass going on

1:07:00 thats why i fucks with George. hahaha !

1:58:38

Vinny War head I spit out my drink lmao old. School

Tremendous podcast Idc if I hear all the same story

Ok how long did it really take Uncle Joey to pull out of that one?

@Gekokujo76

6 жыл бұрын

I was warming up the paddles over here....STAT!

The fucking bidet advertisement had me crying

Joey scratching his balls at the beginning like a fucking DR