The Church Of What's Happening Now: #430 - Greg Fitzsimmons
Greg Fitzsimmons, Comedian and Host of the "Fitzdog Radio" podcast and The Greg Fitzsimmons Show on Sirius XM, joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt live in studio.
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Recorded live on 11/14/2016.
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This episode is still tremendous in 2024
@adakingbird
9 күн бұрын
Tremendous
Gregg laughs at every joke and really inspires Joey to push the envelope and be himself. Great guest.
@ajacky1832
Жыл бұрын
I couldn't agree more
@rekocastren923
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, Sickler, Ralphie May and Greg have some of the best episodes on the Chruch!
I think I must've listened to this one about 5,000 times.
@Stoney-Jacksman
3 жыл бұрын
same here man. And somehow youtube keeps recommending it...and I say 'why not?' and click on it again hahaha. Something relaxing about this episode.
@Dlck.C.Normous
3 жыл бұрын
@@Stoney-Jacksman Same here as well, I always re-watch the episodes with Greg because him and Joey have great chemistry.
@Stoney-Jacksman
3 жыл бұрын
@Pappy Van Winkle You need a puerto rican nelson in your life bruh.
@Stoney-Jacksman
3 жыл бұрын
@Pappy Van Winkle Hahaha same here breh. Back in the day you had so many more authentic weirdo's that had mad character. Im from Amsterdam in Holland, and I grew up in a small hood filled with weirdo's, pimps, drugdealers and ho's. But Id love to have a PR Nelson now and make a weird tv show..going on adventures hahah. Peace
@moriyokiri3229
3 жыл бұрын
yea Fitzsimmons is one of the best guests
1:35:20 is the start of Puerto Rican Nelson. For future use
@ghnfyhj
5 жыл бұрын
That's the moment when you and I, even all the boy listeners became MEN! 😂👍
@yanislavgyurov
4 жыл бұрын
you the real mvp
@travisbaker7547
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah lolol awesome story man
@jamesglandon3737
4 жыл бұрын
bookmark it for when this podcast get into the Library of Congress
@Stoney-Jacksman
3 жыл бұрын
Its weirr how he changed the whole description of PR Nelson in the joe rogan show. There he described him as a real sick pervert..but here he was a friendly dynamite dude? What gives..?
Still one of the best podcasts ever recorded. Whenever I feel massively low on a long drive home, this is my go-to 😂
@robertk49
2 жыл бұрын
When they start talking about Puerto Rican Nelson, Im dying.
@colonelspicymustard
Жыл бұрын
@@robertk49”And what was his name?” “Puerto Rican Nelson” 😂😂😂😂
" this guy will walk eight miles then get an uber for a hot dog just cause he saw it on dives,drives,and automobiles" lol wtf that shit killed me.
My mom died when I was 12, and listening to Joey talk about how life would be with a mother really puts a smile on my face
@Stoney-Jacksman
2 жыл бұрын
Beautiful comment bro!
@vToneehh
2 жыл бұрын
I’ve lived that exact life he’s describing and my head explodes how he knows all the fucking details haha. Sorry for your loss brother. I lost my dad a little older than that and it’s a mother fucker. Looking at Joey, life goes on though. I’ll light one for ya’ man.
@trst361
Жыл бұрын
That is exactly the place Joey was speaking from too. Only someone who truly appreciates their mother (i.e. those who lost them) could string together all of those instances. I have a friend who lost his father and is going through a tough time. His mother is treating him like this and I think how much he needs her right now.
Joey was in rare form on this one! He’s always funny, but this was just ridiculous 🤣
@j.e3336
Жыл бұрын
the rarest form
@lukewoodworth2101
2 ай бұрын
I think guests he's good friends with or guests that are really funny makes him raise his level....tremendous
*"Look dawg, I see alotta Hindus. The Karma Sutra ain't workin'"*
"Hold on to the top and it swells up like a cobra..i've held it for 5-6 minutes sometimes....and then unleash the dragon juice.." dear god I am dying here my face hurts from this one 24 mins in only
@Pyr0Maniac01
5 жыл бұрын
I could not hold a load under my foreskin, maybe in another 25yrs when I'm in my 50's. That shit stretches man.
@petermckenna948
4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@natureisallpowerful
Жыл бұрын
Dragon juice 🤣🤣
“She was Asian but I don’t know the denomination” lol
@justinrojas3289
3 жыл бұрын
Between that and the story at 1:33:09 I’m like 🤯🤯🤯
@words_on_a_screen
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao!
@seansteezy932
3 жыл бұрын
@@words_on_a_screen 0
@jenl558
5 ай бұрын
Lmfao
Uncle Joey was stoned as fuck this episode, and it was tremendous!
God fucking damn i miss the church. I’m fully caught up with uncle joey’s current podcast so i’m coming back to the best episodes ever. The best! 🔥🙌
Around 1:35:00, the story about Puerto Rican Nelson had tears rolling down my face from laughing.
@elcabo5367
Жыл бұрын
17:41 is good too
@stephenreid3236
Жыл бұрын
1:33.00 😢😂😂 had a similar experience
@AhYesIndeedItsFunTime
Жыл бұрын
Here I am in July 2023 coming back just for this story, one of the funniest things Ive ever heard
Lees little noises kill me hahahahaha
Greg’s laugh is so funny it makes me laugh 😂
@stanleysalvatore6476
4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha tremendous
@raimundosilva4382
4 жыл бұрын
P agora chegou a hora que um dia as forças com as autoridades de corrigir buscar toda minha liberdade agora é a hora de eu puxar a corda de todos eles para apresentar as provas do crime eagora eu tenho meu respeito meu respeito com você tá tudo bem com meu respeito de cidadão do bem ou buscar todas as resgatar tudoaquele que fez a música com mau fé uma falta de respeito sem a minha permissão vai ter ninguém tem direito de invadir sua privacidadeeu que estou projetando sobre a minha vida projeto é Climatempo todo o governo governo falta com respeito governo tá cuidando da minha vida
@raimundosilva4382
4 жыл бұрын
Eu respeito todos os musgos e amo todas as músicas só que as músicas tem que ter respeitoeles fizeram música e eles fizeram música em meu nome como pipo com respeito da música na letra da música eu não vou achar ruim com eles nuncabaixar legal você quiser as músicas com respeito agora se fizer as músicas com falta dese as música tá faltando com respeito é crime na letra das músicas aí estão jogando meu nome do lixo cara aí você não vai aceitar
@raimundosilva4382
4 жыл бұрын
que ela deu ela acha que eu não sei o que ela deu ela me deu música me dê respeitando e me colocando como louco fora outras coisas eu sei o que ela deu eu eu sei muito bem que ela deu e o que ela me deu tem palavras criminosas no meu
@raimundosilva4382
4 жыл бұрын
Igual a mulher que tem aí que fez eu de fada eu sei quem fez eu de ela projetou a fada pbuscar ela e processar ela com essa palavra fada para explicar que permissão que eu dei para ela colocar o meu tem uma pessoa aí que eu esqueci o nome dela que ela ela perguntou fada da minha vida eu esse clima daqui permissão que ela teve para colocar eu de homem
18:00 man I can tell Joey really felt that in his heart , there’s nothing in the world like mama. Nothing
@22:48 Greg Fitzsimmons lets out a straight from the deep dark depths of your soul laugh.
“You pissin sweet yet?" 😂😂😆
@johnguanciale258
3 жыл бұрын
Yup
July 2023.... still listening. " Do you want the sneakers, or not "
This is one of the best episodes ever.
This episode is so good i keep coming back. Ive probably listened to this episode 50 times and i still laugh my ass off. The church forever!
“I would move to do two things; go to the bathroom or go to get more salami out of the refrigerator” 😆
Best Church in a long time.
1:36:40 is one of the main reasons I’ll never take my ability to hear sounds for granted. Tremendous laugh..
uncle joey throwing heat holy shit i laughed my spleen off
This is one of the funniest podcasts i've ever watched!
I'm only 20 minutes in and I don't think I've ever laughed this much in my life.
This is one of the funniest churches I've ever heard! And I've heard hundreds!
Watching this like I haven’t seen it 500 times already! Classic!
1:33:03 One of the funniest stories I’ve ever heard
1:13:20 joey spinning back and forth in his chair lol
uncle Joey should have a Netflix series with all this hilarious stories.
@supersuperkw
6 жыл бұрын
79JOM1 he feels he’s to “Real” for Netflix. Which is truly a fucking shame cause he should have a netflix show
@swagmartian128
4 жыл бұрын
Fr they need to make a Joey Diaz cartoon
@madthrasher88
4 жыл бұрын
Why when his youtube channel exists? Joey a real OG, not some netflix cocksucka
@Stoney-Jacksman
4 жыл бұрын
People behaving like netflix is some superstage to be on. Its all a means to a goal...and Joey has reached his goal with youtube as a means. He had so much more freedom here.Stop being sheepish idiots..and also... cancel your netflix...it aint doing your dumb ugly fat ass no good.
This is by far the best episode of the church, Joey was literally nonstop funny and shit talking.
omg so hilarious he admits he smells the fungi nail... no shame.. lost it 😂😂😂
Joey's laugh is like a cat coughin up a hair ball. Love u Coco
"go head lee let's start it we'll talk about dirty feet" this is why i love you joey.
The best Church episodes either have Greg Fitzsimmons, Theo Von, or Josh Wolf on them 😂
@omarionflores5874
Жыл бұрын
Don’t forget Ryan Sickler
@SuperHumor4u
Жыл бұрын
& George Perez😎
Joey, I think you're an awesome comic. I grew up in the South Bronx in New York City and I'm puerto rican. Everything that you talk about on stage is something that I can relate to in some way. I think that it's a beautiful thing that you turned your life around for the better. I'm trying to do the same myself. And your words never seize to offer inspiration and motivation to keep pushing forward. Thou bless you, and always remember the spiritual advice you were given a monk which was never do business with 3 people. :)
One of the top 10 church moments ever must be when lee’s voice squeaks saying “is the P capitalized”
Waking up at 3:45am still blazed af from the edible I ate before bed, cup a coffee, my morning shit with Uncle Joey and Grapefruit Simmons to get the day started…tremendous
this episode is FUCKING hilarious
When Joey and Greg Fitzsimmons get together its like humid air rising and cold air falling creating a tornado lol
"I never got more than two" "stop it lee"
Dragon Juice. 😆. Laughing outloud on the bus, people looking at me like I'm nuts.
1:39:00 to 1:40:00 is the soul of this episode. Pure comedy.
Lmao this was honestly one of my favorite church episodes. My good I was cracking up most of this.
These old episodes with Greg just have that Church magic.. Keep coming back to them 👍
Joey Diaz is the best. I can listen to Joey talk all day long
Man, watching this one cuz it's a Friday Night and I'm going deep and Joey & Lee are the people I really loved The Church. I miss it but I'm really happy that Uncle Joey and Lee kept these up. Tremendous!
Porto rican Nelson with the robe and slippers 😆😂
Back here listening again 4 years later. Grey end Joey are such a great combo, always makes my day
If Bill Burr wasn't alive, Grapefruit Simmons would be the #1 ginger comedian alive today
@somethingorother3742
7 жыл бұрын
louis ck?
@jahrastafari7165
7 жыл бұрын
Something Orother Not my favorite, but I would put him ahead of Grapefruit....but not Burr.
@RAGNAR7722
7 жыл бұрын
Louis ck is funny as fuck
@gimmedaloot8168
7 жыл бұрын
Jah Rastafari lol he's white, he never had red hair so he's not a ginger, and if your not a fan of Loui ck your not fan of comedy, he's ahead of bill burr, in terms of their primes and what they've done for comedy, but bill is funny as hell and right now I'd say he's funnier than Loui but loui's a legend
Do u wash their feet?? No what am I Jesus?? Hahahaha TREMENDOUS
I love this show!!!!!!!! best part of my work day .
lol shout out to the uncut masses who can choose where we shoot shit.
@Plague_Doc22
7 жыл бұрын
#TeamAntEater
@al1016
7 жыл бұрын
Plague Doc #TeamAntEater killed me. Scrolling down the comments then saw the post and your comment brought me to tears
@jugz9130
2 ай бұрын
Yesirrr
Back again to view this beautiful episode, will never forget.
7 Christmas's later and im still here. Long live the Church
58:45 Joey enters another dimension he's so high
Hello joey from the uk London love your show you are so funny keep up the good work bro
@SIINx0627
6 жыл бұрын
Birtan Gooner not from london but love the positivity
2020 listening back thru. god bless the church!!
I've only seen 25 minutes so far and this may be the funniest podcast yet
Greg and joeys episodes are always hilarious
This was the first podcast I ever actually watched. It's holds up, as the best
22:41 Hahahahaha!!! "It fills up like the back of a cobra then comes out like a burp: BOOP "
15:13 this part has me DYING 😂 at the plate is big papi
The last years of uncensored KZread…. Glad I got to be a witness. STAY BLACK ✊🏾
Puerto Rican Nelson is my hero
@johnguanciale258
3 жыл бұрын
Where is he today?
Fitzsimmons always brings up feet lol
@travisbaker7547
4 жыл бұрын
Cause lol they could be sexy
I have watched this episode about ten times it's like relaxing or something.
This is probably the best church epusode
Hands down one of the best episodes....
This podcast is full of quotes.....
@CZRXCZR
7 жыл бұрын
Like a doctah!
@bargainbuysgenius
7 жыл бұрын
Lee making the little noises 😆
@mattlandry
7 жыл бұрын
LOL Greg says "I think there is a Karma Sutra move"
@bargainbuysgenius
6 жыл бұрын
Lee wiggle! 😆
@bargainbuysgenius
6 жыл бұрын
"Yeah yeah yeah I was there...that guy" "They hit em with like ten light bulbs when he was down"
“At the plate is Big Papi” 😂😂😂 absolute gold
1:21:03 i still laugh my ass off no matter how many times i watched this episode
This episode is wholesome.. A classic. For ever. Everything is in perfect balance.
Irish women...tremendous !
@KU-mq4er
7 жыл бұрын
RESISTING1 Irish woman are the best
@CZRXCZR
7 жыл бұрын
Annette was Irish
@RESISTING1
7 жыл бұрын
fuhgeddaboudit
One of my most favorite episodes,owsome.
One of my fav episodes even after 6 years. lol
Another CLASSIC.Joey was on 10 tha whole way through.S/O Greg "everybody thinks I'm from Boston" Fitzsimmons too. He's always a great guest 💒⛪
@lompocbraves51
5 жыл бұрын
I guess if you like hearing one guy talk about himself for two hours and not give a fuck about his guest...
A year ago? Please bring back your podcast. I love you joey! Come on brother please... i redact, just found a cast from 2 days ago
This is one of the best episodes ever
Damn Joey has me crying in class... 😂
22:10 onwards is still one of the funniest things I've ever heard. I used to listen to these doing a boring data entry job and I was howling with laughter in the office, absolutely howling. I made one of the other guys listen to it and we were both in tears laughing
Joey was on FIRE this episode!
Joey is the best ,realest. We all can relate to this at some level.
"This was before neighborhood watch" Best line ever! Im dyin!
He came out on FIRE on this one lmao. My favorite episode
“You like this eehhhhh” 😂😂😂😂 nah man that’s was out of pocket lane joeys Puerto Rican Nelson story had my stomach hurting 😂😂 they needed more time together holy
Man I had to rewatch this from my drive to LA back home from Vegas . Made the drive go by fast 😂
Uncle Joey is here. Never fear.
greg and bill burrs laugh are halarious
Probably the best podcast I've seen
Best episode of the church period. Just the best
"What am I Jesus?" love it :D
The Puerto Rican Nelson stories f'ing kill me everytime!!!
Love you too Coco! Keep throwing that heat brother
These guys make my day
Classic episode, hilarious throughout,
This was one of the best.