Tim is 1000 times the comic Brendan Schaub is and Brendan is 1000 times the gay Tim is.

@herblean825

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ldobbs2384

4 жыл бұрын

Hey that's well said.

@caseyjones5145

4 жыл бұрын

Dead

@TheworldengineBeeps

4 жыл бұрын

Brendan also has 1 quarter of the time spent doing comedy. He’s still learning, gay, but beginner comedian

@TonsMoreCowbell

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheworldengineBeeps then he should go to the open mics like the rest of the amateurs

This is hilarious - Joey's talking to a younger, gayer version of himself

@chadjiles450

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂 My thoughts exactly

@PaPaPOVEY

4 жыл бұрын

Kristian James yes that’s great so true.

@mrbrightside771000

4 жыл бұрын

Your comment, is hilarious. Very well played,

@tompickrell8786

4 жыл бұрын

Tim is the best half day ever.

@Tomdawg89

4 жыл бұрын

Lol, I always thought of Tim as a gay Long Island Colin Quinn.

If you ever wondered what it's like to work at a car dealership on a slow day, this podcast is about 85% of it.

@charlesbaicy3295

2 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@kylekamins6034

Жыл бұрын

I had to put the speed to 1.75 because everytime Joey talked I would start falling asleep or lose complete interest 😂 Priceless

@persesricha

29 күн бұрын

Hilarious comment

2 NY area meatball sandwiches talkin’ turkey for a while

@Azlorn

4 жыл бұрын

Why would that show up on your bill?

@pwr2al4

4 жыл бұрын

Nice

@BeastieRaj

4 жыл бұрын

idk why i laughed so hard at this! its such a cute litle line

@tkcaapi2876

4 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/a2h9xq5slM2whrg.html Sandwiches 😁😆👌

@nmeyers92

3 жыл бұрын

Literally lol

Life in the big city

@cjtrickstar6060

4 жыл бұрын

While eating a tv dinner

@Prod_D

4 жыл бұрын

Chi Town > NY ... only real MF’s know

@weizhongxianfumariobeans7788

3 жыл бұрын

You come home Smoke your marlboro red Take a sip of your plastic cup Wine And you curse at the skies, quietly: "..life in the bigcity.."

@user-js5gt3iw1w

Ай бұрын

😂😂

Dillon has been absolutely killing it on the Podcast circuit.

@jgarcia2823

4 жыл бұрын

Facts!

@Azlorn

4 жыл бұрын

Why would that show up on your bill?

@jakeg9821

4 жыл бұрын

What other podcasts has he been on recently? The guy's great, I want to hear more

@gonzokush

4 жыл бұрын

yeah .. right... after every word joey says! im goinn crazyv !! ahhh

@DavidScheffler_Brooklyn

4 жыл бұрын

It’s just what it is....

Tim Dillon is the most important man in comedy right now

@swagswagimadolphin

4 жыл бұрын

him and Nick Mullen

@ballislifesouth

4 жыл бұрын

Mike Lopez 🗣🗣🗣

@justawinddown

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly. Tim Dillon is the guy.

@waveyjohnson7974

4 жыл бұрын

This has only become more true by the day

@zaadmaada6666

4 жыл бұрын

G.O.A.T. 100. You been watching bastard radio with them and Louis j? I mean Ari

Tim Dillon is the funniest rising comedian I've heard in a while. He's killing it lately. He also sells high quality low cost jewellery on the side...

@Farriorfan

4 жыл бұрын

It sounds like its doing so well that hes gonna stop doing comedy

@Kahuna_550

4 жыл бұрын

Perfect set stones

@MichaelWorley

4 жыл бұрын

colonelkfc33 and get takes that money and gets himself a nice dinner at a corporate steakhouse.

@tkcaapi2876

4 жыл бұрын

i concur....hes instantly funny naturally. drug trenches create the best soldiers. veterans recognise their own. hence the bond between the best REAL comedians

@andrewlaco1776

4 жыл бұрын

I wonder if he has mood rings...

dillon is a monster that rant about the bus tour had me dying

@Azlorn

4 жыл бұрын

Why would that show up on your bill?

@Gonk

4 жыл бұрын

Those lucky ppl who had Tim Dillon for a tour guide omg they had the best time ever. :)

@izzy_515

4 жыл бұрын

The bits abit the russian lady, and Arab guy wanting to stop the bus for coffee where so cultrully accurate

Lee Joey and Tim ... 850 lbs of fun

@LittleJacob208

4 жыл бұрын

What ever there combined weight is they got to be over the weight limit.

@ldobbs2384

4 жыл бұрын

@claudio matamoros Yeah you don't make that joke then underestimate the weight...

@qcrew2938

4 жыл бұрын

You might be a little low on that

@almostfallenskater1

4 жыл бұрын

fuck it round that bitch up to 1 000.

@scotthoover60

4 жыл бұрын

@@almostfallenskater1 1/2 a ton of fun

Tim Dillon and Joey Diaz, this is going to be toasty

@Azlorn

4 жыл бұрын

Why would that show up on your bill?

@queefqueefington

4 жыл бұрын

2 guys who dont hold back and arent scared that they hurt some snowflakes feelings🤷🏼‍♂️

@andrewlaco1776

4 жыл бұрын

Is this how good Xanax feels?

@queefqueefington

4 жыл бұрын

Andrew Laco If it took away your anxiety and in too big doses you fall asleep then it might be🤷🏼‍♂️

@colonelspicymustard

4 жыл бұрын

Azlorn Magus two funniest comedians out

Tim is so right.. "When your poor your luxury item is a nice meal" that one hit home lol

@auroraborealis13579

4 жыл бұрын

Same 😬

@weizhongxianfumariobeans7788

3 жыл бұрын

Apparently, when you're poor, you also don't know the difference between your and you're. Shit is rough all around, I guess.

@gwynneveireland

3 жыл бұрын

I know college grads who still don't know. It's not a poor or rich thing. Grammar Nazis are generally insecure.

@ComedianMoGreen

3 жыл бұрын

*you're

@portlandgoose4727

2 жыл бұрын

@@weizhongxianfumariobeans7788 apparently you're a douchbag.

"Was he that big from eating?" "No. He got big from ice skating"

@IkeOg

4 жыл бұрын

Nice to hear fat ppl tell the truth... it's what you eat... it's your discipline. No fuckin excuses.

@onmykids

4 жыл бұрын

I died. He smoked him with that one.

@saam77

4 жыл бұрын

TIMESTAMP!!

@conorsaintlouis9790

4 жыл бұрын

I didn't understand the question either? Lol

@larl-earson

4 жыл бұрын

saam77 1:09:16

If there was ever a biopic about Chris Farley. This would be the guy

@MisterChief1117

4 жыл бұрын

100%

@andrewcampbell9mm

4 жыл бұрын

They should make a movie about Tim Dillon by himself then use Chris Farley's brother to make a movie about Chris cuz he led an interesting life to

@RamonesFan201

4 жыл бұрын

Tim is not gonna be a one trick poney. he's gonna be a BIG STAR!!!

@larl-earson

4 жыл бұрын

John G nothing against tim, but i'm sure at this point currently that the chris farley biopic would be more interesting.

@jackjackthompson5771

4 жыл бұрын

Nahh, he is too cerebral...

I feel like I'm watching a conversation between two guys who are waiting for their shift to end, so they can go home.

@atomicfrylock

4 жыл бұрын

For real dude always some interlude convos about 30 minutes before shift end

@aaronlafond

4 жыл бұрын

@@atomicfrylock Exactly! That's why I think Joey Diaz might have found his talent as interviewer.

@The_Albanian_Syndicate

4 жыл бұрын

In New York the only time you catch employees having a friendly conversation is on payday.

@colonelspicymustard

4 жыл бұрын

not to be dramatic but this might be my favorite comment ever

Love the fact, that Tim keeps looking back at the Flying Jew. Sign of deep respect for co-host.

@scottp.548

4 жыл бұрын

Or....he wants to play hide Lee's salami

@projektmk1vr6

4 жыл бұрын

@@scottp.548 his pastrami

tim dillon is on fire. I hope he never goes back to selling mortgages and doing percocet

@leejohn7423

4 жыл бұрын

Yusuf Ronco he sounds ripped in this interview 😬

@chanic4621

4 жыл бұрын

Lee Hofmann he’s actually like 3 years sober lol. I think he’s just a bit crazy

@environmentart

4 жыл бұрын

True, but i'd pay hard cash to hear him gakked out on blow, ranting at 2am in a long island dive bar about how we need to honor our commitment to the people of iraq.

@spartacus9395

4 жыл бұрын

He’s probably already doing half of that.

@Prod_D

4 жыл бұрын

It’s not a bad gig. Percocet and mortgages go hand in hand

Tim Dillons straight no chaser cold view on life and humanity is always refreshing.

@louzer2566

4 жыл бұрын

U mean gay no chaser

@RICHERTHANTHEOPPS

4 жыл бұрын

@@louzer2566 tremendous

@m.w.6526

4 жыл бұрын

Life in the big city

@Azlorn

4 жыл бұрын

@@louzer2566 faaaaaaabulouuuuuuuuusssssssssssssssssssssss

@Azlorn

4 жыл бұрын

Why would that show up on your bill?

I could see tim honestly reaching louie ck and bill burr level

@daboss15987

3 жыл бұрын

his stand up is a little rough and it needs work to get to that professional professional level but he’s as good as it gets right now especially on the podcast circuit

@bluebankrollarmy4384

3 жыл бұрын

On God don't let him get a show then the world will really know

@michaelj6392

3 жыл бұрын

He’ll implode like a dying sun before he reaches that level and he knows it.

@macstary9831

3 жыл бұрын

Who cares about how many other people watch him lol just enjoy it bro

@markcarey67

3 жыл бұрын

He's better than both of those guys - he can rant like Burr but he is better read and has a deeper understanding of politics, history and psychology. Tim is like if someone downloaded the complete works of Robert Anton Wilson into the brain of Chris Farley.

Tim has Joey laughing harder than when Joey tells his own stories... This is great.

Joey's first 3 questions: What year did you start? What year did you get on stage? When was the first time you did stand up? Tim Dillon's answer to all 3: 2010

@matthewworkman6922

4 жыл бұрын

Tried to trip him up, but Timmy's too sharp for him.

@davez315

3 жыл бұрын

Im 25

@nativelad9411

3 жыл бұрын

Can you explain this?

@ComedianMoGreen

3 жыл бұрын

@@nativelad9411 trying to see of he's lying about his comedy origin.

Joey has such a low register that if I'm in the car blasting my heat or AC I cannot hear him. So, I just freeze or overheat. Totally worth it. Especially with Tim on! That's just life in the big city.

@samiasad6348

4 жыл бұрын

Mackenzie Brunson I know, he does that whispering-ish sorta thing. So I turn up the radio and then get my ears blown out once the other guy talks.

@kingsmoke9350

4 жыл бұрын

how you doin baby

@ivanamicimici

2 жыл бұрын

LIFE IN THE BIG CITY! I feel like Tim would sell a million t shirts with that slogan on them

Tim Dillon stocks are on the rise, BUY BUY BUY!

@Azlorn

4 жыл бұрын

Why would that show up on your bill?

@SNOTNUF_

4 жыл бұрын

This dudes been on it. He needs to write himself a movie and star in it tbh.

@nickduffy8919

4 жыл бұрын

I fucking love him and Schultz, I am a northeasterners and they are talking my language

@Jeremy-ob4gm

4 жыл бұрын

Nufo Snot nah. He excels off the cuff

@AnonymousFREEZEpOp1

4 жыл бұрын

@@SNOTNUF_ he's this generations Chris Farley but Gay. He has the timing and he does so many hilarious characters. He's a star.

Lee sounded so sad when Joey told him that the 11 points for a bagel doesn't even include cream cheese.

@zakattack7799

4 жыл бұрын

Lol. Yeh he did.

@zakattack7799

4 жыл бұрын

Lee was praying that included all the cream cheese. Lol

@justinthomas4598

4 жыл бұрын

He literally sighed lol

@AdamDylanFoley

4 жыл бұрын

The flying Jew needs to stop eating food and start eating ass, hes 100lbs over weight..

@franciscochavez2591

4 жыл бұрын

1:20:40 I was reading ur comment as he said it

I give this guy credit just for out talking joey. Thats almost impossible.

I thought he's joking about his sub prime mortgage backround. 1 minute later he's explaining the whole era. Love this guy

@CH-ml4rz

4 жыл бұрын

Tim goes deep into his time at that office in this episode kzread.info/dash/bejne/oqKWtM-hp6SbfLg.html TRULY hilarious

Giving someone a gun and expecting them to bring you back 500 by the end of the day is WILD. 💀💀😭😂😂😂😂

Coco Always big upping Stanhope, the streets NEED an uncle Joey and Doug podcast! What’s with that

@blazedandconfused477

4 жыл бұрын

hear hear

@TheWardBond

4 жыл бұрын

Stanhope's podcast is unlistenable.

Tim "I dont smoke but like my marlboro lights" Dillon

Tim and Joey are the masters of add reads.

Tim Dillon and Uncle Joey together is absolute gold. These guys are funny as hell.

I’ve never seen Joey sit back and tel someone rant like he did on this podcast. He truly loved listening to Timmy D tell it how it is lol. Am amazing podcast

I miss the days of the 1000mg. edibles w/ Lee and Uncle Joey "stoned to the gills" deep in the murky waters!!

@Jolinator

4 жыл бұрын

And Uncle Joeys Periscope

@travistravinyle4207

4 жыл бұрын

Yep the good ol days

@SeaOrcRonnie

4 жыл бұрын

r.i.p. Pauly Shore hahaha

@thine_eye

4 жыл бұрын

When Owen Benjamin jumped the fucking fence to get away from the podcast was probably some of the funniest shit ever

@spikentheneck629

4 жыл бұрын

@@thine_eye Owen "bitch tits" Benjamin is still running! Scared straight 4 real! Dude moved right after the podcast and found jesus... Like a prison inmate, shit gets real and ninjas start reaching! Rip Owen Benjamin

tim dillon is legit the best out there right now. good shit !

Tim Dillon is too hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Lee...You look like an extra from Uncut Gems. TD is my guy.

Was at the early show a few rows in back of the guy who took a straight right. Life in the big city!!

Love Tim Dillon couldn't click faster

No one: Joey Diaz in the intro: HAHAHAHAHA

@louzer2566

4 жыл бұрын

Bong hit: Joey Diaz intro: HAHAHAHAHA

October 2023- I miss podcasts pre Covid. We're past the height of comedy podcasts which is why I'm back here enjoying an old Church

Oh God I needed this. Been watching Dillon lately and he's my new favorite comic. Love his point of view.

Can we please have a follow up, this is an iconic duo

@zachchrist9343

2 жыл бұрын

Tim went on uncle Joey's joint 10 months ago

I need these two to make a Food and Travel show on Discovery ASAP

Diaz Dillon tour. I will travel to NYC for that.

@LeoAveiro

4 жыл бұрын

i'll fly to NYC straight from indonesia for that.

@SeaOrcRonnie

4 жыл бұрын

@Imight Realperson did you listen to the podcast where Tim explains his tenure as an NYC bus tour guide?

@SeaOrcRonnie

4 жыл бұрын

@Imight Realperson A. them giving a tour of a city they are both intimately familiar with and have endless stories about. B. A tour doesn't imply you're going across the country. You can give someone a tour of the shack you live in. Got it? The people thumbs upping knew exactly what I was talking about.

@jamessheen3959

3 жыл бұрын

I'll fly from Jupitar!!

Two of my favorite comedians

Been waiting for Tim on here!! Two legends!

Love rewatching the show. Thanks Uncle Joey!

This is one of the best podcasts ive ever listened to. Brilliant!

“Not today pig” 😂😂😂😂

"You're like a slob, it's great!

I love hearing Tims laugh, Joey can break a smile out of anyone.

Makin mondays great again!! Thanks guys laughed so much many thanks 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

Tim Dillon you're just a real dude - thanks for the laughs 🤜🤛 uncle Joe and Lee - another great podcast ✊

Tim Dillon is like a comedy cousin of Joey. I am glad this conversation happened.

So stoked for this!! 🙌

0:09 when you're about to go to sleep but Joey puts up a new podcast

@ste4742

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly what just happened to me lol

@NandoGilMetal

4 жыл бұрын

@@ste4742 i refreshed it one last time before bed and then the video popped up saying"1 minute ago" i was like goddammit lol

Ti'm's comment about the Russian's "they have beautiful blue eyes but no soul". So true.

"they all have deep machete scars on their faces" lmao

Very informative podcast, I listen all the time, thanks Guys✊🏼🤘🏼🤚🏻

Tim Dillon was on fire on this one. One of the funniest guests on the show. They have great chemistry together. These old Church episodes are great.

i love how even Joey is listening intently to Tim bc he is just that funny

More TD! This guy throws heat vía flamethrower in every podcast! 🔥 🎧

Tim Dillon is what you get if Artie Lange and Joey Diaz had an enormous baby together.

@jerrythomas1161

4 жыл бұрын

Artie and Chris Farley

@justinturner8219

3 жыл бұрын

Chris Farley and Alex Jones son.

“It’s a good machine.”

"I'm gonna do the carnivore diet!" 1:15:46

who else laughs when you hear joeys deep wheeze start 47:01

Hitting that bong of det right in the beginning. Tremendous!

I’m so excited and I haven’t even hit “play” yet; this is going to be amazing.

I'm not sure I've ever seen two guys with better chemistry. I know this gets said about everybody, but these two should do a podcast together once a week.

Tim Dillon is everything i wanted Vince Vaughn to be

@TheViolator91

3 жыл бұрын

Dude. Yes.

I was waiting for this collaboration for so long

The dynamic duo! This is going to be amazing.

these two guys have a great synergie together.

If you see an asian pop a shroomtech

@jacenbruni3413

4 жыл бұрын

hahha, that shit was wrong and so funny, Uncle Joey can still make me do a double take.

@feedthefatrabbit1073

4 жыл бұрын

Flushing, Queens. I'm OD'ed on Shitake powder, homie.

@jacenbruni4184

4 жыл бұрын

Feed the Fat Rabbit Coming at you from BK,, neigbbor ! Tremendous!

@toxicpickle5339

4 жыл бұрын

Andrew Ou just for good measure

@nickmorris9311

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

This is great! listening to the part when your talking about the bagels as I’m eating myself a toasted egg everything bagel w/bacon egg cheese spk minkya

Thank u Coco been waiting for Tim Dillon ❤😘💋😍 he's 1 of my favorites right behind u

I telemarketed cigars at that place on Sunset in 1998 It was called Mirage Cigar Co.

The podcast synergy I didn't know I needed

Wow this is the first time I've seen the whole podcast and it's just a gem that seems to be ridiculously underrated

I love to here these two talk about life and NYC etc. Tremendous! Who’s better than us?

oh hell yeah, the two realest people on the internet finally together

Tim Dillon = Grown up Eric Cartman!🤣

The biggest savages in comedy together at last! You know the guest is good when Joey lets him talk so much!

This is still a great rewatch. Love the old Church podcasts

"I got 26 action points. That means I can eat 3 pieces of pizza before midnight".

@scottp.548

4 жыл бұрын

After a chili dinner, haha

best podcast in a long time

love this was posted so early!!!

Nothing better then a 5:11 AM upload. Thank you Joey

All love from MD!

Joey selling weight watchers and gasping for a decent breath of air. How did I get here 3 yrs late?

This is my first time hearing Tim Dillon and Im now a fan! Thanks Uncle Joey! Lmfao

im about to start watching now..... but these are the 2 funniest people on the planet imo..... cant wait to see their chemistry

The fact that this starts off with a bong rip is hilarious

i would pay big time to get on the Dillon&Diaz city tour bus ...

The first comedy gig Tim Dillon was referring to was inside of Rivercenter Mall/The Shops at Rivercenter, at the Comedy Club in San Antonio!

This was one of the greatest podcast -uncle Joey you talking about dipping the icecream cone in the sundae was killer ✌ Tim you rock ✊

Lee Syatt should trademark his half laughter in the background. I reckon he could earn millions with that.

I really want to set my messenger ring to Lee's giggle.

been waiting for this one

had to give this one a rewatch lol such a funny episode