“EVERYONE KNOWS THEMS CHICKENS IS TURKEYS!!!!” Im weak

@carlopannone5281

4 жыл бұрын

Aren’t turkeys related to chickens ?

@malinamwah

4 жыл бұрын

@@carlopannone5281 swell observation

@makaylanash7095

4 жыл бұрын

@Carlo Pannone Yes. And people die when they are killed. 😔👊

@febefox5930

4 жыл бұрын

I can’t breathe

@Brettkev

4 жыл бұрын

I’m crying 😭

This is the most chaos in the smallest time frame he's really outdone himself in that aspect

@defectivepikachu4582

4 жыл бұрын

hes been collecting all that energy through quarantine

@elverde8087

4 жыл бұрын

They should make a Texas documentery.. . As someone Frome Texas I would love to see it

@FathomMane

4 жыл бұрын

YOUR CHICKENS ARE TURKEYS

@pizzatime7433

4 жыл бұрын

It's like Brandon has lost control of his mind and this is what Quarantine has put him through

@scootyman_

4 жыл бұрын

Beginning of a day at the park

- “Your chickens are trash!” - “Your chickens are turkeys!” This is Shakespearean.

@del3xofficial

4 жыл бұрын

@SomeRandomAsianGurl i loove sukin me sum dic

@bethspage7089

4 жыл бұрын

Cammychu dic

@heftyturnip5959

3 жыл бұрын

Fuck youu!

@kpopscenario1406

3 жыл бұрын

Steef Lee lol

@noahblair3020

3 жыл бұрын

THOSE TURKEYS ARE CHICKENS!

_"People are perplexed by my chickens being almost turkey-sized, but if you feed your chickens pieces of meat that you are no longer married to, they will grow to preposterous proportions."_

@captaincockpuncher

4 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment-

@ightboss2151

4 жыл бұрын

McDonalds Rat ture

@ganymede8257

4 жыл бұрын

Killed her husband, whacked him ❤

@babybatvomit

3 жыл бұрын

I WHEEZED 😂

@youtube_user420

3 жыл бұрын

- Barol Caskin, 2020

“If you feed your chickens pieces of meat that you’re no longer married to they grow to preposterous sizes”

@TheButterRican

4 жыл бұрын

best line right there

@darthalex3

4 жыл бұрын

preposterous proportions*

@Rick-jf2ig

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks, I missed that part of the video

@macwill6645

4 жыл бұрын

Karol baskin

@anintellectual5239

4 жыл бұрын

😭😭😭

Barol Caskin casually riding a motorbike at high speeds is an energy I didn’t know I wanted but needed

@sallysue8176

4 жыл бұрын

It kills me every time

@noonelikespokimane8924

4 жыл бұрын

CAROL FUKIN BASKIN

@MoodyKenn

4 жыл бұрын

YES

@foxsden

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@hollymatters

4 жыл бұрын

Introducing the new mariokart character!!!!! Barol caskin

"Your chickens are trash!" "Your chickens are TURKEYS!!!" Also I'm 95% sure the reason Brandon made this video in the first place was to give himself a reason to use that flamethrower.

@milanrainford7643

3 жыл бұрын

Oh 100%

@Sonichero151

3 жыл бұрын

Where the fuck did he even get that

@notsogoodgaming7793

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sonichero151 hes Brandon Rogers

@twoofthem46

3 жыл бұрын

Yup

@boyfangirl6321

3 жыл бұрын

@@twoofthem46 Hey, love your Amity pfp!

Y'all are missing the best quote: "...but if you feed your chickens pieces of meat you are no longer married to, they will grow to preposterous proportions."

@kybamclane9357

3 жыл бұрын

Nah, the best quote is: "I'm running for mayor, bitch! And if you vote for me, I will frack the fuck out of this land!"

Never watched Tiger King but everything makes sense now

@lulucalliope713

4 жыл бұрын

Oh, now you don't have to, this is basically the show.

@alexandregelinas7507

4 жыл бұрын

Well basically Joe calling Carol a bitch for 24 hour pussys and guns

@thatoneperson2604

4 жыл бұрын

Same here

@wastelander4015

4 жыл бұрын

Yep

@ravencandle1997

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah this vid bout sums it up.... 😂😂

"Not for Carol Baskin" Kids: *allow us to introduce ourselves*

@FayeTheNerd

4 жыл бұрын

Damn beat me do it

@gpojake5508

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@dubsquad156

4 жыл бұрын

Who’s Carol Baskin?

@tinygamer7047

4 жыл бұрын

lol

@_HaiLo_

4 жыл бұрын

*Somebody Say Baskin?*

Others: “have you seen tiger king?” Me, and intellectual: “how about I do you one better?”

@deadwooddooley3202

3 жыл бұрын

Well...... did you suck their dicks?

@tinkerblunder5150

3 жыл бұрын

@@deadwooddooley3202 I told them over zoom, I couldn’t if I wanted to.

@user-so3yw8tr1x

3 жыл бұрын

@@tinkerblunder5150 I think your just gay--

“PARKS CLOSED GET THE F**K OFF MY LAAAAAAAND!!!” Gets me every time 😂

@blackcherry941

Ай бұрын

1:53 😂

Brandon Rogers with a flamethrower is one of the most terrifying images to ever be seared in my brain.

@MadnessBomber

4 жыл бұрын

You misspelled "awesome".

@noxamillion4514

4 жыл бұрын

TERRIFYINGLY AWESOME

@enderknight3410

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine him and David dobrick together

@CuriousGiorgio

4 жыл бұрын

But why does it not surprise me?

@jacknapier8201

4 жыл бұрын

Heh... 'seared'

Brandon: **owns a flamethrower** Me: This really is the darkest timeline

@Angel-sd5nc

4 жыл бұрын

*best

@tahtweirdo2874

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly it is going to interesting how it will conncet to the unviverse

@danielkennedy4282

4 жыл бұрын

Aahhhhhhhhh references!!!!!!!!!

@noxamillion4514

4 жыл бұрын

*AUDIBLE EYEBROW RAISE*

@shotgunner75

4 жыл бұрын

I say the dumbest

Rusty lighting a cigarette on the fire of a flamethrower is about the fucking coolest thing I've ever seen.

"HOLD STILL DADDY WANTS A SNAAAAA-" *Fires flame thrower to rooster*

@blackcherry941

Ай бұрын

1:04 😂

Brandon Rogers with a flamethrower seems like it could be a series.

@jimfakenamington5633

4 жыл бұрын

Yes in every way!

@merplegerple2295

4 жыл бұрын

haha yes true that

@jimfakenamington5633

4 жыл бұрын

Let's start a petition

@merplegerple2295

4 жыл бұрын

hell yeah

@joelvigarcia7422

4 жыл бұрын

The moment I saw him with a flamethrower all I could think about was "WHO TF IN THEIR RIGHT MINDS WOULD GIVE BRANDON ROGERS A FLAMETHROWER!?!?"

"these chickens love my kids, and that's great because i don't."

@thanorillaflexz1385

4 жыл бұрын

This was the longest 2 minutes of ma life

"These dumb ass chickens love my kids and that's great cuz I don't" That line gets me every time😂😂

This is ABSOLUTELY an incorrect and frankly offensive misrepresentation of Texas. We OBVIOUSLY wear light brown cowboy hats not dark brown, do your research Brandon 🙄

@ricardomarivera6039

3 жыл бұрын

Are you joking?

@hantamago58

3 жыл бұрын

Oml FACTS!

@frayzaelgrim1973

3 жыл бұрын

@@ricardomarivera6039 did you get the joke? Because if you did you wouldn't be asking

@ricardomarivera6039

3 жыл бұрын

@@frayzaelgrim1973 I did we'll now, I was overthinking it

@falseslimshady909

3 жыл бұрын

And our trampolines are green, not blue

I just realized, joe exotic is exactly like a Brandon Rogers character

@birthdayfriendship8399

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@spoopypoods7485

4 жыл бұрын

He keeps referencing Tiger King too, I think he really enjoys the show. Joe Exotic fits right in with Brandon’s absurd cast of characters after all.

@PresidentNathan

4 жыл бұрын

I know nobody cares but damn it feels good to the be thousandth like

@nathanribeiro7687

4 жыл бұрын

Brandon roger didn’t just parody him. Joe exotic parody Brandon Rogers

@tahtweirdo2874

4 жыл бұрын

A narcissist with a mohawk... Sounds about right

Brandon: *Owns a flamethrower* Everyone: *Shocked but not suprised*

@supergoodusername4635

4 жыл бұрын

i’m honestly just impressed. and curious how i can get one too 👀

@CuriousGiorgio

4 жыл бұрын

Curious Giorgio Got Curious

@ovenoven9788

4 жыл бұрын

im **aroused**

@theresarayner5726

4 жыл бұрын

Elon Musk is *happy*

@jacknapier8201

4 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure it's the Black Rifle people's but I wouldn't doubt him getting one

I love how buck only walks without a cane when he has the flame thrower. It's like it give him more power. Which is scary because I think this is the most powerful character brandon rogers has made.

@marquis911

3 жыл бұрын

That's a bold declaration.

@johnmartin4119

Жыл бұрын

It’s definitely up there in the top 3 with Bobby Worst and the CEO

“Pieces of meat you’re not married to” is the best sentence I never thought I’d hear 🤣

"These dumb-ass chickens love my kids, and that's great, because I don't" is quite possibly the greatest line ever uttered on film.

@jennazamora8488

4 жыл бұрын

I thought so too! 😂

@settswife6932

3 жыл бұрын

What about "dipshits #1, chicken bitch"

@stephaniemomma

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t really like your comment, but it was at 665 so I fixed it. Your welcome

@larry-yi5wl

3 жыл бұрын

truly a legendary line

@slavic_moron6580

3 жыл бұрын

I have one better. How the rest of the world see Balkan

"I'm now proficient with a flamethrower" Has got to be the scariest thing that Brandon has ever written

@tdthedevilsrighthand712

4 жыл бұрын

I'm stealing that qoute.

@averageperson5424

4 жыл бұрын

@@tdthedevilsrighthand712 why

@tdthedevilsrighthand712

4 жыл бұрын

@@averageperson5424 Because it's a good ass qoute to steal.

@TDIdialgagirl

4 жыл бұрын

You shoukd be scared if Donna gets a hold it

@Martin-rh6bn

4 жыл бұрын

@@TDIdialgagirl Oh god we need a donna and sam video where they find a flamethrower. That would just be Nuts!

0:42 “everyone know them chickens is *_T U R K E Y S!!_*

“YOUR CHICKENS ARE TURKEYS”😂😂

@VirtualVRogue

2 жыл бұрын

Them turkeys are chickens

I feel like this how everyone not from the US sees America as a whole

@Mayflower-xo8ew

4 жыл бұрын

Well you’re not wrong-

@mayafaris1332

4 жыл бұрын

yup pretty much

@joeyvictor6693

4 жыл бұрын

i mean i don't blame them

@npcx-mq6cr

4 жыл бұрын

Right? It's turned into that South Park episode with the butt-face people

@strzygonn

4 жыл бұрын

hi its unrelated so im super sorry but nice profile picture-

An accurate representation of how the rest of the world sees America

@trippy9320

4 жыл бұрын

Very accurate lol

@isabella_lay

4 жыл бұрын

An accurate representation OF America

@jakeon240hz4

4 жыл бұрын

I live in a small town in WV and we don’t have any of these people. It’s really rare to find them tbh.

@bloop960

4 жыл бұрын

As an American, this is extremely accurate

@mrkrabs7568

4 жыл бұрын

You we're ment to say southern America

I just noticed now that at 1:56 three were running away from Buck's flamethrower. I always thought there were only 2 and never noticed the little girl 🤣🤣🤣

Anyone notice how it says “Not for carole baskin” instead of “Not for kids” 🤣

I’d want to see this in a miniseries like tiger king actually did Edit: Damn I got a lot of likes on this! Was not expecting that what so ever!

@Ashually18

4 жыл бұрын

this comment needs more attention!

@Vorloks

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe like the clown series he’s doing we’ll get one like this

@accidentalalien4112

4 жыл бұрын

YES YES YES YES a million times YES!!!

@xhrismmetz5379

4 жыл бұрын

FRRRR

@SquAshe

4 жыл бұрын

PLEASE I WOULD CRY

Other Brandon Roger's videos: not for kids The chicken king: not for Carol baskins

@jeb8751

4 жыл бұрын

Shadow I have no clue

@kevintrickster4098

4 жыл бұрын

How’d this get this many likes

@jeb8751

4 жыл бұрын

@@kevintrickster4098 I have no idea but I'm not complaining

I like the scene where he says “HOLD STILL DADDY WANTS A SNACK!!!!!” In a hilarious way

0:25 That was the most American interview I’ve ever seen.

The sad thing is, the actual 'Tiger King' is just insane as this video.

@FurryBayo

4 жыл бұрын

It ain't sad it's amazing.

@TwinklesTheChinchilla

4 жыл бұрын

Well now I want to watch it.

@djungelskog132

4 жыл бұрын

Davito2000 u should

@SavageTraveling

4 жыл бұрын

I might have order up some Netflix myself

@jmn194

4 жыл бұрын

Tiger King is actually weirder

Internet: "Nicholas Cage to play Joe exotic" Brandon Rogers: "Move, I'm Gay!"

@markfrank5704

4 жыл бұрын

Both are good

@magzelyify

4 жыл бұрын

*Nicolas Cage

The really funny part is that other than the turkeys and chickens this could basically be a promo for the actual documentary lol

I died laughing at the DADDY WANTS A SNACK!!

it’s a joke but chicken people are actually this crazy sometimes

@FullMoonOctober

4 жыл бұрын

My Aunt used to have a bunch of pet chickens running around her property back when she lived in Cut 'N Shoot, Texas. To be fair she didn't intentionally start raising them, my cousin was supposed to do it for 4H, quit, and my aunt just kept them. They took over an abandoned trailer and laid eggs in old boxes of clothes. Visiting was weird.

@Cryingcloud1999

4 жыл бұрын

Ally Murphy not just chicken people. Just bird people in general!

Brandon: *(NOT FOR CAROL BASKIN)* Kids: “my time has come”

@RainbowQuartz2.0

4 жыл бұрын

lol

@kaydendobson6154

4 жыл бұрын

lol

@thetruememelord4433

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@TheHackerMan644

4 жыл бұрын

lol

@peanuttheclown5674

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

Brandon: *OWNS A CHICKEN FARM AND FLAMETHROWER* Me and My fans: Turkeys and chickens

When I heard it was about Texas I was so happy because I live in Texas and I can confirm this is exactly what happens.

@Funguydaman

3 жыл бұрын

Im a texan and it depends on the part maybe la grange or italy

That Diet Coke joke is so underrated

@superdummygummy

4 жыл бұрын

I was drinking Diet Coke when they made it

@primalpistol

4 жыл бұрын

So true

@samuelruales1497

4 жыл бұрын

What happened to Coke Zero?

@cksnfr

4 жыл бұрын

What was it?

@georgemalenvisch3133

4 жыл бұрын

I was balling

I'm afraid that Brandon has a flamethrower

@NODnuke45

4 жыл бұрын

I think Brandon is afraid that Brandon has a flamethrower.

@_HaiLo_

4 жыл бұрын

*Everyone Has A FlameThrower* *"Happy Elon Musk Noises"*

@adequatehaybaledirection338

4 жыл бұрын

spoon hes just using his videos as a cover up for his huge armory of weapons

@NODnuke45

4 жыл бұрын

@@adequatehaybaledirection338 Isn't that basically unironically what FPSRussia did? lmao

@TDIdialgagirl

4 жыл бұрын

I'm not surprised

0:07 Me introducing myself to my new girlfriend's family

that part when barol caskin rides the bike opened my mind to new possibilities and experiences. thank you. incredible.

"People are perplexed by my chickens being almost turkey-sized, but if you feed your chickens pieces of meat that you are no longer married to, they will grow to preposterous proportions." This line was delivered perfectly! Bravo!!

@spdbrnr_

4 жыл бұрын

The no longer married to made me lose my shit 😂😂

@qwak976

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao she fed her husband

@lilithlevi9534

4 жыл бұрын

Yes i married twice this last is the giant of all' dickheads 5 years marked as me pretendi He went un>versity as me raped as me detoxedxas me fuck i sent you him to eat all the chikens or one huge in a bite please già mean eyes and fake sensitivity

@mikebazinga982

4 жыл бұрын

@@lilithlevi9534 what the fuck

@spartacussmith7070

4 жыл бұрын

Fabrizio Nocelli how the fuck has humanity lasted this long to where comments look like this?

Brandon after he releases every video: “I am never going to financially recover from this” Edit: oh my god this is the first time I’ve ever gotten like any likes.

@stormtrooper8556

4 жыл бұрын

Woah he hearted your comment IT MEANS ITS TRUE!

@tsabithaqqihaqqi1979

4 жыл бұрын

It wouldn't be a suprise if it did to be honest😂😂

@jpkotarski

4 жыл бұрын

Lucky he hearted your comment 😂😂

@gruffdoubloon9583

4 жыл бұрын

Nice! You got a ❤️

@charlieclover5051

4 жыл бұрын

I mean, you're not wrong

This is one of those videos that’s always gonna be a classic

Just wanna say I have been dealing with horrible MDD and I tried everything on TV and I tried music and nothing was helping, I decided to look though my liked videos, saw this, and instantly laughed lol ❤️ thank you for making today far less shitty with ur humor!

@trasegorsuch5140

Жыл бұрын

I hope BR never changes.

What Texans are really like: *normal people that live near cows* What people think Texans are like:

@PinkGoldAbby

4 жыл бұрын

I can relate. I used to live in Arizona and its like the same thing ;-;

@chrisblahuta382

4 жыл бұрын

I know right! My aunt lives in a neighborhood by a cow pasture and some Cali hoot thinks thats a ranch! 🤣🤣

@zeroaiko

4 жыл бұрын

This is true. From Houston

@laronthatgoes1754

4 жыл бұрын

You can't say anything I live in Florida and alot of us are chill beach bum so you can't say anything

@chrisblahuta382

4 жыл бұрын

You can’t complain either. 🏝

can brandon make a whole ass movie for hollywood already. he seriously needs to direct one

@lildaffy1695

4 жыл бұрын

Or a late night TV show. This is Adult Swim levels of humor right there.

@user-kv5nh5gv6w

4 жыл бұрын

80% of the cast just being Brandon Rogers, and the plot revolves around the characters just fuckin around and doing shit with no plot; pure entertainment. It won't win the Oscars but it will win out hearts.

@123biler

4 жыл бұрын

Too many viewerss would die of extended laughing, better leave Brandon be where he is🤷‍♀️

@christopherwager312

4 жыл бұрын

@@123biler honestly. I'd die of laughing for sure

@christopherwager312

4 жыл бұрын

@@lildaffy1695 I just said direct a movie because the direction of his videos are really good so he could very well direct a movie but I agree a late night TV show on adult swim would be perfect too

“If you feed your chickens pieces of meat that you are no longer married to, they will grow to preposterous proportions” Holy fuck I’m dead!! They came for Carol!!!

1:01 I died 😂🤣😂🤣 but put it on 0.25x speed

Son: hey mom can we get tiger king Mom:son we have tiger king at home Tiger king at home:

@briefartifact5365

4 жыл бұрын

it's even better

@Ace-with-mace

4 жыл бұрын

The chicken king is an upgrade

@theresarayner5726

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, this is better than tiger king

@flavio4992

4 жыл бұрын

@@briefartifact5365 true

@charlieclover5051

4 жыл бұрын

But better

why is this literally just the summary of tiger king

@lemohi

4 жыл бұрын

UR PROFILE PIC BAHAHAH

@jermychee191

4 жыл бұрын

Cuz it’s a parody....

@carlwheezerofsouls3273

4 жыл бұрын

@@jermychee191 yeah but its TOO accurate though, i dont even need to watch tiger king after seeing this, i already know it ALL!

Why is this actually so epic

*_"HOLD STILL DADDY WANTS A SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"_*

@boyman9334

3 жыл бұрын

I still haven’t stopped laughing at that part!!!

@nyxmoon2054

3 жыл бұрын

Unus Annus yay

"These dumb ass chickens love my kids and that great cuz i don't." That had me wheezing

@equalzmcsquared9132

4 жыл бұрын

You better be hungry bitch

I have British family members and they always ask me "What are other Americans like..?". The next time they ask me, I'll just show them this video...

@vaultboy0073

4 жыл бұрын

I honestly wanna see those reactions 😆

@ManmyDearestCreation

4 жыл бұрын

Harry Fryer yeah but I hope people aren’t forgetting that stereotypes aren’t true...

@merdl1668

4 жыл бұрын

Send me the link of the vid of the reaction

@Paranoidpedantic

4 жыл бұрын

@Harry Fryer it is

@diavolosteddy7594

4 жыл бұрын

Harry Fryer I can back u on that one bruv

I honestly think this is one of the best characters Brandon has done. It really suits him so well.

Sometimes I just think about “Hold still DAddY waNtS a SNAAAAAAAAACK!” in the middle of my day and it makes me feel less alone.

Why do I feel like he made this video to show off he has a flamethrower

@defectivepikachu4582

4 жыл бұрын

and chickens

@bollorice7177

4 жыл бұрын

@@defectivepikachu4582 they're chicken nuggets now

@eatyourcerealnumber2693

4 жыл бұрын

Bollo Rice and he said daddy wants a snack

"Pieces of meat you're no longer married to" Brutal 😂

@eeyore9417

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it’s believed that Carole killed her husband in the late 90’s after having a affair and planing to leave her soon, he was the one with all money (he was loaded) and tigers. He was planning to take is private plane to see his affair but he never made it, few miles away there was one of his cars Carole has access too abandoned on the side of the road. No one could find his body 20 years later people assume she (after killing classy lady) put him in the meat grainier and fed to the tigers. Carole had said some stuff that makes pretty likely she did indeed kill him or a person before. Classy psycho bitch.

It’s been a month but the high chaos energy of this video still has me dying.

I love seeing Brandon having too much fun with that Flamethrower

The real reason they made this was so Brandon could play with a flamethrower

@PeanutButterZombie00

4 жыл бұрын

That's an excellent reason for anything.

@eljovendemichoacan5040

4 жыл бұрын

@@PeanutButterZombie00 ikr

@Angryginger2421

4 жыл бұрын

@@PeanutButterZombie00 I know right?

@violetthebat8810

4 жыл бұрын

That's a pretty LIT reason if you ask me!!~ XD 😎😎😎🔥🔥🔥👌👌👌

@primroserain1739

4 жыл бұрын

Seems legit

Every time Brandon Rogers uploads it makes my life so much better.

@dragonmama2216

4 жыл бұрын

couldn agree more

@pizzatime7433

4 жыл бұрын

I couldn't agree more with you

@thedesperateguy-vlogs-9743

4 жыл бұрын

You just forget about the cough cough

A Hazbin Hotel parody of this brought me here...and I'm laughing to death 🤣

The feral energy is 👌

Out of all the tiger king parodies, this is the one most dear to me.

@BrideKllr

2 жыл бұрын

Why aren’t there any comments-

@PokeUFO

2 жыл бұрын

I have to watch every now and again

@PokeUFO

2 жыл бұрын

@@BrideKllr I know right let’s fix that lol

@base21

2 жыл бұрын

I feel like Marlon Webb did it better

Okay but the “these dumbass chickens love my kids and that’s great cause I don’t” is literally one of my favorite quotes ever-

This is somehow the parody characters are still somehow LESS insane then the people they're based on

Girl "I'm taking this C$%K" Brandon "damnit you call them roosters!"

@tokyo9114

4 жыл бұрын

That part got me weak af 💀💀

@permanentstateofawe6544

4 жыл бұрын

"No, you don't do that until you're at least 17."

"If you feed your chickens pieces of meat you're no longer married to." *BOYS.* *WE GOT 'EM.*

@shyryTsr2k

4 жыл бұрын

Yes!

@gabriellmitchell6470

4 жыл бұрын

We have the same first name.

@_.ray._01

4 жыл бұрын

I have duck and chickens

@yukorai8323

4 жыл бұрын

I LOVE DUCK !!! Ok? Not related to the comment

I have pretty much everything related to Tiger King muted on my Twitter but I watch this video at least once a week

Laughed so hard had back spasms “Feed them meat you’re no longer married to” 😂😂😂

According to everyone in the UK this is what exactly what Texas is like

@caseyrouse9116

4 жыл бұрын

I see no evidence to deny Texas isn’t like this 😂😂

@alienbob2522

4 жыл бұрын

wait so its not?I thought that this was a documentary of married gay couple in texas.

@Jdg1621

4 жыл бұрын

I love in the US and this is what I think of Alabama and Mississippi more than Texas. XD

@asdfghjklsksksk6588

4 жыл бұрын

As a Texan, I can confirm that everywhere but central Texas and the major cities is like this

@purplewaffles1796

4 жыл бұрын

That’s more Alabama and Mississippi most of Texas isn’t like that some of it is but they are all by New Mexico.

Imagine how crazy Brandon’s universe will be if buck exactly was a canon character

@dofishblink

4 жыл бұрын

who said he's not

@dofishblink

4 жыл бұрын

for all we know, that could be Lucious Cowpussy after he ran off in A Day at the Beach

@Cryingcloud1999

4 жыл бұрын

DawsonmonO60 you are absolutely right!! Now I want him to interact with Sam and Donna

@zacharytrudell2411

4 жыл бұрын

it is now

@catamitee

4 жыл бұрын

I m a g I n e

“Action!” “God damn it you gotta say action!” “I did!” “ *ah shit* “

“Dammit you call them roosters” This line means he has at least some level of decency.

Moral of the story: They're not Turkeys, they're just big chickens.

@_HaiLo_

4 жыл бұрын

*Cocks?*

@kay452

4 жыл бұрын

@@_HaiLo_ precisely.

@_HaiLo_

4 жыл бұрын

@@kay452 *Understandable*

@thescarvedinsect

4 жыл бұрын

THEM'S CHICKENS IS *TURKEYS!*

@kyleshaw3619

4 жыл бұрын

DAMMNIITT!!!!!

See parents? Brandon Rogers isn’t inappropriate because there’s kids in the video so therefore it’s kid friendly KZread either approved it or is scared of Brandon Rogers entertaining people again Try that excuse

Can't believe I just now discovered this gem of a video! The flame thrower parts got me everytime!

Barol is so pretty, holy shit. Even better with the effortless bike skills.

"I wanted to eat this one!" "DAMN TOOTIN' WOMAN!" Is like, five years old. XD

@Unknown-br1uf

4 жыл бұрын

"Colonel Sanders ain't got sh#t on Mee!"

When you think about Joe Exotic, he really does make more sense as a Brandon Rogers' character.

Damnit, I wish this was longer. This is a fucking masterpiece 🤣🤣😂😂

The fact he had a flame thrower didn't even phase me

Brandon: *has flamethrower* Everyone: Another one for the Apocalypse Bingo!

@greenender2154

4 жыл бұрын

Covid-19 doesnt stand a chance

@mozambiquewithhopup1561

4 жыл бұрын

Brandon will burn us all in a merciless rampage

@lilbubba7048

4 жыл бұрын

is that an Exurb1a reference?

"feed your chickens pieces of meat that you are no longer married to" RECYCLING

@defectivepikachu4582

4 жыл бұрын

recycling trash

@Alex-eu6bg

4 жыл бұрын

It references the conspiracy of her feeding her dead husband to her tigers.

@Feliciatanktop

4 жыл бұрын

*check the septic tank*

@yukorai8323

4 жыл бұрын

Mudkip Lord yes that’s the joke lmao

@kinkyxkitten666

4 жыл бұрын

Mudkip Lord r/woosh

This needs a sequel.

when the fuck is someone going to give this man a blank cheque and a blank script to make something insane for the theatres ? if borat can get money from bezos, why not brandon ?

Seeing a lot of comments asking about my clown series (Blood & Makeup) - production will resume once I’m allowed to film in LA again. In the meantime, I’m shootin random weird shit out here in Texas haha 😂

@animechick7732

4 жыл бұрын

Hey Brandon how are you doing and do you know how Paulette is doing? Be safe and be your awesome crazy self :)

@tracywallace7414

4 жыл бұрын

Houston here Brandon💜💜💜

@archiballs343

4 жыл бұрын

The stuff you have filmed out in Texas is some of the best skits in my opinion.

@shotgunner75

4 жыл бұрын

Were those real guns

@kitty-0005

4 ай бұрын

But I don't fuck around honey, this is Texas 💅🏼

I want him to actually run for president

@mariobeaupre1626

4 жыл бұрын

To be honest, he'd do a better job than the one the USA actually has at the moment

@AnthonymarioOrozco

4 жыл бұрын

Mario Beaupre ik

@ioannonya9137

4 жыл бұрын

Anything brandon Rodgers can be a series

@loloest9997

4 жыл бұрын

Its him or Trump🤷🏽‍♀️

@mariobeaupre1626

4 жыл бұрын

@@loloest9997 I choose Brandon, he would make a much better job

As a Texan, me and my horse can conform we talk like this

I really want to see this be an actual show, that would be hilarious.

YT: "Can you guys make family friendly content only" . . . . Brandon: *"Ask no more"*