The narrator sounds like he’s got a buffet stuck in his throat

@jmp_fr

4 жыл бұрын

Johnny Vegas does has a buffet in his throat. Or more accurately in his chin. No, the 2nd one.

@antb2k7

3 жыл бұрын

@@jmp_fr and the 3rd

@tomcruise6132

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@olliehornetsteadily2977

3 жыл бұрын

Molly Johnny Vegas has got more than one but he is a great actor

@mwooq2638

3 жыл бұрын

Including the metal?

Who the hell goes to buffets and eats Chips/pizza... I always avoid that.

@GlytcheD

5 жыл бұрын

Kids!

@blazingcoder3196

5 жыл бұрын

Americans.

@noturavgdude8262

5 жыл бұрын

Blazing Coder this buffet isn't in America though... Lol

@kapski_

5 жыл бұрын

That sounds like a good time to 11 year old me.

@roriair4054

5 жыл бұрын

pizza is nice

The buffet owner is such a kind-hearted looking guy.

5 bucks every kid in that buffet coughed on the chocolate fountain

@hamishriley-watson4312

5 жыл бұрын

*pounds

@kidtea

4 жыл бұрын

@@hamishriley-watson4312 since he's saying bucks, i think you could also use quid.

@quackss6384

4 жыл бұрын

Dont forget the adults

@walterloehrmann5213

4 жыл бұрын

Ah so that's how Corona spread in England!

Crispy seaweed is freakin' cabbage what the hell it's crispy cabbage

@owenboyle7220

5 жыл бұрын

Pokemon Go seaweed

@shaneg9081

5 жыл бұрын

Cabbage is cheaper

@raymond_676

5 жыл бұрын

Pokemon Go fried cabbage

@titanwurth4230

5 жыл бұрын

ITS FUCKIN CABBAGE WHERES THE SEAWEED

@fearlesskugkug5192

5 жыл бұрын

Weed

one guy getting more value than what he paid for in a buffet does virtually nothing to their profits...

@jonjordan5871

5 жыл бұрын

Exactly they make that loss up from kids and people who genuinely dont eat that much.

After reading the comments: Crispy "seaweed" is served in many Western Chinese restaurants & it's a known fact that it's cabbage. It's labelled as "crispy seaweed" Because that's what it's called, even if that's not what it is. For every person who comes to a buffet as a "challenge" there's thousands that don't. They make a profit. Many buffets have time limits when there are more expensive things on it. I like the narrator's voice, it's charming. 💖

isnt the whole point of going to a buffet to have fun and eat as much as you want?

@YakuiMeido

5 жыл бұрын

Lol I know. I don't think anyone's really going to an all you can eat buffet to "beat" the system.

@xTonyLeo

5 жыл бұрын

gotta beat the system maaaan /s

@chococatvega1865

5 жыл бұрын

Do they have some ketchup shortage ??? I don’t see the point of having to refill a bowl of ketchup knowing it’s a damn buffet 🤦‍♀️ just leave the bottles of ketchup

@fredkay6743

5 жыл бұрын

@@YakuiMeido do. Whenever I go to one of these buffets, I focus on the duck and pork dishes and tend to avoid the carbs and cheap crap.

@TheWutangclan1995

5 жыл бұрын

The key to it is to eat more than what the buffet price cost for each person.

That kid when the host asked him if he wanted more noodles was so sweet and well behaved ☺️

@decoy1312

3 жыл бұрын

k

@saucyyyy

Жыл бұрын

@@decoy1312 k

@DevTakeFlightEducational

8 ай бұрын

k@@saucyyyy

That pizza looks awful. Looks like they use tomato paste for sauce.

@alexjames5290

5 жыл бұрын

In the UK, outside of main city centers and hippie villages the food quality, especially takeaways is really really bad. A takeaway in outer Manchester will get away with murder.

@ChrisM-bn5vr

5 жыл бұрын

Nipple cream

@emanuel1281

5 жыл бұрын

U mean ketchup for sauce?

@AlanRedrew

5 жыл бұрын

@@emanuel1281 no ketchup, just sauce, raw sauce

@emanuel1281

5 жыл бұрын

@@AlanRedrew well they use raw tomato paste in Italy..

This guy has such a thick accent the closed captioning went crazy

*Avoid starch in a buffet* - Mike Chen

@cademancaden

4 жыл бұрын

And yet he always eats it

You are there to eat , just EAT!!! Who cares if the Chef or others think you are pilling food up on your plate!

Need to avoid drinks, soups, carbs, sweets and focus on pricey meats and seafood. Try for 8 plates to beat the buffet, need to skip breakfast and lunch and go hungry

@zehrudinhasanovic2041

5 жыл бұрын

Terrible idea, your stomach shrinks when you dont eat all day... best thing to do is eat a lot of salads they expand your stomach and digest fast then go in and eat a lot of steaks and seafood.

@Outlawzand1

3 жыл бұрын

Drink plenty of water during the day to keep your stomach inflated and to clean out the waste

I could tell that was cabbage just from looking at it. He clearly isn't an actual seaweed lover. :P

@mayzerify5525

4 жыл бұрын

@Midnight Toker it's pretty fucking obvious if you have ever eaten seaweed before

Looks good. I'm just wondering if it's legal to call something seaweed when it's in fact cabbage? I'm prob. missing something because I was quite surprised how open the restaurant were about it.

@dannywhite132

5 жыл бұрын

@Tony George they probably don't call it seaweed. There isn't a label or anything, people just assume that it's seaweed.that would be my guess anyway

@kingcs6273

5 жыл бұрын

Daniel White Pretty sure no label is illegal

@juch3

5 жыл бұрын

@@kingcs6273 not really

@pedsgreatescape1723

3 жыл бұрын

Abit late with a reply. It's not illegal . Crab sticks are not real crab but still called crab meat. The Caviar you get on sushi in not real caviar but Salmon eggs. There is a lot of things called imitation food.

@idkman1195

3 жыл бұрын

@@pedsgreatescape1723 Yea, but there is a "INGREDIENTS:" section, where it tells you what its actually is. Now I havent been to this buffet, So I dont know. But I hope theres a fine print on the "Seaweed" that says its cabbage.

Matt Stonie: “hold my beer”

@iwasdroppedatbirth2409

5 жыл бұрын

@@shawn-ju8ey hold my warmed up gatorade*

@noname-mo9mh

5 жыл бұрын

No it's Hold my diet coke

@finneseshark4414

5 жыл бұрын

hold my gallon of gravy

Interesting. Different culture. As an American, I'd just commend the chef on what a great job he'd done on the crispy duck and show him how much I appreciated it by piling it high.

@thorbat

6 ай бұрын

That's genuinely something I love about you Americans, you guys aren't afraid of your food. I remember one time I visited California for a holiday many years ago personally I don't think I've ever tasted better food, American style food is normally criticised for ridiculously large portions or for being too greasy/fatty but I honestly couldn't get enough of it.

My local Indian have banned me I end up eating 4 plates normally full to the top with all the expensive stuff

@369yew

5 жыл бұрын

Proof

@shicoolyasmin3801

5 жыл бұрын

r/thathappend

@LadsJourney

5 жыл бұрын

Why would I need to proof it eating a lot of food isn’t to brag about

@LadsJourney

5 жыл бұрын

I’m a fat bastard and I love it

@tunasalad3919

4 жыл бұрын

LOL i always does that in Indian buffets. I stick to eating Tandoori chicken, Lamb and fish dishes and avoid rice based dishes.

There’s gonna be that one guy that doesn’t care that he is being greedy in front of the chef and take it all lol

Johnny vegas impression: YOUVE MISSCOUNTED WE BOTH GOT 30!! I AM THE ORACLE HEAR ME ROAR !!!

This is diabetes heaven

@Gabbyplaytime

5 жыл бұрын

The Pubg Kid this is not how you become diabetic I know I’m diabetic type 1 my pancreas stopped working

@Blue_G_41s

5 жыл бұрын

I reckon if u had diabetes it's more like hell 🤔

@morteparla6926

5 жыл бұрын

@@Blue_G_41s Well maybe... But chances are, if you have T2 diabetes, it's because buffets are your heaven.

@Blue_G_41s

5 жыл бұрын

@@morteparla6926 personal opinion I reckon you mean fat people's heaven with your reference too T2.. And my opinion on that would be heaven isn't a place it's a feeling of total enjoyment and fat people can eat more so more heavenly enjoyment... diabetic people have to watch what they eat that ain't enjoyment

This reminds me of when Red Lobster had the Endless Shrimp promotion and my friends and I set out to compete against each other. The rules were: You must eat your sides. You must eat at least 1 biscuit (we all ended up eating at least 2 because they're so damn good.) You must drink at least 1 glass of beverage. Tails will be kept for counting, and you must eat the shrimp at least TO the tail. Popcorn and coconut shrimp have no tails and are smaller, so they must be counted differently. Popcorn and coconut shrimp only counted half. You could order the skewers on the bed of rice, but you did not have to eat the rice, and the rice counted nothing extra if you did. My record was 201 shrimp, and I threw in the towel at that point. I told my friend that if he beat me, I had already called it and I didn't even want to continue with it. It stopped being fun at that point. He did end up beating me, by 1. 202 shrimp, 3 biscuits, 2 sides, probably 3-4 glasses of pepsi. That was our record, the next closes to me was I think 170ish. All in all, I'm not 100% sure, but I do believe that at least 2 of us ended up "beating the buffet" that day. Even though it wasn't a buffet. The best part was that the waitress was cheering us on the whole time, saw and appreciated that it was a competition and so she kept the shrimp coming out at a great pace for us. She got a $200 from the table that night, easily.

@Mygood-py8zk

5 жыл бұрын

Best thing to do in a meal ...compete ...yeah

@user-mk5vj5bf3j

5 жыл бұрын

Bet you hid some of those shrimps that epic huge beard

the narrators voice makes this incredibly difficult to watch..

@watfordman

4 жыл бұрын

How dare you insult our Lord and saviour Johnny Vegas

@mrmiah2518

4 жыл бұрын

Morbidly obese

2:02 he died😂

@joshboles6884

5 жыл бұрын

It looked like that kid started choking

Wait what? You go to the restaurant to eat cheapest frozen chips? Outrageous

Eats 7 plates of food, “you know I’m not tryna get my self sick 🤷🏾‍♂️”

if this is in my recommended at 3AM again-

The guy at 6:38 is like the Asian version of Littlefinger. "Our eyesh are always bigger than our belliesh, Lord Shtark...But The Mountain will always have the biggest belly in the Sheven Kingdoms."

@jacobj1517

5 жыл бұрын

Bruh 😁😁

It's nice to know that the USA has some competition. Mr. More is a genius. I wish him the best. Plus...chicken tikka is awesome.

Very entertaining to watch. Great to get the perspective of the restaurant owner.

I could watch these for days

LOL EMBARRASSED?! Plz I will serve my plate as tall as I want idc if the OWNER is standing next to me.

Imagine being able to eat anything you want and you choose to eat leaves.

7:45 can we just take a second to laugh at the fact that you can see dudes asshole sweating through his pants?

i love this video. the narrator really makes it for me

2:02 when you realize the test is tomorrow and you didn’t study....

@mintyghost8263

4 жыл бұрын

Blurr Yt omfg haha you legend

The narrator's voice is like those toy commercial voices you see on tv.

This was an interesting video. Thumbs up

That little bowl of ketchup!! LOL!

That’s not even real Seaweed

@user-mk5vj5bf3j

5 жыл бұрын

Well duh , genius

@gizmonovack

5 жыл бұрын

It's weed from the lawn

I wish crispy duck would be more popular here in the States.

@causetheplumstasteyum7848

5 жыл бұрын

Isnt it in the chinese restaurantes ?

Lmao @ the chef laughing as he says it's cabbage

Wow, nice video, thanks

I learned my lesson to never try making the food worth it. In KBBQs their most popular item is the sliced brisket. At $20 a person and 4 dollars a pound of brisket, you’d need to consume more than 5 pounds of it. So even if I do make my money’s worth, the next day I’ll feel like utter shit and probably rush to the bathroom. Here’s a tip guys. Never expect to make your money back. Eat til you’re happy instead

The only time I went to England we ate at an Indian buffet. When I think about all the lactose I had the pain comes back a little but it was absolutely worth it

i love this show , it's so funny and accurate

Bro, just realized this my rugby team, Ripon! We took a trip to Lester for a rugby tour, never realized I would see my younger self on KZread.🤣

Well last month we went to a buffet like a proper REAL buffet With Seafood,Raw oysters and cheese and all that yummy jazz You know it is not a for-profit buffet (cuz it's a hotel and their revenue Comes from rooms) so it's AMAZING we got it for 400฿ for kids And 800฿ for adults but we got a 33.3* percent discount so Ima say it was great didn't break either my stomach or my bank *edit* oh btw 400฿ is about 11$ dollars 800฿ is 22$

I can't wait until the day someone allergic to cabbage comes in an eats it and sues the company

@bmc9504

4 жыл бұрын

Cabbage has everything seaweed has.

Good for him - he's not committing crimes he's running a business - respect him!

1:09 when you see your custom character in a cutscene

So... Do they have like... A note somewhere that states it's actually Cabbage? Cause... I feel like saying it's seaweed, and actually selling cabbage could lead to health concerns somewhere down the road

If I'm going to a buffet I'm loading up on Alaskan King Crab

@tonycarpaccio9550

5 жыл бұрын

No UK buffet has anything decent like that it’s all trash frozen fried shit.

I love this guys voice

I died laughing when he said it actually just cabbage

I will say this in all honesty, this looks fun. It is NOT fun at American places like Golden Corral or the Chinese Buffets. Not in Illinois at any rate. Are those kids being gently forced to eat with other kids they don't know? Like making new friends? Because, if so, that's really wonderful. You meet new people. No one EVER does that in America to my knowledge. People here are far too protective to eat with other people they don't know. There is a very special place up in Wisconsin called Paul Bunyon's. It's a breakfast place but you eat like a Lumber Jack and you sit with other people at long tables. I often thought how nice it was to sit with strangers and eat. I mean, you go out to a place like that, why not be sociable. There are no other places that I know of that allow it or encourage it.

@TheBUGZNTA

5 жыл бұрын

Mate have you never heard of a bar?

This is the most Non-American American thing I’ve seen.

Yes!!! I miss you guys!

Yay!! Johnny Vegas........ awesome

Did that MF just serve a Waffle with his bare hands? @3:02

This narrator needs to be in more videos

@superhands576

5 жыл бұрын

He is

@BillyWarHigh

5 жыл бұрын

It's Johnny Vegas

@eddiebond8940

5 жыл бұрын

he is a well know actor tbf

@nintendoblood4835

5 жыл бұрын

I was just thinking omg this guy is cringey

@mirza6399

5 жыл бұрын

The funny thing is hes morbidly obese 🤣

I saw a middle age thin black woman eat six full plates of food and was still going. I was with my wife then. I was really pleased with this woman ☺

“OOOOH DONAAALD” 😂

Super interesting. If that gentleman didn't even break even after 7 plates at 12 quids, then I seriously question the quality of the food. How is it so cheap to make?

These buffet owners were wise enough to make money saving decisions but stupid enough to reveal it to a tv show🤦🏻‍♂️

@JsJdv

5 жыл бұрын

Doesn't matter. People come to buffets for the variety of foods, eat their fullest and have fun. They don't go in thinking they want to beat the system

Hitchcock and Scully: is this a challenge?

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they should be sued for labeling it seaweed when it's actually cabbage

@voke4553

5 жыл бұрын

Mr A You will probably find, that there won’t be a label saying ‘seaweed’

@candycortell2465

5 жыл бұрын

Truw

@ryanm64

5 жыл бұрын

Cabbage tastes better than seaweed anyway.

@bmc9504

4 жыл бұрын

Meh, well due to our Muslim population, in takeaways and chippies Vinegar isn't vinegar in chippies anymore because of alcohol. Pepperoni - not actually pork Sausage- not pork and is halal especially in London Bacon - made from Turkey usually and flavoured I could go on......

@cameronhowe1110

3 жыл бұрын

Mitchell C vinegar is completely halal and also why would you label turkey bacon as bacon since turkeys are way more expensive then pigs . You sound like an absolute lunatic

I don't know why people are obsessed with getting their money's worth. I'll never understand that. Maybe that's why I'll never go to a traditional buffet.

@nathanrolls4015

5 жыл бұрын

Aaron money makes the world go round

"There is nothing worse than running out of ketchup. Well, except maybe war and Jeremy Clarkson." Fucking lol

Fill a cup at the chocolate fountain haha.

I don't understand people who pile on at Buffets. I usually go to them to relax with friends, we'll hang out for hours and play DnD. Lots of fun.

Do they leave the ''side''plates on your table to try to shame you into looking like a pig.

Haha that indian chefs a savvy veteran of the buffet game, "go on kids, eat some more chips" (carb overload)

0:12 OMD that’s Leicester 😂

500k views and 13 comments?

And the kids are eating the most boaring food chips and thet is it! OUT OFF ALL THE FOODS CHIPS!!?!?!?

The narrator is pure legend!

That buffet restaurants turn over must be INSANE

TOE-MA-TOE KETCHUP!! huh? its just ketchup

All you can eat is pervert. Clients want to beat the buffet by eating until they’re sick& the buffet owners who have to buy cheap products to get along. Going in a restaurant is not about getting the most for the cheapest price😡🤷🏼‍♀️

@ohyeahyeah7130

5 жыл бұрын

The fuck are you talking about ?

@vailimaconnoisseur6538

4 жыл бұрын

It is for poor people like me lol

At least this guy is honest, and this is hilarious

When the Prada Willie Weekly outing bus turns up at the buffet , you know the shit is seriously about to hit the fan.

People should celebrate the fact that they've had enough to eat in one setting for one's survival rather than celebrate the ability to overindulge...

so if your somone who's tall you dont get to eat for half price? and if your a midget you eat half price for life

@y2kblackout

5 жыл бұрын

You eat less when you're smaller.

@causetheplumstasteyum7848

5 жыл бұрын

@@y2kblackout what about an obese man losing both legs then hitting the buffet ?

that cabbage tho xD

You know your children are having a good time when Mr. MORE comes around, to take them to the back of the restaurant...

pro tip eat meat most meats cost more than the noodles/dough and stuff like that

0:26 looks terrible

I really love it I have a lot of buffet videos on my channel from Taiwan as well.

Imagine just eating and seeing a camera recording u eat lol

6K views and 4 comments, somebody is sitting on the delete button

Me and my friend once went to a all u can eat korean BBQ and we at for 5 hours

@cookehmonstashe5332

5 жыл бұрын

oz?

When I go to a buffet there is always that one kid piling up on chips

Cabbage? I am bloody floored

Can’t believe a whole country doesn’t know what braces are

0:19 if my kid used his fork like this, I'd smack it in his throath. MANNERS.

Why did this guy diss Jeremy Clarkson all of a sudden 😂😂

Took me a while before i realized it was Johnny Vegas.