This song made me so ungodly horny. I didn't even know it was possible to be this god damn aroused.

@TheSmollest

11 ай бұрын

Finaly someone who gets me, thank you

@mr.manmccheese7240

11 ай бұрын

This comment made my orifices invert.

@Cort3xvort3x

11 ай бұрын

WHAT

@notimportant3033

11 ай бұрын

🤨

@SpyroGamer2008

11 ай бұрын

Make sure they're nice and long...and firm.

Given how so much of Cortex’s dialogue wasn’t altered, just auto tuned; this mashup was a match made in heaven.

@Robert00118

8 ай бұрын

NO, NO, NO! Not, Auto Tune! He needs crystals.

I can imagine Cortex singing this entire song to Crash and then Crash just comes back with a gem

@Mr.Feather130

11 ай бұрын

By gem,you mean the blue gen?

@JargonMadjin

11 ай бұрын

@@Mr.Feather130 He'll come back with every gem, one by one

@Mr.Feather130

11 ай бұрын

@@JargonMadjin and always trust n.brio because gems good. Crystals bad.

@JargonMadjin

11 ай бұрын

@@Mr.Feather130 I mean Brio was a man of his word, he helped you destroy the space station after all

@warioland523

10 ай бұрын

No no no Crash I said bring me CRYSTALS!

This sums up Cortex’s relationship with his bandicoot “son” perfectly. Crash may be stupid, but he’s never going to listen as long as Cortex wants to conquer the universe.

Gonna be having this one on loop for a while

@krim8903

10 ай бұрын

hi joe

@Shagaru_Bleed

6 ай бұрын

Unexpected joe encounter.

@KingCrimso

2 ай бұрын

Relatable

This is the song that played in Cortex's head on a loop after Crash 3. That's why in both timelines he's acting like comic relief from that point on. He really did go Crystal Crazy.

If Cortex had just done this from the beginning Crash probably would've done what he wanted without question. Very nicely done.

The faint Rock Slide Rumber at 0:50 tho, the way you're able to mash Crash elements and even melodies to the instrumentals makes the sentence mixing even better

The use of the Twinsanity music bits were a nice touch ^^ Excellent work as always 👌😁

@Mr.Feather130

11 ай бұрын

Yeah since twinsanity is a really beloved game in the crash bandicoot series

Your little Crash mixes are so delightful I love the beatboxing taken from the Evil Twins boss theme used for percussion

@NPCarlsson

11 ай бұрын

It was from Rockslide Rumble actually, but they're very similar.

@BenjuKatchowee

11 ай бұрын

@@NPCarlsson I would have probably known if I bothered to compare, the evil twins one has much heavier distortion or something on it, oops

at this rate you could probably drop an entire cortex album

Such a banger! These *NEVER* *_EVER_* get old, in my opinion. The usage of sentence-mixing and pitch-shifting is brilliant!❤💙😇

Huge shout out to the person who lipsynched to this in full Neo Cortex costume with props on stage at Kokorocon 2024

@NPCarlsson

4 ай бұрын

I'm sorry, the person who did what now?! Is this a April Fool or are you serious?

NPCarlsson´s YTPMV are always great. Cant wait to see how good this one will be

The CTTR parts made me have a huge smile on my face! This whole video is nothing short of amazing!

I waited ten flippin’ hours for this, and it really delivers. Amazing job

honestly i have the biggest crush on cortex and your covers have fueled that

3:29 what a smooth transition

THE song to lose your virginity to. And an unexpected N. Gin verse is always so exhilarating.

Man I appreciate the use of Tag Teams debug camera mode, as well as those hilarious interactions he has with Crash in that game so much. Another classic tune from you, I’m not gonna lie I’ve been bopping it on loop in my car lol

Awesome work! I always love your Cortex songs. Way better than all the "AI cover" garbage popping up all over the place.

@generalrubbish9513

11 ай бұрын

AI voices can sound very natural and achieve things that aren't really possible with sentence-mixing, but sentence-mixing will always have its own charm. I think they both have their rightful place, and I've seen YTPs that utilize them both effectively.

@gapyoukai420

11 ай бұрын

@WilliamTheMuddy Agreed

@gapyoukai420

11 ай бұрын

​@@generalrubbish9513The main thing I dislike about AI voices is that they are effortlessly done compared to sentence mixing which takes both time and effort on behalf of the person making the video.

@ZPixel17

11 ай бұрын

@@gapyoukai420As an occasional amateur KZread Pooper, I love AI voices and most things AI. I havn't dabbled in any significant amount of AI voice stuff so I can't speak for how much effort it takes, but I don't really factor that into my enjoyment of things very much. That being said, I'll always have a huge appreciation for the art of sentence mixing.

@gapyoukai420

11 ай бұрын

@@ZPixel17 as long as you appreciate it then it's all good, though I would encourage you to try doing it no matter how bad you think you may be, but take things one step at a time and I wish you luck with future uploads.

Another Cortex masterpiece by NPCarlsson ❤ Thank you so much for this hilarious yet catchy song! xD

AWW YEAH! I love the Twinsanity-sprinkled track 👌 And I love how a lot of this is just raw Cortex 😂 Very stimulating, NPC!👍👍👍

Not since "Activate the Dancebot" have we heard such masterful sentence mixing!

WE MAKING IT OUTTA THE WARP ROOM WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣💯💯💯

I must say, you never disappoint with these Cortex songs.

This is sincerely incredible!!! It's such a good mash-up you've created that is the specific kind of niche my little 10 year old crash bandicoot-brained self would lose his whole mind over. I love this!!!

Another masterpiece. Hopefully a certain 8-Bit Drummer sees this one too.

Even better than the original, common NPCarlsson W.

Can't... stop... listening!

Another Cortex banger by NPCarlsson 🔥🔥🔥

If there was a ‘Collect The Gems’ song with N Brio’s voice being autotuned.

this might be one of the best cortex remixes you've made so far; your talent for this kinda stuff is unreal man not only do the vocals sound super clean, but the lyrics fit really well and the instrumental using crash instruments is the cherry on the top great job, as always

Absolutely love all your Cortex songs, instant addition to my playlist. Keep up the good work!!!

I love your Crash uploads! Thanks for blessing us with this goodness as always! 🥰

Dude, you're way too good at doing these amazingly catchy hilarious song parodies/remixes, ahah ^^ Really good work, you rock, lol

Dr. Cortex showed up in my dream, demanding crystals from everyone around him. I blame your song.

@NPCarlsson

10 ай бұрын

I wish I dreamt about Cortex.

I love these Cortex covers! Keep up the great work!

You did it again NPCarlsson! Another banger! 😆

Man, why are your cortex songs so dang CATCHY?! Love it 🤩 (almost as much as cortex loves his crystals)

Your cortex songs are perfection

This stuff is like crack in audio form. Some of your best work yet imo. keep it up man.

I think this is my new favourite remix made by you. It's so catchy!

I swear I heard "I apologise for the crude memes used to bring you here" Apology accepted, Subscribed, and liked the video.

Another banger of Cortex Sining, great job!

this is one of my favorites you've done with cortex!

WHAT NO WAY ANOTHER AWESOME SONG . I LITERALLY CAN'T WAIT!!!!😍, IT'S GOING TO BE A BANGER LIKE THE DANCE BOT !! 😎👍

It's always a good day when a cortex song comes out

Another banger song. Cortex could release his own album at this rate.

Seeing Cortex angrily driving after Crash was actually pretty cool.

This was actually awesome!!

I can't get enough of these Cortex covers

Another masterpiece from you!

You really should make more of these my friend this is actually pretty good

Well NPCarlsson You Done It Again An Awesome Song

Order truly gonna have a serious meltdown of rage after this song Is done. I hot some better "Crystal Gems" In mind for true "upgrades".😉💎

This is the alternate universe version of Sara94's 'Gimme More'

@Sara94

11 ай бұрын

Accurate. Seems according to this timeline, even N.Gin's starting to lose it!

@YaboiFoxTale

11 ай бұрын

​@@Sara94Plot twist: Power crystals are actually pink kryptonite that's why it's making everyone more and more gay coded

@Sara94

11 ай бұрын

@@YaboiFoxTale "You mean... gayer?" - Lex Lang 😃Where can I order pink kryptonite pls? 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

@YaboiFoxTale

11 ай бұрын

@@Sara94 Hahaha

This is the best content on youtube, HANDS DOWN!

i usually dont like these types of songs with no hard beat like "activate the dancebot" had, but i only like this song, because of how majestic "long firm power crystals" sound like.

This really needs more views! I discovered this video a week ago, but I come back everyday since then

This is such a banger of a song I love it.

Amazing😁💯💥.Wonderful work

A true work of art. I approve.

OMG! This is another Cortex’s legendary song! ❤

another amazing YTPMV ❤

this is amazing :o

crash and coco dancing to the song at 3:17 is so cute

THE BANGER WE ALL NEEDED

I wonder what crash was bringing instead of crystals?

"Long and Firm." Crash can attest to this, given how he 'stores' them sometimes.

The fact that it doesn't use A.I is pretty impressive ! Well done, I love this !

Absolute Banger! 🔥

this is art you are an artist

This goes hard! Still waiting on the full version of Bandicoot Stew, though.

Only just recently discovered this. It is *p e r f e c t.*

WE GETTING CRYSTALS WITH THIS ONE!!!!🗣️🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🔮🔮

Dr Neo Periwinkle Cortex: b-b-b...... BANDICOOT

I love this so much

The way N. Gin so quickly and cheerfully agrees not to touch the crystal... gives me the feeling he's content to watch... 😱🫣

As much as I like this song, I physically cannot stop listening to it at 1.25 speed. I don’t know why it hits so different like that, but it really does

The perfect villian song dosnet exi-

I am so going to play this loud everywhere I go. It needs to be known!

as soon as i herd what song this was a parody of instantly so excited XD

I appreciate the inclusion of the Tag Team Racing bits. That game has such charm to it.

Surprisingly catchy!😈💎🌎

This song is weirdly catchy and I like it. Even though these are just lines from Cortex and sometime from N.Gin which are just enhanced with a Software it fits the music. I was thinking of actually playing a few Crash games again after I got recommended that video and maybe collect crystals like Cortex said.

@NPCarlsson

8 ай бұрын

Wow. The song made you wanna bring him the crystals? That's a compliment and a half :D

I watched this first and honestly like it more than the original. Lex Lang is too powerful

Wow tu la super bien réalisé barvo 🎉👏

I cant stop listening to this. so damn catchy

Actually supreme content

Better do as he say... *OR ELSE!!!!!* -If you listein carefully Iy actually sounds similar to Crocodile Rock when Cortez goes "La la la la la!"

LEZ GO WE GOT ANOTHER

I'm curious did you always have an interest with making music remixes or was it something that just sorta happened? even your first ytpmv with the spongebob lipstick song was pretty good

This song is so cool, can I make a animation with this song please?

I've become addicted to this song.

Banditastic!

This is definitely a certified crystal moment

This song is such a banger

Wow that was pretty good

Nice!