Fun fact: they blew up a real bridge and that was a real train

@dakotaspruell1083

4 жыл бұрын

Fun Fact: it looks nothing like a model train

@BoomerDante

4 жыл бұрын

i looked it up cause i didn't believe you. damn, they had some balls back in the day.

@jemimallah2591

4 жыл бұрын

shocking. its so out-of-character for nick to say something completely wrong with the full confidence of someone whos completely right

@dakotaspruell1083

4 жыл бұрын

jemimallah he’s just used to being right, but yeah that was super dumb of him

@Zorro9129

4 жыл бұрын

CGI played a part in destroying moviemaking.

Stav’s inability to understand movies is amazing

@liamsparling

2 жыл бұрын

Just like a chick

@thedragonbroke

2 жыл бұрын

Every now and then he has a pretty good insight about something. But the vast majority he has the brain of a yellow labrador.

@matthiasthulman4058

2 жыл бұрын

He is peak bugman

@matthillfromcollege4109

Жыл бұрын

So why was Alec Guinness trying to save the bridge?

@Levi_Tollefson

Жыл бұрын

@@matthillfromcollege4109 Because he's a gay man

"British people are all about tomfoolery and general silliness" I can confirm this is true

@UnitSe7en

3 жыл бұрын

Actually they're all about awful weather and even more awful food. Actually, upon reflection , I suppose their tomfoolery without being drunk is the only thing that separates them from the Soviets.

@PoutingTrevor

3 жыл бұрын

@@UnitSe7en Look who learnt everything they know about Britain from Family Guy

@UnitSe7en

3 жыл бұрын

@@PoutingTrevor I am not American. Good job, you mongoose. I'll also add to my list of similarities "Being total little skirts that don't understand a joke." (A hint: You never used to be like this)

@PoutingTrevor

3 жыл бұрын

@@UnitSe7en Should of guessed. Americans tend to be funny

@UnitSe7en

3 жыл бұрын

@@PoutingTrevor Zing! However, unfortunately obviously desperate. Just take the loss on the chin. Stiff upper lip and all that.

I love clips where Adam contributes, it's like finding a very rare, very gay gemstone

@3dheadcreeps87

4 жыл бұрын

Charles Châtenay for President 1900 - everyone likes to shit on Adam, but he’s crucial to the Cum Town gayness.

@MrAngusyoungistheman

4 жыл бұрын

3DHeadCreeps Some might even say that Adam is the gayest of them all.

@NuthaMuthaLuva

4 жыл бұрын

Charles Châtenay for President 1900 Madam Adams Bespoke contribution

@nicholasbyram296

4 жыл бұрын

Like an opal.

@Pwnedef

3 жыл бұрын

"Very gay gemstone" is a bit redundant, no?

The Assassination of A Bridge by The Coward Alec Guiness.

@michaeldeguzman8675

3 жыл бұрын

you saved me 161 minutes. thank you.

@IsaacWolfOfficial

2 жыл бұрын

@@michaeldeguzman8675 bruh you can't just skip out on a classic like that

@nihaalsandim9986

4 ай бұрын

More like major shavers

@Sheriff_Ochs

4 ай бұрын

More like 5 am@@nihaalsandim9986

"I'm not racist, I'm sneaky."

@zac8780

3 жыл бұрын

my favorite nick quote i think

@BingbongDeNiro

3 жыл бұрын

Hiiiiiii, Sneaky

@blindthrall

3 жыл бұрын

I'm just a birdy too...

@MrBananaSamich

3 жыл бұрын

Had me dead

@ToastytheG

3 жыл бұрын

Justin trudeau?

"the thing about war is that morale is-" "what if you only got into being a soldier so that you could wear blackface?" Good job nick, steering the conversation in the right direction.

@ZeranZeran

2 жыл бұрын

Artist.

@dsprocks

2 жыл бұрын

The film "Drive-Thru" 2007 was rated as containing "blackface", but the reality is that one character has on camo face paint during a scene which is a blend of dark green, brown, and black. I guess either some idiot or some algorithm detection couldn't tell the difference lol.

@ZeranZeran

2 жыл бұрын

@@dsprocks that is hilariously stupid I hope someone got offended by it

I'm glad they think that Japanese houses consist of floors, rice paper, and screen doors

@Oblio1942

3 жыл бұрын

do they not? Ive never been to japan

@VincentGonzalezVeg

3 жыл бұрын

I don't think you'll need to defend against them

@P_steez

3 жыл бұрын

And they karate chop the doors

@lazlow9640

3 жыл бұрын

"Careful now, that's weight bearing rice"

@thomasmorse8092

3 жыл бұрын

@@P_steez Every single time they enter or leave the house

I could never watch a movie with Stav, I would lose my fucking mind.

I don't know why but Stav mistaking David Lean as Ang Lee and sounding excited that the Bridge on the River Kwai was made by Ang Lee is possibly the funniest bit ever on this show.

I love how Stav just doesn't get storytelling.

Do you think Stav watches horror movies and shouts "Don't go in there!" at the screen?

@JunkCCCP

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah like an obese black woman, who coincidentally he shares a body type with

@Gobbersmack

3 жыл бұрын

@@JunkCCCP Stav is an obese black woman in literally every way except hue

@macrussell78

2 жыл бұрын

"Haha! That chick was so gay!" -Stav watching 'I spit on your grave.'

@ZeranZeran

2 жыл бұрын

@@JunkCCCP I immediately thought of a black woman after reading this comment. What does this prove? Mr. Feeny held me down and he fucked me in my mouth.

@Yophillips3272

2 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure everyone does that. What are you just going to sit there and not roast the B.

"Are these Cambodians, what are these chi- uh ladies?"

@mikeybthisguy6677

4 жыл бұрын

Stavros "the mind" halkias

@tompratticus8890

4 жыл бұрын

Chicks He was definetely gonna say chicks

dude thanks a ton for cutting this together, dunno if you're involved with the podcast but i got introduced to this from youtube rec's, your editing is immaculate and i'm definitely gonna go listen to the cast soon because of it

@ClangersTV

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks brother. I’m just a fan of the cast myself, glad you’re enjoying the edits :)

@jonnysupreme

3 жыл бұрын

@@ClangersTV yeah man, top fucking notch!!

@enterthedragon9427

3 жыл бұрын

@@ClangersTV What is this podcast?

@dillonowens3604

3 жыл бұрын

The name of the podcast is in the title of the video

@skfkfkd

2 жыл бұрын

@@enterthedragon9427 Bridge town

Stavs attention span can only be measured in nanoseconds.

When five frat guys are also film majors.

@bennetcatchpole

4 жыл бұрын

Just realised that's why I like it

@AlexanderMacAoidh

2 жыл бұрын

I don’t think these guys lasted school

@brucekendall9873

2 жыл бұрын

*wish they were film majors

@pantsedjuniorhayseed4816

2 жыл бұрын

and are gay

@killerx9009

2 жыл бұрын

Five?

"that was the point of the British empire" is so fucking funny

The bit about the British officer exercising was wheeze-worthy.

“George Clooney’s wife raped someone” “Uh SHE HAS A NAME” 😂

We watched this every year in ROTC classes. For whatever reason I loved it.

@Nick_J_

3 жыл бұрын

“For whatever reason” Its legitimately a great movie, that’s probably why you liked it

"You see, British people are all about tomfoolery."

@MrCompassionate01

3 жыл бұрын

I'm glad to see a man who truly understands British culture. The empire was just a very elaborate jape that was too ironic for other countries to understand.

@owend4894

2 жыл бұрын

And general silliness!

Stav sperging over films > Nick sperging over video games

"Why are they building a bridge for the Japanese. Because they want to thank the Japanese for their lovely hospitality at this exotic luxurious retreat from WW2

I love how everything Adam says makes a fuck ton of sense and is very practical

This is the best they've ever failed to get a plot ever. It's almost ... too good

This is a great movie btw, for anyone who's into film. It's a really captivating meditation on responsibility, duty, and stockholm syndrome- it's almost an allegory for the paradoxical moral conflicts of any modern solider.

@donutholefilms6695

Жыл бұрын

Stockholm syndrome isnt real

@lobronjames7615

Жыл бұрын

buzzword billy

@gh0stykins

Жыл бұрын

it's a dope movie with great suspense and the conflict within a mans mind

@stevowilliams8279

Жыл бұрын

@@lobronjames7615 no you just don't understand him/ haven't bothered to understand him.

@imeowmeowkat

Жыл бұрын

It's a great movie about being gay with Japs

"its about some British dude who doesn't want to do work" LOL

I just found your guy's vids and I haven't laughed on KZread like this in forever

@DoppSkates

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah same. Just found them last night and I havent literally laughed out loud and had a real gut wrenching chuckle for a while till I found this channel. A lot of the comments are from days ago or less, did a lot of people recently discover this?

@jacobhanlon-dunn6254

4 жыл бұрын

Probably. I fuckn did

@0dus

4 жыл бұрын

@@DoppSkates i did too came up in recommendations

@julianongpin7181

4 жыл бұрын

welcome to the gay rabbit hole

I lost it at the tomfoolery line. The way it was delivered is what clinches it.

In the book they fail to blow up the bridge at the end. Imagine Stav if the movie followed the book.

Stav is both the best and worst person to watch a film with

Stav's freak out is a perfect reaction to suspense

Stav sees one movie from the 50s and thinks they're all 4 hours long.

These guys been coming in clutch during the lockdown.

@Wiggles_vs._snuggles

3 жыл бұрын

Such clutch

@Treasuremonk

3 жыл бұрын

Clutch? As in a handbag a lady carries under her arm?

@MaNuLaToROfficial

2 жыл бұрын

as long as you dont accidentally put it in reverse. and as long as you dont burn up the clutch

"War's fucked up man, I don't fuck with it. That's my take on war."

This is just hardcore MST3K and I love it

12:22 "is this how you watch every movie?" "NO! DARTH VADER'S THE BAD GUY!" .... HE'S FUCKIN THE WHOLE SHIT UP!

10:35 “People would go to theaters in suits” “Yeah but people would dress up in suits to go to lynchings”

@dsprocks

2 жыл бұрын

Stav seems not to understand that there were no mass produced machine made clothes back in 1940s and even 1950s, wasn't until the 60s that it started to become the norm. All the suits back when everyone wore suits were tailored hand made by a tailor who would measure you and make you clothes that fit, much like the cobbler who measured your foot dimensions and cobbled you a new pair of shoes. This is why everybody wore suits and nice shoes all the time because they fit properly and were indeed very comfortable. We can hardly even fathom it now because we've become so accustomed to this world of machine made garbage "one size fits all" bullshit "Small, Medium, Large, Extra Large" garbage. Vietnam war was just a scam by the military industrial complex to get land secured in Vietnam to set up textiles manufacturing factories, easily done once the army burned down the jungle with the DuPont made napalm. War is a racket.

@creamcannon825

2 жыл бұрын

@@dsprocks War is gay. Know what I'm sayin?

@brucekendall9873

2 жыл бұрын

as appose to going to a lynching in your pajamas

@ZeranZeran

2 жыл бұрын

@@dsprocks Damn.

We had to watch this movie in History class and i kinda liked it. Never thought cumtown commentary would ever exist for it

When are they going to get to the fireworks factory???

@andrewsteele300

4 жыл бұрын

MaxTrax love you’re pfp hell yeah

I found this video after just watching this movie for the first time and 5:08 made me laugh uncontrollably. It's like being almost finished watching Jaws and someone going "hold up....that's a SHARK!!?!?!"

The girls are Thai. The actual bridge is in Kanchanaburi, Thailand. The movie is based on a book by the Frenchman Pierre Boule and is a great story that never happened. The bridge was knocked out by American bombers from Chongqing China.

I watched this movie today just to hear these guys talk about it. Awesome movie recommendation.

@paulies5407

2 жыл бұрын

Anything from David Lean is good. Lawrence of Arabia and Dr Zhivago are two other epics I’d recommend from him

"I'm not racist I'm sneaky" lmao

Bridge on the river Gay

“Posture so good it gives you spinal problems” in that accent alone makes this vid worth it

my roommate had the exact same reaction as Stav, there really is something about this movie when it comes to suspense.

5:55 “what are these chi- ladies”

Havent seen stav this genuinely upset since the time adam didnt buy him a sandwich.

It's one of the best movies ever made, honestly.

I love this! They're like Beavis and Butt-head watching TV.

These guys have the humor of 13 year olds. I do too so its awesome.

Rest in peace to the trains that gave their lives to make this film, let their sacrifice not be in vain.

@dillonowens3604

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, very true fact, they had to do like ten takes that's ten bridges and trains gone kablooey

Easily Stav's most annoying moment. Surprised they let it go on so long before calling it out.

@SeaEmpire

4 жыл бұрын

7:56 Who was this, Ang Lee? Stav thinking he could have made this is hilarious

@cliffordcalhoun2364

4 жыл бұрын

It was either this one or the one he spent the whole episode crying about how he didn't want to see Joker.

@stydermmb

4 жыл бұрын

take it easy on stav, hes had a tough year. he hurt his foot and got in a fight with his dad

@justincruz8050

4 жыл бұрын

Next time he'll wear better shoes

@cliffordcalhoun2364

4 жыл бұрын

@@stydermmb maybe next time he'll have a better dad

"British people are all about tomfoolery"

Hitla only had one ball The other is in the Albert hall His mother. The silly bugger Chooped it off when he was small

@gloverelaxis

3 жыл бұрын

Hitler / Has only got one ball / Göring / Has two, but very small / Himmler / [rest] Has something similar / While poor ol' Goebbels / Has no balls / At all

@georgemorley1029

2 жыл бұрын

@@gloverelaxis Correct!

"Not my bridge. I want to FAHK my bridge!" 😂

Stav could not possibly be more bewildered by this movie.

Movies were long back then because they had breaks halfway through the movie, it was an evening event to go out to do

@dolphin069

2 жыл бұрын

Or a Saturday morning matinee.

8:45 is such a good description of old school men lol

🎵Hitler only had one ball, the other was in the Albert hall 🎵

Who’s rewatching these vids 3 years later

stav would shit himself if he could handle half a movie

Fun Fact: The "fun fact" was first created in the 70s by an advertising agency for a Wrigley's chewing gum newspaper ad campaign.

That actually was a real train look it up lol

My phone fell in the bath while watching this

Gay Bridge on the River Kwai exists it’s called Merry Christmas, Mr. Laurence.

I watched this on TV yesterday, funny I stumbled onto this video. This movie was very suspensful, although I didn't understand the ending.

Episodes where Stav is the most annoying one are way worse than episodes where Adam is.

@Fabianwew

4 жыл бұрын

Stav is always annoying

@fripplicious7466

4 жыл бұрын

@@Fabianwew beat good

@Fabianwew

4 жыл бұрын

@@fripplicious7466 Discipline best

@ThePsychedelicpunk

3 жыл бұрын

@@Fabianwew pretty based but its gotta be Larks Tounge, I dont make the rules

@macrussell78

2 жыл бұрын

He's just there as a glorified laugh track. Least Adam can occasionally be funny, Stav just sucks.

I think it was: Hitler had only one big ball, Goering had two but they were small, Himmler had something similar, but Dr Goebels had no balls at all.

5:53 “Are they like, Cambodian? What are these ch- uh, ladies?” Nice Stav

This is so deep.

"are they cambodian? what are these ch- uh, ladies"

From what he's described, Stav really sounds like the most insufferable person to watch movies with. Just imagine trying to have a decent conversation about it afterwards with him.

@NotAfraid280

Жыл бұрын

He’s funny what do u mean

@Loquacious_Jackson

Жыл бұрын

Wow,you sound lame

The lack of yanks knowledge of history makes this so much funnier

So good!

Im sorry, that laugh is hysterical

the other is in the albert hall...

Somewhere along the way I made the mistake of think Stav was actually secretly smart. He went to one of the better schools in Baltimore (it was Poly but that's the best you can do in Baltimore). He went to college. I tricked myself into think he wasn't a complete moron but he really is.

"Is this how you watch every movie?"

You guys are awesome

Shame how this is only 13 minutes long. I'd watch these guys' commentary on a whole series.

This movie was the biggest joke of my sophomore year in high school. Good shit

Blade runner 2049 was actually 2 hours and 45 minutes

Stav cried when G-Baby died in Hardball.

The bridge was in Thailand. Colonel Bogey is the tune. Great content btw. Off for some tomfoolery.

@adamisAswsomeish

9 ай бұрын

Was it not in Burma.

"I'm not racist I'm sneaky"

idk man im on a 5 episode bender, i wished i knew about you guys earlier

"I'm not racist. I'm sneaky" 🤣

Adam never gets to finish a single sentence. Just like God intended.

A bonus because they built the bridge!!! OMFG!!!

8:45 the funniest shit I've ever heard in weeks.

as soon as I saw the title I just thought "Bridge over river Gay". Adam is more clever than I am, which means I'm funnier.

Alec Guinness blew up the bridge using the FORCE......of gravity.

Is that Emmy award nominated actor Rip Torn in this film?

Im not racist, im sneaky.

"Hitler had 1 ball and gobels had no balls at all" my old man taught me that one your welcome you tube

lololol . this movie is amazing.

How about 'The Midge on the River Kwai', and it's a shot-for-shot remake but with Warwick Davis playing all the Japanese characters and Peter Dinklage playing all the British ones

@berbtheherb

2 жыл бұрын

Warwick Davis is dead

@meme-vw1vi

9 ай бұрын

@@berbtheherbgood

angry stav is pretty great.