In 2004, Coulier did stand up to a half-filled gymnasium at the college I was going to. The entire audience walked out. I have never seen anything like it.

@krikeydial3430

3 жыл бұрын

Dude I can't make it through this video he is so bad.

@edmunddonnelly3881

2 жыл бұрын

Did college students even know who Bullwinkle was?

@commanderjonson2610

Жыл бұрын

@Alison Smith lol yeah but i gotta say damn good harmonica player 😅

@earthsucks9555

10 ай бұрын

What college?

@bernielomax4702

Ай бұрын

@@earthsucks9555Whats A Matta U

Came for the feldog. Stayed for the coulier

*PRYOR* *CARLIN* *COULIER*

@krikeydial3430

3 жыл бұрын

i'd be using that super cool sense of humor to get a piece of aunt becky.

@adamberndt4190

2 жыл бұрын

So your the reason KZread wouldn't let me use Adam B as my name...lol

@jeremywilson6387

2 жыл бұрын

3,2,1 can't argue that.

i love when voices i know get put in situations i don't

the segway from scooby doo to homeland security is GOAT status

@Former_Employee

Жыл бұрын

What Segway?

@Former_Employee

Жыл бұрын

He cut... Cutted.... Cuted... It outted.

My buddy took me to a "comedy" show in Seattle once, turned out to be Michael Winslow. Sat super close so I had to fake laughter through the sadness I felt for him..

@booognish

3 жыл бұрын

I could imagine on the right combination of drugs and/or alcohol that shit would be great..

@jordanrock3494

3 жыл бұрын

Winslow's the man.

@GLPitt1

2 жыл бұрын

Winslow is more talented than Coulier. Yes his shtick gets old aftet about 15 minutes but he was great as Jones in the Police Academy films. And I saw him at a free 4th of July thing and he was entertaining but he kept it short and to the point about 20 minutes of "voicestrumentalism" and out. The crowd went nuts for him.

@matthewmattix1258

4 ай бұрын

At least Winslow is a good actor.

I honestly believe that Kenny Bania from Seinfeld is based on Coulier.

@PawAshtraysMatter

10 ай бұрын

I'd agree BUT Kenny never did honk-honk noises etc lol

@N3ur0m4nc3r

8 ай бұрын

🤔

@ArthurDowling-cq8ge

Ай бұрын

That's gold Jerry.....gold

Jesus.. this is purely on the power of Full House.. Which was a pretty basic shitty sitcom that somehow ascended to classic status based on nostalgia and. Reruns? Idk. This is truly unbelievably bad.

In 2020 I watched Dave at a casino near Pendleton, OR in front of about 60 fans. He legit did jokes I remebered from when I was 12.

Uncle Joey touched me once, he touched my heart.

@gtx-808

Жыл бұрын

You mean your fartbox 😆

@UpsonPrattJr.

Жыл бұрын

That's beautiful. Either way.

@N3ur0m4nc3r

8 ай бұрын

​@@UpsonPrattJr.✂️👇👍

AND a chipmunk voice? What cant dan do?

Lol at dave preening with the harmonica solo like some rock god.

@GLPitt1

2 жыл бұрын

He is 100xs more talented a harmonica player than he is a comedian.

I once worked with a guy who was Dave’s bodyguard for three years. The stories he would tell were wild!

His comedy kills brain cells

People who like Dave Coulier's stand-up are the same people that get excited when the character of a movie says the movie title during the movie. "omg he said it he said it!"

@TheKitchenerLeslie

2 жыл бұрын

They're also huge fans of The People's Eyebrow and can always smell what The Rock is cooking.

@mr.smithgnrsmith7808

2 жыл бұрын

So you’re saying you love Dave Coulier?

@GLPitt1

2 жыл бұрын

"I'll give you Collateral Damage!"

@ShinRyojin

Жыл бұрын

They’re also the same people who applaud when the plane lands.

@zrayburton

4 ай бұрын

Oh… also known as the Titular line.

I used to sing a song when I was little that was "Dave Coulier, oh Dave Couli-oh!' To the tune of the Tail Spin theme. It might have sucked but it made my mom laugh.

@highpineapple

2 жыл бұрын

Made me laugh, too. Lol

I'm so excited to watch this, I've always hated Dave coulier

@Ajm52284

3 жыл бұрын

I don't even hate him specifically, but man.... What a total knob....

@GLPitt1

2 жыл бұрын

I don't hate him. But I think it's bullshit that he is somehow a comedian. He is more like a Top 40 radio DJ or Game show host. I don't get how anyone could watch him do 30 minutes or more of stand up.

Dave Coulier has nightmares thinking about Uncle Jesse's rebel ways.

Holy hell, I thought Full House was cringey dreck. Nothing I love more than when The Bonfire rips into some hack material. Merry Christmas Campers!

@rdp430

3 жыл бұрын

ive never experienced painfully unfunny until now lol

One of the best videos you could have put together and you nailed it!

Fawkin homerun Coulier!

@misstrKevin

3 жыл бұрын

Double gun Dave!

@seansolidworks4736

3 жыл бұрын

Cut it outt

@redcat10

3 жыл бұрын

He’s like a beaver or sumptin

@mattq78

3 жыл бұрын

Fawkin cartoon characters! I was like, I'm bugs bunny or somethin cuz

@JBGC916

3 жыл бұрын

Hes a real full house! Tssss tssss

I literally screamed NOOO DAVE when he started the african music bit

@trumerothetru7964

3 жыл бұрын

That was the best part

Dave is Facebook funny.

Fucking brutal

Wow I don't know who's comedy is worse,dave or nick cannon?

@BIacklce

3 жыл бұрын

Coulier because this kills with the Branson crowd

@alanhoffar7770

3 жыл бұрын

couliers voices are at least good even if there are no jokes, nick cannons stand up is just...nothing

@notrealy180217

3 жыл бұрын

@@alanhoffar7770 daddy nick cannon is hilarious....

@colletti914

2 жыл бұрын

@@notrealy180217 Yeah well nick cannon just took away ur school clothes. And yes i am cussin in the house...SHIT!

@shanestephens4728

2 жыл бұрын

Yes and yes

I feel so bad for the coulier fangirls

@KEVINHOMIE

Жыл бұрын

I doubt there’s any

I can't imagine being a comedian that long and your still hitting people with dated impressions from 20+ years ago and still thinking it's relevant lol the hungover bullwinkle still gets to me though..

@brutallyhonest123

3 жыл бұрын

Have you heard Soder’s impressions? Dead wrestlers and Sam Elliott?

@evanwright3443

3 жыл бұрын

@@brutallyhonest123 yea but he's not doing Sam Eliot and macho man impressions every show

@lindboknifeandtool

2 ай бұрын

@@brutallyhonest123point is, it’s his old schtick that’s not related to comedy really. Sometimes you play this hits. This shut is just sad

@lindboknifeandtool

2 ай бұрын

It seems like some celebrities see others successfully reviving their careers with a “remember me?” Kinda thing, but to carry your legacy forward directly is just odd man

People praise Chet Hanks for his Jamaican accent but Dave's African accent was the og version.

@BIacklce

Жыл бұрын

before nigerian guy there was doo doo orsen, before doo doo orsen there was Dave Coulier

@soulsmoke01

10 ай бұрын

Who? Who in the absolute fuck praises Chet Hanks for anything besides being a moron 😂

00:25 when Jay laughs that hard it's instant gold

Dave Coulier once got head from the woodchuck puppet with a flesh-light stuffed in its mouth.

@brokenfunnibones

2 ай бұрын

Did he finish?

Dave Coulier once stole some of Jodi Sweetens meth and then sold it back to her.

Laughing my ASS off 😂😂

This is therapeutic and I ❤ all of you!

I can't even finish this video...its so painful an embarrassing 🤣 he must know it's not good...I'm fighting to not say cringe! Ya did bad Dave!

@mr.smithgnrsmith7808

2 жыл бұрын

14 yr old girls say “cringe”

@amandaszymczak388

2 жыл бұрын

Good thing I didn't say it...., that wouldn't be lit at all fam! 🤣

Dave Coulier, those two girls and their dad, and the immediate cast of Full House disliked this video.

Look, I gotta say it: Tom Myers is way funnier

He thin till his manager said, cocaine... cut, it, out

Dan's African accent is insanely good

@radiusone216

3 жыл бұрын

It's good, but have you heard Nick Mullen's from the CumTown podcast? (Who I think co-hosted a couple of episodes of The Bonfire too). In particular his bit where he does the crab from the Little Mermaid in an African guy voice

@akingaard3535

2 жыл бұрын

Jamaican

0:01-0:04 is the epitome of everything that bothers me about Dave Coulier. It's like staring into the Abyss Of Lameness. So unfunny, yet so pleased with himself. So uncool, but he has long hair. He stares right into the camera with a confidence that says, "I know you're laughing because I'm so wacky when I need to be... I go balls out, and you love it."

Does his show come with a firearm for my mouth?

@PeacefulJoint

3 жыл бұрын

Yes but it's bring your own bullet

@highpineapple

2 жыл бұрын

@@PeacefulJoint That's where they get ya

I hate how much of my life I wasted growing up watching full house

@TheKitchenerLeslie

2 жыл бұрын

I don't understand how enough people missed it enough to bring it back... and they were cool with NO OLSON TWINS!

@FOREVERGREEN_MUSIC

2 жыл бұрын

You could’ve wasted it watching FRIENDS

@GLPitt1

2 жыл бұрын

He was funnier on Full House when the writers wrote most of his jokes. Lol.

@skelter1153

Жыл бұрын

Sam, be fair to yourself. It's not like you had much of a choice. That sht was fkng *ON ALL THE TIME* . They saturated the living fk out of the American Working Class with that sappy horsesh*t.

@Former_Employee

Жыл бұрын

​@@moneyonsquirtlehah. What a weird but accurate combination of things to recommend

Still better than gringo papi

He's like an unlikable Bruce Campbell

The “whoa” at 1:32 kills me man

He's American. Don't try to pawn him off on us Canadians, Jay! He's your problem!

@Lordeightbane

3 жыл бұрын

No he’s your problem

@whiteydiamond

3 жыл бұрын

@@Lordeightbane the fuck?

@Lordeightbane

3 жыл бұрын

@@whiteydiamond Canada can take him and his stupid voices . The US doesn’t even like him anymore; he worn out welcome by season 3 of full house

@francisg5207

3 жыл бұрын

Sorry this man is an honorary Canadian we traded him.

Coulier had a show on Nickelodeon before Full House... I believe it was called Out Of Control. That's how he met Alanis... she was on You Can't Do That On Television. I wonder if she was underage!?

“Evil Jacob laugh”

The African music impression was actually pretty impressive. Not funny, but pretty good.

Soder should do some videogame voice acting

He looks like Jeff Daniels with all the negative traits of Robin Williams, just not as quick

Alanis had an HBO special and she addressed the thing about Dave being the guy in the theater and she totally denied it saying she had more boyfriends then just him

@BazookaTooth707

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like someone trying to make themselves sound cooler than they actually were, and her bs story still doesn't help lol

Dont hate. That callback from fud to bullwinkle on the phone got grin from me lol

He is from Detroit not Canada

Believe it or not, Yaakov Smirnov is doing better than Dave, A PHD in psychology and owns his own theater. But we all can't have a beaver puppet to bail us out of bits.

Never understood, when hes doin Bullwinkle(aside from how he thinks hes funny) why he puts his hands up as antlers, and starts moving them around... as if theyre appendages that function

Even back then Coulier's impersonations were dated...10 years from now he'll start doing Arnold and Jerry Seinfeld

My goodness...all these years later, it's so evident how painfully cringe Coulier is. How'd he ever get Alanis Morrisette?? What's wrong with her?? Yikes.

This man invented the brilliant ‘cut it out’ bit and thought “yes. I will run with this for 40 years.” Somehow, the commentary is even worse.

Dave would have made me laugh when i was 8

I wish I could get excited for something as much as these girls get excited for this comedy

@Wnick56

5 ай бұрын

Or how excited Jacob gets when he sees Joey logano

@HotNickles918

5 ай бұрын

@@Wnick56 such a classic

This is somehow below the belt and completely over my head

I almost lost it

No wonder comedians kill themselves. Alaaata introspective thoughts parlayed into jokes here. Sheeesh

Does anyone know what episode they first do the scare tactics "sing for he's a jolly good fellow"

Nick should shove his Cannon inside Dave's Coulier

Dave Coulier's a prop comic without props.

@towersofgiza

3 жыл бұрын

He has a harmonica tho

@kanescrimes4848

3 жыл бұрын

@@towersofgiza I know, but my expression still suits him, that's the point. Expressions are different from literal statements.

@GorbyP

3 жыл бұрын

You can stop writing these "jokes" you are bombing and it's really cringe

@kanescrimes4848

3 жыл бұрын

@@GorbyP 1- They're 2 days old so I already stopped 2 days ago dummy. 2-The cringe is purposeful/part of the joke sentiment. 3- They all got likes>Bombing Stop trying to pacify your ego, it's the most cringe thing any human can do....and you also come of as stupid when doing so.

@kanescrimes4848

3 жыл бұрын

@@GorbyP You didn't get anything right. Wanna try again?

This guy is the reason behind Jagged Little Pill….whatever happened to predictablilityyyy, the milk man, the paper boy, evening tv! 😂

The silverdome was in Michigan and she's not staying in character with the red wings Jersey on she probably is from Michigan where the show is

17:55; the teens’ accents are so funny. Canadian?

9:24 DJ Lou is the best lol

lol Clipping Dan's Russian accent in there. You didn't have to do my boy like that.

lmao covid has ruined me, i get repulsed every time that girl coughs

His fan base was all boosted many times.

Ah...now I see whete Bonnie Mcfarlane got her "humor" from.

Can someone tell me they heard that drop at around 16:54

@Mobeast99

10 ай бұрын

What was that

@N3ur0m4nc3r

8 ай бұрын

Metal slip compression. Artificial material origin. Possibly from the video they are reviewing. Can confirm?

Haha haha woo

every other time i try to listen to these guys ol' forehead is eating with his mouth right on the mic.

It's already a very stupid joke, but wouldn't, "knock it off," work much better than "knock it AROUND?"

He makes me mad.

10:45

Dave's from Michigan

the brunette chick is really regretting forging a friendship with the blonde one...if one of my friends asked me to see anyone from full house id immediately ask where the trash can for friends is

When I was a little kid born in the early 80s, I grew up, listening to Eddie Murphy , Richard Pryor, Andrew Dice Clay. I remember growing up feeling like an outcast because I was the only one not watching full house. Turns out I was just a kid with good taste.

@chuckaubry767

8 ай бұрын

His comedy sucks but full house was legit as a kid.

@tllhy1591

7 ай бұрын

I knew every PRYOR AND MURPHY CONCERT OR ALBUM BY HEART BY THE TIME I WAS IN 6TH GRADE!!! IT'S ALL I DID???

@danielpenrodii2389

6 ай бұрын

No…Full House was a hit show, this guy just stinks at standup. Slow your roll!

He's from Michigan

woooooooooood?

I feel like I have to admit that I kinda liked that Elmer Fudd bit

Dave Coulier SUCKS!

Wtf happened to dave?

YES please drag this mess of a human being. Canada does NOT want this I assure you.

It's comedy for unfunny people. Just look at that crowd.

When meh comics make fun of meh comics

But not brutal enough

If you told me Dave Coulier was the "Not-Jim Carrey" guy in Dumb and Dumber, I would believe you. That movie is the same kind of lame that Dave Coulier lives and breathes.

@trashteamracing8262

2 жыл бұрын

Dumb and Dumber hasn't really held up that great, but you can see why it was funny at the time. It has it's moments. This is just sad.

@TheKitchenerLeslie

2 жыл бұрын

@@trashteamracing8262 Because everything else sucked that year? It was at the top of the heap of suck?

@TheKitchenerLeslie

2 жыл бұрын

@@trashteamracing8262 Finally! Proof they aren't the same person and have been in the same room at the same time! kzread.info/dash/bejne/c6Nnuc97htDKcso.html

Even as a kid i found this dude obnoxious

Man I hate when Jay says something that's both dismissive AND wrong. Why do you suppose Dave Coulier always wore a Detroit Red Wings jersey? Do you think maybe it's because he's from fucking Michigan? "Well he's from Canada" he says like we all love corny comedy. Well fuck that, Dave Coulier is on you America! Jay is funny but he's just so stupid.

Rip Bob Saget. You were so much more talented than Dave Coulier

@meatwad376

Жыл бұрын

Bob Saget was a terrible comic

Didn’t Dave host Americas favorite videos too???

I wanted to disagree with Jays assessment of Canada and Comedy, but it's true. Skankfire fans are an anomaly. Young Sheldon fans are the standard.

@Former_Employee

Жыл бұрын

Two words. Kids. In. The. Hall.

Lol. This dude has zero comedic senses. No timing, no instincts, so awful.

@BIacklce

2 жыл бұрын

and yet he was on the same stage as Jerry Seinfeld at a point, this is why the 90s was a dark age of comedy