I'm embarrassed how many times I've listened to this

@66.sixty.1

3 ай бұрын

Yes. As I'm listening again.. AS WELL.

@mykel6268

2 ай бұрын

Buckle. The fuck. Up. Here we go again.

@doodoo66

2 ай бұрын

The hours of video games I've played listening to the various bonfire compilations

@Basser_

2 ай бұрын

I listen to it so much

@rubyred6954

Ай бұрын

Omg anytime I need a laugh I come back to this, that have Corey down to a science, lmao every time! 😆

"Corey Feldman's friend died" absolutely slayed me

Man, I would buy this 8-hour long audiobook with a 40-hout commentary track from the Bonfire boys

@highpineapple

4 жыл бұрын

I'm gonna buy it anyway just because, lol

@edmundherrera6450

3 жыл бұрын

I feel like I am stealing since these uploads are free 😳 Any Feldog material is gold 👍

@ednakrabapoly

3 жыл бұрын

can't like this comment because it's at 222

@ryans1273

3 жыл бұрын

222 likes no one better mess this up

@joebarracuda6038

3 жыл бұрын

@@highpineapple I did too, and now I feel bad. At least I sponsored a vegan Meal for one of the Angels.. If they are still a thing?!

😂 I'm 50 yrs old and tears are rolling down my face from laughing so hard!!! World-class narcissist! 😂😂😂

A Feldog in the streets, a Haimster in the sheets.

@A-small-amount-of-peas

4 жыл бұрын

Might be the funniest thing Dan has ever said

@bricecate

4 жыл бұрын

So perfect

@saraforney3940

4 жыл бұрын

Hilarious & exactly what I am looking for

@timothy-patrickmaffett4974

4 жыл бұрын

It should be the other way around though honestly

@michaelblaine6494

4 жыл бұрын

I know what you mean😉

I could literally listen to these guys mock FeldDog 24 hours a day if my jaws could handle it

@jackmomma7481

Жыл бұрын

They probably mock Feldawg after spending entire days mocking Feldawg... So, this would mean the mock Feldawg at work, and when off duty... These guys were destined to and born specifically for the purpose of mocking the Feldawg. Someobe has to do it. We can't have the Feldawg out there operating without any decent restraint... and no one to watch his every move to mock him in their report 😊

I've never been religious, but if there is a heaven, I sure hope that Haim is up there laughing at Feldman's bullshit with us :)

11:15 Soder's "Dude." When Ascension Millennium starts, perfectly summarizes the amount of joy I felt going into this. I also love how they initially thought it was DJ Lou playing it.

I lived in the oakwood apartments for a semester, not too long after Haim passed away. It was one of the first things someone told me of note about the place, which was kind of ghoulish. I got an internship at NBC and brought that up to one of my supervisors. She immediately started telling me about how she was an assistant on the set of "Crank 2" with Jason Statham. Corey Haim plays a hilarious mullet-headed pimp in it and she went on about how humble and kind he was, particularly to the crew. She was genuinely sad about the loss, I could tell. Feldman, on the other hand has pissed off nearly every person he's ever worked with, even as the little kid in "Friday the 13th: the Final chapter." Ironically, I think Haim was the only person in Feldog's life that really liked or cared about him.

I haven't laughed this fucking hard in I don't know how long. Listening to these guys shit all over Feldman is the funniest thing I've heard on a podcast in at least 10 years.

@kevinquatman4068

2 жыл бұрын

if you haven’t discovered it, seek out them shitting on feldog’s movie A Tale of Two Coreys. there’s a mega compilation on youtube

@rubyred6954

2 жыл бұрын

Holy 💩, just found this tonight and I’m listening his literally lmao! God damn I needed this, f’n riot 4sure!! 👍🤣😆😂

@whateveritwasitis

2 жыл бұрын

indeed, this is great

@thatOtherKelly

Жыл бұрын

s a m e ! ! ! ! 👏👏👏👏

Corey Feldman is literally the Tommy Wiseau of the music industry

@highpineapple

3 жыл бұрын

Nah. People actually ENJOY The Room, lol.

@hawaiisidecar

3 жыл бұрын

You mean figuratively.

@sgtgiggles

3 жыл бұрын

@@highpineapple nah, this is a pretty accurate analogy

@highpineapple

3 жыл бұрын

@@sgtgiggles Incorrect. The Room is a cult classic loved by so many. The same can't be said for Feldman.....or maybe it can. Hmm

@sgtgiggles

3 жыл бұрын

@@highpineapple tis’ a conundrum, indeed

"Corey Feldman's friend died" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@HeadNtheClouds

4 жыл бұрын

Poor FeldDouche

I love how into it he is. Corey Feldman is the gift that keeps on giving. He's the greatest pun of our generation.

@saraforney3940

4 жыл бұрын

Matt B Corey, Aaron Carter, & this 600 pound toddler Amberlynn Reid

@profhortsunlover1536

Жыл бұрын

he's an abuser

@WigsIncorporated

11 ай бұрын

​@@profhortsunlover1536so was the man who diddled him 😂

This is pure gold.....the dumping on the Haimster by the Feldog just shows the jealousy the great one felt towards Haim. Great voicework guys. 🍀🍀

Bonfire keeping Corey relevant. They selling books and concert tickets for feldog. He should send these guys royalties

@Fred3209

4 жыл бұрын

Joe Smith or blow them...hey now...

I didn't think anything in the Feldog saga was going to top getting stabbed with a needle by a wolf pack and now here I am listening to Corey read a book about himself.

@netryeder

4 жыл бұрын

The best part is that the book isn't just about Feldman. He takes every opportunity to shit on Haim and paint him as a complete addict and dick pincushion. He even titled the book "Coreyography" with half the back cover being a picture of Haim. He is benefiting from his best friend's death and tarnishing his reputation, and I bet not a $ will be given to the Haim family.

@squidincsquid

4 жыл бұрын

Hee Hee!

@ChaosTheory9

4 жыл бұрын

Feldawg will always top himself in absurdity

@kurokoro

4 жыл бұрын

Probably he stabbed himself with a heroin needle and hallucinated the whole thing...

@dookiepost

2 жыл бұрын

I was slap stabbed!

Im laying in bed, pretending im trying to go to sleep yet cracking tf up listening to this 😂😂😂😂😂😂 this is too much and i can't get enough

Thanks.. Now i am a Corey fan. And my neighbours think i am crazy for laughing so loud in the middle of the night. Alone... 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I need friends like Bonfire.

@edmundherrera6450

3 жыл бұрын

I’ll be in bed asleep and bust of laughing and wifey will look at me and be like “What’s wrong wit you” (In Feldogs voice) I hate to pull rank but it’s non of your business 🤣🙌🏽

@jiggajosh80

3 жыл бұрын

Kk

i've always had a passing interest in numerology

@harrydunn8883

4 жыл бұрын

Look at my dick it's like rock hard right now.

@450kcrackparty

4 жыл бұрын

I've always had a passing interest to be sodomized

@danielnagle9751

4 жыл бұрын

What a turd.

@badrap5566

4 жыл бұрын

A.....ka... mursmal?

@ssian5678

4 жыл бұрын

The like count was 555 when I got here. Think I have my number!

you men are doing us a service keeping an eye on this warlock

"Before there was Light...There was me."---Corey Feldman 10:17

@chaeobods

6 ай бұрын

lol this whole thing is comedy gold.

I just found this and I haven't laughed so hard in forever!! You guys are killing me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

the book opens with a song by Corey... of course it does

@jasonm1288

3 жыл бұрын

What's up with the youth is a masterpiece

@EastboundAndDowns

3 жыл бұрын

I watched Lost Boys 3 and in one of the scenes, Edgar Frog (Feldman) is listening to Corey Feldman's music on the radio. No Feld-dick goes unsucked as long as Corey is involved in the production.

@tyshred9251

3 жыл бұрын

Shocking bullshittery

@jkwalzo

3 жыл бұрын

What a great Easter egg.

@charleyjones4420

2 жыл бұрын

@@jasonm1288 didn't even open up with that one lol

The Feldog bits are what keep me coming back to bonfire

If Feldman made this book after Haim passed away, this is why people say he uses Haim to get money and stay relevant....riding the coat tails of Corey Haim. Rip Corey Ian Haim Haimster 222❤⚘❤⚘❤⚘❤

@wendylederer367

8 ай бұрын

I really hate to say it but I’ve always said it, I think he milks his childhood trauma to stay in the spotlight. I think he dose ride on the coattails of Corey Haim. He’s been saying for years that he’s going to reveal who all of these Hollywood predators are. I haven’t heard him reveal much. I feel for what he went through as a child but he’s become someone who controls and manipulates broken people, these broken women as he puts it. It’s hard to feel sorry for him when he’s acting so sleazy!

@douggieharrison6913

8 ай бұрын

​@@wendylederer367he'll reveal their names once he gets ten million dollars. Until them, nuts to those kids in Hollywood today 😂

@HOWBAZARY

7 ай бұрын

Order Out of Chaos.

@benmiddleton3113

7 ай бұрын

It was Dominick Brascia that did what he did to Haim. Feldman was good friends with him and pretty much told Haim it was his fault. He has no other names. Literally just try I to steal money. Also tried blaming Charlie sheen and saw how that went.

@wendylederer367

7 ай бұрын

@@benmiddleton3113 I fully believe the Charlie Sheen story. He’s so disgusting! I wouldn’t put it past him!

'"I'm coming!", I shouted to nobody in particular! As the rich, thick, pulpy Feld-sauce spurted forth with tremendous velocity, I reached heights of pleasure few men would ever reach. The models I've dated have told me I put Peter North to shame. I pitter-pattered my bad ass across the wooden floor and realized my Head of Security was jealous because he's not me... and never will be. Someone told me The Haimster died. So that sucked."

@EmilyKresl

Жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@lambrosk3790

7 ай бұрын

👏👏 Wow “...and realized my head of security was jealous because he’s not me.. and never will be.” LOL , My compliments

This is an hour straight of gold

Are you doing Bane? Yeah. Wanna compare birds? Fucking kills me every single time. So damn good!

This is one of the BEST Feldog/Bonfire videos! And I’ve watched/listened to them all!!!

I've lit up with joy when I saw this on my feed. There was an alarming lack of Feldog shenanigans in my life lately.

I never thought id HEAR a C-List celebrity Audibly blow themselves….and I’m so glad the bonfire was here to tear it to shreds 😂😂😂 This book also reads/sounds like a college student trying to hit a word count on a mid-term lmao 🤣

@PAWiley

2 ай бұрын

Yep. I used to do it, well into college. I remember a professor calling me out on it in a kind of rare, man to man conversation. Still made the grades, but I felt like shit. Good man, him.

Most I have laughed since last bonfire bursts on Felddog!!! FREAKING PRICELESS. 69 YEAR OLD BAKED VET I SALUTE U GUYS

@chaeobods

6 ай бұрын

Hell yes!

This nail his voice, hilariously that you can’t help come back- especially during those times when life sux and u just need to laugh a little 👍👏👏

Still watching this great video years later

I listen to this every night to help me get to sleep

They are totally in they’re element with anything feldog, and it’s some of the most beautiful content I’ve ever heard. I can die peacefully as my life is complete now, my mission is accomplished

“It sucks when you learn something.” - Dan Soder

Sometimes the Lord God opens heaven, and drops a something so incredible it’s beyond words! This video is one of those things…

I can’t do more than 20 minutes at a time. I started listening around noon today it’s 10:00PM & I might finish tonight. Tattoos do hurt more than this. Soder ain’t wrong

corey haim loves this video.

Me and my girl have listened to this through a few times. When Dan sings " Ascension Millennium, I Took Your Sisters Life" We both fall the fuck out. Fucking brilliant.

@pendafen7405

9 ай бұрын

Soder has processed that bereavement remarkably well. Some people go their entire life and never get over those traumas, Dan seems to be fine and unaffected inside of 10-15 years.

If they talked about nothing but Feldawg from now until eternity, I would be good with that....

@highpineapple

4 жыл бұрын

Same here. Lol

“A model citizen of narcissism” hahaha The commersmal bit and them making fun of how he depicts and voices Haim are HYSTERICAL

I went to a goonies panel at fanexpo last year had Sean Astin, the asain guy and Corey. Great panel but corey kept interrupting them to plug his book and go on about Hollywood molesters....not too mention he looked like he was on something

@oooh19

2 жыл бұрын

yea but feldog was the best, he's quite an interesting character!

@TonyDanza4Lyfe

Жыл бұрын

The Asian dude is an Oscar winner now 🙀

Omg i dont know how i found this vid but so glad i did. Hilarious 😂

“Everyone...have I died?!?” Lmao - killed me.

Utterly hilarious even for I don’t know how many times it NEVER gets old! Lmao with their spot on impersonations😅

"Oh hey, I'm just sitting here holding this eagle feather" - Genius : He fancies himself as Jim Morrison recording his poetry

Sweet baby Jesus! It’s a pre-Christmas miracle! Bless you for posting this!

“ I had to teach Justin Timberlake how to mooove” 🤣🤣

He’s still tormenting Haim in his death?! I bet it’s all jealousy!

Idk HOW I missed this!!! This is THE BEST!!! 💯%

18:01 "Now moonwalk" *WHOO*

@SlowRollRY

4 жыл бұрын

Perfect

One of the hardest things to believe about Feldog's book is how he paints them as unable to find women to do things with. Granted they were teenagers but they were THE quintessential teenagers of that time period so they could have went almost anywhere and found more than enough women to service their rampant teenage libidos. Also I think it's disgusting how Feldy takes every opportunity to make himself look better than Haim, he really held on to that grudge for losing the Lucas role even after Haim died. Pathetic, petulant, and pernicious.

I just stumbled over the fact that this book exists, and since someone talks about Feldman's deeply emotional reading...and I actually teared up from laughing. Instead of the cereal story or the dentist's story he could just read: "I was cute, sooo damn cute, and sooooo innocent, and also cute. And even when all the bad people mand me do bad things, I was still sooooo good, such a goood boy, just as I was cute!"

Do you feel the power? It's our power. Best line ever lmao

On the coattails of a dead man, he rides, he rides On the coattails of a dead man, he rides, On the coattails of a dead man, he rides, he rides On the coattails of a dead man.... He rides he riiiiiides.

@chaeobods

6 ай бұрын

True.

every time i listen to bonfire riff on feldman, it makes me love haim more

I cannot believe he uses the first line of his dumb book to further humiliate his deceased "Best Friend". The man has no clue what 'shame' is. It's despicable.

@SoberIrishman

2 жыл бұрын

Haim was always a source of envy and jealousy. Feldman is a self centered narcissist. This book was to trash the memory and person Haim was, an incredibly nice and sincere person. I have a very old friend who is my "feldman"....no friend at all in the end.

I’d be curious to see how the bonfire impacted his book sales. Gotta be north of 80%

@ChaosTheory9

4 жыл бұрын

NAJ feldawg probably thinks he’s so popular not knowing that most of the sales came from the bonfire crew making fun of him haha

@brandysigmon9066

4 жыл бұрын

@Handsome Jack Ha ha, yeah, 8 tops

You are the man for posting this

Yesss thank you for putting all of this together. I don’t get to listen to Bonfire much anymore.

Bonfire should host a Feldog convention.

@joker167able

4 жыл бұрын

FeldCon 2020!🤗

@brendashouseofshine4954

4 жыл бұрын

@@joker167able Hell Yeah!

@gregoryturner9530

4 жыл бұрын

Book my ticket, NOW!

@highpineapple

4 жыл бұрын

I'd fucking go. I'd easily pay a good mint to attend that.

Cory Feldman-------"The first time Michael Jackson entered me i was thirteen,mom had dropped me off for the weekend and Cory and i had just finished filming Lost Boys. I was SOOOO excited to go to Neverland and......

Omg when they do they feldog voice, it fucking kills me. 🤣🤣🤣.

I couldn't breathe from laughing so hard at numerology

As a manic depressive I thank you sir

Everything is shutting down bc of covid19 and this is just what I need.

Well this tops EVERYTHING! Feldman is an absolute sociopathic lunatic! If narcissism was a cologne.. he'd reek of it 🤢

20 yrs from now this will be must listen comedy history

Not even a regular listener of the Bonfire but I’m always down to hear more about the Feldog.

So many future classic audio drops from this book! I love it!

I’m betting when he said Haim was getting his life together. I bet he did air quotes when reading “getting his life together”

@profhortsunlover1536

Жыл бұрын

he hated haim

@jasonwebb5964

7 ай бұрын

Sure sounded like it.

I saw this newest video and canceled my plans for the night. Time for another session of Feldog getting roasted

@Calmer573

4 жыл бұрын

your life must rock .

@mr.elliot8757

4 жыл бұрын

@@Calmer573 it does

@highpineapple

4 жыл бұрын

@@Calmer573 Everyone's life rocks for the hour and a half we all watch this video. 😂🤘

These guys are stellar. I take it they're big in the US.

6 thumbs down? That's gotta be Corey and 5 of the angels

When everyone cracked up about the way Feldman started his book, that was beautiful. I feel exactly the same. It's absurd, disgusting and hilarious as fuck.

I’ve waited for this for so long

Wouldn't have believed that I could ever laugh at this subject matter...I was very very wrong.

I get the impression Feldman was jealous of haim..or he was hurt haim never found him attractive and railed him

@seanwegner9925

4 жыл бұрын

Probably a little bit of both.

@oooh19

4 жыл бұрын

awww honestly imo Feldman was cuter. maybe im in the minority but he was adorable. so great in stand by me, goonies, Friday the 13th part 4

@snottydicknose1803

4 жыл бұрын

@@ssian5678 ..yup .haim was always the lead and feldog was always the sidekick doing cameos. Fucked him up. I think that's why he gave Haim only a cameo in the shitty lost boys sequel. Homie is next level petty

@ChaosTheory9

4 жыл бұрын

Haim was clearly the popular of the two Coreys....now he’s relishing in the fact that he’s still alive and can say that haim got boofed constantly and feldawg never did lol even on herion, most people preferred Haim Over FeldDouche

@Stormcloud32

4 жыл бұрын

He was absolutely jealous of Haim. That's why he went hell bent on trying to break Haim's will and get him all fucked up in the head, introducing him to fucking pedo pervs because Feldman is one himself. He wanted to be the more popular, the more adored and just simply wasn't. All he's ever done was throw Haim under the bus and is still doing it to this day. And I wish someone would walk up scream in his ear,, HEY FUCKSTICK, COREY HAIM FUCKING HATED YOU SO STOP CALLING HIM YOUR BEST FRIEND AND BROTHER!!! and then of course beat the shit out of him. That sums it up for me.

I can just imagine Felddog watching this with the same look on his face as the cover of this “novel”😂😂😂as he listens to jay and Dan just openly laugh at it for an hour and a half

I listen to this every couple of months, and it makes me cry with laughter.

This was hilarious, the Feldman voices were amazing and the unexpected Michael Jackson voice toward the end was just too much lol.

This is utterly fantastic Nunez...thank you, sir. You are doing the lord’s work my friend.

We need a full saga compilation!

@saraforney3940

4 жыл бұрын

Nick that is the last thing we need, Nick

@highpineapple

4 жыл бұрын

@@saraforney3940 I wholeheartedly disagree

"Commersmal" is the Feldog version of the Mr Show "What's a gagortion?"

@strongjimduckk4712

4 жыл бұрын

It’s pumpkin-ninny!

@accuser_of_the_brethren7816

3 жыл бұрын

I'm still waiting on my "Wicked Scepter" album all these years later..

Unfortunately I just found this. Pure gold.

Oh. My. God. Another Bonfire Feldog video!!! Made my day

I could listen to the commentary all day!😅😂

the Corey Heim section is too good... omg

This is the hardest I've ever laughed!!! #cracklecrackle

@saraforney3940

4 жыл бұрын

cindyschwenke I laughed way more at the Today performance or whatever shitty daytime TV show. The angels the fucking angels

Just finished all the old feldog material. Was upset there was no more. Then I see this. Jackpot!!

There could be a college course on Corey Feldmanship!

I haven't heard the Bon Fire in so many years, as I am living as Corey did before, although vicariously, in the Far East, exploring my range of insufferable laughter at the great Martyr Fel-Dawg's sacraficial expense.

Finally, some new Feldog content on KZread!

@highpineapple

4 жыл бұрын

Right?? Hahaha. I was so excited.

The gift that keeps on giving.

Nobody burns like The Bonfire 🔥

I'm always laugh/crying with these guys. 😂😂😂

Corey Feldman should run for Governor of California.

Thanks for the new post, welcome back!