1:50 - You might be curvy, but you'll never be "Ooooohhhhmmm" curvy

Aliens must not have a lot of water in space cause they were THIRSTY

The "Can we get some of that shit?" Part at the very end bought me off guard, this story was great from the very first to the very last moments!

@CaelDorman

4 ай бұрын

I heard that and started dying laughing xDDDD

1:50 never thought I would hear an ai voice make this noise I almost choked on my drink 😂

"can we get some of that shit?" LMAO awesome, go humans.

First part was mainly "humans journeyed to the stars, and started BANGING".

@scotso

6 ай бұрын

Sus

@mrbamfo5000

6 ай бұрын

Sounds about right.

@Neonblade69

6 ай бұрын

Human super power we out breed competition.

@KaiHenningsen

6 ай бұрын

@@Neonblade69 Well, that's Rule 34 for you.

@rohenthar8449

5 ай бұрын

Well, Star Trek and Mass Effect is more or less about the same.... Bang what can be banged and eradicate what cannot be;).

The ending totally made everything believable 😂 Those two leaders are truly career military and they speak the language lol 🤣

"Can we get sum've that shid"😂😂😂

Lovely :) thank you for narrating one of my silly scribblings, i was not disappointed at the quality. well done :)

@Ryjatta

6 ай бұрын

Great story bro. Keep writing.

@derianvandalsen

3 ай бұрын

Oh, then I have to ask you; is the scratched paint bit (7:10) in reference to the Enterprise pilot episode?

@valtiel2589

3 ай бұрын

no.@@derianvandalsen

Just remember, the first one's free, but you pay out the ass for the next ones.

I get that they're allies, but I wouldn't go around broadcasting in the open that we possessed this kind of tech given the insane tactical advantage it provides.

@darunealbane

5 ай бұрын

When you already have something better ..

@edwardsmith7131

4 ай бұрын

The human admiral sorta implied that blink drive is a way of using standard hyperspace drive technology but with some safety protocols disengaged. Becuz humans are insane. Wait until some enemy backs a human starship into a corner with near total damage except the blink drive. We've seen what Disney thought a hyperspace kamikaze run looks like and I don't think that they converted enough of the kamikaze ship's mass to energy. It should have been MUCH more messy.

@boakley8147

4 ай бұрын

Honestly I think most of the energy was sent past the super-dreadnought and probably extinguished a few stars in that general direction

@xanderortega4359

3 ай бұрын

I can imagine it was already a outdated tech or conventional one

@OptimusWombat

3 ай бұрын

@@xanderortega4359 obviously not outdated enough for it to take the enemy (and ally) completely by surprise.

To which humanity said "Nope. Gotta keep ourselves employed somehow!"

That made me laugh like I haven't laughed in a long time. MOST EXCELLENT!

Not coordinating your plan with your ally… a recipe for disaster.

@larrythompson8630

6 ай бұрын

They did. “Humans stay under cover for first strikes then we attack. “. They just thought it would be much later, when both sides much closer. I would have kept the how a secret. Clearly full shields took too much power to maintain. If you can appear, strike unprotected side. Thats a huge advantage. Too important to give away.

@caelestigladii

6 ай бұрын

@@larrythompson8630 Sure they coordinated on a strategic level, but fail on a tactical level. ALL foul ups during a battle happen on the tactical level.

Most poisonous creatures on earth are often the most beautiful.

One of the most memorable and enjoyable stories that I have seen in over 40 years of watching and reading Science Fiction...!

Absolutely excellent! Keep it coming…!

they.... they want to breed us? Can't blame 'em

wake up and smell the "How's The Nightlife On Kissalda" vibes. We struggle into space we finally meet another sentient life form and all it wants is to git wit youuuuuu

Alien - If Humanity were to stop being constantly at war maybe they could better this tech for more economical purposes Humans - The reason that we have this tech is because we want to be better at war!

😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Why did it feel, at the end, that was the first interspecies drug deal?! “Let me get some of that shit!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

1:50 "Ooooohhhhmm" is my favourite gender.

If I were an investor, I'd pay for these stories to become movies. Alas, I am just a poor pleb. Make this shit a cinematic universe please. The world desperately needs to see more good sci-fi.

Excellent story

That was great

That was awesome man😆😆😆😆

@scifistories1977

6 ай бұрын

I love the last line!

@cloud_rider

6 ай бұрын

@@scifistories1977

@wyrmhand

6 ай бұрын

Me too 😁@@scifistories1977

Devil Dogs in spacccccce 😂

7:10 scratched paint from maintainance... is that an Enterprise reference? 😅

1:50 What the actual fuck.

@tsrmmercy836

6 ай бұрын

First I admired the man's appreciation for his own, but that was ruined the second he implied his fetish on cross breeding humans. All hail humanity!

i love it xD. Can we get some of that shit

So, the commander was told they were about to engage their Blink Drive . . . . didn't bother pausing for half a second "Wait, WHAT?" ??

WE FIGHT! WE FEAST! WE FUCK! WE ARE HUMANITY!

LETS GOOOO

The ending 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Ahhh, yesss! Das good shit

Recommendation. Check out "For Texas and Zed by Zach Huges. Good fun read.

Death by snu snu.!!!

What's that noise around 2mins 😂

@yardhunter4209

6 ай бұрын

The murgplurg or whatever don't have a word that translates to shapely

@davestier6247

6 ай бұрын

That's someone marklaring his marklar

@johngellare3507

6 ай бұрын

He's moaning because he finds humans so fucking sexy

@rconley95

5 ай бұрын

"That brother's starvin!"

I have a question, what is a death world? Could you clarify this expression.

@warlock64c

6 ай бұрын

A deathworld is a planet with extremely hostile conditions for life. IRL Venus would be a deathworld. HFY tends to consider Earth a deathworld because of extreme weather, active plate tectonics producing earthquakes and volcanoes, allegedly high gravity, and life forms that are incredibly tough and aggressive.

@williammeek7218

6 ай бұрын

@@warlock64c ok got it. I figured that aliens would consider us a threat. I’ve seen comics presenting this idea. Thanks.

@woswasdenni1914

6 ай бұрын

@@warlock64c considering we can only populatge rellay small portions of the planet without technology, death world isnt so far fetched

@warlock64c

6 ай бұрын

@@woswasdenni1914 it's definitely a fun idea, but we just don't have enough data to know how true it might be.

LOL

1:51

Spoiler Alert! Don't read the comments.

Story was great. Gotta hate the attempt at voice acting though

@davestier6247

6 ай бұрын

It's AI lol, can't expect much

@DingDong-mz7bi

6 ай бұрын

@@davestier6247 the horrible attempt at voice acting must be some sort of "evolution" because this one didn't do it back then. It used to just be monotone

@davestier6247

6 ай бұрын

@@DingDong-mz7bi it's learning. Getting smarter, faster.

@DingDong-mz7bi

6 ай бұрын

@@davestier6247 its definitely learning, I doubt its getting smarter though

Why are they all attacking us? Sir, it seems the whole galaxy wants women.

Guess by how many women now run the force's,its true women don't need men,😅 they're sll at home looking after the kids 😊

Why use AI and not a real voice?

@TonyEvans96

6 ай бұрын

Or AI that can properly mimic a real voice, for that matter. All the same, great stories and props to the author.

Can we get some off that shit! LMAO! Perfect.