I watch this video about once a year. The humor is on a whole other level.

@-gabriel-237

3 жыл бұрын

Well, it's time again to watch it :)

@void_star_void

2 жыл бұрын

@@-gabriel-237 I'm here every month or so

@lesego3359

Жыл бұрын

But also really informative

@antonrutten

Жыл бұрын

@@lesego3359 It is! This is the only video on the whole of KZread where you learn how not to become a trammie yourself.

@VideoIamsterdam

4 ай бұрын

It's that time of the year again 😉

"...and then you become self a trammie!" watch out for tramrails people

@lucathecactus5786

8 жыл бұрын

Yes!

@dingleberryhandpump9448

8 жыл бұрын

lmao

@DundletheViking

8 жыл бұрын

+Perno007 That's really rude, what if you're already tramsgender?

@maliksikandermov

8 жыл бұрын

I lol'd so hard on the trammie xD

@TheRealMeowMeowShow

6 жыл бұрын

Yes I became victim of the tram rails myself, and landed head first with the pavement, actually put my story on KZread to hekp warn others.

"If you reach a pedestrian crossing, you have to stop. Even if the people crossing are very ugly and old." Dead 😂😂😂

emergency potato really caught my off guard hahaha

@dingleberryhandpump9448

8 жыл бұрын

same

@floewqua

8 жыл бұрын

Yeh, it also caught MY of guard

@Athleticsupporter13

8 жыл бұрын

oh fuck OF mate

@TheOanamiruna

8 жыл бұрын

+Athleticsupporter13 you also caught mine too!

@vicentcarro

6 жыл бұрын

Gabe he got stoned

Biked 25 miles in Amsterdam, forgot to watch tour. You have no idea people, this could very well save your life. This an approved message from a tourist.

Is that an emergency potato or are you just pleased to see me?

@seraphiccandy21

8 жыл бұрын

Its a tomour :(

@atheistbale6138

8 жыл бұрын

It's the keys.

@moodyplus

8 жыл бұрын

Y'all can suck my potato.

Always choose the psychopath.

@phileasfogg5785

7 жыл бұрын

That's how we elect our politicians

literally the most Dutch accent ever

@antonwulp

8 жыл бұрын

Look at his shirt: he talks/acts like a German. Fail :)

@ahmedyoussouf8874

8 жыл бұрын

+Anton van der Wulp Nu je toch aan het zeiken bent: dat shirt is meer Belgisch.

@MrZwartwit

8 жыл бұрын

+redtails Not as bad as Louis van Gaal.

@antonwulp

8 жыл бұрын

+Ronnie Wie Ik zeur niet?

@jamieoosterveld7659

8 жыл бұрын

German

He forgot to add after "now it's time to say goodbye to your bicycle", "because you'll never see it again!"

@thedutchqirlll9172

Жыл бұрын

Oh yes indeed

@thedutchqirlll9172

Жыл бұрын

Becoes you wil never si it agen

every once in a while i NEED to watch and hear this. i can feel my body wanting it. Ready to go. Very easy.

I love this video. I've watched it many times. I love the Dutch sense of humor.

ik ging stuk bij: And then you become self a trammy!

@Sambcp

8 жыл бұрын

Ik bij: hoe je op de fiets moet komen 😂😂

3:23 "Put the key in a very safe place!" *proceeds to put it next to the potato*

@braindump1446

3 ай бұрын

I think it went a little bit further to the back in the special keyhole ;-)

its also nice to keep your hands on your steer. only dutchies and pro's can cycle without hands

@dingleberryhandpump9448

8 жыл бұрын

i can 👌

@blarfdarf722

8 жыл бұрын

+Laurens Smit Cycling without hands is easy just have to find your balance

@aaron2024_1

8 жыл бұрын

I can, but i'm dutch

@JBannink

8 жыл бұрын

I'm not a pro and I can do it, but I am half Dutch.

@bilalkhalid346

7 жыл бұрын

I can.. I lived in Amsterdam

Yessss! Who is this guy? I want to see more from him.

@jakescoutstein1099

8 жыл бұрын

+Shistins much like the tourist who get in our way.

@erikvangameren8164

8 жыл бұрын

Maxim Hartmann

@antonwulp

8 жыл бұрын

Maxim Hartman. But he's Dutch so you wouldn't understand ;)

@ahmedyoussouf8874

8 жыл бұрын

+Anton van der Wulp It's a reason to learn the Dutch language! ;p

@koensampers5505

8 жыл бұрын

Watch out it comes from new kids xD

Wat heb ik zojuist gekeken..

this can't be a legit, endorsed video. I remember the Dutch being weird, but this is something else!

@burgerpommes2001

2 жыл бұрын

This is totally serious

@Blashyrkh2124

2 жыл бұрын

Its absolutely 100% supported by the gov. The presenter is a celeb, and the mayor shown was the actual mayor at the time.

Geweldig ,haha hoe je uitleg en hoe je doet 100 % man 100% Nederlander. Klasse hoe je Nederland fietsen uitlegt

this is the greatest thing i've ever watched

I love dutch humor :D Great video!

This man is my new hero to look up to.

Toot Siens! We lived in Epe back in 83

"No! Don't cycle drunk or stoned." ...and to see those eyes slowly start to get crossed, LOL !

WELL, this was phenomenal.

After the video I was reading peoples comments. But in my head I read it with his strong accent, it's hilarious :) (I am also Dutch)

beste informative video ooit tbh

this video gives me life everytime i watch it. it deserves billions of views

You're weird and I like you.

this is one of my favourite videos ever

Dit is absoluut hilarisch! Pluspunten voor de subtielere dingen zoals het Belgisch shirt^^

Hysterical, thank you for the laughs

@VideoIamsterdam

4 ай бұрын

Happy cycling, is safe cycling. 🙌

“Then you become self a trammy” 😂😂😂

1:27 RIP Eberhart van der Laan

3:43 I thought that he was about to jump to the river. LOL

@squirrelmodz

3 жыл бұрын

It's a gracht, not a river

I'm going here this summer so finding this video is perfect timing lmao.

@douwehuysmans5959

4 жыл бұрын

This is a shitpost though

I feel so happy and so safe now!

Awesome video! I'm working on a post about the 24 best bike friendly cities in Europe and Amsterdam is the first one I'm taking notes on. This video is great!

I was looking for some serious tips, nevertheless, I had a good laugh and learnt one or 2 tips .

best video on the internet.. :D

@Doryplory

8 жыл бұрын

then tell me, what is the best video on the internet?

@JBannink

8 жыл бұрын

True

"If you reach a pedestrian crossing you have to stop" In my experience in Amsterdam they never do. They might ride around you but the more brazen ones will ring their bells if on a collision course to make you stop before carrying on their way.

Dammit! All this time I was keeping my potato in the back!

@TheMusketITuckedIt204

8 жыл бұрын

+nudle5 Must be one stinky potato lol

Love his adorable accent! One of my favorite videos now! :-)

Didn’t know what to do today until I watched this. Thank you so much.

I love that little bike he's riding.

I always tell my Couchsurfers to watch the 3T's when on a bike: Tramrails, Taxi's and Tourists! Always prepare for the unexpected :')

@marthajohnson3250

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha so true. I am guilty . As a tourist I almost got hit by one :) but honestly it is so hard to cross the streets. Tourists must see something like this when arriving!

Awaywisthisting!

Wears a cycling kit with Belgian flag. Legend🤣

IS THIS A DUTCH SHITPOST OR A GENUINE FRIENDLY PSA VIDEO I DONT KNOW.

@togepissed

8 жыл бұрын

+Ɲαgιтσ Ƙσмαєɗα { Hope Addict } JA IK BEN ook nederlands!! het moment dat ie begon over de "emergency potato" realiseerde ik dat het gewoon een shitpost was lmfaoo

@TheSuperNathanB

8 жыл бұрын

+shouyous 't Is hilarisch slecht, maar wel echt een informatievideo in opdracht van de gemeente Amsterdam.

@togepissed

8 жыл бұрын

+TheSuperNathanB Ons land man. ons land. jezus.

@togepissed

8 жыл бұрын

+Ɲαgιтσ Ƙσмαєɗα { Hope Addict } AYYYYYY

@madeleinnielen8507

8 жыл бұрын

+shouyous JONGENS WAAROM ZIJN ER ALTIJD ANIME EN KPOP FANS OVERAL ;D HAHAHAHAHAA

For a possible next version, I would add one thing to that great video: Show tourists _how to signal when they need to stop_. I noticed that in Copenhagen, people raised their fist, Revolution style, but I didn't notice how people do in the Netherlands. Anyway, thanks much for the great video. NL rules!

@mariadebake5483

3 жыл бұрын

I am Dutch and there's no special way to indicate you're going to stop. But we Dutch are very good in "watching" the behaviour of other cyclists, somehow or other we know/see it immediately when someone wants to stop. It's just a matter of observing and instinctively knowing. It hardly ever goes wrong, it can happen of course but then you smile, say Sorry and go on your way again. We are very experienced. So no problem!

@xFD2x

Жыл бұрын

When you see the bicyclist in front of you stop pedalling, .... BE AWARE !!!

Such a funny video! I really enjoyed watching it.

So why is he wearing the tricolor flag of belgium ?

@TheW0lfgirl

8 жыл бұрын

+Jasper Van Hoey because why not :P

@YgramNolles

5 жыл бұрын

Because belgium is part of the netherlands bassicly, the belgiens just don’t want to admit it :)

this is the best instruction video ever!!

this guys tipps really helped me to survive amsterdam

I love this guy 😂

Haha, I love this. I love how he exagerrates our accent and in the meanwhile wears a german looking shirt to add to the confusion.

@matteoviola5760

4 жыл бұрын

Belgium*

@Widdekuu91

4 жыл бұрын

Also, the helmet.

To exaggerate the Dutch accent, 'the' becomes 'duh', not 'zuh' like the Germans do... For the rest a must-see for tourists.

@stretchyonceee2913

8 жыл бұрын

he acts like a German so

@RealKenMoss

8 жыл бұрын

+hjpoell He does that because many people think that Germans and Dutch people are the same. It's just a stereotype towards tourists

Maxim for president!

best video I seen in a while

Really funny😂

This was AWESOME!

dit is echt te leuk!

Greetings from San Diego! We would love to use some of this video on KPBS Evening Edition.

This is just amazing.

@1:36 The woman on the bike might be thinking: "ready for what?!"

Bedankt Maxim!

Love that Guy!Maxim rules

love it....totally hilarious...

Little Britain?

What model bike is he riding ?

Now that’s educational!

Made my day thanks

haha! Thank you! Very big laugh greatly done! :)

This is where I see myself in 30 years

Away with the sink 😂 this guy is funny

Maxim Hartman is zo'n baas hahaha

Wrm klinkt die duits??

Love this guy. Funny yet informative 🤣

@burgerpommes2001

2 жыл бұрын

You should know this stuff

Geniaal!!!!!!!!!

ik snap niet waarom je niet stoned moet gaan fietsen

@basplaygames5795

8 жыл бұрын

Kan gewoon toch?😂

@gorillamusicentertaiment9751

8 жыл бұрын

+Basplaygames ja inderdaad. niks mis mee

@therealman3234

8 жыл бұрын

+Sil Verkade jij verneukt alles

@silverkade63

8 жыл бұрын

Ik echte man sorry :(

@gorillamusicentertaiment9751

8 жыл бұрын

+Sil Verkade spreek je uit eigen ervaring ;) ? . ik denk dat het per persoon verschilt. nou moet ik wel zegge dat je wel soms sloom reageert op het verkeer

Ik had een gesprek met me fiets (heb geen vrienden) toen kwam ik er achter dat ie niet heel erg spaakzaam was

Never stop without a reason! Top kek

it's not se bike!!! it's de bike

@Somba335

8 жыл бұрын

+Agnes Lee AGNES HEYYYY

@agneslee7593

8 жыл бұрын

Daniel?

@Somba335

8 жыл бұрын

Agnes Lee yep. snelle reactie jezus

I want to cycle with this guy

Awesome

What bike is that?, somebody knows?

@ZFrob

8 жыл бұрын

+Esteban Bonvillani IAMSTERDAM bike! Maybe you can hire it somewhere!

@EstebanBonvillani

8 жыл бұрын

+ZFrob yes, but I would like to know especially about the bike of the guy

@ZFrob

8 жыл бұрын

+Esteban Bonvillani idk

@gast128

6 жыл бұрын

Somebody below comments that it's a Vanmoof T series bike.

Hahahahha omgg geniaaaal! heb helemaal dubbel gelegen (Y)

love you man, ze vehicule and then try to come up

the guy is brilliant and funny :)

Monty Python meets spinning class.

I always have an emergency potato in my pants.

You're a good person.

What is the make and model of his bike ? Thank you.

Maxima heeft vast in de leer gezeten bij Jo Bonten.:)

what bicycle is he riding?

@Lottidetotti

8 жыл бұрын

VANMOOF T series.

Anyone combined tram rails and clipless pedals yet?

@aorta538

3 жыл бұрын

Haha, check this video at 1:45... 🙈 kzread.info/dash/bejne/f6x_xaRql7TeaNo.html

Dit is een erg grappig filmpje

This is also the campaign video for amsterdam right?

Geweldig!!😂😂😂😂😂✌️

I am thinking about a week biking in Amsterdam. Do you think it's enough time to see the city?. I do have to fly from west coast of Canada. Thank you for the tips,cheers.

@oevr37

2 жыл бұрын

Ten days is plenty to see the city and go to the beach or some waterworks. You could probably fill more time with Amsterdam alone, but any amount of time should be enjoyable. If you fly from all they way over there, I would personally recommend a longer stay to make it worth while, but my guess is you don't have unlimited time anyway. With a cycle you can defenitely see the most of Amsterdam it''s the fastest way to get around, especially because you can get away with ignoring traffic lights :P

@Scrapemist

Жыл бұрын

Don't worry, Amsterdam is tiny. As is the whole country compared to Canada.

Naar Jo Bonten gekeken?