As a 32 year old man...this is still exactly the kind of thing that I’d spend my money on.

@Kellah91Official

Жыл бұрын

I'm 31 and I would stand next to you to buy the other piece

@Saint696Anger

Жыл бұрын

Yes sir

@ayy17amn

Жыл бұрын

i want it as a 23 yr old

@ericortega1745

Жыл бұрын

@@Kellah91Official I thought I was the only one.

@-.9VALOR9.-

Жыл бұрын

a 😮 V V Bb V Be. 😮 no😅

"No sir. Give ME your wallet."

@totallyfrozen

Жыл бұрын

😂

@shrekchrist2857

Жыл бұрын

**Fucking decapitates the mugger**

@Ameerjanan

Жыл бұрын

🔫?

@hondatrailblazer4180

Жыл бұрын

​@@Ameerjanan😂😂

@KyleGD

6 ай бұрын

​@@Ameerjananbet *shows comically giant M1911 model, brown colored*

Everybody gangsta till he pull up with a zweihander

@andresamaya6187

Жыл бұрын

Za switchzweihander

@tokarev177

Жыл бұрын

Das hilft dir auch nicht in einer bedrohungslage

@docskate4312

Жыл бұрын

​@@tokarev177 Junge, Du bist ja n ganz Humorvoller😂👊

@politogarcia9844

Жыл бұрын

Ist Deutsch wirklich bedrohlich?

@Someone-vp5kg

5 ай бұрын

​@@politogarcia9844Alter, hast du jemals eine Hitler rede gehört?!?! 😂😂😂

UK police's worst nightmare: military-grade assault-style switchblade

@cv6442

6 ай бұрын

OK this got me more than it should have 😅😅

@RickyBobby42069

6 ай бұрын

Pretty dangerous innit guvna

@No-Lie-I-Want-To-Die

4 ай бұрын

​@@RickyBobby42069Oi, Oi, Oi, wot u got there, m8?

i just had the biggest anxiety when he tried opening it because i thought it would flick really fast

@renne1578

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@nickyboy22071989

3 жыл бұрын

Same.

@TaterIsStupid

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@tryhardgaming2862

3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the guy in the background was gonna get decapitated or someshit

@emanuil1046

3 жыл бұрын

Why did you have to say anxiety?

And in 10,000 years someone will find it and be like, "What MASSIVE creature could have wielded such a weapon?!?"

@27santana27dcuenca

3 жыл бұрын

Yo mama

@FrenchViking466

3 жыл бұрын

@@27santana27dcuenca No u

@mikau1643

3 жыл бұрын

Giant. Gangsters. Thats It!

@jeffreymika3871

3 жыл бұрын

So true

@kenkarish826

3 жыл бұрын

Right.

The guy behind him has no clue a giant knife is about to swing open.

I felt a sharp sensation of terror when he started taking off the safety followed by a huge sense of relief as soon as I saw how slowly the blade flicks open.

Everyone: "You should never bring a Knife to a Gunfight." Me:

@danieldilley1865

3 жыл бұрын

*brings a giant switchblade to a gunfight* yall ready know who gonna win🤣🤣

@josephdaggett1837

3 жыл бұрын

I was told not to bring toys to a dynamite fight Go big or don't bother....

@tch_grass

Жыл бұрын

U would be dead before even touching that shit

@Matthew_Removeafterwashing

Жыл бұрын

you will get punctured like cheese before you would even try to open this thing

@dmac7403

Жыл бұрын

Exactly no matter how big and slow a knife you still end up pushing up daisies against a gun.

"takes out his comically oversized switchblade"

@gideonhawk

Жыл бұрын

Fine you can attack me but only a switchblade 😏

@vibraniumpotato6493

11 ай бұрын

*pulls out a comicaly large switchblade*

@royhay5741

10 ай бұрын

"Let's dance"

@Guy_In_Gray

4 ай бұрын

Switchsword

"Hey man can I stab your gut?" "Only a bladefull" Pulls out comically large switchblade

Remember that Flintstones episode where that creepy guy had a switch blade cooking cleaver? THAT'S what this is taking back to, 😂😂😂! Nice find, man!

He flick's it open: Dark souls boss music starts playing

@danieldilley1865

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh🤣🤣

@Jarbreak

Жыл бұрын

I though i am the only one who imagined dark souls boss music

@NEONetior

Жыл бұрын

Daniel robert, Slasher of the abyss

@devinweathers7520

Жыл бұрын

Put that in the game as a weapon mod

But is it legal to carry? I mean, there's nothing in the lawbook that says I can't have a switch-sword.

@talos2384

4 жыл бұрын

You may have just found a loophole

@isaaccunningham2936

3 жыл бұрын

L

@nOObels1

3 жыл бұрын

In Austria where this well selected store is located, you can carry whatever knife you like. Expect fistknifes

@RobertChambers1522

3 жыл бұрын

@@nOObels1 If you chain two guns together you can make gunchucks which are neither legal nor illegal

@nOObels1

3 жыл бұрын

@@RobertChambers1522 I can't, not allowed to carry guns here.

Finally a way to conceal carry my claymore.

I thought it was going to be an actual switchblade and he was going to impel the guy behind him LOL

Hahaha! Now that's not a Knife, mate. THIS is a Knife!

@Creep.Bratton

10 ай бұрын

Yeaah ok harrison ford escort 😂

@shibbidydoowop

9 ай бұрын

Dundee👍

Uk Roadman: "Where can I get one?"

@krazym1846

Жыл бұрын

😂

Proof that switchblade COLLECTORS: sometimes; take things a little bit....too far. I like the 13" Campolin Pink Ivory Swing Guard.

Imagine someone coming to you then pull this out their back pocket

Cop: Sir are you carrying any weapons on you today? This guy: Possibly

perfect for EDC

Imaging pulling that out in a sword fight back in medieval times

@jonathanjackson4136

Жыл бұрын

Enemy soldier: I was just playing!

The window shopper nonchalantly noping TF out of there as soon as he heard the thing open is what makes this clip

Homeboi in the back almowy got a bayonet to the face, swinging that shit around.

@austinh7700

3 жыл бұрын

Literally bro, man's does not care.

@fatleo

Жыл бұрын

Speak the King’s for god’s sake

Britain:*knife banning intensifies*

@tomwebber4015

3 жыл бұрын

They have been having a RASH of stabbings in the past 5 years ,,, For some "strange " reason

@TN-ci4ox

3 жыл бұрын

Das not a knoife Das a fooking sword

@bigboi980

3 жыл бұрын

@@tomwebber4015 Islam importation intensifies.

@boriskarloff598

3 жыл бұрын

Plastic spoons are banned there.

@anonymoose_987

3 жыл бұрын

If people want to hurt someone severely why would they follow weapon bans and laws stupidass the goverment just trying to make you all defenseless

Put this man on a ship going to Kinsale, he’ll have the throne within a month

Guy in the background completely obvious to the awesomeness behind him.

“You call that a knife? This is a knife!”

3 жыл бұрын

i was trying to find this comment lol

@gege02

3 жыл бұрын

Knoife

@vix90000

3 жыл бұрын

That is a spoon.

@nyxzgaming

3 жыл бұрын

@@vix90000 I see you’ve played Knifey Spoony before, ey.

@georgekoutso7859

3 жыл бұрын

Fucking scene kids everywhere 😂

"Is that the world's biggest switch blade in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

@bandoffathers1443

3 жыл бұрын

it's a switch sword sir hahaha

@B.SuperB

3 жыл бұрын

Nice Sword bro

@flutzq3119

3 жыл бұрын

"Yes" 😏

@sumdumcanine8969

3 жыл бұрын

It's a switchblade

@erichanastacio9695

5 ай бұрын

Where's the pocket for that switchblade?

Wonderful! You have found Andre the Giant’s long-lost pocket knife!

Ppl in London after u ask for directions:

I was thinking the guy in the background was going to lose his head.

@kevinb7098

3 жыл бұрын

Yoo same I was thinking that looks incredibly dangerous lmao

@joeytheetge9268

3 жыл бұрын

"That's not a knife." "This is a knife."

@trippleeksell4098

3 жыл бұрын

I heard he was a pretty chill guy.

@UnfitToLive

3 жыл бұрын

@@trippleeksell4098 I see what you did there. 😐 🤭

Pretty sure there's an anime out there with a character using this as a weapon unironically

@thehunter_3414

Жыл бұрын

Guts would use it in golden age

*Best EDC knife ever! Fits perfectly in my pocket!* 😍😍🥰😘

Bosses in all games: "pls sir mercy..........."

I seriously thought he was gonna tag himself in the nuts.

@warpig4516

3 жыл бұрын

Lol me too

Imagine walking down the street and seeing a man casually handling a 3ft sword outside a shop

@AllenGray47

3 жыл бұрын

I mean not that weird, handling a seven foot knife though, pretty weird

@elmothewise3915

3 жыл бұрын

@@AllenGray47 *knoife

@_BLANK_BLANK

3 жыл бұрын

You would be surprised how often I see this.

@NinjaFalcons

3 жыл бұрын

@@_BLANK_BLANK bro do u live in like north korea

@_BLANK_BLANK

3 жыл бұрын

@@NinjaFalcons lol no. I work weekends as a knife sharpener in front of this crazy knife/sword shop. I sharpen pretty much anything there from tools, to spears, to kitchen knives, whatever has a sharp edge. you would be surprised by how many people own swords (in houston at least) I would have thought the answer to that would be hardly any.

Imagine looking behind you and you see a stranger with a 7 foot switchblade.

As Crocodile Dundee would say “that’s a knife!“

man at the shop window escaped immediately after stiletto was opened )))

@3knives

6 жыл бұрын

;)

@tomwebber4015

3 жыл бұрын

Lol He wasn't sure how radical that thing was going to be .🤕

@imfromthegovandimheretohelp

3 жыл бұрын

Nice

@paladugusampath2063

3 жыл бұрын

@@3knives Not gonna lie chief. This just popped up in my recommended list and that was my first thought as well. Such pieceful thoughts we all have😂🤣

@jimhagan697

Жыл бұрын

@@3knivesgreat knife sir.

exactly in your pocket :)

the guy she told you to not worry about

Guy behind him "He's got a fuckin' spear!"

@TippyHippy

Жыл бұрын

I put my hamster in a sock and slammed it against the furniture.

I've never felt more Italian

Was it me? Or did anyone else get nervous when it was extended and the guy in the background looks like he was gonna get stabbed on account lol

This man is the grandson of Angelo Campolin. One of the best knife making company of the world.

What do you have? A knife! Man that kid grew up fast

If the blade lock fails he's gonna loose his fingers.

@billerina5542

3 жыл бұрын

Head*

@clintbeastwood2313

3 жыл бұрын

Arm*

@canada2241

3 жыл бұрын

Torso*

@DX413RB8

3 жыл бұрын

Soul?

@QuetzalcoatlMexica

3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same

Everyone: Always be aware of your surroundings Window shopper: *doesn't notice a guy opening the world's largest switchblade behind him*

Italians will go to war rather than make a switchblade with modern steel.

*Dark souls would like to know your location*

@chosenundead5009

3 жыл бұрын

Iron Tarkus would like to know your location

@darksu6947

3 жыл бұрын

Yes I would!

@billpogi23

3 жыл бұрын

Yesssssssss

@vladimirputin2449

3 жыл бұрын

It is more like a Bloodborne trick weapon.

@chosenundead5009

3 жыл бұрын

@@vladimirputin2449 you mean like the burial blade

I'm gonna need this when people don't return borrowed money

Simply beautiful knife 😊

POV: your in london doing absolutely nothing

"You call that a knife" (Mick Dundee eat your heart out mate) "this is a knife" f@#k me dead that's a bute 🤯.

This is the type of weapon an anime character would use

Great Sword Users trying to comprehend what a small switchblade knife looks like in their native language:

If that opened as fast as an actual stiletto that would have some SERIOUS torque and could probably and up with some sliced achilles tendons

*Plot twist* : he's a tiny human being and everything's tiny around him

@acefromwithin2079

3 жыл бұрын

And a tiny shop. With other tiny humans. We call them smurfs. But without the blue.

@MichaelLauzon1976

3 жыл бұрын

"Downsizing" (2017) comes to mind because of your comment.

I have a real Italian switch blade made by Frank B. I love it.

people from the future finding this would think giants exist in our time

Every cop in a thousand mile radius: "Sir drop the knife!!!!!!"

"That's not a kni..." *click* "Alright mate! Don't want any trouble, here!"

@notayoutuber3518

3 жыл бұрын

“That’s a spoon man”

@abusufian3659

3 жыл бұрын

Haha Arnold Schwarzenegger meme

This must be the guy who makes the swords for the anime MCs

When that's dug up in 1,200 years people wiith think there was Giants 1,200 years ago

"Thats not i knife, THATS A KNIFE"

There's a Crocodile Dundee joke in here somewhere

I would purposely get into it with ppl just to pull this out and see they reaction 😂😂

Homeboy in the back is the definition of mind your business.

This the type of thing you use when ur walking up to a guy rhythmically snapping ur fingers to a tune

Imagine you're walking a dark alley and some guy walks up to you with that beast of a knife saying "Empty your pockets big boy"

@tomwebber4015

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine an H&K USP ,40 with a 5 megawatt green laser pointing at his chin ....🤔 Answer is NO .. ( It could most likely cleave some one in half ) 🤕

@fhagalliciogomes

3 жыл бұрын

I would be more scared if your profile pic showed up

@javiermaceira4406

3 жыл бұрын

I would roll under his right armpit and chug an estus flask. Then I would counterattack when the timing is correct. Repeat for slaying the demons.

@Dr.Westside

3 жыл бұрын

Don't bring a knife to a gunfight . No matter how big the knife.

@tomwebber4015

3 жыл бұрын

@@Dr.Westside 😎👍

Someone needs to get Paul hogan doing his that’s not a knife line then take this with them and give him a good laugh saying it to him whilst holding it 😂

Great switch blade

Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight,but they don’t know my knife

It’s weird how he pays no attention to his surroundings with that thing and there’s a guy behind him ... no caution at all lol

@gecamposneto

3 жыл бұрын

tbf the angle he opened it was totally clear.

@AllenGray47

3 жыл бұрын

@@gecamposneto you're supposed to clear an arc of safety around yourself when operating a knife so no one walks into your swing zone and gets cut. Should be the same, doubly so, for a monster like this.

@elijah2658

3 жыл бұрын

@@AllenGray47 ok professional

@AllenGray47

3 жыл бұрын

@@elijah2658 "oK PrOFfeSSioNaL" basic safety isn't rocket science, but common sense isn't so common these days. It's a good thing to teach those unaware.

That is incredible and completely necessary, I want one 😁

@adrianborquez1147

4 жыл бұрын

How fast

@tomwebber4015

3 жыл бұрын

I would like to know how much ? That's just cool .👍

Best seller in Morocco.

Medieval knights likes this

It will fit neatly in the overhead compartment! I don't think tsa will ever notice their too busy looking for underwear bombs!

At this point its not even a knife anymore, its just a sword

@user-ug4xf2rb1q

3 жыл бұрын

@Evlad-ı S.P.Q.R what are you gonna do

@user-ug4xf2rb1q

3 жыл бұрын

@Evlad-ı S.P.Q.R its been 2000 years i cant do that emperor stuff anymore

My anxiety kept worrying for that man in the background thinking he would get fileted

So that's what Eminem meant when he said: Switchblade with a little switch to switch blades And switch from a six to a sixteen-inch blade Shit's like a samurai sword; a sensei

Bloodborne be like.

Dude in the background nearly lost a leg😂 Jesus that’s huge! Someone please carry this for a day!

The British middleschoolers have been squeeming for this

When you want the victim to know you REALLY ain't messing around.

@jaredb6934

3 жыл бұрын

Not Messering around. .. lol. German play on words there. Messer is knife. Auf deutsch.

When a 8 year old kid asks what's the time in London:

"Thats not a knife This is a knife"

The guy who gave Shaq that big knife is quaking in his boots rn

I’m just imaging a mugger waiting in a dark alley with a sword of a switchblade, popping out on people with this in their arms lol

Nobody: Absolutely nobody: *Final fantasy:*

@notgray88

3 жыл бұрын

Monster Hunter World

@mikesnow285

3 жыл бұрын

Anything weeb basically.

Plot twist: Lops off the dudes leg standing in the back.

“That is not a knife... Now that’s a KNIFE!” C. Dundee😊

I would take this out at fancy dinner parties to cut slices of cheese😌

weird flex but ok

Should have given that window watcher a heads up before you nearly terrified him

This will fit perfectly into my pockets. Thanks.

"Now allow me to show you the grenade launcher, net launcher, freeze ray, & flamethrower attachments" 😂

It was said that we Italians were exaggerated, this is the proof