“We got high aspects.” “I think you meant expectations.”

@celtics3131

3 жыл бұрын

good to see that degree at ASU is working for him.

@maxtaylor12

3 жыл бұрын

Shit had me dead

@jasonkraayenbrink6200

3 жыл бұрын

Same dude said "hit the head on the nail". Bruh learn at least 1 language completely.

@GSMillion

3 жыл бұрын

He goes to Arizona state lol

@jonlamonte5833

3 жыл бұрын

That dude needs a helmet

Him just casually walking into the water in full dress attire is so underrated 😂

@liammattingly6868

3 жыл бұрын

yes

@meditationstation-discover8992

3 жыл бұрын

Haha yeah and sits chest deep fully clothed but still tucks his tie into his shirt pocket 🤣

@samdude8390

3 жыл бұрын

@@meditationstation-discover8992 it's hilarious that he's always wearing a clip-on and it always untucks itself from the collar haha.

@Reclickd

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🏆

@dadamager3000

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao I missed it

The best investigative journalist of the 21st century

@gabrielrivas377

3 жыл бұрын

This might seem random but Jesus loves you and times aren’t good and we need to rely on Jesus to guide us because we see corruption everywhere and so much sin and corruption everywhere. Relationship over religion. Jesus is a prayer away and just because you haven’t had an experience with Him doesn’t mean He’s not real :) .

@ryanschaff123

3 жыл бұрын

Gabriel Rivas God is good!

@cc3545

3 жыл бұрын

@@gabrielrivas377 God is great!!

@badbaws01

3 жыл бұрын

Pulitzer material

@jakefreeman3089

3 жыл бұрын

Ehhhh AllGasNoBrakes really gets in there but Caleb is up there too

You really hit the head on the nail with this one Caleb.

@robspecht9550

3 жыл бұрын

Landon F in all aspects...I mean expectations.

@gabrielrivas377

3 жыл бұрын

This might seem random but Jesus loves you and times aren’t good and we need to rely on Jesus to guide us because we see corruption everywhere and so much sin and corruption everywhere. Relationship over religion. Jesus is a prayer away and just because you haven’t had an experience with Him doesn’t mean He’s not real :) .

@krabby1555

3 жыл бұрын

Gabriel Rivas ah so you are the man responsible for the disappearance of my dad. He left when I was 6 hoping to find out who tf asked.

@marcuschung1888

3 жыл бұрын

Krabby 15 🤣

@brandonprice1301

3 жыл бұрын

@@krabby1555 One day you will know the truth.

Caleb: Is he a simp? Boys: Yup Also Caleb: Is she at least hot? Boys: Yup.

@simplychaff1875

3 жыл бұрын

The duality of man.

@fightfan9739

2 жыл бұрын

@@simplychaff1875 👏🏽

@alexandertye3244

2 жыл бұрын

@@simplychaff1875 Come on, there's a different between falling a victim to beauty until you lose yourself and between acknowledging a girl beautiness then moving on with your life.

@erweez7669

2 жыл бұрын

Hott tamales 🫔 🥵

@Chatta-Ortega

Жыл бұрын

@@simplychaff1875 That Jungian thing.....

Caleb makes the best content on Barstool by far

@calebbrown9380

3 жыл бұрын

My name Caleb

@yomama847

3 жыл бұрын

Donnie

@patrick.3

3 жыл бұрын

Caleb, Donnie, and Pardon My Take make the best content on barstool

@ryan6881

3 жыл бұрын

Haha yeah he’s the only one I watch. I’ve watched like ten episodes today and can’t stop laughing haha

@masonsmith1191

3 жыл бұрын

One of the girls in the pool has got some fucking cannons

Their inability to properly quote some of America's most commonly used phrases screams ASU and I love these boys for it

@atjudahcast8126

3 жыл бұрын

Da boyz are undefeated

@matthewmccarty9991

3 жыл бұрын

stfu

@michaelzz6993

3 жыл бұрын

hey are u calling us dumb 🤬

@nomienos1841

3 жыл бұрын

@@michaelzz6993 yes.

@Ant-ct4qk

2 жыл бұрын

@@matthewmccarty9991 no

Wasn’t ready to wake up with this. Wow, that hits hard.

@gabrielrivas377

3 жыл бұрын

This might seem random but Jesus loves you and times aren’t good and we need to rely on Jesus to guide us because we see corruption everywhere and so much sin and corruption everywhere. Relationship over religion. Jesus is a prayer away and just because you haven’t had an experience with Him doesn’t mean He’s not real :) .

@AmanAman-ri9kk

3 жыл бұрын

The boys American privilege began when the founding father became boys and wanted to be a Chad to England and look what happened to Washington after he was taken from the boys

@AshtrayAnnie

3 жыл бұрын

lol this was a mock bro. if you felt from this you should see a councillor🤣. this was comedy.

@mntc2167

3 жыл бұрын

AshtrayAnnie if you think this is a mock...I’m afraid you are the one who needs help and fast.

@AshtrayAnnie

3 жыл бұрын

@@mntc2167 🤣🤣🤣🤣Dude its barstool sports. Its gag/satirical humour. Like jesus you must be one hell of a 'bro'🤣

The “hit the head on the nail” kid has a way with words

@Kinobambino

2 жыл бұрын

Not the right way but definitely a way

@TeethOfDead

2 жыл бұрын

Same one who said “we got high aspects” asu baby

@younghirsch

2 жыл бұрын

He's got the spirit

A girlfriend at ASU? Ya that’s not a thing.

@lllllllllllllllII

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@maxtaylor12

3 жыл бұрын

Peter S It’s a party school, so yeah that’s the joke.

@jugothejuice7367

3 жыл бұрын

If she goes to ASU she belongs to the streets

@Bosilaify

3 жыл бұрын

@@jugothejuice7367 facts

@KM-cm1jp

3 жыл бұрын

@@jugothejuice7367 100%

“Like acid reflux?” God I love Caleb’s comeback humor.

@johnhenry8214

2 жыл бұрын

"yes"

@djCOLLY01

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

What killed me was him sitting in the pool interviewing the guy with the tie and dress clothes on

@swampsnipe8790

3 жыл бұрын

What was best is that he kept his tie dry. Tucked all into his pocket

@Jay-ut9ov

3 жыл бұрын

Don't forget the clip on tie lol

@a.-7774

3 жыл бұрын

If it killed you how did you write this comment? 🤔

@Dj-fp6kp

2 жыл бұрын

Classic

@Kyle-fq4kq

Жыл бұрын

@@a.-7774 since you’re being literal, you actually think he wrote the comment? Pretty sure he typed it but idk

Pouring out a nooner for drew's fallen aspects today✌

@gabrielrivas377

3 жыл бұрын

This might seem random but Jesus loves you and times aren’t good and we need to rely on Jesus to guide us because we see corruption everywhere and so much sin and corruption everywhere. Relationship over religion. Jesus is a prayer away and just because you haven’t had an experience with Him doesn’t mean He’s not real :) .

@qtiPPP

3 жыл бұрын

@@gabrielrivas377 anyways, cheers Harvey

@jackwilliamson6464

3 жыл бұрын

David Keuthan lmao😭😭

@Jdhernandez209

3 жыл бұрын

​@@gabrielrivas377 Jesus was a Simp because his "step dad" joseph was a Simp! he got cucked & finessed into thinking baby jesus was the son of "god" & believed mary was a virgin. SIMP!

@Dewtart

3 жыл бұрын

Gabriel Rivas dont remember asking

“Zach hit the head... the nail on the head with that one” We gotta protect this man

@naomelescroart7390

3 жыл бұрын

It’s amazing to me that he said the quote incorrectly, and you misquoted him as saying it correctly which loses why it’s so damn funny. He said: “Zack hit the nail...the head on the nail with that one” 🤣🤣🤣

@KrosziZ

3 жыл бұрын

​@@naomelescroart7390 This is now twice as funny

@naomelescroart7390

3 жыл бұрын

KrosziZ couldn’t even fuck it up right 🤣

@Ronzo777

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@KrosziZ

3 жыл бұрын

@@naomelescroart7390 it's almost like it doesn't qualify as irony

The ill-fitting shit Caleb wears just make these so much better. Easily a top 3 talent at Barstool, IMO.

@jackherbold625

3 жыл бұрын

He’s top 2 and not 2

@DJ-su9pf

3 жыл бұрын

Yuhdigg bruh simp

@kylecallahan1126

3 жыл бұрын

@@jackherbold625 That my friend, is called 1. Very good number. Thought I'd help ya out a little bit.

@jackherbold625

3 жыл бұрын

Kyle Callahan that is indeed the purpose of that phrase mr English professor sir

@jackherbold625

3 жыл бұрын

D J I will shamelessly simp for caleb

How many common figures of speech can they get wrong? "hit the head on the nail" "we have high aspects" ... this is amazing

@gabrielrivas377

3 жыл бұрын

This might seem random but Jesus loves you and times aren’t good and we need to rely on Jesus to guide us because we see corruption everywhere and so much sin and corruption everywhere. Relationship over religion. Jesus is a prayer away and just because you haven’t had an experience with Him doesn’t mean He’s not real :) .

@justinpolaris5324

3 жыл бұрын

haha they? It was the same kid both times. Im surprised he signed the release to have his face shown lol.

@emuccino

3 жыл бұрын

looks like 2

@berryreading4809

3 жыл бұрын

"Only time CAN tell" 🤦‍♂️

@calmdownladies

3 жыл бұрын

two

Seeing him standing in the pool with all his clothes and shoes on had me dead 😂😂

@myneighbortotoro88

Жыл бұрын

But tucking away the tie in his pocket to keep it dry. 😂

Her face is hidden because they broke up after filming this lol

@lebumjames1373

3 жыл бұрын

yessir ferda

@er33990

3 жыл бұрын

She realized he was such a beta

@RocketLeon45

3 жыл бұрын

dude you know this stuff is fake right?

@dunkirito8308

3 жыл бұрын

@@er33990 You must be an alpha, huh?

@rainy7106

3 жыл бұрын

@@dunkirito8308 Of course he is, every faceless dude that tries to emasculate strangers on the internet is totally a dominant man in real life.

impressive that caleb can both make fun of frat boys, and also show their humanity at the same time.

Caleb: is she at least hot? the boys: "yeah"

Caleb is the best, his style of comedy makes me laugh harder than most Comedians

@gabrielrivas377

3 жыл бұрын

This might seem random but Jesus loves you and times aren’t good and we need to rely on Jesus to guide us because we see corruption everywhere and so much sin and corruption everywhere. Relationship over religion. Jesus is a prayer away and just because you haven’t had an experience with Him doesn’t mean He’s not real :) .

@SAsh-zg6ln

3 жыл бұрын

Addison G always going into water with his business professional clothes is an absolutely electric move

@WARSfate

3 жыл бұрын

Gabriel Rivas not religious but I appreciate this, thank you

@johneppstv

3 жыл бұрын

Cuz hes not joking lol

@APAL880

3 жыл бұрын

that's cause most comedians suck. Colin Quinn and Norm MacDonald and Patrice O'neal and Doug Stanhope are great though.

If Caleb ever left Barstool.. The Pres would have to file for bankruptcy

“Is she at least hot” 💀😂😂

@gabrielrivas377

3 жыл бұрын

This might seem random but Jesus loves you and times aren’t good and we need to rely on Jesus to guide us because we see corruption everywhere and so much sin and corruption everywhere. Relationship over religion. Jesus is a prayer away and just because you haven’t had an experience with Him doesn’t mean He’s not real :) .

@nicholaskorth1420

3 жыл бұрын

Gabriel Rivas tf are you on

@fuzzybuddy7286

3 жыл бұрын

Gabriel Rivas stfu Jesus ain’t real your whole life is a lie

@brynleehassan3614

3 жыл бұрын

Gabriel Rivas 💓

@samuelsprings7245

3 жыл бұрын

@@fuzzybuddy7286 Good joke.

“Zach hit the nai” *Indecisive, brain melts and malfunctions* “the head on the nail with that one” Caleb: “Zach truly did hit the head on the nail...the homies were heartbroken” Caleb’s comedic timing is impeccable 😂😂😂

@questionmark1152

3 жыл бұрын

Comedic timing is often impeccable in post production. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@dougieefresh1829

3 жыл бұрын

Question Mark ohh, here we go, you’re one of “Those guys” the guy that has to find a way to take away from something. That shits always been weird to me 🧐 The hesitation/comedic timing he used right before he said ...”The Homies were heartbroken.” Is the part that made me laugh. So what’s that got to do with post production? Maybe I’m just confused about what your point is..?

@uncleiroh4650

3 жыл бұрын

Dougiee Fresh yeah, “he’s” one of those guys, lol

tucking his tie into his shirt so it doesn’t get wet while sitting in a pool 😂

@jodiegerard7070

2 жыл бұрын

I'm LMAO with Caleb Chilling in the water in again....full office gear. Genius.

The Simp Guy has never ever missed leg day

@frankeastbrook2530

3 жыл бұрын

Truth

Head on the nail and high aspects. This kid is a genius

Hate to see this happen to someone so young, praying for him and his boys

@awesome-xg4hl

2 жыл бұрын

it’s happening to one of my boys, what do i do? 😔

@edog551

Жыл бұрын

@@awesome-xg4hl grow up

@SanxBile

Жыл бұрын

@@awesome-xg4hl Is she hot?

This series has such high aspects

“A group arrest where the boys each go to separate jails” im dead

@BCFC954

3 жыл бұрын

Instantly rolling 🤣

@MrEazyE357

3 жыл бұрын

Everyone seems to think that was hilarious but I didn't really get it.

"Zach truly hit the head on the nail"

@gabrielrivas377

3 жыл бұрын

This might seem random but Jesus loves you and times aren’t good and we need to rely on Jesus to guide us because we see corruption everywhere and so much sin and corruption everywhere. Relationship over religion. Jesus is a prayer away and just because you haven’t had an experience with Him doesn’t mean He’s not real :) .

@brownwaterwings

3 жыл бұрын

@@gabrielrivas377 you truly hit the head on the nail Gabriel Rivas

"It's like acid reflux" "Exactly"

“We miss you bro”😢 Simp city population drew smh

@gabrielrivas377

3 жыл бұрын

This might seem random but Jesus loves you and times aren’t good and we need to rely on Jesus to guide us because we see corruption everywhere and so much sin and corruption everywhere. Relationship over religion. Jesus is a prayer away and just because you haven’t had an experience with Him doesn’t mean He’s not real :) .

@maxbennett2596

3 жыл бұрын

Are you a Christian because you said relationship over religion

I build dorms in Tempe for asu, makes me proud to know these are the boys living in them.

he’s done it again bud doesn’t miss on these documentaries

Is she at least hot??? Yeah

“She’s a boy” “she’s one of the boys?” Nice when he’s corrected on something like this

The 'aspects' and 'hit the head on the nail' guy was really the star of all this. I love that he ALMOST got the phrase right but then reversed it at the last second.

This guy could make a doc about grass growing and it would still be interesting

"he's not a me anymore, he's a we" 😂

Caleb: "simpin is not a phrase you throw around lightly" Anyone on the internet after you say anything about a female: Am I a joke to you?

I can personally attest to this. Props to Caleb for keeping barstool above water. Bringing the quality takes and videos the people deserve. Rock on

This is about to get an Oscar for best short film of 2020

I was actually lying around trying go take a nap wondering why I haven't seen Caleb around lately, love his style of mini doc. The most ridiculous content on Barstool - I mean that in a good way.

I have no words. A story of animosity, jealousy, and betrayal. Bravo.

"Zach truly did hit the head on the nail" Just beautiful

I love how he’s sitting in the pool, fully clothed, with his tie tucked into his shirt pocket so it doesn’t get wet

Caleb is the best water-prop comic ever!

“High aspects. Did u mean to say expectations?” 😂😂

@stickywickedy

2 жыл бұрын

He tries to correct him but even high expectations wouldn't make sense in that context. 😂

“Where everyone has to go to separate jails” implying that if they all go to the same jail they’re still kicking it lmao

Ive been watching this channel for a while and although I know it’s jokes, I just wanted to be serious for a moment and say thank you for the visuals you provide after you introduce new vocabulary. I was born blind and the doctors thought I would never understand what simping meant but after watching this video, albeit it took a few tries, the unthinkable happened. And now I’m getting off Grindr. Thanks, Caleb.

Caleb is the gift that just keeps on giving

"constant fucking" 🤡🤡🤡 that part had me dying 😂🤣

Thank you Caleb

The “aspects” part and the “head on the nail” were both by far the best aspects (intended) of this beautiful piece of art called real journalism

I lost it when he walked into the pool with his suit on lmaooooooo

This is incredible content. Caleb is the engine that keeps barstool running

This hits different when it happened to you and your best friend :( rip friendship.

caleb is the reason why i'm subscribed to this channel

Watched one Sundae conversation and can’t get enough of Caleb now

Barstool really hit the head on the nail with this one.

Always finishing on note of perspective. Loving your work Caleb.

Job well done. That’s some quality journalism right there. Got bless you Caleb.

wasn't expecting to shed a tear today

5:06 Zack hit the nai- head on the nail

“Did you mean to say expectations?” I laughed right there

SHES A BOY

7:20 - That was beautifully said

The kid who says “high aspects” and “head on the nail” got me geekin

Wow! This video really hit the head on the nail for me and lived up to my high aspects!

I love Calebs commitment to the meme, it is by far the most commitment I have seen. I love this XD

Caleb's features give off Nathan For You vibes. Hilarious satire and ridiculous subjects, yet he manages to get genuine emotions out of people in between the ridiculousness and hilariousness.

Man I don't know why this dude is so funny all I know is that every time I watch one of his interviews I get a pain in my side from laughter.. also I want to point out I like the whole 60 minute feel in this episode

Caleb makes the best stuff on this channel I haven't even seen the other stuff.

Duval county see ya Caleb you and YP are bosses on the rise @ Barstool!

Caleb: "is she at least hot?" the nail on the head guy: "yeah" other guy: "yeah" was waiting for that question lol

@theaveragegamer2821

3 жыл бұрын

head on the nail

Caleb is one of the funniest people in the history of the world.

“Unfortunately that’s what all girlfriends say.” Was too real. Lmao.

Caleb is the best one on barstool by far. Easily has the best interviews and ideas

That one cat trying to land phrases was too funny "We have high aspects" "You hit the head on the nail"

Barstool Sports, keep these up 😂😂

the shot of caleb standing over the guys in the pool with a suit on was amazing 😂😂

“It’s like acid reflux” “exactly” 😂😂😂

“Is she at least hot?” Da bois: “Yeah”

The “high aspects” gets me every time 😂😂😂

Very informative! Thank you for the research

1 like 1 prayer for the simpin homies out there . Bring em home

The court has found Chad Bradington guilty of committing a class 4 felony: simping

the last part "bright side" was hilarious:))))

just found this gold channel, basically real life south park LMAO

It’s a true sickness in our society. I hope this fallen soldier sought help in these trying times.

These videos are a roller coaster of emotions lmao

Bro omg his tie in his shirt pocket when he’s sitting in the pool has me dying 😂😂😂

Caleb thank you for exposing the dark underbelly of having a girlfriend, you lose your connection to your boys! There needs to be a little give and take to achieve ultimate happiness!

@CourtneyLachiver

Жыл бұрын

How many red pills have you ingested?

“He truly did hit the head on the nail”

This is one of the best videos of 2020

Bless this man and his work

7:19 that boy's just spitting straight truth

The high aspects part kills me 😭😭😭😭

I hope Caleb Pressley is still doing these hard hitting college pieces well into his 70's.