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@zharkx_

Жыл бұрын

hi

@shiftylookingdog

Жыл бұрын

First here , Love from New Delhi 🇮🇳

@krusmister8608

Жыл бұрын

dont know why but when i read the title i thaught u meant the biggest clowns of csgo People like you know Anomaly, Ohne and Hu Jintao

Biggest clown is me who sold 150+ breakout cases back when they cost 0.03 cents.

@Felix-vu9tz

Жыл бұрын

or me who sold them at 200 at 1$ :(

@haellm9192

Жыл бұрын

or me who sold 500 of them at 1500$ each :(

@lPuffalo

Жыл бұрын

If I ever go back to pc gaming, Ill have hundreds of dollars to spend on games just from the csgo and TF2 cases I can sell

@Sklyrax

Жыл бұрын

0.03 dollars or 3 cents not 0.03cents wth.??

@SFMGAMER

Жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahahhaha

honorable mention: OhnePixle selling his mac10

@AnnaSue81

Жыл бұрын

this meme will never fade away, ilovethat

DaGoat could've just started an actual stable trading business but he decided to scam

funnily enough Lunar also lowball offered on a few of soxys skins, which were later sold to prodigy, who Lunar had also tried to lowball

@SwooceCSGO

Жыл бұрын

hello mr dennis

@AelfinMichel0797

Жыл бұрын

hello mr Swooce

@sosagam

Жыл бұрын

hello mr aelfin

If Ondřej lives where it said he lives, he lives maybe 50-60km away from me lmao

@MrJellyBean17

Жыл бұрын

Can you go break his face for me please, then get my VOX sticker back., Thanks :D

Why did I know that there is going to be our lovely Czech fellow, Ondřej :)

Lunar is so insanely genius. I mean, his genius can’t be comprehended by the mere human mind - while us peasant clowns him for his “bad” decisions, he’s laughing behind his screen knowing he’ll be coming out the real winner. Since we’re so idiotic we can’t seem to seek out any reasonable reason for his decisions, we think he’s the idiot. No, he’s simply 10 steps ahead of us. He has immense knowledge that we couldn’t even imagine.

@sircalvin

Жыл бұрын

its philanthropy, he wanted to make black tie and blood pressures cheaper for everyone :)

mcskillet has gotta be #1, he killed two innocent people and himself over csgo skins

5:23 heyzeus in person ladies and gents

@phando3729

Жыл бұрын

first time?

Oh how many Howls and DLores have been removed from circulation by gambling sites. God damn you

this felt like if benjamin made a video about csgo

waiting for ow2 queue rn

biggest clown is me wich opened 250 breakout cases when they were $0.03... didnt even get a knife

@Awpshark0

Жыл бұрын

If you kept the skins it could be a small win

@buzzzboi1768

Жыл бұрын

@@Awpshark0 well i didnt lol

@frkcybtw

Жыл бұрын

@@buzzzboi1768 or me who decided to open 900 of them for ~.85 - 1$ and also didnt get a knife

@Awpshark0

Жыл бұрын

@@buzzzboi1768 un;ucky

Love these zeus videos

The fact that Ondřej got the most typicaly broken english a czech person can have makes me amazed he ever scammed someone

@sonn8363

Жыл бұрын

I got scammed by him only because I trusted him cuz of his large inventory

@lw3106

Жыл бұрын

And then he claims to be Ukrainian xddddddddddddddddddddd

lunar will always have the largest seat in the clown car, and is welcome to travel in it anytime he wants

Lukessilo guy has a new account and he’s still doing the same thing. Met him a few times in na mm. Not only does he still horde hella high tier liquids he have a few blue gems too. I remember him having a st 661 and a 601 m9

The "Hey, im Heyzeus" is back on the menu boys

@crimp3

Жыл бұрын

I can't believe he brought it back

@1990HondaEFHatch

Жыл бұрын

Thank god

Hearing the outcome of the lunar story makes me happy

what's the background song. I've always wondered

I just unboxed some feild tested gloves from a case I got dropped. I feel lucky.

Where is the next part off opening cases until i open a safire

Omg i remember that lunar dude and all the holos and amazing inventory he had. Didn't think he was that stupid tho 😭😭

Hey heyzeus! Ive been interested in a certain seed of a knife for a while, but I can't find much information about price or where I could find one. Wondering if you know of any websites that could help me out, or if you had any information. Thanks!

thanks forthis vid im getting into skins and this is big

The timing for Lunar's antics make a lot of sense after seeing the rise and fall of 3 Arrows Capital.

0:20 ight who tf made this

So, because of the Howl being added to the game, did the guy who actually made the artwork get recognition or anything out of this.

@Squilly101

Жыл бұрын

no. they changed the skin to something that wasnt stolen

This deadass a csgo classic

Whenever someone asks you what job do you have, just answer Arms Dealer

I can't imagine what someone would have to do to take Lunars place.

Okay that story about Lunar actually had me laugh out loud

This Lunar guy is something else, but I still feel like a clown for selling my Butterfly Crimson Web MW for like 200$ some years ago :/

@freezafeesh9251

Жыл бұрын

We can't see into the future bru, you made the right choice at the time

hey heyzeus, i'm just wondering for possible future endevours which thrid party sites you use which are safe and not a scam to purchase knives and skins from? would help alot thx huge fan!

Put a flower on this clowns grave hahaha

If Luna holded on to his crypto he has the last laugh

Keep Up the good work TDM_Heyzeus! I Think i caught a bad flu like bug so thanks for keeping my mind of bad stuff with this video! :D

THE HEY INTRO IS BACK

Ok please give me the clip at 0:15 where did you find these

ahhh, the howl. i had a factory new one of those pre change. paid $40 for it. i only wish i would have bought about 20 of them. well that and i wish i didnt sell it for 1k or so in like 2017. oopsy.

the title looks like it's about heyzeus lol

Hey! was that a heyzeus hey i heard?

I don't even play cs go but ur story telling is really entertaining. Will subscribe for more.

2:43 ayo whats goin on there :O

These clowns must’ve got it twisted ngl

nice compilation

You've started with the "heyy, im heyzeus" intro again?

I didnt see your name on the list considering that you are trying to unbox a sapphire

Lunar burnt more money than I would have ever made in my life

So glad to hear “hey, I’m heyzeus” again

lol. new addition to this list soon. jus wait...

God gives his hardest parties to his best clowns

scammers flexing scammed skins is like rappers flexing that they deal drugs lol

Wait that Skadoodle Dlore is banned ? :(

4:54 I believe he also tried to make it seem like he's Ukrainian. But as a one I should say translator messed up the last word for him, cause this popular proclamation isn't looking like it's suppose to...

He did the thing

just imagine scamming someone lol

@Prince.Claveria

Жыл бұрын

just imagine someone falling for that scam lol

i luv you hey zeus

Let's go Aussie boy

not me waiting for lunar

music names pls

Every time I try to actually do trades there's morons like these who are just blatantly scamming and everyone is so worried about the penny difference like you can possibly get two knives at the exact same price withoit including some other skins. Trading is a joke nowadays even without the lowballing🙄

The worst thing is now, it's harder to get trust from the other traders

Shout out to Zeus for making fun of 5ft2. I can feel the pain :))

W love u heyzeus

first 30 sec and I can already tell lunar will be somewhere on the list

😵

looking forward to seeing lunar in this video XDD

You should have pronounced the first guy's name like Dag-out just to piss him off xd

Auzzie is the most 1337 steam troll to live

He did the hey 😭😭😭

Feels like your biased but the #2 guy and Lunar should switch places, because he lost a lot more money than Lunar.

Lunar game me a brain aneurysm man... i mean.. how?! why?! Nothing he did made sense i know almost nothing about crypto and the steam market and i still know that's the most stupid way to make a massive loss.

Rip thousands of dollars

I pulled a sapphire in a 11 case unboxing :D

@notimportantperson1

Жыл бұрын

like this week? :O if yes any proof of it? :D If it is not troll congratz

@haze4719

Жыл бұрын

@@notimportantperson1 I don't have any proof of case numbers but I definitely unboxed it, only a bowie 0.0104 float

@notimportantperson1

Жыл бұрын

@@haze4719 do you still have it?

@haze4719

Жыл бұрын

@@notimportantperson1 Always

@notimportantperson1

Жыл бұрын

@@haze4719 what is your plan with it?

mcskillet lol

I think lunar is just a rich guy that had money to waste

The actual video 1:24 - 3:31. The rest of it is old videos put together

@TDMHeyzeus

Жыл бұрын

They were shadow banned by KZread. This compilation is me essentially trying to get around it

Wooow

Чудове відео! Мені подобається твій контент. Особливо круто так вчити англійську мову! Дякую тобі!

The first one sounds like your fault man

Biggest clown is me who sold butterfly knife for 100 dollars.

oh shit i acually tryed to trade with ondřej

is he tho

scammers are just pitty.

Have you heard of puberty

Sadly, I let myself get scammed out of 2 knives worth around $2000USD

I feel so sorry for lunar losing all that money tho

@larajanesen8795

Жыл бұрын

He was an arrogant piece of shit. Cant feel sorry for someone like that, but thats just me

@gitupmechavvy2569

Жыл бұрын

Money can’t buy brains

Title idea NFT owners in the history of CS:GO Skins

i love you

The cloud9 slander is not needed they earned that shit

okay 1DKK for your Butterfly Emerald

HAY ZEUZ FACE REAVELD

Based auzzi

@Thezi69

Жыл бұрын

why is your pfp blank?

@Prodbysomari

Жыл бұрын

@@Thezi69 no my pfp is real

Hi

Man I'm still sick a few weeks ago I sold my MW Orion for 1.89 because my dumbass thought I was selling a torque. I had that thing since 2016 I'm big sad lol

Pls give ursus knife

You left out all the youtubers who cover skins primarily and are worse than bots in game...

Biggest clown in history... So far...