So a kid pushed another kid into the street in front of a school bus and got a two day detention

@ianbonnar1801

4 жыл бұрын

After that, I'd have beat his face to an unrecognizable pulp.

@anapple3445

4 жыл бұрын

Meanwhile, a student defends himself from a bully and gets a three day suspension

@howtowithelizabeth7513

4 жыл бұрын

An Apple or worse he gets expelled 😥 and the bully doesn’t even get a slap on the wrist 😠

@Gantradies

4 жыл бұрын

instead of immediate expulsion and a record?

@laszu7137

4 жыл бұрын

Out of all the stories, I questioned this one the least.

I once actually dodged a bullet that someone shot at me in the woods

@theswedishdude1

4 жыл бұрын

i swear, i end up finding you in every single reddit text video i watch

@luisvilla4575

4 жыл бұрын

Hey guys so I went to the woods hunting and I saw a bear but it escaped sadly

@phantomvampyressshadowkiss4690

4 жыл бұрын

I hear ya i dodged a stake . And sunrise. Almost got staked

@woomeebly

4 жыл бұрын

Neo, what are you doing on this page!? get back to saving us from the matrix!!!!

@lonenelson5674

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like the last hunting trip I went on.

Whenever every introvert cell in your body starts reacting and cancels your plans, thank them. Getting sleepy might just save your life.

@makibliss4675

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh the without the mustache is a few comments abouve

@kyle18934

4 жыл бұрын

Eyyy I havnt seen you around recently.

@pureintellectualbeing3575

4 жыл бұрын

Oh, where is your brother without the actual moustache

@huberduberdoo

4 жыл бұрын

INTP?

@kawaiizeraora8091

4 жыл бұрын

And then the gas valve in your house fails. Or a plane falls from the sky on your house. Or you sleep through a house fire and never wake up

2-day detention is NOT enough for the kid who pushed op into the street. that’s like a jailable offense, or juvvie or something

@TheDrapetomanic

4 жыл бұрын

Jail would've been reserved for the OP if he fought back. That's how the school system works.

@defaultset

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheDrapetomanic School systems is basically a shithole

@awelko

4 жыл бұрын

@@defaultset School system be like: Omg you're dying man? But... Did you do your math homework? You're not gonna' pass this school year. Put some ice on it, whatever.

@awelko

4 жыл бұрын

@@epepepe7178 Was that an insult or just anoter school story? Because I cannot see where I have misspelled something ._.

@spiritdox9774

4 жыл бұрын

_丹山モㄥK口_ He was adding onto what you said you fucking dense biscuit

This guy's voice sounds like times new roman

@joshschneider3134

4 жыл бұрын

@@rohitduda6702 except it is

@dalegribble4308

4 жыл бұрын

Weiner

@dalegribble4308

4 жыл бұрын

Your voice sound s like a weiner

@bmbdan1005

4 жыл бұрын

Victor Serge ok buddy

@howtowithelizabeth7513

4 жыл бұрын

My comments go viral it sounds like the British male seri voice 😂

15:21 seriously, whoever pushed him into the street should have been charged with attempted bodily harm, or attempted manslaughter. if a kid is capable of doing that, at that age, what are they going to do when they're adults? People have to stop letting youngsters off so easily. At the very least, frighten the living daylights out of them in a lock up for a night or two.

@danielsedan

4 жыл бұрын

🙌🏻

@dyscea

4 жыл бұрын

Amen 👏👏👏

@alexanderwright5246

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed. I would have probably beat that kid senseless too...

@Saffy2099

4 жыл бұрын

Kayenne54 that got my blood boiling I wanna fucking kick that kid

@SaintDamain

4 жыл бұрын

Attempted voluntary manslaughter is right.

I was picking up sticks in my yard one day. I look up and see a spider with a five-inch leg span dangling from a web a foot from my face.

@blacksheep9772

3 жыл бұрын

Oh yep, I can ralate. There is a spider web above my outside bins that Ive walked into each night when taking the rubbish out the last 3 times. I keep forgetting he's there. I was only covered in webs, no spider as far as I could tell, but there must have been a spider there to remake his web each time after I walked throught it. Anyway I spotted the spider today, in daylight. He/she a big MF. 😐 (I live in Australia, we know to not bother the critters. So thats how I am still here today.😁)

@chupaca6ras99

3 жыл бұрын

i can also relate, was easter and while my little cousins were picking up eggs , i spotted an egg in between two bushes and thought they must’ve missed one. So i went to pick it up and as i reached my arm in, there was a spider dangling from my face and it touched my forehead and i immediately recoiled. thankfully it didn’t try to bite me

@nanochad2979

2 жыл бұрын

Once a big, though not giant spider i caught in the corner of my eye and he was 2 inches from my back, this was in Australia, also, hi Dr.Shaym

@pikachuneoncat6480

2 жыл бұрын

Huh, didn't know you liked reddit videos. Your review content is good, keep up the good work.

@Maybe_Crazy_Courier

2 жыл бұрын

Me wait a spider making a giant new web each day than I was like o Australia them mofos big

About the "my appendix exploded" story: I feel like the first hospital also dodged a bullet there because I'm sure as hell she could have sued the everloving shit outta them for refusing her so carelessly.

@alsween218

4 жыл бұрын

IKR?! What the hell kind of hospital would just turn you away when your appendix bursts?!?🤨

@rubberduckie5894

4 жыл бұрын

fun fact! I don't know about other countries, but in the UK the NHS takes a minimum of 12 years to sue (I know as the exact same appendix story happened to a fam member but they didn't get the correct second opinon part), so the money it costs to hire a decent lawyer for that long would probably be more than the settlement anyway :(

@deathisfreedom1442

4 жыл бұрын

@@rubberduckie5894 That is fucked up. That is so fucked up.

@veautyfull

2 жыл бұрын

This exact thing happened to me! I was 4 years old, one hospital didn’t find anything wrong with me (they said it was just a stomach bug) but my mom called my pediatrician and she sent us to another hospital. If we had waited one more hour I would’ve died.

@Hanachai

2 жыл бұрын

A hospital refused to check me out when I went in after a car wreck the night before (my mom was worried) because "it would be a lot of paperwork". I always thought that was messed up. Luckily nothing major was messed up (going off the fact that I'm still alive) except possibly a cracked sternum, but you can't really do anything about that anyway

a 2 day detention for trying to kill somebody?! come on! I got a 2 day detention for being a couple minutes late to a study period.

@emily3805

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly lol, what that kid did should have been a more extreme punishment

@theeveronever1554

3 жыл бұрын

Punishment: *Jail*

@notvex3987

2 жыл бұрын

@@emily3805 punishment... *d e a t h*

My ex miscarried. A month later found she was already married. Husband was deployed. She kicked me out of her apartment the day he came home. It was supposed to be a surprise. The only person surprised was me.

@edwardhernandez6668

4 жыл бұрын

Ehh you could have worded this better.

@TheMattyboi90

4 жыл бұрын

Edward Hernandez fair enough. Wrote it in haste.

@miranda725

4 жыл бұрын

Matthew Carlisle we get the point of it though

@miztonda4907

4 жыл бұрын

Did he find out?

@TheMattyboi90

4 жыл бұрын

@@miztonda4907 about me? yes. The pregnancy no. I actually talked to him, told him everything. He didn't blame me because he knew that I didn't know about him.

All the ones about people dodging death makes you realise how many people were in a similar situation but died :(

@dbclass4075

3 жыл бұрын

Literally, and/or figuratively.

I was engaged to a guy. Walked away from him when he said he didn't want to get married and didn't want children. Turned out he only wanted to marry me, to clear his £63,000 worth of debt, also turned out to be a druggie and a woman beater, who neglected his children cos they were girls and he had wanted boys. Never beat me. Never tried. He knew I'd do him serious harm if he did. No regrets at all leaving him.

@starwolfwing7228

4 жыл бұрын

Wow I feel bad for his daughters and ex wives

@QuanTrietLOL

4 жыл бұрын

Well I once told my gf I didn't want that. Also my brother is studying abroad and it costs quite alot. Damn.

@woomeebly

4 жыл бұрын

I guess hindsight is truly 20/20. There were red flags, but it took me finding out and kiboshing his plans to diddle my dad out of his house to make himself solvent at my dad's expense, to completely shut it down. I'm not sorry at all. The joke was even after that he wanted to be friends with benefits. I shot him down on that too. He found out that I was going formula One and I was in the VIP section, having been invited by a friend. blew up my phone something Wicked because he wanted to go, so I threw it under my mate's car seat for a few days. He got blocked and deleted. Never saw him again.

@Nothing-yf4ks

4 жыл бұрын

@@woomeebly wait so what did you mean by "do him some serious harm"? Like physically or...?

@woomeebly

3 жыл бұрын

@@Nothing-yf4ks let's just say I know the finer points of turning a Warren into a Wendy. Literally. Not just removing the parts that make him male, but constructing the parts that would eventually be recognised as female....

I quite literally dodged a bullet. The day that someone was caught in my school with a firearm, I decided to skip school that day to play video games. The student never shot anyone, but there is still a possibility that they could’ve been after a student in one of my classes.

@breadleymcthicc5444

4 жыл бұрын

You're kinda everywhere. And lucky

@honestlyuseless381

4 жыл бұрын

Bro I literally see you everywhere wtf

@KiomonDuck

4 жыл бұрын

He didn't shoot anyone because you were his target and didn't show up. So rude.

@AlpineBishop

4 жыл бұрын

I swear ive seen you on furry, gun, video game, and SCP videos and its scury.

@Jay-oy1ld

4 жыл бұрын

Skipjack647 Are you admitting you’re a furry?

I remember this one time plankton came into me office on a rocket. Thankfully, squidwards forehead acted as a shield!

@moesherman

4 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah

@StellarCrackhead42

4 жыл бұрын

Oh dang, Mr. Krabs!

@Animefan_7153-0

4 жыл бұрын

So that's how you supposedly killed squidward in the spongebob horror game red mist

@quinihno9657

4 жыл бұрын

Eugene H. Krabs dang bro that’s sick

@lhb21

4 жыл бұрын

And everyone started clapping

Here’s one: my dad had a meeting to go to in the twin towers on 9/11. He was super late, and once he was on the train he saw the plane hit, and immediately went back home. This was four years before I was born, so if he wasn’t late I wouldn’t be here telling you this.

@versacechang1521

3 жыл бұрын

Dang I have one too, but I’ll keep it as short as possible. I was supposed to go out with a close friend years ago to drink at night, i ended up having to ditch because of something coming up, he ended up getting shot n passed away that night. It creeps me out to this day, a couple seconds probably made the difference of me being alive or not haha

@cogscientist1177

3 жыл бұрын

@@versacechang1521 nice

@celeste8360

2 жыл бұрын

My bosses daughter was supposed to go to the twin towers for some school thing. It was scheduled for a different day but my boss was still in a panic until she heard her daughter's voice.

@Mallory1961

2 жыл бұрын

I was in high school when that happened. How the hell are you old enough to be typing?! Ugh…. I’m so old. 👵🏼

@anonymouswolf3939

2 жыл бұрын

🧢🧢🧢 U ain't 7 years old

"I hate my stomach and it hates me" Story of my life...

I woke up at 3am one morning with the worst gas pain of my life. Went to work and suffered through the first half of my shift, during lunch I decided to go lay in my car rather than eat lunch. My boss saw me and told me to just go home. Took a nap hoping I would wake up feeling better, but when I woke up the pain was even worse. I'm the kind of person that hates going to the doctor, but I caved in. An hour later i was on the surgical table getting my appendix removed. The last thing i remember before being put under was the surgeon looking at my chart and asking "so what are you here for?", and me replying "I'm here for the quadruple amputation".

@thegamingdino907

3 жыл бұрын

Dang! What happened to you?! Must’ve been painful

When I was a kid I dodged a goose, I haven’t felt so scared in my life before (had to climb a tree to protect me cuz my family was just laughing lmao)

@kirstyburston2912

4 жыл бұрын

michi :v that’s amazing 😂😂

@joeairbender267

4 жыл бұрын

@@FreshLurks Oh yes, yes buddy...it's time for your needle now :)

@mengthao5914

4 жыл бұрын

My wife at one point got chased by a goose in her childhood and funny enough my daughter when she was 4. Crazy birds.

@bad733

4 жыл бұрын

Geese are satanic little monster who only feed on human souls and fear, those feathered bottles of hatred live for nothing more than to cause absolute destruction and tragedy in their wake.

@userm180

3 жыл бұрын

for GOD so loved the world that HE gave HIS only begotten SON that whoever believeth in HIM should not perish but have eternal life"-the Gospel of JESUS written by john 3:16."But as many as received him, to them gave he power to become the sons of God, even to them that believe on his name:"-the Gospel of JESUS written by john 1:12. hi! JESUS loves you and died for you if you accept HIM! HE rose from the dead to show us that death cant hold HIM! repent and start living your life for HIM and when the time is right HE will get you to Heaven🧡

i was going shopping with some friends for party decorations. we met at one of our houses and were procrastinating a bit just watching youtube videos. we almost left but decided to watch “just one more video”. like 2 minutes into the video, we all get texts from our parents warning us to get inside. there was an active shooter on the same block as the dollar store we were about to go to. a cody ko video basically saved my life.

@babecat2000

4 жыл бұрын

Did you at least give the video a like. That is worth a big thumbs up.

@itsbo

4 жыл бұрын

babecat2000 i don’t even remember which one it was lol

I've told this story in another Reddit video, but anyway: About 15 years ago a work colleague was completely head over heels in love with me. She would always talk about children, how many she wanted and that she would love to be a single mum. That made me back off, so she found another guy, and only a month later she told everyone that she was pregnant. They got married some months later, she gave birth to a little girl - and shortly thereafter she got pregnant again. I knew the marriage wouldn't last, because she was very dominant and abused the guy verbally. Plus her comments about being a single mum were stuck in my head. A week after their second child was born she bacially said she didn't love him anymore and divorced him. 14 months and two children later she was the single mum she wanted to be. Too bad she ruined a guy in the process. :/

@HikaruFER

4 жыл бұрын

Dude what a btch, how can she decide if her kids will have a father in their life or not?! Poor kids... If she wants to be a single mom she should have adopted instead of messing up with two kid's life plus a guy too, cuz he got tangled in the process.

@edwardhernandez6668

4 жыл бұрын

Too long, not ganna read it.

@TheUKNutter

4 жыл бұрын

Edward Hernandez Dick.

@Uncle_Jacob

4 жыл бұрын

Her selfishness is causing her children to be twice as likely to drop out of high school, twice as likely to end up in jail, and four times more likely to need help for emotional or behavioral problems among other things. Despicable.

@_VictorGrantz_

4 жыл бұрын

That’s horrible wow.

About ten years ago, there was a really bad thunderstorm and my family was getting ready to go out for dinner. My dad accidentally left the keys for the car back in the house so he went back inside to get it. Moments after he started walking back to get the keys, lightning struck a massive tree just outside our house and it fell across a large part of the road. We would've been a family of pancakes if my dad didn't forget his keys

My good friend broke up with his high school GF because he wasn't ready to sleep with anyone, and she was so darn pushy. She apparently cheated on him and got knocked up She wanted to convince him she was the father by sleeping with him.

@starwolfwing7228

4 жыл бұрын

What?

@starwolfwing7228

4 жыл бұрын

I kinda didn't understand of she was the father and stuff

@ZeroSilverPhoenix

4 жыл бұрын

shyangelwolfgirl 2003 What’s there not to understand? The girl is obviously the father 🙄

@GeneralChangFromDanang

4 жыл бұрын

@@ZeroSilverPhoenix No the girl got the father pregnant.

@elene7356

4 жыл бұрын

GeneralChangOfDanang i would r/woooosh you now but you seem like a nice dude

When I was still in elementary school, my mother would never let me sleep over at a friends house on a school night. But I would ask anyway, being a optimistic kid. One Wednesday evening, she agreed and I got to sleep over at my best friends apartment, in the same apartment complex. That night, someone threw a shovel through my bedroom window, and the spade landed on my pillow, right where my head would have been. My Mothers gut intuition ( she told me that's what made her decide to say yes) dodged me a bullet and saved my life.

@feralpossum2089

4 жыл бұрын

technically, you dodged a shovel

@cameliaaa598

4 жыл бұрын

a human, duh lol

@starwolfwing7228

4 жыл бұрын

Your mom is the best she saved your life :)

@_VictorGrantz_

4 жыл бұрын

That’s amazing

@mism847

4 жыл бұрын

I doubt it would have taken your life. However, it would have hurt.

While listening to this I realized that we've all "dodged a bullet" of one kind or another. Haven't we all made some bad choices, unlucky choices, and some very good choices? Sometimes we consider the consequences of our actions or of a friend's actions and sometimes we get surprised.

Once thought about reconciling with an ex-best friend. Talked about it with a legit-best friend and she talked me out of it. Turns out ex-friend got even nastier, making her lose her remaining friends.

Not even a dodged a bullet story, but more of a “gun misfired and didn’t hit me with a fatal shot,” story. Was mowing my lawn last fall, and because I hadn’t mowed it in two weeks and it had rained the previous night, it was long and damp, perfect for gumming up your mower. Every couple of rows or so, I’d have to stop the mower and clean the rims of clumped grass, mud, what have you. Normally, when you stop the mower when it’s full of grass, the blades are stopped quicker than usual by all the accumulated crud inside the rim. Well, after the mower began making some telling “clean me” noises, I stopped the mower, got around to the side, lifted it up and reached in to clean the rim out, only the blades hadn’t stopped moving. Blade whacked me in the fingers, and immediately, I knew something was up. I reluctantly looked to my hand expecting my fingers to be gone or hanging by skin, but instead, my gloves were cut and there was a deep-looking cut and some gnarly bruising and blood blisters on a couple of my fingers. Had one of my roommates take a look, and they determined that I would not need stitches. Other than the pad of my most-hit finger being numb for a month or so, my finger has healed and you can hardly see a scar. But had I not worn gloves or the blades were spinning ever so faster, at best, I would have broken my fingers and I’d likely need stitches.

@Softnsweetbb

4 жыл бұрын

moviemaster8510 hmm yeah no your fingers would’ve been gone. People don’t realize how delicate our bodies actually are

@KravenMoorehead674

3 жыл бұрын

While not as scary as your lawn mower near miss, I did something similar with a weed eater. I borrowed it from a buddy, and I didn’t know the throttle stuck. So it got a bunch of tall grass wrapped around it and I released the throttle and reached in to clear it. It was going full speed and when the lines hit my hand, it felt like I lost 3 fingers. I just held my hand in a fist for a bit until I worked up the nerve to look. There was a lot of bruising and some blood, but no fingers missing. The fingers stayed numb for a few hours though.

@isha9300

3 жыл бұрын

@@Softnsweetbb for reall

Unbeknownst to me and my mother at the time, I was having an allergic reaction to the tilapia I had eaten for dinner. Mom took me to the hospital when my skin turned red and I couldn't breathe. The doctor said I was literally minutes away from dying.

I grew up in Chicago, i was invited to a party when i was sixteen. Lomg story short i got a headache, stayed home and the party ended up getting shot up. 3 people died and 17 were injured several seriously.

My dad checked my phone my bro looked over and saw what was loading on safari lmao and quickly snatched it and deleted my search history so thank heavens.

@frosty_teacup

4 жыл бұрын

He's a real g

@kevin6988

4 жыл бұрын

Frosty Teacup ye

@ZlatanIbrahimovic-qr1ml

4 жыл бұрын

you have a great brother.

@kevin6988

4 жыл бұрын

Zlatan Ibrahimovic very grateful

@DrifterMW

4 жыл бұрын

Buy your brother a good food for that

Nothing will ever compare to my great-uncle’s story. He was a pilot during WW2; one day he was flying and reached down to pick up some maps. A bullet went through the glass exactly where his head had just been.

Bully: let's push this kid lmao Kid: flops to ground with new gained matrix powers to dodge bus Bus: im a bus lmao Shoddy school system: yeah you almost killed a kid or whatever you get 2 days detention

@montypigofthedoodleclan8659

4 жыл бұрын

"Im a bus lmao" Incredible commentary xD

@uiraideszen3223

4 жыл бұрын

The school system sounds terrible

@37rgbdwyehdh11

4 жыл бұрын

*IM A BUS IMAO*

@pdr_2703

4 жыл бұрын

*IM A BUS LMAO*

@37rgbdwyehdh11

4 жыл бұрын

That's the best comment I've ever seen.

I was born in my own fecal matter. Likely due to my moms doctor making her wait an extra week before inducing labor. My parents were told I was at a very high risk of infection, and may not survive the next 24 hours. Coincidentally, I'm turning 24 this year.

@Softnsweetbb

4 жыл бұрын

Keka Winter Star this happened to my nephew, he’s severely handicapped and brain damaged from eating his own feces. Deaf in one ear, can’t walk, stiff as a board or like a corpse in the rigor mortis stage of decomp. You really REALLY dodged a bullet.

@sukindiamuzik

4 жыл бұрын

but youre a furry so :/

@hypeninja4786

4 жыл бұрын

*Looks at the pfp* Yeah, you *_totally_* dodged a bullet

@kekawinterstar3000

4 жыл бұрын

@@sukindiamuzik Yeah, didn't turn out completely normal to some peoples social society standards because of my enjoyment of cartoon critters. Ah well :3 Your opinion matters! Just not to me :p

@taro2805

4 жыл бұрын

@@sukindiamuzik but your a bitch so.

When I was about 5 or 6, we were visiting my Grandmother, who lived about a mile from Lake Michigan. We went to the beach one day. I hadn't learned to swim yet, so I decided to see how far out I could wade instead. I was up to my neck when I tripped on something on the bottom of the lake, and couldn't regain my footing. In those days, when cartoons showed someone drowning, they would always go under three times. I literally got my head above water for a split second three times before my Dad pulled me out. I spent the rest of the day playing in the sand. I was never able to pay my Dad back for saving my life before he died. Still hoping to 'pay it forward'.

@alsween218

4 жыл бұрын

Trust me, you "payed" your dad back by living your life! I'm sure you wish you could have given him a steak dinner or done some kind of specific gesture that just said "thanks dad!" but that's not what it's about. Us dads just want to be there for our kids😊😙

@grass7864

4 жыл бұрын

That's very noble and I fully support you, but don't risk your life unnecessarily when you save another life, okay? Wait for the best time and place! (There are lifesaving donations, too...surgeries for kids overseas, insulin money, etc)

@ryley3593

4 жыл бұрын

☹️🥺

The biggest bullet I dodged was when I literally dodged a firework. Someone was careless 4th of July one year, the bottle rocket launcher tipped over, and it came flying right at me. Missed by a couple inches.

@gnarthdarkanen7464

4 жыл бұрын

Did most of my growing up in a big old ranch style house, two stories tall... Right next to the upstairs bathroom was a linen-closet, but we were never so high class, and for years just used it for storing crap we weren't using... This closet had a window, and during cold or unpleasant weather, I'd "snipe" at soda cans with BB-guns and the like from up there. It was sill childish sh*t mostly... THEN one summer, as partial pay for mowing around one of the little sales stands around town, I was getting fireworks... and a large box of everything from roman candles to bottle rockets, chains of various sized "poppers" and all manner of fiery, multi-colored, explosive and incendiary monstrosities piled up in that closet... waiting for something clever in my asinine opinions... THEN some of the guys found out and came over... and we started lighting the rockets and slinging them out the window... We were using slingshots to shoot M-80's and Cherry bombs out too... It was great and we were having a blast (too literally)... Until one of the guys tossed a rocket and it fired off RIGHT BACK IN THROUGH THE DAMN WINDOW!!! Suddenly from a space about twice the size of your average shower-stall, there was about half a dozen of us, scrambling and screaming and swearing at each other... all jammed into the doorway... in the midst of this, fireballs of various sizes were blasting out over head... bouncing out across the hard-wood floors... Rockets were screaming in multitudes of directions... chains of explosions were rattling off like machine guns... It was bloody chaos... AND one of the "Super XXX" size cartons of BB's was blown to pieces... a TIDAL WAVE of copper spheres went cascading out of the doorway and over the edge of the balcony down the stairs. Pants were on fire... shirts smouldering... one of the guys "Mark" had lost about a third of his hair, and I didn't have eyebrows again... while we finally made it free of the closet, and I yanked the door shut behind us... waiting for all hell breaking loose to finally quiet down. There were many "bullets dodged" that day. I mean, nobody died... BUT there were a similar number that simply could not be avoided... ...I was lucky not to be skinned alive for that little stunt... even if it was hilarious. ;o)

@woomeebly

4 жыл бұрын

Swap "someone" out for" my dad" and you have the whole scenario.

@cazualty9965

4 жыл бұрын

Me and my cousins shoot fireworks at each other every single year I have been hit with bottle rockets, firecrackers, and Roman candles they don’t hurt that bad.

@LendriMujina

4 жыл бұрын

CaZualty That makes me feel a lot better, actually. All this time I thought they would have blown me up like a freaking missile, but if that's not the case, maybe I can finally stop being so nervous around the darn things...

@cazualty9965

4 жыл бұрын

@@LendriMujina hell yeah big fireworks will still give you some pretty decent damage tho but the little ones dont hurt.

Oh man. Just a few weeks ago, I was driving home from an evening shift. Got off at 11pm. The plan was to head home, smoke a bowl, and chill out with my pet cat, Benny. Took the mostly empty highway with no issue, and reached my exit around 11:30pm. Stopped at a red light, with one car in front of me. Light turns green. The first fella makes his left turn, and I follow at a normal distance. Corner of my eye, I saw it. What every driver dreads to see. Two headlights gleaming, coming in HOT on the driver's side. I'll never forget that image. Well, the car must of missed me by centimeters (Canadian here). It barreled right behind me... The scariest part? When i saw him in my mirror? The car Just. Kept. Going. No brakes light, no swerve or nothing! It just kept driving. Speeding pretty hard too, at least 80-90km/hr in a 60 zone. Thought about life on the way home. All the good times. Family. Friends. My good little Benny Boi You know what I mean. "Not today." 💀

@isha9300

3 жыл бұрын

Wtf. The driver of that car was drunk or sumn

@randominternetman8177

2 жыл бұрын

Literally dodged a bullet.

@DirtyPrancing

2 жыл бұрын

I had a similar thing happen, except I hesitated at the green light, one car runs a red right in front of me. So then I start to go and the person next to me turning left literally saved my life - they started honking, I stopped, and bam - a second car runs the red millimeters from my front end. It was my closest call probably Also choice name for a cat. My dog is named Benny

I was in a government owned hotel in Kashmir, and on the day of our departure we left early and got onto our flight and left. After we got home , headlines had been made: The very same hotel we were staying at, had been attacked by terrorists , 30 minutes after we had left for the airport 🤯

6:50 dated a country girl like that back when I was overweight and had no self esteem. -130lbs later and I’m doing great 😂

@grass7864

4 жыл бұрын

Good for you! 👍

@isha9300

3 жыл бұрын

Nice bro

@qasw287

3 жыл бұрын

@@isha9300 thanks big dawg! I just got a new house!

@isha9300

3 жыл бұрын

@@qasw287 no problem man. Keep living your life!

@SA-ey6nt

2 жыл бұрын

Good job man, congrats. Everyone learns. Btw what df would 'spit Roasted' mean?+

I once hooked up with 2 girls on a night out. Coincidentally they were both called Monica. By the end of the night I had made up my mind to go home with Monica1 as she was the cutest and most interesting. So drunk me said loudly "Hey, Monica, do you wanna go back to your place?" Turned out Monica1, who I wanted to go home with, was just out of earshot, but Monica2 heard me and said yes. It was too awkward to correct her and say I didnt mean her, and I would feel like a pos if I said I'd rather get with the other girl. So I went home with Monica2. Turned out we hit it off and became friends with benefits for a month or so. All chilled and mutual. One month later Monica1 was admitted to the hospital were I work as a psychiatric nurse. She was a psycho with severe bipolar and personality disorder. Bullet dodged!

@HJ-ju1dn

4 жыл бұрын

Are you from the UK?

@crypie109

4 жыл бұрын

Hey, please don’t shame people for going into psychiatric wards. There’s nothing wrong with needing help.

@HJ-ju1dn

4 жыл бұрын

@@crypie109 I thought they were just saying that because she was mentally ill the relationship would have been hell and that they're glad they didnt enter it...? Was it the "bullet doged" bit that made you think they were shaming people for needing help?

@skyfrost_rouge1216

4 жыл бұрын

@@HJ-ju1dn I'm as confused as you

@bobsanderz3005

4 жыл бұрын

I married a Monica, pretty sure I got the wrong one 😜

Dodged bullet story: This takes place when I was just 7, I had learned to ride a bike not too long ago. Me and my dad would always ride together, and I thought of it as okay. I enjoyed spending the time with him, jut riding a bike (with training wheels on) was Just okay. Then, of course comes off the training wheels, and I hated it. I always fell, and I always came back from the biking trips with a scrape or two. But then I got used to it. I loved it: MO, I was obsessed with it. I rode all the time and found any excuse to go riding with my dad. And at some points, he wouldn't want to go, so I would just be riding in the front yard on the sidewalk or close to the side walk. As I got more comfortable, I noticed I could ride up and down slanted curbs. This too enlarged my obsession, and I would always look down when I would do it because I was still not the best at it. Then comes the day. I go out riding, usual day. My sister is watching over me as she grabs stuff from her car. I go up and down the sidewalk, and I near the neighbors. Keep in mind, I only looked down, and found no reason to look around for I'm on a sidewalk; I am safe, right? Then it hits me. Literally. One moment im fascinated by going up and down, then I'm laying sideways under a car, my vision black and blood in my mouth. I don't feel anything, and I can't move my left arm. I hear screaming. It's my sister. 2 minutes go by until 5 or 6 guys lift the car from my arm and drag me to safety. I look down and there's blood and brown stuff everywhere (my memory must be hazy as I saw brown substance with small cubes). Had I rode for a second more or less, the car coming out of my neighbour's driveway would have caused a fatal car accident. Yeah there's my story

*Veteran who got shot at by a tank* “This looks like a job for me”.

The one about the Vegas shooting is fake the golden knights first game was after

@yankees2864

4 жыл бұрын

Tyler howitt JUST GOING TO SAY THAT, waited for someone else, because the game was played at 7

@BirdTurdMemes

4 жыл бұрын

ObjectivelyInoffensiveUsername They get internet points

@Ethan-yx9ln

4 жыл бұрын

ObjectivelyInoffensiveUsername probably like a third of everything posted on reddit is made up. Place is a dump

@BirdTurdMemes

4 жыл бұрын

ObjectivelyInoffensiveUsername Yeah but the more internet points you get the cooler you are

@TheDrapetomanic

4 жыл бұрын

it's not even a very interesting lie...

OHHHHH BOY I have one. You remember the episode of South Park where butters had a shuriken/throwing star stuck in his eye? That was about 6 inches from being me. I bought a 4-pack of throwing stars back in high school at some Asian festival. They were different shapes and sizes, some with four points some with five. Most of them would consistently stick to any wooden surface, telephone poles, fence posts, even trees. But one day I was throwing at what must’ve been an extra hard tree from a “safe” 20 feet away... Threw a five point... stuck. Threw a four point... stuck Threw a five point... stuck Then I threw the last four point star which always gave me trouble. Btw I would throw them like a baseball pitch and spinning vertically. I have quite a good throwing arm. Normally when something flies at your face, your head has the best reflexes for dodging out of all your body parts. When I say this thing came back at me at the exact same speed I threw it the damn blade went RIGHT past the left side of my face before I could react (especially since I leaned into the throw and had zero expectation of this happening) I just stood there afterwards... picked up the three stars stuck in the tree, searched for the one that ricocheted, couldn’t find it, went back inside, and didn’t fuck with those again.

I saw a post that said: "When I was 14 I wanted to buy a fedora, but none of them fit me." Idk if it's in the video tho I'm still watching

I died, briefly, when I was 17. Lots of concussions (diagnosed) from my teens to my mid twenties. Really bad neck trauma at 23 and still going. Dodged life's machine gun fire.

It‘s strange how well some ppl know about their ex‘s life after the break up

when I was 10 years old, I was stupidly running around with A chopstick in my mouth. Fell on my face and *(thank the heavens)* the chopsticks only pierced a wound in my inside top jaw. Barely missing my uvula/back of my throat and possibly severely wounding me. Painful to eat for a good few months though. *I think about it everyday because I don't know how that was logically possible.....*

@aes4n

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh this reminded me of that umbrella stairs scene from an anime called another

@anti-roxas850

4 жыл бұрын

@@aes4n *DON'T REMIND ME!!!!* 😂 that scene was fucking awful

@aes4n

4 жыл бұрын

@All Might yep

@aes4n

4 жыл бұрын

@@anti-roxas850 hahaha damnnn didnt expect you knew abt it. I mean i definitely remembered it bcs it scarred me. Especially cause its my first few times watching anime

@anti-roxas850

4 жыл бұрын

@All Might Bingo

I had two job offers: one, I'll call A, looked like a chill job where i knew and kinda had a crush on one of their employees, the other, B, looked like a suit-and-tie office with super-high standards. However, A didn't match B's salary offer and i went with B. Two months later, A outsourced the department where i would have worked and B turned out to be an excellent job.

..Dodged another bullet when I was 14 years old. Was at a teen party when all of sudden the mother told everyone to leave. While my friends and I were leaving shots had rang out. Immediately I run for cover in the house but the door was being wedge by several people trying to get in too. Eventually I was able to get through the door and find some cover in the living room of the house. The guy was still shooting outside I wanna say for at least 2 min before he finally left. When I came outside I had to witness the aftermath.. Right next to the door I came in was a girl laying on the ground breathing very slowly but still breathing. Took what seemed like forever for the ambulance to get there. The Doctors say she was instantly brain dead on impact. Sadly there was nothing her family could do so they pulled the plug on her. RIP. Sierra Foster

I put myself through college without student loans or help from my folks. I'd started working for a major bank with a paid internship when I was only 15, so I learned a lot about the industry. I didn't take me long to realize that student loans were one huge trap that would take decades to pay off. So I just didn't get any. Everyone thought I was crazy at the time, but I knew better. My parents didn't help me, either; my dad was a deadbeat who was never around, and my mom lost my college fund on a bad investment. So I buckled down and worked 3 jobs. It was a brutal, ruthless lesson in self-discipline and focus. I sacrificed my social life to make it happen; most of the stuff people take for granted - going out to eat, seeing movies, eating ice cream - were and still are considered luxuries for me. I didn't sleep much, and my physical and mental health weren't doing too well, either. I didn't have much money when I graduated, _but I didn't owe anyone a cent._ I had to rebuild my finances almost completely from scratch after that. So I kept saving, investing, doing what I could. I never forgot the lessons I learned from that experience. I still work full time, but it's good to know I'm building towards something. After bills, investments, and savings, I can focus on what truly interests me, like books and traveling the world. I'm not rich by any means, but unlike most people my age, at least I'm not crushed under the weight of debt. All because of a decision I made over 20 years ago, and saw it through.

@rominagresely5366

4 жыл бұрын

You're the best. I wish I could've avoided those damn student loans. I'm not even doing what I went to school for.

@marvinsalvador4579

4 жыл бұрын

Awesome 👍🏽

@QuanticDreamer

4 жыл бұрын

Respect!!!

Almost getting gored by a buffalo in Yellowstone.

@jpeg.600x2

3 жыл бұрын

wtf how

Guy: tries to kill someone School: TwO dAy DeNtEnTiOn

I don't know if it was really a bullet dodged because young relationships usually don't last anyway but... I got involved with a guy in college who turned out to be severely mentally ill and I stuck it out longer than should have thinking if he just stuck with the program, he'd get better. Nope. I eventually cut my losses and he wound up homeless for a time but it was no longer my problem. Sounds heartless but I am neither a medical professional nor social worker. I wasn't going to burn myself down to keep someone else warm whom I grew to loathe.

Several. I was almost homeless last year, and if I had not decided to start the application process with the military (commissioning), then I would've been kicked out for sure by my pill loving dad. I didn't go in the military as they were going to war and meeting their quota with enough priors that my ass was the bottom of the stack every time. Because of the lack of attention from the recruiter and the fact that my father thought I was gettings six-figure position was able to get back to my old house when my mother realized that she couldn't do shit in her old age. Broke it off with Dad after a heated conversation that resulted in me getting a switch, car, and mattress as a result of having to live in his basement for a year while working two jobs and going to school full time. Shit sucked. I got yelled at both work and every level of the recruiting process you could imagine for appearing unprofessional. Still, what the military and work didn't know didn't hurt them as I had bigger things to worry about. I got away scot-free when home life was starting to settle down with their bullshit, and I was able to get my life back in order long enough for me to go back for grad school and get a slightly better job in the process.

@marlonmontelhiggins8570

4 жыл бұрын

scot-free*

@Kraggathor

4 жыл бұрын

@@marlonmontelhiggins8570 Good point. The grammar and sentence structure sucks!

@_.BlackArmor._

4 жыл бұрын

I'm glad it worked out despite the mess

@Kraggathor

4 жыл бұрын

@@_.BlackArmor._ I know, right?

One time when my dog Bailey was about 3 or 4 months old, my dad and brothers took her up on a guys trip to Wisconsin (we have a cabin/property up by the UP that we go up to every year). One day, they were doing some work out in the yard, and then one of them noticed that Bailey had something in her mouth. They started to approach her, but because she was a puppy and a bitch, Bailey thought it was a game and started running around the yard. Eventually my cousin Ryne tackled her and found that she had eaten the rat poison in the garage. After a panicked phone call to the vet, they were advised to get some hydrogen peroxide and put a couple drops down her throat. One of them ran to the store and came back with hydrogen peroxide, trying to figure out how many drops to give her. My uncle (who was slightly intoxicated) grabbed the bottle, opened it up, and poured it down her throat. After a minute she threw up, and there was some green in her puke, so they were all relieved and celebrated by getting jacked up. About 15 minutes later, Bailey puked again, and out came a huge chunk of rat poison that was sitting in her stomach. Bailey is now six years old and she is a very good girl

2008: We moved up farther north after my mother got remarried and we moved out of our grandmother's place; this was the end of 8th grade. Three years later, my mother told me that some people broke into her house and stole a bunch of stuff, including a fancy TV. This was winter season 2011, when I was a high school senior ready to graduate in 2012. I wouldn't have imagined my stuff being robbed if we still lived there, but at the same time, I'd be pissed. Plus, she couldn't afford surveillance and there were no witnesses; she and my great-grandmother were at church on a Sunday morning (as usual) when the burglary occurred. Police called, but simply asked her to file a report because there was no evidence proving that any of the neighbors did it. So all of her stuff is now a lost cause while I still have my belongings safe with me. Bullet dodged.

Almost got tricked into joining the Marines when I was in college 😭

WW2 soliders sitting in trenches nearly being hit with a mortar strike.

Just moved into a new house and there was a snowstorm I heard some creaking so went to look out the window and saw nothing, had to use the restroom and right as I walked away from the front door the roof of the front porch collapsed, had I not gotten the urge to pee I would've been crushed

@phantomvampyressshadowkiss4690

4 жыл бұрын

That is lucky

the flapjack one was the best story there

My mom was supposed to go to the concert the night of the Station Nightclub Fire, but my younger sister ended up getting sick so my mom stayed home to take care of her. The next morning when she heard the news, she couldn't believe it. Every time I passed the memorial for it, I thought about how my mom was almost there.

My friend was trying to get me to go to a party with her and her friend but I was too tired and decided to stay in. The next day she tells me there was gun shots at the party. She didnt know if anyone got hurt though

When I was a kid I dodged and angry turkey.

@phantomvampyressshadowkiss4690

4 жыл бұрын

Turkeys are mean sometimes

@yaids9352

4 жыл бұрын

The duck chased by the turkey.....??

I fully broke one of my vertebrae and fractured some others around in an accident where a beam fell on my back, I was sent to a hospital in my city, they said I was fine and just needed rest, some days later, I still wasn't good, I was loosing blood all around and had a choice to go to the capital city of my country to be healed or to stay there, I chose to go to the capital and when I got checked in the hospital my doctor was shocked, there were parts of bones around and he did a surgery on me, after the surgery he said that if I stayed in the hospital in my city one day longer I would have been paralyzed from the waist down. I thank that Doctor so much, and that's my story of how I dodged a giant bullet.

Got three almost death stories. 1/ I set my legs on fire with acetone. Was seconds away from having to lose both legs. Took 10 months to get back to running and walking normally. Now I do parkour. 2/ crushed fingers in my garage because of a counterweight. Managed to keep them all except for the distal phalanx of my right ring finger. Almost bled to death that day. 3/ almost falling of a cliff, managed to stay on cos I got a grip out of luck. This was in Greece. Trying to reach a natural pool, broke off the rock beneath me, got scraped up pretty good as I was just wearing swimming shorts. Also I’ve been in 22 places during some sort of bad event, mostly shootings. The most recent one was with my roommate, going to his city, which is really tame, and never has any crime at all. Suddenly someone gets stabbed halfway through my stay ( which was for one day) .

Fairly recent. Boarding an international flight with an outgoing domestic connection. We have loaded all the checkable baggage onto the plane, and just as we placed our carry-on overhead baggage on the scales, the desk attendant noticed it was 12kg - 4kg too heavy, and we had to scramble to lighten the lid of each suitcase. However it was the wheel of the heavy checked baggage that was touching the carry on overhead baggage that skewed the results: all were at 8kgs and therefore admissible for the flight. Same can’t be said for me smuggling three extra bed socks and a change of shirt in my jeans to spite my significant admin’s packing process - without noticing. The weight, understandable, but it’s nothing if you underpack the essentials (underpants especially) and end up running out if you don’t know how to launder them. Significant admin was steaming mad, and although was right to shame me over said smuggling of the shirt and socks, security officers let me past, and at least this was my only passive aggressive spite over being a little over ready for the trip. I still have the bed socks (three!) and hope to use them with the soft slippers soon to prolong their usage between washes. Packing smart and within the rules is one thing, but having others decide what you can and can’t have (of your clothes and your electronics), that’s an extra ibuprofen pill to take. If I ever get medical and psychological clearance to finally travel the world without significant admin getting under my skin, well, test me, real world!

I just want ONE story about someone dodging an actual bullet

The bullet I once dodged was when I was leaving a shopping mall and going to my parents house. I called my parents to tell them I was comming over. I could have taken the highway or the backroads. I decided to take the backroads. There was no reason for my choice. Sometimes I take one way and sometimes I take the other. While driving, the sky got dark and let loose with a downpour of hail. It was so bad that I had to pull over because I couldn't see. I pulled into a parking lot and waited it out. When it eased up, I went on my way. By the time I got to my parent's home the sky was sunny. My brother ran out of my parent's house and yelled, "Thank God you're ok." He then told me there was a major accident on the highway. It was on the news. I went inside and saw a 30 car pileup on TV. If I had taken the highway, I would have been a part of that pileup.

I live in Cincinnati and was there during the windstorm I appreciate the story so Ill share one of my own, my stepmom was standing where a tree was if I hadn’t called out and warned her she would’ve been crushed right there instead of running up the stairs like she did

About 20 years ago at a family friends 4th of July. They had an above ground pool with deck. Being a stupid kid, I ran to jump in and my feet slid out from underneath. My head was less than an inch from crashing into the deck. Thankfully I landed in the water… I still remember staying submerged thinking of how close I was to possibly dying. Also my first job. We were making bio fuel, and a co worker was smoking near touts of fuel. I was 18 at the time and told the guy he shouldn’t smoke near the fuel. He proceeded to put his hand in a tout with a lot lighter and the fumes ignited… burning his hand badly.. Thankfully the gas’s burned off. And the mixture itself didn’t explode. His hand healed surprisingly well. Live by the golden rule and be careful everyone 😇👍🏻

2:39 I'm willing to bet that guys from BC.

@tobiasisaac6996

4 жыл бұрын

care to elaborate? im a bit confused.

@chrisscott6254

4 жыл бұрын

Eh? In Canada? What’s that aboot?

@ianbonnar1801

4 жыл бұрын

@@tobiasisaac6996 Its a long story. I might've known that guy though.

@chrisscott6254

4 жыл бұрын

Ian Bonnar Actually, I’m also Canadian. I also live in BC

when I moved to canada we looked at a house and we loved it but the basement was dark so we didnt notice some stuff. we made an offer and the owners tried to jack up the price and we looked back at the house. since it was brighter we could see the basement walls were terrible and they had giant scratch marks everywhere.

Got hit by a car, sprained my ankle and it healed in 5 weeks. I could have died.

15:53 You shouldn't drink OR dye your hair while pregnant.

@DearShion

4 жыл бұрын

I don't think she cared about her baby...

@nickb8507

4 жыл бұрын

Why can’t you dye your hair? Will your scalp absorb the chemicals?

@PoodleParti

4 жыл бұрын

@@nickb8507 Yes. and your lungs.

@thatoneguy2654

4 жыл бұрын

rand0mn33ss I think that if she was pregnant the boyfriend had to drink and dye his hair. But if she wasn’t them she has to drink and dye her hair

@rand0mn33ss

4 жыл бұрын

@@nickb8507 That was the idea in the past I believe, but I actually just looked it up and now doctors are saying the chemical absorption into your body wouldn't be enough to harm the baby, so I guess that's changed.

Back in high school, we were supposed to skip school, 5guys, 5,girls, I didn't skip, they got to swapping, they all ended up with an STD, not me.

@darkmode2468

4 жыл бұрын

Simps and thots got what they deserved.good on you man

The biggest bullet dodge was when I was in an American school. Damn I swear I dodged a whole magazine of those things.

1 new item added to my personal lexicon: "spit-roasted"

I ended up cutting my leg open on a rusty piece of playground equipment when I was a kid. My leg got swollen and red but we ended up waiting a day or two to see if went back to normal. Well it didnt so my parents took me to the ER and turns out I had a Strep A infection in my leg and had to go into surgery immediately. I was hospitalized for weeks and went through 3 surgeries to completely remove the infection. Had I waited just one more day they would've had to amputee half my entire leg

@abd-qadirgilani8871

4 жыл бұрын

Who waits DAYS to see if one's injury heals after being cut with something RUSTY? AFAIK such injuries are an immediate visit to the ER if what wounded you is rusty. Rust is dangerous, yo.

@davisjphotos

4 жыл бұрын

@@abd-qadirgilani8871 Mate fucking relax jesus lol I was 7 years old and probably poorly explained to situation to my parents and failed to mention anything about rust 😂 take a chill pill

@colossalc5219

4 жыл бұрын

@@davisjphotos No he's right, that's pretty fucking dumb. It's rusty if course it's gonna cause infection, and the parents didn't ask where you cut your leg at in the park? What the hell.

@grass7864

4 жыл бұрын

Jesus, dude. Just for any future parents out there, if an open wound swells up and turns red, the ONLY option left at that point is to seek medical attention. The sooner the better! That's a serious infection, and it's HIGHLY unlikely to go away without antibiotics or similar.

@grass7864

4 жыл бұрын

@@davisjphotos Nah, I don't think anybody's blaming you. You were just a kid. Your parents were very careless, though. I don't know their situation at the time, but clear signs of infection quickly become a matter of life and death.

My experience would be that one time on my birthday. I literally skipped school for it because I planned to prepare for the simple celebration with my friends in a restaurant at the mall. I picked them up and told them where I planned to treat them and they just went along with the plans but for some reason I changed my mind a booked a different resto just near the campus and not at the mall. A few hours in the resto, we saw facebook posts about the mall in a fire accident and half of the building and properties was damaged including the resto I had planned to go prior. That birthday could have turned for the first.

Ooh! I have one! About a year ago, I had pains in my hip, in the joint that connects my hip and upper leg. At first I thought it was achy bones because it was so cold, but it progressively got worse, to the point where I could bend my upper leg without extreme pain. I got taken to a hospital near my small town, and they checked me and said that I probably had a bruised muscle and it would go down in a few days. it got waaay worse. Eventually, my mom took me to a new hospital they built in the city. They checked my blood and told me that my blood showed signs of a staph infection, and that my hip joint was full of Pus and gunk, hence the reason it hurt so bad. They sent me to a bigger hospital in the wee-woo van, and hooked me up to some powerful antibiotics to fight it. Had to have 2 surgeries to remove the stuff Inside my joint too. the whole month that I was stuck inside the hospital sucked. Anytime I fell asleep and my leg relaxed and slightly moved, I woke up screaming because it hurt so much! Nearly died from it too if it weren’t from mom going with her instinct and taking me to another hospital. We thought about suing the other hospital but decided not to.

I got a story. My ex gf was one of the typical Bible Belt types, always preaching about Jesus and whatnot. She broke up with me the summer before my freshman year of college so she could be with her childhood friend. Turns out she'd been secretly talking with him behind my back, but it didn't really matter since she can never have children due to PCOS, a condition that has slowly made her barren. Her parents also divorced shortly after our breakup. I don't feel sorry for her anymore. I've moved on and am about to receive my B.A, a supplement to my real education when I attend technical school for skill trades.

Video: " I chose B, an-" My BT earphones: *BUUMM* "BATTERY LOW" Me: *smiles and laughs*

11:30 reminded me of a fantasy story where two people were in a shed during a storm, and a bunch of trees fell over like dominoes, BUT a literal GHOST pushed the last tree to the side, saving them! 14:30 reminds me of a "Darwin Award" story where a crook stole an old gun from a WW2 veteran and tried to use it in a robbery. but it also had old ammunition, which caused what's known as a "hangfire", a delayed shot. the idiot LITERALLY looked down the barrel...

When I was really young, like 7 or so, I suddenly had a bout of serious vomiting and diarrhoea, my father initially thought it was just a stomach bug, so it was left for two days. On day 3, my mother gets the feeling that something worse is going on, so she takes me to see a doctor, the doctor's first words were basically, "Go to a hospital, now", which she does. I ended up in the hospital for roughly two months and was basically down to skin and bone at one point, never found out what it was, but the doctors who treated me at the hospital suspected Giardia (a waterborne parasite), which is odd for a kid living in suburban Australia to get. So if my mother continued doing what my father wanted (thank fucking god she didn't, still hate that piece of shit) I'd most likely be dead, or suffer worse long-term effects than I do already. Thanks to that, my immune system (still) is pretty weak, I get sick quite easily and take longer than I did before the incident to recover (As in prior to the hospital stay, I'd take maybe 2-3 days to get over a cold, now it can persist for well over a week), but quite frankly, I'd gladly take that over dying.

Brother and I were learning about driving. Our mother was driving her car when she asked one of us, "Who wants to drive us home?" My brother offered and as he took the wheel, coincidentally my stepfather was in another car and looked at him dead in the eye, giving my brother a face full of shock---none of us knew he was coming home after a few errands, so when we got home after driving class, my stepdad chewed him off for not having insurance and that he wasn't supposed to be behind the wheel. I overheard him later lament that he should have never taken the wheel in the first place. So I guess one of us would dodge that bullet, and I was the one who avoided the wrath of my stepdad, at least for now. (Yeah, he did see me also, but I was in the backseat, so he didn't think too much about it)

Once i was on a hike and something literaly growled at me through some bushes i just started running bacwards and screaming like crazy until I found someone who was left behind from the group. I was told it was either a wild pig protecting its babies or a cougar idk if i dodged a bulet but anyways it gave me the chills.

Death bullets dodged... When I was 16, I was in bed very ill and somehow managed to walk downstairs late at night to tell my parents something was really wrong before I slipped into unconsciousness. From the bits and pieces I heard after that I was rushed to hospital and diagnosed with a vicious viral injection. If I had stayed in bed that night, the dr said I probably wouldn’t have woken up the next day. Last year my husband had stomach pains that sent him to a&e. He was misdiagnosed and sent home. By the next morning I insisted we had to go back. He was instantly diagnosed with appendicitis, and once in surgery they had to open him from above his bellybutton to his groin, as it had turned gangrenous. After surgery his liver and kidneys started failing and his wound went septic, forcing them to open him up and allow the wound to drain using a vac pump over the next months. If he hadn’t gone back to the hospital when he did, he would have been in serious serious trouble. My eldest daughter has a stupidly high pain threshold. By the time we realised something was wrong she was in agony and passing blood. She was rushed in and diagnosed with ulcerative colitis, then later Crohn’s disease, autoimmune hepatitis and rheumatoid arthritis. Any longer without medical care her liver would have failed and she would have lost a lot of blood, and tissue would have begun dying. Her conditions are now well controlled 4 years later. We haven’t had much luck over the years 😂

@kirstyburston2912

4 жыл бұрын

Beka Rex holy hell thats a nightmare of mine

@Beka_Rex

4 жыл бұрын

The prospect of going to bed and not waking up? Yeah it’s scary when you learn you dodged that

Drove to a party late at night - had half a key of coke, an ounce of weed, scales, bags, cash. Got to party - cops already broke it up so we had to leave. Driving home around 2am and was pulled over, I’m taken out of the car and interrogated by an eager rookie who smelled blood in the water. I’m parrying every question like a boss and was almost let go, but my license was suspended: I’m arrested and put in the back of the car. I had three passengers with me so several cops were going to my car to search. I’m praying hard, asking Mother Mary to intercede for me, miraculously the moment before they opened the passenger side door where they’d easily find the felony drug stash, at the last second they get an emergency call over their radios and run back to their cars, set me free and said “I don’t want to see you drive that fucking car” - and they left fast like lightning. This was in 2006....I’d still be in prison. I thank God everyday, thank the blessed virgin mother of Jesus everyday, and made good on my vow to never sell drugs again.

This gave me even worse anxiety and paranoia

I was 4 years old, i was in my mom car and we were going home because a storm started, in a moment a giant tree falls down, my mom acelerate and pass the tree, the car was destroyed in the back side

@lucasanguineti7099

4 жыл бұрын

Sorry for the ortography i speak spanish

@videobrosproductions717

4 жыл бұрын

@@lucasanguineti7099 its ok

@michiv4475

4 жыл бұрын

Debió de asustarte mucho :0

@lucasanguineti7099

4 жыл бұрын

@@michiv4475 estuve llorando durante una hora

Kid walks in with a sore ear Hospital: we'll get to you as soon as possible and make sure you're ok Woman walks in with an EXPLODED appendix and has 24 hours to live Hospital: naa can't be bothered dealing with this mess, would rather the easier stuff.

"I hate my stomach, and it hates me" Thats my life.

7 months pregnant, walking along the sidewalk, next to a tall building on the Navy base in Norfork, Va. It was quite windy outside. I heard a slight noise, looked up, and jumped back. A large piece of heavy metal roofing material had come off, and crashed right in front of me. If I hadn't jumped, it would have killed me.

14:30 yeah as an avid shooter and a semi-decent handyman that shit made me cringe. Big oof to them and I'm really glad they're ok

@texasred2702

3 жыл бұрын

Had a guy in boot camp look down the barrel of an actual gun that jammed during a range exercise. They probably heard our company Commander yell in downtown San Diego. Fortunately it stayed jammed and the guy ended up in an admin rate. He was book smart but a menace when it came to anything involving moving parts.

Almost being pressured into marriage, my last ex wanted to be married to me a little too quickly in the relationship, all I wanted was us to be more stable financially ( we were living with her parents in their house) not unreasonable I think but she just couldnt handle it, eventually she came to me with an ultimatum: either I marry her within 6 months or she was marrying her best friend (who was female) and was serious about it, so I wished her luck with her lesbian engagement to her friend and shrugged it off, this didnt go over well as she revealed her true crazy self before I broke it off altogether Dodged a crazy bullet

9:53 This kind of reminds me of a girl in high school who slipped on ice, hit her head and died on the spot. It was on the news and everything. R.I.P Highschool Girl

The last time my mom's side of the family planned a vacation, I wanted to stay home because I tend to get overwhelmed in crowds. My mom eventually admitted that it was a good thing I didn't go because she told me all kinds of unfortunate factors caused the vacation to appear a little difficult to enjoy. The whole time I was home I took care of the pets and completed chores around the house in a patient manner.

8:00 bro I think I died. When I was about 12 I had some insane like most pain I’ve ever been in to this day stomach pain that I called “Titanasaur sickness” I was into ark survival evolved at the time I literally at certain points had to get up and roll on the floor screaming had lots of trouble getting comfortable and could hardly eat anything. Best time of my life because I got that laziness feeling that was worth it all

I used to be one of the popular kids in school I came out as gay and started acting super fem stopped hanging out with the “cool kids” one who was my best friend ended up getting caught with hella drugs and his friends to glad I left them before I got wrapped up in that shit

@blacksheep9772

3 жыл бұрын

Good for you

Almost got my eye cut. I was on my bed with my head sideways. As soon as I blinked, I felt my cat scratch my eyelid. I didnt think nothing at first , but then started to realize what would have happened if I blinked a second later.

Are we not gonna talk about how the bully nearly murdered him and only got detention?