"He realized I spoke Spanish; so he made me fire his housekeeper. She was Polish."

@kingjacko302

5 жыл бұрын

I still think this is the funniest line delivered on Tv

@sarwadsarwad

3 жыл бұрын

@@kingjacko302 i think it is a play on the office

@IsaiahRichards692

5 ай бұрын

@@kingjacko302”Captain of the 69th Precinct.” -Keith “The Vulture” Pembroke

There is definitely some unspoken sexual chemistry between the Vulture and Boyle

@minahlee1863

5 жыл бұрын

YES! BE SHIPPING BOYLE AND THE VULTURE MORE THAN ROSA AND THE VULTURE

@MettalicMario99

5 жыл бұрын

For real

@erin-qv9kw

5 жыл бұрын

Oh 100%

@Notquitekris

5 жыл бұрын

Sure whatever you say j.k Rowling.

@TheSatanash666

5 жыл бұрын

Omg I can't unsee it and now im shipping them😂😂

Vulture is the worst, but i gotta admit he always shows up with style

@p.atrick.

5 жыл бұрын

True

@hitanshupatel8593

5 жыл бұрын

Relatable af

3 жыл бұрын

you gotta see him as ryan oreily in oz then he is great character

@zeynepbbayar

3 жыл бұрын

@ manipulative af

3 жыл бұрын

@@zeynepbbayar i like manipulative characters they add the great buildup of a Twist or very interesting to watch scenes other people are just classic and boring imo

Even the bad people on this show are such funny characters.

@thecrimsonwrath1337

5 жыл бұрын

iReece4498 true

@stgm

5 жыл бұрын

Bad people in comedies are very often funny.

@itaytiomkin

5 жыл бұрын

1000 Likes

@NapQueen96

5 жыл бұрын

They aren’t 1 dimensional characters which makes them interesting

@nuttyboy7004

4 жыл бұрын

Even gus (the criminal in the first clip) was hilarious

The last two percent is the hardest to get. That's why they leave it in the milk. That logic is impeccable.

@agnieszkamarks2112

4 жыл бұрын

Attila The Hun can’t argue with that

@Zimzamzoom95

4 жыл бұрын

Vivaan Kumar pure sexiness more like

@mainaccount7585

4 жыл бұрын

I need to use that line lol

@savnilad1116

3 жыл бұрын

Can someone tell me what does that line even mean?

@Jc_12368

3 жыл бұрын

@Gandalf in Heels no like what does it mean in the context of milk?

"Lucky for you, this coat's made outta whale skin!" I love how evil he is.

@The_Republic_of_Ireland

4 жыл бұрын

That's evil how?

@akedus44

4 жыл бұрын

@@pandasloth2198 Not explicitly evil, more like, to imply how much of an uncaring douchebag he is.

@Zimzamzoom95

4 жыл бұрын

The Republic Of Ireland you don't see anything evil about supporting the extinction of highly intelligent mammals?

@The_Republic_of_Ireland

4 жыл бұрын

@@Zimzamzoom95 pal as long as human beings are safe I could care less about animals, no matter how endangered they are

@fellinuxvi3541

4 жыл бұрын

@@The_Republic_of_Ireland That's evil. Also, couldn't* care less.

vulture: feeling sexy huh? charles: yeah i feel sexy vulture: yeah you look sexy charles: you know i do loved this

@poltronafrau

6 жыл бұрын

watch out for that door

@cl5838

6 жыл бұрын

00:48-00:55 you can cut the sexual tension with a knife

@vua.nguyen9880

6 жыл бұрын

chai mikaelson i

@raine-time

6 жыл бұрын

Yo how much you bench, seriously?

@Budagrande

6 жыл бұрын

Clarissa Lee Hahaha yep that exchange kills me everytime

Skully butt dialed me *yesterday* , and he still hasn't hung up. Dying.

@zahraali2858

2 жыл бұрын

Dies*

@CornholioPuppetMaster

Жыл бұрын

So is skully

@ellaanimates

11 ай бұрын

@@CornholioPuppetMasteruncalled for 😂💀

Perp: I killed that guy and his neighbour but you were to late Jake: Wait you killed his neighbour?

@josmith6118

3 жыл бұрын

2.3K lol

@thelambsauce1701

3 жыл бұрын

Sorry to be that person but too*

@aaravjohri5166

3 жыл бұрын

@@thelambsauce1701 cry

@Amel1a_Mimi

2 жыл бұрын

What ep was that

@danibenito03

Жыл бұрын

That “perps” name is Gus get it right😡😡

One thing I won't do is fart in church. This is God's house. *throws cigarette in the fountain*

@LettuceBunnies

4 жыл бұрын

OH GOD

@riptheguys3635

3 жыл бұрын

Dani Nagy yep cheers for letting me know

@BRN497

3 жыл бұрын

🚬

@eyeam7183

3 жыл бұрын

😂🤣😆

@beelzebubcrumpethorn

3 жыл бұрын

The janitor needs some smokes you know?

"And out of the Tear Gas, rises the Phoenix"

@JohnDemetriou

6 жыл бұрын

That was actually badass :)

@clementnade972

6 жыл бұрын

could have been funnier if he says "The Vulture"

@roig8

4 жыл бұрын

That little laugh at the end is what it makes even better

@theshaikhayaan

2 жыл бұрын

Vulture is pretty damn hot ngl

@itsyaboiskyler2519

2 жыл бұрын

No kidding but it was a very badass line

“I got a wolf that I killed in Utah” “I’m pretty sure that’s a dog” “Yah it was dark”

@larkeyyy4942

5 жыл бұрын

He said “yeah it was a dog”

@masanetthomas8586

5 жыл бұрын

@@larkeyyy4942 nope

@benjimain6

4 жыл бұрын

@@larkeyyy4942 dark

@jsbart96

4 жыл бұрын

tears hahah

@keri1981

4 жыл бұрын

@@larkeyyy4942 It was dark!

“It’s like you’re not even trying to confess!”

I can’t believe there was no Gina/Vulture interaction...I wonder how that would’ve gone down?!

@PatrickHavilah

5 жыл бұрын

It's like divide by zero

@dolove8490

5 жыл бұрын

An unstoppable force encounters an unmovable object

@marlongarytan8595

4 жыл бұрын

@@dolove8490 Which one is which?

@WarioLandIV

4 жыл бұрын

Both are Gina

@sirocco2810

4 жыл бұрын

We're all Gina.

I love the Vulture’s admiration of Terry’s physique haha ‘Yo, how much you bench? Seriously’ ‘You’ll be out there working as a model. Cause, well you know, you’re shredded and I respect that.’

@xxxdumbwordstupidnumberxxx4844

4 жыл бұрын

I mean, he's not wrong.

@CALH99

4 жыл бұрын

That last one was hilarious. Always gets me.

@justsomeguy1014

4 жыл бұрын

Don’t we all admire Terry’s physique

@jasperpj8804

3 жыл бұрын

i like to think he's fully aware that terry could crush him so he has the intelligence not to get on his bad side somehow

@knockdadeathstroke3799

2 жыл бұрын

@@justsomeguy1014 personally I don't. Its easy to achieve that physique with PEDs that Terry is on. Nothing impressive about a roided body tbh.

5:07 The Vulture looks so devastated when he says to Jake, "I bet you don't even like nipslips"

'This next song is called moms in the shower', lmfao

@razzle2429

5 жыл бұрын

I love how Scully and Hitchcock immediately start headbanging to that :D

@pandaboi8265

4 жыл бұрын

Is it an actually song bcs it pretty dope

@elektroedi1266

4 жыл бұрын

@@pandaboi8265 i dont know i would need it too

The vulture is one of those characters who you must hate at the same time love.

@kelhouechielie2033

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I hated him at first but he kinda grows on you lol especially the episode where he was their captain🤣🤣

@megmorningstar4250

2 жыл бұрын

he's the one you love to hate xD

" once again Scully's butt is the downfall of this precinct " always makes me laugh so bad !

“Trust me.. I’m very familiar with the sexual harassment guidelines.” 😆😆

I love when he says “ DISmissed”

“I’m your new captain” “Nooo” “Eughh” “This is bad” “Still hot” 😂

@bobbyb2749

Жыл бұрын

Impostor!

My best quote from him is “Tell him I am Liam Neeson and he is my hot dumb daughter” while Jake is hostage in a retail store .

"I can learn to love nip slips..?" "No. Either you like them, or you don't" - the writing on this show was top tier

"It was a figure of speech, detective Stupidago." Always kills me

@isaac-vb1ng

7 ай бұрын

Stupidago haha

hitchcock and scully jamming to the vultures band always gets me crack up

@niharikakhullar7675

2 жыл бұрын

Same 🤣. They are so into it.

“I knew you were faking it. I bet you don’t even like nip slips.” Kills me everytime

“Once again Scully’s butt is the downfall of this precinct” I can’t 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@megmorningstar4250

2 жыл бұрын

i want to know the first time 😂

"God owed me a favor, case solved" 😂

@dharam149

10 ай бұрын

Lmao 😂😂😂😂

You know that if you hate a character meant to be hated, the actor is doing an amazing job

"You only get one shot at your dead brothers widow." Words to live by.

@dord4453

Жыл бұрын

💀💀💀

@chrissuave92

Жыл бұрын

@@dord4453 Hunter Biden. Truth is stranger than fiction.

Should be called "Worst of the Vulture"

@skiirad7149

6 жыл бұрын

Sailor Man agreed

@65MaX73

6 жыл бұрын

I mean, no matter how bad he was in the show, the actor killed it.

@its3Dinmymind

6 жыл бұрын

Sailor Man best of the worst

@thecrimsonwrath1337

5 жыл бұрын

Sailor Man agreed

@baldmidget2139

5 жыл бұрын

no u

I like how they destroy his marriage later.

@mfc3553

5 жыл бұрын

Engagement, and he deserved that.

@TheBeastr

5 жыл бұрын

That woman he was engaged to didn't and doesn't need to have him ruin her life

@syd2698

5 жыл бұрын

Wut when?! Which episode was that

@ayezahbilgrami7057

5 жыл бұрын

Syd lol I think they accidentally spoiled it for you

@marcoboscarol2420

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheBeastr who gives a damn about her its about "shooting down" the Vulture XD

0:48 - 0:56 THIS IS MY FAVOURITE SCENE IN B99 NOTHING CAN CHANGE THIS FROM THE WAY THEY LOOK AT EACHOFHER AS SOON AS CHARLES WALKS INTO THE ROOM PLS AND IF U LOOK PURELY AT GINA’S FACE IN THAT SCENE

@timoshi119

6 ай бұрын

Definitely feels improvised

The vulture is a bad guy and all, but he's kinda cool sometimes

@jimmy_the_squid9456

4 жыл бұрын

The tear gas walk was badass

@MrUndersolo

4 жыл бұрын

That’s right, ding-dong!

"Is this a police station or a toilet, 'cuz all i see is turds." My all time favourite quote xD

He’s probably one of the coolest jerk in tv shows

@dharam149

10 ай бұрын

He and todd packer😂

Out of everything The Vulture has done, the absolute worst is his disrespect of Captain Holt. That man has dragged himself through the NYPD with every hand turned against him and he has 20 times the ability of The Vulture

@veenarandive-2353

5 жыл бұрын

20 more like 700

@obsidianwarrior5580

4 жыл бұрын

Or ya know murdering a dog might somehow be a lil worse than that

@zahrah8512

4 жыл бұрын

Obsidian Warrior Yeah no

@chickonwings5482

2 жыл бұрын

It's actually a very interesting scene. I'd argue that it's the first time we've seen Holt completely shut down by someone in a higher rank than him. Sure he had Wuntch against him, but their history allows Holt to actually talk back and fight against her. With the Vulture he's got nothing. The writers did a good job by making this an odd scene by watching a very demanding and ruthless leader like Holt get slammed down and silenced by The Vulture. It's a very uncomfortable scene and sad to see Raymond Holt silenced. Good job from the writers and actors who executed this scene

Dean Winters is so underrated. What a talent!

The crook confessing just to beat the Vulture has to be one of the funniest moments in the show 😂😂

Wussup dingdongs

@sebbe91

6 жыл бұрын

lmao

We going to ignore the fact that he called Amy a “Foxy ma”. Like, he’s not wrong but never disrespect the Queen of the Nine-Nine. “Stay Foxy” “Die lonely”

I love how the Vulture is the Umbridge of our fandom xD

@Coolbillion

6 жыл бұрын

This comment came close to ruining B99 for me

@MountMister

6 жыл бұрын

Umbridge of our what? fukin hell man

@sagarjog975

5 жыл бұрын

and Santiago is Hermione

@thecrimsonwrath1337

5 жыл бұрын

Putaquepaja so true

@aidancarlin8881

5 жыл бұрын

No way , wuntch is umbridge , they’re both pure evil Vulture is lovable , something that can’t be said for the other two

I imagine a future where Jake is Captain of a precinct and the Vulture is his archnemesis like Wuntch vs Holt.

I love Boyles reaction at "Me telling you to eat my farts" 😂 the little things in this show kill me

Neutral Evil 😈 I love the character. Such a funny antagonist character.

@TheNomnomnommer

6 жыл бұрын

naw, dude's classic lawful evil, uses the law as an excuse for personal gains

Vulture and Doug Judy are my favourite recurring characters.

@megmorningstar4250

2 жыл бұрын

IDK, at some point DOUG JUDY - THE PONTIAC BANDIT got boring for me 😂

Yessss, literally my favourite character, He’s honestly the funniest, I remember him playing a henchman in John Wick and he acted so differently. Same with holt, he was in “salt” and was such a serious guy. I love these guys

@caguioaness

6 жыл бұрын

You should watch 30 Rock. He's basically the Vulture there too, and just as funny and despicable and awesome lol

@yeaboiii3057

6 жыл бұрын

despicable is the perfect way to describe him, especially when he talked about trying to sleep with his brothers widow

@inespatrick2243

6 жыл бұрын

Criss might be Liz's nicest boyfriend, but Dennis will always be the funniest

@bigfellowjamarcus6271

6 жыл бұрын

Yea Boii If im not mistaken he was in law and order svu too right?

@cruachan1191

5 жыл бұрын

Great in Rescue Me as Denis Leary's brother as well. Despite this being the best of the Vulture we're missing a few great moments though, like showing off his Putin underwear to Amy.

“Woman love planning parties.. it’s in the bible” Lmaoooo

@theshaikhayaan

2 жыл бұрын

Is it?

@Mugruncher

Жыл бұрын

It is not but banging your brothers widow IS forbidden so the vultures plans on his dead brothers hot wife are very explicitly not Christian 😆

"What's up dingdongs?" I remember laughing way too hard at that, still do tho

“I got a wolf that I killed in Utah” “I’m fairly certain that’s a dog” “Yeah it was dark” Lmao

"It's a figure of speech, Detective Stupidago" LMAO

@thandokazimakhonxa719

2 жыл бұрын

I fucking wheezed

@kishoreashwin3220

Жыл бұрын

That's brutal

@dharam149

10 ай бұрын

Lmao 😂😂 savage

“Yeah not everything, Chucky, she took off my undies” 😂😂😂

😂😂😂”stupidago” and “tough guy” . Best insult nicknames ever.

* Women love planning parties It's in the Bible *

@TheNoviceOAO

5 жыл бұрын

He's like his own meme

@Mai-yh6iv

4 жыл бұрын

Im not a christian I didn't get the joke what does that mean?😂😂

@Alnahdimubarak

4 жыл бұрын

I did not get that either 😁😅

@marianneyoussef5647

4 жыл бұрын

It’s not exclusively christian, he just means that it’s true

@marianneyoussef5647

4 жыл бұрын

Like it’s in the Bible (it’s not) so it’s like a commandment of sorts

I've always wanted to hear the full version of his song 'Moms in the Shower'

@KableTdi

4 жыл бұрын

damn me too

@Zimzamzoom95

2 жыл бұрын

we hear more of it in the tattoo shop in season 7

"Moms in the shower " , actually sounds rlly dope 😂

I really like how he says "dismissed" :))

“This next song is called moms in the shower” *skully and Hitchcock*🤟🤟

He did justice to every part he acted. Gotta admit he has the swag that the character demanded. He should've gotten more screen time like pimento who is again a great character portrayed by a best actor

"You only get one shot at your brother's widow". He's pure evil and unhinged which makes him so funny

The Vulture is such a hateable jerk but I laugh so much at his character. So well designed. His grubiness was highlighted best went he said 'underboob' is his favourite colour. This compilation is gold!

2:08 people always talk about the Backstreet boys cold opening, but I always crack with this one.

@jessicachristensen3098

Жыл бұрын

Dude accidentally confessed to another crime

Dude, they got the casting for the vulture absolutely bang on

YESSSSS!!!! Finally!!! Now all we need is Part 2. The episode when Jake, Charles, and Gina take down Canadian thieves in a department store. Can't leave that out! "The last 2% is the hardest to get that's why they leave it in the milk!" The best!

@poltronafrau

6 жыл бұрын

i was looking for this comment

@Littlething41

6 жыл бұрын

My husband quotes it almost daily. lol

@jusk8lp

6 жыл бұрын

"You'll be out there working as a model! *eyes Terry* 'Cause you're shredded and I respect that." XD

@rodrigobarra6952

6 жыл бұрын

jusk8lp always loved that part lol

@frenchhawk9675

5 жыл бұрын

F?

It's amazing how they made a character who everyone can collectively despice. Like, there had to be a Vulture in your life at some point, they are just awful and annoying.

@rahult6016

4 жыл бұрын

Sugar and spice

@tigerchillyable

4 жыл бұрын

I was the vulture when I was growing up

@archersterling6726

4 жыл бұрын

He's the ultimate dude bro

@mainaccount7585

4 жыл бұрын

I wanna be the Vulture when I grow up

@andreashort310

3 жыл бұрын

Despise? I love the character! I'm always happy to see him.

"so what, you bugged the briefing room? - no scully butt dialed me yesterday..." that is gold

Amy's "Wow" at the end always makes me let out a snort 😂😂

Peralta: gottsta have my pukks Vulture(matter of factly): gotts to

"God owed me a favour, case solved" That was pretty smooth

"WOO!...Wait you killed his neighbour too?"

This is hands down one of the best comedies ever!

Him asking them to repeat "We only solve misdemeanors.... weiners", and then making fun of them for calling themselves weiners. That is the epitome of The Vulture🤣🤣

jake: THE VULTURE? charles: NO rosa: still hot.

The Vulture is definitely my favourite character on the show. Don't know why friends think I'm crazy.

For some reason I love how he throws the Apple at the wall, so much character development in so little time.

"The last 2% are the hardest to get; that's why they leave it in the milk." -The Vulture, being the most iconic scumbag in the show

Vulture is one of those characters that you hate with every fiber of your being, but want to see him constantly returning to the show, just so you can see what other lines they can write for him, douchebag wise.

2:52 next song is called moms in the shower... (hitchcock and skullys faces) 😂😂😂

9:48 you only get one shot with your brothers widow lmao kill me he's so funny 😂

The Vulture and CJ are two of the most favourite non recurring characters in Brooklyn 99.

@daniellebenz8013

4 күн бұрын

Sorry it's so late but this is bugging me. They're both recurring characters, just not main characters. If they were non recurring they would only have had one appearance.

As a fan of Oz, seeing Dean Winters in B99 is amazing.

@irvinepoker3187

Жыл бұрын

dean winters (vulture) and j.k. simmons(Det.Dillman) lol o'reiley and sillinger lol

Hitchcock protecting scully after he threw tear gas THEY ARE SO PURE

@mastermindhunter

Жыл бұрын

Scully just sat there with the shirt over his head! 😂😂😂

It’s nice to see Charles sacrificing his jacket to help Jake and it’s hilarious that scully unnecessarily releases that stink bomb

0:25 That's Stephanie Beatriz's actual voice, not her Rosa voice!

@kicknamestakeass1173

5 жыл бұрын

That’s what I was thinking! 😂

@pangpangenya

5 жыл бұрын

@@kicknamestakeass1173 i rewatched the first season and she didn't have the rosa voice then

@vvvsss796

4 жыл бұрын

@@pangpangenya I think it is slightly lower than Stephanie's actual voice, but she didn't get properly into the Rosa voice until s2

I've waited so long for this, we need more of the vulture he's hilarious.

Rosa’s acknowledgment of his looks is so me.

"At least he doesn't practice his crane kicks on you" I love that bit.

@jeremytessier5316

Жыл бұрын

"I SAID don't move!"

I love how Scully just keeps a tear gas grenade at his desk

The moment with Boyle and vulture at the beginning is one of my favourites in the entire show 😂😂

Loved how Hitchcock and Scully were completely enjoying the Vulture's performance xD

Can we talk about how in two seasons (so basically two years because of the Halloween heists tracking the years for us), The Vulture went from detective to captain.

His role in L&O SVU as Cassidy & Vulture in this is just 😍😍

0:48 just leaving this here for own use as it’s one of the many moments in this show that makes cackle every time lmao.

"Am fairly certain that's a dog" "Yeah it was pretty dark" LMFAOOO

"No, Scully but dile me yesterday and he still hasn't hung up" That got the be the vulture's best line...

3:01 when Terry becomes Vin Diesel

The vulture knew how to be bad and cool at the same time, very rare

"...so what so you say you make like Boyle's mum and you debrief me" Best Vulture line.

@dharam149

10 ай бұрын

Lmao😂

Am I the only one who started yelling "THE VULTURE!!NOOOOO!!" When ever he came on screen 😂