The Best of Teddy Roosevelt - Drunk History

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Drunk History will teach you all about how Teddy Roosevelt saved football, fought for the environment and left his mark on Christmas. (Contains strong language.)
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Based on the popular web series, Drunk History is the liquored-up narration of our nation's history. Host Derek Waters, along with an ever-changing cast of actors and comedians, travels across the country to present the rich tales that every city in this land has to offer. Booze helps bring out the truth. It's just that sometimes the truth is a little incoherent.
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  • @isaacschmitt4803
    @isaacschmitt48032 жыл бұрын

    "In his spare time, he was President." That's a pretty accurate summary of Teddy Roosevelt. . .

  • @connoissuer_of_class

    @connoissuer_of_class

    Жыл бұрын

    I cannot think of a more accurate way to sum up Theodore…

  • @nerfherder4284

    @nerfherder4284

    Жыл бұрын

    In the best possible way.

  • @elizamccroskey1708

    @elizamccroskey1708

    3 ай бұрын

    Devoted more time to being President than 45 ever did.

  • @katelynb5838
    @katelynb58383 жыл бұрын

    Theodore Roosevelt is the reason why Ron Swanson was willing to work in the government

  • @alexr3430

    @alexr3430

    3 жыл бұрын

    Haha perfect

  • @roarkkeepitunderaminutejef8773

    @roarkkeepitunderaminutejef8773

    3 жыл бұрын

    Is a study of history loving that comment thank you I don't know much. Especially why my comment was highlighted over this one but thanks everybody I love you all

  • @irvingramirez2335

    @irvingramirez2335

    3 жыл бұрын

    Well said

  • @roarkkeepitunderaminutejef8773

    @roarkkeepitunderaminutejef8773

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@irvingramirez2335 thank you mr. Ramirez. Once everybody realizes this the world will be a better place! Until then keep fighting the good fight my friend.

  • @boppob1343

    @boppob1343

    3 жыл бұрын

    im gonna "ackshully" you peepers here, and point out that Teddy Roosevelt is kinda the opposite of Ron Swanson lol Teddy Roosevelt was for government oversight more so than almost any president before him

  • @brgreg8725
    @brgreg8725 Жыл бұрын

    “I represent the people not the party.” Our media can’t even say that now. We could use someone like him now

  • @donnbradley1249
    @donnbradley12493 жыл бұрын

    The personal chef tackling the deer was pretty epic

  • @kashbee7985
    @kashbee79853 жыл бұрын

    "We're young and dumb and nobody reads a god damn book anymore." Accurate af.

  • @billdohteabaggins3548

    @billdohteabaggins3548

    2 жыл бұрын

    That's obvious if your all watching this.

  • @Butterpants1987

    @Butterpants1987

    Жыл бұрын

    also they praise fdr as an amazing president who in fact was one of the worst presidents we ever had.

  • @neonfroot

    @neonfroot

    10 ай бұрын

    being young has nothing to do with it. What it is that people are more obsessed with conspiracy theories

  • @ryansizemore5064
    @ryansizemore50643 жыл бұрын

    "Well this guy just told me to "suck it bro" so, I think the meeting is adjourned."

  • @tacostuesday7530
    @tacostuesday75303 жыл бұрын

    We don't need a Trump we need Another Teddy Roosevelt. What a fucking legend there are so many more stories of crazy shit he did it's ridiculous

  • @defaultlogos2976

    @defaultlogos2976

    2 жыл бұрын

    The world can't take another Roosevelt

  • @Faceless_Chat

    @Faceless_Chat

    Жыл бұрын

    Trump did a lot more for this country than the past 3 presidents... You are just too brainwashed by the liberal media to understand it... Im not judging, just stating the facts. The "mean tweets" are better that 7 dollar gas, 8% inflation, unchecked immigration and a dementia Joe... Just saying...

  • @binglemccringle705

    @binglemccringle705

    Жыл бұрын

    @@defaultlogos2976 honestly you could say it for both but atleast Modern Roosevelt would be making changes for the better/trying to do so

  • @defaultlogos2976

    @defaultlogos2976

    Жыл бұрын

    @@binglemccringle705 True, but there is no way he could be national Republican with the current G.O.P. They would stop him at every opportunity. Teddy would either be a Justice Dem. or a Populist Independent/Third-Party.

  • @neonfroot

    @neonfroot

    10 ай бұрын

    @@defaultlogos2976 This. Roosevelt would be crucified by Trump and his QAnon cronies

  • @anthonymurphy818
    @anthonymurphy8182 жыл бұрын

    The only thing that was a bit off was that Roosevelt didn't drink. He did, however, downed about a gallon of coffee a day so we was WIRED!

  • @commentnocomment3246
    @commentnocomment32463 жыл бұрын

    Actually there were more than just three people. There were 5, Teddy Roosevelt, John Muir, (and two of what would be the equivalent of park rangers before the area was actually declared a park) Charles Leidig (having been the first Caucasian or person who wasn't of Native American decent basically, from what I gather, born in Yosemite Valley) Archie Leonard, and an Army Packer named Jackie Alder. Charles Leidig was the good camp cook apparently. But their first entourage included way more people and that was correct including a whole Army detachment, or whatever, and then when they got to this one little city, at the halfway point I guess, where people had traveled to see him and set off fireworks and all that stuff he basically declined, had a glass of champagne with the people he had too. Then got awarded the 'key' to Yosemite Valley and then ended his tour with a camp at Bridalveil not staying for the fireworks. But before he left crossing back over this bridge that had a big welcome sign on it, which was his first hint that he was gonna be running into a big crowd of people waiting on him when he had crossed it the day before. Anyway on his way out he was seen hugging a little girl he called an Angel, Ellen Boysen, daughter of a photographer, who was holding a miniature flag, and he also ripped some male kid, they think his name was Chris Degnan, (and said that the cause for his I don't know lack of cordiality was due to his big brother or whomever the head of the household was being away at school), anyway he got ripped a new one for calling to him too familiarly with, 'Hi, Teddy!" Instead if Mr. President or President Roosevelt or whatever. But this was all from an account I found from the publication, "Yosemite Association" 1994.

  • @isabellavalencia8026

    @isabellavalencia8026

    2 жыл бұрын

    You seem fun

  • @icetraydemartini3963
    @icetraydemartini3963 Жыл бұрын

    Imagine if Teddy were in charge today with social media and 24 hour "news."

  • @jacobaugustine6249

    @jacobaugustine6249

    Жыл бұрын

    It would just be him climbing Mount Everest while strangling a bear

  • @Pinka13
    @Pinka133 жыл бұрын

    13:52 I love how he tried to do a Kermit The Frog impression in the middle of speaking 😂

  • @knightslegion1731
    @knightslegion17313 жыл бұрын

    I came away from this learning one important thing... Katie Nolan is really cute.

  • @nikolasvorrias40

    @nikolasvorrias40

    3 жыл бұрын

    U boomer bruh

  • @someweirdo8380

    @someweirdo8380

    2 жыл бұрын

    She looks like my math teacher 🥲

  • @echo.echo08
    @echo.echo083 жыл бұрын

    13:47 the voices he made for the kids killed me 🤣🤣🤣 he gave the deepest voice to the littlest one too 🤣🤣🤣

  • @terrenceclark8799
    @terrenceclark87993 жыл бұрын

    Nobody: Teddy: I’m just here wit you and my chef

  • @ShouldHaveKnownYT
    @ShouldHaveKnownYT3 жыл бұрын

    “... and put pentagrams on and dance around and do weird shit” 😂

  • @sumire3728
    @sumire37282 жыл бұрын

    I've always loved learning about Theodore Roosevelt when I was in US history

  • @AWSum-uf4ri
    @AWSum-uf4ri3 жыл бұрын

    All jokes aside thats my favorite president, God Bless America.

  • @franklind.roosevelt3984

    @franklind.roosevelt3984

    3 жыл бұрын

    Franklin was better

  • @Sam-cn4gv

    @Sam-cn4gv

    3 жыл бұрын

    Agreed teddy was the greatest American

  • @BiG-JuPO1O1

    @BiG-JuPO1O1

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Sam-cn4gv I wouldn't say greatest, he done some crazy shit. In general he a good President compared to other Presidents.

  • @jonsells71

    @jonsells71

    3 жыл бұрын

    Aside from being notably racist and having hate in his heart for Native Americans he was a President that much is true.

  • @claycollins9852

    @claycollins9852

    3 жыл бұрын

    As is mine. Been since i was 12. Ineven got to go to Sagamore Hill. It was beyond awesome.

  • @Sithari66
    @Sithari663 жыл бұрын

    Theodore Rex

  • @ImmortalDuke

    @ImmortalDuke

    3 жыл бұрын

    You own me seven pesonal chefs

  • @diarrheawarrior7919

    @diarrheawarrior7919

    2 жыл бұрын

    One of my favorite books of all time

  • @meese9140
    @meese9140 Жыл бұрын

    Roosevelt would defeat bezos in single combat and then take down the tech monopoly.

  • @izefaze9696
    @izefaze96963 жыл бұрын

    She was funny. And the dude talking about the park, that "thank you man" was so sincere, he was really sweet 😂😂

  • @binglemccringle705

    @binglemccringle705

    Жыл бұрын

    every now and then theres these genuine, down to earth moments in this and i sorta wish there was a "heart touching" compilation

  • @andrewhaywood531
    @andrewhaywood5313 жыл бұрын

    John Muir: OG granola #1.

  • @BirdGang6
    @BirdGang6 Жыл бұрын

    No better sentence to describe him than saying Teddy liked anything “violently manly” lol

  • @owen9669
    @owen96693 жыл бұрын

    Theodore is the man! Best president ever

  • @lissalives1
    @lissalives1 Жыл бұрын

    Thank you, Teddy Roosevelt. Without you, those parks would be bare. 👍

  • @roarkkeepitunderaminutejef8773
    @roarkkeepitunderaminutejef87733 жыл бұрын

    Thank goodness for Teddy Roosevelt and the Roosevelt elk there here in Oregon LOL but when you chop one giant tree down and leave a bunch of little trees guess what that's more s*** on the ground simple math lol I love you guys thank you

  • @AWSum-uf4ri
    @AWSum-uf4ri3 жыл бұрын

    And Riggle is a Marine, this is truly my favorite episode. THANK YOU FOR KICKIN ASS

  • @Theupgradeguy
    @Theupgradeguy3 жыл бұрын

    Katie Nolan was awesome! She should do more of these.

  • @martimcfly1293

    @martimcfly1293

    Жыл бұрын

    Crackle crackle 🔥

  • @LassoOfTruth
    @LassoOfTruth3 жыл бұрын

    This video goes great with my yeti full of rum and OJ. Happy holidays y'all!! ☺️

  • @monkey93xf
    @monkey93xf3 жыл бұрын

    Nah she good, we got CGI

  • @charleswolfe8764
    @charleswolfe8764 Жыл бұрын

    The biggest thing I learned from this video is that Katie Nolan is a total charisma vacuum

  • @hughmungus403
    @hughmungus4032 жыл бұрын

    Teddy was one of the manliest men ever despite how much he tried to be manly

  • @Jim-hg3te
    @Jim-hg3te Жыл бұрын

    New subscriber - 😂🤣 … I love it! Great format and intoxicating content ;) … 🤣

  • @depressedhomo9330
    @depressedhomo9330 Жыл бұрын

    Teddy Roosevelt is one of the few politicians I respect

  • @serenitymercer
    @serenitymercer3 жыл бұрын

    Okay but this is how I talk when I don't take my ADHD meds

  • @tannerholdge2646

    @tannerholdge2646

    3 жыл бұрын

    Straight moof

  • @JoeMollohan

    @JoeMollohan

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@tannerholdge2646 Major Moof

  • @Tellysayhi

    @Tellysayhi

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@tannerholdge2646 As someone who has ADHD and takes meds for it, I can personally confirm that not taking my meds is straight moof

  • @Druzica18

    @Druzica18

    3 жыл бұрын

    dude i have ADHD and I talk like this ALL THE TIME. meds or not!

  • @nickdelucia3757
    @nickdelucia37572 жыл бұрын

    They need to make a T.R movie with Nick Offerman.

  • @noahfuller197
    @noahfuller197 Жыл бұрын

    Wow. Just wow. This is well played.

  • @kurington.blogspot7876
    @kurington.blogspot78762 жыл бұрын

    "I can do one of the two things. I can be the president of United States or attend to Alice. I cannot possibly do both."

  • @lawandamilburn2231
    @lawandamilburn2231 Жыл бұрын

    Why would they ever cancel this show?! I miss it so much.

  • @happyhaunter_5546
    @happyhaunter_5546 Жыл бұрын

    the first known instance of a bro drawing beavers who has literally touched grass

  • @behemothpowersports5958
    @behemothpowersports59585 ай бұрын

    This is awesome

  • @Snarl_Marx
    @Snarl_Marx2 ай бұрын

    If for no other reason, TR will always be one of our greatest presidents for his protection of our counties beautiful national parks and forests. Let's continue his legacy and continue to keep them safe!

  • @willtheangrydudeist9120
    @willtheangrydudeist91203 жыл бұрын

    Sketchin' Beavers - band name

  • @tiffakang4525
    @tiffakang45253 жыл бұрын

    Love her.

  • @ktznchz
    @ktznchz4 ай бұрын

    I love how each episode the narrator asks Derek, what was i talking about? And he just replies "subject".

  • @clyde4107
    @clyde4107 Жыл бұрын

    Teddy DEFFINITELY did mushrooms on that hike in Yosemite ! lol

  • @hannibalburgers477

    @hannibalburgers477

    8 ай бұрын

    Maybe spoiled whisky

  • @gregoryudovich1441
    @gregoryudovich14412 жыл бұрын

    Is it wrong to find this better than history channel

  • @russlasky6162
    @russlasky61626 ай бұрын

    I used to checkout/ never return or steal every TR book I came across. Dude was the goat. Need a TR right now bad

  • @PEWPEWGURU
    @PEWPEWGURU3 жыл бұрын

    Smart beautiful funny and on point girl😍

  • @hindiganaclub8982
    @hindiganaclub89823 жыл бұрын

    Very nice

  • @tanyawade5197
    @tanyawade51973 жыл бұрын

    There’s a school in L.A. named after John Muir. I didn’t go there, but it’s really cool to learn about him. I never had one moment of curiosity about why he had a school named for him. I now wish I would’ve. He was a cool dude 😎.

  • @PNPAT24

    @PNPAT24

    3 жыл бұрын

    I went to that school. Burbank ca. It has really nice views of the hills and mountains in the area.

  • @Erika-be9hq
    @Erika-be9hq3 жыл бұрын

    Lmaooooo. “We got CGI.”

  • @varsitybug
    @varsitybug Жыл бұрын

    i love you Teddy Roosevelt

  • @ethanjerome9170
    @ethanjerome91703 жыл бұрын

    Nice

  • @trentgonzales2925
    @trentgonzales29253 жыл бұрын

    It’s actually Theodore Roosevelt the third. President Theodore Roosevelt Is actually jr. and his dad is Theodore Roosevelt senior

  • @Goatbeez
    @Goatbeez Жыл бұрын

    Ms. Nolan is ENTIRELY my type 😂. Funny, beautiful, brunette with cool glasses. I'm tripping over my own feet just watching this video

  • @melvina628
    @melvina6283 жыл бұрын

    4:29 Let's hope football in 2020 is different.

  • @lm292000
    @lm2920003 жыл бұрын

    @ 3:17 "what was I talking about?"...anyone can relate to this?

  • @Blackdiamondprod.
    @Blackdiamondprod.5 ай бұрын

    I haven’t even watched this yet and I can already guarantee that they’re not going to talk about one of his most important achievements (creating labor rights) in Scranton. Scranton/Wilkes-Barre is objectively the fourth most historically relevant city in the entire United States, and everything that happened there is either completely overlooked, or stated vaguely as happening “somewhere in Pennsylvania”.

  • @No_Beans
    @No_Beans3 жыл бұрын

    I'm drunk right now

  • @icebeam23860
    @icebeam238603 жыл бұрын

    @14:06 The face of a European drunkard named Paddy.

  • @roarkkeepitunderaminutejef8773
    @roarkkeepitunderaminutejef87733 жыл бұрын

    Ah yes the russo-japanese war nobody paid any attention to that whatsoever because they are all drunk and that is history LOL thanks guys I love to write for you

  • @Tellysayhi
    @Tellysayhi Жыл бұрын

    1:50 weeee!

  • @rodolfojaimes3406
    @rodolfojaimes34063 жыл бұрын

    ❤️

  • @rizaiqifa1238
    @rizaiqifa12383 жыл бұрын

    The first storyteller was beautifull

  • @deedragray3674
    @deedragray3674 Жыл бұрын

    17:34 😂😂😂

  • @5Ci0N
    @5Ci0N3 жыл бұрын

    10:56😂

  • @KeatingThomas
    @KeatingThomas3 жыл бұрын

    Ethel is a badass. @13:56

  • @gc6096
    @gc60962 ай бұрын

    The Time Teddy Roosevelt Traumatized Dr. Seuss

  • @Vallavender333
    @Vallavender3333 жыл бұрын

    Sooooo. He goes off for days into the woods with another guy without telling anyone and brings 40 blankets? Are we sure nothing else happened out there? I’m just saying maybe they were doing more with wood than just burning.

  • @adam_shmadam7612
    @adam_shmadam76123 жыл бұрын

    :What was that :It was a mouthh ffart. 😂

  • @krrrruptidsoless
    @krrrruptidsoless3 жыл бұрын

    What about you me and my personal chef 😆

  • @jessetorres8738
    @jessetorres87383 жыл бұрын

    You know, if Theodore Roosevelt was alive today, I'm pretty sure he would be a Democrat similar to Bernie Sanders and not a Republican given how Progressive he was on certain policies.

  • @ManInBlaX

    @ManInBlaX

    3 жыл бұрын

    Too bad Abraham is racist now, Roosevelt too

  • @deadskrillaskrit2078

    @deadskrillaskrit2078

    3 жыл бұрын

    Well he did start the Rough Riders...

  • @terrenceclark8799

    @terrenceclark8799

    3 жыл бұрын

    Maybe but because of his stands on taxes he would most likely be a Republican

  • @thunderousapplause

    @thunderousapplause

    3 жыл бұрын

    He’d dwf be for preservation of national lands, not leasing it to drill oil. & he’d def be down for Paris Climate Accord.

  • @cooperlucas4498

    @cooperlucas4498

    3 жыл бұрын

    I think he would be in the green party. But if we are going on Dem/Rep, then I think he would be a center right Republican.

  • @roarkkeepitunderaminutejef8773
    @roarkkeepitunderaminutejef87733 жыл бұрын

    In an extremely strange way I feel like I'm in love what a wonderful yes thank you darling keep those glasses

  • @normaramirez886
    @normaramirez8863 жыл бұрын

    Beaver lol

  • @MudkipZombies
    @MudkipZombies3 жыл бұрын

    Not that it probably matters this long after the video came out, but Teddy's personal chef was actually a woman. Alice Howard.

  • @deadskrillaskrit2078
    @deadskrillaskrit20783 жыл бұрын

    My favorite president

  • @mmobb_93
    @mmobb_933 жыл бұрын

    Last night before I went to bed a ate a whole 30 pack of pizza rolls.

  • @charliechan8063
    @charliechan80632 жыл бұрын

    I love Katie Nolan sooo much

  • @jacobgriffith7974
    @jacobgriffith7974 Жыл бұрын

    I’m Kermit lol

  • @vokasimid5330
    @vokasimid53303 жыл бұрын

    8:00 is that Tom Hanks?

  • @Blooppenheimer

    @Blooppenheimer

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @luvinlife90
    @luvinlife902 жыл бұрын

    It was painful to watch. Thankfully, I already knew the facts.....so, I jumped.

  • @RLDeMerritt
    @RLDeMerritt2 жыл бұрын

    4:57

  • @maxtew6521
    @maxtew65212 жыл бұрын

    I don't know if me and Katie would agree on everything in the world of politics, but I found it very attractive when she said, "F*ck them if that's what they think." Mmm. America.

  • @BottoBobbs
    @BottoBobbsАй бұрын

    Teddy Roosevelt was the most American American to ever exist

  • @chronicus4
    @chronicus43 жыл бұрын

    Ultimate Chad.

  • @thiccbumblebee9694
    @thiccbumblebee96942 жыл бұрын

    Who plays Teddy in the last clip?

  • @ThreeLLER

    @ThreeLLER

    2 жыл бұрын

    simon something

  • @theguywhomakesthetrees2057
    @theguywhomakesthetrees20573 жыл бұрын

    I'm 90 percent sure he's the manliest son of a mother ever in office. It's close for me between him Lincoln and Washington. if tell me you wouldn't watch that fight, you're spiritually unamerican.

  • @theguywhomakesthetrees2057

    @theguywhomakesthetrees2057

    3 жыл бұрын

    Was gonna add Jackson, but that's more borderline psychotic than manly. Dude went second in a duel ON PURPOSE

  • @lFaceless
    @lFaceless3 жыл бұрын

    tR. Thanks bro.

  • @maxheadrom3088
    @maxheadrom30885 ай бұрын

    You mean Teddy Rosevelt was the guy who had the idea of playing football with the hands?

  • @romanclay1913
    @romanclay19137 ай бұрын

    In 1899, Teddy Roosevelt wanted to be the VP candidate, but McKinley's first term VP, Garret Hobart, refused to step aside, but then Hobart died in Nov. 1899, age 55. TR and McKinley were elected to office November, 1900. McKinley was assassinated September 1901 and TR became president. McKinley’s campaign manager, Sen. Mark Hanna, wanted to challenge TR in the 1904 GOP presidential primary. Hanna died in February 1904. TR was reelected in November 1904.

  • @mmobb_93
    @mmobb_933 жыл бұрын

    Is this episode about soccer?

  • @maddie2.061
    @maddie2.0613 жыл бұрын

    Is watching this drunk Drunk History x2?

  • @user-zg5zg6ir7n
    @user-zg5zg6ir7n3 жыл бұрын

    Merry christmas american fellas

  • @fornatis_7234

    @fornatis_7234

    3 жыл бұрын

    Merry Christmas 🎅 gift I subed you

  • @user-zg5zg6ir7n

    @user-zg5zg6ir7n

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@fornatis_7234 thank you fella me 2

  • @silverXnoise
    @silverXnoise Жыл бұрын

    Wait, when does Teddy Roosevelt say, “I just cain’t quit you John Muir.” and then make sweet, tender love 💕 to him under an endless sky?

  • @dimestorephilosopher3308
    @dimestorephilosopher33082 жыл бұрын

    1st forward pass: St Louis University.

  • @geebohedges3252
    @geebohedges32523 жыл бұрын

    Ball is life. Fuck my feelings.

  • @shekinawashington
    @shekinawashington2 жыл бұрын

    Wasn't Teddy a red head?

  • @sheilakolnicki1790
    @sheilakolnicki17902 жыл бұрын

    You do realize it was rugby first right? Men smahing into each and no passing forward... Yes, America changed the sport but it was never called FOOTBALL until Roosevelt changed the rules

  • @normaramirez886
    @normaramirez8863 жыл бұрын

    Stupids... Love you

  • @normaramirez886
    @normaramirez8863 жыл бұрын

    HAHA

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