The Best of Teddy Roosevelt - Drunk History
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Drunk History will teach you all about how Teddy Roosevelt saved football, fought for the environment and left his mark on Christmas. (Contains strong language.)
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"In his spare time, he was President." That's a pretty accurate summary of Teddy Roosevelt. . .
@connoissuer_of_class
Жыл бұрын
I cannot think of a more accurate way to sum up Theodore…
@nerfherder4284
Жыл бұрын
In the best possible way.
@elizamccroskey1708
3 ай бұрын
Devoted more time to being President than 45 ever did.
Theodore Roosevelt is the reason why Ron Swanson was willing to work in the government
@alexr3430
3 жыл бұрын
Haha perfect
@roarkkeepitunderaminutejef8773
3 жыл бұрын
Is a study of history loving that comment thank you I don't know much. Especially why my comment was highlighted over this one but thanks everybody I love you all
@irvingramirez2335
3 жыл бұрын
Well said
@roarkkeepitunderaminutejef8773
3 жыл бұрын
@@irvingramirez2335 thank you mr. Ramirez. Once everybody realizes this the world will be a better place! Until then keep fighting the good fight my friend.
@boppob1343
3 жыл бұрын
im gonna "ackshully" you peepers here, and point out that Teddy Roosevelt is kinda the opposite of Ron Swanson lol Teddy Roosevelt was for government oversight more so than almost any president before him
“I represent the people not the party.” Our media can’t even say that now. We could use someone like him now
The personal chef tackling the deer was pretty epic
"We're young and dumb and nobody reads a god damn book anymore." Accurate af.
@billdohteabaggins3548
2 жыл бұрын
That's obvious if your all watching this.
@Butterpants1987
Жыл бұрын
also they praise fdr as an amazing president who in fact was one of the worst presidents we ever had.
@neonfroot
10 ай бұрын
being young has nothing to do with it. What it is that people are more obsessed with conspiracy theories
"Well this guy just told me to "suck it bro" so, I think the meeting is adjourned."
We don't need a Trump we need Another Teddy Roosevelt. What a fucking legend there are so many more stories of crazy shit he did it's ridiculous
@defaultlogos2976
2 жыл бұрын
The world can't take another Roosevelt
@Faceless_Chat
Жыл бұрын
Trump did a lot more for this country than the past 3 presidents... You are just too brainwashed by the liberal media to understand it... Im not judging, just stating the facts. The "mean tweets" are better that 7 dollar gas, 8% inflation, unchecked immigration and a dementia Joe... Just saying...
@binglemccringle705
Жыл бұрын
@@defaultlogos2976 honestly you could say it for both but atleast Modern Roosevelt would be making changes for the better/trying to do so
@defaultlogos2976
Жыл бұрын
@@binglemccringle705 True, but there is no way he could be national Republican with the current G.O.P. They would stop him at every opportunity. Teddy would either be a Justice Dem. or a Populist Independent/Third-Party.
@neonfroot
10 ай бұрын
@@defaultlogos2976 This. Roosevelt would be crucified by Trump and his QAnon cronies
The only thing that was a bit off was that Roosevelt didn't drink. He did, however, downed about a gallon of coffee a day so we was WIRED!
Actually there were more than just three people. There were 5, Teddy Roosevelt, John Muir, (and two of what would be the equivalent of park rangers before the area was actually declared a park) Charles Leidig (having been the first Caucasian or person who wasn't of Native American decent basically, from what I gather, born in Yosemite Valley) Archie Leonard, and an Army Packer named Jackie Alder. Charles Leidig was the good camp cook apparently. But their first entourage included way more people and that was correct including a whole Army detachment, or whatever, and then when they got to this one little city, at the halfway point I guess, where people had traveled to see him and set off fireworks and all that stuff he basically declined, had a glass of champagne with the people he had too. Then got awarded the 'key' to Yosemite Valley and then ended his tour with a camp at Bridalveil not staying for the fireworks. But before he left crossing back over this bridge that had a big welcome sign on it, which was his first hint that he was gonna be running into a big crowd of people waiting on him when he had crossed it the day before. Anyway on his way out he was seen hugging a little girl he called an Angel, Ellen Boysen, daughter of a photographer, who was holding a miniature flag, and he also ripped some male kid, they think his name was Chris Degnan, (and said that the cause for his I don't know lack of cordiality was due to his big brother or whomever the head of the household was being away at school), anyway he got ripped a new one for calling to him too familiarly with, 'Hi, Teddy!" Instead if Mr. President or President Roosevelt or whatever. But this was all from an account I found from the publication, "Yosemite Association" 1994.
@isabellavalencia8026
2 жыл бұрын
You seem fun
Imagine if Teddy were in charge today with social media and 24 hour "news."
@jacobaugustine6249
Жыл бұрын
It would just be him climbing Mount Everest while strangling a bear
13:52 I love how he tried to do a Kermit The Frog impression in the middle of speaking 😂
I came away from this learning one important thing... Katie Nolan is really cute.
@nikolasvorrias40
3 жыл бұрын
U boomer bruh
@someweirdo8380
2 жыл бұрын
She looks like my math teacher 🥲
13:47 the voices he made for the kids killed me 🤣🤣🤣 he gave the deepest voice to the littlest one too 🤣🤣🤣
Nobody: Teddy: I’m just here wit you and my chef
“... and put pentagrams on and dance around and do weird shit” 😂
I've always loved learning about Theodore Roosevelt when I was in US history
All jokes aside thats my favorite president, God Bless America.
@franklind.roosevelt3984
3 жыл бұрын
Franklin was better
@Sam-cn4gv
3 жыл бұрын
Agreed teddy was the greatest American
@BiG-JuPO1O1
3 жыл бұрын
@@Sam-cn4gv I wouldn't say greatest, he done some crazy shit. In general he a good President compared to other Presidents.
@jonsells71
3 жыл бұрын
Aside from being notably racist and having hate in his heart for Native Americans he was a President that much is true.
@claycollins9852
3 жыл бұрын
As is mine. Been since i was 12. Ineven got to go to Sagamore Hill. It was beyond awesome.
Theodore Rex
@ImmortalDuke
3 жыл бұрын
You own me seven pesonal chefs
@diarrheawarrior7919
2 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite books of all time
Roosevelt would defeat bezos in single combat and then take down the tech monopoly.
She was funny. And the dude talking about the park, that "thank you man" was so sincere, he was really sweet 😂😂
@binglemccringle705
Жыл бұрын
every now and then theres these genuine, down to earth moments in this and i sorta wish there was a "heart touching" compilation
John Muir: OG granola #1.
No better sentence to describe him than saying Teddy liked anything “violently manly” lol
Theodore is the man! Best president ever
Thank you, Teddy Roosevelt. Without you, those parks would be bare. 👍
Thank goodness for Teddy Roosevelt and the Roosevelt elk there here in Oregon LOL but when you chop one giant tree down and leave a bunch of little trees guess what that's more s*** on the ground simple math lol I love you guys thank you
And Riggle is a Marine, this is truly my favorite episode. THANK YOU FOR KICKIN ASS
Katie Nolan was awesome! She should do more of these.
@martimcfly1293
Жыл бұрын
Crackle crackle 🔥
This video goes great with my yeti full of rum and OJ. Happy holidays y'all!! ☺️
Nah she good, we got CGI
The biggest thing I learned from this video is that Katie Nolan is a total charisma vacuum
Teddy was one of the manliest men ever despite how much he tried to be manly
New subscriber - 😂🤣 … I love it! Great format and intoxicating content ;) … 🤣
Teddy Roosevelt is one of the few politicians I respect
Okay but this is how I talk when I don't take my ADHD meds
@tannerholdge2646
3 жыл бұрын
Straight moof
@JoeMollohan
3 жыл бұрын
@@tannerholdge2646 Major Moof
@Tellysayhi
3 жыл бұрын
@@tannerholdge2646 As someone who has ADHD and takes meds for it, I can personally confirm that not taking my meds is straight moof
@Druzica18
3 жыл бұрын
dude i have ADHD and I talk like this ALL THE TIME. meds or not!
They need to make a T.R movie with Nick Offerman.
Wow. Just wow. This is well played.
"I can do one of the two things. I can be the president of United States or attend to Alice. I cannot possibly do both."
Why would they ever cancel this show?! I miss it so much.
the first known instance of a bro drawing beavers who has literally touched grass
This is awesome
If for no other reason, TR will always be one of our greatest presidents for his protection of our counties beautiful national parks and forests. Let's continue his legacy and continue to keep them safe!
Sketchin' Beavers - band name
Love her.
I love how each episode the narrator asks Derek, what was i talking about? And he just replies "subject".
Teddy DEFFINITELY did mushrooms on that hike in Yosemite ! lol
@hannibalburgers477
8 ай бұрын
Maybe spoiled whisky
Is it wrong to find this better than history channel
I used to checkout/ never return or steal every TR book I came across. Dude was the goat. Need a TR right now bad
Smart beautiful funny and on point girl😍
Very nice
There’s a school in L.A. named after John Muir. I didn’t go there, but it’s really cool to learn about him. I never had one moment of curiosity about why he had a school named for him. I now wish I would’ve. He was a cool dude 😎.
@PNPAT24
3 жыл бұрын
I went to that school. Burbank ca. It has really nice views of the hills and mountains in the area.
Lmaooooo. “We got CGI.”
i love you Teddy Roosevelt
Nice
It’s actually Theodore Roosevelt the third. President Theodore Roosevelt Is actually jr. and his dad is Theodore Roosevelt senior
Ms. Nolan is ENTIRELY my type 😂. Funny, beautiful, brunette with cool glasses. I'm tripping over my own feet just watching this video
4:29 Let's hope football in 2020 is different.
@ 3:17 "what was I talking about?"...anyone can relate to this?
I haven’t even watched this yet and I can already guarantee that they’re not going to talk about one of his most important achievements (creating labor rights) in Scranton. Scranton/Wilkes-Barre is objectively the fourth most historically relevant city in the entire United States, and everything that happened there is either completely overlooked, or stated vaguely as happening “somewhere in Pennsylvania”.
I'm drunk right now
@14:06 The face of a European drunkard named Paddy.
Ah yes the russo-japanese war nobody paid any attention to that whatsoever because they are all drunk and that is history LOL thanks guys I love to write for you
1:50 weeee!
❤️
The first storyteller was beautifull
17:34 😂😂😂
10:56😂
Ethel is a badass. @13:56
The Time Teddy Roosevelt Traumatized Dr. Seuss
Sooooo. He goes off for days into the woods with another guy without telling anyone and brings 40 blankets? Are we sure nothing else happened out there? I’m just saying maybe they were doing more with wood than just burning.
:What was that :It was a mouthh ffart. 😂
What about you me and my personal chef 😆
You know, if Theodore Roosevelt was alive today, I'm pretty sure he would be a Democrat similar to Bernie Sanders and not a Republican given how Progressive he was on certain policies.
@ManInBlaX
3 жыл бұрын
Too bad Abraham is racist now, Roosevelt too
@deadskrillaskrit2078
3 жыл бұрын
Well he did start the Rough Riders...
@terrenceclark8799
3 жыл бұрын
Maybe but because of his stands on taxes he would most likely be a Republican
@thunderousapplause
3 жыл бұрын
He’d dwf be for preservation of national lands, not leasing it to drill oil. & he’d def be down for Paris Climate Accord.
@cooperlucas4498
3 жыл бұрын
I think he would be in the green party. But if we are going on Dem/Rep, then I think he would be a center right Republican.
In an extremely strange way I feel like I'm in love what a wonderful yes thank you darling keep those glasses
Beaver lol
Not that it probably matters this long after the video came out, but Teddy's personal chef was actually a woman. Alice Howard.
My favorite president
Last night before I went to bed a ate a whole 30 pack of pizza rolls.
I love Katie Nolan sooo much
I’m Kermit lol
8:00 is that Tom Hanks?
@Blooppenheimer
3 жыл бұрын
Yes
It was painful to watch. Thankfully, I already knew the facts.....so, I jumped.
4:57
I don't know if me and Katie would agree on everything in the world of politics, but I found it very attractive when she said, "F*ck them if that's what they think." Mmm. America.
Teddy Roosevelt was the most American American to ever exist
Ultimate Chad.
Who plays Teddy in the last clip?
@ThreeLLER
2 жыл бұрын
simon something
I'm 90 percent sure he's the manliest son of a mother ever in office. It's close for me between him Lincoln and Washington. if tell me you wouldn't watch that fight, you're spiritually unamerican.
@theguywhomakesthetrees2057
3 жыл бұрын
Was gonna add Jackson, but that's more borderline psychotic than manly. Dude went second in a duel ON PURPOSE
tR. Thanks bro.
You mean Teddy Rosevelt was the guy who had the idea of playing football with the hands?
In 1899, Teddy Roosevelt wanted to be the VP candidate, but McKinley's first term VP, Garret Hobart, refused to step aside, but then Hobart died in Nov. 1899, age 55. TR and McKinley were elected to office November, 1900. McKinley was assassinated September 1901 and TR became president. McKinley’s campaign manager, Sen. Mark Hanna, wanted to challenge TR in the 1904 GOP presidential primary. Hanna died in February 1904. TR was reelected in November 1904.
Is this episode about soccer?
Is watching this drunk Drunk History x2?
Merry christmas american fellas
@fornatis_7234
3 жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas 🎅 gift I subed you
@user-zg5zg6ir7n
3 жыл бұрын
@@fornatis_7234 thank you fella me 2
Wait, when does Teddy Roosevelt say, “I just cain’t quit you John Muir.” and then make sweet, tender love 💕 to him under an endless sky?
1st forward pass: St Louis University.
Ball is life. Fuck my feelings.
Wasn't Teddy a red head?
You do realize it was rugby first right? Men smahing into each and no passing forward... Yes, America changed the sport but it was never called FOOTBALL until Roosevelt changed the rules
Stupids... Love you
HAHA