"Did you know there are more airplanes in the sea than submarines in the sky" just showing up 100 times is really kicking the mood in the balls

@fiusionmaster3241

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@dipshiznit420

Жыл бұрын

but.....did you know there are more airplanes in the sea than submarines in the sky?.....

@theautisticalien8364

Жыл бұрын

But… did you know I pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars

@pantheong1455

Жыл бұрын

@@dipshiznit420 you know that’s interesting because I actually heard that there are more planes in the sea than submarines in the sky

@unknown20005

Жыл бұрын

if you set a man on fire he will be warm for the rest of his life and afterwards you have a somewhat burnt on the outside meal but perfectly cooked on the inside

“I love being kissed by Casper” as someone named Casper this gave me a fucking heart attack

@dotdotdot...176

Жыл бұрын

💀

@owenhisem7057

Жыл бұрын

Yes just yes

@purplebean7

Жыл бұрын

@Flingus4 [GD] woah same!!

@a_mother_of_felines

Жыл бұрын

Casper's in my username!

@thatacnhkid

Жыл бұрын

Are you by chance a friendly ghost

There are so many repeats in this, Robin and Damien are having a conversation through time.

@agmhelena7266

Жыл бұрын

my brother, you proly never heard reposts. he's just keeping it authentic here lmao

@irrelevant_noob

10 ай бұрын

My guess is because this is a compilation of different episodes, and the repeats just happened to be in there from multiple/different ones...

" it's not drinking alone if ur pregnant " I literally almost spit out my orange soda

@BLU3B33RY.

Жыл бұрын

But I will be if you keep drinking

@BLU3B33RY.

Жыл бұрын

(It)

@thatdumbguy2621

Жыл бұрын

It soon will be.

@Me-wx1mt

Жыл бұрын

"orange soda"

@QPUNeptune

Жыл бұрын

guess you're fantastic, get some help

We don't know for sure Newton died a virgin. He apparently boasted on his death bed that he had "never known a woman", and he seemed to be very uninterested in women as a whole, meaning he could've possibly been either asexual or gay. However, he had a very close friendship with a man who he shared a room with for 20 years, and seemed to have a pretty tumultuous falling out which gave him a nervous breakdown and apparently they never met or spoke again after that point. Some speculate that they could've been romantically involved, but there is no way to know for sure.

@osheridan

Жыл бұрын

I feel like we do know for sure

@softpaw6234

Жыл бұрын

r/achillesandhispal

@ActuallyAthena

Жыл бұрын

I still see him as asexual tbh, not gay

@Oturan20

Жыл бұрын

Just because they could've been _romantically_ involved doesn't mean they had sex! After all, _Asexual_ and _Aromantic_ aren't mutually exclusive.

@softpaw6234

Жыл бұрын

@@Oturan20 I think the point you're trying to make is that they don't imply each other to be true, am I correct? Mutually exclusive means they both imply the other to be false. If a, not b; and if b, not a

I just gotta say I respect the guy, that does the photoshop trolling so much. Like his works always clean af, even tho he just does it to mess with folks.

@otterpopgames9824

Жыл бұрын

isnt that why people request him?

@toxiczombiewolf5692

Жыл бұрын

I want to follow him because he is a fucking legend

@uzacki

Жыл бұрын

@@otterpopgames9824 at this point I'm pretty sure you're right, but I like to think that he started it as a troll lol

@Noobzlikeu

Жыл бұрын

I mean, even though he messes with people, he IS an actual professional as well.

@NoahTheSillyPerson

Жыл бұрын

he does the actual thing they want and does the joke one

"after you read the dictionary every other book is just a remix" doctor Seuss books: not today

@Noobzlikeu

Жыл бұрын

I feel like ever Dr. Seuss book is just an early template for r/Brandnewsentence.

the way he says "they might be allergic to soup" oh my god

4:42 There already is a "Bees" constellation in the night sky. Well, not actually a constellation, but within Cancer there's Praesepe, aka the "Beehive Cluster". It's a nebulous mass to the naked eye, but Galileo in 1609 was able to resolve 40 stars within it.

@andistansbury4366

Жыл бұрын

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

@tberlin9070

Жыл бұрын

Then alot of people have the bees! (Dark humor cancer joke lol)

@vast_vlex8302

Жыл бұрын

but im blind

@Sakura_Koneko666

Жыл бұрын

@@vast_vlex8302 lets just say this wasn't directed at you blind people. also if you blind how did you see this post?

@rachellanedunn

Жыл бұрын

@@Sakura_Koneko666 screen reader or sm

Missed Damien's wheezing laughs so much

@fiusionmaster3241

Жыл бұрын

Same bro

@kiyu3229

Жыл бұрын

he is gone ?

@BreadBrawls

Жыл бұрын

uʍop ǝpᴉsdn ǝdʎʇ uɐɔ I

@blue_staf4563

Жыл бұрын

the damien lee channel in question:

@mackback319

6 ай бұрын

the Damien returning to the channel like a year later in question:

“if someone says which way to the beach, you can literally point in any direction and be correct” i told this to my sister, thinking she would think it’s cool, but she just pointed up.

@Noobzlikeu

Жыл бұрын

Somewhere in that direction, however far away, is a planet upon which a beach may be located in the exact spot that she was pointing to. Therefore, that statement is still correct.

@thebacongodfather777

8 ай бұрын

well the point will probably fall back down due to gravity and be shifted a bit because earth's rotation, so if it keeps going it will reach a beach

@teathesilkwing7616

3 ай бұрын

Wrong, not all coastlines are beaches so you could theoretically point in a direction that forms a circle that has no beaches, only cliffs n shit

@SaphirePhionex

Ай бұрын

@@teathesilkwing7616You must be fun

@teathesilkwing7616

Ай бұрын

@@SaphirePhionex sorry if my comment came off as like, “um actually” or something, I meant my correction more humorously

I was doing "homework" and I couldn't stop laughing. Unfortunately my mom was in the room and she was suspicious of me "typing a paper on To Kill a Mockingbird"

@Cassxowary

9 ай бұрын

“Murder is funny to you, Robin?” (Yes I know what the book is about)

0:44 Got to love how deku's t-shirt says "I should have died 573 times already" when he asking a question about death lol

@crypticlol

8 ай бұрын

If you didn't say that, I would never see Deku on it

0:49 "Transaction is cancelled for some reasons" literally me trying to write an article for school

26:35 this kid looks 90, 40 and 4 all at the same time

8:15 "This is the best way to spot a trans person" No, this is Patrick.

@ItsVeryUnknown

10 ай бұрын

This is the best way to spot a Patrick at krusty krabs

@user-dt8fr4up6j

8 ай бұрын

​@@ItsVeryUnknownno, this is Patrick

@ItsVeryUnknown

8 ай бұрын

@@user-dt8fr4up6j No, it's actually Patrick, sorry for thr confusion.

@SeanikaShiz

5 ай бұрын

​@@user-dt8fr4up6j no this Is patrick

13:15 as someone with depression, ADHD, and Asthma, yes.

@Ussonan-Foderation2016

10 ай бұрын

Advancement gotten: How did we get here? -sincerely a person with autism, ADHD, and EDS

9:56 thats the tea being ready

12:20 no its falling with style

@TheRealBelovianna

3 ай бұрын

Toy Story XD

I find some of the funniest parts of these videos are when the narrators are just laughing their asses off its just so good

Man these guys are amazing, every day like 2 vids are made. Keep up the great work!

@DeathclawJedi

Жыл бұрын

Not really if you watch several of their videos back to back you will find they Recycle a crap ton of pics and just switch out who does the voice over. And yes I am aware this is a compilation video but the point still stands.

@fiusionmaster3241

Жыл бұрын

@@DeathclawJedi yes

@theepiccarrot7

Жыл бұрын

​@@DeathclawJedi i disagree with you, yeah they often show the same meme to multiple narrators but, they're very different people who react to them in very different ways so it's not repetitive, it's interesting to see the differences in their humor

@egg-cafe

Жыл бұрын

@@DeathclawJedi it's probably because of subreddit reposts

@EmKay

Жыл бұрын

Thanks a ton!

i love the photoshop guy james, just malicious compliance as a person and hes amazing

“IN THE GUHREGE 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🧐🧐🧐🧐🎩🎩🎩🎩”

@THEROOKIDEE

Ай бұрын

timestamp plz?

5:13 I JUST SPAT OUT MY COKE COLA LMAO

Once you know the alphabet, every other book is just a remix.

This is truly one of the videos on this platform.

@ald0319

Жыл бұрын

No, a platform is something that can hold creatures and/or objects. This is KZread.

@sovietball2161

Жыл бұрын

@@ald0319 A KZread is a platform for videos since it holds videos on it

@bauhausliker0

Жыл бұрын

@@ald0319 what

0:32 NoT FOR LONG

9:46 that voice change screed me dude

Fun fact, there’s a coupon that gets you 20 dollars off at any store! It’s called a 20 dollar bill.

@mathguy37

Жыл бұрын

I think that might be in the video but I didn’t watch it all yet give me like an hour/2

@MetalPipeGamingOfficial

Жыл бұрын

What a steal!

@MGBARK

Жыл бұрын

Fun fact: if you walk into a bank with a gun and scream “GIVE ME ALL THE MONEY” you will go to prison

@RGC_animation

Жыл бұрын

@@MGBARK With a toy gun even

@klaus.sfc01official30

Жыл бұрын

@@RGC_animation no that's a school

I never understood why they put 'out of order' signs on escalators... they should just put 'temporarily stairs'

@billdowling5020

Жыл бұрын

Mitch Hedberg said the same thing.

@cewla3348

8 ай бұрын

because they might get damaged??

@chaostheultimayt

8 ай бұрын

@@cewla3348how?

@Mustardpacket

5 ай бұрын

Temporarily you have to walk

@teathesilkwing7616

3 ай бұрын

Depending on the damage walking on them may damage them farther or be dangerous. Like if the gears n shit are all fucked up it may become basically a stair machine at the gym.

17:01 that is a hen...

I love in compilation videos when you can just straight up see how many times things just get constantly reposted on major subreddits and still get the internet points every time.

My teacher had a 30 min long conversation with us about birds. Here is a part of it: Teacher: Class, why do birds fly? Class: Because they can T: What gives them the ability to fly? C: wings T: No I mean how do they achieve liftoff C: By achieving liftoff T: Can birds fly though? C: Imagine being a bird but not being able to fly Penguins:

@Ussonan-Foderation2016

10 ай бұрын

Emus:

@alexia3552

6 ай бұрын

I love that the conversation immediately veered straight into roasting whole animal species

8:04 no it’s the iron giant.

12:57 I dont know if this has already been said or not but having your breath smell like alcohol is a symptom of Alcoholic ketoacidosis.

8:55 A common misconception is that blind people only see a black void, but in reality, they can see, but their eyes just choose not to!

As a person who eats truth for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, I can confirm that this is absolutely delicious! 😋

@julianmandala6651

Жыл бұрын

No, this is Patrick.

@InvincibleSucks

Жыл бұрын

No, this is Patrick.

@fiusionmaster3241

Жыл бұрын

No, this is Patrick.

@jgcoverkknot5701

Жыл бұрын

No, this is Patrick

@memekinganimations6048

Жыл бұрын

No, this is Patrick

“Throw a man out of the airplane and he flies for the rest of his life” *D.B. Cooper refuses to comment.*

7:10 ACTUALLY... HEAR ME OUT. CAN WE NORMALIZE THAT PHRASE BC I HAVE BURNED MYSELF BY SLOSHING HOT LIQUIDS AND CHOKED ON SOUPS WAY TOO MUCH LOL

4:56 *laughs in ambiverted*

@Irish_Mann

9 ай бұрын

Key word "Likely"

15:00 If the rock is gone Tornado

This is my favourite one. I just love the entertainment value of Damien and Zach reading the absolute funniest memes - I laughed practically all the way through!

23:05 Lost the opportunity to say “Don’t worry! I flushed the toilet!”

What do you add to your instant ramen? Me : A bowl

@softpaw6234

Жыл бұрын

Don't forget the noodles!

7:05 well, atleast it didn't say "Here, your hot"

2:34 Well a landmine is faster the lego is more painful and it stays there for a long time since it's night when You try to go back to sleep You Will still feel the pain making the lego worse

16:31 and if ur trans you can say "thanks i picked it myself"

15:44 - Not an expert, but I think Hedgehogs mostly eat bugs. (But they can never be buggered at all!)

1:02 I want descriptions of all movies from whoever made that

15:21 No matter how many times he might show up as a meme, we always praise him for his comedy 😂

39:16 by that logic both whisky and vodka are liquid bread also most cakes are bread

@richard3365

Жыл бұрын

Meanwhile, in some countries, Subway bread is legally cake. (seriously, there was a whole lawsuit about it, look it up... short version, it contains too much sugar to qualify as "bread").

@ozthebeeman

Жыл бұрын

@@richard3365 dude I watch food theory

@ADMICKEY

Жыл бұрын

@@ozthebeeman dude, very cool

@mallorytrimpe4738

Жыл бұрын

I just read that out of context and I have questions

@ozthebeeman

Жыл бұрын

@Mallory Trimpe it's much simpler than you think. He's talking about how beer is a liquid bread since its made with wheat barley sugar and yeast, and I said that by that logic, both vodka and whiskey are liquid bread since they are made exactly like beer (ofc its distilled after but that doesn't really matter)

5:01 4 out of 5! I really am a bee! (I am ambiverted)

@Irish_Mann

9 ай бұрын

That's why they said "likely", meaning they are that and are, but rarely, others

9:01 ok that is pure evil also me: cackles

51:03 Technically Ash is a 10 y/o with 32y of experience💀💀💀 "22years since the start of the show, Ash Ketchum has finally become a Pokemon Master after winning the Alola league"(at the age of 10)

17:18 this part made me realize, one of my brother's old online friends actually knew what it meant, but he responded with "i dont know". I thought he didn't know that, I BELIEVED THIS FOR 5 OR 6 YEARS NOW.

4:10 no Isaac newton didn't invent gravity yet so it's possible that the built them like that

“Especially if you’re dead” I SPIT OUT MY MTN DEW 🤣

8:41 no that’s a cuboid cheese

20:00 Babies are travel sized people. That had me stopped for a while. Also the earlier one of the baby cousin in the hospital

2:30 i am not joking I was listening to bohemian rapsody and i saw that is it played that part

47:48 Australia did something similar "please keep 3 adult ibises away from each other" Don't know which guy in Canberra thought bin chickens was a good unit of measurement but it happened

Now that drones are commonplace, no one can really claim to see alien spaceships without someone asking if maybe it was a drone

9:18 no thats a finger

@Blake-cw8wl

Жыл бұрын

No this is Patrick!

@hank-alt

2 ай бұрын

​@@Blake-cw8wlno this is iron giant

The laugh. That's all I can say.

Bro this is one of the videos I've ever seen

42:54 *"Be careful, nudity this video has, mmmm."* -Yoda 2022

17:58 reporter: qual é o segredo pra passar dos 100? Velho sendo entrevistado: é só não morrer

Robin has a mix of immature poop/fart humor, actual funny and original and jokes, and millennial jokes.

23:00 is it just me or does damien sound like an entirely different person here?

Damian is the ultimate tea kettle

The text at 32:16 reads, ‘He got in a car crash and didn’t get insurance beforehand’

"Wll you know what they say, Time Flys" that got me so hard

2:22 is a good one

This is my favourite type of humour! It's so stupid, I love it!

Suppose you marry a widow who already has a grown up daughter, and your father marries the widow's grown up daughter. Now the widows's daughter becomes your mother. Since your mother's mother is your wife, your wife is also your grandmother. As the husband of your grandmother, you become your own grandpa.

13:11 “how can you be dead? Just live.”

It's a common misconception that chameleons camouflage. Their color actually changes based on their emotions.

3:06 well I have 15 million powe-

The volume of the universe is roughly 4.211603403x10^29 cubic lightyears

@andistansbury4366

Жыл бұрын

I forgot why I made this comment

9:29 why do I want to see someone try and submit this video to PH just to see if they’d think it’s an actual video

i would love to see a movie of a bunch of people robbing a bank or something but instead of stealing everything they are just returning everything but they still have guns and masks and all that

@Cassxowary

9 ай бұрын

I’d love to see a movie of a bunch of people robbing a museum and returning everything to First Nations and African people

29:48 Technically, the r/TechnicallyTheTruth subredit IS the dad joke subreddit

Ketchup is neither a sports drink nor a soda. It's A SMOOTHIE!!!

12:59 thats called auto brewery syndrome, not alcohlism because being an alcoholic is your choice and auto brewery syndrome is not your choice

No matter the length of a thing, it will be exactly one length of itself long.

the thumbnail 💀

5:40 i see someone else on facebook is also an amazon basics toaster. i salute this stranger

"Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life." I think that works better than the flying nonsense, as he said it's more plummeting lol.

39:38 technically stairs can’t get in your way if you step up to them

18:13 Thanks, now I'm imagining carbonated ketchup

@Jesse_17

Жыл бұрын

My brother actually somehow made carbonated ketchup, I literally have NO IDEA how he even did it

25:45 this meme could have had a 3rd picture of a dodge Ram in 1980s eastern Germany

1:48 same thing applies to cakes lol.

5:59 "A lethal dose is also a lifetime supply." This is something most Heroin addicts realize. You want a lifetime supply of dope, but then realize you could just get enough to overdose and you'd have it.

5:30 did she see one in the zoo's bathroom mirror, looking back at her? Probably does not want to admit that part of it

The Community meme has instantly made my day dude, Community is my favorite show ever

The Hammer that encourages sharing caught me offguard XD

@CaptainOguretz

Жыл бұрын

22:25

2:56 How can anarchy, which is against laws, be represented by laws of math?

Did you guys know that if you walk into a bank with a mask and a pistol, you get to skip all the hustle and bustle of talking to a teller? You’ll even get more money than you have in your account too! Trust me, it works!

@ald0319

Жыл бұрын

You even get to live FOR FREE and are taken care of by the government for at least a few years. You also get a free ride to your new home, the sirens can be a bit loud though.

Okay but for real I have never met someone who had the actual answer for what you’re supposed to open a “do not open with a blade” box with

@Boundwithflame23

Жыл бұрын

I think I can answer this. On some of the boxes with that text there’s usually perforation where the box will split into two halves so you’re supposed to use that. But also if you’re careful you can just poke a hole in the tape with the box knife and pull it open with your hands 🤷‍♀️ That text is usually there because you could potentially damage the product inside. Ive seen bags of flour at the store I work at with holes in them made when someone would use a box knife to cut the plastic the bags are wrapped in and cut too close to the product. It’s like really thick strong plastic though so you just have to be extremely careful and only cut it just enough tear it the rest of the way. As for the box in the picture, the tape could be cut on the sides and nothing inside the box would be damaged.

12:24 "this isn't flying it's falling with style"-Tim Allen