The Best Of Johnson, Alan Johnson | 30 Minute Compilation | Peep Show

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From making an 'indecent proposal' to 'Project Zeus.' Alan Johnson has a lot of iconic moments.
Enjoy this compilation of Mark's infamous boss's best moments from Peep Show, did your favourite moment make it in?
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  • @josemaria8177
    @josemaria817711 ай бұрын

    The best encapsulation of Johnson is when he enter Jeremy's room, tells him to be confortable and gives him his own drink. This is Johnson at his core

  • @michaelb2388

    @michaelb2388

    3 ай бұрын

    I thought it was when he powered through his tai chi

  • @rdreidmehrabi

    @rdreidmehrabi

    2 ай бұрын

    This is pure genius.

  • @DodgyDaveGTX

    @DodgyDaveGTX

    2 ай бұрын

    _"Is_ this a terrible idea? It can't be; it's in a film! They wouldn't put a terrible idea in a film, they'd get sued!" I love this scene 😂 I love how they show Jeremy's warped logic & thought-process as well as his general ignorance, while also making a sly jab at the declining state of the film industry too rofofololol

  • @JiggyMcCue

    @JiggyMcCue

    28 күн бұрын

    @@michaelb2388 Stick that up your dojo.

  • @jonnymawer8345

    @jonnymawer8345

    6 күн бұрын

    ​@@michaelb2388 Stick that up your dojo.

  • @crashtestdolphin5884
    @crashtestdolphin58849 ай бұрын

    Alan Johnson and Super Hans are the most interesting characters in the show. They both serve as toxic idols for Mark and Jeremy: Johnson as the image of corporate masculinity (get the deal, get the girl, get the car) and Super Hans as the image of the anti-establishment egoist. Both are wildly flawed shitbags, but Mark and Jeremy can only see in their respective idols what they want to see.

  • @cg8045

    @cg8045

    7 ай бұрын

    That is a great observation One of the bonus features on one of the DVDs has the writers take on mark, Jeremy & Hans. Mark is how men perceive themselves. J is how others perceive them. And Hans is how men aspire to be. But that needs to be modified to factor in Johnson

  • @BlackMonoSU10

    @BlackMonoSU10

    4 ай бұрын

    Its on another comment somewhere but basically Fight Club. Johnson and Super Hans are the Tyler Durdens Mark and Jeremy want to be.

  • @walterzamalis4846

    @walterzamalis4846

    3 ай бұрын

    I feel this also works because Johnson is something of a father figure for Mark. I don’t really believe that Mark is attracted to him sexually, but more that he Mark sees Johnson as a suave, kind paternal influence - the polar opposite of Mark’s truly awful own father. Mark is so inept with his own feelings that he can’t identify this and conflates his admiration and love for Johnson with something sexual. There’s proof for this in that Mark routinely remains in denial about his own feelings and relationships throughout the series (such as persevering with his doomed relationship with Sophie before the proposal, despite his increasingly obvious resentment of her), because he naively believes doing so will bring him the security he craves.

  • @handywoman840

    @handywoman840

    3 ай бұрын

    Brilliant analysis! I never picked that up

  • @joey1723
    @joey172311 ай бұрын

    "Alan Johnson. I'm in love. I'm in love with you, Johnson." Such poetry.

  • @elonif4125

    @elonif4125

    3 ай бұрын

    I‘m in love with you, Johnson. That means I love you, Johnson. You are a beautiful human being, Johnson. I‘m in love with you, Johnson.

  • @jaydead8825
    @jaydead88259 ай бұрын

    “The scythe is remorseless. I hope the scythe’s remorseless swing can bring some comfort to you all” - That whole speech has me in bits 😂

  • @RancorousSea

    @RancorousSea

    3 ай бұрын

    It;s like a warhammer 40k speech lmfao

  • @fad2679
    @fad267911 ай бұрын

    The casting of this show is second to none

  • @phreak761

    @phreak761

    11 ай бұрын

    Chance would be a fine thing.

  • @footballhipster

    @footballhipster

    11 ай бұрын

    What about Blackadder? Or The Thick of it?

  • @thomascobbett

    @thomascobbett

    6 ай бұрын

    @@footballhipsterPeter Capaldi as Malcom is absolutely perfect as well as the Rebecca Font as Nicola. Like peep show the actors really bring the show to the next level on top of genius writing.

  • @footballhipster

    @footballhipster

    6 ай бұрын

    @@thomascobbett Not to mention David Haig as Steve Fleming or Paul Higgins as Jamie McDonald.

  • @thomascobbett

    @thomascobbett

    5 ай бұрын

    @@footballhipster Jamie especially is a fucking quality character excellently depicted 🤣

  • @jmh8697
    @jmh86977 ай бұрын

    You can tell that Johnson is a stone cold psychopath because he loves Windows Vista. Like Patrick Bateman preferring Genesis _after_ Peter Gabriel left.

  • @TheGodOfGravy
    @TheGodOfGravy6 ай бұрын

    “Is that… normal… pooing you’re doing?” is permanently bouncing around my head.

  • @LucasKingPiano

    @LucasKingPiano

    6 ай бұрын

    Doesn't sound normal

  • @leonc9760
    @leonc976011 ай бұрын

    “Suze, where’s the big scissors? Have you moved the big scissors?”

  • @oneandonlyjaybee

    @oneandonlyjaybee

    Ай бұрын

    I think that line cracked me up more than any other for some reason. The fact you can't see him but can only imagine him furiously rifling through drawers to find them. And we can only imagine the project he had in mind that would require the big scissors

  • @leonc9760

    @leonc9760

    Ай бұрын

    @@oneandonlyjaybee it’s hilarious, always makes me laugh -and ponder what exactly he needed the big scissors for 😂

  • @erectopatronum6750
    @erectopatronum67509 ай бұрын

    god that opening with the pan to reveal the rest of the boardroom kills me

  • @Goldlion973

    @Goldlion973

    Ай бұрын

    Excellent filming throughout this show. Loved it!!!

  • @ryanwilliams4223
    @ryanwilliams42237 ай бұрын

    Jez looking over at Mark in Disgust in POV whilst he is taking a shit is honestly the greatest angle of all time its so much funnier when it feels that personal 😂😂

  • @Fedakeen
    @Fedakeen10 ай бұрын

    I love that they couldn't fix the bathroom door, but Jeremy was able to casually install a lock on Mark's bedroom door.

  • @rosk.wilburn5847

    @rosk.wilburn5847

    10 ай бұрын

    What did Honda say

  • @bombus2660

    @bombus2660

    9 ай бұрын

    Mark put the lock on

  • @owencampbell8799

    @owencampbell8799

    9 ай бұрын

    Super Hans was using mark’s room to lick a bird out, so mark put the lock on.

  • @GNAL1610

    @GNAL1610

    9 ай бұрын

    @@owencampbell8799give us 10 would you

  • @conorl1894
    @conorl18943 ай бұрын

    Paterson Joseph is a phenomenal actor who is absolutely masterful in this role. Best character in the show

  • @hades6-3-63
    @hades6-3-6311 ай бұрын

    he is my favorite character, he just plays the role so fucking well

  • @sarahdixon6011

    @sarahdixon6011

    10 ай бұрын

    He does do a bit of Shakespeare in his spare time.

  • @robhough2332
    @robhough23326 ай бұрын

    How Jeremy says ‘Johnson!’ makes me laugh every time

  • @rorz999
    @rorz99911 ай бұрын

    19:21 has got to be one of Johnson's best scenes. The fact he's so cheerful and upbeat 😂

  • @MatthewMopo

    @MatthewMopo

    9 ай бұрын

    Great little guy in great big box

  • @kanyefuck7018

    @kanyefuck7018

    5 ай бұрын

    Pretty fucking chipper...

  • @tomhodgson3626

    @tomhodgson3626

    2 ай бұрын

    best scene

  • @yewgfjkds3583
    @yewgfjkds35836 ай бұрын

    "So its true, I heard the rumours but I couldn't believe it. I'm sorry about your mug Mark" 😂

  • @LaineHughes1
    @LaineHughes111 ай бұрын

    "the scythe is remorseless"

  • @lucasm3879

    @lucasm3879

    Ай бұрын

    May that be of some comfort to you all. Okay.

  • @LaineHughes1

    @LaineHughes1

    Ай бұрын

    big old box here @@lucasm3879

  • @foamige
    @foamige4 ай бұрын

    Such a great actor. Perfect character.

  • @yugiboy-uk680
    @yugiboy-uk68010 ай бұрын

    Vast majority the quotes I remember off by heart Johnson's responsible for at least half. His pep talks are literal gold.

  • @BlackMonoSU10
    @BlackMonoSU103 ай бұрын

    The best Bond we never had. He's good looking, a brilliant actor and would really nail it in the action sequences

  • @davidz3879
    @davidz387910 ай бұрын

    Mark wants to be Johnson's queen. If the public will accept him, he's going to be Johnson's queen.

  • @Themightyquinn1703
    @Themightyquinn170310 ай бұрын

    The APR joke is classic johnson 😂😂 It would probably only be...12%

  • @CJax749
    @CJax7492 ай бұрын

    He is often considerate towards mark at times. Always felt like he was looking out for mark occasionally - like when he seen Sas grinding on Jeff, “are you okay with that”

  • @richardclarke376
    @richardclarke37611 ай бұрын

    Paterson Joseph was a really Inspired piece of casting

  • @fletcherhamilton3177
    @fletcherhamilton31779 ай бұрын

    Jeremy looked so good in that Ted Baker suit . . .

  • @chrisreager2614
    @chrisreager261414 күн бұрын

    ‘Chance would be a fine thing.’ X3 😂😂😂

  • @underarmbowlingincidentof1981
    @underarmbowlingincidentof19819 ай бұрын

    2:23 "Lets dance!" always gets me haha

  • @user-kn2qb7cr7t
    @user-kn2qb7cr7t11 ай бұрын

    Johnson's wife ran off with his buddy, we get bits and pieces of the characters' pasts that help us put together why they are the way they are. lol, this show is a definition of good writing.

  • @davidz3879

    @davidz3879

    10 ай бұрын

    His ex-wife showing up would've been entertaining.

  • @italorossid
    @italorossid11 ай бұрын

    The APR line is Johnson's own "I win... in the most minor way possible"

  • @vorebiz
    @vorebiz11 ай бұрын

    My favourite Peep Show character

  • @ja17.17
    @ja17.179 ай бұрын

    Tai chi Johnson is my favourite ever scene on tv

  • @goldenboy06

    @goldenboy06

    9 ай бұрын

    He just powered through…

  • @RancorousSea

    @RancorousSea

    3 ай бұрын

    I love the concept that he does things that are supposed to be slow fast to "flex"

  • @Luckywaster1977
    @Luckywaster19773 ай бұрын

    Every single Johnson line is pure gold

  • @iany8230
    @iany82304 ай бұрын

    Seen 'Johnson' ie Paterson Joseph in Wonka and Boat Story where he is excellent in both! Peep Show still funny in 2024🎉!

  • @allanriley
    @allanriley11 ай бұрын

    Haven't started watching yet. Already like this comp

  • @garbeal2397
    @garbeal239711 ай бұрын

    chance would be a fine thing....a fine thing indeed.

  • @aIexminsky
    @aIexminsky11 ай бұрын

    16:42 Liam Kendrick in the house!

  • @rorz999

    @rorz999

    11 ай бұрын

    Heeeey!

  • @alanwhite6730
    @alanwhite673010 ай бұрын

    I like his character in the show, very funny. I remember watching an American time travel TV show back in 2016 called 'Timeless' he also was in that, I was very surprised to see him in the show and it took a few minutes to realise that it was him. He was good in that too 😊

  • @sarahdixon6011

    @sarahdixon6011

    10 ай бұрын

    He's a Shakespearean Actor 😊

  • @mickeysmouse4800
    @mickeysmouse480011 ай бұрын

    Best character ever!

  • @rorz999

    @rorz999

    11 ай бұрын

    Johnson and Hans are S-tier characters for sure

  • @alexanderdeadmansche
    @alexanderdeadmansche8 ай бұрын

    My fave character

  • @user-wb2zm9xl4m
    @user-wb2zm9xl4m11 ай бұрын

    Oh yes, 30 minutes of pure gold

  • @ShahPhilLeotardo
    @ShahPhilLeotardo10 ай бұрын

    “You’re like the fat girl who’s just been asked to the school disco.”

  • @goldenboy06
    @goldenboy069 ай бұрын

    Up on the South Downs, a haversack full of Becks, that’s the dream ain’t it?

  • @colinmoffat3215
    @colinmoffat321510 ай бұрын

    Suze where's the big scissors,have you moved the big scissors?

  • @DuderinoDeux
    @DuderinoDeux6 ай бұрын

    The 3 amigos!

  • @intellex551
    @intellex5512 ай бұрын

    "Johnson!" "Mark!" "Johnson" 'Mark!"

  • @Hi-Fitxt
    @Hi-Fitxt11 ай бұрын

    1:19 seems like Johnson mightve genuinely cared about mark at first...that or just insane

  • @davidz3879

    @davidz3879

    10 ай бұрын

    Only because Mark is useful to him as an employee & someone to manipulate.

  • @peter7582
    @peter75828 ай бұрын

    25:07 Mark's magic hands repaired the broken mug handle

  • @sergiogalo137
    @sergiogalo1379 ай бұрын

    25:07 I cant believe this happened on my watch. LOL

  • @LaineHughes1
    @LaineHughes18 ай бұрын

    okay righty righty

  • @elflakeador09
    @elflakeador0911 ай бұрын

    Johnson is a legend

  • @MuscleFlexChris
    @MuscleFlexChris8 ай бұрын

    “Milk them ‘till they’re dead” - Why Johnson should be everyone’s inspiration

  • @mrmoralman1
    @mrmoralman18 ай бұрын

    Saz ''im not your girl it's just your turn'' Corrigan

  • @UnderAGlassMetropolis
    @UnderAGlassMetropolis11 ай бұрын

    Print, you damnable fudger!

  • @saladfingers.
    @saladfingers.11 ай бұрын

    "Is that normal pooing you're doing?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @fad2679

    @fad2679

    11 ай бұрын

    "This is bullshit, Mark! You know the credo, illness equals weakness!”

  • @leonc9760

    @leonc9760

    11 ай бұрын

    “Yep, oh yeah”

  • @rorz999

    @rorz999

    11 ай бұрын

    Doesn't smell normal 🤨

  • @catcomputer
    @catcomputer10 ай бұрын

    I love him. It’s sad when he becomes a bit of a loser in the last series but he’s still so good

  • @TheCurtisdavies

    @TheCurtisdavies

    4 ай бұрын

    please elaborate

  • @intellex551
    @intellex5512 ай бұрын

    "Good ol' Vista". The man is a menace.

  • @crofty_92
    @crofty_9211 ай бұрын

    How did you know we were asking for this?

  • @nickodams8696
    @nickodams86966 ай бұрын

    The magic eye

  • @cazzmo
    @cazzmo9 ай бұрын

    KETTERING MENTIONED HELL YEAH 25:30

  • @lucasm3879
    @lucasm3879Ай бұрын

    He’s been to the bottom of the bottle, and back to the top ☝️

  • @ervinisimo
    @ervinisimo8 ай бұрын

    Jeremy for gods sake prrp prrp

  • @clappedoutmotor
    @clappedoutmotor2 ай бұрын

    Up on the South Downs, a sackful of Becks

  • @lucasm3879

    @lucasm3879

    Ай бұрын

    That’s the dream, ain’t it? 😁

  • @Oniv0x
    @Oniv0x6 ай бұрын

    Sarnies?! God he loved a sandwich!

  • @boltywolty123
    @boltywolty1238 ай бұрын

    Becks, a simple becks

  • @berlinocelot
    @berlinocelot10 ай бұрын

    Here, have a drink..

  • @AM2K2

    @AM2K2

    10 ай бұрын

    Poor me poor me pour me

  • @lordcrayzar
    @lordcrayzar11 ай бұрын

    Maybe it is a bit…nice

  • @bullittvolante8215
    @bullittvolante82157 ай бұрын

    Johnson is pure comedy gold.

  • @PaulNigelWarner
    @PaulNigelWarner11 ай бұрын

    Frankfuurt!!!

  • @QuadMochaMatti
    @QuadMochaMatti11 ай бұрын

    In the exchange with Jeff and Johnson starting @18:01, can somebody please explain why it is that Mark says "doff" rather than *"Dobb",* as Jeff and Alan say it?!? I've never ever ever understood why that was kept in, as it seems like a flubbed line.

  • @andrewchapman4267

    @andrewchapman4267

    11 ай бұрын

    I think you're hearing it wrong as Johnson cuts over the end of the line slightly. I hear it as Dobb.

  • @marksneddon

    @marksneddon

    6 ай бұрын

    You're not hearing it wrong. I've never understood that either

  • @mayak.ramesar4481
    @mayak.ramesar448111 ай бұрын

    FINALLY

  • @jimbobbby
    @jimbobbby11 ай бұрын

    God I fucking love this show.

  • @ianjones3568
    @ianjones356811 ай бұрын

    26:00 mmm-arr-ha classic Johnson

  • @KamikazeCommie501
    @KamikazeCommie5013 ай бұрын

    I just watched The Beach for the first time in like a decade and was wondering what this guy had been up to since then.

  • @claudiaperi4990

    @claudiaperi4990

    3 ай бұрын

    He was really great in Wonka

  • @QuadMochaMatti
    @QuadMochaMatti11 ай бұрын

    Gerard was all about the red team.

  • @lordmatthewlukeobrien

    @lordmatthewlukeobrien

    11 ай бұрын

    that he was

  • @jamesluc4138
    @jamesluc41387 ай бұрын

    Where's the door

  • @fragglet
    @fragglet9 ай бұрын

    Illness equals weakness

  • @owencampbell8799
    @owencampbell87999 ай бұрын

    Big suze should not be touching the big scissors

  • @remixisthis
    @remixisthis2 ай бұрын

    Criminal they didn’t include the BMW driving scene

  • @lucasm3879
    @lucasm3879Ай бұрын

    Don’t be alarmed Mark it’s just Tai Chi. Take a seat and I’ll just power through.

  • @JJarvisEsq
    @JJarvisEsqАй бұрын

    £530 😂

  • @lucasm3879

    @lucasm3879

    Ай бұрын

    A real life ‘Indecent proposal’ 😆

  • @bulletproofblouse
    @bulletproofblouse11 ай бұрын

    Paterson Joseph could still be in the top tier of Doctor Whos. Doctors Who?

  • @RSA548
    @RSA5482 ай бұрын

    Alan Johnson was right, Mark should have 'kept it little' with Sophie

  • @TurtleShellProductions
    @TurtleShellProductions6 ай бұрын

    Is his first name Alpha?

  • @Sally-id9xj
    @Sally-id9xj11 ай бұрын

    Five hundred and thirty pounds

  • @TheCurtisdavies

    @TheCurtisdavies

    4 ай бұрын

    does anyone know why it’s that random figure?

  • @dasnutnock6408
    @dasnutnock64085 ай бұрын

    Doesn't smell normal

  • @davidz3879
    @davidz387911 ай бұрын

    Mark seems to be attracted to people who treat him badly, including Jez, Johnson, Sophie & Dobby.

  • @jr7845

    @jr7845

    11 ай бұрын

    If he gets any attention he laps it up, good bad he doesn't care

  • @bombomtom5421

    @bombomtom5421

    11 ай бұрын

    What about Jeff then

  • @davidz3879

    @davidz3879

    11 ай бұрын

    @@bombomtom5421 Mark isn't attracted to Jeff. He briefly tries to pretend to become friends with Jeff, but that's in order to gain access to Sophie.

  • @bombomtom5421

    @bombomtom5421

    11 ай бұрын

    @@davidz3879 I know but you said mark is attracted to people who treat him badly. Jeff treats him like shit too so why isn’t mark attracted to him?

  • @bombomtom5421

    @bombomtom5421

    11 ай бұрын

    @@davidz3879 I think a better way of wording it is that mark is attracted to people who show him the slightest bit of affection. Something all the characters but Jeff ever did

  • @lucasm3879
    @lucasm3879Ай бұрын

    Show me a good loser, and I’ll show you a loser

  • @davidz3879
    @davidz387911 ай бұрын

    Johnson is in 17 eps. He, Mark, Jez, Hans & Jeff are the only characters who are in all 9 series.

  • @lordcrayzar

    @lordcrayzar

    11 ай бұрын

    JEFF?!

  • @2001DavidBowman

    @2001DavidBowman

    11 ай бұрын

    Quite a lot of J's

  • @rorz999

    @rorz999

    11 ай бұрын

    Why does this matter?

  • @davidz3879

    @davidz3879

    11 ай бұрын

    @@rorz999 It's relevant info for fans. You're welcome to write better comments than mine. The people who criticise me here don't write any good, relevant comments. The people who write good, relevant comments don't criticise me.

  • @rorz999

    @rorz999

    11 ай бұрын

    ​​@@davidz3879how is it a good, relevant comment? It's meaningless. All we can deduce from it is that Johnson is a recurring character, which we knew anyway

  • @G-regTaylor
    @G-regTaylor11 ай бұрын

    Holy Wayne was born from the ashes of JLB Credit.

  • @davidpetermcmorris857
    @davidpetermcmorris85711 ай бұрын

    Saz was awful!

  • @rorz999

    @rorz999

    11 ай бұрын

    The absolute worst

  • @hihowareyouthen

    @hihowareyouthen

    8 ай бұрын

    Terrible person, but the actress playing her did an amazing job. Her wince after Mark kisses her is perfect

  • @glowing571
    @glowing57111 ай бұрын

    Alan Johnson was a character in Peep Show.

  • @QuadMochaMatti
    @QuadMochaMatti11 ай бұрын

    Would Johnson be celebrating American Independence Day or would he say it's the biggest sham ever perpetrated and that we Yanks should have never left the Commonwealth? I always feel nauseous whenever I see the clips with Saz the spaz. Mustachioed Mark is really creepy and it makes me a little sick in my mouth.

  • @Dmdm_dm
    @Dmdm_dm11 ай бұрын

    17:05 what's he saying?

  • @DerringerHK

    @DerringerHK

    11 ай бұрын

    "long-necked Bud, hubba bubba"

  • @sfullernj
    @sfullernj5 ай бұрын

    £530

  • @MrJoshspo0ngrez
    @MrJoshspo0ngrez3 күн бұрын

    Is this about the permanent markers? Mmmm??

  • @owenjolley351
    @owenjolley35110 ай бұрын

    *Bully me daddy Johnson.*

  • @moonshadow2724
    @moonshadow272411 ай бұрын

    😂

  • @calvindirkmaat
    @calvindirkmaat11 ай бұрын

    Johnson is beautiful

  • @calvindirkmaat

    @calvindirkmaat

    11 ай бұрын

    -Mark probably

  • @gordoncampbell100
    @gordoncampbell10011 ай бұрын

    Project Zeus , legendary times @ JLB .

  • @robubik670
    @robubik67011 ай бұрын

    FIVEHUNDREDANDTHIRTYPOUNDS

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