So I have to admit, every time I've been told about COBRA in a health insurance meeting, I've thought of G.I. Joe.

@gbonkers666

3 жыл бұрын

This

"reads like a dispatch from the no shit clinic" The writing in this series is gold.

Knowing is half the battle, the other half is violence.

@leonpetrichiutto1152

6 жыл бұрын

Oh No brains and brawn 50 50

@bigbadbraxien6081

6 жыл бұрын

Leon Petrichiutto no it's all brains

@pittland44

4 жыл бұрын

Knowing is 50% of the battle, red lasers are 25% and blue lasers are the other 25%.

@blackhatfreak

3 жыл бұрын

@@leonpetrichiutto1152 no it's PTSD

@foxlycan

3 жыл бұрын

Awareness is the second 50% of the conflict in question. the other 50% is PUMP THE NERVE GAS

That's the reason why people keep working for Cobra because they got great health care *grabs application for cobra*

@Rick_Sanchez_C137_

5 жыл бұрын

[Commando nigward] I hear they also have a great cafeteria and bring in guest chefs to create special menus every Friday through Sunday and on Holidays... families eat free in the cafeteria seven days a week so none of the Cobra employees or their family members ever need to cook if they don’t want to...

@pittland44

5 жыл бұрын

They also include both dental and vision, as well as Aflac if you get injured on the job (which happens a lot as you can imagine). Not only do they get free meals but they also have a great gym, free laundromat and tuition reimbursement.

@alexlemonds2838

4 жыл бұрын

@@Rick_Sanchez_C137_ And they've recently constructed apartment complexes on Cobra Island so, if housing's an issue, don't worry, company's gotcha covered! 👍

@darknes2742

4 жыл бұрын

Cobra!

@davidhonez8859

4 жыл бұрын

Plus no one ever dies.

“And awareness is the second 50% of the conflict in question” So smart yet so dumb

@TheAnubis57

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like something Plankton would say too.

"What?!" "PUMP THE NERVE GAS!!"

Yup... that's what these kidnapped children are for....

@yukimarusword

4 жыл бұрын

Clintotns: looks to the left, then looks to the right.

2:16 Dispatch from the no shit clinic, this made me howl. 4:05 also an amazing touch. As well as Destro's desire to pump nerve gas.

"You lost me at she's".....lmao

Awareness is the second 50% of the conflict in question XD

"Huh, why did they decide to have Storm Shadow with a rough rider hat and speak with a cowboy accent?"

@eliterolo

3 жыл бұрын

Because it wasn’t “storm shadow”. It was wild bill in disguise.

@puppetmaster1819

2 жыл бұрын

@@eliterolo was

@bluesnake1713

Жыл бұрын

Like they didn't take notice of the hat.

you lost me at she's xD

@leonpetrichiutto1152

6 жыл бұрын

ThaSwish that's mean there are loads of funny women, I cant think of anyone right now,but I know there are.

@wessltov

6 жыл бұрын

Leon Petrichtiutto That's the joke

@cecebuggington2007

5 жыл бұрын

Fucking sexist douchebag

@pittland44

4 жыл бұрын

@@leonpetrichiutto1152 A year later and we're still waiting.

@A-man1998

4 жыл бұрын

@@leonpetrichiutto1152 two years later my dude.

"Start the van!" LOL

Love Baroness' accent. 😍

Cobra Commander: "You lost me st 'she's'." Painfully based.

I really do wonder why they switched Cobra's hood to a helmet.

@TimeLord675

4 жыл бұрын

My guess? Looked too much like the KKK.

@ugandaknuckles5691

4 жыл бұрын

I like the helmet better then the hood

@A-man1998

4 жыл бұрын

@@ugandaknuckles5691 I admit, he does look better with the helmet.

@ugandaknuckles5691

4 жыл бұрын

A-man1998 yeah. Its a really nice figure with the helmet

@jagermeister_1754

4 жыл бұрын

Looks cooler

Oh man this is the funniest Robot Chicken so far...I'm in tears

@davidfuller4110

4 жыл бұрын

Same here, especially the PSA cobra.

They come up with these best of compilations but they don’t make me cry like the stuff that’s really out of left field. Battling over PSA’s? That’s brilliant.

@rynes.rai7er993

Жыл бұрын

A public relations war over who has the best psa's, lol!!

2:27 The rare "Pimp Daddy Destro" figure makes an appearance.

@samellowery

Күн бұрын

Honestly that was my first thought when I saw it then I realized it wasn't an original.

Cobra Health Insurance is actually worth it nowadays. Every trooper gets a free facemask, perfect if you're on the frontlines against COVID-19.

3:44 well Cobra Commander looks like I owe you an apology. 😆😆

Looks like Wild Bill felt the the cobra's bite

@dlxmarks

4 жыл бұрын

Ridiculous. Everyone knows Cobras never hit anything they aim at. Cobra Commander must have been trying to shoot himself.

@samwlodawskitheone

3 жыл бұрын

I know. Just to ruin a roast too

@jeremytung1632

Жыл бұрын

The first Joe to be put on the wall of fallen heroes.

Well cobra comander I owe you an apology ☠️

The Roast of Commander Cobra was great.

@frederickfarmer6626

2 жыл бұрын

Lol 😆 😂 I know 🤣

Poor Baroness, such a boy's club.

@Rick_Sanchez_C137_

5 жыл бұрын

Sinjin Reed At least she isn’t a female smurf, as part of Cobra she only needs to suck one D, Smurfette has to swallow the whole village...

@nuttywolfie

4 жыл бұрын

@@Rick_Sanchez_C137_ Poor Baroness, born a woman.

@BigT.Larrity

4 жыл бұрын

It's okay, she went on to star in a video game where she uses her body hair to fight angels or something

@jemiebridges3197

3 жыл бұрын

@@BigT.Larrity rotflafao. I just bought One and Two for the Nintendo Switch!!! Cooooobrraaàa!!

I am still laughing 😂😂😂, Cobra commander still has temper issues 😂😂😂

Kind of amazing Seth green delivers both a great Cobra Commander and a Starscream at the same time Reason I'm mentioning Starscream is because there are three actors have also done the voice for Cobra Commander and Starscream - Chris Latta, Michael Dobson and Charlie Adler

@eazye519

11 ай бұрын

Ya hes ok. Latta is the best by far.

_3:17__ Never thought I would be alive enough to see Storm Shadow Getting Make-Up with his Mask On, but I'M GLAD I DID_

You lost me at "She's".

@Rick_Sanchez_C137_

5 жыл бұрын

SomeFortniteGuy Almost as bad as women’s sports...

@barrio7724

4 жыл бұрын

the worst joke in the video

@barrio7724

4 жыл бұрын

@@Rick_Sanchez_C137_ don't be sexist

@barrio7724

4 жыл бұрын

@Sparticus Bookersame for u

@ronancunningham1705

4 жыл бұрын

not a joke since its true

Bring Back Robot Chicken

@eoinbergin9718

6 жыл бұрын

King_Of_The_Purge bring back? Did I miss something

@grodcoyote6635

6 жыл бұрын

King_Of_The_Purge they never cancelled, is just a takes a long time for them to make a season since they make such fluid stop motion

"You lost me at 'She'...." OMG. Cobra Commander RULES!!!! COBRA!!!^^

"Somebody say f**king cut!"

@RoyStantz

3 жыл бұрын

This I command!

I love Pimp Destro

Somebody say f*cking CUT

PUMP THE NERVE GAS!

You can see a guys face reflected off of commander cobras helmet in some shots

@mr.sinister2029

6 жыл бұрын

RolliePollieOllie what shots? And it's cobra commander not commander cobra.

@juanramirez5898

5 жыл бұрын

Hahaha fucking best response

Cobra Commander: *You lost me at she's.* BURN! Mysonginy at its finest. lmao.

Mark Hamill as cobra commander lol

Oh my gosh, Destro's voice👍

I loved the roast.

Get this piece of sh***t off my set! -Best Cobra Commander Quote!

I'm just wondering how someone as unsubtle as Wild Bill got the drop on Storm Shadow to take his clothes. The dude's a ninja after all.

@jeanmichel8919

2 жыл бұрын

the dude a ninja to even freaking ninja themselves, but it was funny thougth : )

The speech impediment and the dock joke was so hilarious

@jamestolbert1856

10 ай бұрын

Dick joke

I love these best of videos. AS always makes me laugh!

you lost me at "She's" LMAO apply cream to burnt areas, can't believe they had the guts to go there XD

and awareness is the second 50% of the conflict in question!

I love your channel keep up the great stuff!

Not the nerve gassssssss

Jokes on you! You know how to beat Cobra, I know how to deep-fry a Turkey!

I love the use of original 80s figures with their newer counterparts. mindbender and the crimson twins are for sure originals, along with the later serpentor and a good bit of the cobra troops. same with Dial-tone and the other joe in the van, and roadblock and scarlet (partially) and duke's head in the PSA.

You lost me at she's. Best line ever

Cobra commander is my next favorite villain after Megatron, Skynet and darth Vader 😅

Destro is actually a pretty supportive boyfriend if you think about it

@arrownoir

3 жыл бұрын

He was forced into it.

@jaredgarcia8638

2 жыл бұрын

@@arrownoir dont forget he was ready to kill Wild Bill after the disrespect he and baroness got

@arrownoir

2 жыл бұрын

@@jaredgarcia8638 Because she would have had his chap afterwards if he didn’t. It was either stand up for her or get his jewels stomped.

@Jarethjr

Жыл бұрын

Yea- I love them so much lol

_2020 be like :_ *Stay in drugs* *Don't do Vegetables* *And eat your school*

COBRA!

@yakamarezlife

4 жыл бұрын

COBRA

Storm shadow went too far with the jokes

@Charlie94781

6 жыл бұрын

That was the Joe operative, Wild Bill who was impersonating Storm Shadow. The cowboy hat was a dead giveaway

The original nerve glass is love

Love how Baroness is like “fucking support me, babe” to Destro😂

A great skit idea, why don't they bring in Daniel Larusso to fight cobra? That would be hilarious.

@Rick_Sanchez_C137_

5 жыл бұрын

THE Joker BEST! IDEA! EEEVVVEEERRR!!!

How dare you " what's wrong with your voice " lol 😭😂

Cobraaaaa

Thank you

A lot of villains from cobra speak like germans or vainilla voices

@kellynolen498

4 жыл бұрын

Well ever since a certain austrian man became the unquestioned ruler of germany vagly german accents have been the go to evil voice

Cobra Commander sounds a lot like the Joker.

@tysargent9647

3 жыл бұрын

Funny. Mark Hamill voiced a COBRA Soldier once.

cobra

LMAO 😂

1:27 HOW DARE U

@marcusfarmer298

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like Frieza from dragon ball z lol 😭😂

Thinking is part of the fight

Is it mark hamill doing the voice of cobra commander?

“Is your voice okay I wonder that to”

I wish I could get a copy of that board from the skit at the beginning.

im here 4years later

Damn I miss robot chicken I use to get high in fall out laughing at this 💩

Daniel tosh for the win as the roaster!

" you lost me at she's " 😂

Cobra!!

The need to make a figure of Cobra Commander with his hood and business suit...

Hail Cobra!

Wait what was dr mindbender gonna do with those kids?

Serpentor collecting DNA!!! Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!

0:12 Commander Cody: 👁👁 👄

The no shit clinic 😆

"No BRAaaaaa"

Somebody, say f@#$$ng cut !

Coooobra

Tfw Cobra has better health insurance than my job

Some of the funniest shitt to watch on KZread! Yo Joe

Glad g I joe is here to protect us

3:19 There's Three kids

Wfy is the audio a pitch lower?

@davidleyva3074

6 жыл бұрын

CyberHongo Dominguero thank you thought it was just me

Lmfao@ The NO SHIT clinic 😂🤣😂🤣

Did she say Aberdeen at 3:05

@SteampunkZombieDog

6 жыл бұрын

She does. The degree even has the university's coat of arms on it, which is a nice touch

4:22 Wasn't commander Cobra a humanoid reptile or something?

@commando7238

6 жыл бұрын

111 111 most people don't consider that movie canon he's actually a human used car salesman from the comics but the movie came out so even though the comics from the 80s are still Canon

@dominickritondaro3651

6 жыл бұрын

111 111 is wa w

@starsiegeplayer

6 жыл бұрын

Commando 723 I personally love the idea of him being a used car salesman.

@commando7238

6 жыл бұрын

starsiegeplayer I like the other version of his origin but that one isn't Cannon but I do like the emotional feeling that he had which drive him to become the commander even if he was a used car salesman

@commando7238

5 жыл бұрын

@supermanscottforever don't look at me autocorrect sucks

i noticed his hissing lisp

Pimp daddy destro sighting

Reminded me of the situation at the trump roast

"You lost me at she's"

u lost me at she XD

“My ####, my #### is what every girl runs from 🥺

The no shit clinic 🤣🤣🤣