More like, 99 problems but a BEACH ain't one amiright?

@OverTheHorizon840

Ай бұрын

I will try to play this at the 99 restaurant

@HealthyandLovingLife

Ай бұрын

🤌

@LucasGleason

Ай бұрын

Man, didn’t sea that one coming. Waters wrong with you?

@lloydcarter5216

Ай бұрын

Bah dum tis...

@jackabug2475

Ай бұрын

I was just ten minutes too late to make that joke first. My hat is off to you, @govols1995

The surfer on the casket

@xXxJSCOTTxXx

Ай бұрын

I lol at that

@therealdannymullen

Ай бұрын

Came here to comment both things lol. The surfer made me lol 😂

@marcberm

Ай бұрын

I can't believe it's 2024 and we STILL do not have a Unicode

@therealdannymullen

Ай бұрын

@@marcberm 🤌

@randall9000

Ай бұрын

😙🤌🤌🤌

WHY IS THIS ACTUALLY GOOD

@Bilverkr

23 күн бұрын

I listened to it twice back to back.

@tajtzu3185

21 күн бұрын

I know! I listened a couple times, checked the other stuff out and it was SO weak

@richardhughes8352

21 күн бұрын

@@tajtzu3185are you married? Lol

@justanotherguy469

20 күн бұрын

You should see my dance moves to this!😂

@chasematranga1187

17 күн бұрын

cause its sampleing "I get around" which is a certified banger and one of the best songs the genius Brian Wilson ever wrote.

It seems that some of your 99 problems are youtube and universal.

@chanman819

Ай бұрын

Can't forget Congress!

@pgriggs2112

Ай бұрын

@@chanman819 You may be correct but as you’ll note, of all these problems a b*tch ain’t one!

@user-sw6qu6me5y

Ай бұрын

How does this have so many likes? Can mine?

@PickleRicksFATASSCOUSIN

Ай бұрын

can't be afraid to say "some greedy musicians" too, believe me it's no surprise to see some of your favorites be that way unfortunately lmao

@iamsushi1056

Ай бұрын

@@PickleRicksFATASSCOUSIN cough cough, metallica

The unison of "Money, Cash, Hoes!" got me laughing so hard haha

@CreativeC13

Ай бұрын

I just choked 😂

@TheGreatAtario

Ай бұрын

*Harmony

@KCJaguar8-6

Ай бұрын

Facts 😂

@nignamedmutt7270

Ай бұрын

I never noticed that he UNIRONICALLY says that throughout the song.... and somehow IT DOESN'T SOUND STUPID!!!! I swear Amy other person on the planet says "MONEY CASH HOES" I'm gonna roll my eyes, cringe and laugh at how ridiculous it sounds to say out loud lol It sounds like something a youth pastor would shout, trying to "relate to the urban youth" lol

@TheRealShawnSky

Ай бұрын

@@TheGreatAtario2 or 3 harmonies in unison player, you’re both right.

1964, Beach Boys sing "99 Problems" . "I guess you guys aren't ready for that yet. But your kids are gonna love it."

@glitchfi

11 күн бұрын

Drake is a Wigger!2025

Few people know that the Beach Boys did this first. It's what made them famous.

@000622477

Ай бұрын

Yeah I'm shocked that more people didn't realize Jay z covered them

@mrsoatzinc

Ай бұрын

Actually Hugo did it first

@richiecolon3774

24 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

@justindawson5930

23 күн бұрын

“None of the guys go steady ‘cause it wouldn’t be right, to leave your best girl home on a Saturday night”

Now I want to hear JayZ singing Good Vibrations.

@ThinWhiteAxe

Ай бұрын

omg

@johnrandall7692

Ай бұрын

Just looked at the lyrics. Yeah, he could rap that song virtually word for word and it would work.

@JoshuaBrightman-qj5ob

Ай бұрын

It was an ice t song before jay z plagiarised it

@Tuathadestrider

Ай бұрын

@@johnrandall7692 If you haven't listened to it, you should definitely check out Good Vibrations and also all of the album Pet Sounds. Just beautiful music.

@MrGriff305

Ай бұрын

That would sound terrible

The long disclaimer 😂

@bigJovialJon

Ай бұрын

I was expecting to read something about all the songs side effects (may cause headaches, nausea, and dry mouth. If you find yourself humming this song for more than three hours consult your physician).

@rld1982

Ай бұрын

The Beach Boys' song lyrics were misogynistic? I obviously haven't paid attention to them 🤷🏻‍♂️

@mephistopolice

Ай бұрын

@@rld1982 Give "Hey Little Tomboy" a listen.

@rld1982

Ай бұрын

@@mephistopolice will look it up

@canuckster24

Ай бұрын

@@bigJovialJon If you or a loved one has received significant injury listening to this song, you may be entitled to money. Call the law offices of B.S. Leech and A. Chaser now!

This is fair from ruined, this is enlightened. Deserves a place in the beach boys catalog.

This man put a whole ass letter at the end of the video just to tell YT off. Props dude, major props!

This, unironically, is the very distilled essence of what a mash-up could potentially be. The juxtaposition of the two distinct styles, clean versus dirty language, surfers versus gangstas, bitches versus beaches, this... is a complete triumph. The long screed at the end convinces me that I need to save this video for posterity.

@alterennui3384

Ай бұрын

"complete triumph" made me lol. Well said

@KristovMars

Ай бұрын

Now I gotta learn how to save YT videos for humanity's future. But I got shit to do today!

@hobbesthegoblin

Ай бұрын

@@KristovMars I saved it just in case

@bens5859

Ай бұрын

Agree it's fantastic. But not even this guys best work!

@TheBcoolGuy

Ай бұрын

To be fair, the Beach Boys were mostly singing about bitches and making real good bread.

Immaculate slide whistle 🤌

@gabbonoo

Ай бұрын

omg its that guy! ...just so u know, that hand gesture means, "wtf u talkin about" in italy.

@sujinahjina4238

Ай бұрын

Is he Italian tho?

@gabbonoo

Ай бұрын

@@sujinahjina4238 dont remember, maybe close relatives?

@A-ProductionsYT

Ай бұрын

No way John watches this hidden gem *pick me for yiay*

@ArcticPenguin17

Ай бұрын

This guy gets it

"If you are reading this in the 22nd century, please disregard" is the best disclaimer text I've ever read in my life.

I tip my hat to you sir….this is one of the GREATEST channels ever to grace You Tube.

This is my new banger. Bumping this in my car to work everyday, from now on.

Glad I got to hear this before Universal Music hit it with a DMCA. 99 problems and a lawyer is definitely one.

@YourIdeologyIsDelusional

Ай бұрын

Everyone needs to start uploading their stuff on Odysee.

@davidogle9247

Ай бұрын

😂

@YourIdeologyIsDelusional

Ай бұрын

People really need to start mirroring their stuff on 0_dy-see. Sorry, gotta put a bunch of junk in the name, because Goolag shadow redacts any post containing the name of a competitor otherwise.

@YourIdeologyIsDelusional

Ай бұрын

People really need to start mirroring their stuff on 0_dy-see.

@YourIdeologyIsDelusional

Ай бұрын

People really need to start mirroring their stuff on Oh Dee Why Ess E E.

Dustin: *cites Fair Use, Copyright Law and a specific court case* Universal Music Group: "Aren't you sharp as a tack? You some type of lawyer or something? Somebody important or something?"

@frmcf

Ай бұрын

Well he ain't passed the bar, but he know a little bit, enough that you won't illegally take down his $#¡+

@pierslaverick3266

Ай бұрын

Well, he ain't passed the bar, but he know a little bit. Enough that Universal won't illegally demonitise his shit. "Well we'll see how smart you are when the KZread comes" He's got ninety nine problems and Universal Lawyers (bitches) ain't one.

@tal_the_great

Ай бұрын

"We'll see how smart you are when the Copy-strike comes"

@gamesnmoorer

Ай бұрын

@@tal_the_great he's got 99 prob- *this video is no longer available*

@penofficial_

Ай бұрын

Brilliant comment string here

The profanity is so crisp & well enunciated. 🏄‍♂🌴🏖

This has to be my favourite mash-up yet! It just works. It shouldn't. But it so does!

The "Kiss my whole asshole" had me 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

@rickhunter6479

21 күн бұрын

Diddy

How does the slide whistle get me every single time

@ThinWhiteAxe

Ай бұрын

Magic

@bloomylicious

Ай бұрын

The real MVP of these songs

@TheFreshestResh

Ай бұрын

It's our little secret

@derricktalbot8846

Ай бұрын

not sure if you guys remember one of the late shows did Kenny G & Warren G - Regulate..... it seems like something PERFECT for here.... but imagine Kenny G on the slide whistle? Cant unhear that

@thepapschmearmd

Ай бұрын

I never see it coming.

That harmony makes everything sound good. We need more AI Beach Boys.

This only serves to demonstrate that "I Get Around" is the best-constructed pop song ever.

Well that text scroll at the end was amazing

@crusadernikolai1996

Ай бұрын

Even when you’re right, lawyers cost money

@MatthewTheWanderer

Ай бұрын

Yep, it was worth pausing to read!

@pedxing

Ай бұрын

#SCROLLGANG

This is MY Tortured Poets Department.

@E4439Qv5

Ай бұрын

They are NEVER passing me aux cord at Fight Club again.

The best thing I've seen on a short in a long time!!

Pure gold as usual. Please keep them coming!

Beach Boyz in the Hood - Another Masterpiece!

@cjm9816

Ай бұрын

Lmao

@TwoAcresandaMule

Ай бұрын

dynamite hack

@KristovMars

Ай бұрын

Nice. I award you the Silver Internet Comment medal for Excellence (@govola1995 got the Gold with "99 problems but a beach ain't one")

The beach boyz

@OverTheHorizon840

Ай бұрын

The beay Boys

@metroidomega80

Ай бұрын

So glad someone cleard that up. I wasn't sure WHO these guys were.😂

@soonerborn7603

Ай бұрын

The beach boyz n da hood

@MrTonysharpe121

Ай бұрын

Not at all. Sounds nothing like them.

@markusgeimer3099

Ай бұрын

The Beach Boy-Z

Omfg the "anyhoo" at the end I was laughing so hard. Keep doing this and making my life better! 😂😂😂

thank you for this i needed this

This is an unironic masterpiece.

OK, so that’s today’s earworm sorted…it’s SO catchy, dammit! 😂😂

@OverTheHorizon840

Ай бұрын

Eye danceing

@RaptorStudios

Ай бұрын

Listen to “I Get Around”, the original

This is my favorite of all time. I show it to everyone and come back at least once a month to get my own fix.

I lost it with the countermelody “money, cash, hoes.” 😂

When you grew up by the beach but still gangster

@itsRiske11

Ай бұрын

So Oakland?

@kellenhayes3628

Ай бұрын

So LA?

@serpentinefire921

Ай бұрын

​@@kellenhayes3628he said gangster not gayster

@serpentinefire921

Ай бұрын

​@@kellenhayes3628LA is for cowards

@gmanbo

Ай бұрын

Almost a pirate but not quite

99 problems and they're all Universal Music

I’ve had this in my head all week ! I can’t get enough of it!

I actually love this! Like it's going on my Playlist, love this!

This track made me realize there isn't all that much emotional distance between "I'm gettin' bugged driving' up and down this same old strip" and "I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol." I think Brian and Jay-Z would have understood each other's world-weariness... when "I Get Around" came out, "Caroline, No" was only two years away...

@customsongmaker

Ай бұрын

Jay-Z is unable to understand the motivations of people who can close their mouths to breathe

@standardofexcellence

Ай бұрын

It's all music theory and special trained ear finding the missing link, this was excellent

@abrahamcollier

Ай бұрын

The amount of context required to understand this comment is truly beautiful. Intertextuality at its finest 👏

@zipcity6720

Ай бұрын

A great comment. Two of the more legitimately insightful sentences I have read in a while.

@CatfishGumbo23

Ай бұрын

​@@customsongmaker😅😂

I was so mesmerized by this that i legit forgot to be on the lookout for the slide whistle, hasn't happened forever.

@dracos0024

Ай бұрын

If you're curious, it's at 0:55.

@actuallynotsteve

Ай бұрын

@@dracos0024 yeah thanks, like I heard it but this is the first one where I wasn't waiting to hear when it'd drop.

Hearing a mashup of two of my favourite artists on my birthday, I truly feel I have reached the pinnacle of life. It doesn't get any better than this ❤

The Beach Boys are coming to our state fair in Idaho and I hope they play this ripper!

As a 64 yr old metal head and former surfer, I'm unfamiliar with the original 99 problem song, but this is hilarious. I lost it when the guy rode by surfing the coffin.

@tommynobaka

Ай бұрын

Listen to the og, then come back. It's even funnier 😂

@dehydratedwater9806

Ай бұрын

@@tommynobaka I'm familiar with "I get around" it's pretty much older than metal. If you're suggesting I listen to the 99 probs song, I'll pass.

@BilobateDrip

Ай бұрын

​@dehydratedwater9806 good on you. You aren't missing much 😂

@devintariel3769

Ай бұрын

​@@BilobateDripits the one with Linkin Park that's best

@devintariel3769

Ай бұрын

Denim And Leather...and gold chains

This is the kind of act I NEED to see live! Amazing crossover. Also, the disclaimer at the end: what a way to make this go from frivolously hilarious to thoughtfully serious.

This just started my week off right. Thank you.😂

This is one of the best. Thank you.

99 problems, but a beach ain’t one

I never, ever expected to be so tired, that I would cry tears of happiness at 6:18am listening to a mashup. But here I am at 40 years old, having literally watched the birth of the technological era grow in front of my eyes, culminating in my laughing and weeping, to this. This beautiful, magical genius that has been made possible by ones and zeros. 🤘❤🤘

@Maspets

Ай бұрын

Chill out.

@charaps2608

Ай бұрын

Agreed, it's a tired cliche, but this truly is a wonderful time to be alive.

@Anonymous-lq2bs

26 күн бұрын

Congratulations on the gayest comment award

I really want this as a full song, it’s my fav mashup of yours

I needed this, thanks.

Bro this is golden! And the message at the end is the icing on the cake! Fu** youtube and their standards and Thank you for bringing us hilarious parodies of music!

@DanKaschel

Ай бұрын

The villain here is universal, not YT. YT isn't great but it also doesn't have a lot of choices.

Your tasteful use of slide-whistle is always on point.

i'm SO glad you're back!

These videos are absolutely PHENOMENAL!!!!

Beach Boys goes with everything.

I love how wholesome they look and sound and then they are singing those words! Lol. Hilarious and catchy as hell!

Love these!

im defnitly on the bright side of KZread xD love your channel , keep the videos coming, ive been laughting with your videos for about an 1 hour at least

As an owner of the "Endless Summer" album (on 8-track), I can verify this is the song heard on Program 2, Track 5. 😆

@jamiejoygatto

Ай бұрын

Is this the Surfin' USA music???

@jamiejoygatto

Ай бұрын

Never mind i realized it was "I get Around."

@HannibalUvvU

Ай бұрын

@@jamiejoygatto Thanks i was searching for that information.

@jamiejoygatto

Ай бұрын

@@HannibalUvvU I posted the lyrics somewhere on this page.

At first I read it as Beastie Boys, this is a whole lot better than imagined!

@mikekolokowsky

Ай бұрын

The Beachie Boys would be a great mashup, too.

@mikekolokowsky

Ай бұрын

Surfatage!

I hope you don't ever stop. These are great.

This is amazing 😂 Please do more if this

This was GOLDEN 😍 KZread are their own worst enemy sometimes! I paused through the credits, so brilliantly written. All the best to you and the channel! ❤

Another banger in the books sir

Glad you're back!

Fracking awesome! This made my day TY!

Thank you. No really, thank you. You do really fantastic work and make a whole hell of a lot of people laugh, which is rare, and you do it so well. So, thank you.

Unbelievable talent you have my man.

Just found your channel and i absolutely love it!! Never stop making these! lol...but seriously tho, keep up the amazing work!

We need this stuff on spotify to unironically jam to

Lol, if you play it at 2x speed it's sounds like a Weird Al Polka

@FrecktBoons-sr9op

Ай бұрын

Yes

@crazyjoeshorts5256

Ай бұрын

The speed control is a must if you grew up on 45s and 33s. Some songs sound too fast due to the turn tables moving a bit slow.

There I Ruined It, Huge Fan Here!!! This is exactly what those lyrics were saying, just in 60's-ese. LOL Thank you for all the fun and laughs!!!!!

This insanity right here is why I subscribed. I bet you put songs together in your head all the time too.

Excellent, outstanding! Keep doing what you do.

Beach Boyz in da' Hood!

Thanks to your commentary at the end I just heard _Pretty Woman_ by 2 Live Crew for the first time. I was laughing so hard! Thank you for that bit of enlightenment with the entertainment!!😅😃😅

Love it and the disclaimer scroll at the end.

I really enjoy your content. Thank you for your contributions.

GENIUS!!!

Absolute masterpiece.

This is some of your best work by far

Beautiful!

LOVE IT 😂

I loved it! Sorry to hear you're still fighting KZread, Universal, and anyone else that can't understand (or chooses not to for their own selfish reasons,) fair use and copyright law. Wishing you all the best!

Superb!

Amazing. Just beautiful.

You are hilarious. And talented!

I would play this in a set

This was absolutely amazing. If this doesn't get millions of views I can't even!

Amazingly well done. Thanks!

Awesome stuff, but I *really* love the copyright disclaimer discussion at the end!

That surfin' casket tho. 🤘

The text at the end made me smile. Awesome, thanks for the laughs and keep it up!

just wow!

Imagining the Beach Boys actually singing this in the 60's is quite the image. 🤣

GOLD

This made my day. Thank you.

I was having a rough start to the day and this popped up on KZread...OMG, I can't stop laughing. It's brilliant! Good job.