"Shouldn't we find out who's in charge and get new orders?" "No-one's ordered me to do that." Brilliant.

@superdave8248

2 жыл бұрын

I ain't going to lie. That whole portion of the dialogue gave me flash backs of military service. But to be fair, once you have at least two soldiers you are supposed to figure out who is in charge and then come up with some plan of action. Even if that means a five hour long "take 5".

@mathgasm8484

2 жыл бұрын

feels like the army all over again.

@Bobby90

2 жыл бұрын

Now there's a trooper who's living through - most - battles.

@echoawoo7195

2 жыл бұрын

@@superdave8248 sounds like they did just that then !

@TheIndianaGeoff

2 жыл бұрын

@@superdave8248 Wait a second, belay that new plan, I think I heard something on the radio. We should keep trying.

"He's 70 pounds soaking wet, I can take him" "I should tell you about the little green guy" Incredible

@aaronkonstantine2794

2 жыл бұрын

😂🤣

@skulker1235

2 жыл бұрын

□

@ThatsPrettyFunnyMan

2 жыл бұрын

It's now canon that every trooper listens to *Palpatunes* music app

@feralgeekaesthetic

2 жыл бұрын

@@ThatsPrettyFunnyMan that's probably the only music app their helmets are compatible with lolol

@michaelpettersson4919

2 жыл бұрын

@@feralgeekaesthetic But the empire are too cheap to give them premium accounts so they have to tolerate commercial breaks.

“It’s called a B-Wing because it looks like a blade” My life long question has finally been answered

@pwnmeisterage

Жыл бұрын

It couldn't possibly be more T-shaped ...

@leequeenmusic6973

Жыл бұрын

I have wondered this for 30 plus years. I was todays years old when I found this out lol

@MrSmiley1964

Жыл бұрын

I think they could call it a POS - Wing and no one would argue with them.

@snowmexicanowens8431

Жыл бұрын

@@pwnmeisterage Yeah Lower Case t wing sounds right lol!

@FOLKTALES456

Жыл бұрын

Right.

If a fan can do this, imagine what an air conditioner could do.

@Savage82858

Жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@richardmartin8998

Жыл бұрын

​@@Savage82858 very

@DeSantisIsADouche

Жыл бұрын

*LMAO. Get this person whatever drink they want. On me.*

@shire202

9 ай бұрын

please tell me what air conditioner mean, I'm too old for searching

@aribounty327

8 ай бұрын

I fucking love Air Conditioning!

I would watch a whole series of "The Veteran: A Stormtrooper Story". every episode is this guy doing his utmost to stay alive during numerous Empire missions that just don't make sense.

@MrEvilAudio

2 жыл бұрын

BRILLIANT!!! I'd totally watch every episode! this was refreshing and hilarious, unlike what Disney has done to the franchise.

@rnukes

2 жыл бұрын

think he's a clone?

@MrEvilAudio

2 жыл бұрын

@@rnukes I do not, Clone Wars was earlier in the timeline. I think this is brilliantly written, directed and acted. Proof that the tides are turning and movie makers are like musicians now - able to do everything from home.

@tahj420

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrEvilAudio It also feel like a good parody of war, something Star wars kind of attempted at times.

@garliconionshallot

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrEvilAudio well technically he could be a clone whos still in service althought he doesnt sound like one

It's amazing that I can see the veteran's emotions under the helmet as the rookie is asking about the armor's capabilities.

@ilanabutterfinger6883

2 жыл бұрын

huh? 🤨

@imlost6050

2 жыл бұрын

loollll ikr

@pwnmeisterage

2 жыл бұрын

The shapes of the eyes and mouth on those helmets are great at expressing scowls, sadness, anger, frustration, disbelief. Just a little tilt of the head or silent stillness or different angle of light and shadow - and the face says it all.

@TrollFarmer69

2 жыл бұрын

@@pwnmeisterage Daaaaamn. Now I cant stop seeing the expressions inside the helmets. Its all in the angle...

@albnoel

2 жыл бұрын

Red vs blue really helps with reading facial expressions through helmets

"im pretty sure I can take him...." His confidence is astounding

@therandomcommenter6629

10 ай бұрын

Protagonist literally massacring everyone *that one NPC*

@dessirangelova2676

9 ай бұрын

Pretty sure stormtroopers take down at least one stormtrooper before becoming actual stormtroopers

@CptPhilippnes

4 ай бұрын

I mean he had to have something going for him if he joined the Corps.

@FrostyGerardo-kr7xs

3 ай бұрын

He saw the kid,kicking ases. And went .:" Sure I can take him".

The look of incredulity the vet gives the noob when discussing the armour is priceless. And "Blue ones are the worst"....classic

@ting4758

Жыл бұрын

I mean, the purpose of stormtrooper armor is to disperse energy. It knocks the guy out and saves his life and lets his buddies keep going without spending precious time administering first aid. So in reality, their armor is pretty good.

@pwnmeisterage

Жыл бұрын

@@ting4758 Seems like the armor didn't really help the "Commander" guy who was blasted apart at the bottom of a crater. It didn't really help the guys fighting the kid with the blue glow stick. And it didn't do much against a blaster shot in the leg (which apparently will still require first aid).

@nokh3382

Жыл бұрын

@@pwnmeisterage technically speaking, it does disperse the energy of light to medium blasters but the A280 is a heavy blaster which is why it’s standard among rebels. Also the commander was probably hit by a grenade or artillery because when you see him, he’s half the man he used to be. Then again this is mostly information from the comics which were made after the films so I don’t know if any of this is actually canon.

@drugstore.makeup

Жыл бұрын

@@nokh3382 HALF THE MAN HE USED TO B-S:ODIKFJP;oiw23uj4t[po;'fiqaJWTFG;'LKAJSDFLJLOLOL

@jedironin380

Жыл бұрын

@@nokh3382 I think all regular viewers of this AFK series will tell you that this is AALLLL Canon! I have spoken.

These dudes have better character development than the entire sequel trilogy.

@Rhino-Prime

2 жыл бұрын

Sorry what Sequel trilogy because last i checked there isn't one because it's not cannon

@mortemtyrannus8813

2 жыл бұрын

@@Rhino-Prime You know, the Sequel Trilogy. Also sometimes called the Thrawn Trilogy. Written by Timothy Zahn, got part 1 of a fan film released end of 2021/early 2022. That Sequel Trilogy. Also, no, it doesn't have better character development than the Sequel Trilogy, because the Thrawn novels are masterpieces.

@kirisuma2186

2 жыл бұрын

@@mortemtyrannus8813 wow, someone had some bad weed when watching the movies....

@mortemtyrannus8813

2 жыл бұрын

@@kirisuma2186 Yeah, a lot of them did. They keep going on about this "Rey" chick and how she's somehow better than literally any character that came before her. Then describe this thing with the personality of a plank of wood.

@ntchivo

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

"So aren't you going to do anything?" "I haven't been ordered, Awaiting orders." God damn it this is like every RTS game.

@juxstapo

2 жыл бұрын

....this is surprisingly similar to actually being in the Army

@Asperger0815

2 жыл бұрын

That remembers me so hard of my army days....

@yankeesforlife24

Жыл бұрын

@@juxstapo e4 Mafia motto

@babylegs5049

Жыл бұрын

Thats pretty accurate

@teemo5409

Жыл бұрын

Totally hilarious 😆😂💯

"Someone's out there waving a glow stick around, Is he High?" That got me laughing so hard good job 😂😂😂😂

“no one ordered me to do that” that is SO a stormtrooper thing to say dude that is hilarious

@charlessanders4337

Жыл бұрын

That’s the E-4 mafia right there!

Lol "What color is it?" "Blue..." "Damn it! The Blue ones are the worst." I love the fact that you acknowledge the fact the Jedi with Blue sabers are trained mainly for combat, meaning the troopers would say something like this. Looking over the field and judging how dangerous the jedi are by the color of their lightsabers. I could see that happening. Well done!

@DefecTec

2 жыл бұрын

Also don’t know if it was a reference but the Imperial soldier didn’t do anything until given orders, just like how the British soldiers didn’t do anything in the American revolution and War of 1812 unless told to do so. So when in a battle in 1812 in Louisiana I believe, a commander was shot and killed, he British soldiers just stood there waiting for orders until someone took the commanding officers place, they were just standing getting shot. Don’t know if that was a reference but if so I think it’s really cool and fits

@wexwexexort

2 жыл бұрын

@@DefecTec That's interesting.

@smokey6292

2 жыл бұрын

@@DefecTec that's a falsity, made up by and spread by Americans, look it up it isn't true...

@2hotflavored666

2 жыл бұрын

@@smokey6292 Says the Brit.

@noconnection1839

2 жыл бұрын

@@DefecTec think of standing by for orders in this case... it's a survival tactic. Old trooper sees the writing on the wall. Nobodies around to tell them to run into a hopless fight... So he's taking advantage of the moment. Even saved a life in the process.

"Shouldn't we find out who's in charge and get new orders?" "No-one's ordered me to do that." Thats the most Specialist/Lance Corporal thing ive ever heard

@grantarmbruster6591

2 жыл бұрын

E4 for the win

@snakeshift9172

2 жыл бұрын

E-4 Mafia representing in the Empire.

@Wayofswords

2 жыл бұрын

E-4 mafia pulling up

@facelessman9224

2 жыл бұрын

When you've been in 10 years and are still E4.

@digitarts6085

2 жыл бұрын

wimp wimp~ nasty wimp Whoa

One of the Smartest Storm troopers in history... and also the only one that actually hit something with his blaster, that he intended to hit.

@tintindb

Жыл бұрын

He probably actually sat down and read the section on blaster calibration..

@Ban0909

Жыл бұрын

@@tintindb definitely one of the smartest then.

@troyengle960

Жыл бұрын

I hear a lot that storm troopers suck with their aim. But Vader gave specific orders that the leaders of the rebel alliance be taken alive. Would

@troyengle960

Жыл бұрын

You want to be the one to piss off that seven foot asthmatic lite Brite with anger issues and the force choke? I think not

@dessirangelova2676

9 ай бұрын

Stormtroopers take 6 shots to get a kill irl soldiers take more then 100 000 shots to injure someone

Half way through, I genuinely forgot that it was CGI. Characters in armor are hard to animate and get right, but this does it well! It really feels like there is a human being inside that suit of armor even when you never see any skin whatsoever.

@kennyroberson5726

Жыл бұрын

the only thing that kept distracting me from this not being live action was that the armor definitely was made from the action figures. you can tell from how the "mouth" of the armor isnt painted perfectly to the groove in the helmet and the other aspects that should make depth were also painted on. Again though thats because these models were more than likely made from photoprinting the toy and not being hand made models and textures.

@corellioncrusaderproductio4679

Жыл бұрын

@@kennyroberson5726 I noticed that too, but honestly, it came across to me more like a handmade costume. Infact, most of the Storm Trooper figures have the little vertical vents sculpted into the helmet, which this 3D model doesn't have. If it was a photoscanned figure, I'd think they would have redone the material and fixed the mouth section.

@Zoey--

Жыл бұрын

Agreed if you didn't tell me this was CGI I'd think it was acted.

@lonniedwayne9549

Жыл бұрын

Damn, I thought this was people in costume for real. Lol

@kotbayun6731

Жыл бұрын

I just read that they were not humans! They ARE!!!

they're going to find that trooper sitting there 50 years later still holding that position lmao

@slayden2737

2 жыл бұрын

Nice to see you here

@obsidianjane4413

2 жыл бұрын

Nope. That guy would get promoted to Commander for his actions on Bumfukituni III. He would later be one of the few Imperial company commanders to have over 90% of his unit intact at the desolation of the Galactic Empire and go on to a long and successful life.

@AndrewMellor-darkphoton

2 жыл бұрын

They hold for a week, before getting bored.

@alexengler486

2 жыл бұрын

Any Japanese soldier comes to mind??

@slayden2737

2 жыл бұрын

@@alexengler486 lol

Me, a couple seconds in : "Yeah, that's clearly CGI." Me, a few moments later : "That's CGI, right?..."

@marioruiz8978

2 жыл бұрын

Fr this new unreal engine is really starting to blur the lines for me lol

@antisadboi6934

2 жыл бұрын

I forgot it was chi half way through and was like wow how'd they do.thid with action figures

@box6982

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@lowtopics5253

2 жыл бұрын

Slightly fix the animations like running, head movement and body language, then there will be no line

@MyZ001

2 жыл бұрын

@@capablemachine There's always that one guy...

And that's the story of the two smartest stormtroopers in the whole stormtrooper corps. And how they survived.

@CodeeXD

Жыл бұрын

The smartest stormtrooper and the luckiest*

@DrFrankNStein-sf2ww

11 ай бұрын

Your forgot about Gary the Stormtrooper. 🤣😉

“It’s called a B-Wing because it looks like a blade!” “…..wHaT!?!?” Deadass my reaction lmao

@chaosdragon3588

11 ай бұрын

Dude I had to google an image of a b wing just to see my self

"Hes kicking our asses!" "Yeah, they do that." Hilarious stuff. This was amazing

@FastDuDeJiunn

2 жыл бұрын

imo ending was the best lol. Thats what happened right?.......... FYI.... you do have another leg............ SOB! YEP YEP thats what happened! NOW I REMEMBER EVErythin

@hellskull6667

Жыл бұрын

@Nick H totally true.

I genuinely feel more connected to these characters than anyone in the sequel trilogy.

@grimmjaw02

2 жыл бұрын

if u really think about it we all know Darth Sidious just used them and prob didint give a shit about the strom troppers

@fredwupkensoppel8949

2 жыл бұрын

I felt more connected to the piston rings in Brian's Mitsubishi Eclipse which he fried in his first race in Fast and Furious 1 than to anyone in the sequel trilogy.

@matthewhoobin5730

2 жыл бұрын

Or the prequel trilogy

@shooterfan1974

2 жыл бұрын

I agree

@StayFractalesque

Жыл бұрын

these stormtroopers, fictional characters with a limited perspective contained to only this short film, understand the Star Wars universe far better than all the writers of the sequel trilogy combined..

"He's bouncing the blaster bolts back! Is he allowed to do that?" 3:12

It's official, I want a 9 hour trilogy of the vet trooper trying to stay alive and dealing with the shiny.

Absolutely brilliant!! "Glowstick?" "Palpatunes??" Loved every second!!

@strikeforcealpha9343

2 жыл бұрын

You call that a glowstick? Ignites lightsaber.

@robotzombie4754

2 жыл бұрын

Don forget shiny tupperware

@sigma682

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like you haven’t watch the first one: kzread.info/dash/bejne/mWhnzsl8esKqZtI.html

@Cyberdine.Systems.Model-101

2 жыл бұрын

@@sigma682 You're spot on! I definitely watched them in reverse order. Thanks for the share, though.

@Vysair

2 жыл бұрын

Im dead when he mentioned he's just a shining tupperware

I love how the older trooper has accepted the younger one as a burden he has to bare. He saves him from the Jedi and makes a fake story to save his life. And he understands fighting will only make him die, so he doesn't be a hero and manages to survive long enough to know what jedis can do regardless of their apperance

@spiderz5145

2 жыл бұрын

@Green Carnotaurus “beware of an old man in a profession where men usually die young.”

@yorhaunit8s

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, he is a good kid, just a bit confused.

I love how the rookie doesn't even finish talking about the ships and the vet already knows he's asking about b wings

It's the Willhelm scream for me And the silky-smooth animations And PalpaTunes™ This scene gave me some Firefly pilot vibes, too, which is just about the highest compliment I can give.

@pwnmeisterage

Жыл бұрын

It has some Monty Python as well. Which makes it timelessly absurdist and irreverent.

"A Y-wing looks like a piece of shit but we don't call it a POS-Wing." One of the best lines.

@RandomPerson-ob1hk

2 жыл бұрын

And isn't the B wing the worst one out there haha

@beasthunt

2 жыл бұрын

I wasn't ready for that when he said it. I almost lost my drink over that one.

@Scum8ag

2 жыл бұрын

How DARE you! Y-Wing is BEAUTIFUL!

@the3sounds

2 жыл бұрын

"Maybe we should"

Between the "Red vs. Blue" vibe, "Palpa-tunes," and the Wilhelm scream at the end, this whole video had me laughing the entire time. Bravo!

@midnightcoolcat2890

2 жыл бұрын

I was waiting for “why are we here?”

@thelaughingjester7537

2 жыл бұрын

@@midnightcoolcat2890 I don’t know it’s one of life’s great mystery’s

@Razgriz_01

2 жыл бұрын

You should give "A clone apart" a watch then. Old battlefront 2 machinima, and these Star Wars shorts reminds me of that.

@OgSauce23

2 жыл бұрын

These 2 troopers sitting here on the battlefield like "you ever wonder why we're here"

@RyanSmith-zi3xg

2 жыл бұрын

@@Razgriz_01 came here to say this, it a good show, wish season 2 had been made though. also good to see a fellow ac fan.

Man- the part where he's just staring at him while he describes how the armor is blaster proof- priceless. With the helmets on you have no ability to show the face which makes it near impossible to have characters communicate through body language like that but- it worked perfectly. The blank look of the storm troopers helmet just naturally lends itself to that "Are you an idiot?" kind of expression- Still- that's not easy to pull off- this is extremely well done- and not just from a technical standpoint. The writing, the way you instantly just know both characters, the way they are able to express emotion even with a helmet covering their face, right down to the voices- it all works seamlessly. And the comedic timing is spot on. Very well done.

@devinneubert8108

4 ай бұрын

My man really hit him with the fluoride stare

This seriously needs to be made into a series

This was exceptionally well written and animated. I'd watch an entire show of this

@aaronkonstantine2794

2 жыл бұрын

Ya

@Aegis8836

2 жыл бұрын

like "Battlefield stories" or so XD

@kwisclubta7175

2 жыл бұрын

And you are exceptionally simple-minded and shallow if you think this shit was "exceptionally well written."

@uvshinobi

2 жыл бұрын

@@kwisclubta7175 It’s 5 minutes man, it ain’t that deep.

@alfredibsen4678

2 жыл бұрын

I would like to see a hole series of stormtroopers side

The difference between a old warrior and a brave young warrior... THIS WAS IT! The old warrior knows the game and how not to get killed. The young warrior has no clue and is ready to get out there and prove themselves. This also is the one time the young warrior was spared so he could learn the way of the old warrior because there are no living brave young warriors.

@feralgeekaesthetic

2 жыл бұрын

I hate to be that bitch who quotes hamilton but here I am. "dying is easy, young man. living is harder."

@cymond

2 жыл бұрын

As my father said, the are old bikers and there are bold bikers, but there are *no* old bold bikers.

@KingOfAllAnimals

2 жыл бұрын

@@cymond A classic statement!

@puncture4093

2 жыл бұрын

Take a shot every time you see "warrior" in this comment.

@IIIUMlNATI

Жыл бұрын

Except Ronald Speirs. #legend

This was 1000% times better than anything Disney has pumped out.

@TocRat2009

Жыл бұрын

I can argue that Rogue One was comparable.

@redsands1001

Жыл бұрын

Try andor

@KalomikaArts

Жыл бұрын

Not better than rogue one

@KalomikaArts

Жыл бұрын

Or Andor

@serverphoenix2048

Жыл бұрын

@@TocRat2009re you kidding me…? Rogue One is garbage.

and THAT, ladies and gentlemen is how you survive as an Imperial Storm Trooper!

Really loving what you're doing with these. I know they're "just a workflow test", but they're funny, well written, just delightful. Would love to see them keep coming!

@bristlethistle7456

2 жыл бұрын

Video came out 3 days ago. Comment is 8 days old. This some kind of jedi mind trick?

@stefbrucker79

2 жыл бұрын

@@bristlethistle7456 From the description: "Join our Patreon @ www.patreon.com/PeterHaynes for early access to future episodes. " So video probably was uploaded a week early, but unpublished / unlisted and only the Patreon got a direct link to it.

@paladinheadquarters7776

2 жыл бұрын

@@bristlethistle7456 I know I’m so confused

@dianapennepacker6854

2 жыл бұрын

@@bristlethistle7456 Patreon users get first dibs on X context. Don't know how it works, but glad quality content is supported. Usually they like to squander it to be say first :)😃 The grizzled storm trooper is awesome.

@godspi4609

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed these are fun...should be a series

I love this concept. The grizzled, world-weary veteran having to constantly deal with doe-eyed recruits fresh out of the academy is a pretty solid idea, especially when done through the eyes of stormtroopers.

@its_saval

2 жыл бұрын

and maybe the veteran can even be a clone

@rusone2516

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine the cameos

@neverlistentome

2 жыл бұрын

"That's not a concept, it's a trope." "It's too prevalent to be a trope, that's a cliché".

@meleardil

2 жыл бұрын

@@its_saval He MUST be a clone if he refers to the "little green guy". Yoda was not in combat after order 66. So he is in service for at least 25 years but most likely more.

there were parts where i completely forgot this was an animation. unreal engine did such a good job.

This sort of work makes me question why big studios can’t do better, or hire fresh talent.

@TocRat2009

Жыл бұрын

They do hire fresh talent...the wrong talent.

I was expecting a serious-tone short story But this is really hilarious

I wanted an X-wing for Christmas when I was 8, but got a Y-wing instead. That "POS" joke hit hard.

@grimlock1471

Жыл бұрын

I always thought it was weird that the Y-wing seemed a much higher quality toy than the "hero" X-wing.

@proxygaming8590

Жыл бұрын

Dude I feel ya. When I was 10, I wanted an X-wing for Christmas, and my parents accidentally got me a ship from star-trek. It made me laugh so hard...

How 5 minute short film has more interesting dialog, characters and character development (also looks better aaand makes more sense) than first 4 episodes of Kenobi series?! Great work! Amazing.

I love the look (head tilt) the vet gives the rookie when he says something about his armor being blaster proof.

This just make me want a Stormtrooper centered, Star Wars Veitnam movie even more!

@atom6258

2 жыл бұрын

Bucket heads is worth a watch

@krieger8825

2 жыл бұрын

Space NVAs

@Yotarian

2 жыл бұрын

So basically more of the battle of Endor. "The trees are speaking Ewokese!"

@francisphang242

2 жыл бұрын

Also known as as "Ewok Hunt"...

@dd11111

2 жыл бұрын

@@Yotarian Nah, more like Falucsia. I was thinking more of a tale of comeradery and horrors of war. Almost all Vietnam war movies are about one of two things if not both. "Should we really be here" and "how war changes people, and makes evil actions seem justified or normal." I want to see that kind of atmosphere portrayed. But Disney owns the IP now so I might as well be hoping for world peace.

Even though it's only 2 troopers talking, it's easily one of the best Star Wars shorts I've seen. Well written and executed !

@Milos596

2 жыл бұрын

It's already better than entire sequel trilogy

@Dmartinez117

2 жыл бұрын

Almost Executed As Greatly as Order 66!

@marcfuchs6938

2 жыл бұрын

@@Milos596 That's how easy it is to gather like minded people, wanted to say the exact same. =3 Few minutes of fan content easily crush the ginormous Hollywood productions.

This is some of the best animation, scripting, and acting I’ve ever seen.

These are pure genius. . .

That guy is the king of "keep your head down and carry on", but if he ever hits a moment where he has no other option I imagine him laying bodies out like the grim reaper himself.

@lunkystraydog6572

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it feels like he's just not wanting to relieve the time he woke up surrounded by corpses, memories foggy hands bloody

@MidnightDStroyer

2 жыл бұрын

He seems like the grizzled, experienced veteran, so yeah...Doing exactly that is the best way to someday become a grizzled, *old* veteran.

@Gorf2003

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, because he can smell incompetence in the lines of the enemy xD

@ShrankTheFirst

2 жыл бұрын

@@MidnightDStroyer "Beware the old man in a profession where men usually die young."

@rembrandtshadows

2 жыл бұрын

I think he is waiting for everyone else to wear themselves, use up their extra lives, and rage quit the server.

Wilhelm scream at the end. Just perfect. They should make this canon.

@damianmayo3174

2 жыл бұрын

I clapped like a 5 yr old when i heard the wilhelm scream lmao

@seansean7814

2 жыл бұрын

@@damianmayo3174 icing on the cake for sure

@elanthys

2 жыл бұрын

That and "PalpaTunes" 🤣🤣 perfect ending...

Funnily enough the armour actually is blaster proof up to a point. That's why the rebel rifles are all that same model. It's one of the widely produced ones that penetrates stormtrooper armour rather than being absorbed by it.

We just need an entire movie based on this it would earn more than the sequels ever have.

4:50 "I WILL save you....even if I have to hurt you." Not gonna lie, that's kinda wholesome......

Its actually pretty sad these short clips are more entertaining than actual star wars films. Brilliant writing and voice acting, well done.

@golik133

2 жыл бұрын

It's always like two kingdoms are fighting .... mmpire vs Rebels

@blackmetal4546

2 жыл бұрын

Star Wars is one of the greatest fictional universes ever created. There's so much potential for story telling in the Star Wars universe even the creator himself George Lucas barely tapped in to it.

@billbored8277

2 жыл бұрын

@@blackmetal4546 And yet Disney can still screw it up.

@Scroolewse

2 жыл бұрын

@@billbored8277 I think they did an OK job. well at least Rian did an OK job JJ kinda fucked it all up also Mando was everything anyone could have hoped for. overall the good that has come out outweighs the bad for me

@billbored8277

2 жыл бұрын

@@Scroolewse Ruin Johnson was the worst! Last Jedi was an abomination.

This was outstanding!! Please, Please, Please do a whole season, NAY 5 ! Of 'The life of an old Trooper'. This is epic. Better than anything else I've seen in a long long long time!

0:01 me on my way to the local Walmart during blackfriday sale

this is actually one of the best fan things I've ever seen. So much character, and all with no faces, in 5 mins! Well done!!!!

@mikek9297

2 жыл бұрын

It's better than an in-engine fan film has any business being... this is quality SW content

@tr1p1ea

2 жыл бұрын

Existential troopers is another good one, it's Mandalorian clips though not UE5

@whyjnot420

2 жыл бұрын

Reminded me of Troops.

@BoomerKeith1

2 жыл бұрын

Check out "First Day" made by the same people (it's on this channel). These are amazing.

@whyjnot420

2 жыл бұрын

@@BoomerKeith1 That one was amusing, but also aggravating. But not in a bad way. In the "ffs I want to strangle, toss over a cliff, power brake on the chest of and finally piss on the corpse of the new guy" kind of way. (as opposed to the "I want to strangle whoever wrote this crap" way.)

Fun fact: stormtrooper armor doesn’t deflect blaster bolts, but if hit by a light-medium weapon it just knocks the stormtrooper out so they can be put in a bacta tank later.

@casteelant42

2 жыл бұрын

Pffft, as if the Empire is going to bother putting every hurt stormtrooper in a bactatank. Still nice in concept tho i guess.

@alexd4566

2 жыл бұрын

@@casteelant42 I think he’s referring to bacta pods, the portable form of the bacta tank. You could use them in the old Battlefront games

@nicholashodges201

2 жыл бұрын

@@casteelant42 it's cheaper and faster than training a new one. Remember these aren't clone troopers, there's limits to their "disposability" since they have civilian connections AND need to be recruited & trained.

@MrDMIDOV

2 жыл бұрын

@@nicholashodges201 palpatine kinda went full retard mode when he became emperor, the entire empire made no sense. Such a shame, he was a really good villain before he became emperor.

@nicholashodges201

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrDMIDOV what he does makes a lot more sense when you actually take the time to study the Austrian bastard Emperor Scrotumface is based on instead just getting triggered when you see his name. Even Schiklegrubber knew it's cheaper to fix soldiers than to get new ones

Please please do more of the Star Wars short story comedies they're absolutely hilarious and well edited great job hope to see more

The Conversation About The Armor Had Me Rolling. The Fact Alone They Wear Helmet's But Still Can Tell The Expressions Is Perfect. Well Done Just Came Across These Videos Recently And I'm A Fan

Personally, this how I envisioned StormTroopers talked and behaved. I really like this I hope to see more.

@matttoosmooth7982

2 жыл бұрын

These are literally the conversations you hear them having when your sneaking by or around before alerting them 😂😂

@MrRedstoneready

2 жыл бұрын

Why I love the scouts from Mandalorian, they reminded me of old KZread stormtrooper sketches from collegehumor and others

@wicked_5518

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrRedstoneready I honestly don't like when stormTroopers are portrayed as retards they are the elite of the empires soldiers. In the in the first 3 films they were portrayed as an elite fighting force and being retards a good mix now Disney has completely fucked them over there just cannon fodder now.

@Zacharysharkhazard

2 жыл бұрын

@@wicked_5518 1. Cool it with that word buddy, 2. Stormtroopers were NEVER intended to be elite, where the fuck are you getting that from? They’re nothing but the expendable grunts of the Empire’s forces.

@wicked_5518

2 жыл бұрын

@@Zacharysharkhazard mate Storm troopers are elite compared to the main infantry aka imperial army troopers

"I've should tell you about the green guy one day" That was a nice touch

@kamal_jab

2 жыл бұрын

That trooper is a clone , how else he knew about the little green guy.

@cowmaster9180

2 жыл бұрын

@@kamal_jab makes sense as he sounds pretty old

@steveishere8808

2 жыл бұрын

@@cowmaster9180 Not to mention the emphasis he puts on orders

@CsStoker

2 жыл бұрын

@@kamal_jab He's a stormtrooper, not exactly a clones. The majority of stormtroopers during the imperial age were recruits rather than clones

@cameo8996

2 жыл бұрын

@@CsStoker The majority, meaning this was an exception. One can technically be both stormtrooper and clone.

Imagine a survival open world game where your a stormtrooper with your squad and through the story the team gets picked off one by one and then at the end of the story the Death Star blows up and the main character stands there realising his teams deaths were for nothing and then the game ends with you getting executed by rebels the story could also show the darker side of the rebels too

I must have watched this fifty times. Never gets old. Absolutely love how the creators are able to get the incredulous stare coming from an immovable mask just in the proper tilt of the head and comedic timing.

feels like the original Red vs Blue honestly great job

@AarPlays

2 жыл бұрын

I couldn't put my finger on it but you're entirely right. Sarge and caboose?

@CartyCantDance

2 жыл бұрын

@@AarPlays maybe like griff and the new recruit

@rickyevans2697

Жыл бұрын

@@AarPlays. More like Donut!

@saberdragon1625

Жыл бұрын

yeah ive been getting that feeling to

"Pretty wild out there huh?" "Yup" "Bit different than the simulations.." That´s peak OG-STW humor, right there. Well done! Xddd

@nearby222

2 жыл бұрын

Just like the simulations

@SaltineChips

2 жыл бұрын

@@nearby222 Watch those wrist rockets!

@Scroolewse

2 жыл бұрын

isnt that a prequel joke? ie not "OG"

@SaltineChips

2 жыл бұрын

@@Scroolewse Star Wars Battlefront II joke (the old one from like 06')

@nearby222

2 жыл бұрын

@@Scroolewse OG battlefront 2 the clones would randomly comment "just like the simulations" because of the training they received on Kamino. Him saying it's different is just a reference to how poorly trained the stormtroopers were compared to the clones.

These Troopers are brilliant and amazingly talented. Thank you for sharing your craft! Can’t wait to see a short featuring TIE Fighter Pilots.

"shouldn't we get new orders?" "no-one's ordered me to do that."

This scene of a guy coming up on an older ally that's sitting in a trench, while the commanding officer is dead. Looks exactly like the opening to starcraft brood war. I love it.

@ElBandito

2 жыл бұрын

Or Heart of Darkness.

@acorr14

2 жыл бұрын

Yesss instantly gave me Brood War vibes

@gns942

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah this is literally what I thought of. "Who's in charge here!?" *stops, looks, goes back to rocking* "Where is the air support!?" *points up*

@Niilomaan

2 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure it was intentional. It was almost 1:1.

@Banjo-Oz

2 жыл бұрын

That opening cutscene was the first thing I thought of seeing the start of this, too!

I couldn't stop laughing when he shot him in the leg so that he doesn't try to get himself killed by the Jedi. Also, Palpatunes? Is that like a Star Wars version of Spotify? If it is, I like that idea. Listening to music while in a warzone.

@PeterOsburg

2 жыл бұрын

I understood "Palpatine" at first and imagined it as a Star Wars version of "Alexa". And I like that idea as it is amazingly funny :)

@MrJameslopez99

2 жыл бұрын

"Palpatunes; play joe rogan intergalactic experience #66 emporer Palpatine interview"

@someonerandom704

2 жыл бұрын

I'm imagining Luke knowing that the troopers are there and knowing that the grizzled one won't let the other guy bother him

@Barri2410

2 жыл бұрын

More like Alexa, but meh, 🗿

I've been waiting 30 years for an on-point Y-Wing joke and I wasn't disappointed

Every time that I watch this, I wish I could like it an additional time.

"The Y-Wing looks like a piece of shit, we don't call it a POS-Wing!" Never laughed this hard in my life.

@sarvolfe6435

2 жыл бұрын

I loved the " I should tell you about the little green guy one day " line, pissed myself laughing.

If they did a starwars series like this or game, I'd be so happy

@treystephens6166

2 жыл бұрын

Disney don’t care.

@kassaken6521

2 жыл бұрын

Nah, star wars is for kids.

@the_realbwkool

2 жыл бұрын

@@kassaken6521 Mandalorian and and Book of Boba Fett are rated TV-14 so it's possible

@kassaken6521

2 жыл бұрын

@@the_realbwkool As long as that target demographic exist, Im afraid we won't see any gruesome star wars content. I'm talking about limbs being severed by lightsabers, head shots, etc...

@the_realbwkool

2 жыл бұрын

@@kassaken6521 I really want to see a brutal Star Wars series

Omg... I could watch these ALL DAY LONG!!

I need a whole series right. Now.

Absolutely loving this series already. Writing is great and voice acting is spot on too.

@DALLASBARNETT

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks mate!

@Baliken100

2 жыл бұрын

IT'S A SERIES?!!?

@Baliken100

2 жыл бұрын

@@DALLASBARNETT FANTASTIC work man. very entertaining, and hilarious lol

@marlu72

2 жыл бұрын

@@Baliken100 Well, two "episodes" at least so far ;)

@XaliberDeathlock

2 жыл бұрын

Writing is bad though. Sounds like someone who watched only the movies.

3:52 "I'm pretty sure I can take him" his whole demeanor changes like he's the chosen one to kill this jedi. Haha

This is the kind of Trooper content we want and need

God I love the recreation of the StarCraft 1 introduction. Shit is amazing

The imperfection of the helmets is absolutely amazing in my opinion, the fact that it was known that the prop ones where somewhat not symmetrical etc and showing the paint for the vents, its all very good!

"Am I basically running around the battlefield with the Chinese tupperware?!" That joke is brilliant, ma mayne!

@DesiraiX16

2 жыл бұрын

actually, i think he says "in shiny tupperware"

@instantstupor

2 жыл бұрын

@@DesiraiX16 Absolutely does. It'd be pretty weird of anyone in Star Wars to reference current Earth locations lol.

@sleepshouter5017

2 жыл бұрын

@@instantstupor but they’ll mention current earth companies lol. Tupperware isn’t in the Star Wars universe

@meleardil

2 жыл бұрын

@@sleepshouter5017 During "translation" you replace references with the appropriate ones. He said the tupperware equivalent in their universe. :D

@Armageist

Жыл бұрын

@@sleepshouter5017 Coca-Cola is canon in Star Wars. No reason why tupperware couldn't be as "Plastoid".

That look the veteran gave him when the rookie thought the armor was blaster proof

"Palpetine play something epic" - just awesome, hats-off

Incredible. The visuals, The sound effects, the stellar interactions between the characters. Just Incredible.

@verdiblue

2 жыл бұрын

dont forget the rivetting script. worthy of an oscar

This has more character development than the entire sequel trilogy

@tetrahydrocannabinol252

2 жыл бұрын

I mean that isnt that Hard tho…

@LordBonesaw

2 жыл бұрын

Stop stealing other peoples comments

@johnfogarty91

2 жыл бұрын

My ballsack has more character development than the entire sequel trilogy

@marioruiz8978

2 жыл бұрын

@@johnfogarty91 Fin could’ve had ur ballsacks character development but they somehow fucked that up too

@kivsa85

2 жыл бұрын

@@LordBonesaw At least I had the chance to read it. Thank you @Deep n Wide

I love the part where hes like “that guy’s waving a glow stick around is he high?!” 😂

Do you realize how good this was? Better script than anything from the bigwigs. Loved it. Shared it.

Such a masterpiece 👏 I hope this turns into a series, we could use some more fresh Star Wars content :)

@laxatives0

2 жыл бұрын

hey bro love ur vids

@DALLASBARNETT

2 жыл бұрын

Its a series. We are making at least 2 more. Hit our Patreon above to help out

@ericvonhenry2812

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, a series would be terrific.

@mikaelgrande6968

2 жыл бұрын

Disney’s love for money will undoubtedly ruin even this if they get their hands on it, doesn’t matter how solid the source material is.

@andrewgrievous9733

2 жыл бұрын

@@mikaelgrande6968 That's straight up bullshit

The story, voice acting, graphics - absolute perfection!

2:19 Oh. My. God.

Star Wars... The IP that keeps on giving. One of the perks of a galaxy far far away: so... many... stories! All those films and series and novels and comics and shorts like this here CGI masterpiece... all those *years* ... and the die-hard fan in me is *still* hungry for more Star Wars stories.

5 Minutes with these two, and I know their personalities & motivations better than any of the characters in Episodes 7, 8, and 9.

This needs to be a series this is absolutely top 3 short films on YT for me.

@nicholashodges201

2 жыл бұрын

It definitely ranks up there with T.R.O.O.P.S.

@rosie684

2 жыл бұрын

@@nicholashodges201 what is that? Nothing comes up when searching for it

@nicholashodges201

2 жыл бұрын

@@rosie684 it's a really old fan film that follows an Imperial patrol on Tattoine in the style of cops. It's freaking hilarious. It's on KZread somewhere. That's where I saw it

@robertdevito5001

2 жыл бұрын

@@nicholashodges201 "all suspects are presumed guilty under the law, that's why we arrested them" lol

@wzz7380

2 жыл бұрын

In France we have something called " Kaamelott " . Its done by a famous french actor (Alexandre Astier) and its little scenes like that but in the point of view of Arthur circle table and everyone around him. This is so fucking funny, if they to do that for Star wars in USA, i'll definitively watch it !

There are so many times where it just looks...real. Like you just setup a studio and actually filmed this. It's so crazy.

"The Y-Wing looks like a piece of s**t, but we don't call it the POS-Wing" Shots fired lol.

The big studios can pack their stuff. A few people can do much better with the new technologies now. That was really fun to watch, even inspiring to think about the troopers perspective and funny. Not to mention it looked absolutely convincingly real. And I don't even like Star Wars...

@charlesmaclellan8124

2 жыл бұрын

So we officially need a Storm Troopers comedy to bring in the normies. Pretty sure all the hard as fuck StarWars fans would be down with it to lol

@mattia3554

2 жыл бұрын

@@charlesmaclellan8124 bro wtf is that normie stuff, unless you are a nerd sw fans are normal people lol

2:20 good thing we're blaster proof right? 2:46 what the hell is that 2:55 I'm pretty sure I can take him 4:17 for the emperor 4:24 no I didn't 5:01 Palpatunes There are so many good parts in this video and I love them all

@klite789

2 жыл бұрын

I loved ALL of these parts specifically 🤣🤣🤣

we need 1000 seasons with these two it will be gold

"He's bouncing the blaster bolts back! Can he do that? Is that ALLOWED?!"