May i be pinned?

@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas

Жыл бұрын

I forgot which button that is..

@scott-gaming.8834

Жыл бұрын

@@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@brok56

Жыл бұрын

Now you can say BROTHER I AM PINNED HERE!

@scott-gaming.8834

Жыл бұрын

Sir i am 16

@Panzernumbawan

Жыл бұрын

@@scott-gaming.8834 💀

"I PUNCHED ONE OF HIS HEARTS OUT, WHY DOES NO ONE REMEMBER THAT!!!"

@the-wanderer111

Жыл бұрын

Leman: Haha, Spine goes snap.

@insertedgynamehere

Жыл бұрын

He has two hearts, you have one spine.

@goldietheswagbear8288

Жыл бұрын

because what leman did fucked magnus up even more leman got his heart punched out and was stabbed by the lion and was apparently still okay enough to go on a quest, in the fucking warp.

@alricmalicorne321

Жыл бұрын

@@insertedgynamehere Still better than most of the spineless loyalists.

@insertedgynamehere

Жыл бұрын

@@alricmalicorne321 the traitors sold their souls to hell because they didn't have the balls to fight on their own.

Leman: "backbrokenprimarchssaywhat" Magnus: "what?" Leman: *breaks his back*

@joshrobins130

Жыл бұрын

Leman: I always knew you were SPINELESS Magnus!

@antonyjitto1284

Жыл бұрын

@@joshrobins130 Magnus: I PUNCHED OUT ONE OF YOUR DAMN HEARTS! I THINK THIS COUNTS AS A DRAW!

@filipgorecki4360

Жыл бұрын

Step on a crack, break Magnus'es back

"your space magic can't hurt me because i can't read" -leman Russ before having one of his hearts blown out by said space magic

@goldietheswagbear8288

Жыл бұрын

he wasn't hurt that much since he was fine enough to break magnus's spine

Implying that Leman knows this many words. The Brick between his ears doesn't have that much storage space

really loved how you captured the intricate battle of minds that happens when a psychic titan like Magnus duels a primarch like Leman

@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas

Жыл бұрын

;)

@EVER_PRINCE

Жыл бұрын

What happens when 1000 IQ vs 10 IQ

@lewisirwin5363

Жыл бұрын

@@EVER_PRINCE But which is which?

@brok56

Жыл бұрын

​@@lewisirwin5363 yes

Magnus then comes back with “How about Leman, THE FURRY!?” And Russ just fucking dies

@durinV

Жыл бұрын

dunno, we're talking about Leman, he would probably take as a compliment and start howling to the winds

@cesare_1302

Жыл бұрын

​@@durinV bark in wolfen doggo*

@captaintitus4637

Жыл бұрын

@@durinV wolfwolfwolfwolfwolfwolfwolfwolfwoflwolf

@mmyr8ado.360

Жыл бұрын

​@@durinVHe'll probably copy Corvus and turn into a huge pack of wolves caught in a blistering blizzard

Leman Russ: Hey, I need you to find the updaddy. Magnus the Red: What's updaddy? Leman Russ: 😌

As a man once said: Wink Wink Nudge Nudge *HIT MAGNUS WITH THE BACK BREAKER*

This is why the Loyalists won, Leman could carry the team on his back. Magnus has no back.

That last one is actually mortarion.

@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas

Жыл бұрын

Morty: 'Someone called me?'

@xzenitramx666

Жыл бұрын

@@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas stay away that smell can take the paint out of Terminator power Armour.

Totally canon, the reason you can't find this fight anymore is because it was purge by the inquisition

Everyone always says that Horus and Bobby G were the best Imperial diplomats, but here we can see that Leman’s diplomatic skills are on a whole other level

Magnus: “HOW CAN YOU CALL ME “STINKY”???!?!” YOU DONT EVEN BATHE WHERE YOU COME FROM!!!!” Leman: “Doesn’t matter, even my impressive musk pales in comparison to the smell of that squid you call a master and his cabal of sweaty hemaphrodites, burnt angry cripples, and sentient trash bags he calls friends.”

@requiemnemesis2413

Жыл бұрын

Actually the vikings used soap

@zcgamerandreacts2762

Жыл бұрын

​@@requiemnemesis2413Shhhhhhush

@glitterboy2098

Жыл бұрын

​@@requiemnemesis2413 one of the main complaints the anglosaxons and franks had against the populations of the norse settlements in their lands was "their men bathe daily and devote much time to being well groomed, and are seducing all our women"

@akumaking1

2 ай бұрын

What about Mortarion?

Magnus has gotten stinky from all the time he spends reading books like a nerd instead of taking a shower.

Scorcese is weeping because he knows he could never compete with this absolute magnum opus of a creation.

@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas

Жыл бұрын

Hahah, I am picturing this!

Missed the opportunity to say Magnus the *SPINELESS*

@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas

Жыл бұрын

Damn it!

A clash of epic proportions!

Leman the furry

@hexen4907

Жыл бұрын

Big burn

@GreaterGrievobeast55

Жыл бұрын

"LEMAN THE MILK DRINKER!"

@michelecastellotti9172

Жыл бұрын

Meeelkmhan nutz more like it

Oh my god. Leman just hit Magnus with the back breaker! -is that, IT IS! HOLY SHIT! ITS CONSTANTIN VALDOR WITH THE GOLDEN CHAIR!

leman knowing the best way to hurt an alpha psycher, devastating psychic damage.

Leman Russ has his own spell chanting to beat Magnus🤣

The burning *on* Prospero

magnus the person who didn't do anything wrong

Leman Russ: "Step on the crack and you break your brothers back!" *Steps on a crack.* **[Hears back break]** Magnus: "Fuck! my back!"

Getting into an “insult off” was what Magnus did wrong

As janus stared down leman,the returned wolf king knew exactly who he was standing in front of. It was him. He wasn't a daemon. How? "How...how are you standing here..." Januss hands gripped in fury. He knew leman,the man who directed his sons to burn his world,who butchered his people in the name of a twisted justice. But then janus sighed "Im standing here because im but 1 of 2 shards of myself. Only i,and the crimson king remain. Because of you." Leman looked shameful. He closed his eyes,waiting for death,yet janus was perplexed. "...what are you doing?" "I burned prospero,its people and hurt you. Vengeance is right here. I know you still have fury about it." *As janus summoned the titansword,he looked at the sword,then to guiliman,the lion and fulgrim. Looking at russ,he sheated his sword.* "Your right. I do still harbor a grudge for what you did to prospero,reasons or otherwise. But i also know you did not do this of your own free will and followed orders over your own morals. As for you..." Janus then turned his attention to isha, recovering and sitting near the wall politely. "Is it true that you and father cleansed mortarions soul or not?" Both fulgrim and the lion were stunned "Mortarion...hes been saved by...father?" The lion spoke in shock. Isha nodded. "Yes,he is. He now acts as my,and your fathers champion. It was actually he and russ who freed me." Fulgrim laughed at the notion "It seems i am not the only fool to be redeemed then. I must admit,it gives me some solace." Guilliman nodded. "In any case it is good you are back russ,magnus. That being said..." Magnus chuckled. "Oh regarding that desire thats been burning on your mind? This i can say roboute. We will rebuild the inperium as you tried before. But 1st...i believe its time we return the aeldari one of there pantheons number." Russ and fulgrim nodded "I agree." Fulgrim said. "Guiliman has strengthened relationships with them prior,if anything this could be the start of a geniune alliance,at least in regarding allying with us specifically and what not over the inperium at large." Isha nodded "And soon,another among what is left of us will soon wake."

@wylandnares8642

Жыл бұрын

FANFIC YES!

@lolbots686

Жыл бұрын

@@wylandnares8642 if your curious about context Basically before this Guiliman found clonegrim on the wasteland of isstvann mourning rylanor and paying his respects to ferrus, after he dual wielded fireblade and the emporors sword,the chaos fulgrim got thanosed The lion would wake from the rock by cypher who was actually corswain,who was sucked into the warp like the fallen and was ordered by omegon to do all the crazy shit with his guidance Janus aka non chaos magnus was kaldor draigo and had been jumping into the bodys of each grandmaster ever since he was yeeted into revuel arvida,who now joins gman oficialy after he and gman restored the grey knights honor as a chapter and made sure they arent beholden to bullshit politics And russ would return from the warp after he freed isha,with help from a somewhat more wisened mortarion who was reborn by the emporor and ishas power. Russ would with isha embark on a journey through the warp and realspace and has been a companion of sorts while on the run from nurgle forces led by typhus. This gathering takes place shortly after russ and isha got to safety on fulgrims new ship,the dawnbringer and the party now united agree to work together and fix the inperium,starting with the inquisition

@wylandnares8642

Жыл бұрын

@@lolbots686 Sounds nice! Is this a one off, or is the story posted somewhere?

@Fordo007

Жыл бұрын

@@lolbots686 what fanfic is that?

@lolbots686

Жыл бұрын

@@Fordo007 a fanfic i made where theres less really stupid writing. The fanfic follows guilimans adventures after the indomitous crusade,from working on relations with the aeldari,tau and votann,to trying to curb the inperiums rampant xenophobia,all while slowly uniting the living brothers,starting with clonegrim

Magnus biggest mistake was trying to insult Wolf Vicking man. The only way to insult him is to shave off his beard when his a sleep. Sure, he might kill you for that, but he will forever remember it.

“Magnus the *did everything wrong* ”

I like Magnus

'Ole Fenrisian magic, more specifically vicious mockery.

I wish this had at least 1,000,000 views.

@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas

8 ай бұрын

I share that sentiment. Though, I am happy for every single view it's already got.

He did my boy Magnus dirty

Mortarion: THAT PSYKER FILTH STOLE MY STINKY TITLE!

Lotr first movie PTSD

Remember: Ancient Norse had rap battles called flyting. Make of that what you will.

Magnus you could have called him the pug king

@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas

Жыл бұрын

That would have been a great insult!

He is not silly wolves are silly you lemon man

Magnus the spineless would fit

"Roasted him so hard his back became invisible"

And here we have the alternate timeline where Magnus and Leman act like brothers and actually like spending time with one another (though they'll never admit it as is the way of siblings).

This is literally my math teacher vs P.E teacher

ME.😂😂😂😂. 10/10 video.

and this is why to this day, whenever Magnus the Red even hears the words Space Wolves, he turns into his true form and angrily temper tantrums. *SPACE WOLVES?!* oops...

This is the real reason why he turned to chaos

For some reason magnus sounds like phil Lamar to me

magnus did not betrayed

You forgot the best one. Magnus did something wrong.

so... he broke magnus' back by shitposting? no wonder they burned all records

You did it good. But by god I want that with tts voice actors

@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas

Жыл бұрын

I totally get that!

Lmao

😂 so good

I really gotta read this book

Hmph...Magnus...the Wolf!

Pov: no spine

Should’ve said “Magnus the mankey”

@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas

Жыл бұрын

Heheh

#Magnus did nothing wrong.

@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas

Жыл бұрын

He was asked to do nothing and he did it wrong.

@goldietheswagbear8288

Жыл бұрын

yeah he was told to do nothing and fucked that up.

I wish I didn't know about the saruman one.

@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas

Жыл бұрын

Still the goat

@Unnatural09

Жыл бұрын

@@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas ya buddy.

So, what Primarch would most likely have Dagoth Ur's voice?

@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas

Жыл бұрын

Lorgar

Hehe stinky

Brother i am pinned here!

That’s some pretty cringe art. Looks like whoever drew Russ wants to kiss him, or desperately wants him as a dudebro friend.

@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas

Жыл бұрын

You don't want to kiss russ? Strange.