THE BASTION SONG - A Musical by JT Music

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Ever wonder why Bastion just beeps and boops all the time? Well turns out he's got a severe potty mouth. You'll find out what we mean in this Bastion Musical.
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THE BASTION SONG - A Musical by JT Machinima [Explicit]
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  • @human-fu1bn
    @human-fu1bn5 жыл бұрын

    Zenyatta : Tell me your thoughts, my friend Bastion :

  • @seanaddison6185

    @seanaddison6185

    4 жыл бұрын

    Zenyatta: HOLY SH*T

  • @freedommoon3445

    @freedommoon3445

    4 жыл бұрын

    "beep bip boop"Bastion said.

  • @Lost_Stories_In_The_Dark

    @Lost_Stories_In_The_Dark

    4 жыл бұрын

    Genji Shimada stop we know that he sang that in his vid

  • @willtheshyguy

    @willtheshyguy

    4 жыл бұрын

    Zenyatta: tell me your thoughts, my dear friend Bastion:BWEEP BEEP BEE BOO BWEE BWEE BO BEEP BWOOO Zenyatta: o-oh my...

  • @hoodedxvi346

    @hoodedxvi346

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hoop b eep

  • @scottygg8550
    @scottygg85504 жыл бұрын

    excuse that tiny outburst "bastion you killed 7 children"

  • @texasbutter1341

    @texasbutter1341

    4 жыл бұрын

    XD

  • @flyhigh4078

    @flyhigh4078

    4 жыл бұрын

    XD

  • @dartfamily3409

    @dartfamily3409

    4 жыл бұрын

    Fnaf in a nutshell

  • @neimnewasd2842

    @neimnewasd2842

    4 жыл бұрын

    "you killed 27 kids and crippled 5!"

  • @kassandraofodyssey6475

    @kassandraofodyssey6475

    4 жыл бұрын

    So? That's less the body count compared to World War II.

  • @evanm1337
    @evanm13372 жыл бұрын

    Bastion's story is just sad. Imagine that after humanity's extinction, you wake up propped against a tree in some forgotten place, and you suffer PTSD from Vietnam, your first friend is a songbird, and you see what you would have called abominations everywhere, replacing everything you knew. Your family is all dead, and they were called cosmic mistakes. That's essentially what Bastion experienced.

  • @alexcat6685

    @alexcat6685

    Жыл бұрын

    with this perpective Bastion heavy COD personality, is now more understandable, as it's all he has left.

  • @arctic_andy_infinity5708

    @arctic_andy_infinity5708

    Жыл бұрын

    It really is sad. But at least he has company. Even if it's a songbird.

  • @1dk_man

    @1dk_man

    Жыл бұрын

    tbh ramattra's is more depressing.

  • @superbacondarcey5729

    @superbacondarcey5729

    Жыл бұрын

    Bastion is same as wally

  • @caydenrowe9115

    @caydenrowe9115

    Жыл бұрын

    Bastion mains I'm a bastion main btw

  • @GiingerWolf
    @GiingerWolf3 жыл бұрын

    Am I the only one that finds the way Bastion walks adorable?

  • @stainlesssteelgaming41

    @stainlesssteelgaming41

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes bastions basically walle with a gun strapped to him

  • @legendsmuggy1009

    @legendsmuggy1009

    3 жыл бұрын

    yep it cute

  • @sebastianmichaelis1531

    @sebastianmichaelis1531

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's like a murderer walking with glee.

  • @keyshawngurley6731

    @keyshawngurley6731

    3 жыл бұрын

    Nope

  • @YaGirlLaurenMinecraft

    @YaGirlLaurenMinecraft

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's like a little waddle

  • @user-ll5uv6zl4o
    @user-ll5uv6zl4o4 жыл бұрын

    Bastion: “Excuse that _tiny_ outburst” Birb: “ *Bastion stop you killed Bambi’s mother* “

  • @user-ll5uv6zl4o

    @user-ll5uv6zl4o

    4 жыл бұрын

    *t h i s i s s t o l e n* Ish?

  • @ferdofreemode

    @ferdofreemode

    4 жыл бұрын

    LMAO

  • @therealglocksaintisshin

    @therealglocksaintisshin

    4 жыл бұрын

    Bastion: Excuse that tiny outburst Me: Bastion, you just mowed down 400 tanks, 20 000 infantrymen, 300 aircraft and a battleship. Define t i n y please

  • @SnootDoot

    @SnootDoot

    4 жыл бұрын

    Bastion mains,including me In a nutshell when somebody insults a mercy That has helped us

  • @therealglocksaintisshin

    @therealglocksaintisshin

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@SnootDoot fair point

  • @WDSans-os3cd
    @WDSans-os3cd7 жыл бұрын

    this is a good peaceful song...(one minute later) Jesus Christ calm down

  • @heathermaryjackson6078

    @heathermaryjackson6078

    7 жыл бұрын

    W.D Sans exactly how I feel

  • @brodymcgrath7251

    @brodymcgrath7251

    7 жыл бұрын

    Agreed

  • @henriquesilva966

    @henriquesilva966

    7 жыл бұрын

    Myles Kober and Barney the Bunny why would swearing make it less epic

  • @Adamantitedave

    @Adamantitedave

    7 жыл бұрын

    W.D Sans very true

  • @annonomysuser5340

    @annonomysuser5340

    7 жыл бұрын

    So true.

  • @xlbthedemigod5662
    @xlbthedemigod5662 Жыл бұрын

    I’m going to miss old Bastion. He was mostly the reason I played Overwatch but that won’t stop me

  • @YellowScar2014

    @YellowScar2014

    Жыл бұрын

    Same here. The new Assault configuration is a genius move that should've happened sooner, but everything else is a direct downgrade that didn't need to happen. And I do mean *everything.*

  • @idkanymore6897

    @idkanymore6897

    Жыл бұрын

    the new ultimate, his mortar, is pretty f'ing useless, the little grenade he can fire is also pretty useless but that's about all that's downgraded, everything else is the same or maybe a bit better

  • @YellowScar2014

    @YellowScar2014

    Жыл бұрын

    @@idkanymore6897 Actually, I found some great use with the grenade. The problem with it is that it's being used as a replacement for the self-heal instead of something to go alongside it. One might say having both at once would be overpowered, but I'd just say they can make both abilities reliant on the same fuel meter for balance reasons. EDIT: Also, I don't see the new recon as equal or better. Sure, it's *technically* better at long range, but it sucks ass up close and isn't any better at mid range. Seeing as "up close" was my favorite distance with OW1 Bastion and my aim stopped working after mid, this is a direct downgrade for me.

  • @xdelliott3680

    @xdelliott3680

    Жыл бұрын

    bastion is annoying asf delete overwatch

  • @idkanymore6897

    @idkanymore6897

    Жыл бұрын

    @@xdelliott3680 thats the beauty of overwatch, every character you go up against is annoying as fuck and it makes you want to delete overwatch but you dont, because you finally get the satisfaction of killing them... and then dying to them 15 seconds later

  • @callmekingos1979
    @callmekingos19793 жыл бұрын

    Excuse that tiny outburst “You’ve just destroyed all of MrBeasts team trees work”

  • @kcn1bot117

    @kcn1bot117

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @klmalboro

    @klmalboro

    3 жыл бұрын

    That's the best variation of this

  • @timmyg8888

    @timmyg8888

    3 жыл бұрын

    I shouldn't have donated my $15

  • @TK-317

    @TK-317

    3 жыл бұрын

    mrbreast

  • @aidenbrown7458

    @aidenbrown7458

    3 жыл бұрын

    As I read this, a Mr. Beast video just released

  • @minecraftegg3607
    @minecraftegg36075 жыл бұрын

    Friend: What kind of music do you listen to? Me: Uhh....it's complicated

  • @cmcphotography1

    @cmcphotography1

    4 жыл бұрын

    _I LISTEN TO 13 YEAR OLDS ON XBOX 360 C.O.D VOICE CHAT SONG_

  • @infinitebros8617

    @infinitebros8617

    4 жыл бұрын

    XD

  • @meeptowner8440

    @meeptowner8440

    3 жыл бұрын

    *Bastion song starts playing in the background* You: let's move somewhere are away from here...

  • @roandejong3753

    @roandejong3753

    3 жыл бұрын

    Minecraft Egg omg everytime Someone Asks what i listen too

  • @jvn1546

    @jvn1546

    3 жыл бұрын

    Day sha voo

  • @DylanCooper
    @DylanCooper7 жыл бұрын

    You realized how a bird just saved countless of lives

  • @theghostinthemachine

    @theghostinthemachine

    7 жыл бұрын

    Yah... That bird just saved more lives then we can ever know...

  • @alolanraichu7366

    @alolanraichu7366

    6 жыл бұрын

    Haha so true

  • @jjprs3062

    @jjprs3062

    6 жыл бұрын

    wolf cheap rooky, the bird is a hero....

  • @Booly2477

    @Booly2477

    6 жыл бұрын

    boi

  • @liber5964

    @liber5964

    6 жыл бұрын

    the bird secretly is a member of overwatch man

  • @loonai.m.p1288
    @loonai.m.p12883 жыл бұрын

    Me: *enjoying the music* Everyone else in comments: ExCuSe thAt tInY OutBuRsT

  • @silly.silliest

    @silly.silliest

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ikr

  • @yanderekfcwaifu4524

    @yanderekfcwaifu4524

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah

  • @praserdanser5407

    @praserdanser5407

    3 жыл бұрын

    Excuse that tiny outburst

  • @loonai.m.p1288

    @loonai.m.p1288

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@praserdanser5407 hush

  • @JackChop

    @JackChop

    3 жыл бұрын

    Excuse that tiny outburst

  • @user-jb5fp6vg6q
    @user-jb5fp6vg6q4 жыл бұрын

    Its been three years and I'm still listening to dis friend

  • @sebastianmichaelis1531

    @sebastianmichaelis1531

    3 жыл бұрын

    Same.

  • @floattank6415

    @floattank6415

    3 жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @aj_the_infamous1013

    @aj_the_infamous1013

    3 жыл бұрын

    (Happy beeps)

  • @user-jb5fp6vg6q

    @user-jb5fp6vg6q

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Benjamin Tay haha same

  • @richardsumner1125

    @richardsumner1125

    3 жыл бұрын

    Try 5

  • @monkeyz_086
    @monkeyz_0865 жыл бұрын

    "I'm the last f**king bastio, all of my kind are dead." *Chills*

  • @keyloh9386

    @keyloh9386

    4 жыл бұрын

    I felt that...

  • @khamaruh

    @khamaruh

    4 жыл бұрын

    Bastion is like a pyro, but a bit mechanical, and without flames...

  • @ivyremojo8392

    @ivyremojo8392

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@khamaruh yep

  • @reeeteee2526

    @reeeteee2526

    4 жыл бұрын

    I felt bastio too

  • @Kabo_

    @Kabo_

    4 жыл бұрын

    Mood.

  • @gameknight9956
    @gameknight99565 жыл бұрын

    I still love how passive aggressive the ending is

  • @firetiredesire

    @firetiredesire

    3 жыл бұрын

    Same!!

  • @enchantedporkloin2658

    @enchantedporkloin2658

    3 жыл бұрын

    I couldn't stop laughing after "excuse that tiny outburst"" For the fist 30 time, And now it's back, me:"that's... Mate..you can't just gloss over that" pissing myself laughing wile trying to say it😂😂😂😂😂

  • @BooBoomikey7274

    @BooBoomikey7274

    3 жыл бұрын

    Same mate

  • @farmer2782

    @farmer2782

    3 жыл бұрын

    I know

  • @farmer2782

    @farmer2782

    3 жыл бұрын

    That’s just my sense of humar

  • @svaiskis309
    @svaiskis3094 жыл бұрын

    I revisited this after three years cuz I remembered how much I liked this and I honestly got goosebumps when the t r i g g e r e d part came on

  • @IndiestSnake
    @IndiestSnake4 жыл бұрын

    Bastion: excuse that tiny outburst Birb: bastion you just murdered my family

  • @meeptowner8440

    @meeptowner8440

    3 жыл бұрын

    bastion: 50 bmg is considered small in the army so it was thank you very much :tranlation: "beep boop bop beepity bop"

  • @DingusDummy

    @DingusDummy

    3 жыл бұрын

    Bastion: *That's all you saw???*

  • @kcn1bot117

    @kcn1bot117

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @DoctorPhileasFragg
    @DoctorPhileasFragg6 жыл бұрын

    This video made me realize that Bastion doesn't speak in bleeps and bloops. He he speaks normally, but he has a built-in censor noise which is all you hear because he never stops swearing.

  • @DoctorPhileasFragg

    @DoctorPhileasFragg

    6 жыл бұрын

    Oh, damn it. I need to start reading video descriptions.

  • @raptorofwar2823

    @raptorofwar2823

    6 жыл бұрын

    But then he can swear Jingle Bells?

  • @ragelord720

    @ragelord720

    6 жыл бұрын

    Jeffrey L. I just imagined that and well... let's just say there's a lot of swearing

  • @pixelatedwolf3833

    @pixelatedwolf3833

    6 жыл бұрын

    Lol yea never thought of it like that

  • @delanohayes-hall2462

    @delanohayes-hall2462

    6 жыл бұрын

    Raptor Ofwar bastion is a broken omnic his program is slightly damaged which probably means the program of him talking just turns into beeps

  • @evan4292
    @evan42927 жыл бұрын

    Good news bastion! You've got your place in the snickers ad!

  • @evan4292

    @evan4292

    7 жыл бұрын

    lol I don't remember posting these lol 😝

  • @z-mkgaming7464

    @z-mkgaming7464

    7 жыл бұрын

    Bastion, your not yourself when your hungry have a Snickers Bastion:nah i dont need that *screams f**k you and shoots Snickers presenter*

  • @ThatGuy-a48

    @ThatGuy-a48

    7 жыл бұрын

    oscar sarti no..no you don't.

  • @briangray5568

    @briangray5568

    7 жыл бұрын

    oscar sarti so do I

  • @weeaboi9271

    @weeaboi9271

    7 жыл бұрын

    420 likes. no one like this now

  • @andrewhernandez9440
    @andrewhernandez94403 жыл бұрын

    The march towards the city is just too good, his only intent is to complete his mission and the lyrics match it perfectly

  • @Shaun_Jones
    @Shaun_Jones Жыл бұрын

    I like how the algorithm put this in a mix playlist titled “children’s music.”

  • @SWG885
    @SWG8857 жыл бұрын

    My favorite line: I'm the last fucking Bastion!

  • @guillaumedf696

    @guillaumedf696

    7 жыл бұрын

    "All of my kind are dead !"

  • @simmy0019

    @simmy0019

    7 жыл бұрын

    "I'll kill all of you bastards, cuz that's all I have left"

  • @guillaumedf696

    @guillaumedf696

    7 жыл бұрын

    I will massacer the masses !

  • @espadaparody

    @espadaparody

    7 жыл бұрын

    DJ Cipher we'll stick together until the end!

  • @espadaparody

    @espadaparody

    7 жыл бұрын

    DJ Cipher how I love to hear their screams

  • @lolitateope3978
    @lolitateope39787 жыл бұрын

    i wonder how an army of bastions couldnt destroy humanity

  • @rsmith8156

    @rsmith8156

    7 жыл бұрын

    jasper teope I know there robots they should be able to kill everyone

  • @samtheman7642

    @samtheman7642

    7 жыл бұрын

    jasper teope cause overwatch was fighting against them or some shit idk. Either that or they found a weakness.

  • @marbles8924

    @marbles8924

    7 жыл бұрын

    jasper teope genji

  • @crob3545

    @crob3545

    7 жыл бұрын

    Genji pressed "E"

  • @sugarbun9036

    @sugarbun9036

    7 жыл бұрын

    They were bombed. They're not mobile, they're bad at long range, so...

  • @user-xm7jf8ny2e
    @user-xm7jf8ny2e7 ай бұрын

    I love how how bastion and pyro are like the same.

  • @medicmist
    @medicmist3 жыл бұрын

    Bastion after destroying the entire world: Almost lost my cool there

  • @hoolmgrenxd7151
    @hoolmgrenxd71517 жыл бұрын

    it's so ironic xD sounds like a kids song and just turns in to triggerd Zylbrad. xD

  • @hoolmgrenxd7151

    @hoolmgrenxd7151

    7 жыл бұрын

    Yeah where are Zylbrad when u need him probably in the forest sleeping or having a flashback xD

  • @hoolmgrenxd7151

    @hoolmgrenxd7151

    7 жыл бұрын

    ...will not be surprised at all. or something like not enough cock..

  • @Vivi_lizhofa

    @Vivi_lizhofa

    7 жыл бұрын

    Dead Meme , I saw the vid and I liked it but, I still want to Jt make it that's all

  • @idontknow3899

    @idontknow3899

    7 жыл бұрын

    Brad posted this song on his twitter

  • @thepotato3272

    @thepotato3272

    7 жыл бұрын

    rofl

  • @hamzareiz6598
    @hamzareiz65985 жыл бұрын

    When i'm watching this alone : 0:00 When my parents enters my room: 0:55

  • @user-ls1hn1yp3v

    @user-ls1hn1yp3v

    5 жыл бұрын

    parents : ㅗ

  • @mcsnuggie4079

    @mcsnuggie4079

    5 жыл бұрын

    HAMZA REİZ I get it! xD

  • @acemagalor2519

    @acemagalor2519

    5 жыл бұрын

    Relatible

  • @joloholzabo5

    @joloholzabo5

    5 жыл бұрын

    Hello? grammar are you there?

  • @agentfishytheofishl1356

    @agentfishytheofishl1356

    5 жыл бұрын

    Nice grammar

  • @dogecoin9240
    @dogecoin92403 жыл бұрын

    Me: *crushes a butterfly* Me: "Stupid bug..... why do I hear boss music?"

  • @keyshawngurley6731

    @keyshawngurley6731

    3 жыл бұрын

    Underrated

  • @sword8858

    @sword8858

    2 жыл бұрын

    My guy get Mercy to revive that butterfly or she'll need to revive you from bits of meat

  • @andrewjamison3686

    @andrewjamison3686

    2 жыл бұрын

    Stupid bug I crushed it

  • @keyshawngurley6731

    @keyshawngurley6731

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@andrewjamison3686 in loving memory of Andrew Jamison...may god have mercy on your soul

  • @andrewjamison3686

    @andrewjamison3686

    2 жыл бұрын

    I survived the attack

  • @vlac9510
    @vlac95103 жыл бұрын

    Me: hey bastion look at this pop gun i got Bastion: beep boop Me: listen look what it does BANG me: cool right Bastion:........ News reporter: over 700 dead from last nights slaughter

  • @loveisuseless2921

    @loveisuseless2921

    2 жыл бұрын

    This reminds me the scene from The Iron Giant

  • @kacperbojakowski8167
    @kacperbojakowski81677 жыл бұрын

    I dont know why why but I love the line 'your Overwatch,Im overpowered'

  • @kacperbojakowski8167

    @kacperbojakowski8167

    7 жыл бұрын

    Im so confused I said why twice

  • @thatpenguinyguy6297

    @thatpenguinyguy6297

    7 жыл бұрын

    i know right?

  • @comicalbanana

    @comicalbanana

    7 жыл бұрын

    I I don't don't know know either either. .

  • @kacperbojakowski8167

    @kacperbojakowski8167

    7 жыл бұрын

    Lelott ha ha this this is is crazy crazy talk talk

  • @comicalbanana

    @comicalbanana

    7 жыл бұрын

    I I know know right right! !

  • @abmlr_productions9801
    @abmlr_productions98014 жыл бұрын

    It feels like Bastion is actually a Decepticon sentinel but lost his memory and turned into an Autobot.

  • @firespark0774

    @firespark0774

    4 жыл бұрын

    ABMLR_ Productions wrong universe but basically yes

  • @kcn1bot117

    @kcn1bot117

    3 жыл бұрын

    LOL

  • @Midnightdevil619

    @Midnightdevil619

    3 жыл бұрын

    More like he was a decepticon and lost he’s memorie so now he is in the woods whit some animals

  • @__8120

    @__8120

    2 жыл бұрын

    He didn't turn into an autobot he turned into a hippie having an identity crisis

  • @KingzzzYT

    @KingzzzYT

    2 жыл бұрын

    Nah he a Vietnam veteran

  • @GaborAsta
    @GaborAsta4 жыл бұрын

    This is the most violent sad song about someone losing their family and having traumas because of it that i ever heard

  • @evanm1337

    @evanm1337

    2 жыл бұрын

    And then those killers are forever revered as heroes.

  • @smallentales317
    @smallentales3173 жыл бұрын

    This is still a diamond in the rough

  • @v1ct0ry69
    @v1ct0ry694 жыл бұрын

    “You’re overwatch, I’m overpowered” I’ve always been a fan of JT’s overwatch videos, but this tops everything they’ve done so far, IMO.

  • @jediscool8582

    @jediscool8582

    2 жыл бұрын

    "like a homicidal hornet" "armor strong, gun is long, DONT BELIVE ME ASK YOUR MOM" All the lyrics are BUZZIN

  • @leighhumphrey8856

    @leighhumphrey8856

    2 жыл бұрын

    One, it's lmao, and two he said homicidal artist pay attention

  • @soldier3157

    @soldier3157

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@leighhumphrey8856 its not lmao he said imo aka in my opinion

  • @FBI-jx1od

    @FBI-jx1od

    Жыл бұрын

    @@leighhumphrey8856 he wasnt saying lmao, Lmao.

  • @aminosaur8079

    @aminosaur8079

    Жыл бұрын

    @@FBI-jx1od well said FBI

  • @godzillafan8253
    @godzillafan82535 жыл бұрын

    First couple seconds: huh was expecting this to be brutal and crazy 1 minute later: oh god!

  • @mrsnowflakefreeze6

    @mrsnowflakefreeze6

    5 жыл бұрын

    I was like oh this is chill then a few seconds later c c c c coly s(beep)

  • @zook-jy2pt

    @zook-jy2pt

    5 жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @aliciakerns3308

    @aliciakerns3308

    5 жыл бұрын

    That's actually how a felt

  • @usopprightnut2157

    @usopprightnut2157

    5 жыл бұрын

    um 👍🏽👹😐😑

  • @clash_blazr5095

    @clash_blazr5095

    5 жыл бұрын

    I was like: oh ok. No crazy genocide There it is!

  • @neverknown2054
    @neverknown20544 жыл бұрын

    This is actually accurate to the story of the characters... good job.

  • @xavierdeal7547
    @xavierdeal7547 Жыл бұрын

    I know people complain about Bastion being unbalanced and such, but if anything, they are keeping him Lore accurate, he is from a time when the war was still happening, a war they were winning for a long while

  • @mordredpendragon1235

    @mordredpendragon1235

    Жыл бұрын

    And should have won but then plot armor happened

  • @baconlovingvampire4523

    @baconlovingvampire4523

    7 ай бұрын

    ​@mordredpendragon1235 It's likely they won via long-range bombardment. Because bastion units seem to only be good for short to mid range engagement.

  • @tharangidezoysa7640
    @tharangidezoysa76405 жыл бұрын

    Me:(watching this) [Parents walk in] Bastion: I have decided to start swearing and slaughtering for excitement

  • @techterror1096

    @techterror1096

    3 жыл бұрын

    Oof

  • @GachalifePlayersAreFatherless

    @GachalifePlayersAreFatherless

    3 жыл бұрын

    sad that bastion didnt include MOM

  • @DaydreamingSwede

    @DaydreamingSwede

    3 жыл бұрын

    youre too young to be on youtube if your parents arent okay with you listening to swearwords

  • @terraristit3752

    @terraristit3752

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@DaydreamingSwede I'm pretty sure it's a joke.

  • @mrbootystealer5712

    @mrbootystealer5712

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@DaydreamingSwede shut up

  • @ayaanasif4423
    @ayaanasif44237 жыл бұрын

    ill never look at bastion the same way ever again...

  • @transboyartist4329

    @transboyartist4329

    7 жыл бұрын

    ayaan000 IM THE LAAAAAAAST FKING BAAASTION.

  • @abizarreyoutuber6317

    @abizarreyoutuber6317

    7 жыл бұрын

    Bastions backstory is really dramatic

  • @WulfSkoll

    @WulfSkoll

    7 жыл бұрын

    Dead Shot 0:00 ok so when does it go dark? 0:55 ok

  • @abizarreyoutuber6317

    @abizarreyoutuber6317

    7 жыл бұрын

    wolf skull I just wrote things he said into a little song

  • @Yaks_archive

    @Yaks_archive

    7 жыл бұрын

    agreed

  • @Gierownik_Studios
    @Gierownik_Studios2 жыл бұрын

    When you relize that BIrb was singing or saying something almost entire time when bastion was in "peaceful" mode

  • @BUnitMN-T
    @BUnitMN-T2 жыл бұрын

    "I tried living in peace....but you came like a plague. And you killed my friend........ *Now I'll show you why your ancestors feared my kind"*

  • @TheCammunist
    @TheCammunist7 жыл бұрын

    I was halfway through the first verse when I realized "This song is too happy, I feel like they're gonna... *Metal music starts* ..Yup"

  • @Andrea-ud6rg

    @Andrea-ud6rg

    7 жыл бұрын

    The Cammunist it was to happy at the beginning

  • @robertmathie4936

    @robertmathie4936

    7 жыл бұрын

    I like how they made it it shows how bastion is nice one second then he nices the fuck out of everone. That's why I play him 😈

  • @Skycube100

    @Skycube100

    7 жыл бұрын

    Lmao XD

  • @littlesounder1932

    @littlesounder1932

    7 жыл бұрын

    The Cammunist Yep I know how that feels. XD Also my favorite character changed to Bastion just cause of this song.

  • @TheRealMIkeDEAZY

    @TheRealMIkeDEAZY

    7 жыл бұрын

    The Cammunist XD exactly

  • @vibemaster4404
    @vibemaster44046 жыл бұрын

    The roses are red, The blackberries are prickly, I'm a minute in... WELL THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

  • @purplegamings3603

    @purplegamings3603

    6 жыл бұрын

    Turtledove 542 nice logo( I forgot what it was) lol

  • @resomathison9533

    @resomathison9533

    6 жыл бұрын

    Yea

  • @meganjones8602

    @meganjones8602

    6 жыл бұрын

    roses are red ill go buy a treeicle that posted coment is SO unoriginal

  • @Hihi-oq1ru

    @Hihi-oq1ru

    6 жыл бұрын

    ya think?

  • @ohyeahyeah4391

    @ohyeahyeah4391

    6 жыл бұрын

    Me after school is over 0:10

  • @badbitch7147
    @badbitch71474 жыл бұрын

    That bird just saved a city and kept bastion sane. Hero=bird

  • @cryojudgement2376
    @cryojudgement23763 жыл бұрын

    Bastion is such an awesome name for this specific character. Bastion (of hope). Which resembles his duality in having to choose whether he wants to let go of the past and move on or dwell on his past and how humanity murdered almost all his kind and celebrated. So hes a bastion of hope for the bridge between Humanity and Omnic's . Or alternatively it could be interpreted as the bastion of hope for either humanity (peaceful co-existence) or the omnic's (waging a second war on the humans.)

  • @millenniumforce7166

    @millenniumforce7166

    2 жыл бұрын

    This bitch just got so deep into the NAME and I'm here for it

  • @torazely

    @torazely

    2 жыл бұрын

    Not to mention q bastion is also q fortified base of operations. With all the armor qnd weaponry he has, he's basically q mobile fortress.

  • @jrcsmash2150
    @jrcsmash21507 жыл бұрын

    This is like Wall E mix with Terminator

  • @raiyana6161

    @raiyana6161

    7 жыл бұрын

    so true

  • @unit-cq3or

    @unit-cq3or

    7 жыл бұрын

    like my brother! sometimes

  • @puppymaster4780

    @puppymaster4780

    7 жыл бұрын

    +JRC smash so so ture

  • @jagthegamer7294

    @jagthegamer7294

    7 жыл бұрын

    JRC SMASH long time no see buddy!

  • @zetsumetsunoli5191

    @zetsumetsunoli5191

    7 жыл бұрын

    very true

  • @yaboii-rz2uu
    @yaboii-rz2uu5 жыл бұрын

    awww thats so cute! *continues to watch* umm... never mind...

  • @arthurbutcher4398

    @arthurbutcher4398

    5 жыл бұрын

    i take it hes still in beta lol

  • @wholecookie126

    @wholecookie126

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@arthurbutcher4398 yeah, we're still working on Sentience.exe This beta version has developed... interestingly, but we're going to let it develop and see where it goes

  • @ecogreen123

    @ecogreen123

    5 жыл бұрын

    i wonder if someone has edited out and posted the..... not so nice parts...

  • @johanjoshua1559

    @johanjoshua1559

    5 жыл бұрын

    Yup you got it

  • @camelthegamer7165

    @camelthegamer7165

    5 жыл бұрын

    Oh you sweet summer child.

  • @Consequencesofasymphony
    @Consequencesofasymphony6 ай бұрын

    Still listening to this 7 years later, thank you JT. We love your works.

  • @YanagiKOWareta
    @YanagiKOWareta2 жыл бұрын

    "Excuse that tiny outburst" Bastion you killed a child... *Great job bastion this is why your the best*

  • @jarekhartwell6235
    @jarekhartwell62355 жыл бұрын

    excuse that tiny outburst wait a minute what is he like when he is literally 1 widow snipe away to rage quiting

  • @quabblestone

    @quabblestone

    5 жыл бұрын

    Fearful, just...... Fearful

  • @WeeGail6

    @WeeGail6

    4 жыл бұрын

    One-man Holocaust.

  • @kgenov2940

    @kgenov2940

    4 жыл бұрын

    oh no, Something bads gonna happen

  • @annfogliani5655

    @annfogliani5655

    4 жыл бұрын

    It would make him to angry to die.

  • @themagicalonionfairy7455

    @themagicalonionfairy7455

    4 жыл бұрын

    hes always one widow snipe away to rage quitting he has the health exactly the right amount of health to die

  • @slenderman1929
    @slenderman19294 жыл бұрын

    3:21 As a bastion main I can confirm that this is how it is every match I play. Everyone always wants me to get off bastion even tho I have the highest damage and the most kills in our team. And I never see anyone else play bastion.

  • @Legion-X

    @Legion-X

    4 жыл бұрын

    Finally someone who cares about playing bastion :)

  • @toasty_dino

    @toasty_dino

    4 жыл бұрын

    as a bastion main, i can confirm

  • @maxwellgibson1108

    @maxwellgibson1108

    4 жыл бұрын

    Finnaly another one of the bastion players

  • @blaydekearney4345

    @blaydekearney4345

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yea same here every time I play bastion I get play of the game with me at the enemy spawn with a 20 kill streak in like 2 seconds

  • @RXQ87

    @RXQ87

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ive finally found my tribe of bastions

  • @gravyking3801
    @gravyking38013 жыл бұрын

    Nobody: Bastion: "DOOM MUSIC INTENSIFIES" Everything is fine

  • @ellimist1718
    @ellimist17183 жыл бұрын

    I have never played Overwatch, but fir some reason, this song speaks to me.

  • @kcn1bot117

    @kcn1bot117

    3 жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @floattank6415

    @floattank6415

    3 жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @OVERDRIVE_78

    @OVERDRIVE_78

    2 жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @alastorandhazbinfan1186

    @alastorandhazbinfan1186

    2 жыл бұрын

    Same my good friend

  • @sansh915
    @sansh9157 жыл бұрын

    Bastion your 12 year old is showing

  • @rondelagarza3286

    @rondelagarza3286

    7 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂

  • @squidcultist0022

    @squidcultist0022

    7 жыл бұрын

    Sans h 14*

  • @dalewest2799

    @dalewest2799

    7 жыл бұрын

    DAAAAAAMNNNNN SON

  • @m1hellcat71

    @m1hellcat71

    7 жыл бұрын

    get dunked on

  • @evan1620

    @evan1620

    7 жыл бұрын

    Sans h oh damn

  • @Blazepizzaisgood
    @Blazepizzaisgood6 жыл бұрын

    Excuse that tiny out burst Me:aaaaa now I want to see him really mad

  • @dandesso8926

    @dandesso8926

    5 жыл бұрын

    Yup

  • @shadowdragon4516

    @shadowdragon4516

    5 жыл бұрын

    kawii shipper 194 if you want to see him really mad you might need a few caskets!

  • @dr.awkward9811

    @dr.awkward9811

    5 жыл бұрын

    No you don't.

  • @killemcoats

    @killemcoats

    5 жыл бұрын

    You need a woodpecker

  • @jordanallen3270

    @jordanallen3270

    5 жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @mimikanahd1638
    @mimikanahd16383 жыл бұрын

    "Your overwatch, I'm overpowered!" Now that was good!

  • @projectzeta5837
    @projectzeta58373 жыл бұрын

    As a Bastion main this hits hard and honestly his pick rate correlates with him being the last one, i never see another Bastion unless the enemy swap to him to counter me when my 5 stack just annihilates them

  • @itftl1353
    @itftl13537 жыл бұрын

    What a kid friendly song (Later) Ima get Vietnam flash backs from this day on...

  • @darkrager872

    @darkrager872

    7 жыл бұрын

    AWW so cute :3 i then realized that bastion is a killing machine in-game, thats when he got triggered...

  • @kamotheknights1832

    @kamotheknights1832

    7 жыл бұрын

    bastion is the boss

  • @Josh.Pointer

    @Josh.Pointer

    7 жыл бұрын

    Insanis when bastion gets triggered he turns into a bad@$$

  • @ssrge9694

    @ssrge9694

    7 жыл бұрын

    Ha!

  • @orotoro5361

    @orotoro5361

    7 жыл бұрын

    Sprinkle Drawz Adorable pic mang :3

  • @ThantosGodofDeath
    @ThantosGodofDeath7 жыл бұрын

    If Satan ran Disney

  • @blaisetindel848

    @blaisetindel848

    7 жыл бұрын

    o

  • @Quito87

    @Quito87

    7 жыл бұрын

    lmao

  • @crackwizard666

    @crackwizard666

    7 жыл бұрын

    Thantos71421 GodofDeath yep

  • @ToxinCult3097

    @ToxinCult3097

    7 жыл бұрын

    Thantos71421 GodofDeath yep

  • @deadchannel2975

    @deadchannel2975

    7 жыл бұрын

    Thantos71421 GodofDeath yep

  • @umbralclockwork7322
    @umbralclockwork73223 жыл бұрын

    2:48 had me dying of laughter XD

  • @casmosmith2916
    @casmosmith291611 ай бұрын

    Just came back to revisit this and realized....that little bird saved the city by turning bastion back towards the woods 😂

  • @jurrasicminer
    @jurrasicminer7 жыл бұрын

    Rapping is on point

  • @jurrasicminer

    @jurrasicminer

    7 жыл бұрын

    Now we just need an uncensored version

  • @_noctis5148

    @_noctis5148

    7 жыл бұрын

    Yea

  • @_noctis5148

    @_noctis5148

    7 жыл бұрын

    my words

  • @bassbusterx

    @bassbusterx

    7 жыл бұрын

    +Traitor! I think censored sounds better because it can make the connection of the beeps in the game to censor

  • @whotookmyhandle

    @whotookmyhandle

    7 жыл бұрын

    i love the parts when his words go red

  • @corwinsexton834
    @corwinsexton8347 жыл бұрын

    dang, bastion eat a, umm.... digital snickers.

  • @borgpack8567

    @borgpack8567

    7 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, your not you when your hungry... wait, 1: can robots eat? also 2: I don't think much would change. This almost perfectly describes bastion honestly.

  • @dayglass

    @dayglass

    7 жыл бұрын

    17 d̤̈ï̤g̤̈ï̤ẗ̤ä̤l̤̈ s̤̈n̤̈ï̤c̤̈k̤̈ë̤r̤̈s̤̈.

  • @Marushachan

    @Marushachan

    7 жыл бұрын

    Corwin Sexton this comment had me in stitches! XD

  • @mikeysmith7422

    @mikeysmith7422

    7 жыл бұрын

    Corwin Sexton bastion should download a snicker

  • @thestonkeymonkeythestonkey4878

    @thestonkeymonkeythestonkey4878

    7 жыл бұрын

    Corwin Sexton screw

  • @dreimallorca2219
    @dreimallorca22192 жыл бұрын

    Bastion is the definition of a Quiet Kid. One wrong move it's Tank Mode.

  • @shadowsteel1544
    @shadowsteel1544 Жыл бұрын

    Every bastion main waiting for him to come back

  • @ChaKeepzi
    @ChaKeepzi6 жыл бұрын

    We have found the Robot Pyro.

  • @madbot8827

    @madbot8827

    5 жыл бұрын

    Exactly man

  • @edoardogiancarli6325

    @edoardogiancarli6325

    5 жыл бұрын

    Yes.

  • @AJ84291

    @AJ84291

    5 жыл бұрын

    the robot pyro but instead of fire its fire-arms

  • @isabellamead8787

    @isabellamead8787

    5 жыл бұрын

    Ya9

  • @kishaunthomas6751

    @kishaunthomas6751

    5 жыл бұрын

    For real!

  • @sudhanmarathe5319
    @sudhanmarathe53195 жыл бұрын

    Me at beginning... This is their first nice and peaceful song? One minute later... OH MAN THIS GUY IS INSANE

  • @andrewpalinkas450

    @andrewpalinkas450

    4 жыл бұрын

    My brother: wholesome, finally! Me: *suspicion intensifies*

  • @Thecloaker_

    @Thecloaker_

    4 жыл бұрын

    Sudhan Marathe *play of the game* fucking bastion

  • @annfogliani5655

    @annfogliani5655

    4 жыл бұрын

    Laughs in PTSD

  • @flopjul3022

    @flopjul3022

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@annfogliani5655 laughs in not being able to have PTSD because no-one is gonna be drafted

  • @joshuabrown5715

    @joshuabrown5715

    Жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @alotofgames-xv7qd
    @alotofgames-xv7qd7 ай бұрын

    Still such a good song after these years❤❤❤

  • @BT-7274-chassis-M3

    @BT-7274-chassis-M3

    6 ай бұрын

    i love the heavy metal parts i love the "For not calling back B**CH

  • @CrazyDude-bx8he
    @CrazyDude-bx8he4 жыл бұрын

    *Mom after throwing the television down the basement stairs, punting the family heirloom into the car, kicking your spine out of your throat, and using your sibling as a piñata* 1:31

  • @jordenstrother2227

    @jordenstrother2227

    3 жыл бұрын

    LORD

  • @captainchrolonius8876

    @captainchrolonius8876

    3 жыл бұрын

    J E S U S

  • @jordenstrother2227

    @jordenstrother2227

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@captainchrolonius8876 GOD

  • @beatslayer136

    @beatslayer136

    3 жыл бұрын

    That seems oddly specific, u ok?

  • @jordenstrother2227

    @jordenstrother2227

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@beatslayer136 idk bro

  • @demonetization5416
    @demonetization54165 жыл бұрын

    Music: *starts * Me: "Ain't that a cute lil' gun?" Music: *guitar starts * Me: "OH YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!"

  • @dakotatheawesome6630

    @dakotatheawesome6630

    4 жыл бұрын

    STOP FUCKING DEMONITISING LASER BEAM

  • @andrewpalinkas450

    @andrewpalinkas450

    4 жыл бұрын

    How the hell you verify as demonetization?

  • @julieyount8434

    @julieyount8434

    4 жыл бұрын

    Is that a TF2 reference?

  • @andrewpalinkas450

    @andrewpalinkas450

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@julieyount8434 maybe.

  • @jahlilarnold6440

    @jahlilarnold6440

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah!!!!!

  • @augustmiller6219
    @augustmiller62197 жыл бұрын

    THATS RIGHT NATURE

  • @augustmiller6219

    @augustmiller6219

    7 жыл бұрын

    Abigail Charron yeah, it kinda hurts when you get buff

  • @augustmiller6219

    @augustmiller6219

    7 жыл бұрын

    Abigail Charron yeah mostly...

  • @bastion7491

    @bastion7491

    7 жыл бұрын

    THE LAST BASTION nature motha *bleep*s

  • @octupleye3489

    @octupleye3489

    7 жыл бұрын

    Bastion!

  • @dylan3071

    @dylan3071

    7 жыл бұрын

    BASTION! BAD! *I'd smack him healing him.* Your lucky I'm a mercy. Or you'd be dead.

  • @xlbthedemigod5662
    @xlbthedemigod56622 жыл бұрын

    Seriously, R.I.P. old Bastion and his kit. 😢

  • @30thCenturyFish
    @30thCenturyFish Жыл бұрын

    2:30 this scene made me hurt. no true bastion player would open fire on a genji standing still, especially at that distance.

  • @reaganmorrison681
    @reaganmorrison6817 жыл бұрын

    holy shit its a really angry wally

  • @macintoshapple7030

    @macintoshapple7030

    7 жыл бұрын

    With one big ass gun.

  • @vullord666

    @vullord666

    7 жыл бұрын

    Kid flash?

  • @macintoshapple7030

    @macintoshapple7030

    7 жыл бұрын

    What?

  • @reaganmorrison681

    @reaganmorrison681

    7 жыл бұрын

    +Macintosh Apple a very angry wally

  • @juanalvarado4723

    @juanalvarado4723

    7 жыл бұрын

    Walle kill Walle kill everything yay

  • @siera127
    @siera1277 жыл бұрын

    1:33 Me : Ya. "Tiny Outburst" Even a snicker couldnt calm you down.

  • @thefunnysans7171

    @thefunnysans7171

    7 жыл бұрын

    SieraNekoCraft I HATE snickers...... BECAUSE OF ITS NUTS

  • @siera127

    @siera127

    7 жыл бұрын

    WHY DO YOU HAVE TO DO THIS TO ME.

  • @thefunnysans7171

    @thefunnysans7171

    7 жыл бұрын

    I'm ten gold geez

  • @josephb883

    @josephb883

    7 жыл бұрын

    that is poetry

  • @marka1489

    @marka1489

    7 жыл бұрын

    No,he would need some pepsi

  • @azrael4991
    @azrael49913 жыл бұрын

    Bastion gets war memories, caused by ptsd Flippy/Fliqpy gets war memories, caused by ptsd Both remembers war memories caused by a certain type of sound from war

  • @millenniumforce7166

    @millenniumforce7166

    2 жыл бұрын

    *G U N Z*

  • @brythehawaiiguy2356
    @brythehawaiiguy23563 жыл бұрын

    "Im the last fu%&!ng bastion, all of my kind are dead, ill kill all of you bastards, cause thats all i have left" that line made feel some type of way, as twisted and malevolent as the song makes him sound like, you cant help but to feel some type of pity, knowing how lonely he must feel, being literally the very last of his kind

  • @yolomaster4623
    @yolomaster46235 жыл бұрын

    Me:wow this is different than his other songs 30 seconds later Me:that's better

  • @Mysterio-xc9cj

    @Mysterio-xc9cj

    5 жыл бұрын

    Ha

  • @Mysterio-xc9cj

    @Mysterio-xc9cj

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@pl174662 ha ha

  • @phishb8

    @phishb8

    5 жыл бұрын

    Yolo Master about a minute later really

  • @jhonplayzyah656

    @jhonplayzyah656

    5 жыл бұрын

    HAHAHHAHA! TRUE TRUE LETS JUST WISH HE DOESNT BECOME REAL😂😂😂😅 ๏_๏

  • @sammobile70

    @sammobile70

    5 жыл бұрын

    Me to right

  • @Darkwolf-Grim
    @Darkwolf-Grim4 жыл бұрын

    3:20 “I’m the last f@cking bastion” my favorite line

  • @keyloh9386

    @keyloh9386

    4 жыл бұрын

    My life story...

  • @flopjul3022

    @flopjul3022

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@keyloh9386 no no no.... his life story

  • @keyloh9386

    @keyloh9386

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@flopjul3022 our life story comrade 🤣

  • @Suraimukyatto

    @Suraimukyatto

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@keyloh9386 YES. I AGREE WITH THIS STATEMENT

  • @dieselmonroe3200

    @dieselmonroe3200

    3 жыл бұрын

    same bro for sure

  • @RevantheBlack
    @RevantheBlack3 жыл бұрын

    3:20 always brings me such...joy

  • @ChextheVes4451
    @ChextheVes44514 жыл бұрын

    No wonder he beeps so much...

  • @238Hero238
    @238Hero2387 жыл бұрын

    Now what we need is for this guy's voice(s) to be applied to Bastion's skins; the peaceful one on the overgrown skin, and the triggered one on the omnic crisis one.

  • @drewbadger9244

    @drewbadger9244

    7 жыл бұрын

    Xargon Bloodscale YES

  • @babydragon1096

    @babydragon1096

    7 жыл бұрын

    YAAAASSSS

  • @kacpergrobelny5231

    @kacpergrobelny5231

    7 жыл бұрын

    Let's make a petition to Blizzard!

  • @bastion1016

    @bastion1016

    6 жыл бұрын

    Tweet this to blizzard now someone tweet this comment out to blizzard

  • @HighFireGuys
    @HighFireGuys4 жыл бұрын

    Hanzo mains: "I'm here to have fun!" Roadhog mains: "I'm here to win!" Bastion mains: "I wanna make the other team wish they've never been born!"

  • @nedflanderswhitagun3983

    @nedflanderswhitagun3983

    4 жыл бұрын

    That's what I think when I play bastion

  • @HighFireGuys

    @HighFireGuys

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@nedflanderswhitagun3983 I scratched my Overwatch disc a week ago and now I can't mow down the enemy team.

  • @RetroRaptor23

    @RetroRaptor23

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@HighFireGuys oh that really sucks, I feel bad when someone's game gets scratched

  • @HighFireGuys

    @HighFireGuys

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@RetroRaptor23 Overwatch 2 will make up for it

  • @RetroRaptor23

    @RetroRaptor23

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@HighFireGuys true but I always go back to the original sometimes even if it isn't as good as the newer one

  • @Another_settlement_needs_you
    @Another_settlement_needs_you Жыл бұрын

    As a bastion main overwatch temp removing bastion is sad I wanted to play my Land A10 warthog

  • @casualmeta6249
    @casualmeta62492 жыл бұрын

    As an og OW player who has mained bastion since day one of the games release, coming back to this after a few years hits way different in the best way possible

  • @ratking3019
    @ratking30195 жыл бұрын

    Everyone’s favourite robot with PTSD love it.

  • @fuegogeneral546
    @fuegogeneral5467 жыл бұрын

    0-0,this describes zylbrad in many ways

  • @entrogaming3885

    @entrogaming3885

    7 жыл бұрын

    Calvin Alvarado yup

  • @dinnerplayte

    @dinnerplayte

    7 жыл бұрын

    yep

  • @robertmarsh7646

    @robertmarsh7646

    7 жыл бұрын

    Calvin Alvarado and

  • @snipemastery

    @snipemastery

    7 жыл бұрын

    True

  • @stoneaxolotl7674

    @stoneaxolotl7674

    7 жыл бұрын

    Spencer Brown ye

  • @human5130
    @human51303 жыл бұрын

    The first time I saw the animated short for Bastion, the whole time I was thinking: "Please don't kill the bird"

  • @kindalucky
    @kindalucky3 жыл бұрын

    I just turned 18, this was the first song of my 300+ song playlist that I've been building for years. I have to start my adult life by being a kid, I'm gonna have fun.

  • @epicfailurecz2083
    @epicfailurecz20837 жыл бұрын

    3:29 accidentaly I started to sing this part in front of my teacher... off to principal's office I went.

  • @entrogaming3885

    @entrogaming3885

    7 жыл бұрын

    Cocky Bastard same XD

  • @Source_Yt

    @Source_Yt

    7 жыл бұрын

    Cocky Bastard hate to jt he makes kids go to principal

  • @jeweljammer

    @jeweljammer

    7 жыл бұрын

    HOW DID U DO THAT?!

  • @epicfailurecz2083

    @epicfailurecz2083

    7 жыл бұрын

    jewel jammer The singing or the walking part?

  • @my4387

    @my4387

    7 жыл бұрын

    you didnt sing it until the "to murder everybody" did you? If you did damn thats awkward

  • @juwanbantug5465
    @juwanbantug54657 жыл бұрын

    "You're Overwatch, I'm overpowered." I swear to God, this line made me roll all over the floor.

  • @dedude2114

    @dedude2114

    7 жыл бұрын

    "tongue my bullets suck my nuts" turned me on so i have been playing tf2 for 2 weeks straight.

  • @flying_duck_person3882

    @flying_duck_person3882

    7 жыл бұрын

    dedude tongue my BOLTS

  • @hallowmallow22

    @hallowmallow22

    7 жыл бұрын

    Ehh This Guy "Just ask your mom!" Unquote

  • @flying_duck_person3882

    @flying_duck_person3882

    7 жыл бұрын

    Anime and Deulest um I was correcting a guy

  • @experiencemaster1743

    @experiencemaster1743

    7 жыл бұрын

    And your all weak i'm a tank, hope you freaks like getting spanked. which alot of dudes wanna do to the chicks.

  • @h1rhs33
    @h1rhs33 Жыл бұрын

    Basically "gamer moment" the song

  • @funnatopia704
    @funnatopia704 Жыл бұрын

    Imagine walking through the forest and suddenly you hear a goddamn machine gun in the distance lmao

  • @SomeKrieger

    @SomeKrieger

    Жыл бұрын

    Nam 🇻🇳

  • @happyjohn354

    @happyjohn354

    Жыл бұрын

    Happens in the US all the time. There are much fewer laws when it comes to shooting on your land out in the country.

  • @nickbastion
    @nickbastion6 жыл бұрын

    This song says everything I love about Bastion.

  • @xxkillzalotxx1097

    @xxkillzalotxx1097

    6 жыл бұрын

    Nicholas Boyles i can see m8

  • @toxic2628

    @toxic2628

    6 жыл бұрын

    Me too

  • @altomacaroon4853

    @altomacaroon4853

    5 жыл бұрын

    Ikr

  • @crocplays4158
    @crocplays41584 жыл бұрын

    Bastion: *raps about bringing humans to extinction* Also Bastion:Excuse that tiny outburst

  • @yaxantonio3719
    @yaxantonio37193 жыл бұрын

    I like when he goes from a calm and chill robot to a swearing slaughter psycho machine

  • @cannonfodderlord
    @cannonfodderlord4 жыл бұрын

    Bastion is my favorite hero in Overwatch, he is transforming, triple changing, self healing, killing war machine. Plus he's OP as hell.

  • @RXQ87

    @RXQ87

    4 жыл бұрын

    Bastion is also my favorite and I agree

  • @gaso3035

    @gaso3035

    3 жыл бұрын

    Agreed

  • @acemagalor2519
    @acemagalor25195 жыл бұрын

    Confirmed: bastion has ptsd

  • @camelthegamer7165

    @camelthegamer7165

    5 жыл бұрын

    No shit.

  • @WhitShiro

    @WhitShiro

    4 жыл бұрын

    Don't we all also r/wooosh

  • @WhitShiro

    @WhitShiro

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Z Brown lol gonna cry

  • @happyface.8459

    @happyface.8459

    4 жыл бұрын

    Z Brown B O I

  • @RetroRaptor23

    @RetroRaptor23

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Z Brown hey f*ck you

  • @Zaybith_7
    @Zaybith_74 жыл бұрын

    I like how in the music there's a tiny bit of music boxes in the intense parts and in the "use soft voices because loud noises" actually has someone wisper shouting in the background

  • @thegamingcephalos9412
    @thegamingcephalos94123 жыл бұрын

    Pyro and Bastion will get along quite well. I am sure about it.

  • @FxdedCl0udz
    @FxdedCl0udz3 жыл бұрын

    "Destroys an entire city" bastion: "excuse that tiny outburst"

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