Hey y’all! Here are some time stamps and tw for this episode. Please beware of the spoilers below . . . Cw/tw - description of a near death npc’s experience(start of the episode) 0:00 - recap by Jay 1:14 - episode intro, DM sucking in the PCs 2:34 - big lips Grizzly 4:00 - last we left off 6:45 - recap ends 9:45 - trying to cure fainted woman 12:03 - trying to cure a villager 17:31 - out of magic milk 20:47 - talk with the locals regarding the whole situation 25:13 - first social cue Gill picked up on 30:31 - Gill jumps out the window 33:15 - “survival of the fitness” 35:20 - midroll starts 36:40 - midroll ends, bald bandits attack 38:31 - “i don't wanna be bald! DM DON'T MAKE ME BALD” 40:18 - bald fight starts 44:47 - Chip hand turkey slaps the bald head 48:38 - Gil hair slaps man unconscious 53:07 - nat20 on hair shaving 57:16 - Chip bongo slaps people unconscious 59:21 - calling Gods for the hair 1:03:00 - Gill beats hair onto man’s bald head 1:06:23 - Jay’s revenge 1:09:03 - the final slap 1:11:41 - Jay fixing her hair, Chip sabotage (look at that Bizly’s face) 1:13:32 - Jay strikes back 1:14:07 - Mayor creeps up 1:15:00 - episode end, patreon shout out Did I miss anything in time stamps? Let me know if there's something I should add! Hope to see y'all next week and while we wait: there's a second campaign DMed by Bizly on patreon, which you can watch now for first tier subscription of 5$ per month. Also on patreon you can check out character sheets of these lovable hooligans, as well as other cool perks, including DM notes & art for one-shots, podcasts “Just Rolled With It” and “Just Rolled What If". If you don't have a way to sub on patreon, but still wanna support JRWI podcast, you can tweet your thoughts using #jrwishow, #jrwishowspoilers and #jrwifanart. I really recommend checking out and showing some love on that last tag, there’s a lot of great works done by the community. Use r/jrwshow on reddit if ya fancy, don't forget to rate the podcast on itunes, leaving a like and a comment on youtube here helps out the podcast a lot as well. Share your thoughts so the boys can see feedback!

@magicjelly4766

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for doing this and I hope you have a wonderful day :D

@alfirstar

3 жыл бұрын

@@magicjelly4766 thank U! have a lovely time as well :)

@rheegret8405

3 жыл бұрын

Brah they should pay you at this point lol

@alfirstar

3 жыл бұрын

@@rheegret8405 nah dude im just vibing

@rheegret8405

3 жыл бұрын

@@alfirstar mad respect man

Is no one gonna talk about how sick Gillion's *"You gave me a split end, and I will give you a swift one"* line is? Like PLEASE THIS MAN!!!!!!!!!!

@jayes_

2 жыл бұрын

charlie's lines are absolutely insane, he's so good at improv

@fries5849

2 жыл бұрын

@@jayes_ I remember in one of Grizzlys Anime Voice camp videos someone (in character) said they were about to eat a subway sandwich to which Charlie responded, gun in hand “YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE EATING FRESH BUT YOUR GONNA EAT LEAD BUDDY”

I love how Charlie acts like Gillian being bald is worse than death

@thebagemporium5571

3 жыл бұрын

It is

@randomnameiuse34

3 жыл бұрын

it isn't??

@water9151

3 жыл бұрын

it may well be

@f8breaker119

3 жыл бұрын

The only human-headed race that can pull off being bald are Goliaths.

@CairnOwl

3 жыл бұрын

@@f8breaker119 Also old dwarves

“Are you a villain?” “No, I’m a bald person!” “What’s the difference?”

@massiveman8080

3 жыл бұрын

Bald

@malaizze

3 жыл бұрын

Bald

@caitlinistired1050

3 жыл бұрын

Bald

@woodsylightning

3 жыл бұрын

Bald

@CrackSausage

3 жыл бұрын

Bald

Incredible. Powerful. Moving. Easily my new favorite episode of this campaign.

@roven_5530

3 жыл бұрын

Incredible. Powerful. Moving. Easily my new favorite episode of this campaign.

@PabloTheMushroom

3 жыл бұрын

Truly immaculate,

@stutterman176

3 жыл бұрын

ᵈᵒ ᶦ ᵏⁿᵒʷ ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵐᶦˡᵏ ᶦˢ?

@brandonwalenter1147

3 жыл бұрын

It’s my new favorite too

@galengooldy8353

3 жыл бұрын

Do you know this guy, called Slmclcc? He sounds a lot like you.

I love that they’re all more terrified of being bald than dying

@unknownentityenthusiast6765

Жыл бұрын

Fashion above all

@SalomSands

7 ай бұрын

me

“You gave me a split end, I shall give you a swift one.” The RAWEST line I have every heard from the fish man my god

I can't get over the fact that they just wrecked 5 short bald men

@laraschroeder5195

3 жыл бұрын

WITH GILLS OWN HAIR! THAT MOMENT WAS GLORIOUS!!!

are we going to ignore the fact Charlie hair wiped a bald guy so HARD that the bald guy GREW NEW HAIR

38:40 and the following minute or more "DM, PLEASE, DON'T MAKE ME BALD! NOT LIKE THIS!" Lmfaooo I fucking love this moment above anything else, t h a n k you for this perfect moment

@misteriousgamr41

3 жыл бұрын

no time stamp?...ok, then I'll do it myself. 38:22 is BAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!

@notanalien5496

3 жыл бұрын

@@misteriousgamr41 literally just made the edit right as you edited yours smh, thank you for your contribution-

"Can I nonlethally smite someone?" Slimecicle 2021

No one: Zero people: Not even chip: Gill: “I MILDLY ENJOY THINE CUT, G!!” *Thunder claps above as he smacks the bald man.*

@shrimpymcswimmington728

2 жыл бұрын

Nice pfp and name

@RiftLegacy

2 жыл бұрын

@@shrimpymcswimmington728 Well thank you! I quite like shrimp as well. Also, if someone named Sayori, Yuri, or Natsuki ask about me, I am no where.

@Abraxas1212

Жыл бұрын

Im not going to like this just to keep you at 690 likes.

@thenameisdyno8756

Жыл бұрын

@@shrimpymcswimmington728 the ptsd starts kicking in

@crystianhradel7404

10 ай бұрын

Best comment ever

You want be to believe that Nada *isn't* locked in the JRWI basement forced to draw these cursed thumbnail?

I swear to god if nobody animates that bald fight

@blueninja012

2 жыл бұрын

it was so legendary that at multiple points I began seriously considering changing my entire plan for my life and spending months learning how to draw and animate for it

@SkellyCass

11 ай бұрын

Broooo it's been 2 years and still I can't find this animated 😭😭 Legit thinking of doing it myself.

@GleamDrawz

8 ай бұрын

@SkellyCass Do it.

@amandanoelle5165

7 ай бұрын

​@@GleamDrawz*im doing it*

@GleamDrawz

7 ай бұрын

@@amandanoelle5165 i approve of this statement.

i cannot get over the fact charlie went all out savage over the threat of becoming bald. Gillion just going god mode over his precious locks. fucking crying rn

Why was gill dodging an electric razor the most hype moment in the series so far

I'm gonna absolutely lose it if they all spend the rest of the campaign looking for bald men for Gill to slap

Love how basically all of this adventure has been slapping bald men

it feels nice to actually keep up with a campaign for once

@magicjelly4766

3 жыл бұрын

I know! Actually this is my first ever campaign ive paid attention to and I’m loving it

@massiveman8080

3 жыл бұрын

Goose

@massiveman8080

3 жыл бұрын

@@magicjelly4766 same

@magicjelly4766

3 жыл бұрын

@@massiveman8080 cool

@jayes_

2 жыл бұрын

i am two days of content behind

Nada did an incredible job making the worst thumbnail I've ever seen

@rheegret8405

3 жыл бұрын

It's beautiful

@chronee5390

3 жыл бұрын

Nada is the best at really good quality cursed and not cursed art

@basketoffruit4485

3 жыл бұрын

Took those cursed words straight out of my mouth

@poisonxkitten3790

3 жыл бұрын

but why is everyone bald, wait the sign behind griz says bald is that why?

@redrk9731

3 жыл бұрын

@@poisonxkitten3790 they are bald because they lack hair

"You Gave me a Split end, and i will give you a swift one."-Gil

Gillian is the hero of this story and I cannot be convinced otherwise

They are sacrificing hair for power, they are following the steps of saitama and the rock

@cakevapemaster2573

3 жыл бұрын

Ok sure

@autisticdolphinl4737

3 жыл бұрын

Oh god will all of them be able to kill everything in one punch, have a good first season, and have a terrible second?

@cakevapemaster2573

3 жыл бұрын

And also replace schmove with something that is more shit yes

How is it possible to be jumpscared by a goddamn thumbnail like this?!??

@Charibolt

3 жыл бұрын

chip looks pretty good tbh

@TheEepyMagi

3 жыл бұрын

@@Charibolt i mean yeah but GILLION'S LONG FLOWING LOCKS! THEY'RE GONE!

@CairnOwl

3 жыл бұрын

Right? Gillian bald looks too much like Abe from Hellboy. Edit: *Abe

@Abraxas1212

Жыл бұрын

Their thousand years stare makes me think of Pengu, and this makes me fear for my life.

Mr Charlie Slimecicle has yet to dub this episode Incredible. Powerful. Moving. Easily my new favorite epidoe

@mukuroikusaba9392

2 жыл бұрын

@Hunter Spears "I dub thee Knight ______" that make sense?

Stared at the thumbnail for minutes as its energy penetrated my soul, can't wait for the actual episode now

When Gillion said "mayor sus" I really felt that

Grizly: *smiling* The air in his lungs: Fuck dis shit im out!

Gillion slapping a bunch of bald men, only to start a fight later on where the party has to avoid becoming bald themselves, and finishing one of the men by headbutting him so hard he *grows hair* is the funniest shit ever. Only in JRWI, baby!

When we thought The Council was over but they just put it in the main campaign

3:51 Charlie knew what was up as soon as Grizzly said that lol

“I’m sure you have... sea cows?” Me: *gasps* cowfish!

Slimecicle rolling a 0 for initiative and begging for his character to not be bald like he's crying begging for his life to be spared is the funniest shit

Don't know why but...Condi is playing this right. And the Story is really good too! Grizzly, man... he is a good DM

@TheEepyMagi

3 жыл бұрын

Let's not forget the wonderful himbo energy of Gillion, and the constant mischief of Chip

no way, I got here before charlie could talk about how wonderful this episode was

Nada was right when she said this thumbnail was a visual attack

Charlie saying "I DON'T WANNA BE BALD" with such desperation immediately dispelled all of the air in my lungs And so did "I want to smite a bald man with my hair," that was golden

Gillion's 0 initiative in this reminds me of how my friend literally rolled a -1 initiative yesterday. Nat one minus 2, very cool time

This has got to be the best, most entertaining combat encounter of all time. Eat your heart out matt mercer

53:08 that is the most real yelp of fear I've ever heard

You guys remember the end of bowser's inside story where you mash the button to punch dark bowser one last time? That's how I imagined chip slapping the bald man to end the fight

So, we now know that Gill is a 2nd Level Paladin and 1st Level Divine Soul Sorcerer. That must be where Shape Water is from.

@TheEepyMagi

3 жыл бұрын

Do we know Chip and Jay's classes?

@montionetwothree8899

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheEepyMagi Chip is a rogue and Jay is a ranger, but that's the extent of it.

I never thought I could be scared of a thumbnail

Oh boy, can't wait to be reminded of my already thinning hair and messed up hairline, thanks JRWI :')

@missingdev0948

3 жыл бұрын

*slap* there is no shame here, friend.

@tiactus

Жыл бұрын

slap

@nuclearpancake3683

Жыл бұрын

Greetings *slap*

@FortheHoliestofDoves

9 ай бұрын

*slap* then fix it

Holy shit I haven't watched yet but the thumbnail exudes such a fucking powerful energy

Bizly: Describes a powerful smack with the power of god and anime guiding it A Mortal Kombat ad proceeds to interrupt it Coincidence? No.

when Bizzly C. Pickle slaps that bald guy im just imagining that scene from heroaca when Bakugo grabs a dude's hand to get away from the league. the scene, the energy, the sakuga. thats the vibe of that slap

The quote from slimesickle will last throughout my life "DM please don't make me bald"

Why was this intro monologue the saddest

@EXTREME_FLUFF

3 жыл бұрын

It was so sad, then it just completely devolved

using favor of the gods to protect the hair, this is the cutest goofiest shit ever

1:09:34 Chip: I like ya cut G

I absolutely love how Gillian jumped out of a window that didn't exist. I don't care that it didn't actually happen, but... it exists as a moment that is utterly hilarious.

I love how Jay's character goes to cut Chip's hair in revenge, this is the DEFINITION of "Fuck around and find out"

After seeing the soul piercing gaze of the thumbnail. I gonna need to see, what the fuck happened in this episode. And I’m smiling all the way.

Incredible. Powerful. Moving. Easily my new favorite episode of this campaign

charlie rolling zero initiative and then coming out of the fight unharmed except for a split end just shows how powerful you can be if you take care of your hair right

For our audio listeners Bizly's hair is popping off more than usual today

can't stop won't stop the jrwi grind

1:02:03 “once you were a vegan, but now you will be gone” *headbutts a man to death* - Scott pilgrim energy

I can't wait for Gillian to meet King Neptune from the Spongebob movie

Everyone else's combat: swords, spells, crossbows, bows Roll With It Combat: slaps and hair whips

1:14:44 The three stages of realization “Hes.. he’s not laughing?” “…OH SHIT HES NOT LAUGHING?!” “ *gasp* “

Im sorry but Jay doing the intro and saying in a scared voice 'I guess were gonna just have to ... roll with it' had me rolling (pun intended)

Fitting how this is the episode I listen to while cutting my hair

The Baldening

@jedimindglitch89

3 жыл бұрын

The Baldening

@kalamies.

3 жыл бұрын

The Baldening

@LoneWolf-gf2xt

3 жыл бұрын

The Baldening

@cakevapemaster2573

3 жыл бұрын

The Baldening

@Hilltree_Builds5537

3 жыл бұрын

The Baldening

As always, Chip is 100% of Gillian’s impulse control

WHY IS,,, WHYARE THEY,,, i feel pain.

gill: nothing scares me *points to electric razor* but that thing it makes me bald

War Crime tally of the series so far: 1 Gillian committed weather manipulation. FINALLY

Best series ever! I brushed it off a while ago, thinking it wasn't worth my time. But I am now catching up on almost every just roll with it episode!! 100% my favorite podcast ever!

Just finished listening to this elsewhere, you guys are in for a heck of a ride. Enjoy this amazing episode 😅

Fun fact: I forgot about this for months and when I came back and was remembering what had gone on before, they got to the bald men fight. I was understandingly confused.

How was there not a joke about Gillion getting waves???? THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS

Gotta say as I’ve been watching through these campaigns this has probably been the best and most fun and entertaining cast of main characters of them so far, so glad to see they’re holding the spotlight for such a long journey. I can’t get enough of these 3 and I’m only 4 episodes in.

Gil's hair quote needs to be put on merch

Ok so adding to the Charlie slimecile lore. he is a vacuum cleaner

Make a t shirt sayings: Keep calm And eat grelp

@gaguna6433

2 жыл бұрын

g r e l p

I like how grizzly clearly states his intentions in the beginning of the episode

What I’ve learned this episode. Super Saiyan hair can be weaponized.

Lmao imagine bieng bald, couldn't be me

I refuse to believe that any dnd campaign can ever top this

Some say Lord of the Rings is the best fantasy series. But deep down we all know its this. A true fantasy experience needs to have a bald menace who cut through the fabrics of morality.

JRWI gym spinoff: Survival of the Fitest

I really wanted someone to say "I like your cut, g" and than slap a guy-

this was the first dnd combat i've ever witnessed, and im not disappointed

58:56 Charlie’s face is the true meaning of despair

Seeing the thumbnail in my notifs was easily the scariest part of my day I love it

In the description it says 'Jay loses something important' as flashbacks flashes through my head

I'm so glad that was the first actual fight of the game

Omg the whole baldening fight was the best thing ever

Jay: Speaking in a depressed and beaten down voice. The music: Jammin'

I feel like Gill gets more moist every session and I love it

Just a reminder that this is technically their first combat-

"ELEVEN RADIANT DAMAGE FROM MY HAIR!" Quote of the day

Gillion became Adult Gon there for a moment.

I did not expect that I would watch four grown men talk about baldness for an hour today, but I do not regret it.

I like to imagine the head coral protected gillian's hair from the bald men.

Spoilers Timestamps for myself - - - 0:00 - Intro/Recap 6:42 - Pick Back up 7:57 - Gil is in Hero Mode 9:00 - the DM wink of death 9:40 - she's been stabilized 11:18 - Gil Tries something 13:21 - Am I in love with this man? yes. He's done it. 16:07 - Early days albatrio moment 17:45 - All outta magic Milk 20:51 - Another one 21:53 - Chip struggles to read the room 25:00 - Chip + Gil first disagreement 30:36 - Not. My. Problem. Gil goes through a window 32:43 - Grelp 33:11 - Survival of the Fitness 33:47 - Chip through a window 35:19 - Midroll 36:39 - Bald Encounter, end of Midroll 38:19 - Initiative 38:30 - zero initiative, DM, DM, DOn't make me bALD DM PLEASE 42:03 - Chip's hair takes a slashing 42:33 - Get blinded bitch 45:48 - Hand Turkey 46:56 - Can I nonlethally smite someone? 53:00 - Nat 20 to cut hair 54:35 - oh god chibo no 54:56 - Don't hit my man gillion with the fade bro 58:33 - Bzzzzztt 59:10 - Chip, I fear no enemy but that... That strikes fear into my soul. 1:00:02 - Charlie... 1:01:41 - You gave me a split end, and I will give you a swift one. 1:03:00 - Unbald him 1:05:32 - Jay realizes how insane Gil is 1:09:25 - The final Blow 1:10:34 - Jay mourns a lock of hair 1:12:31 - Sabotage 1:14:03 - Mayor Moment 1:14:46 - End of Session 1:15:02 - Patreon Gillion’s titles in the Order that they Come Up Gillion Tidestrider Moisture Master Pigeon Lord Hero of Wheat

Possibly my favorite fight of any dnd campaign 😂😂😂

bizly has a really good voice for this vibe of character