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@KermitTheGodSlayer

Жыл бұрын

Hello

@BeatleCowCroatian

Жыл бұрын

Ratio

@TheRatCollector

Жыл бұрын

howdy

@aleksabanjevic8316

Жыл бұрын

W8, that wolf girl was meant to be "sexy"? I thought she was an intentionally ugly character to show that she is like an annoying Karen or something 🤮🤮🤮

@1MadJack1

Жыл бұрын

trash *CONS*

Honestly the concept of the three pigs raising a baby wolf is cute. Wish it was in a better media lol

@mrlaz9011

Жыл бұрын

It's not very close, but there's this movie about a human mother raising two werewolf children on her own. It's called wolf children and it's an emotional watch.

@greenapple9477

Жыл бұрын

There's this one story of a parent raising four werewolf children. Forgot what happens and the name of it.

@zachduperron8543

Жыл бұрын

With better designs that don’t look like abominations

@WolfTamer

Жыл бұрын

The way Saber describes the plot makes it sound way more wacky and chaotic than cute, but genuinely funny! The problem is I don't think the writer's were aware of that or just didn't want to go balls deep insane with the idea.

@prasetyodwikuncorojati2434

Жыл бұрын

But sadly the designer of the character ruined it with hideous and bizzare looking characters

I used to think that 3 Pigs and a Baby had the best animation and thought the character models were outstanding. Looking at it now, as a 17-year-old, it has one of the worst models I've ever seen. That movie is like a fever dream to me now.

@blackberry8615

Жыл бұрын

same at 19😭

@1MadJack1

Жыл бұрын

@Bully peter ratio

@DoofXMachina

Жыл бұрын

Literally the same story including being 17 now. Watched this shit on Netflix i think

@thatknownali6346

Жыл бұрын

I think I watched this as well haha. Never noticed the wolf's faces.

@LevitheEldritchAbomination

Жыл бұрын

Same.

So what I'm hearing is that the wolf league's entire plan could have been demolished if the teenage wolf was gay

@enegizedadam

Жыл бұрын

Now that i think about it it wouldn't have been as cringy as what we got tho it's too late to change history

@zombies4evadude24

Жыл бұрын

@@enegizedadam”only a fool would dare to change history-“ “I am no fool. What I do, I do only to secure a better tomorrow.” “Well let’s see if we ‘yiff’ to see it.”

@arturoaguilar6002

Жыл бұрын

That would had been a more interesting plot tbh.

@godzillagamer7512

Жыл бұрын

@@zombies4evadude24 ha ha… ha…

@somestuff8064

Жыл бұрын

That’s under the assumption they wouldn’t just try again with a guy.

I like the uncanny design of the animals in Beastars. It adds to the horror element of the show. It gives wolf in sheep's clothing vibes, except it's 'beasts' in human skin.

@yourtimetraveleralara

11 ай бұрын

Yeah me too

I like to think it was called unstable fables because the animators are mentally unstable people who took acid, looked at kids' books and said "we can animate that".

@freshcupofangst

Жыл бұрын

Don't blame the animators, blame the people behind the character designs

@prasetyodwikuncorojati2434

Жыл бұрын

So accurate to describe character in this movie

@normalgamergal

Жыл бұрын

Animators have little too no input on character designs. As a rule, never blame the animators. They're underpaid and overworked.

@amanthy

Жыл бұрын

Why are their mouths separate from their muzzles? Why do they have lips? Why do they look horrifying?

@skystoyhunts7225

Жыл бұрын

Lmao

Honestly with how the characters look, the fact that the animator for fanboy and chum chum made it makes sense

@lordundeadcat

Жыл бұрын

Oh my fucking god I'm not crazy, fanboy and chum chum was the first thing that came to my mind when I saw this shit

@gothicMCRgirl

Жыл бұрын

Oh wow. At least with Fanboy and Chum-Chum you can make the argument that TV budgets aren’t super great so you really gotta cut corners where you can. But damn, this really is the best they can do, huh.

@NoahGooder

Жыл бұрын

I think my brain had a minor explosion because of how much sense that makes.

@chvinsaw

Жыл бұрын

Atleast Fanboy and Chum Chum made the weird stylization look somewhat *decent*. This is... this is just an abomination.

@williek08472

Жыл бұрын

I KNEW I knew this crazy style from somewhere!

It's not that they have "wiener noses," it's that the mouth is in the wrong place, making the nose appear larger than it is.

Clearly big names mean nothing: the "nameless" people doing all the hard work are the most important. This just proves it once again.

I honestly think that the Tortoise and the Hare had a clever idea. After the race, tortoise becomes arrogant and snobby due to his fame, while the hare humbles up and learns from his failure. It could have been a really good perspective flip. But alas, we got what we got.

@ChaffyExpert

Жыл бұрын

That's Basically the premise of Cobra Kai, flipped perspective of an older tale where one person wins a competition and the other loses.

I think the Beastars anime changed their designs slightly from the manga to make them a bit more human proportioned. In the manga Haru's a bit shorter, usually reaching about the middle of Legosi's thigh, and Legosi's claws tended to stand out a bit more even when he tried hiding them. But otherwise, their "mostly human" proportions helped to disarm the audience so that they observe the cast by human standards, usually before something shocking pulls us back down to the realities of their uneven social structure. It's such an amazing example of purposeful character design, and shows how anthropomorphism of it's ilk can work really, really well. Then, we get unstable fables...

@Schnipps

Жыл бұрын

Exactly. It's supposed to make you think that yea, they are more human just animals. But then you'll get pulled out of that in such a harsh way when their animalistic tendencies force themselves out and you can see how so many of the predators suffer. I love Beastars.

@karolinakuc4783

Жыл бұрын

If Haru was shorter one would think she is way younger than Legoshi. And they are in the same class. Although there are very short people who reach like 150 despite being adults

@purpleemerald5299

Жыл бұрын

I still despise the designs. Being stuck with them isn’t worth the novelty of that ever-weakening payoff.

@Revanbzn

Жыл бұрын

Haru is even shorter? Knowing how many bigger animals were in her is scary

@CodeNameX001

Жыл бұрын

@@karolinakuc4783 She's actually older than him. It's an important part of her character that she's aware that she was born into a world that sees her as "prey".

So with beastars, I will say, the deer guy having human hands and feet sketched me the fuck out. Something about really furry hands and feet made me go euUgh.

@MizzBellaKitty

Жыл бұрын

Same. They need more distinct paw pads in my opinion instead of just fur. The feet specifically looked odd.

@moosenman

Жыл бұрын

@@MizzBellaKitty Dude I saw his grippers and I screamed. Legos hands are a bit more distinct and something about them, idk feels different.

@thatomnivoreteacher6869

Жыл бұрын

@@MizzBellaKitty really? I didn’t find anything wrong with them

8:06 FLINT LOCKWOOD

I think what makes these designs much more uncanny is how HUGE the heads are. The turtles at least have a sort of normal head to body ratio, which makes them easier to look at 🏊

@markiangooley

Жыл бұрын

Note that babies have especially big heads in relation to the rest of their bodies, and to a lesser degree older children. The big head is a staple of caricature, but the association in the human mind with infants and young children just adds creepiness…

@Woopsdiditagain

Жыл бұрын

@@markiangooley Yeah, good point. What makes it even worse is that the seperation between neck and head isn't very clear, so the head just looks like some weird mass attached to the body where the head should be

@cintronproductions9430

Жыл бұрын

Yeah I agree, the only thing off about the tortoises is the fact they have TEETH, but besides that they're the least offensive in terms of design. XD

@Woopsdiditagain

Жыл бұрын

@@cintronproductions9430 omg I thought the same thing!!! Those teeth made me so uncomfortable fr

@CorgiShark

Жыл бұрын

@Whaa_t this guys a bot, don’t click the link

honestly shocked that the bird characters didn't get a similar treatment of having the beak somehow replace only the nose; that would've been hilarious

@ana7icia

Жыл бұрын

i think i would literally cry seeing that

@alestory656

Жыл бұрын

That reminds me to the penguin from neko mews potty trouble (or however you write that) Pd: it is also in neko mews nightmares but it is the same design

@hexhollows

Жыл бұрын

"handsome eagle" core

@mrlaz9011

Жыл бұрын

then you would get Xavier: renegade angel.

@apocalypseofplush

Жыл бұрын

medley zelda

I honestly love that Theodore from Alvin and the Chipmunks, Alan from Two and a Half Men, and Greg Heffley'a dad are all in 3 Pigs and a Baby 💀

I swear to god, seeing 3 Pigs And A Baby’s trailer over and over again while trying to watch Chicken Little scarred me as a kid for the freakishly hellish abominations I’ve bear witnessed to with how the wolves looked like. Seeing them again just brought up memories, and now I can’t sleep again.

The only unstable thing about this movie is the sanity of the character designer.

@mariajimenafigueroa233

Жыл бұрын

Annoying bots aside, the pigs look okay

@LevitheEldritchAbomination

Жыл бұрын

@@mariajimenafigueroa233 yeah. They're probably the best designs in the whole movie.

@foxonrye

Жыл бұрын

He needs help

@mr-fatji1491

Жыл бұрын

@im sacred haha good one.

@andreafraustoz

Жыл бұрын

unless they want trigger the furry, that's no excuse

The turtle is just one of the "If you'd like to drink alcohol I prefer you did it at home" parents

@tultsi93

Жыл бұрын

Maybe they're French tortoises.

@OtakuUnitedStudio

Жыл бұрын

That's actually legal in a number of places, even in the US.

@e-the-intellectual-nerd6541

Жыл бұрын

Red wine is often drunk by anyone of any age in Italy I believe, correct me if I am wrong though.

@infiniteplanes5775

Жыл бұрын

Well anyone 5 or older, but close enough

@robproductions2599

Жыл бұрын

@@tultsi93 or german

What's sad is there's actually some potential in these base ideas. The biggest problems, as stated, is the design is gross/hideous and the story writing needs a lot better refinement and fuller plot.

I actually watched 3 pigs and a baby when I was little, and I was too young to care for the character designs, but now that I see this, I realize that my young mind was cursed because of how ugly it is looking at it way older

@finnegan6903

Жыл бұрын

Same, I remember my sister and I watching it at least a few times because we liked it. We honestly, probably still have the DVD somewhere. Also I loved wolves. (still do) So who caaares what they look like, it's my favorite animal lol. We were still a bit weirded out by parts, but not enough to ruin our whole experience.

@suzanneclark7706

Жыл бұрын

Same, but I do remember thinking teenage Lucky was ugly

Saberspark: I'm not a furry. Also Saberspark: -Literally only hangs out with furries-

@oldmonkey7720

Жыл бұрын

be cool he is a brony :D

@Silvia.Araujo

Жыл бұрын

@@oldmonkey7720 Both are atrocious

@SolrSurfr3

Жыл бұрын

Furry by association

@deathstinger13

Жыл бұрын

in fairness, it could just be he jells best with them. there's more to Furrys and even furry culture than just 'animal but anthro'

@TheDapperDragon

Жыл бұрын

@@deathstinger13 In all fairness as well, I frankly don't care. It's just a fun meme to call Saber a furry for any stretch of a reason. I really don't care.

I like how Saber immediately put a mumbled “gross” after mentioning Weinstein Company.

@ochuspin

Жыл бұрын

And then “based” after Jim Henson

@fastdafox

Жыл бұрын

Genuinely laughed so hard

@robproductions2599

Жыл бұрын

but weinstein is based

I watched these as a kid, I thought the wolves looked so cool and so I started drawing wolves like that. My childhood was...questionable.

@Munci314

3 ай бұрын

Same here, man. This has scarred me for life💀💀💀

Thing is that Nearly Naked Animals and a few other shows had similar character designs, but while those were bearable due to being 2d, seeing the shadow and contour of the pizza slices with strap-ons at every angle is... yipe

@MortalAnonymous

Жыл бұрын

Ehhh, I gotta disagree with Almost Naked Animals...those are still horrid to look at. XD But I agree that in general 2D can be a lot more forgiving with odd shapes in a character design. Maybe Spliced for another Canadian example. I would say Ice Age managed to get scruffy and "ugly" right in 3D tho.

@Twinklethefox9022

Жыл бұрын

Yeah... But now that you reminded me of that show, I am slightly angry at you. Like that show is both ugly and annoying.

@optimisticwatermelon

Жыл бұрын

Thank you for mentioning that show, I watched like 3 seconds of it as a kid and I always thought it was a dream I remembered for some reason and didn't want the search in my search history (even in incognito because you still get targeted ads from incognito history).

@ravenwashere1776

Жыл бұрын

Almost Naked Animals is a fever dream but was also a major part of my childhood, and I kept wondering for years if it was real or if I imagined it... I think they have episodes on KZread, ngl. I remember recently rediscovering the show and listening to the theme song again.

@jasperjazzie

11 ай бұрын

at least that show was meant to be gross and ugly lmao

This entire movie seems like the kind of joke Family Guy would make about Bob's Burger's animation to make themselves feel better about their own animation.

@allenmurallo3730

Жыл бұрын

Family Guy actually made a joke about Bob's Burger's animation by saying it looked like it was made in a moving car. I believe this was from that episode with Trump.

@SissypheanCatboy

Жыл бұрын

@@allenmurallo3730 That is very ironic considering Family Guy is animated like a low budget educational cartoon about household economics.

@ShiningStar5022

Жыл бұрын

@whaaa t That's an air fryer potato wedges recipe.

@sonicfanboy3375

Жыл бұрын

@@ShiningStar5022 It a bot

Let's see how long this episode lasts on KZread 💀 Yes I can see it's gonna last probably

@Smol6447

Жыл бұрын

Yep 💀

@Terracylle

Жыл бұрын

I'm guessing... 0.8 hours.

@pbrown10_lifts88

Жыл бұрын

I’m willing to bet 6 hours

@IHaveNpIdea

Жыл бұрын

I’d say about 32:22

@cheeriothecereal

Жыл бұрын

over 8 minutes!! aha!!

There’s a big difference to stylising and cartooning an animal for an animated project, and COMPLETELY RESTRUCTURING ITS SKULL

The fact each movie starts with the intros having the ugly weasel ferrets and alot of the time closeups of them really is a warning to what your getting into

The Latin Spanish dub of 3 Pigs and a Baby took an additional step on capitalizing on Shrek. In case you don't know, the Latin Spanish dub of Shrek was filled with Mexican typical phrases, as Donkey was dubbed by famous local comedian Eugenio Derbez. Thus, instead of Gingy asking Farquaad if he knew the Muffin Man, he asks if he knew about Pin Pon, a character from a Latin American children's song. After "I'm a Believer" plays in the end, Donkey says "Jue horrible, jue horrible" ("It was horrible, it was horrible"), a famous phrase said by Derbez. 3 Pigs and a Baby was one of many Mexican dubbed animated movies that, influenced by Shrek, ended up turning a comic relief character into a walking talking compilation of Mexican modisms (the dub of Barnyard had Pip the mouse being that type of character for instance). That way, the Straw Pig ended up as that kind of character: e.g., he says "¡Orale! ¡No creen que esta vez se pasaron de veras!" (something among the lines of "Wow! Don't you think they have crossed the line this time?") at one scene. Also, a big pig bully says he wants to play "Lobo, ¿Estás Ahí?" ("Wolf, are you in there?") with the adopted wolf. That, as you may have supposed, is a traditional Latin American children's game.

@1MadJack1

Жыл бұрын

@Flash bang shut

@carlossanblas5807

Жыл бұрын

Tengo que escuchar eso xD

@cintronproductions9430

Жыл бұрын

From one Latino to another I thank you for this neat trivia. (I'm Puerto Rican.)

@malakimphoros2164

Жыл бұрын

The polish Shrek dub also uses native cultural references. What a well made movie it is.

@marianasobrenome3316

Жыл бұрын

The Brazilian Shrek dub also uses some clever pop culture references, it's regarded here as one of the best national movie dubs for a reason

The guy that designed the Fanboy and ChumChum having designed these characters makes perfect sense. Absolutely atrocious, both of them.

@ethanthomsen3973

Жыл бұрын

Even then FBACC characters still look better than the wolves designs in this film

@dfquartzidn6151

Жыл бұрын

@@ethanthomsen3973 Also has a better atmosphere too

I know voice actors still got to eat. But it kills me inside to see Tom Kenny be a part of so many terrible B movies

@jasperjazzie

Жыл бұрын

you'd think voicing one of the most famous cartoon characters to ever exist, along with several other well known cartoons, would pay pretty well, but unfortunately not, makes me sad :(

@kingwashington4044

Жыл бұрын

@@jasperjazzie I fully agree with you

I remember seeing the 3 Pigs and A Baby film when I was about 7 after renting it from RedBox. This is Alpha and Omega levels of forgotten memories for me ngl

@straightfromthepsychward

Жыл бұрын

oh my god don’t get me started on alpha and omega i had such an unhealthy relationship with those movies. i can quote almost anything from the first film and my parents hate me for it

@Oatrance

7 ай бұрын

I envy you cause I vividly remember watching it with my parents and older brothers💀

As a character designer, this hurts. This hurts me so much.

@lilskipper8002

Жыл бұрын

It reminds me of that one CN show years back. Forgot the name, it's like shaved animals on a island or resort?

@waterwayv5010

Жыл бұрын

@@lilskipper8002 Im pretty sure its called Almost Naked Animals

@LevitheEldritchAbomination

Жыл бұрын

Same. It all looks so... Horrifying... In retrospect, maybe the character designers were horror creature designers. That would explain stuff.

@invaderhorizongreen8168

Жыл бұрын

@@waterwayv5010 yep that was the name of it.

@NoahGooder

Жыл бұрын

@@lilskipper8002 hell even that show had some kind of restraint

Unstable Fables actually had potential, especially the three pigs one. They could’ve made it a heist movie ala Ocean’s Eleven where the wolves are trying to rob the rich pigs. THAT would’ve been cool. But you can tell they didn’t have a whole lot of ideas for these movies.

@sarafontanini7051

Жыл бұрын

kinda like how Hoodwinked was a "the usual suspects" mystery for most of the movie.

@robproductions2599

Жыл бұрын

Weak rhymes with critique so you know if you're going to critique like hey this is this is never going to work or whatever then i just say you know what let's see you try it and then we'll see how you do

@tanman729

11 ай бұрын

@@robproductions2599 critique and creation are different skills, i don't need to know how to make a cake but i know you don't use anchovies

When I was little I saw this movie, and thought the concept was cute, the 3 pigs rasing the wolf. As I got older I realized the movie had a lot of weak spots, but it still has a place in my heart. Also I never thought the designs of the wolf's were inappropriate.

three pigs and a baby used to be on netflix waaaaay back when and has permeated the darkest corners of my mind ever since

The only pain I can imagine if the animators having to come up with this plot and animation for kids to enjoy

@mustasheolll2020

Жыл бұрын

It’s creepy

@kootunesscrewy

Жыл бұрын

The snout is alright. If it was made in 2D. But yeah... Unstable Fables has to be one of the most horrifying CGI movie studios I've ever seen.

@1MadJack1

Жыл бұрын

@don't be surprised you're making fun of yourself huh?

@thineevee7345

Жыл бұрын

you made another channel?

@andreafraustoz

Жыл бұрын

some of them might be anti-furry

At least Hoodwinked actually looked the way it did because of the smaller budget,and it did very good,Unstable Fables looks terrible.

@donutchan8114

Жыл бұрын

To be fair, hoodwinked actually had an engaging story and the designs weren't _terrible_ , it just looks dated compared to pixar (the incredibles was released a year earlier). The unstable fables wolves have _REALLLY_ floppy noses, like, I half expected them to have a wet slappy noise every time they moved.

@1366Erik

Жыл бұрын

@@donutchan8114 😂😂 I can just imagine those 'Wet slapping' noises

@patrickshaw411

Жыл бұрын

@@donutchan8114 probably the best way to describe Hoodwinked. The animators did what they could with the tech and budget given to them.

@midnights2631

Жыл бұрын

I loved watching Hoodwinked as a child. The fact Hoodwinked and Unstable Fables are from the same company is baffling

@voice_0f_reason

Жыл бұрын

@@midnights2631 No way!

I actually remember watching the pigs' movie with my father one day, and the reason why it was kept in my head was because in one scene the wolf boy listens to a cassette and repeats a phrase... and that got stuck in my head for years

I love how worked up some are about the wine. Come to Europe. I had an argument with a friend last week. Her mum made her cake for school to share with friends. In the end of the day she told me it was a egg liquorice cake. I don't drink/eat alcohol because of religion. I then refused a second piece now that I knew. She got mad over me not eating it, saying I am not getting drunk on cake. The argument was 90% her telling me that everything at their home is done with alcohol since she was 3years old. Meat sits in wine, whisky into the salad dressing, and ❇cake❇ And that is totally normal in Europe.

@dfquartzidn6151

Жыл бұрын

As a Muslim, reading this gave me the :/ face. Europeans have made great innovations, culture, etc. but sometimes, we see stuff like this and it’s like “Welp”.

@royalfrostrose6545

Жыл бұрын

@@dfquartzidn6151 I know how you feel! It's such a WTF sometimes talking to them😅

@dfquartzidn6151

Жыл бұрын

@No, that's wrong! Well, I’m sorry if we have made some misunderstandings.

@mixtapefilms9849

Жыл бұрын

@No, that's wrong! I think that the original poster was only talking about a specific interaction rather than an overall generalization of European people and how this person just used it as an excuse to chastise them for not wanting alcohol

@cw9475

Жыл бұрын

@No, that's wrong! and when you cook alcohol, say wine for example, the alcohol content is evaporated as part of the process. Even if a piece of meat marinates overnight in it or a cake is soaked in it, the alcohol content will evaporate in the heat of the cooking process and leave only the flavour. Here in the UK the most well known examples are traditional Christmas cake, soaked in brandy (if I remember correctly), the alcohol acts as a preservative as much as a flavour and develops over time. And beer battered fish and chips, considered better than the regular batter bc the beer imparts carbonation and airiness. Other than that we have cultural imports like Tiramisu.

It’s interesting how the non-mammals had less offensive designs, like the duck or turtles. That soul patch and floppy schnitzel on the wolf was unforgivable. Great video!

@Juliooo00

Жыл бұрын

Im not gonna lie the duck or goose or whatever it is at 19:52 really doesnt have a terrible design, i genuinely dont hate it compared to all the other designs in these movies lol

These character designs remind me so much of that one female character from Tuff Puppy. If you don't know, they both basically committed the same sin of not using the snout as the mouth it's supposed to be

@JackalopeBunny

Жыл бұрын

Yea you think they would of looked at it and fixed it, but nope.. :/

@dfquartzidn6151

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, I was wondering why the girl felt a little forgettable. Because, the main protag dog was actually kinda handsome to me in a dorky way. I don’t know how you can butcher the main protag’s design and then make his companion lackluster.

@keiem5263

Жыл бұрын

@@dfquartzidn6151 i remember that one. jerry trainor was funny.

@dfquartzidn6151

Жыл бұрын

@@prjoliphant7951 Actually yeah, that’s a good way of saying it. Although she was always a good character, I still think they could’ve done better with her design.

@dfquartzidn6151

Жыл бұрын

@@prjoliphant7951 Oh okay sorry, lol. I can’t remember which one’s the mom.

This video unlocked a memory. i watched the goldilocks and the three bears one all the time growing up…

the design of the wolfs like an almost naked animals,seriousily i'm not joking.😆😆😆

Whenever I see character designs like this, I always wonder what the character concepts looked like initially. More often than not, the designs would look great in 2D but not as a 3D model

@PlanetKhaos

Жыл бұрын

Honestly while I don't care for how illumination movies look at all, Eric Guilllon's art is really good.

@ExtremeWreck

Жыл бұрын

Same cannot be said for the Samsonadzes.

@bearerofbadnews1375

Жыл бұрын

Even Anthro characters on trading cards have better designs than this movie.

Speaking as a furry artist who has experimented with anthro designs before, one of the biggest pet peeves of mine are anthro characters whose heads and faces are too human-shaped, like these ones. With the bodies, I find you can usually play around with the ratio of human-to-animal in them without much issue, (though personally I prefer to make their proportions similar to the animal they're based on, like making an elephant tall and broad or giving a ferret a long torso and short limbs), but the head designs make or break an anthro character for me. I never care for cartoon animals whose basically look like a regular human head with fur and a few animal bits pasted on. At best it just looks like someone who visited the facepainting booth at the carnival, at worst it looks like... well, this movie. Even if they didn't have those awful dick-noses for muzzles, the dealbreaker for me would be the eyes. I prefer anthro eyes to resemble their real-life counterpart, or at the very least blend in with the art style and the shape of the head. With these ones, most of their eyes just look unnatural and way too human looking, being small, forward-facing, and on a flat vertical plane with a big forehead and eyebrows. That's why the tortoise's face is way more appealing than the rabbit's; he actually has a natural shape to his head, with his big round eyes situated near the sides of his face like an actual tortoise. Meanwhile, the rabbit looks like a hairy, beady-eyed human with big ears and whiskers. Overall, I don't care if anthros look realistic or stylized; the least I ask for is consistency- one thing that bothered in Zootopia is how the horse and elephant characters in the movie had flat hooves for hands with no fingers or thumbs. I mean you could argue the elephants at least have their trunks to manipulate tools and objects and stuff but how the hell do the horses operate their smartphones and stuff as seen in the film? My Little Pony could get away with that because everyone had hooves and you could argue that magic is involved (and it's funnier), but in Zootopia it stands out and raises too many questions.

@lulub517

Жыл бұрын

As a furry cartoon hobbyist, I’m all in for realistic humanoid bodies/cartoon bodies, or more animal-like bodies. My characters’s bodies are more like you said, animal shaped. For example, my chicken character is more round and plump, but I do have a duck character that is rather skinny, yet she doesn’t have major human-like proportions. I like a mixture of both and then sometimes one or the other. Though I have a massive pet peeve with werewolf designs. I want a werewolf to have a snout and not just a human face with one slightly wolf-like nose. Honeslty, Lupin wolf in Harry Potter was great imo, the uncanny human skin over wolf-like body proportions made it all the more freaky imo. The big fuzzy werewolves that are just giant furries are fine… but they’re too anthro wolf and not enough human mutation. But at least they’re better than the lackluster nose on human face with fangs, basically just face paint and a bit of hair. That always annoyed the crap out of me.

@andrewdiaz3529

Жыл бұрын

And as someone who was obsessed and still kinda is obsessed with Zootopia, I agree. I'd also like to say that there were horses/zebra/equines/etc. Ungulates in general with hands similar to the sheep hands, so like hands with long nails so fingers were like 50/50 actual finger and "hoof nail"; They just didn't use them for all of the background ungulates for time/cost reasons and they already had the hoof hand versions ready as the base they'd used, so they just did that for all the background ungulates and went through the plan for the ones like Gazelle and Bellwether/Doug. In later fan QnA's one of the directors(maybe a writer) said he decided the hoof hands were like a birth defect that had some stigma and challenges like other disabilities.

@catpoke9557

Жыл бұрын

I'm not even a furry and the furries with too human faces bother me. Deeply. There's a game called Zenless Zone Zero coming out with some anthros in it, and the character who seems like he'll be the most fun to play happens to be one of the anthros with a weirdly human face. It's not as bad as others I've seen but it's just enough to be weird to look at. As for Zootopia, I thought the lack of hands on elephants made some sense because of the trunk, but the one-toed ungulates bothered me too. They should've just given them a sort of 'mitten' shaped hand where they have one finger and one thumb. It's still an extra digit, but then again, I'm pretty sure they REMOVED some digits on some animals, so adding an extra... doesn't really matter. EDIT: I forgot to mention Zootopia has domestic pigs and sheep which drives me insane. The sheep also have their tails docked.

@kamewantor4594

Жыл бұрын

Where can I look at your art? Just curious

@dannyfoxboi

Жыл бұрын

I design my animal characters to be basically humans with animal features- "nekos" I guess you could call them, but not limited to just cats. A couple examples- a rabbit with a muzzle, ears, and tail and a sheep with horns, a tail, and hooved feet, but otherwise human bodies. For the mentioned rabbit character, I did try to draw more animal-like legs and feet when designing them, but I couldn't get them to look right since I didn't have enough skill. I do have more traditional anthro characters, such as a racoon or deer that actually look like the animal they're supposed to be, but most of the time, it's just way easier for me to draw something humanoid than animalistic depending on the features due my limited abilities. It is unfortunately inconsistent, but I'm happy with what I have.

I had no idea the tortoise and the hare was a part of this trilogy, this movie was an establishing part of my childhood

3 pigs and a baby was something I watched a bunch of times as a kid, this video just unlocked like a deep childhood memory for me

@Crazylegoman3791

Жыл бұрын

Yeah me too.

@bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257

Жыл бұрын

Same.

@limerobloxgaming8567

Жыл бұрын

same

Rishi saying “I’m a furry, I get it” is a total mood moment, and I kinda wanna hear more of her now

@jbiehlable

Жыл бұрын

Same....She's kinda cute.

@epicness_gamer

Жыл бұрын

@@jbiehlable a

@jbiehlable

Жыл бұрын

@@epicness_gamer Indeed. "A"

@OversizedSausage

Жыл бұрын

I dont, she goes on too long about unfunny jokes, feel free to disagree

@RyuKaguya

Жыл бұрын

@@OversizedSausage me and the others will be sure to absorb all her airtime so you don't have to see her.

I never knew Tortoise vs Hare was a part of a trilogy, this is terrifying

@destinyjewel2588

Жыл бұрын

I never even realized the Tortoise vs. Hare was the only part of the trilogy. I saw the other two but only thought that Fracture Fairy tales stopped after Goldilocks and Three Pigs flopped.

@GatorRay

Жыл бұрын

The only one I knew about for the longest period of time was the first one.

@anti-usernamesaltaccount3623

Жыл бұрын

@@GatorRaysame Fever dream vibes

After hearing your discussion of why creators use anthropomorphic animal characters, I'm interested in your take on the anime Odd Taxi. It has an interesting twist on a Tokyo inhabited by anthropomorphic animals.

17:45 I remember one chatter in the chat saying “Ayo hear me out” lmao

These designs feels like a what if Dingo Pictures had 3D software. And this would be the result of that technology.

@andreafraustoz

Жыл бұрын

how to fail furry art

@williek08472

Жыл бұрын

Nah, theirs would look EVEN WORSE

@GatorRay

Жыл бұрын

I swear they look like a possible result of a studio made of former employees from Dingo Pictures & Video Brinquedo (I think I spelled that last word right)

"$10,000 to kiss the pig" *I see this as an absolute win*

I thought the noses of the wolves were to make the designs look more cartoony, but failing to do so.

I can't watch anymore my eyes have melted from my skull, 20:40 was my limit still will like and comment to show support, but this is the only video so far, I couldn't finish, those character designs just make my brain cry, and I have been subbed to you since 2018

Lesson today: Don’t give a s*x offender a kids flim to work on.

@adraiiiiii

Жыл бұрын

very... interesting lesson you told us, Green Dash Productions.

@SatanenPerkele

Жыл бұрын

You mean, never let zoophiles entertain your children.

@user-db9hi7uu3n

Жыл бұрын

Weistein didn't worked on movie directly, he was just some man-behind-the-man-behind-the-man producer. Do really think that one of the most powerful and rich producers himself directed some second rate movies? He did a lot of horrible deeds, but this one is not one of them

@GatorRay

Жыл бұрын

Now I want to see Family Guy make an episode where Quagmire has to make a kid's film. Or else the house of mouse will boot him from the show.

The large piece of hair on Goldilocks’ head is definitely sentient. I could totally picture it coming to life and suffocating me in the middle of the night.

@Egguana_

Жыл бұрын

It will. Hide.

I remember watching these as a kid. You just unlocked a memory I had forgotten for over 10 years

When I was a kid, I actually really liked Goldielocks and the Three Bears, and I still have it on DVD. Although yeah, looking back, the designs are really weird and it definitely feels pretty low budget. But as a kid I really actually enjoyed it, and found the humor in it. I've probably seen it a lot more times than I'd like to admit lol.

The worst and funniest thing I found that was dumb and also hilariously STUPID is that in the 3 pigs movie, the wolves waited years just for a baby wolf to grow up so they could eat the pigs, YEARS JUST TO EAT 3 PIGS!

@elchanchopato9601

Жыл бұрын

Also, in those same years the blown-down houses of straw and sticks were rebuild. Some cow builders rebuild them as the wolves deliver the baby and they are finished by when the wolf is a teenager. Like, what? One of the main points of the classic three little pigs story is that straw and stick houses only take a few hours or less to build! Also, why don't the cows rebuild those houses using bricks? Didn't the pigs learn their lesson after the first wolf attack? That was yet another main point of the original story!

@MrsMamaMallow

Жыл бұрын

The wolves plan was completely flawed from the start. They should of been moved on from the pigs when the wolf who came up with the plan stated they would wait till the wolf is a teenager. Wolf 1:Oh hell nah I’m not waiting years just to get a hold of three fucking pigs. Wolf 2:Time to bail.

@pearlykangel

Жыл бұрын

oh and lets talk about the fact that the teen wolf girl literally looks like an adult, and was literally around before lucky was even a thing

@Otval_bashky

Жыл бұрын

​@@pearlykangel She look like a trans

I watched this as a kid, the three little pigs one, and I've ALWAYS wanted to hear a commentary from you. My dreams are coming true. All is right now. Thank you so much for providing me this treasure in my lifetime.

@mangledfoxy2052

Жыл бұрын

Same. Honestly, up until now, it was one of those things where I vaguely remembered a few things but not enough to try and find it

@Gvair22

Жыл бұрын

So it means that you regret watching it, right?

I first heard about Unstable Fables on Tumblr years back (back when everyone still used that site), and the post I learned about it from referred to the female "wolf" design as one of the worst character design they ever saw. I'd have to agree with that statement, I've seen ugly cartoon designs before, but these ones take the cake.

I've watched all three of the movies talked about here ! I haven't watched them in a long time but I do remember my lil tween brain liked it enough to remember them They were fun movies in my heart. Back when I didn't care much for character design, animation or if the story was even super good. If the people in it were nice, the bad guys get what they deserved and they were happy at the end then that was good enough for me. That song we are family will be in my head forever, and I don't know why. I haven't watched the full video but I'm definitely excited to watch this fully when I can!

They move like they're aliens pretending to be humans.

@StoryTheSilly

Жыл бұрын

furries in a nutshell

@soda5191

Жыл бұрын

@leaked footage you don't need to Spam

@LevitheEldritchAbomination

Жыл бұрын

@@StoryTheSilly as a furry, lol

@anib8863

Жыл бұрын

@@StoryTheSilly If the characters were designed by actual furries they'd look much better.

@StoryTheSilly

Жыл бұрын

my god everyones responding to me 🗿

I'm extremely happy that I never witnessed these monstrosities as a child lol

@TekkaDGoofy

Жыл бұрын

I Envy you

@zachduperron8543

Жыл бұрын

Same!

@CarloNassar

Жыл бұрын

Me neither. My DVD copy of _The Princes' Quest_ previewed this stuff, but I stuck with Pixar work instead.

@Gvair22

Жыл бұрын

Me too

@g1gabytez

Жыл бұрын

as someone who had Tortoise vs. Hare, i envy you

I live in Romania and I remember these movies being sold allong with a newspaper. I absolutely loved these movies, my favorite was the Goldylocks one...worst one was the hear and tortise

This video just uncovered a very deep memory of mine from watching 3 Pigs and a Baby. I remember watching it and two nights later I had a horrible nightmare that I couldn't wake up from based on the film :D

These designs are fitting to the name. They’re unstable. They’re just so uncanny and disturbing😭

The noses could work for a character or two. The wolf scientist looks good IMO. I get the impression from that he's supposed to be creepy, so black lips and a huge nose lends to that. The problem is that they all have it, so we fault the design all-together.

@darkparadise4704

Жыл бұрын

I thought the same thing too. They’re not all bad but because they all it, it does look weird 😅

8:12 It's like he's lagging out!

if i didnt still have the DVDs of these films at home, i could have sworn i hallucinated them all. those stories are genuinely insane and somehow i actually kind of liked them as a kid

Tortoise vs Hare is my childhood! It’s cringe yes but it’s also nostalgic and hilarious sometimes as well.

@LevitheEldritchAbomination

Жыл бұрын

@Emotional Damage this is a bot

@keynanmartinez

Жыл бұрын

Same

@PKMNResearcherSkyler

Жыл бұрын

I never got to watch the others as a kid, but I watched Goldilocks so many times as a kid

@TheBlackAntagonist

Жыл бұрын

@@PKMNResearcherSkyler Same.

@renwoo3685

Жыл бұрын

@@PKMNResearcherSkyler i watched all of them....

I had 0 idea it was gonna be Unstable Fables. I remember Tortoise Vs. Hare fondly for some reason and always wanted to go back to it.

@TerrorKidd2006

Жыл бұрын

tf was my dumbass thinking?

1:15 joke def would've been better 10 years ago

I can’t help for have a special place in my heart for the Goldilocks and the Three Bears movie. It was a movie I watched a lot during my childhood. And I found it sweet how they make Goldilocks a part of the family.

"They wanted to capitalize on the success of Hoodwinked"--That sentence is doing some HEAVY lifting.

Every single time he said Weinstein literally gaged and in my head cursed the name all the way into infinity. Also great vid. Love your stuff

Literally the only design in any of these movies that doesn’t suck is the tortoise

@ravenwashere1776

Жыл бұрын

A fitting comment from a fellow ROTMNT fan! Also, which character is your favorite? I relate way too much to Donnie lol

@RaphEnthusiast

Жыл бұрын

@@ravenwashere1776 Raphael forever, boi lmao Nice to see another Rise fan in the wild!

@ravenwashere1776

Жыл бұрын

@@RaphEnthusiast Honestly, I relate a lot to all of them, especially Donnie, Raph, and Leo. Older sibling that's chaotic and also a nerd that doesn't understand sarcasm lol

When I try to remember the 3 pigs, I always view the wolves as good-looking. Must be my brain trying to protect me, repressing memories of what they really looked like

Man, I really feel like a lot of these characters could have been salvaged somewhat if they’d just shortened the distance between the snouts and mouths

This unlocked a childhood memory which was suppressed, I remember watching this as a 6 year old child on dvd at my grandmas house, I'm now 18 and watching a review on it XD

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS VIDEO FOR YEARS!

I'm always down to watching Saberspark talking about another movie with anthro characters!

@LevitheEldritchAbomination

Жыл бұрын

@beyond your imagination this one's an actual bot

@SatanenPerkele

Жыл бұрын

Zoophilia is disgusting and illegal. You should all be ashamed

@NoahGooder

Жыл бұрын

I kind of want to see him talk about twokinds if he hasnt yet

@chgjake2230

Жыл бұрын

@@LevitheEldritchAbomination I'm genuinely unsure of which one is a bot right now lol

@LevitheEldritchAbomination

Жыл бұрын

@@chgjake2230 same. So confusing.

I grew up watching this so many times and being upset that the character’s snouts looked so strange lol

@tylerfish2701

Жыл бұрын

They look like they're about to fall off of their faces.

@finnegan6903

Жыл бұрын

Same, I remember my sister and I watching it at least a few times because we liked it. We honestly, probably still have the DVD somewhere. Also I loved wolves. (still do) So who caaares what they look like, it's my favorite animal lol. We were still a bit weirded out by certain scenes and obviously character design, but not enough to ruin our whole experience.

I suddenly have an urge to rewrite these movies, even though I absolutely DO NOT have the skills to remake them.

omg i remember watching the 3 piggies raise a wolf one when i was a child, this video just brought up some suppressed memories lol

The 3 little pigs and the baby is one of those movies that I felt only I watched and remembered so it always seemed like a fever dream. Glad to see people are remembering what atrocious designs and writing this had 👍

"Double headed squirrels want equal feeding times." -one of the stories in the newspaper that the wolf reads.

I watched the tortoise and the hare movie many times as a kid and I’m surprised by how much the dialogue clips live in my head rent free. I agree it was the best out of the three

oh my god i remember these movies!! my art teacher in elementary school used to play them when we had free days. the tortoise and the hare was my favorite of the three. i think we asked for them by name a few times.

*If the noses weren't so horrible I may have actually enjoyed watching these*

I used to own Tortoise vs the Hare as a kid and I kind of enjoyed it. One day a friend of mine was like "Oh you watch unstable fables? Why not borrow my copy of Three Pigs and a baby sometime." Shit made me hate wolves for like three years. Not only did the characters look disgusting, not a single one of them had a likable personality. It was just garbage.

@dfquartzidn6151

Жыл бұрын

I shouldn’t be surprised but, were none of the pigs likeable?

@zero-chan1830

Жыл бұрын

@@dfquartzidn6151 No I hated every signal one of them

@dfquartzidn6151

Жыл бұрын

@@zero-chan1830 sounds about right

@r0tten.b0y

Жыл бұрын

oh my god i remember hare vs tortoise i thought i hallucinated it as a 6 year old

omg I've seen the goldilocks and the three bears one! my family rented it from our local video store when I was a kid! it still randomly appears in my mind sometimes

1:02 Why does she look like the furry version of Scarlett Overkill?

@DrierLocket7477

11 ай бұрын

We don't know still

One time at school my ELA teacher was showing us a video on youtube and after the video one of these movies played and I just kept making jokes about it because it just looked bad. Im really glad you made a video on them because now I have more reasons to clown on them :)

@RavHous

Жыл бұрын

Them and you for that username and profile picture

@LevitheEldritchAbomination

Жыл бұрын

@@RavHous I'd call you a clown, but clowns have talents' and purpose.

@PKMNResearcherSkyler

Жыл бұрын

@@RavHous they have a normal username and pfp though, what's there to clown on?

@PKMNResearcherSkyler

Жыл бұрын

@@HogartHughes there's literally nothing unusual about their name or pfp, get a grip

@thatboringone7851

Жыл бұрын

@@RavHous Congratulations on having the moldiest take in the comments section.

Jesus, I remember I watched the 3 pigs one as a kid. I got it from a newspaper called The Sports Gazette, I didn't even care about the newspaper I just wanted to watch it for some reason, I remember enjoying it when I finished watching it, then I went to sleep and it gave me a nightmare so bad I had to take a shower, because I was cold and shivering.

26:38 - Well, ONE mammal looks like that, but I would never make that the basis for all my designs. I am talking about the proboscis monkey males. :P

I watched at least one of these movies (I think the Hare and the Tortoise) as a young child and some of the characters actually scared me 😭