The ASMR Roleplay Where You Don't Know What Roleplay It Is [No. 7]
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What's a roleplay?
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I figured out what roleplay this is, it’s the one where our dad is helping us get ready for our first day of school but he suddenly develops amnesia and tries to sell us stuff but he doesn’t know what he’s trying to sell us because of his amnesia
@aerixa8501
3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, one of my favorite roleplay genres!
@lukebender7055
3 жыл бұрын
I can relate to this, I had amnesia one time but I can't remember when
@gingerthing7640
3 жыл бұрын
Hes got that old malfunc mem. I heard theres a doctor who treats that but happens to also be a sock
@alexchene4064
3 жыл бұрын
Or you took way too much dmt
@felynia
2 жыл бұрын
I was told I had a bad concussion, but I only remember headaches and no hospital… wait what was I replying to
This series is the definition of “I don’t need sleep, I need answers”
@ikindadrawstuff
2 жыл бұрын
I need sleep and answers 😂
@insertusernamehere8575
2 жыл бұрын
@@ikindadrawstuff why not both lel
@ikindadrawstuff
2 жыл бұрын
@@insertusernamehere8575 that's what I said 😂
@starlight12267
2 жыл бұрын
🤣
@veronicasnow4844
2 жыл бұрын
you get sleep, but no answers
“No…. U” *send I wasn’t prepared to immediately be floored like that 😂😂😂
"The two witches over the mountain made it" ah good to see nightshade and willow working together on something
@MarnoASMR
3 жыл бұрын
😭
@kyleberts
2 жыл бұрын
THANK GOD SOMEONE ELSE NOTICED THIS
@udin.4294
2 жыл бұрын
I figured the same, honestly. Guess its technically canon in the GNMooniverse lmao
@rdragons-berger
Жыл бұрын
@@MarnoASMRMARNO!!! you should do a “throwing a surprise party for popsicle sticks but popsicle sticks is helping me set up” rp. I ❤YOU AND I HOPE YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY
I don't think Marno even knows, he just goes
If you ever want to feel helpless and anxious, skip to any random point in this series and decipher what’s going on.
@syd5772
3 жыл бұрын
You can literally watch it straight through and feel the same
@grace3112
3 жыл бұрын
@@syd5772 true
@kendra_t
2 жыл бұрын
I see it as a challenge to come up with a cohesive explanation for it.
@nyhyl
2 жыл бұрын
Actually I do exactly this to feel delightfully confused and tingly. It doesn't make me anxious at all.
"Gabe died" IM FEELING VERY SOGGY RIGHT NOW
The “role plays” in this series are my absolute favorites! They never fail to cheer me up and keep me smiling long after they’ve ended. Thank you so much for your kind, random, mildly chaotic energy!
@tarppa9657
2 жыл бұрын
These roleplays are my favorites too. I get soo happy when I see, that marno has uploaded a new one :)
@christopherbgsted4749
2 жыл бұрын
Summarizing my gratitude word by word!
@artinsazgar6397
2 жыл бұрын
Also pleasantly unpredictable
7:03 *stares into soul “Do you have a hundred couples?”
@felynia
2 жыл бұрын
Me: is a couple even a type of currency Marno: ok I’ll put it in the bag Me: wait what
i like to imagine these take place in the same universe as erins babblebrook series because the thought of a weird fantasy merchant who is Just Some Guy is very funny to me
I got it The roleplay is: Easily distracted, attempting trendy, now single dad, who is an aspiring asmrist and shopaholic packs your school bag but gets distracted with items he can buy. Trying to validate his shopping obsession, he attempts to convince us to want the items he wants. Thinking it’s trendy, he shaves our eyebrows. He then gets distracted as his friend (Gabe) should be working at the store. Trying to create dramatic tension, he tells us that Gabe is dead. We start to worry and he quickly regrets his decision, telling us the truth. He then again gets distracted by a travel salesperson and books a trip to Puerto Rico
@felynia
2 жыл бұрын
Beautiful, a perfect explanation
@mall0w.Ex3
2 жыл бұрын
@@felynia thank you very much
@lankyboi2521
2 жыл бұрын
short version: ADHD dad sells you stuff and fakes someone else’s death
So if the last bottle of extra lives is expired and they all merged together, doesn’t that mean that it’s now just one big, beefy extra life?
@Paper_Brain
3 жыл бұрын
You die and then you come back as you but 10 times larger and more muscular
@lankyboi2521
2 жыл бұрын
imagine if the extra lives in a bottle worked like drugs do life if you take too much concentrated extra life at once then your body freaks out and you die of extreme health
@atherofthevoid
2 жыл бұрын
@@lankyboi2521 just take more drugs ez
@DivineBloodBag
2 жыл бұрын
@@atherofthevoid when drinking isn't enough.......... just drink some more!!
@kendra_t
2 жыл бұрын
Marno's just handing out Philosopher's Stones.
It is 2 AM. If it were any other ASMRtist posting at this time, I'd be worried.
@journeym1234
3 жыл бұрын
Oh, it's only 11 pm where I'm at
@johntompkins
3 жыл бұрын
It's 2 AM here as well
@Cazammaf
3 жыл бұрын
10am for me lol
@rosiegerry
3 жыл бұрын
Lol I read this at 2 am
@mintakanim
3 жыл бұрын
u do know about time zones, right?
marno: "do you have like a main ability?" me: uh I mean rain summoning marno: "..rain summoning? very nice" me: (unexplainable joy)
@BLANKONTOP
2 жыл бұрын
That just didn't happen though didn't it LMAO
@srishtis6209
2 жыл бұрын
@@BLANKONTOP what do you mean? he mentions rain summoning in a bunch of other videos. does it seem that improbable to you that I would make the connection?
@solwhitehurst770
Жыл бұрын
@@srishtis6209 so based on his other videos you guessed he would say rain summoning?
Me thinkin gabe died: 0_0' Gabe: *on lunch break eating spaghetti with a straw
@kdepp90
3 жыл бұрын
Well if that wasn't chaotic, lol 😅
@juliasal6656
3 жыл бұрын
Those aren't spaghetti, they're tagliatelle! 🍝
@bratty_cthulu
3 жыл бұрын
@@juliasal6656 isnt it fettuccine?
@juliasal6656
3 жыл бұрын
@@bratty_cthulu Mhm, they could be fettuccine too... It's a fact of millimeters, tagliatelle are slightly bigger than fettuccine. I guess I immediately thought of tagliatelle because I'm used to eat them more often lol
@bratty_cthulu
2 жыл бұрын
@Noelle JKG the one and only gabe Its marno's alter ego Gabe keeps the asmr shop, and asmr therapy stablishment running Even after it burned down trice He's dating doctor moon after he hired her for the asmr clinic And he also loves eating grapefruit and spaghetti with a straw I recomend you watch the videos before this one, (in the same series) including the dr gabe check up From the 3rd one to this one lol
My body wants sleep but my mind wants to stay awake for the p l o t
@alittlereckless
3 жыл бұрын
omg ikr 😂 The struggle is real
@kangarue_
2 жыл бұрын
Faaaaaacts
Fun Fact: it would take you 1 hour, 40 minutes and 53 seconds to watch all of the videos in the "asmr roleplay where you dont know what the roleplay is" series, which is a very fitting and comfortable number!
Gabe can’t come to the phone right now, why? Because hes DEAD
@pointlessly_poetic
3 жыл бұрын
Nah he jus eating spaghetti
@Nexus_of_Sominus
3 жыл бұрын
A hundred cupples will fix that right up.
@absternajroman2620
3 жыл бұрын
It does
@absternajroman2620
3 жыл бұрын
No
@absternajroman2620
3 жыл бұрын
Lol
i like how it’s specifically “ asmr where you don’t know what roleplay it is “ rather than “ asmr roleplay with no theme “ implying that there is an overarching theme between all these videos that we just aren’t big brain enough to find out
The scissors scratching trigger you used on the other video! I actually replayed it a couple times cause was so good, glad to see it made a comeback. Also the unicorn oil spill backpack will def make the other kids jealous
@kdepp90
3 жыл бұрын
Love that scissor scratching sound!!!
@diobrando151
2 жыл бұрын
Nah, If there's Russian kids there they'd get flashbacks to back home after seeing the oil spill backpack
I didn’t need a reminder that schools starting soon, but now it seems that everything will be fine.
@felynia
2 жыл бұрын
I like school and all but now I feel like I have actually prepared for it instead of sitting around all day
@scrithen2818
2 жыл бұрын
Heh, im a senior in like 4 days and my only worry is that they forgot to put me in one of the classes i was signed up for that i want to take but i have no way of finding out until school starts so nothing bad. I guess i could worry because im taking my 6th college class this year but knowing my school thats 100% the only class ill have to work in so
@Loop-ud9ei
2 жыл бұрын
@@scrithen2818 hope everything turns out well for you
@scrithen2818
2 жыл бұрын
@@Loop-ud9ei Thanks dude, school itself oughtta be fine but the part the sucks is some stupid circumstances has led to half my friend group not being present so itll definitely be a boring school year, my friends have awful parents.
@pikagirl3963
2 жыл бұрын
@@scrithen2818 aww thats a bummer, hope everything turns well for them aswell then
11:03 marno: "what state do u liive iin?" me: "deniial."
@mars6855
2 жыл бұрын
my first reaction was to say “america”
@thebig0opsyshow505
2 жыл бұрын
Liive
@thebig0opsyshow505
2 жыл бұрын
I thought like “fuck uh gas?”
The roleplay is you're at a magical Costco and a DILF employee is kindly persuading you to buy goods and services to spite his ex wife specifically by stealing the top employee of the month spot from her. IT HAS TO BE RIGHT...
@thisiswhatyoullsee8901
3 жыл бұрын
A DILF!!
@Cyburim
2 жыл бұрын
Does marno is dilf??
@Lil_yardstick
2 жыл бұрын
I need you to know that every time I come back to this video I think about this comment and I’m so convinced you’re right lmao
@wholesomememesbot_8905
2 жыл бұрын
pov garfield the deals warlock
@wholesomememesbot_8905
2 жыл бұрын
(for the love of the gods please someone get my reference)
It's like when you're dreaming but the dream keeps changing drastically and these are the ones you remember when you wake up. I love it ♥️
*me seeing the Gatorade is frost flavoured* “Ah yes, Marno: a man of taste.”
@MarnoASMR
3 жыл бұрын
😎
@crystal03marie
2 жыл бұрын
no better flavor than the light blue gatorade
@JessicaFreda62
2 жыл бұрын
Agreed!
@JonathanNWHunt
2 жыл бұрын
Anyone who calls Gatorade by the flavors actual name, and not the color, is clearly a Fed.
@anissss188
2 жыл бұрын
@@JonathanNWHunt Chill-
Marno I can confirm the brush did indeed make me sleepy
Roleplay guess: fantasy store clerk dad pep talks magical son the night before his first day of gaming school, packing his lunch and shaving his eyebrows before faking gabe’s death and scheduling a trip to Puerto Rico.
@Cazammaf
3 жыл бұрын
Seems legit
@vegapondz
2 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget divorced dad
@beesokay
2 жыл бұрын
I think you got it
Marno: scratch scratch scratch scratch Marno's throat/stomach: let me sing you the song of my people! *rumble 1:19
Honestly, we need more Conor.
@why.wybie_
3 жыл бұрын
Yesss
@whytheswitchisshit
3 жыл бұрын
#BringConorBack
@pleasegoawaydude
2 жыл бұрын
@@whytheswitchisshit what do you mean i never left oh right, you meant- nevermind.
@whytheswitchisshit
2 жыл бұрын
Ah, I see what you did there
Marno I did not guess the roleplay but got sooooooo much tingles
@greenthecolor4804
3 жыл бұрын
@@tiandekock762 ?
goofy dad adds a bunch of extraneous playing-pretend to our morning routine to make us laugh because we're nervous for our first day at school, the roleplay
"Do you play a lot of tug-a-war with your dog?" "No." "What's his name?" "Ball." "Buster?"
@theeggineer
2 жыл бұрын
Yo ball buster the dog bouta bust some balls
@Jbird728
2 жыл бұрын
gave me a good chuckle
find someone who looks at you the way marno looks at his game at 12:39
genuinely love these where you dont know what roleplay it is videos because sometimes when im trying to sleep i get too focused on what people are saying in asmr videos and cant just tune out and relax, so when i am awake these are so funny but when im trying to sleep its nice nonsensical good noises
Not me tearing up when he was talking about Gabe dying-May or may not have an attachment to his Cheeto in a puddle weirdness 🥺
In The Asmr where you don’t know what Role play it is 5 at 7:03 Gabe says “this is a straw it’s for drinking spaghetti” and at 13:22 just watch Gabe.
I can’t believe it’s been half a year since the last one or something I also LOVE that marno is definitely working his way towards a full magic RP which I am going to enjoy so much *edit* fixing autocorrect mistakes.
@scrithen2818
2 жыл бұрын
Dude i just cannot figure out what “a full magic to with” means, what were you trying to say?
@dugget8990
2 жыл бұрын
@@scrithen2818 ooof. My autocorrect changed RP to TO
@noeljonsson3578
2 жыл бұрын
i can’t really understand the comment either. did you mean: “I also LOVE that marno is definitely working his way towards a full magic RP which i am going to enjoy so much”?
@dugget8990
2 жыл бұрын
@@noeljonsson3578 yeah. I made this halfway through a marno video (fixed now) so I was a little sleepy
Marino's mentioned our ability to summon rain so many times now I'm convinced I'm a water bender
i use to do this to older videos so ima do it again for the fun of it! making sense of a nonsensical roleplay: It’s you’re first day of school and the local shop keeper is helping you out, like every day he checks to see if your magical power has come in yet, it has not. He then sells you a back to school bag but first tests how sleepy you are to make sure you got a good nights rest. Its a big day afterall. He decides to show you some of the new stock he’s gotten in recently. He gives you some extra life and is proud to here you’re power, rain summoning did come in! on the house he shaves you’re eyebrows because fashion as well as talks you though his gaming section. you ask about Gabe his other employee, he is MIA. Instead of going to school the keeper sells you on a vacation package. while you’re away he will be doing a office renovation aswell as testing a new personal assistant service so he jots down some things he can grab for you. wishing you a merry trip he says goodbyw
this reminds me of that mind state before falling asleep where your mind is just going random directions with no real direction, really well done i like this!
@wolflypackucus1543
2 жыл бұрын
I love that state
New goal: watch this series while high. I can only imagine how fun it would be to not understand what's going on even more
@tripleaaabattery
10 ай бұрын
it is i cant stop laughibg
Why did I get genuinely sad when he said Gabe died?
I think what makes Marno’s videos so great is that he’s so natural and comfortable with everything he does. Like yes sir I will take extra lives for a one hundred couples you convinced me 🙌🏻
15:21 I absolutely love whenever Marno writes it's just so perfect
There could honestly be lore to these, like we're a nurse or a visitor and he s a patient in a mental institution and we're just sat here playing along even tho he's not quite sure what he's playing, he's just got spirit + And ik it's like asmr writing for the tingle but the squiggly writing...some kind of encephalitis or psychosis
I can only imagine getting a like from Marno himself.
@thearchivetapes
3 жыл бұрын
Bestie your wish came true
@vino7262
3 жыл бұрын
@@thearchivetapes omg, imagination no more 😭
I was expecting to get more tingles from the visuals at 10:15 but oml those mouth sounds
Me, eyes shut and trying to sleep: _ _ "Space jam fruit snacks" 👁👁
04:27 "do I see those eyelids drooping?" Yes and also I dropped my phone on my face, thanks
I got so excited seeing Marvin the Marshal on the Space Jam fruit snacks- I haven't seen the new one yet but I am now very excited to see Marvin!! Sorry this is random, but it fits the theme of randomness for the video :D
@Adri-N
3 жыл бұрын
He was always my favorite character ;-; it makes me so happy. You make me so happy night night
“no, YOU. send” “they ARE very disarming, aren’t they :)”
This is definitely the “single dad who’s divorced and works at Walmart and is trying to sell you things” role play.
"You just pop one in your mouth..." Don't eat the orbeez. 😭 They will give you the opposite of more life. Just shave my eyebrows instead.😭
Perfect timing insomnia hitting hard today thanks Marno.
Pov: your Dungeon Master neuro-specialist-turned-salesman dad gets you ready for your first day of school but has to teach you some sales techniques first and needs some input on this sleep study he’s doing
Oh my God, I got so excited when I saw Marno uploaded this one! I absolutely adore this series, it's existence is the reason I subscribed to Marno in the first place (of course I fell in love with his other stuff later) and also the first asmr that made me laugh ❤️ I'm going through a rough time, so I feel very grateful to be able to watch this video
I absolutely love this series. It relaxes me, it cheers me up, it keeps me engaged because I can’t predict what’s coming, it makes me laugh. This is a 10/10, you never disappoint.
I don't know how ASMR helped me sleep because of someone was actually making these noises beside my bed I'd end up punching them in the nose
Oh my god! Thank you Marno! I fall asleep to this series almost every single day and I was hoping that there would be a new episode. Today I woke up and I see this. I'm soo excited. I can't wait to enjoy this new one tonight
I was so sad when you said gabe died, so glad to know he’s enjoying his cold spaghetti though
I squeaked in excitement! These series are always fun, and just in time too since it's 3am here and I can't sleep!
These are always my favourite ☺️ It's like unpredictability but with a narrative and sense of meaning. Following along is like unraveling a little mystery that never fully reveals itself, with tingles and calm and humour along the way. Thank you for making them!
I just had the weirdest fever dream. I was getting ready for school. Then I was buying extra lives and manna. Then I shaved eye brows. I think I even saw Gabe.....
I almost cried when you said gabe died but now im hungry for pasta
I love it when he includes gabe and others the characters make me laugh and bring so many tingles and I love this so much
man i can't believe gabe died and is totally not in the kitchen eating lunch😔🤟
Didnt even know u uploaded pt 7 but ive been feeling very dry so hopefully this gets up my soggy serotonin
The scissors on the top of that lid is my new favourite noise, I need more of it 😩💙
i’ve rewatched the other videos in this series a million times WAITING for this video
"They are very disarming aren't they?" Lol idk why but I love that line. And the cute fantasy shop makes me want to play dnd again. I dont have a party anymore sadly mine disbanded when our members move away
Dude that rhymes, "Yeah I got the essentials, Can't go school without pencils" 2:00
@__Insanity_
2 жыл бұрын
His rap name is Lil Soggy
This is my favorite series of videos! I love the comedy, the tingles, the triggers and the characters melted in this mini universe of yours. Thank you so much and good night 💞✨🌸
Perfect timing and length to watch before work!
The scratching with the cup is so satisfying
This series is the only thing keeping me sane right now
i just love the fact that THIS gave me more tingles than any asmr video i've watched today
It's been years. I've been loving and enjoying this channel and this series for years and only now have I realised the true meaning of the title of this series.
I've honestly never been more excited to see a video pop up in my subscriptions than this one right here
This is my first experience with this series, pretty new to you Marno. And I gotta say, you are delightful and I am so glad there are 6 more I can watch of these ! 😍
THIS IS MY FAVORITE SERIES PLZ MAKE MORE
Is it weird that i find this relaxing 😂 it's like falling asleep on the couch with a bunch of commercials playing and my brain doesn't feel the need to actually focus on what's happening
Ok I have the story: Your In some weird Harry potter game and and your dad, who is a eye doctor and recently divorced your mom, packs your bags the night before school. But then the dad starts to go insane from the grief from the divorce and think he's a shopkeeper. He then thinks its the weekend and trys to get you to go to Puerto rico. He starts thinking about Gabe for no reason and goes back to being a shopkeeper. After these events your dad seems help and after a little therapy he's all better
As much as I love Gabe and party, it was SO nice to get a classic Marno video in this format. Love it! Thanks for all the tingles.
this video is so immersive when u watch it only half paying attention
this is my favorite series of yours :) i think it was the fourth one that introduced me to your channel. it was one of the first asmr videos i ever watched and i was instantly hooked because of how incredibly funny you are :)
This video is definitely welcomed because I intensely love this series.
You have been pumping these out and I have been SLEEPING. Thank you for your glorious voice and ting tangs.
this is my favourite series. the humour makes it feel like a fever dream
One thing i love about this video is that when your tired and your about to fall asleep this video makes no sense what so ever
Perfect timing. I’m about to go to sleep because I have to get up early tomorrow. Thank you Marno 😬
You never fail to cheer me up, Marno! Thank you so much for this vid!
this is my favorite series on youtube
I can never get enough of the first 11 seconds of this video
YESSSS I WAITED SO LONG FOR THIS ONE
The Timing is impeccable
it's just me or everyone was just expecting the series to comeback??? I was really anxious for it and the new vid is amazing! ❤️
THE PERIPHERAL TRIGGER RIGHT AWAY AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! i mustve repeated it 10 times before writing this, it was so tingly!!!
I don't know how you don't have a million subs yet. I've been subscribed to you for years and love how interesting and high quality your videos are. I hope you get to 1mil some day Marno 😄
This is my favorite series you do. More please!
I live for these vids Marno, thank you for making a new one!