arma 3: because nothing else portrays the most realistic part of warfare, sitting in a random outpost for hours while the chain of command argues itself senseless

@jayfeather1075

3 жыл бұрын

Then getting friendly fired by a pilot

@jayfeather1075

3 жыл бұрын

@@nottherealpaulsmith FUCK!!! I haven't played in years in my defense

@mahonishizumi6276

3 жыл бұрын

standard soviet protocol

@LordMiller98

3 жыл бұрын

Like the real military

@bohemiaboy1049

3 жыл бұрын

@@LordMiller98 gabe ceasfire!!!

I'm a computer scientist and I can confirm that's the proper way of starting up a pc.

@Latingunner1

7 жыл бұрын

dark J you mean engineer cause scientist are more of the software guys

@Jack-lw3dk

7 жыл бұрын

Computer science is a fairly rounded field even if it has a focus on programming... I'm sure a computer scientist knows how to start a computer smart ass.

@Latingunner1

7 жыл бұрын

Jack MS okay look I took classes with guys mayoring computer science and they told me they are more software specialist. of course the need to know how to at least fix a computer. I said computer engineer since its hardware related equipment and that is their specialty. so don't call me a smart ass for that.

@Jack-lw3dk

7 жыл бұрын

misael1944 but it was a smart ass answer. He was obviously telling a joke and you called him out on an only partially inaccurate technicality.

@Latingunner1

7 жыл бұрын

Jack MS well excuse me for not getting the joke now if we could st o p this argument I would appreciate it. have a good day.

"Where are the zombies?" Mods

@ArcturusOTE

6 жыл бұрын

Moonbagger1 DayZ

@duketheprotogen7409

5 жыл бұрын

@Yootoobnoob Yup

@Indesit420

5 жыл бұрын

eXiLe

@DarkPsy

5 жыл бұрын

Breaking Point RIP

@driftninja_468

5 жыл бұрын

That's what I said

As someone with upwards of a thousand hours in Arma, I can unequivocally say: yeah, that's pretty much right.

@LocalDeepstateAgent

7 жыл бұрын

Well, no offence but nor the Name neither you taking this Video serious makes anyone stumbeling across your Comment thinking that you have over 1000h in any Arma Game. So fook off m8.

@Mafia200100

7 жыл бұрын

... wat? English, please?

@HonorableAssassins

7 жыл бұрын

i *think* he said that you dont have the thousand. Which is funny because across arma 2 and 3 and all the expansions, ive got a good 2k hours.

@tankbuster101

7 жыл бұрын

AnimeZlike TG/NGE/SAO/GNJ/LH/HTG/H.O.T.D "No offence but fuck you" you make no sense troll man. no one was boasting how much time they've played lok

@Crochlikmeov

7 жыл бұрын

Thing is with arma you'll be playing for an hour and suddenly you've aged 3 years

Needs more scenes of vehicles exploding after touching a bush.

@IAmTanker

3 жыл бұрын

or a man standing up under a plane wing and sending it into the stratosphere.

@lavaavalon

3 жыл бұрын

and more BTRs doing tactical flips to dodge incoming rockets

@someguyfromfinland4239

3 жыл бұрын

You'd need to have the luck of a million lottery wins to even have your vehicle make it to the bush before being A. Shot to pieces B. Bugged go pieces C. Removed by zeus because "you're not suppose to complete the mission like that"

@mathisurien4031

3 жыл бұрын

@@IAmTanker or standing up under your tank and overdosing your whole crew on morphine.

@IAmTanker

3 жыл бұрын

@@mathisurien4031 Ha yeah

“But it’s realistic in a way!” Imagine being on the battlefield and you see a soldier just lagging and getting gunned down.

@nottherealpaulsmith

2 жыл бұрын

i knew an iraq vet who watched half his fireteam die because they stepped on a rock wrong and got thrown a mile into the air, seeing that kind of thing messes a man up

@GrumpyGremlin.

2 жыл бұрын

@@nottherealpaulsmith Remember time when there was this article on the news about soldier who turned inside out and then launched into atmosphere? Yeah, me neither.

@harrypootis9519

2 жыл бұрын

@@GrumpyGremlin. what do you mean it was all over the news

CONTACT, MAN, 200 METERS, FRONT. CONTACT, MAN, 200 METERS, FRONT. CONTACT, MAN, 200 METERS, FRONT.

@rnub7416

3 жыл бұрын

2, attack this man!

@rnub7416

3 жыл бұрын

No

@rnub7416

3 жыл бұрын

2, move to-200 metres, front

@rnub7416

3 жыл бұрын

No

@Sigma-gb9yd

3 жыл бұрын

A wild Vechs appears!

Litterally ArmA in a nutshell, *_"NO BECAUSE THATS TOO MUCH FUN"_*

@peterscasny2803

3 жыл бұрын

Dying on a roof after shooting a .50 and hearing about your terrible medical condition is actually fun. (We all exploded afterwards. :p)

@moritamikamikara3879

2 жыл бұрын

"Doisha, you were swiss cheese dude." "We could have saved him!" "He had 20 gunshot wounds of varying severity to his chest and more to his limbs and head." "...We still could have saved him!" "Graf, don't bother arguing with him" -Me and the bois yesterday, Graf being me.

@oscarosullivan4513

2 жыл бұрын

@@moritamikamikara3879 Is it fun

@napalmpudding

2 жыл бұрын

@@peterscasny2803 more than half the ops i play are just 2 hours of hiking and waiting around, making dumb jokes and getting killed immediately in the first firefight . 10/10

@GrumpyGremlin.

2 жыл бұрын

@@oscarosullivan4513 There's pros and cons. Action is intense and you feel yourself less than human considering how much firepower can enemy put against you, so you start to consider what ever it was good choice to come here to gather more PTSD XP or stay home and drink chocolate milk. The down side is you might sometimes have to wait really long times for something actually happen because either pilots are busy or OBJ is 30 clicks out, so you and the guys start throw dummy jokes and share life story memories. So to summit up: There is no good sides and bad sides in the game, because everything ever happening there is same time fucked and annoying but hilarious and wholesome. All in all Arma is about rock 'n roll and war crimes while yelling "get some".

This is the most Disney, but non Disney, thing I have ever seen

@Slipknotabyss

7 жыл бұрын

That's because it's the Anastasia song.

@Beowulf-eg2li

7 жыл бұрын

Wow, I literally just watched Anastasia (without reading your comment, Chris) and finally realised where they got the song from....XD

@KetsaKunta

7 жыл бұрын

Anastasia isn't even disney anyway

@Beowulf-eg2li

7 жыл бұрын

Ketsa Official Oh ffs.....lol

@Slipknotabyss

7 жыл бұрын

Bluth used to work for Disney, it rubbed off.

Video framerate too high, does not accurately represent the game.

@literallysquidward7170

9 жыл бұрын

RealStupidTV actuallt it represents it greatly... unless your PC sucks...

@xX_Gravity_Xx

9 жыл бұрын

.......... Um, my PC sucks and I can run this at max with 80 to 110 FPS. 11$ PC user confirmed.

@btggreed9314

9 жыл бұрын

Can i Run This Game I Have A Can Hooked Up To Two Potatos

@btggreed9314

9 жыл бұрын

Yes

@btggreed9314

9 жыл бұрын

One of them is

I still remember being abandoned at night in the woods deep behind enemy lines because my computer couldn’t handle running along trees. I called out, but it was too late for me. I’d like to think my family thought I died a hero, and not some laggy mess in the dark.

@admiraltrench8167

4 жыл бұрын

Danner dont worry I’m sure it would say you died falling into a lag trap

@GrumpyGremlin.

2 жыл бұрын

Cpt. WinglyMc'Dingus: Even tho we never saw him again, in our hearts we all know he died as a hero. For such noble brave soul there is no bigger honor than the honor of his fatherland. Danner: Boys, boys? I'm really scared here, it's really cold also. Please come back. ;_;

@mrpineapple3942

2 жыл бұрын

Rip, lag made you die.

@builderdude9488

Жыл бұрын

I was in a helicopter one time and I accidentally ejected, landed on my parachute only to realize my teammates left me for dead. I couldn’t see anything and if I turned my flashlight on the enemies would see me. About like 10 enemies were literally right next to me Scariest moment in my life

Believe it or not, this is actually pretty accurate about how friendly and optimistic the ArmA community can be to newcomers who are genuinely interested in how it works.

@ZVDhunter861

3 жыл бұрын

Rechinikov yeah just don’t go on any official servers lmao

@asherjuvatopolos1148

3 жыл бұрын

@@ZVDhunter861 The official servers, at least for Zeus, are either super great and welcoming, or a buncha pricks who either TK you constantly, or they're very vocally racist/homophobic etc.

@ZVDhunter861

3 жыл бұрын

@@asherjuvatopolos1148 yeah it's pretty spotty, unfortunately there's not too much we can do about it. It is kinda funny though when I join and some dude just crashes an A-10 into spawn

@mentelgen3274

3 жыл бұрын

@@ZVDhunter861 and ends up with a killing spree by tk everyone

@strevortni

3 жыл бұрын

@@ZVDhunter861 There's a regular in a certain server i play on that crashes his chopper EVERY SINGLE TIME and then gives excuses

"Wait no jumping?" - Literally every ArmA noobie ever.

@nocamak1186

4 жыл бұрын

If you've played Monster Hunter you'll understand why no boing boings

@sparkyboi4387

4 жыл бұрын

i remember the first time i played arma, i was quite sad that you could not jump. then i found out that you can lean, sit down, salute, change firemodes etc

@shalashaska6306

3 жыл бұрын

Ace3 ctrl shift c spam

@irishfleebaag7779

3 жыл бұрын

Furry pfp (I should not be saying this I'm one too goddammit)

@jaydeleon8094

3 жыл бұрын

back when enhanced movement wasn't a thing

"I say we run and gun!" "NO BECAUSE THAT'S TOO MUCH FUN!" No, because it's suicide lol.

@nickspillman6275

8 жыл бұрын

+Spades Neil Really is. I've seen it before.

@geetheonlygeeprobably

8 жыл бұрын

Try doing that in ArmA, you'd probably be mowed down by enemy fire.

@JelliThePilot

7 жыл бұрын

But those last 0.049 seconds of life are great.

@notquitedovahkiin6243

7 жыл бұрын

"See Ivan, if run fast enough at enemy, they think you ARE enemy"

@xXDJLEE02Xx

7 жыл бұрын

Ive tried to run & gun in Arma. Lets just say me and my whole squad ended up coffins.

Arma: the game where nerds learn that the real Army can be boring as fuck.

@GrumpyGremlin.

2 жыл бұрын

No, no, no. The most boring you can have in Arma is nothing compared to the boredom in army, even the most boring in Arma is such joy compared to the boredom in army.

@Not-So-Herman

2 жыл бұрын

Atleast they didn't add paperwork

@GrumpyGremlin.

2 жыл бұрын

@@Not-So-Herman Yet... Cold war bureaucracy paperwork dlc on this christmas, pre-order now.

@Not-So-Herman

2 жыл бұрын

@@GrumpyGremlin. oh no

@mato32dxswag54

2 жыл бұрын

@@GrumpyGremlin. Watch someone get an idea for a mod and then you'll get the ultimate boring but realistic experience. I like the boring parts because it's inmersive and surprisingly fun, that's why I have a million mods to make the game be as close as possible to VBS3 lol

I came here expacting a shitty flash parody and I got freaking disney golden age quality. In an Arma parody. This truly is the weirdest timeline.

If you put the speed on 0.5x you can really see how many hours, days, months of works went into this.

@aaronaponte8399

7 жыл бұрын

FreeShit lol

@gubre2195

4 жыл бұрын

Aaron Aponte it’s so fucking smooth

@leongaming1496

3 жыл бұрын

Dude look at .25 you can almost see every diffrent frame

@gubre2195

3 жыл бұрын

Leon Gaming ok now you’re making fun of this idiot instead of me that’s insulting you meanie

@EmbeddedWithin

3 жыл бұрын

Half of a millisecond is a frame. Every frame could take at least a month or a few days min.

Note: its hard to jump with 25+ pounds of gear

@hikka4145

9 жыл бұрын

Yeap

@xX_Gravity_Xx

9 жыл бұрын

You probably shouldn't even be able to vault if your carrying 6 rounds of AT or 12 manpad rounds.

@IPWNFORCHEESE

9 жыл бұрын

***** More like 80 :s

@jeremyblackie5178

9 жыл бұрын

Gravity You probably shouldnt even be able to walk too far if youre carrying a launcher and 12 stingers in addition to a full combat load...That'd be only near 200lbs of gear...

@xX_Gravity_Xx

9 жыл бұрын

Jeremy Blackie Well that's the max Arma would let me carry in my backpack... realistically I could only see myself carrying maybe one M136 shell.

It seems that KZread has reached through the fabric of space, the threads of time, the thin veil of reality. Through old alternate youtube accounts Ive long since lost the password for and found this gem, a thing I forgot I lost. A memory so sacred. And yet you have come back to me, here once again.

@eyesack6845

3 жыл бұрын

you made this?

9 years later and this song lives in my head rent. I really miss what the arma community use to.

The way your characters rotate their heads etc is really impressive. It has a good feel to it. Adds depth perhaps.

@Zachary_le75

3 жыл бұрын

:3

@brit1403

3 жыл бұрын

:3

@Gonger02

3 жыл бұрын

>:(

@dergrafzeppelin6249

3 жыл бұрын

:3

@lilcheese8264

3 жыл бұрын

:3

The G key makes you check your pack... in this time and age, a dangerous bit of outdated information. Oh the humanity, oh how many pixels have suffered due to this!

@KingPootis

9 жыл бұрын

0x777 "Wait, what did I just do?" *BOOM*

@BananaMonstaaaa

8 жыл бұрын

0x777 I'm still fairly sure that was a sick joke by Bohemia

@ilzak

8 жыл бұрын

0x777 Bought arma 3 and played with friends. One of them said take a gun you like out of that container. I can't open it. What do you mean? 3 teamkills.

@minigunuser25

8 жыл бұрын

+0x777 It did in ARMA 2 default controls. ARMA 3 on the other hand

@susangoaway

8 жыл бұрын

+0x777 Because it is true... Then ArmA 3 came...

This video is the first thing new recruits see when entering my unit's discord. An absolute classic, thank you.

I actually think the Army could base a song after this

@MrChickennugget360

3 жыл бұрын

right?... so you gonna re-enlist? pop. gone.

As an active ArmA player, this isn't too far off from the truth and is a pretty hilarious parody, it def isn't everyones game.

@videogamepro964

9 жыл бұрын

chriscos123 True you need to have patience's to play this game, i took me a while to memorize the keyboard and you don't go run and gun like in COD or Battlefield.

@Samuel-ks6qo

9 жыл бұрын

VideoGamePro exactly what I think

@poundgainer

9 жыл бұрын

VideoGamePro I smoke a lot of one hits when I play this, then sit in buildings waiting until someone get's impatient and crosses my sights. Reminds me of deer hunting sometimes.

@0x777

9 жыл бұрын

chriscos123 ArmA is simply a different kind of experience than CoD or BF. Not better or worse, but very different. If you enter either game with the expectation to get the other one, you'll be sorely disappointed. If you go into ArmA with the expectation of a quick gun and run game where you see "action" within the first minute of joining the area, your experience will be as awful as one of someone joining a CoD session with the expectation of heavy reliance on group tactics and "realism". I mean, let's face it, the preferred method of rearming if you're out of ammo in CoD is a respawn. Likewise, the idea of "fun" in ArmA can well be represented by 5 hours of assembling and disassembling a mortar without ever firing a shot (true story...).

@CC-oi8gr

9 жыл бұрын

0x777 That being said, it's god damn incredible when you fly a little bird into a building, get out and clear the entire thing by yourself.

It may take around 3 years to plan a mission and get everyone working together, but by god when it is a successful mission it feels amazing

@SneakyKittyGameDev

8 жыл бұрын

+Nigel Thornberry i like playing stuff such as zero dark 30 missions with a group of 4-5 people that you know, gets quite intense

@nickn9040

8 жыл бұрын

+Dj Khaled Agreed. Alternatively one guy happens to go down from a gp-25 and everything goes south.

@andmos1001

8 жыл бұрын

When you command up to 64 players, you feel like a captain but with rank comes responsibility. You need to adapt to any situation that will concur while playing the mission. Also follow the primary rule of combat: No plan survive first contact with enemy

9 Years later and nothing has changed. Still helpful for new players, catchy rhythm, awesome lyrics, great voice acting, and overall an absolute bop.

7 years and it still looks like a newly made cartoon...very crisp very pleasing

I approve of this music video 3 years after its creation :D

@MrSpruce

8 жыл бұрын

Drewski! Hey! Didn't expect to see you here.

@sd.n0rdic273

6 жыл бұрын

lol what r u doing in the depth of this comment section

@miksall9688

6 жыл бұрын

4* lolololol

@notconnor7023

6 жыл бұрын

4

@thebugz602

6 жыл бұрын

drew! :D

Great idea, I should swap my power button for a pull cord

@Hellsong89

7 жыл бұрын

That actually would be cool and can be made with DIY tricks! This gives me way too much bad ideas XD

@happyalltheday2275

3 жыл бұрын

Well rip PC!

Just play Tarkov, its all the pain of Arma but without any rewarding feelings at all

@frontlinetomcat

2 жыл бұрын

Tarkov is mostly CQB, only in woods you'll get some long range shots

@nguyenbaokhiem6728

2 жыл бұрын

Got both installed, can’t wait

@calicat4651

2 жыл бұрын

arma is rewarding?

@frontlinetomcat

2 жыл бұрын

@@calicat4651 yes, the rewarding feelings you get are many, be it teamwork or happiness or a heavy weight getting removed from your shoulders

@calicat4651

2 жыл бұрын

@@frontlinetomcat Game was boring as shit and essentially just a walking simulator where you occasionally get shot at from nowhere and run away

Old players: so let's go to that far door over there and go to the next area. Me: *Casually clipping through wall with v*

How much gas does your computer use

@zurnan1953

7 жыл бұрын

I know, It gets 2 hours to the gallon.

@acephantom903

7 жыл бұрын

+Dr. Bright Why did you go with the economy version? I get 10 minutes for a liter. Unfortunately my model can only use superior unleaded fuel, not ultra superior unleaded. :/ I'm not made of money.

@Hellsong89

7 жыл бұрын

How that effects your frame rates? I get 3 hours with liter of diesel and 100fps

@bunnyqueen20XX

7 жыл бұрын

60 FPS to the gallon

@blackdeth-uo9mx

7 жыл бұрын

HI

OMG 1:30 had the biggest old Disney cartoons vibe ever! amazing!

@manicfan1998

9 жыл бұрын

Ha, I said that before xDDD I want to put this on children, not nothing of disney >:( *DISNEY IS CANCER* ...battlefront 3...

@chrisomahony740

9 жыл бұрын

I thought the exact same thing

@ForOhFour

9 жыл бұрын

Reason being, it came from the 20th Century Fox movie, Anastasia, which people always seem to think is a Disney movie lol

@teddy8956

7 жыл бұрын

lolmilly1 I

@fancymelon5127

6 жыл бұрын

I actually would have preferred it if it was made in that style the entire time.

Arma: doesn’t have jumping Almost everyone that didn’t know this: What do you mean no jumping Meanwhile everyone who has brain cells: you can’t exactly jump very high with 50 pounds of gear on you along with the fact the humans don’t jump that high to begin with.

@GrumpyGremlin.

2 жыл бұрын

From my personal experience, when we carried full pack, gun, vest, etc... When we got bored we started to bunny hop over each others, sometimes we had to tie down people with ropes because they went floating in the air due the fact that gravity has no affect on you when having lots of shit to carry.

@hafor2846

2 жыл бұрын

Man, I would love one of you keyboard warriors try to tell the drill sergeant that you can't jump with full equipment. Would tear you a new one and insert a spring in the new hole to get your arse off the ground.

@asolomon7402

2 жыл бұрын

@@hafor2846 probably right thing is my comment was a joke kinda like the video it’s simply to poke fun at things.

I just realized this was a parody of "learn to do it" from Anastasia, I've known about this song for 3ish years

Last time I played arma was... well.... I crashed a MH-53, fully loaded (I was even carrying a tank), because I was trying to pull a trick landing. I was so ashamed I never logged into another multiplayer game again.

@theminipetabyte4610

7 жыл бұрын

David C I dare you to load into a Multiplayer Game. Can't be worse than FSX Steam.

@DC-be8xf

7 жыл бұрын

TheFlyingTank But I... got so many people killed... I just can't.

@theminipetabyte4610

7 жыл бұрын

Just do it, think about the horrid FSX Steam Servers, and i still want to buy the game FFS. You can try. (And End Up TeamKilling)

@rickveenbergen9021

7 жыл бұрын

JUST FUCKING DO IT SON !!!

@agenerictemplarknight3724

6 жыл бұрын

You're profile pictures explains this

"If you can learn to do it, I can learn to do it, but I can't wait to take my gun and actually shoot it!" Ain't that the damn truth about this game lol

@0x777

3 жыл бұрын

I've played a lot of games where all I did was to assemble my mortar, calculate all TRPs, disassemble the tube, relocate, reassemble the mortar, recalculate all TRPs, disassemble... for 8 hours. Great fun. Yes, I know I'm weird.

@oslier3633

3 жыл бұрын

War is 98%, waiting 1% shooting, and 1% dying to artillery strike.

@GrumpyGremlin.

2 жыл бұрын

War, war never changes.

@ntfoperative9432

2 жыл бұрын

But it's realistic, in a way

@cassu6

Жыл бұрын

@@0x777 I'd love to play a few games like that. Just as a change of pace. I usually have to play as the SL/Commander of our troops because we have quite a small player base. That is hectic as fuck when you have to be on so many different radios constantly yelling orders as well as command your own team and on top of that shoot. Chilling like that sounds fun :)

6 years later in this still represents the game perfectly even arma 3

10 years later and its still a banger

1:02 - "let's have some fun!" 1:29 - "No, because that's too much fun!"

@engineerskalinera

6 жыл бұрын

make a f***ing choice dammit lol

@onyxguardian1756

6 жыл бұрын

Fun in moderation

@jokumukamikalie

5 жыл бұрын

They said "some", just don't get yourself too excited. Stupid recruit...

@Stolskai

3 жыл бұрын

No Arma is about having 'fun' not having "fun".

@trustworthy_guy

3 жыл бұрын

There are some limits man

1:53 as an Arma player I take offense to this. C does NOT make you crouch, it makes you stand, X makes you crouch, and Z makes you prone. Can't stand some people these days... *Sarcasm intended*

@trevorwhitehead4764

9 жыл бұрын

This is an old song, they were referring to Arma 2 controls

@jwills818

9 жыл бұрын

Yeah...That's how it is in Arma 2...

@CHRISTPUNCHER18

9 жыл бұрын

I know, that line physically hurt me.

@ZemplinTemplar

9 жыл бұрын

Jake that guy Depends on how you remap the keybinds. ;-)

@JarthenGreenmeadow

6 жыл бұрын

My crouch is Ctrl :P take that

0:07 when you open a second googel tab on school computers

Are we not going to talk about the fact that they were actually trying to teach him the game to some extent? That alone puts them ahead of most ArmA players.

@apegoon670

3 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@norikofu509

3 жыл бұрын

The best kind of players in a Videogame.

i love that Disney vibe from 1:31 to 1:34 thats my favorite scene for sure!

@micahcorominas

7 жыл бұрын

Dalton Pritchard it has a Disney vibe because the tune was based off a song from Anastasia

@Kiefer333

7 жыл бұрын

Micah Corominas he means the looking of the two soldiers are like the dwarves in Snowwhite

@midmin375

6 жыл бұрын

Colonel Maize Anastasia isn't a Disney movie.

@balazsjanosdominko5603

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@zewasplays

3 жыл бұрын

@@midmin375 don't they own it now?

We need more people with this classic style of humor. It's timeless.

@IIWolFFinEII

3 жыл бұрын

Im sure with that.

@hoxtalicous8986

3 жыл бұрын

Nowadays the only jokes people put in videos is memes people won’t find funny in 2 days.

@IIWolFFinEII

3 жыл бұрын

Hoxtalicous Your very Right with that.

@tidepod10yearsago97

3 жыл бұрын

@@hoxtalicous8986 yep

never has their been a song so true, especially the ptsd part, even more with mods

Me playing arma 3 for the first time: "Well, I watched that video that explains the controls time to check my gear" *Wait a second thats not my g--*

@EmbeddedWithin

3 жыл бұрын

Lel “I” is the new check your gear

@defox5019

3 жыл бұрын

In an fps game, "g" is ALWAYS grenade.

@sloops09

3 жыл бұрын

@@defox5019 G was gear in ArmA Cold War Assault and ArmA 2 so its a common mistake

@peterscasny2803

3 жыл бұрын

@@defox5019 you should rebind to SHIFT+G :D

this is arma in a nut shell but with more kids trying to fly planes and complaining about not being able to quick scope from 500 miles out

@King.Leonidas

8 жыл бұрын

only 500? miles

@reddeimon475

7 жыл бұрын

in modded ArmA it is really hard to shoot straight

@theroundestboi2762

7 жыл бұрын

I can't fly planes :/ can someon give me a lesson?

@huey_did_nothing_wrong

7 жыл бұрын

+Chubbs McGabbin Just go into the ArmA 2 editor, spawn a helo, and fly for a few hours. ArmA 3 would also work, seeing as the flight model is pretty much the same (to me, at least)

@King.Leonidas

7 жыл бұрын

Red Deimon nahhh Yeh just need that shoot to kill mentality you be shooting with your regular mx like it was a sniper rifle

That opening: PC Master Race Love it

@Jonathankiller100

8 жыл бұрын

Pc master race? I think the not.

@Jonathankiller100

8 жыл бұрын

Ignore the 'The' in my first reply

@johncena8865

8 жыл бұрын

Fuck that

@ImperialJenga

8 жыл бұрын

PC master race

@themeddite2935

8 жыл бұрын

PC Master Race *Bows*

I actually played in the ensemble when we did Anastasia at my school and every time they did “learn to do it” this is all I could hear in my head

Zeus Curator: Alright everyone, get to the Arsenal dress up for the Op. 10 years later: *Still getting prepared*

@GrumpyGremlin.

2 жыл бұрын

Get to arsenal you have 5 minutes. 5 earths laters... Alright mister Dildo Baggins, it's time to go get your as moving. Is he seriously still there changing t-shirts? Man, my wife got pregnant and gave birth already during this whole time. Yo, Dildo. C'mon man. Alright we're leaving without you, fuck this guy. Pilot go, we're not taking him with us. * Helo starts lifting * Wait, wait, c'mon guys. Sorry I was masturbating new backpacks.

Wanna hear a joke? DayZ stand alone

@bushman4689

8 жыл бұрын

Want to hear a joke? Your grammar.

@dingdong8629

8 жыл бұрын

Wanna hear another joke? Escape from tarkov will be better than dayZ

@AccountProto5X

8 жыл бұрын

Shush you, and let me hope in peace.

@ankle8868

5 жыл бұрын

*WHEEZE*

@DJTheCheeto15

5 жыл бұрын

DingDong but it is, dayz is still shit

I need the laugh sound of when he kicks the disc into the PC! =D

@RADGUY0101

10 жыл бұрын

I have laptop :))))

@henrywoof

10 жыл бұрын

RAD GUY A laptop is a PC...

@GeneralSturnn

10 жыл бұрын

***** Not if it's made by Apple...

@piratebeng

10 жыл бұрын

GeneralSturnn PC is personal computer, so yes it is a PC

@RADGUY0101

10 жыл бұрын

piratebeng:)

I flippin' love how this is a parody of 'Learn to Do It' from Anastasia, it's fantastic xD

I remember my old PC making VERY SIMILAR sounds to this when starting the first ArmA. Especially during that cursed protection test thingy that would fail over and over despite the game being legal.

what I like about this art style is that 1: they move with inertia and are cartoonish, like something which is supposed to be entertaining not only on a conscious level, but on the looks aswel. 2: their heads move when they talk...

This reminds me of when my friend introduced me to Arma 2, and then we played the DayZ mod. Seriously though, Arma has one of the most complex control schemes I have ever experienced.

@Petyo11

7 жыл бұрын

Tracer Cruz But once you master it you become such a better player

@PocketRifleman

7 жыл бұрын

Petyo11 That story is 4 years old, bro. I have become a much better player.

@jak3hawkins

7 жыл бұрын

Weren't you in one of SovietWomble's DayZ Bullshitteries?

@derdessennamenniemandwei2473

7 жыл бұрын

Jak Hawkins lol go figure

@strevortni

3 жыл бұрын

try out nethack for true pain

I have been coming back to 1:30 every day for the last 3 weeks. The animation is so reminiscent of old cartoons

Everytime we recruit a new member to our Unit... this is the 1st video they get to watch lol

Arma is not for everyone, and that is OK. Play it for Dayz if you want, but personally I still get the biggest high from a well placed laserguided bomb strike after 2 hours of crawling. I understand if that is not everyones fetish.

@FriendlyCroock

6 жыл бұрын

"after 2 hours of crawling. I understand if that is not everyones fetish." lol The problem with arma and why people hate it is actually the other way around. The ARMA ai is so dumb that you DON'T need to crawl for two hours. Actually you don't need to crawl at all. And the missions they give you are extremely short and arcadey.

@17MrLeon

6 жыл бұрын

AI can be scripted to a degree they spot you hundreds of meters away. Missions they give you? We make our own.

@cpt.ronaldsparkyspeirs9380

5 жыл бұрын

Who the Hell plays Arma missions? 😂 Like we have a shitload of our own, scripted stuff, where AI is so badass that we actually managed to get in so big fubar, that the game duration was 28 hours 😂

@asherjuvatopolos1148

3 жыл бұрын

The best is being a rotary pilot landing a black hawk on the side of a mountain to pick up HVTs, rotor blades inches from the ground

@cassu6

Жыл бұрын

@@cpt.ronaldsparkyspeirs9380 28 hour long arma mission? That sounds fucking dope if everyone stayed on the server :P

Don't press G in Arma 3 if you want to check your inventory while you are with your buddies. It will blow them up.

@korkronwarlord

10 жыл бұрын

Learned this the hard way....

@nh9136

10 жыл бұрын

Done that so many times.

@sittinduck664

10 жыл бұрын

Bohemia are such trolls. cant count the times i've screamed "ranaweee!!!" in a girly manner ^^

@nh9136

10 жыл бұрын

john knudsen I killed half my team in zues yesterday trying to open a box :L

@TheSwegBucket

10 жыл бұрын

Funny thing is that this is so fucking true, killed 5 teammates.

7 years later and I get this in my recommended

I start Arma 2000. Miss my Old Friends. Rip.

I just love how much this just screams out disney

@92Vucgy

10 жыл бұрын

Tru' so tru'

@JetStream0509

7 жыл бұрын

It is based on a song from a movie made by Disney

@metalman20

7 жыл бұрын

oh i know where the song comes from, Anastasia (great film) but it was actually made by Fox Studios and was distributed by 20th Century Fox.

@jrockhardest

6 жыл бұрын

nicolas B. Not made by disney

Just imagine if Arma plays this song everytime u open the game

@peterscasny2803

3 жыл бұрын

I'd listen.

@GrumpyGremlin.

2 жыл бұрын

Make mod for it

1:32 gave me old school Disney vibes.

Me: waits 2 hours for order to shoot at hostiles also me: gets ordered to retreat

i cant believe people think this game is boring

@videogamepro964

9 жыл бұрын

***** Well can you blame it? It is a war simulator, it's mean't to be realistic.

@Crime1207

9 жыл бұрын

***** You needed 500 hours to figure out if the game is boring or not?

@jakejones4347

9 жыл бұрын

Chipper Python-Seven It is actually fun if you join a MILSIM unit like mine.

@Keithammond

9 жыл бұрын

***** Well, I have over 1000 and I still think it's great. You need to play with friends or something, even walking long distances can be fun with friends.

@halmstadrapbeats8084

9 жыл бұрын

Keith Hammond I think it was a joke since he actually spent 500 hours in the game excluding DayZ

I play Arma regularly. Sometimes you get moments where you just gun guys down.

@mashman86751

10 жыл бұрын

i had a moment like in movies i was walking throught the woods next to one of the towns and there were two guys laying there they saw me and unloaded in me i freaked out and emptied a whole clip into them and lived then i walked into a field and was killed by a tank =(

@gameinggods1and2

10 жыл бұрын

Glory to arstotzka. But first papers please

@alexstrother5442

10 жыл бұрын

Glory to Artotzka!

@mateuszrybus576

10 жыл бұрын

mashman86751 Once I was sprinting 300m while being attacked by a tank with it's main gun, machine gun and something like granade launcher... patata-boom-patata-boom-BOOM-patata-boom-patata-boom-patata-BOOM, and so forth for like 1 minute... that was epic xD

@jessieroper4184

10 жыл бұрын

It's not as drab as this song makes it out to be. Playing missions like Escape (chernarus and takistan) with a small team of 4-8 reminds me of movies like Rescue Dawn or Red Dawn.

10 years later... It still is a thriving community :)

In 2013 I love this song In 2021 I still love this song today

Haha, perfect. Regular ArmA is pretty underrated. But i like that a tiny percentage of people who bought the game for Day Z are actually playing some missions now.

@landon9560

10 жыл бұрын

I bought arma 2 just for dayZ XD i played through the missions anyways to get a feel for the game

@landon9560

10 жыл бұрын

ya played COD before some idiot in multiplayer started going off at everyone on his team because they got killed, and responded closely in such as you did that COD needs better mechanics

@kondroidschannel

10 жыл бұрын

***** I've played Arma well before Dayz....Dayz ain't a plague its fun for a hour or two but it gets boring quick still not a plague though.

@timgarlick0

10 жыл бұрын

***** you are a sad sad little man..

@Thegcdude

10 жыл бұрын

***** That's the sad thing.

That animation at 1:32 is crazy good. Well done.

@gmodplayerxd6886

Жыл бұрын

What kind of Disney looking dance is this?

I love how the second solider is ether constantly pissed or always has a scary ass expression on his face lol

"If you can learn to do it... I can learn to do it! I can't wait to take my gun And actually shoot it!" This gets me everytime!

Don't mind me, I'm just coming back here for the masterful accordion playing.

@sanfrandartgun6614

8 жыл бұрын

Wow, you're so special.

@vroomkaboom108

8 жыл бұрын

idk what's the backlash, the accordion is pretty nice

Personally, I think DayZ takes away the action and excitement of ArmA 2. ArmA may be slow paced, but there is eventually a huge payoff. Nothing like leading a tank assault to take an entire town over while friendly jets pick off TOW missile batteries.

@pablomontes2362

10 жыл бұрын

DayZ is basically zombie simulator while ArmA is a military simulator

@jessieroper4184

10 жыл бұрын

I think it's great that they've made DayZ a standalone. Both are great, but separately and in their own respects.

@pablomontes2362

10 жыл бұрын

***** Then there's no such thing as a 'war simulator' in general.

@hoy455

10 жыл бұрын

Pablo Montes Actually ArmA can be considered a military simulator, as it is one of the most accurate video games on the market, depicting proper combined arms, squad tactics, tactical and strategic maneuvering, and other things not really highlighted on the 'arcade' series of video games like BF, CoD, etc.

@SirBenton

9 жыл бұрын

***** wasn't the 'Amercia's Army' series here developed for the US army?

Man you’re extremely talented at animation.

7 years im still here

@ryanelshorpagy5992

3 жыл бұрын

Welcome back

Yes, It's a "war simulator". But it's still a game.

@samdo123

9 жыл бұрын

Andrew900460 A game which can be played whoever people wish to play it.

@liam9214

8 жыл бұрын

+Andrew900460 your a game

@heyyou9472

6 жыл бұрын

Pedro You're a tool, and a dyslexic apparently.

Damn, that is some smooth animation.

@jownye

10 жыл бұрын

Smoother than the game's. *rimshot*

I will never get tired of your animations, I come back to them every year enjoying them just as much as I did when I first saw them.

1:30 "I say we run and gun." "No, because that's too much fun." Reminds me of the moment I started actually enjoying the game. Due to me forgetting my thermal scope at base, a 10-minute sniper hunting mission at the hills turned to a 30 min session of "Ghillie or Grass". When we finally got the sucker, we realized we were on a hill next to a town full of enemies, in full view of their sights. We realized we were screwed, so my teammate (who was sitting next to me in real life) turned to me and said, dead serious. "Drop all your gear, run to the city, pray no bullets hit you." Miraculously we survived the mad dash down the hill, killed some CSAT with pistol, took their gear, and fought on (we cant escape the town because it's pretty much open terrain around it). In the end we died because while being rearguard I missed a guy on a balcony. The AI just unloaded his fukken Katiba into the small alley we were in.

Someone tell sfctwZockt that I've add subtitles to all of my videos. You can press the [CC] button to enable them (and they aren't the horrendous auto-generated ones, either). I'd tell him myself, but KZread is apparently being a grumpy fart today and won't give me the option to "Reply" to his comment.

@sfctw1

10 жыл бұрын

My bad. But I never look at the buttons and didn't knew there is something like that. ty

@Pulsar1001

10 жыл бұрын

Good on you I wish more people would add proper subs not just using the youtube crap

@bingo.6587

10 жыл бұрын

WE NEED MORE VIDEOS!

@Robert6P6M

10 жыл бұрын

When are you going to add another video?

@martinsavic9605

10 жыл бұрын

Why arent you making videos i now its hard to make animasen but 1 year past before you made a video an posted it.

"Acute PTSD"....

@zephsuki

4 жыл бұрын

LMAOOOO

@doom_the_guy6686

3 жыл бұрын

Thats accurate... In some way

I haven't played an arma game since arma 2 and this brings back all the memories

I used to watched this, and it’s pretty much my childhood

In Arma, there are no basics.

@TheRandomKiller1000

10 жыл бұрын

There are basics like how to open your inventory, sprint, aim, zoom in, ect.

@Noah-hx5vv

10 жыл бұрын

Just had to ruin it didn't you.

If a PC is a wood chipper, a console must be a pencil sharpener.

@LordFiscus

10 жыл бұрын

And if consoles are the automatic sharpener, mobile gaming is a manual sharpener, that you have to pay for to complete every sharpening. Like Candy Crush.

I've watched this sooo many times over the years. It wasn't until now when I was watching Anastasia for the first time with my boyfriend that I recognized it!

"You'll end up with acute PTSD" Got me rolling

FAAAAKE. Frames per second too high.

@kageandchesse

8 жыл бұрын

***** he motored up his computer. u should too

@conelrad1447

8 жыл бұрын

His computer has a gas engine in it

1:28 I thought, man these are good animated versions of Rangers, the in 1:30 they're Germans of the Eastern Front...

@tabbyclawproductions7943

4 жыл бұрын

They could be playing a ww2 mode in the second scene

Watching Anastasia after knowing about this made me enjoy the movie way more.

I love how you combine sound and movements in your animation

Kids don't turn on your computer like that.

@brennanglazier2636

7 жыл бұрын

how did he put the game in the computer before turning his PC on??

@HeartsteelGaming

7 жыл бұрын

Brennan, you never had an old computer did you?

@erivanel

7 жыл бұрын

Brennan Glazier old PC didnt need it

@SuperDidact

7 жыл бұрын

Back in the old days I remember we use computer like tha.

@yocracra2775

3 жыл бұрын

Tf you talkin about

I just love how he gets instantly shot when he gets inside a dayz server, just like the actual goddamn game...

@asherjuvatopolos1148

3 жыл бұрын

Even now in Exile it still happens, despite the things discouraging it

1:03 slap

almost 6 years later and this video is still a masterpiece