Chris has really gone full throttle with this bit.

Foxworth sprinkled in was amazing. Ice cream paint job. Le Batard lecturing security by the pool also amazing.

This show is the fuel I need to get through my day.

@sylentknight

4 жыл бұрын

got that right, I'm on cruise control at work for those 3 hours.

I hope they never pump the brakes on this segment

@easygoing2479

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah... they showed those girls at the pool and my crankshaft was spinning around and around, around and around

@michaellee8816

4 жыл бұрын

@@easygoing2479 When that executive was arguing with him I thought he was gonna blow a gasket

After the week/month of total depression, this absolutely hit the spot...I'm literally crying from laughing so much. The visual of a drink wielding Dan standing with a bouncing cartoon mascot battery in front of an outdoor bar, while scantily clad women are sitting at poolside in front of them, all on the set of First Take, might be the single best visual that ESPN has ever produced. If I ever buy a car, best believe I'm buying an Advance Auto Parts® battery for it. It's just a shame that Chris Cote missed out on the fun...thinking of you, dawg.

Man Chris exhausted a lot of jokes.

Who gon be riding in that 64?!? 💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣

@nnais3

4 жыл бұрын

I lost my shit when I heard that live 🤣

@timbox55

4 жыл бұрын

You ghost ride that thang?

@drewmeeks5376

3 жыл бұрын

Shhhhhhherbet? On the coat, candy red/peanut butta on the inturrrrrrrr

@namesarehardlol

5 ай бұрын

Who gon be ridin on candy painted slab 🤑 2:08

This guy really revved up the show with his under the hood analysis.

Instant 2020 Suey Award Winner: If it doesn't fit in a category, make up one!!! Dan "Do you know who I am?" LeBatard arguing to keep a battery costume that looks like a Black Gumby in the background of First Take = Legendary AND Priceless 👌🏽👍🏽

I lost it at Masvidal's reaction

@shindean

4 жыл бұрын

Jorge sounded like a stoner coming to terms with what he thinks he's seeing😆

@walterdudedonny

4 жыл бұрын

Wow, I have never talked with a battery before! Lol

@RD1R

4 жыл бұрын

"in revved up...like a car with an Advanced Auto parts battery in it" 😂

The jazz hands are killing me 😂

WHO GON BE RIDIN IN THAT SIX FO

@jmastapq

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

Fast Chris so underrated

“It’s a talking battery” For some reason Jorge saying this made me lol so hard

This is my favorite Super Bowl week they've ever done. Masvidal's reaction to seeing the car battery had my crying.

"Kickin tires and lightin fires!" "Uh... yeah... I don't know..."

This bit went into overdrive!

Holy bleep if anyone ever accuses Chris of benefitting from nepotism again I’d present to you the 3-day replay of Advanced Oafoparts

@SuperBlah3456

4 жыл бұрын

Where was Chris??

@walterdudedonny

4 жыл бұрын

"I'm Chris Cote, ESPN"

@Jaimo203

4 жыл бұрын

At first wasn't feeling Chris but quickly grew on me. Then I meet/seen his pops and was like, it all makes sense 😄

Best newest edition to the show ever I'd say of all time.

Thank you life for bringing me this show

The swaying and jazz hands were always freakin hilarious

“Who it is D, who it gone be?” Hahahahahahahsjsjsjsjdjshhahshdhdhshahshahahhshshahahah

Man, that first take segment really took a turn

2:07 LMAO WHAT!?!?

@nnais3

4 жыл бұрын

Sherbert on the coat... candy red.... peanut butta on tha interrrrrr 😂😂😂😂

Justice for Chris cote

I now remember life in two ways: BB and AB Before Battery and After Battery.

I'm The Battery. ESPN

This was so hilarious to see on video

Thank you for capturing this for posterity. I thought it was a fever dream

When Dan asked how he felt on a scale of 1-10, I was really hoping Chris would say he was somewhere between a 10 and 2

Candy painted Slab. Didnt realize the battery was from H town. Nice

@nnais3

4 жыл бұрын

Peanut butta in the interrrrrrrr 😂

This talking battery all week has revved me up! It made me feel like a freshly changed cabin air filter

“It was more street than I expected it to be” 😂

That security guard is a Show Killer!!!

6:20 Mike “Dan’s in a happy place” right as a security guard walks up

Vroooom vrooom vrooomm!!

I'm glad this is posted... while listening today my imagination was running on fumes

This has been the best part of the show all week

"Liked" before viewing. No way i regret this like.

My level of nervousness would've gone from 0 to 60 in 5.2 seconds.

This is why Dan has the absolute best show ever. Lmfao

Peanut butter on the interrurr

Dan. First Take producer. Collision course. And if you need help with your car after a collision, visit Advance Auto Parts.

They gotta bring this back lol

I bet that's why ESPN fired Chris. So funny!

I HAVE A CHARGE!!!!

If anyone asks me why I love this show, I'm just going to send this video with no further explanation.

Such a great idea of all involved to do this. Only thing that could have made it better was the car battery actually being on radio row.

I wish there was a love button!!

This has been gold all week

"Does the Advance Auto Parts Battery look like Adam Gase in happier times?"

The beginning of the end! Love this bleep!!

Need a bit once a week with the battery!!!!! Love it !!!!!! Make this happen!

You should dispose of that car battery safely and legally in the ocean. It's thrilling and it provides valuable electricity to sea life.

Chris didn't ask for any of this.......

Keep the battery!

They recanted this story on the show this morning and I had to rewatch this excellent montage. Thanks so much for putting this together!

3:10 mark gets me every time

Brilliant!!!

That battery is the best athlete on the show!

Only 37 seconds in, and I spit out my coffee while laughing. Miami native living in SW Ohio. Any other listeners around me?

@christopherpatronejr.8243

4 жыл бұрын

bcrone821 southwest Ohio?

@prab3636

4 жыл бұрын

Christopher Patrone Jr. Cincinnati prolly

When everybody is firing on all cylinders like this, Dan can just kick back and put the show on cruise control.

Let snort this all up

He was such an MVP in that costume

Can we please send the battery to marlins opening day and try and get as close to Jeter as possible

@walterdudedonny

4 жыл бұрын

Great idea! Your mind is hitting on all cylinders!

BEST HOUR EVER!

Dan should have been fined at 0:12

Fast and Furious jokes come fast Friday

Best character ever!

God I love this show 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Hopefully we’ll get to have Super Bowl week this season.

8:47 If Dan only knew what was going to happen to Chris years later.😂

So great

the cotes are the funniest people alive

I wonder what the car battery thinks about the James Corden Carpool Karaoke news. It definitely Escaladed quickly.

Dominique @ 2:07

Miss this bit

I'm really going to miss Chris.

Didn't Dan say he was gonna destroy the costume on air? I kind of love it to much but it may be fun if Dan gets inventive with his anger.

How much Hemi does it have???

Jorge Masvidal 🤣

”Do you know who I am!”- Roy viva la shipping container!

And then Chris Cote got fired and the rest is history

What's the battery with you?

Get off Dan’s Beach!!!

I miss Fast Chris. What happened to him?

@christopherpatronejr.8243

4 жыл бұрын

Scotty Scott haha took me a second..... funny :)

Damn, dianna russini

Miles teller doesn’t get the show