I’m sorry this took so long guys. Had a busy schedule and I dealt with a full day of copyright issues setting this video back even further. Will attempt to be quicker for next week, along with a LIVE watch-along and after party if you guys want 👀

@Schrogs

26 күн бұрын

Dude would def join a watch party but I don’t watch any of these shows. I don’t pay the subscriptions so I get all of my enjoyment from the reviews haha. Might be strange watching you watch a show that I can’t watch but it would be fun to see you live stream lol

@bvyup2112

26 күн бұрын

yah I'd rather just watch you guys rip on this than actually watch it haha

@mkinkade7103

26 күн бұрын

The witches made one person, split into two bodies. Headland isn’t smart enough to realize this would leave you with retarded twins. It was pure accident that Osha and Mae were written correctly.

@kan-zee

26 күн бұрын

*Crap-olyte* is brain poison..LOL

@hiraldosternflyer7112

26 күн бұрын

Been waiting VERY impatiently for this video to drop. Thanks!

A single Jedi killed dozens of these witches with ridiculous ease? So much for the power of many.

@AB-12345

26 күн бұрын

Yeah. This TV show is retarded beyond imagination. You need to gifted to make so much cringe.

@oramonika9758

26 күн бұрын

And got killed by a small thrown sharp object 😒

@DocMicrowave

26 күн бұрын

​@@oramonika9758 Yeah, kinda puts things in prospective in how logic works in this show. Like there is none.

@juliandarch9278

26 күн бұрын

It was Trinity, she unplugged them from the matrix 😂

@juliandarch9278

26 күн бұрын

I found out what the wookie was doing with a metal detector, apparently he was looking for the plot 😂

they lost the keys to the ship so the Wookiee is using the metal detector to find them, it’s why they have been there for 7 weeks

@fionnaitsradag5152

26 күн бұрын

🤣

@dronesclubhighjinks

25 күн бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@octaviovaladaoferreirinhad2689

25 күн бұрын

Well, it's said that usually the most simple explanation is the correct one so you're probably right. 😂😂😂😂😂

The power of ONE shitty show The power of TWO times the budget of Kenobi The power of MANY negative reviews

@Re-PhantomZero

26 күн бұрын

I am all the trash star wars 😂.

@PersonallyPerhaps

26 күн бұрын

More thought and creativity in this comment then the whole show

@DocMicrowave

26 күн бұрын

Equals no second season. The math works!

What disgust me the most about this whole mind control think is that Torbin is just a young padawan teenager here and nobody gives a hoot about him being mind grape not even his master, they put him on the job the very next day, no wonder his taking blood samples through clothes the dude is completely traumatized here...

@JohnDoe-yi4xd

26 күн бұрын

Its future medical tech like in Star Trek.

@Re-PhantomZero

26 күн бұрын

Exactly, this really shows how the people who made this despise men, the kid got mentally graped, se❌ually harassed in his mind, got beaten and battered by a wookkie... And his master shows zero concern or care about him, i hate this Andara character so much. Overall in this episode you can see how the writers have no concept of morality because while they tried to show the Jedi as evil it's the cult who acted evil for the most part, even thou the Jedi trespassed in their fortress which is not ok either. These writers are morally bankrupt there must be a lot of nasty stuff in their closets.

@freddyrodriguez4732

25 күн бұрын

@@Re-PhantomZeroYes, we’ve all noticed this mentality about these writers. it makes me sick. It’s like they’re bringing back the evils of traditional patriarchy with a feminist twist, which is actually really dehumanizing to everyone

I really don't understand how the cult leader thought turning into a demonic smoke monster and appearing to dissolve a child in front of the Jedi would de-escalate the situation. 🤔

@Stark-Cinema

26 күн бұрын

It’s because Jedi are oppressing her and she needs to show her power!!

@tom_reagan

26 күн бұрын

@@Stark-Cinema”GET MAD!” Oh. My. God. 🤦🏻‍♂️

Torbin was there... searching for a vergence for 7 WEEKS..... And he didn't even know what they were searching for, it's relevance, what it means, anything. And Indara wanted him to find the purpose for himself? He didn't even have the foundational knowledge to even attempt to assign his actions meaning. Yet she has the balls to push back on Master Squid for giving him a mere HINT at his purpose... 7 WEEKS after they began.

@Elemental_Entity

26 күн бұрын

They weren't searching for a vergence for 7 weeks, they were searching for the PLOT! 😅

@Faktor13

25 күн бұрын

Why did Torbin not ask the others? Or used the ships computer? But in the end he is a Padawan, and if I tell my Padawan to collect grass for 7 weeks I actually expect him to do this and not whine alle the time

@Elemental_Entity

25 күн бұрын

@@Faktor13 don't ask questions, just consumed product, get excited and wait for next product. -Disney

@VaderPopsVicodin10

25 күн бұрын

Thankfully, she actually doesn't have balls.. 🤪.. it's called penis envy.

@mydreaminorbit9297

25 күн бұрын

Torbins 7 week experience mirrors that of the audience who managed to make it 7 weeks of watching the Acolyte.

Jedi combing a deserted planet for a Force convergence... "We ain't found sh*t!"

@drtaverner

26 күн бұрын

"Look, Sir. Droids!"

How does a group of 50+ people living in a old mountain top mining facility on a planet that was dead 10 years ago survive with no signs of agriculture or livestock? Where do they get those damn spice creams?

@raidone7413

26 күн бұрын

That's a detail that would be weird to involve even if it was a good story

@CorpusGreed

26 күн бұрын

With the power of thread and scissoring! 😎

@thedeadpoolwhochuckles.6852

26 күн бұрын

MandoDash. Get your grub on no matter how far far away it is!

@markdavidson558

26 күн бұрын

Nuna legs, dude

@losslessthoughts

26 күн бұрын

I'm guessing when you can travel at the speed of light it isn't hard to get stuff.

Mother Aniseya has a tattoo on the center of her forehead. At the ascension ritual Mae receives a tattoo on the left side of her forehead. Osha would have received a tattoo on the right side of her forehead. This is just like the two moons moving towards each other in the shows opening credits, when they eclipse each other they will appear as one. The power of Two is when the two sisters combine at the end of the ritual to become one person (The power of one). They must face their fear of losing their individuality and become one. The power of many is the coven working together to help create these two girls in the beginning (with the help of the Vergence). Since the twins are already very well gifted with the force their combined power would make them a match for any Jedi. The Sith are interested in this power. This would also explain why Mother Aniseya is willing to let Osha go since she will refuse to become one with Mae. The chant is backwards to confuse those spying on them. It's many3-2-1. The hole is the source of the vergence. I may have put more thought into this then they did and that makes me sad.

@jeaninehicks2907

26 күн бұрын

Why didn’t they reveal this to the audience… you could be correct, but I’m sure we will never know 😕

@thedeadpoolwhochuckles.6852

25 күн бұрын

Then the witches could drain the power of one for the many.

@dronesclubhighjinks

25 күн бұрын

Wow!

@gwenjackson8583

24 күн бұрын

Now that is an interesting take! Would have loved to see that exact story (told well) on my screen. It would also further help to explain why OSHA was so opposed to doing the ascension and would have justified the Jedi interfering to protect the individual girls and prevent the coven from accessing this sort of power. (OSHA automatically capitalizes, which is funny to me since clearly my autocorrect sees the name as an acronym).

I love how they're sitting under adult trees that are hundreds of years old, yet saying that the planet should be lifeless. Like, even if the witches/vergance had something to do with life on the planet, they must have been there for hundreds of years...

@dronesclubhighjinks

25 күн бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

When Leslye Headlamp finished filming this series, it was as if $180 million suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. Where the hell did all the money go?

@fionnaitsradag5152

26 күн бұрын

LOL!

@daveeyes

26 күн бұрын

Various offshore bank accounts.

@DanZu7164

24 күн бұрын

😂

They did everything they could to make sol seem like a groomer/pedo. He has this sudden irresistible attraction to some little girl and wants to steal her away

@oliveelephant

26 күн бұрын

#MaeToo

@Imskyhighy

25 күн бұрын

It’s the Jedi way. Honestly the downfall had to happen somewhere

@thenycestmc

25 күн бұрын

write what u know

Not only was it stupid that Sol tried to hold up the bridge, the girls just stayed on the bridge rather than turning around and trying to get off the bridge like any other sane person.

@mbob4337

26 күн бұрын

Them going on the bridge was already stupid.

@edwinsuijkerbuijk5106

26 күн бұрын

Especially because there are shots where you can clearly see that the passages behind them are clear. If those would have been on fire there would have been a reason why they can not just take a few steps back.

"Every time they speak, I can feel my brain cells committing suicide, one by one." - Hammerlock

i have a feeling the whole storyline was written by ChatGPT.

@PersonallyPerhaps

26 күн бұрын

ChatGPT could do better

@mategido

26 күн бұрын

@@PersonallyPerhaps exactly my thoughts

@turinreza

26 күн бұрын

The prompt to chatgpt would be 'combine the sexual harassment of harvey weinstein's casting couch with luciferian communist lesbian witches and a new origin for the force in star wars "

@coletrain583

26 күн бұрын

Don’t endorse AI. We just need better writers.

@ProudlyShadowBanned

26 күн бұрын

That's insulting for chatGPT.

So...Torbin's crushing guilt that caused him to minecraft himself was because...he got homesick?! 😅 He didn't even slay any of the space witchbians.

@JohnDoe-yi4xd

26 күн бұрын

He was a weak punk and he knew it. His actions set off a dangerous and deadly chain reaction. I could argue that the end was all his fault.

@fionnaitsradag5152

26 күн бұрын

@@JohnDoe-yi4xd Sure he's a weak reed; but I think the fault is fully on horn-head for trying to murder the Jedi, and the cult leader lady for turning into a demonic smoke monster and trying to dissolve a child.

@johndoe-pk6tj

26 күн бұрын

@@fionnaitsradag5152 LOL. It doesn't have t be either or...it can be both.

@cdev2117

26 күн бұрын

@@JohnDoe-yi4xd His actions? The gaslight, mind-f***ed, mutilated, traumatised kid that was driven into self-uff?

We missed it: it's not the "power of many"... they were invoking the "Power of Manny... Jacinto!" Next episode he will pop in just like Beetlejuice....

The torbin kid was just getting gashlit the whole episode. Poor guy.

@PersonallyPerhaps

26 күн бұрын

This episode made me feel so bad for this dude.

@JadusMoltriel

24 күн бұрын

I'm a Native American, Intersex woman, yet even I can see that they make a mockery of every straight, white male they reluctantly allow to even exist in the story. It's painfully obvious. And that's coming from someone who's ancestors were taken from N. America and brought to Europe to serve as you-know-whats, so I'm certainly not bias in favor of the white man. But to just paint every representative of a certain demographic in a negative light? Isn't that the EXACT thing these writers claim to be against? Sure seems like they're pursuing revenge against those who had over-representation for decades, rather than honest pursual of fair representation. Just my perspective. What do I know though? I'm just an indigenous woman and part of the LGBT community. Not like I was supposed to be the literal target audience for this horrid show, right? Wtf...

It's hard to feel bad for the witch cult when all they did was escalate and do dark side things, like enter Torbid's mind to threaten the Jedi or mind control Jedi Wookie to kill the others.

@Man_Emperor_of_Mankind

26 күн бұрын

Were we supposed to feel bad for them?

@TheSouloftheDragon

26 күн бұрын

@@Man_Emperor_of_Mankind I think we're supposed to see them as victims of the 'Jedi institution' but the writers failed spectacularly.

@Romeloblade

26 күн бұрын

The Jedi broke into their home, that's a pretty aggressive act.

@davemeads859

26 күн бұрын

Angry irrational lesbians what are the chances

@TheSouloftheDragon

26 күн бұрын

@@Romeloblade That's bad but things like that that was more the result of bad writing. To me, I could see the hands of the writers pushing the Jedi to do things in order to make them look bad.

After 7 weeks of analysis the only finding from the planet was that all rocks and metal were highly flammable...

@Janx14

25 күн бұрын

Yeah. I was expecting the big reveal to be what actually blew up everything. Turns out...Mae just is bad cause of flammable rocks and metal.

@giannicolamatteo8155

24 күн бұрын

The planet is made of rock coloured plastic with petrolium paint being used for their base. I wouldn't be surprised if there are several red barrels scattered around

Woo boy, I was waiting for your take on this one! My husband, who mind you, isn’t a Star Wars fan (in fact, he fell asleep halfway through A New Hope, sniff, sniff) and never saw a single episode of the show saw me watching the episode and watched it with me to my shock. At the end, I asked him what he thought and he said, “The writing sucks. Feels like a fourth grader wrote this. I can see why you hate it.”

The thing that gets me about Torbin's little freak out, is that the blood tests they have are the proof they need. He doesn't need the girls themselves. It's so completely contrived.

@rickrollrizal2747

26 күн бұрын

IKR, there was an implied threat that Sol perceived to make things urgent to save the twins but it's so vague and forgotten several times that you have write notes in order to remember. Otherwise, Torbin's freakout was stupid and the jedi knights and master couldn't control him? And they really chose Torbin's actor which looks a bit like Hayden Christensen as padawan Anakin. Lots of potential wasted due to poor story telling.

Oh my gosh! They just used a regular old metal detector! They didn't even try to dress it up to make it look more Scifi.

@SandraOrtmann1976

26 күн бұрын

Anthony Ferrari would have done a 1000 times better Job. And he would have done it with some trash, not 180 million dollars.

@edwinsuijkerbuijk5106

26 күн бұрын

well they established that metal detectors in Star Wars look like that with the JAKKU Scavenger Metal Detector toy.

@SandraOrtmann1976

26 күн бұрын

@@edwinsuijkerbuijk5106 Oh. Great. Still looks ridiculous.

Stark is struggling. You can tell because his sighs don't shake the camera this episode. He's just done.

@Stark-Cinema

26 күн бұрын

LMAO. Usually those details are in there but there was SO much shit in this episode so you’re correct 😂😩

Remember the squid guy actor knows no English and is learning on set and speaking phonetically.

If there is one positive, it is Master Sol. The writing fails him but that actor did the best he could for what he was given. He deserved better and The Acolyte doesnt deserve him.

The Power of 1, The Power of 2, The Failure of Leslyeeeeeeeeeee

Luke's X wing had a scanner that could detect life on Dagobah but this special scientific mission has to rely on metal detectors????

@Male_Ficent

26 күн бұрын

To give them the benefit of the doubt, could just be chalked up to technological advancement.

@peterphan227

26 күн бұрын

And on top of that, they could've just got into their ship and flown around to look for life from the air. An aerial search would've been a lot more efficient. It's not as if the witch fortress was hidden. It was literally on top of a mountain, wasn't it?

@Faktor13

25 күн бұрын

@@Male_Ficent And it seems, rrobe and scout droids are also new inventions...

There was a of confused inuendo in the mind invasion scene with Torbin. I was like, "What 'natural desires' is she talking about? Is she trying to seduce him...? Cause I think there's some age dynamics there are.. questionable."

"The witchual" I don't know why that completely cracked me up. I'm dead.

I assumed Mother Aniseya was trying to transport Mae away from the fight.

I assumed Sol was ashamed of himself and was thus unwilling to fight and potentially cause even more harm.

Twins with half a brain, half a personality, and half the force power, maybe Headland is a better writer than I gave her credit for? Osha and Mae are exactly what I would picture if you told me that they were two halves of a whole person.

@daveeyes

26 күн бұрын

Kinda ripped off the original Star Trek, didn't they?

This show would have been a little better, if the witches spoke an alien language. Then we could only judge them by their actions and would have had so much less context about what’s happening. Then in episode 7 we could have gotten subtitles and see how it was harmless. This is a very dumb show, but if you’re going for bumbling colonizer Jedi causing issues for harmless native witches, then this would have helped sell that.

@normansioson1337

26 күн бұрын

I feel their chant makes a lot of sense visually if it was an alien language thing. I mean, the chant in english sounds that bad.

@rippingbag

26 күн бұрын

@@normansioson1337 Agree completely. Everything sounds completely “alien” and suspicious when you have no idea what someone else is saying. It’s almost instinctual to be on guard when you don’t know what someone else is saying. As it is when someone covers their face, that’s why you see it a lot in horror movies.

It was interesting to see the Jedi, the masters of swords and force, the watchers of peace in the galaxy to become a geological/botanical party.

LMAO dude they missed out on an awesome joke with those metal detectors. It would’ve been hilarious if the Padawan was like I got something I got something!! And his metal detectors beeping and they dig it up and it’s like some random metal What a WTF moment for the show. Like looking in the ground for signs of the force disturbance?? I’m sorry but that is straight up brain dead stupid

I didn't think it could get worse after the singing episode... Disney should have given the 180 million dollars to the fans instead... Then we would have gotten the series that everyone deserved.

How, after the abomination that was Kenobi, can anyone speak of "final nails" in Disney Star Wars coffin? It's over, Kenobi killed even blind optimism.

@Stark-Cinema

26 күн бұрын

Nah casuals liked Kenobi unfortunately but if you listen to me I say the same thing but in a joking way

The Acolyte... Will be left with a cliffhanger. Leslie Badheadland wants a 2nd season

The twins are so identical that even their faces are different 😆 Also, that forced walk at 37:06 from a 9 year old is just hilarious 😆 And at 37:36 she just mouths her mother’s line “arm yourselves!” 😆 Don’t they have a playback on set to notice obvious details like that?

@jeaninehicks2907

26 күн бұрын

You’re right 😂

All the witches died when they saw Sith Qimir skinny dipping in the water naked...🤣

@daveeyes

26 күн бұрын

"The Jedi breached the fortress!". Not exactly subtle, are they?

I feel Indara is that gamer where she uses an old pc where she plays an fps shooter game where she has high ping and when there's many players around her, she will load too long that she'll appear at the scene when 3/4 of her team and opposing team are already dead.

I really do feel bad for the actors. People don't realize how much they have to just trust. It's really hard to tell while you're filming whether or not something is going to be good. When you develop an appreciation for how silly some of the greatest shots in cinema looked to everyone on set. The combination of the post-production effects, color grading, editing, foley and score, the distance between what the actors see and what ultimately ends up in the final product is almost unrecognizable. They really don't know until something comes out whether it's going to be a banger, or incoherent nonsense. There's a lot of bad acting in this show, but if you know how to see beyond the baffling editing choices and the bad photography, to see the actual performance, some of it was decent to good and definitely deserved a better project.

So let me get this straight. The Jedi are the equivalent of FPS (Force Protective Services). They break and enter a fortress when they discover children are attuned to the Force. One of them gets a bit creepy because he wants a kid of his own to train (pretty much). In the end he saves the one he wanted to train all along (who fails in the end anyway). Make it make sense!

Really, what were the odds that the Jedi "Away Team" would even be in miles of the witch village. They could have easily have landed on the otherside of the planet without running into anyone. Even Earth's moon as a lot of real estate to cover... Except for some light saber action it was a really bad show. The Twins is like a SciFi version of the Patty Duke Show...they look alike and act alike and sometimes even talk alike... Picard did a verison of a diact twins with Dahj and Soji Asha androids... it had so many references to Matrix and even Generation Tech linked it loosely to Waco Cult siege of 1993.

I think myself & many others don't acknowledge this show or consider it to be canon. "The Acolyte" is just a horribly written throw away story from Star Wars: Visions that they decided to make live action for money.

The Power of Minty!

Torbin wants to go home. Torbin wants to collect the girls because they are what the Council is looking for. Torbin defends himself without killing anyone. Torbin gets his ass whooped by a wookie. And for this, Torbin will somehow harbor within himself a self-hatred so powerful and overwhelming that not even a 10 year long jedi-master-level meditation can save him from his desire to kill himself. And YET!! The dark side doesn't stand a chance in corrupting him. This is the most powerful jedi in Star Wars history. Hands down, no contest. Torbin is a god of the light side.

@alphgeek

26 күн бұрын

How you think he took care of business during his trance? They just slide a bucket under there?

@HansenSWE

26 күн бұрын

@@alphgeek Force Farts. He is so wise in the Force, all waste turns into a gaseous state rather than liquid or solid.

DUDE FINALLY I BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE!! And it’s over an hour hell yah bro thank you!!!! honestly man I love these and I am looking forward to the next one every time!!

$180m 🤨

Is it just me or does Grace Randolf sound like an irate, high pitched Donald Trump? This episode was by far the worst of what we've already had! Metal detectors? Speeder bikes with what looks likes a trailer and the fact that this is practically the third episode all over again with a bit more BS! The questionable "seduction" to the Dark Side was completely un-necessary and very cringe-worthy with it's sexual connotation. Is this really what Leslye Headland thinks "seduction to the Dark Side" is? If so this just proves that not only is she weird but really hasn't got a clue what Star Wars is about! I could go on for ages speaking on what's wrong with this show but I'd be here forever and I've got stuff to do!

I just rewatched the original Obiwan-Vader lightsaber fight. As slow and simple as that fight was, it's still more exciting than this wookie saber fight. That original saber fight just feels more real, more authentic, more sincere. Sometimes less is more.

bro. this is the first video of yours i watched and I gotta say. you did a bang up job! very funny, beat by beat commentary, sounding neutral while recognizing the embarrassing flaws and amateur writing decisions, you covered it like a true pro. everyone knows this is kindergarten amateur hour, but your retelling made it feel like it was at least 2nd grade. lol. great job.

Haha angry Joe has dyslexia so constantly during his review it sounded like he was saying looking for a virgin in the force and I always laughed. Once again laughing but you are actually saying it 😂😂

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away they...studied grass.

Andor season 2….. Please save us.

Torbin was presumably raised by the Jedi and is trained and disciplined enough to deflect arrows like a Jedi master yet can’t endure a seven week camping trip...

So, now Anakin isn't the only "vergence" in the force anymore. They made him munane.

I can accept that using the force to turn off your enemies lightsaber during combat is not being done out of a sense of pride and honor from the jedi or sith , but if my friend got mind controlled and is attacking another person, turning their saber off would be like taking a gun from a raging toddler. All I'm trying to say is I'm willing to accept A LOT for the sake of immersion, but if nothing makes sense even within your universe that's where it becomes hard to immerse myself

She introduces herself as Master. I'm going to do that all the time. Here's your pizza. Call me Master.

The outro music for this episode is perfect. Hopefully we’ll get Kanye or CeeLo Green singing the finale credits of the Acolyte. 🙏

@Stark-Cinema

26 күн бұрын

Almost as good as having Kanye in the gladiator trailer 🥴

Jedi: we would like to conduct tests to the girls…with your permission of course All they had to say was no, and none of this would happen 🤦

Trinity gained an unintended kill streak On the witches due to backlash from the possession ritual on kanaka,the witches on the ritual sight were collateral damage along with mother coral due to her emotion driven desire of retribution on the jedi because of her wife’s death in front of her, and that decisions she previously made involving may(an impressionable child) ended up making her *entire* coven *extinct* because she made may believe that acting in anger against a loved one was the “correct” option : 🤡

The Galaxy far, far away has a flammable stone problem. Come to Earth we have flame resistant rock. We'll trade for other goods for a steep cost

Jabba the Hutt was obviously evil. A drug dealing slaver who had Han Solo trapped and Luke didn't break in, he came to bargain first. These guys just broke in. Hmm..

The way Anasea spoke in episode 3 to the jedi all soft and compliant, I thought that Thorbin was tormented by Koral because she was depicted as the aggressive one. But no Anasea is just manipulatingly evil and that last manipulation to get to Sol's emotions.

Imagine if the roles were switched in that mind manipulation scene. the double standard is strong with this one

But why would it be surprising that a man or men no matter how powerful can't create a child? It's the most accurate thing about this show. I could add the force can't be used to create human life through the dark side of the force.

I love how every single twist/plot point in this show has already been called out by reviewers as soon as the episodes release. The Acodike wanted it to seem like so many twists were happening when really its blatantly obvious what is happening, with the only confusing aspects coming from the points which arent twists and are just in fact bad writing. And also it seems that not only is Anakin not the first born from the force, but the twins arent even the first either. How does Sol know it can create life if not for seeing life being made?

Stark’s recap of The Acolyte is twice as long as The Acolyte and I’m here for it!! 🍿

10:55 In Return of the Jedi, they had speeder bikes used by the military for patrol and law enforcement. The equivalent of fast police bikes. Now THIS marvelous looking piece of equipment is the equivalent of a camper bike. It probably has a button somewhere where a whole shower or even bathroom pops up... 😛

Why is Squidgame Jedi hiding? The Jedi came to the planet specifically because it is full of life and they wanted to find out how the life was created. Then Squidgame finds two kids and a woman. Why not just say Hi, how are you? He is a Jedi master, he shouldn't be scared of two kids and a lady. Then why not just ring the bell on the door? Why is he breaking in? Did Squidgame red the script? Does he knows those are witches that the Jedi hunted?

I am legit worried with this "you can never be a full villain if you are a woman, gay or a minority" that woke media is embracing. Is really stupid how far they will go to forgive every horrible thing that the characters that represent them do. Good and bad people exist in all colors and sizes. If you dont learn that lesson very early you are pretty much screwed on this life.

Mr. Stark, dont you know? Plageius is gonne be behind it all. They're going to pull an "It was Agatha all along" and come time for the last episode, we'll see a shadowy Plageius standing just out of sight and one of the witches who survived will turn and tell him "everything is going according to plan".😑

They have ships that can travel through Hyperspace, but they are not capable of surveying a planet to check for settlements. Logically, you find those in areas with water, fertile soil, and potentially with a natural defense. But hey, what's logic in this show? Also, aren't most Jedi virgins? Why aren't they capable of doing the same as the witches?

Good sir, im now a huge fan of you and the hard work you put into these videos! You bring some comical relief to these disastrous shows lol and at the same time you just bring out some straight facts and the straight-up truth that we all have to hear! Keep up the great work sir! I will await your next video😎

The jokes are strong with this one (You) 😂

oh man i was wondering where was your video, nice i'll watch later while i'm eating. A question, are you going to review the rings of power season 2?

@Stark-Cinema

26 күн бұрын

I plan on doing this I believe!

Why are the Jedi explaining this all to baby Jedi? They are 7 weeks already on the planet, even baby Jedi should know by now what they are looking for. PS: there is a game RPG that kind of have the same story, but they did a way better job making it not boring. It's called Albion. A bunch of scientists travel in a space ship to a planet that suppose to be void of any life to build some mines there to extract resources. Two scientists suppose to scout the planet with a shuttle. The shuttle crash lands on the planet, and they land in a jungle with a lot of flora and fauna, on the supposedly dead planet. The two manage to get out of the shuttle, but it explodes because the planet have a very high oxygen concentration, make the two scientists lose consciousness. They are then rescued by the local alien race.

49:19 The show tries to explain the structure away as an "abandoned mining facility", but that looks like a dam.

I still don't know how Leslie says this is the most important piece of art she has ever worked on. It really speaks volumes of her career.

The plot armor of some characters are denser than the materia of a neutron star. Which is appropriate since so is the writing.

So I haven’t watched the show, but based on my understanding of this, they basically had the power to not only create someone as powerful as Anakin, but also split the conscious mind into two? So they can literally duplicate people??

@Stark-Cinema

26 күн бұрын

Yea absolutely mental m8 this show makes no sense and breaks every rule

They would have been better off doing a backstory on how the first Wookiee vergence was discovered.

It's clear to me now that this Jedi away team was composed of misfits and fuck-ups. It was a mundane, nothingburger of a mission in the first place. No one in command cared much about the mission, and much less wanted to do it themselves, or send their best. Who should we give it to? Master Indara/Trinity, and that dumbass Sol! Throw in lumbering Kelnacca and Indara's impetuous padawan for good measure. Done, son! And when they get the call for guidance, are they surprised at all that this subpar group of Jedi don't know what to do? Oh, it's that team...oy, they've screwed up enough, bring them back.

Your comments at the end are spot on. I love how much you really help give the whole picture of an episode as close to having watched it myself, because im not watching this crap. Your videos are way more entertaining.

Love the power scaling, one Jedi Master can kick the entire coven out of the mind of another Jedi (mind you supposedly combining their powers is the witches' speciality) and accidentally kill them in the process, while a Padawan is handily dealing with all the other witches in physical combat. I wager to guess the Jedi interpretation of the Force is better than the Witches Thread interpretation lmao

I feel so attacked and suppressed. I think I'm going to short Disney.

Excellent video man! Thanks for the in-depth analysis and some great laughs. Love your content

Chris Gore is holding his Funeral for a Franchise, on Wednesday the 17th of 2024.

@Stark-Cinema

24 күн бұрын

Wish they would bring me on!! Mention me in the chat 😂

Kidd you not.....after watching episode 3...the word that came to mind was "nonsensical" .....and now everyone is saying it....HAHHH hilarious.

So, is the vergence something that has happened before for them to know what a vergence is? The writing is so shit

I genuinely feel if you sat everyone in the show down in a room to have 1 good conversations there would be absolutely ZERO conflict. The story telling so absolutely paper thin and the “mystery” element has been such a disaster, literally felt like a kid wrote this show

the jedi are performing their star wars trek ritual

54:41 a human jedi punching the saber out of the hand of a Wookie grip is DUUUUUUUUUMB!

Why the heck were they on the planet for seven weeks without telling Torbin what he was making smoothies for?

@PersonallyPerhaps

24 күн бұрын

He was gaining experience for his back up plan of the Jedi thing didn’t work.

LOL hey dont insult old guys on the beach with metal detectors..this is my life dude dont underestimate the fun lol

Hey KZread Algorithm, I like content so you should show it to more sixty year old women. Thanks.

There are adults writing, acting in, funding, soliciting, and reviewing this show. WHY do we have to still find a way a blame the youth for any of this and make fun of their culture??? 😑