THE ABSOLUTE BEST OF r/RAREINSULTS
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An hour of the top posts from r/Rareinsults on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay ! Video credits below.
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Damien ► / damienlee
Robin ► / xycronva / @xycron
Jack ► / @jaymick
Damien | You look burnt.: 0:00
Robin | 4k Breathing: 12:11
Damien | bruh... calm down: 23:22
Jack | woah that's savage: 35:30
Damien | BE THERE OR BE SQUARE: 48:58
Пікірлер: 3 300
"Until Betty White is gone from this world" that aged well
@yourfinestlocalidiot
2 жыл бұрын
WHY
@DELETED_4CC0UNT
2 жыл бұрын
WHY DID HE HAVE TO SAY THAT
@death_angel1125
2 жыл бұрын
r/agedlikemilk
@Dark-ni5qj
2 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@ruvyzvatsantorno9629
2 жыл бұрын
I looked down at this comment right as he said "until Betty white is gone from the world".... That comment got me fucked up 😂
"Until Betty White is gone from this world you will respect her" Me watching this in 2022
@WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs
2 жыл бұрын
Hello, darkness, my old friend, I've come to talk with you again
@trashtaste7816
2 жыл бұрын
@@WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs timestamp
@aaabbbccc3102
2 жыл бұрын
@@trashtaste7816 45:22
@Kaiserine_Kat
2 жыл бұрын
same
@redhood7524
2 жыл бұрын
Well, that didn't last long.
You know it’s kind of funny the fact that Emkay has Robin do most of the r/rareinsults despite him being more snarky than a toddler who wasn’t able to drink the corrosive liquid under the sink cabinet
@justluna8729
Жыл бұрын
That was.. a rare insult in itself.. I’m impressed and proud of you
@spineythefish
Жыл бұрын
i think you mean damien
@ganondorfmaster7974
Жыл бұрын
@@spineythefish nope, I mean Robin. Nearly all of his reactions are, “i’M 6’ 3,” rAre dOeS nOt eQuAlL fUnnY! cOme oN pEoPle dO bEtteR nExt tIme.”
@darrell3260
Жыл бұрын
r/rareinsults
@e_masters9777
11 ай бұрын
@@ganondorfmaster7974 I think they mean because damien did the most of r/rareinsults
Damien's ability to read a paragraph out loud without messing up, mocks me every night.
@WhiteNoBeard471
6 ай бұрын
tbf he most likely does multiple takes for a lot of them
@HighFireGuys
6 ай бұрын
@@WhiteNoBeard471 Bro, I can take 500 takes and still mess up, I'm still peanut butter and jealous
@WhiteNoBeard471
6 ай бұрын
@@HighFireGuys well damn. Dyslexia's a bitch i guess
“Until Betty white is gone from this world you will respect her name” bad news Damien
@JustMeAri
2 жыл бұрын
I came here to say this
@aryanahallan377
2 жыл бұрын
Videos taken moments before disaster
@kirbfantheepicgamer4538
2 жыл бұрын
@@aryanahallan377 two months*
@coffeecartoons5345
2 жыл бұрын
Aged like fine wine
@akteno2796
2 жыл бұрын
@@aryanahallan377 no, the actual video is way older, this is just a supercut
0:32 “i didn’t watch that movie” dang, Damien did a rare insult himself
@ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss65
2 жыл бұрын
Damn, Damien really did it.
@commentinspector728
2 жыл бұрын
Damn
@snackboxone364
2 жыл бұрын
*THICC DAMN*
@Theducknextdoor
2 жыл бұрын
@@hikamihise1967 hello fricking bot that everyone hates
@alexparraparra4484
2 жыл бұрын
@Тоmmуlnnit 🅥 lol pls
2:58 thats about the best plankton imitation ive ever heard
Why is it that we find out Jack is capable of doing a scottish accent several memes after Frankie Boyle?
Ah man just watching this and the comment Jack makes about not doing Betty dirty until Betty White is gone - makes me sad.
@Godyeater
Жыл бұрын
The likes: unperfect perfection. Me: NOT ANYMORE!
@CreepersNeedHugs
Жыл бұрын
It's actually Robin. Understandable mistake, though, I couldn't tell them apart for a looong time.
@misschanandlerbong753
Жыл бұрын
@@CreepersNeedHugsnah m8 it was Jack
"Until Betty White is gone from this world" *cries in 2022*
@JustMeAri
2 жыл бұрын
Ikr
why did it sound like at 0:11 someone was shooting a arrow in minecraft-
@netts2315
Жыл бұрын
Because he is playing it in the background.
@dsgnrfh
4 ай бұрын
I am playing Minecraft at this exact moment and was kinda concerned tbh
@minecraftexpertstudios7368
Ай бұрын
r/Unexpectedminecraft
Damien, Robin, and Jack, thank you for the laughs, I was having a bit of a tough day, but all is good now!
"Until Betty White is gone from this world you will RESPECT that name" aged very poorly
@talkinonhamm
2 жыл бұрын
Not really
@InservioLetum
2 жыл бұрын
Are you sure you're using that right hun? Betty was very widely loved, and that not changed since her passing.
@fr0st864
Жыл бұрын
@@InservioLetum your iq is the same as alaska´s room temperature
@salt907
7 ай бұрын
BEAT ME TO IT LMAO
49:53 this man be laughing like an asthmatic tea-kettle trying to imitate the sound of a squeegee on a window
@Anotherchild_lol
2 жыл бұрын
Asthmatic tea kettle
@Drag0nmaster
2 жыл бұрын
@@Anotherchild_lol HEY! THAT'S ME!
@Drag0nmaster
2 жыл бұрын
*W H E E Z E*
@Anotherchild_lol
2 жыл бұрын
@@Drag0nmaster _how do you feel about having such a title_
@chaosyeshua1137
2 жыл бұрын
So, Pikamee, basically
I laughed so hard at the 'Lt. Surge' statement I had a coughing fit.
One time I was watching a twitch stream and the streamer and a guest were trying to explain to a troll how to craft a proper insult. I told the streamer that he looked like Tony Hawk found the Fountain of Youth but it was laced with heroin and he laughed so hard he couldn't catch his breath for a couple of minutes. Because it's true.
@lillienorrie4303
Жыл бұрын
which streamer? i have to see the clip of this
@revwroth3698
Жыл бұрын
@@lillienorrie4303 lol I really don't think a clip of that exists and I couldn't tell you what month it was, let alone which episode. I really need to learn how to use the clip feature...
@FranticFrog
Жыл бұрын
@@revwroth3698 That doesnt sound real. I dont want to guess wrong, but you would most likely remember it. So how about this: what streamer?
@itzrcs-5152
Жыл бұрын
@@FranticFrog seeing as they haven't responded, I'm guessing it is fake
@Geothefrog5678
10 ай бұрын
Yep and then obama came out your closet and gave you a high five and an xbox
I lost it at "if brains were gasoline she couldn't run a pissants go cart two laps around a cheerio"
@Trikster1of4
6 ай бұрын
That was me actually 😂
Holy crap did I seriously sit here for an hour watching this? Normally I would lose my interest or distract myself somehow in videos that long, but this kept my attention. I love these so much lmao
@Aratakiittofan
Жыл бұрын
I just realized this video was an hour only after reading your comment-
@chloe._.8110
Жыл бұрын
Emkay crew is funny to the point I can watch several hours of them in a row
@cougarcat8811
Жыл бұрын
yeah i was 50 minutes in when i realized
6:24 He didn't roast him, he cremated him
9:18 bro looks like he’s trying to find the city of gold
"he sounds better with a scottish accent" he says about Gordon Ramsay, the known Scot
@mimistardust3915
2 жыл бұрын
You'd be surprised how completely unknown it is that Gordon is Scottish lmao I just learned that _this year._ He legit just sounds British to me and pretty much everyone else on the planet 😂 The amount of people who call him British in Kitchen Nightmares is astounding.
@shitheedsmackerson4570
2 жыл бұрын
I was just thinking this 🥴
@distemperate
2 жыл бұрын
@@mimistardust3915 9
@beingweirdisnormal8409
2 жыл бұрын
Today years old, when I found out Gordon Ramsay was Scottish
@QuikVidGuy
2 жыл бұрын
@@mimistardust3915 well while Scotland is still technically part of Britain, Gordon was mostly raised in England
Bro I gotta say, I'm thoroughly impressed with the accuracy of that plankton voice.👍👍
@8bitarmory846
2 жыл бұрын
I still remember the Markiplier impression, though I haven't been able to find which vid it was
@pee-soup8950
2 жыл бұрын
@@shizumi9674 dumb bot leaveeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
@Swiftoverdose
Жыл бұрын
@@8bitarmory846very bite of 87 core -robin
3:23 is what killed me lmao
13:49 i was chugging water then i saw that meme. puked water all over my bed and it got in my nose and probably cleaned my sinuses out. it hurts
@AMikuButCHPerson
Ай бұрын
were you ok?-
@cosmicsunshines
Ай бұрын
@@AMikuButCHPerson I don’t remember now 💀
@AMikuButCHPerson
Ай бұрын
@@cosmicsunshines help
*Ah yes, 1h straight of laughing at other people getting insulted.*
@commentinspector728
2 жыл бұрын
You again
@gravity2500
2 жыл бұрын
@@hikamihise1967 did i ask
@a.so4747
2 жыл бұрын
Damn that’s a lot of bots
@sbev
2 жыл бұрын
😐
@kollepii1011
2 жыл бұрын
BRUH, 23 HOURS AND ALREADY 5 BOT COMMENTS
45:22 …when they said “Until Betty white dies” bro that definitely r/agedlikemilk😭☝️
A few weeks ago an acquaintance of mine asked a girl that we are all 100% friend-zoned with if girls measure/compare depth. We had no choice but to unload every rare insult we knew on him
God, I love Damien's laugh. 😂👌
The Damien parts make me realise how much i miss those mouse click sounds. And also Damien used to read without judgement, best example: 10:22. Robin gushing on Reviewbrah is the most wholesome thing ♥
@gl1tch417
2 жыл бұрын
Your name sounds like a Harry Potter spell
@xdesolateone8564
2 жыл бұрын
@@gl1tch417 she looks like a broken hair brush
@22b_gc8
2 жыл бұрын
I have only recently subbed to the channel, what happened to Damien?
@brrrrrr
2 жыл бұрын
@@22b_gc8 he left from the channel i think
@z6xo
2 жыл бұрын
@@gl1tch417 nah its fuckin sims language
27:18 That's what we call a ransom. You steal their supplies, they beg for them back, and then you charge them.
@tinymouse.
2 жыл бұрын
You got me laughing like Damien!
Damien's Plankton voice is so uncannily good bro
19:12 his suit looks animated
9:08 No, that is Miguel from Dreamwork's The Road to El Dorado
@OlliesRandomShenanigans
Ай бұрын
I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO SAW IT OMFG
just finished the r/whenthe and then another one came :D
@gravity2500
2 жыл бұрын
@Sguid Game no
@gravity2500
2 жыл бұрын
@@hikamihise1967 dnc
@firestride9644
2 жыл бұрын
Yes same
@genos9652
2 жыл бұрын
Same
@livingdeadgiRL99999
2 жыл бұрын
Same :D
56:27 this fucking broke me
19:57 it's not "double O", or "OO"; it's "double OO". The original used the word "good", and it's a trick, because it means _four_ o shapes in a row, not just two o letters in a row. The word "food" doesn't, but "good" does. It also only works with lowercase, so it's weird that they used capital OO. Words don't even need two o's to have double oo. good, boob, poop, and goop have it, but so do opposite, nobody, dodo, and voodoo has five.
That “until Betty white is gone from this world” one aged like a chopped avocado
I love how in 48:58 Damien decided he wanted to be Bill Cipher.
9:13 SKYRIM FRICK YEAH
Hey. Birch is useful for the "support beams" or the corners that can only be seen on the outside of your house, and to make light floors if oak isn't light enough.
53:27 hey they caught Peter griffin
27:35 this meme got ingrained into my memory and actually helped me memorize how many feet in a mile
@beefywings7689
2 жыл бұрын
SAME
@chirpysharkmusic5312
2 жыл бұрын
I did the same but it flopped and I only remembered 280 and not the 5 and know I’m going to court for mass murder because Jack told me to
@ICNHH
2 жыл бұрын
@@chirpysharkmusic5312 what the fuck
4:16 Your Offspring is Offfall
here is a good insult. "You're giving off Doofenshmirtz vibes." but don't tell them which one, because they're all horrible.
@sbevsstuff
11 күн бұрын
I know a pretty good insult You look like a helluva boss fan
@milliebingham5930
11 күн бұрын
@@sbevsstuff Good for you. You Really got me there!
@sbevsstuff
11 күн бұрын
@@milliebingham5930 at least I'm not a person who supports zoos!
@milliebingham5930
11 күн бұрын
@@sbevsstuff Why don't you explain that? I live under a rock.
@milliebingham5930
11 күн бұрын
@@sbevsstuff I didn't about any zoophilia allegations until you mentioned it.
45:25 - Well I guess he can insult the name Betty now
@peaceandlongboarding4283
2 жыл бұрын
YOU WILL STILL RESPECT THE NAME
"Until Betty White is gone from this world, you will respect that name, sir!" Oof.
Noooo! They did my boy Ian dirty. There's no need to bring up his addiction to French firearms.
15:22 this man is the human embodiment of when i copy and paste the left eye to the right eye and then flip the canvas
As a guy that stands at 5'0" with a fiance that's 5'8" and a boyfriend that's 6'3", I can say that long distance relationships work. Edit: this is a happy polyamorous relationship.
@denyhaguilar679
2 жыл бұрын
Wait a minute....
@eojamgil
2 жыл бұрын
Hol up
@Lonkthesobble
2 жыл бұрын
Hold tf up
@scrypt1x796
2 жыл бұрын
I'm hoping this is just polyamory
@YaGurlRiley
2 жыл бұрын
@@scrypt1x796 Same
29:51 sooo Japanese here, I just really want to qualify that NO ONE says Arigato Sensei to their teachers, first saying arigato to a superior person is disrespectful and rude, then the grammar is wrong. it is Sensei, Arigatougozaimasu, (先生ありがとうございます.) Also, Japan is not what people say it is, it is a NORMAL COUNTRY- no one speaks any cuter, no one says things any more romantically. Its actually more boring then other country, just to let you guys know.
@Mr.Agateophile.
2 жыл бұрын
I mean, I know you're right, but I bet you still speak pretty cute.
@Dusple
2 жыл бұрын
@@Mr.Agateophile. 0v0
@sammygfilms9393
2 жыл бұрын
When you learn how to properly thank a teacher in Japanese from a KZread comment 😃
@Dusple
2 жыл бұрын
@@sammygfilms9393 The internet can be strange in most ways
@gordonramsayslambsauce
2 жыл бұрын
no bc im not even Japanese, I've been watching anime since I was 6 and spent like a month learning the language off of some shitty app and I still understand basic respect?? I know some about Japanese culture, but certainly not a lot, yet I've picked this shit up? Like anybody who has ever seen or experienced real Japanese culture (not in anime) can pick basic mannerisms up. Twitter anime kids just like to project their love of little girls onto Japan and pass it off as "just enjoying the culture" it's so weird
8:18 this made me spit out water through my nose
35:26 love how the insult for this particular one was cut off.
The fact that Damien has no clue what the context for that Mikeala Long video was and said "she's trying her best" was *chef's kiss* 😂
Me: “Omg poor Quackity…… anyways.” Goes to show on a media share he does later in the future. 44:34
28:36 That's tough talk coming from someone who managed to fit a comma splice into a two-word sentence, Nicole.
25:26 about as hot as a freezer made of solid methane
Damien YOU KILLED IT 10:07. You are the best censor man.
I am utterly speechless after viewing this video, the amount of creativity in these people is insane.
2:39 -I’m not suprised by how the hell he messed up that order, but more of what the hell is wrong with the table he placed them on
31:48 **Sokka would like to know your location*
13:24 "by miracle" yea right
27:35 the British actually created the imperial system and then forced the colonies to use it and now they insult us for using it
@canaisyoung3601
2 жыл бұрын
What kind of crap is that?
@eltea1
2 жыл бұрын
Most bri'ish people still use the imperial system
i cant believe i watched a whole ass hour of this. gah dayhm. great content as always, emkay. keep it up!
38:50 LOLOLOLOLOL!!!! I will admit it took me a second, but damn! That is quite the burn
44:55 to be fair, it doesn't help his image that he gets paid 300% more than the developers at Activision and got a 500k stock bonus after firing 800 people last year
15:24 -- HEY! You be nice to LegalEagle! Devin is awesome, and he has been actively attempting to fix nasty policies and laws in Washington. He's an excellent KZreadr, and a really great person to boot. (For a lawyer ;) ) As Devin says though, everyone hates a lawyer until you need one. Very true facts.
@DoYouSeeBananaManTH
2 жыл бұрын
Ok
@Doublemonk0506
2 жыл бұрын
And if you aren't nice to him, he will see you in court...
@DoYouSeeBananaManTH
2 жыл бұрын
@@Doublemonk0506 ok
@IMakePeopleSaltyApparently
2 жыл бұрын
@@DoYouSeeBananaManTH when you don't watch something so you don't get the references in the comments and still feel offended enough to respond to both with no context
@DoYouSeeBananaManTH
2 жыл бұрын
@@IMakePeopleSaltyApparently ok that’s me
I am gonna make this time stamp so I can watch this part again lmao 24:28
@theeidiot6375
2 жыл бұрын
Gonna save that for later 😎
OMG your plankton impression is impeccable!!
39:57 I had to go back and listen again to see if I really heard him say “i-OWE-uh”
45:23 rip Betty white
“you’re so dumb you wouldn’t be able to hit water if i pushed you out of a boat in the middle of a lake” is perhaps my favorite way that i’ve ever heard another person be called an idiot
This video keeps making me laugh out loud with my headphones on and scaring my baby lol
28:25 R Lee Ermey might just as well be the mascot of /r/rareinsults. The first half of the movie Full Metal Jacket is like a rare insults mixtape. He was originally just going to be a consultant for the movie, but he put together a demo reel of insults, which convinced the director to cast him. Some of his lines were even ad-libbed.
@gentlemanzackp6591
Жыл бұрын
yep, film crew was told by director if they laughed they had to pay the rounds at a local bar. many failed lol and people were drunk those following months of filming
This is where i will get my insults from the next time i get into an argument
"I wave my wanna falana olubnmi" still gets me every time
I just recently found your channel and you are really funny!
100 years ago: In the 2020s we'll have flying cars and robot maids 100 years later: 1 hour of people laughing at roasts
Nobody roasts Charlie better than the people who love him and his videos and I think that's beautiful
TBH I listen to these mostly to hear Emkay laugh!
whenever I am having an episode i come to this video specifically thank you so much
38:43 - Holly Sh*t! That was good.
17:33 I legit thought he was the coat hanger
13:15 my guy really does look like Mr. Bean
0:44 seconds in and my brain already found a way to bring up bug fables
26:12 there was a kid at my old school who did that (we were in seventh grade)
5:57 thats a insult to ps2
All lifeguards have multiple certifications and can outswim your neglected beta fish
3:09 Imagine trying to insult kids when you don’t know as an adult that “left” doesn’t equal west.
12:22 Hey, that's nothing - I once dated a girl who looks like a baby, a teen, and a middle-aged mom at the same time.
"Until betty white is gone from this world you will respect that name." r/agedlikemilk
53:11 my man looks like he deep fried himself somewhere in through this process
32:26 being a geography nerd, i am going to start using the second half of that in my day to day life.
The way Damien just came into the video at 23:23 made me think he was dollar store corpse for a minute 🤣 (SORRY DAMIEN!!!)
*23:17** ah yes, attempt to insult smart disabled children, with that image… aren’t they a genius!*
50:03 THE SCREAM AND WTF BOOM AT THE END THOUGH LMFAOOOO
45:20 Jack, sweet lovable jack, if you ever even have so much as a thought about jinxing the world like this ever again I will sit down and have a nice cup of tea with you, then I will kidnap you and force you to read the entire r/vore sub (with pictures)
10:47 "Post that on Reddit and I'll grind you like cheese."
I laughed way too hard at "you cup of decaf."
30:56 Wreck-it Ralph became a college professor just to find out he's still not feeling smart and decided to throw himself out into the Internet again in hopes that people would just praise him one more time. But they didn't.
33:17 dude looks like tiger king if he went to the gym instead of a meth house.
@alexparraparra4484
2 жыл бұрын
Dude this needs more likes