took me a while to notice the state shapes were all fucky wucky

@skinlizard2251

3 жыл бұрын

Hi Cyranekcal alslo no only some of them just a just a few of them are weird no just a couple m a some of the

@hibiscus_utube

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah it took me a minute to realize that one of them was actually the batman logo

@strideryourself

3 жыл бұрын

@@hibiscus_utube I LIVE THERE (unfortunately) AND I DIDNT NOTICE THE FIRST TIME

@beckettram8800

3 жыл бұрын

took me til south carolina to pay attention

@pixelfish3395

3 жыл бұрын

@@strideryourself you never hear anything South Carolina. All the cool shit seems to happen in North Carolina

"Florida has no official state nightmare." Yeah, that tracks.

@jeanmichellelaurent

3 жыл бұрын

That's because florida is america's nightmare

@noonedream9333

3 жыл бұрын

The real nightmare is waking up and realizing you live in Florida

@androuburgess5930

3 жыл бұрын

Um...one word: MAR-A-LAGO! (Need I say more?)

@sampla370

3 жыл бұрын

Some may say as rumors have it that Florida is in it's own ways it's own nightmare

@imlikeheroin2

3 жыл бұрын

Florida Nightmare: You're from Florida. Sincerely, A Floridian

hey guys currently in church I hope there’s no sharks in here edit: OH GOD

@decimace

3 жыл бұрын

HOLY SHIT WHAT

@BradySpector

3 жыл бұрын

And that’s the last anyone heard from octangula, their fucking dead now

@largeboi4678

3 жыл бұрын

@@BradySpector I heard that they talked to the wind, so they deserved it

@dogmilk7972

2 жыл бұрын

@@largeboi4678 grammy warned them.

@largeboi4678

2 жыл бұрын

@@dogmilk7972 But they didn’t listen, did they?

i love how urgent neil is when saying "YOU PICK UP A HAT FROM THE FLOOR AND THERES A BRAIN UNDERNEATH"

@Infinite_Archive

2 жыл бұрын

It's a serious event.

@Xbalanque84

Жыл бұрын

Not far from what happened in _Tremors._

@BlueBird180

11 ай бұрын

For Kentucky

@impwolf

10 ай бұрын

david lynch intonation

@Moshugaani

10 ай бұрын

Cannot lie, if I found a brain underneath a hat, I would have a hard time controlling the urge to stomp on it!

There's something hilarious about the brutal simplicity of "You're stuck in a fridge that's been turned to face a wall."

@aubreytrottier

3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes Alabama

@capnbug

3 жыл бұрын

Its horrifying tho

@cking4869

3 жыл бұрын

The fact that it has been deliberately turned is more disturbing that just saying "You're stuck in a fridge facing a wall." Makes it feel much more malicious

@nickythehickey

3 жыл бұрын

“Meat ghost”

@iamaperson4841

3 жыл бұрын

Okay but would that been fuckn horrifying Like, ik this is some twisted cowinkydink that im from Alabama but God damn how is that not fuckn scary Roll Tide.

2:46 cracks me up. "you somehow just know."

@konkie3657

3 жыл бұрын

how did it take you until yesterday to see this video

@grunderwaltz4072

3 жыл бұрын

Asmongold has a very busy streaming schedule.

@DeSinc

3 жыл бұрын

@@konkie3657 I saw it when it came out but I actually don't think I realised it was neil back then lol, just realised it now when I re-found it randomly

@konkie3657

3 жыл бұрын

@@DeSinc ah that makes more sense. have my babies

@huel4896

3 жыл бұрын

@@DeSinc u in Rhode Island too?

the delivery of the second "Grammy warned you!" gets to me every time

"Not a nightmare, so much as a genuinely sad dream about the death of Mario" March 31, 2021, it became real.

@holdingpattern245

Жыл бұрын

is it relevant that this is a day before April Fool's

The fact that you had to loudly proclaim "evil sexual genie" in a crowded room tickles me to no end

@hickorymccay2994

5 жыл бұрын

69 likes!

@LowSupport

5 жыл бұрын

169 likes!!

@Noodles4Ever1000

4 жыл бұрын

LET'S GET IT TO 369 Y'ALL

@connorbrutuskat4262

4 жыл бұрын

On camera

@Sirenhound

3 жыл бұрын

by a caveman?

i feel like these could all be lemon demon songs

@Kiwibr_o

3 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: this is just his 50 song album being teased without us realizing

@pixeliien

3 жыл бұрын

@@Kiwibr_o god i hope so

@masterthg3137

3 жыл бұрын

This is going to be Neil Cicierega's State Songs isn't it?

@nikofox8513

3 жыл бұрын

I can already hear "Missouri Misery"

@TacocatX

3 жыл бұрын

Missouri is soft fuzzy man

Missouri makes me laugh every time, everything about it is perfect from the lack of context, the way he delivers it and to the fact that the entire time, it looks like he's about to burst out laughing Also, when he said 'fell for a human sized mousetrap', I immediately assumed it meant you fell in love with said giant mousetrap and I was sitting there trying to figure out why that's considered a nightmare

@ItsRubyGD

3 жыл бұрын

its only a nightmare when you inevitably realize that you'll have to tell people that you're dating a human sized mousetrap, and then have to plan the wedding with said mousetrap

@CuppaBro1

2 жыл бұрын

The only difference is how long it takes for the trap to spring on you. Either way, yeowch!

@Xbalanque84

Жыл бұрын

Thank you for putting that last thought in my head. I'll give it a good home.

@rexix

Жыл бұрын

i thought that too- it took me an embarrassingly long time to realise what it meant

@howdoipickaname9815

Жыл бұрын

300th

this is enough material for 5 years of uninterrupted comedy. it's like the nuclear fuel of jokes

@marscooktop

8 ай бұрын

well, it’s at five years now. still funny as hell

I wish Neil Cicierega was real 😔

@salemmarz3809

3 жыл бұрын

BAHAHAHA

@strummernefferdorf1213

3 жыл бұрын

BREAKING NEWS HE HAS BEEN FOUND INSIDE A VIDEO GAME MACHINE

@himeruP

3 жыл бұрын

me too :(

@forg7611

3 жыл бұрын

@@strummernefferdorf1213 UPDATE: THE NEWS REPORTERS REPORTED THAT HE DIED

@strummernefferdorf1213

3 жыл бұрын

@@forg7611 but all of his organs could be moving on inside...

"washington: heath ledger's joker won't stop asking you to prom" aint that just the plot of the lego batman movie

@cartoongraveyard4643

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@asbestos-freecomedy

3 жыл бұрын

or is it 10 things I hate about you??

@58mph48

3 жыл бұрын

Can confirm that 73% of people in Wenatchee are disproportionate block-men wearing black cowls and spandex.

@jeanmichellelaurent

3 жыл бұрын

Please go with me to the prom, everynight you don't people will die, starting tonight

@bleachdrinker69

3 жыл бұрын

@@asbestos-freecomedy Facts

1:48 this is an amazing idea for a game

1:40 Is this the plot of Soft Fuzzy Man?

@dysfunctionalcaramel3821

3 жыл бұрын

It was sexy wind *shrugs *

@ItsRubyGD

3 жыл бұрын

@@dysfunctionalcaramel3821 sexy wind... i

@limezazzy2813

25 күн бұрын

Yes

@Reiiven

23 күн бұрын

Isn’t it also the plot of homestuck or should I go to sleep

We got yelled at by a testy, townie weirdo in Salem while shooting the first shot for this.

@GuaranteedVideo

6 жыл бұрын

Also- 4k!

@DurradonXylles

6 жыл бұрын

I've been yelled at some of the weird locals in Salem for simply walking with a Red Sox cap on, telling me that I shouldn't be allowed to wear it because I'm not from there and it's "Not your team". ...Except I'm from Maine. Never change, Salem.

@AGrayPhantom

6 жыл бұрын

Salem, Massachusetts?

@GuaranteedVideo

6 жыл бұрын

Yup. Lovely town, but a few awful dudes roaming about.

@telathys

6 жыл бұрын

I fuckin' knew that game store looked familiar

I accidentally opened this and Mouth Dreams and they were playing at the same time and I really thought that this was part of Mouth Dreams and I was really frustrated that I couldn't hear the list of state nightmares clearly under the increasingly louder "yahooooo"s.

@Mothpuff

3 жыл бұрын

That sounds like a state nightmare itself.

@radioactiveseaotter

3 жыл бұрын

@@ratemisia the state never became: Puerto Rico

@francesatty7022

3 жыл бұрын

you inspired me. kzread.info/dash/bejne/g4aij8uCqteYfLQ.html

@francesatty7022

3 жыл бұрын

sorry, my bad, i misread your comment here's the true to your word version kzread.info/dash/bejne/polpxZekf7mrdtY.html

@rhythmkittyfever

3 жыл бұрын

new state nightmare leaked?

2:27 I was just waiting for Ohio, and then North Dakota hit me like a truck.

@oberonpanopticon

Жыл бұрын

absolutely the scariest out of all of these, no competition

@AAAAAAAAAAAA4AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

10 ай бұрын

two trucks

@Raysilly

7 ай бұрын

REAL

The quotation marks around the small “Human” skeleton makes me wonder what the skeleton actually was

A lot of the state shapes are intentionally wrong for jokes but the thing about South Dakota being wrong is you wouldn’t even know it was wrong unless you lived here and that’s why im crying right now.

@JavierFernandez01

6 жыл бұрын

Seymour O ..looove huuurts..

@dead_kennedys7870

5 жыл бұрын

I don’t live in S Dakota but I had a feeling it was wrong. Just felt like something they’d do.

@connor48880

4 жыл бұрын

Damn I didn’t even know that Like, Oregon and South Carolina we’re obvious, but I really wouldn’t have known unless you said.

@edwardnygma8533

4 жыл бұрын

...is...is that... NORTH Dakota?

@inhalemusic8926

4 жыл бұрын

@@edwardnygma8533 they just turned north dakota upside down

"You find a room in your house that you never knew about and all your old pets are in there just starving to death" This one is genuinely unsettling

@illkitty

4 жыл бұрын

Neil opened up in a podcast that this was once a real nightmare he had. I guess it always sort of haunted him, like those nightmares we remember from childhood.

@obliviousotterI

4 жыл бұрын

That's just finding your old DS with your animal crossing town rotting away on it

@justvibin1447

3 жыл бұрын

This is actually a recurring nightmare I have and it's very upsetting

@haruthegremlin

3 жыл бұрын

when you open your old neopets account for the first time in years

@DeAnnaSkedel

3 жыл бұрын

yeah, its pretty upsetting but... opening your old neopets acc be like

i love the absolute conviction which he says "THERE'S A SHARK LOOSE IN CHURCH!" with

i'm from kentucky but "you accidentally break a flute that represents your imagination" really hit me

Some of these could also work as alternative state mottos. "Rhode Island: You Somehow Just Know That Your Soul is Gone"

@hudgynsasdarl6967

6 жыл бұрын

Nebraska *Meat Ghost*

@JTF544

6 жыл бұрын

RandomDude Tennessee, a realistic medieval prison experience

@fellower

6 жыл бұрын

your profile picture is off center and that bothers me

@Rhlgull1331

5 жыл бұрын

Come to Pennsylvania! “There’s a shark loose in church!”

@Kinzsters172

5 жыл бұрын

RandomDude Missouri: GRAMMY WARNED YOU!

"Colorado: You Find a Tiny Dead Human Body in a Vacuum Bag" Otherwise known as, the darker ending of My Trains

@cawareyoudoin7379

3 жыл бұрын

WHACHU GONNA DO HUH? *roomba passes trough the room*

@DeAnnaSkedel

3 жыл бұрын

Oh no

@superiorratolive8528

3 жыл бұрын

OH NO

@coolarteriesman

3 жыл бұрын

the tiny man has been defeated,,,

@strideryourself

3 жыл бұрын

@@coolarteriesman are your arteries ok now?

2:43 im from pennsylvania and im honored

@meli_lemon_real

3 жыл бұрын

same!!

This was shot entirely in Salem MA, which is freaky, because it's my home City. That giant ice cream cone is extremely recognizable to every single local here, and I cannot believe that Neil stood next to it. Small. World.

@howdoipickaname9815

Жыл бұрын

He didn’t go to every single state to film??

I feel like these are all nightmares Neil has actually had.

@gido9467

6 жыл бұрын

furnacebreathNick When you sleep in a state for the first time you always have the official nightmare. Whether or not you remember it.

@DJMouthwash

5 жыл бұрын

I know I've had a couple. That one with the room full of starving pets hits home hard.

@crazyclaw9088

5 жыл бұрын

He mentioned in the podcast I think at least the one about dead pets is his

@justincoleman3805

4 жыл бұрын

Even though Florida doesn’t have one, it’s still not worth it to go there.

@penntopaper9305

4 жыл бұрын

"North Dakoto: You're pregnant with Invader Zim."

"Oregon" (shows Abraham Lincoln) "South Carolina" (shows Batman logo) "South Dakota" (shows North Dakota, but upside down) "Virginia" (shows a fish)

@fart8449

3 жыл бұрын

And South Dakota isn't actually South Dakota

This is actually really well made, and i'll explain why The simplicity of all these nightmares is fantastic. "You're stuck in a fridge that's facing a wall" sounds creepy on its own, but when you add "It's been turned to face a wall" it makes it more clear that somebody manually forced the fridge to face a wall, and it sounds a lot more brutal. Most of the other nightmares have the same thing. "Your dad dies from a small static shock from a doorknob" manages to make a parental death funny. Adding the words "small static shock" makes it even more hilarious from knowing that static shocks don't kill people, especially if it's a small one from a doorknob. One of my favorite parts about this video is the variation. Some of the nightmares are barely 5 words long, and some of them are a whole ass paragraph with way more details than it needs. It makes the video much more jarring in a way thats hard to explain in words. Nightmares such as "Multiple Crying Babies" could include a lot more context, but you chose to make it as small as possible. However, nightmares like "You're in a clawfoot bathtub, and you look behind you and etc etc etc" could simply be shortened to "You look behind you while you're bathing and see Jesus Christ" or something similar, but you chose to add much more context than you need, such as mentioning it was a Clawfoot bathtub, and even adding "so" at the beginning, along with hand motions to signify how long and lengthy the nightmare is. I also want to point out what you did with Florida. The addition of one of the states having no nightmare is quite ingenious. I've always liked it when people add things like this. You made the video feel way more realistic just by this one small detail. What's funny is that there's a lot of people who live in Florida, and your intent was to confuse or piss them off. I like how you used Florida as oppose to any other state, because Florida is one of the more well known places, and lots of people talk about how many hurricanes occur there, and how hot and sunny it always is. Normally someone would expect a significant nightmare, but all you hear is "Florida has no official state nightmare." Which manages to make the video more jarring than it already is. What I'm saying is, I love this video and everything about it. It manages to be so stupid and yet so ingenious at the same time, and I just have to applaud you for that.

@xander799

2 жыл бұрын

The most condescending KZread comment ever

@dharrius_archive

2 жыл бұрын

I loved reading through this!! Such a nice and detailed analysis, good job!!

@pandapops5428

2 жыл бұрын

The duality man above me

@spilledsoup7391

2 жыл бұрын

florida has no state nightmare because the true nightmare is having to live there

@griffinoconnor1523

Жыл бұрын

Thanks for explaining the joke to everyone

2:34 I remember this episode of adventure time

These aren’t nightmares, they’re just ideas for OK Go music videos.

@thrownstair

4 жыл бұрын

I wish that OK GO had the confidence to make a video about Mario dying.

@interweb_loser

4 жыл бұрын

I see, a man of culture.

@calcifer6142

3 жыл бұрын

_wheeze_

@jeanmichellelaurent

3 жыл бұрын

@@thrownstair Or the joker asking me to the prom

@nebuluna78

3 жыл бұрын

No special effects

Puerto Rico: you’re halfway through trying to put on a long sleeved shirt but there’s always a ceiling fan directly above you.

@massaroni6903

2 жыл бұрын

he should add this

@Xbalanque84

Жыл бұрын

​@@massaroni6903 Sadly, Puerto Rico is not officially a state.

@Xbalanque84

Жыл бұрын

This one hits surprisingly close to home.

This feels so distinctly like a Brian David Gilbert video that I am shocked every time I see it and realize it is, in fact, the other unreasonably funny internet guy.

3:18 he walks up and says that with such confidence that i am simply left here flabbergasted

I like to imagine that this video was filmed in real time and Neil and the cameraman were just teleporting across the 50 states.

@sealedtugboat9965

Жыл бұрын

Camera man is teleporting to all Niels clones

I hate that in some weird terrifying coincidence, I (a minnesotan) actually had a nightmare about not a surgeon, but a dentist opened up my torso and poured spaghetti O's into me and sewed me back up and I woke up crying because of how scary it was

@meowdynyall9284

3 жыл бұрын

It’s not a coincidence, that’s just how state nightmares work.

Neil looks genuinely concerned when he says "You pick up a hat and there's a BRAIN underneath it"

Imagine if someone took all of these ideas and made a horror game out of them.

I was excited to see Florida, and got a little disappointed there was none, but then I realized that living here IS the nightmare and sleep is the only time Floridians can be truly at peace. Unless we dream of the Great Gator Invasion of '94. *shivers*

@GlennMagusHarvey

6 жыл бұрын

I prefer dreaming that all of us are dragons and we've built an extensive network of high-rises with the waters of the Everglades running below all our buildings making us look like we live in a floating city.

@cheesewizard3965

4 жыл бұрын

The Great Gator Invasion of ‘94 was when the gaters invaded our dreams

@blarg2429

3 жыл бұрын

Alternatively, the Floridian state nightmare is lacking a state nightmare.

@lusciousmustard5476

3 жыл бұрын

The true Floridian nightmare is the idea of Gatorland but with chimps

@Tsochar

3 жыл бұрын

Nah, my recurring nightmare is where it's Hurricane Andrew, but somehow during the Gator Invasion.

i like how most of them are really specific and elaborate and then theres just *Meat Ghost*

@massaroni6903

2 жыл бұрын

"Multiplying Crying Babies"

@Xbalanque84

Жыл бұрын

He predicted _Ghostbleed._

Some how the thing that shocked me the most about this whole video was just the mention of Invader Zim

@strudeltoasty

11 ай бұрын

RIGHT?? so random

@adhesivemedicalstrips

11 ай бұрын

@@strudeltoasty It made me so happy tho

Honestly, every nightmare here could be a really funny or interesting writing prompt.

"North Dakota: youre pregnant with Invader Zim" I AM W H E E Z I N G

@invaderzim3301

4 жыл бұрын

Probably cause I stole your lungs.

@calcifer6142

3 жыл бұрын

@@invaderzim3301 IT'S YOU

@invaderzim3301

3 жыл бұрын

@@calcifer6142 Yes, yes. I AM ZIM!

@drizzlecake

3 жыл бұрын

@@invaderzim3301 its been six months can i have my lungs back now :(

@invaderzim3301

3 жыл бұрын

@@drizzlecake No. I still need them.

How the hell did I even manage to notice that your South Dakota is just an upside-down North Dakota

3:03 pardon-

Jokes on you, every Lemon Demon song is about North Dakota. All of the songs are in some way related to being pregnant with Invader Zim.

@JINXXOPI

3 жыл бұрын

this is actually true because neil invented everything!

So THAT'S why I keep dreaming about sitcom skeletons

@mr.boppin1200

6 жыл бұрын

Now I see _you_ everywhere Quinton. I'd like to see ya on Sardonicast!

@DerpyShoes

6 жыл бұрын

Yo Quinton, that's like the third implication I've seen, are you from Iowa? Because I think that's neat, and may decide to stalk you.

@tehlazyprop

6 жыл бұрын

My dream was the same except the skeletons on the island were the cast of "According to Jim." Am I living in an alternate reality Iowa?

@hw7202

6 жыл бұрын

Now review that thing you we're going to review!

@doctorrdingus

6 жыл бұрын

quinton is a babe

"You're pregnant, with invader zim" is a statement that knocks the wind out of me

"rhode island: you somehow just know that your soul is gone" so true neil. thanks for putting my deepest darkest thoughts into words

0:35 JERMA?!

@badending2196

Жыл бұрын

Yes

"Julie Andrews Yells At You To Shut Up" made me involuntarily shout, "NO!!" in horror.

I appreciate that these all sound like genuine dreams people might have. When people make up dreams they never sound real. But these all hit the "bizarre and frightening but just enough logic" sweet spot of a real dream.

"New jersey, you find a room in your house that you never knew about, and all your old pets are in there just starving to death"

i watch this so often i now have the nightmares memorized lmao

i appreciate neil because for florida, he just said "florida has no official nightmare" but he didnt follow that with "because florida is the nightmare" like the idiots in the comments because he knew that'd be over explaining the joke. it was perfectly subtle. people need to take notes.

America isn't the only country with official state nightmares. Australia has them too!: New South Wales- After doing a yard sale, you realize you unknowingly sold all of your organs. Queensland- You wake up to find that the government is turning your house into a tourist trap. South Australia- You go to your parents for dinner one night, and they're forcing you to eat sand. Tasmania- In order to pass gym class, you have to act in a direct-to-video movie about Garfield becoming a pirate. Victoria- You drop your grocery bag, which initially just annoys you, before you realize that it contained the antidote to the poison you're inflicted with. West Australia- You start a job at a mine, only to realize that you're mining the corpses of your in-laws.

@wolfswitcheryanimations6388

3 жыл бұрын

Me, an nsw person: ah shit ive done it again

@calcifer6142

3 жыл бұрын

you and neil both have an extremely weird talent

@malamindulo

3 жыл бұрын

@@calcifer6142 Eh, I’m not sure if I would say that. I’d says me and Neil likely have the same sense of humor.

@jeanmichellelaurent

3 жыл бұрын

England : You wake up and realise you were drowning in quicksand Scotland : The Loch ness Monster wants to play fornite with you but you are late for school Wales : The Doctor and Tom jones have a sword fight for a packet of doritos Nothern Ireland : It rains outside every time you pee

@Tolyuhh

3 жыл бұрын

I have had the Queensland nightmare, despite being New South Welsh.

As a texan I can confirm that being buried alive in the big bird costume is indeed, a state wide nightmare

@anonymoushuman1203

3 жыл бұрын

Every time I go there I momentarily pass out and suddenly being buried alive in a big bird costume. I have to go there for doctors appointments but I feel like It's not worth it

Neil seems like he gives great hugs.

Ah yes, Oregon, the head-shaped state. The nostril lake is beautiful come springtime, the green water teeming with fish and the pollen-laden wind blowing through the trees.

@Silverwind87

3 жыл бұрын

Don't forget South Carolina, the Batman state. Every streetlight is a Bat Signal!

@goosejuice2839

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t forget virgina, well known for its aquatic studies

@nofivefivesevenseven

2 жыл бұрын

As an Oregonian, accurate

Florida *_is_* the nightmare

@DurradonXylles

6 жыл бұрын

Or, OR, they cannot dream of anything more horrible than what they passed by on their way to or from work that day.

@Frabjous1

6 жыл бұрын

In Florida, there is no nightmare worse than waking up in the morning to face another day.

@slick4533

6 жыл бұрын

As a Floridian I can say that Florida is literally hell

@InnuendoStudios

6 жыл бұрын

Florida is every other state's unofficial nightmare.

@Willllow

6 жыл бұрын

Why do I see you on like 50% of the videos I watch?

2 years later, and this is still one of my all time faves. This needs more views, I feel like half of them came from me.

"you're pregnant with invader zim"😭

I can see why that nightmare is popular in Missouri, considering our surplus of both wind and grammie.

@MetaKaios

6 жыл бұрын

Why, how many grammys -have you won- do you have?

@PanAndScanBuddy

6 жыл бұрын

Grammy warned you!

@JavierFernandez01

6 жыл бұрын

HardLeg Gaming I hear wind is the devil.. But I used to call the winds and bert can tell you.. It went where I was telling it...

@AylaMarionSU

6 жыл бұрын

my great grandma lives in Missouri what the heck

@connorschneider7613

6 жыл бұрын

Hardleg what the fuck are you doing here I was literally just watching your Deck Profiles

The cool part is how these perfectly capture dream logic

i don’t know why, but i just love the dude playing the sax while neil describes ohio’s state nightmare

As an Ohioan, I can confirm, I have once had a dream about being caught in a human mousetrap..if you count a car as a human mouse trap..and it's flying of a cliff....and also there is a deer right beside you reading you the lyrics to YMCA while crying about his dead wife he just saw on the road, which is the reason your car if flying off a cliff because you tried to swerve around it but you flew off the road.

@PixelMan572

Жыл бұрын

bro?

@thutchins08

Жыл бұрын

@@PixelMan572 looking back at this comment now, I still remember this exact dream…

“YOUR PREGNANT WITH INVADER ZIM.”

That New York one explains Vinesauce.

@mobius273

6 жыл бұрын

Jeeves Anthrozaur IVE BEEN DEAD FOR 10 YEARS LUIGI, ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD.

@kingdedede8064

6 жыл бұрын

_"But Mario, I've been there with you to the Mushroom Kingdom!"_

@F1areon

6 жыл бұрын

So MARIO is the one w/ Terminal 7, not Luigi?

@connordavis4231

5 жыл бұрын

"The princess, she's real!" "That was a dead hooker Luigi"

@PoorStargazer

5 жыл бұрын

MARIO'S GOT TERMINAL 7, LUIGI

I don't know what's worse, the North Dakota nightmare or the fact that Florida ironically has no state nightmare.

"A surgeon pours spaghetti into your chest" I think that may be my nightmare

How many social studies credits can I get by watching this video?

@plushs

6 жыл бұрын

30

@BillyBobJimJoeJeffJr

6 жыл бұрын

-5

@benjaminp.771

6 жыл бұрын

69

@Cybird0099

6 жыл бұрын

All of them. All 50

@staudinga

6 жыл бұрын

Yes.

Is “Evil Sexual Genie” not just the premise of Hellraiser?

@KaaneDragonShinobi

5 жыл бұрын

Wow. I never thought of that before. But now I can't unthink it.

@gratefulcranegames

3 жыл бұрын

I feel like it's Jafar in his genie form

*THERES A SHARK LOOSE IN CHURCH!* absolutely killed me but i think it was less because funny and more because ive been watching this video for 3 minutes and this is now my sense of humor

I have no doubts that Neil has actually had half of these nightmares

"Tennessee: A Realistic Medieval Prison Experience" I thought we were talking about nightmares, not reality.

@Blade383210

6 жыл бұрын

GutsGetter sadly is true

@JTF544

6 жыл бұрын

Gottem

@peytonalexander5300

6 жыл бұрын

Hey hey hey. At least we have running water unlike those dirty Alabamians.

@hudgynsasdarl6967

6 жыл бұрын

Alabama has a lot of water, it's just frozen and inaccessible.

@Scatmanseth

6 жыл бұрын

Could be worse, our prisons could be in Michigan

I love how Florida doesn’t have a state nightmare it’s Florida, every day is a nightmare

@Silverwind87

3 жыл бұрын

Florida doesn't actually exist, it's only there because it's imprinted in the collective unconscious of everyone in America. It _is_ a bad dream.

@b_megamaths

3 жыл бұрын

Au contraire, Florida doesn't have a state nightmare because life is too good for there to be any.

@virid2158

3 жыл бұрын

florida is the fucking bomb

@SomeYouTubeTraveler

3 жыл бұрын

Florida: "You're actually in it now, and you'll never wake up."

@YuukiTakemoto1996

3 жыл бұрын

Well you guys had an alien-xenophobic robot for a while...

2:50 🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇

1:59. I like that his description of Nevada fits Project Nexus.

"You're pregnant with Invader Zim" legit caught me so off guard

these are great writing prompts

@common-placee

5 жыл бұрын

Gory tron au

@newsiesforever208

5 жыл бұрын

@@common-placee I want the version of the musical Oklahoma with the plot of the nightmare for Oklahoma in this video.

@zadier4210

4 жыл бұрын

The Missouri one would be a genuinely good horror story.

i love this guy

0:53 is just the scene from shrek 3 you cant fool me, Neil

Grammy warned you not to talk to the wind, But you went ahead and talked to the wind didn't you? Grammy warned you.

@sweesbees

5 жыл бұрын

MEAT GHOST

@gavindillon1486

3 жыл бұрын

What happens to people when they become savages in Darkwood

@floweringsilverzero

3 жыл бұрын

I have quoted this so, so many times in 2020

@CWGminer

3 жыл бұрын

And the wind talked back.

@KainoPhoeno

3 жыл бұрын

Very scared

I never knew I was pregnant with Invader Zim.

@trixabellian

4 жыл бұрын

"FREE ME! I AM ZIM! I AM ZIIIIIIIM!"

@invaderzim3301

4 жыл бұрын

Don’t worry! They will give birth soon. And if not I will crawl out of their mouth!

I love how he can hold his laughter so well

I'm gonna pick a state to live based on which nightmare resonates with me the most

I love how South Dakota here is just North Dakota upside down, and that both their shapes are so nondescript that no one that’s not from the Dakotas would probably even notice.

2:20 As someone who lives in NY that feels surprisingly accurate.

@worried_sickk5811

3 жыл бұрын

As someone else who also lives in NY, I can confirm that it does feel surprisingly accurate.

@aedan9227

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@conleynetwork

9 ай бұрын

@@worried_sickk5811 As yet again someone else who lives in NY, I can also confirm this feels surprisingly accurate.

@dorothyallspice1862

9 ай бұрын

As someone who lives in NY with New Yorker relatives, this is very very accurate.

I don't remember if I've commented this before, I probably have, but this video makes me laugh every single time, sometimes I'll be feeling sad then I remember this video exists and it honestly helps

1:15 neil is an iceberg

This is classic Neil Cicierega content with production value. What a world we live in.

@roachdoggjr722

6 жыл бұрын

SteveTR we live in a society

@coastersplus

6 жыл бұрын

BOTTOM TEXT

@justincoleman3805

4 жыл бұрын

CoastersPaul, go fuck yourself.

This is a weird episode of Animaniacs

@justincoleman3805

4 жыл бұрын

This video is wacko. But not yacko or dot.

@SomeFreakingCactus

4 жыл бұрын

If The Animaniacs did a video like this, it would have a bunch of references to celebrities you haven't heard of.

y'know, I know love is a strong word, but I can confidently say that I love this video, what a great inspiration it is to learn of all the official state nightmares, now I know how to tap into the deep part of statespeoples' psyche's if need be

I live in New York and I can confirm, we are still mourning Mario's death. Poor guy. Got run over by a taxi. I still miss him.

@goblingravy

3 жыл бұрын

he died as he lived: walkin' here

Every time I watch this, I continue to be impressed with how accurate these feel as nightmare concepts. I wonder how many of these were made up for the bit, and how many were based on actual nightmares had by Neil and perhaps Kevin.

New Hampshire resident here. I've never had a nightmare that Jesus was in my tub. However, I HAVE dreamed that I went to the Pheasant Lane Mall with my buddy one day and my feet got caught in the escalator going down because my shoe laces were too long and it ripped my legs off. Since I couldn't afford prosthetics(yes, even in my subconscious state my finances are still that bad) I had to get some crappy 18th century pirate style peg legs, but this being a dream it was discovered I had the option to retrieve my severed legs and reattach them. Unfortunately, this employee at the Dairy Queen there who happened to be a Wendigo decided to save money by eating my legs for lunch one day. After that the Wendigo dude bought me a Nintendo Switch to make up for it so everything was cool in the end. Tell me, Great Prophet Cicierega, what DOES my dream mean?

@GlennMagusHarvey

6 жыл бұрын

Your dream was eaten by a pokémon who then moved to Florida.

@goompo

5 жыл бұрын

It's a peek into the future, except your legs aren't ripped off and you don't get pirate prosthetics, but the DQ employee eats your legs right off you. So next time you go to the mall, bring cannibal repellent.

@pentelegomenon1175

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe you were born in DC.

@xylaharrison7822

4 жыл бұрын

I dunno, but best to go to the Mall of New Hampshire or dare I say-the Steeplegate Mall (shiver) to avoid escalators.

@pianolexcat7387

3 жыл бұрын

it means you might be in debt

Dude! I'm a texan and the first nightmare I had I was playing chess with some kid on a screened porch my grandpa had and I opened the door and bigbird was there

This sounds like something you'd hear in Welcome to Nightvale