You forgot phase 5, start your own kingdom (too early) and get swarmed by the other kingdoms.

@themrlupo3591

3 ай бұрын

It’s like being gangbanged by swords

@crawdaddy7667

3 ай бұрын

Me getting attacked by vlandia, aseari, and the western empire

@-Einherjar_

3 ай бұрын

Yes, I made that mistake. Never had a game stress me before.

@sem71st

2 ай бұрын

That was me 3 months ago

@jeremytilley88

2 ай бұрын

I just started my kingdom at revyl in Sturgia and I'm currently sitting on the choke point and spamming the wound everyone button and then letting all the lords and ladies go free until everyone chills out, so far sturgia and vlandia have fallen back in line

I found the last 3 guys behind a door of a building that doesnt open. Their weapons would occasionally poke through and that was the only way to sometimes hit them. I bet i spent half an hour doing that

@thargs9184

6 ай бұрын

its kind of why I keep certain weapons on me, or find a rock to throw at them XD

@peasantlord135

6 ай бұрын

Same thing happened but there was 10 of them. My men kept hitting the wall and killed them one by one, took a long time.

@ScoutxScout

5 ай бұрын

I found going into first person you can time the attack them

@ntamsma

3 ай бұрын

I had one that wouldn't show on the indicator either. Couldn't find him. Retreat and auto resolve it was...

@jacobpendergrast5247

3 ай бұрын

Yeah certain aserai castle maps.

You forgot phase 6: every enemy flees on sight from your army that is too big to chase anyone, so you can't get any gold or food and everyone hates you

@justsomerandompigeon5080

5 күн бұрын

Caravans and masterwork thamaskene swords. gold wins wars.

You go from bandits looking to fight you to running away but willing to defend themselves to not even wanting to fight and giving up immediately. This game a power trip

Meanwhile I stress if i lose someone because in my mind thats 10-200 gold gone lmao "Dont you die on me harry, I just spend 300 upgrading ya and you only killed 2 dudes!"

@peaceable263

3 ай бұрын

I was in a battle last night. It was a long battle since most of my party was tier 2-4 against a majority tier 4-6 party. Tell me how I lost two men, and they were my top tier Khans Guards. 😂

@migi1905

3 ай бұрын

​@@peaceable263they sacrificed fr Same happens with my fians, who tf they not taking any of the frontline but 10 of back

@twiddlerat9920

2 ай бұрын

When I pay 500 denars, I expect to get 5 fights out of a soldier before he roll over and play dead

@microaggression3359

Ай бұрын

Trying a low mod bandit campaign and death comes with a brutal cost

@gamerzk1llz894

Ай бұрын

Aka my valandian champions getting sniped by rocks

Stage 4 for me was becoming a legendary blacksmith

@exofuturisticsol9045

Ай бұрын

What did the blacksmoth say to the Smelter? I'm steeling it. (casual flat joke)

The last enemy is between the gates.

10 years. AI still brainless.

@KerianRegis

6 ай бұрын

More like 18 lmao

@mehmetyavuz9905

3 ай бұрын

Did you ever play in hard? You can't beat ai 1 V 1 even

@Tintenkobold

3 ай бұрын

@@mehmetyavuz9905 I'm a Warband veteran and I mastered Bannerlord in hardest difficulty, yes. When you can't deal with AI 1:1, get good ;)

@mehmetyavuz9905

3 ай бұрын

@@Tintenkobold it also effect their strategy and campaign map play. Not only fight ai

@Tintenkobold

3 ай бұрын

@@mehmetyavuz9905 Yeah I know, I know. From my perspective, they are still stupid, you can easily smash them. For example when I go 1 VS 50 cavalry still does not charge. Maybe it has to do with the stats of my character (no modded, all native, he is very old and skilled) but I would rate this a bug. Just one of many.

I know of the evolution of the Bannerlord gamer: 1. plays one vanilla game with no mods or cheats 2. “Never again” and makes themselves a literal god.

@brandoncollinsdrumms

5 ай бұрын

I alone deserve to rule all of calradia 😂👑

@owwh2976

3 ай бұрын

Jup

@colminerojoshuab.8155

3 ай бұрын

1. Play vanilla Bannerlord and start the shenanigans 2. *dies "Fuck it." *Proceeds to download a trainer*

@dillonkerr7549

Ай бұрын

Me: *Dies literally one time on a vanilla playthrough* So you've chosen death then. *console commands engaged*

@AnToZKrul

5 күн бұрын

300 hours of vanilla here

Stage 5 is becoming a rebel to your faction leader and starting your own kingdoms while fighting for dear life cause your skills aren’t high enough to persuade others to join your cause

Quick side note, your troops will hunt down those final few guys if you change them to engage mode

when you have hundreds of hours and still pull a 1... i did it a few hours ago 💀 charged a little too far and got slashed immediately 😭

You know, it's kinda weird in this game that even after nerfing the smithing by mods, it's still more profitable than raiding village, as later in the game you relized that destroying them is to hurt the town's economy rather than actual profiting

For Warband I found this mod if you are interested in China 10th century. Warband also had a Chinese map mod that focused on 10th century fragmented China. M&B - FIVE DYNASTIES AND TEN KINGDOMS

I felt this

In stage one you ride around them in circles until there out of stones then range them down until your our of arrows then you retreat and repeat works every time and only costs your sanity.

oh a playthrough I started normaly but ended up in the great bandit empire of britania, I can confirm that playing the beheading tyrant every other kingdom fear invading felt good XD I had vlandia make peace with me before attacking sturgia because I own all the village, castle and city around former britania XD

5 phase - Fuck it I will crash enemies alone because why not

"I take great exception to you being alive" and that quiet swing-swang-cut cracked me up

I am starting the tyrant phase. When I first played. Totally was player one. I didn't understand the combat and how the ai nows when I'm going to strike. I didn't play tournaments. Didn't get married. Understood clan rank and the importance of a family. Second play through. Got clan rank one and then two to get vassalize. Played on the side of my chosen nation for bonus. Understood the upgrade or trait tree better because I didn't even knew your character got a level. I thought those trait points were earned through kills. (Sorta by exp) I understood what units beat what units and still understanding more. Sieges are a pain in the butt to win sometimes. I find letting the Garrison starve is better then taking them on 1 on 1. I have shorten my last play through by a hundred or so more days. (I restarted because my last save got corrupted and then the map just kept lagging.) So my goal is to beat banner lord within 486 days. I'm at 348 say ATM. So just saying this game is totally fun and if you came across it. Give it a try. It is free on game pass. Even then now that I played it. I would buy it.

Thats why when i start a fresh game i run straight for the aseraii and the khuzaits, having good calvary early on is helpful

Last dude told you, he said bathroom man

Phase 4: sounds like an English Medieval 2 General when he is about to give a pre-battle speech.

Brilliant short 😂 I can see the benefit of having this feature on KZread, I just discovered your channel and will sub and be watching your videos - Great stuff!

Not only you but your vassals has to pay tributes to the enemies too, and that's why they don't have any money, hence can't do much

I recognize that last map, I know where the last guy is... Stuck behind a closed door

You forgot "get swarmed by enemies, lose everything, and spend 2.4 years in a row as a prisoner being dragged around

My cycle involves me getting towns and then start drowning in debt somehow from all the negative income

You can find the last guy by keeping 1 unit on charge mode

The "I can solo any number of looters" Warband veteran to "OH FUCK" pipeline is surprisingly fast.

somehow the last guy was in the middle of the closed main gate that you ignore because all your army using ladders to get inside... or just bugged in the inside of one of the house and you cant do anything, happen to me more than once...

dude I need to start grinding this game out

I'm currently between the second phase and third phase

First phase is ALWAYS going city to city fighting in tournaments lol both in warband and Bannerlord 😂 chasing bandits inbetween get enough leadership, stewardship xp and clan xp so you can have 6 companions and over 100 soldiers THAN phase 2 for me is signing a mercenary contract with whoever is at war and raiding caravans and small villages lol I have yet to get beyond that point not because I don’t enjoy the game mind you. I love Mount and Blade even as people say it’s unfinished (which to be fair a lot of promises were made and have yet to come true) both games will ALWAYS have a place in my heart. I personally can’t wait until Bannerlord mods get to the same level as warband. When it comes to mods in video games, I like to stay as vanilla as possible but mount and blade has some the most insane mods i have ever seen. From Star Wars to pirate ships, laser rifles to Winchester repeaters in the Wild West mod lol I personally hope to see Game of thrones mod get to that level. I’ve always wanted my own house in that universe

As a warband player who could take on a 1v15 on warband but couldn’t even take a 1v2 on bannerlord

This should be fine...... lol

I never get past the starting renoun grind

Me in Warband: Single handedly taking out a group of 30+ forest bandits or sea raiders at level 1 for easy exp. Me in bannerlord: struggling to defeat early game bandit’s without a group of recruits as fodder

Phase 4 is so accurate 😂

Phase 5 download a million overhaul mods that adds a way more complex late stage gameplay allowing you to reestablish the calradian empire and yourself as a new emporer of all the kingdoms of claradia.

I'm in a constant loop of "im too low level and so poor and this sucks" and "im a multi milionair and my troops are spartan immortals this sucks" I'm either fighting for my life in forest archer hideouts and barely making it through arenas to gear up or auto resolving with a horde of fians or khansguard

"Wait, am I the last guy"

If you kill your allies, does that give you more loot ???

When I get home I’m gonna have to cell all veterans and soldiers and soldiers at my keep. I bought a business which left me with 700 I’m a vessel with 1 castle and my king made it so low charm looses kingdom influence so I have -39

I haven’t had phase one or two as I’m a bowmen so I never close the distance and for bandit bosses i find places they can reach and shoot them

Actual tyrant… **Whips out war cleaver with malicious intent**

Last guy is in the walls by the gate😂

Never once got to phase 4… always struggle going from 40 troops to 100+

I never raided a single village in Bannerlord. Also forbid my AI parties to raid villages (mod). Still conquered Calradia several times.

Stage 0: crash every 5 minutes xD

If u search the last guy by Sieges he is mostly between the Gates

To be fair to the 0 experience optimist: In Warband you could easily take out 19 looters at level 1, in Bannerlord the looters are on steroids.

There is no lie to the last one

You missed out the vassal/ entrepreneur phase just before tyrant. That phase is hardest in my opinion because you can't afford bad business ventures in order to supplement you troop expenses. But you start making enemies as you have to start choosing sides. This phase has ended my runs the most.

HELLO!! *BAP!!!*

Yo guys do u know when I enter the bandit cave, my army just stands there and did not fight. How to fix it? It took so long to finish them alone

Is say im on 3 right now(Although I do keep dying to horsemen)

For me it jist step 3 and 4 due to me spamming warband and watchinf playthroughs before i start a campaign

Phase 1 captive phase 2 captain phase 3 conquer

You don’t make an empire without breaking a couple of skulls

I missed the phase where I ride alone killing bandit parties to level skills to 250+. That's 50% of my time. The rest is riding around with 8 heroes doing the same for them. I wish they leaned into small scale warfare more. These huge battles later on do nothing for me.

wonder if its worth getting

I finally finished the camping on my second playthrough today. Last time i played january last year 😂 im on ps4,always crash on prisoner screen 😤 crash after an hour battle really turn me off...

@ZeddicusTheMage

6 ай бұрын

Then play on a console it was meant to be played on...

5. One man army.

Bro my character like die died in 11 days

Me 0 looters throwing rocks 1

Firepot go CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUNCH! (5fps for 1 second)

How did you have that many troops in one party??

I've become rich and powerful and bored. I started beheading everything. If you're rich and powerful when you start this then, for me at least, it wont really effect the game. Yes killing lords does all the bad things but it hasn't effected my play. Except make the game more fun. I still win votes and have tons of influence. Also no more beating the same lord 12x in a row. If you are bored with BL then switch to beheading. If it worries you then make a save of the game before you chose the darkside and you can always go back. I love this game again after turning.

Wait so do you grow your own empire in this game? I always thought it was a first person hack and slash but this would make me get it for sure

@zachroberts7417

3 ай бұрын

yes you do

@user-in2qx7cv3s

3 ай бұрын

you start out as a nobody, as you gain renown u can become a mercenary for one of the kingdoms. as you gain more renown you can become a vassal of a kingdom with your own town to manage and castles. you can even break off and start your own kingdom if you have brass balls. it is very much a strategic, resource management, army recruiting kinda game with diplomacy and voting on governmnet decisions(and marriages and bloodlines). its pretty in depth. starts out hack and slash-y cuz you can't afford a large army so you gotta put in your own work. but turns into you being more of a field commander giving battle commands to large armies, very tactically in depth. this game will crush your soul and piss you off to no end and make you laugh hysterically. i Highly recommend it.

You can go first person?

Hola buenas tardes soy el de la torre de la torre de San Pedro de la calle San José de la comida

how the fuck he got 464 troops for himselve

I enjoy this game without adding any modes. Game is perfect without them

Never reached phase 4

I just went full on economy mode after tutorial moving at 1 speed with 2-20k weight between 3 cities then realize war profiteering outside of soon to be stolen towns being seiged made better profits then winning back the same 3-5 towns in a row that my kingdom leader would peace out 3/4 of the way through breaking the walls down after spending all my gold and food. I then left faction killing their final 3 city's I won back for them half a dozen times wipping them off the map and am now staying independent no kingdom stealing rebeling cities instead of getting attacked by everyone for having the in universes worst banner. On original Xbox one and so I just auto resolve using horse arches at max rank because the combat is so horrible in this game and literally anything fun that the npcs do 24/7 seem to piss everyone and their brothers sisters cousins widow off enough to collapse entire social networks worse than the plague and mongal invasion combined. I give banner lord 2 1 horse running in circles out of 20 sheildy boys taking no damage from a blade through the neck.

Sadece 200-300 altın harcayıp nasıl oluyorda askerlere 30.000 altınlık ekipman verebiliyoruz onu anlamıyorum.

I was really disappointed with this game, it was so empty with nothing to do except recruit people

@KilroyGIB

5 ай бұрын

If you call it empty then you must think the same for Warband, because how gameplay goes is nearly identical just with better graphics

@zaholykrusedar1459

2 ай бұрын

​@@KilroyGIB Yeah, but with warband, there's a tons of mods out there to reshape the gameplay to make up the replayabilty of that game For now, we have to wait a couple more times so that bannerlord modders would release more mods for this game

Lmao

What game is this

@IssacBrewell

2 ай бұрын

Mount and blade bannerlord

The whole video could of just been summed up by showing a pile of unplayable shit.

@jdewg

4 ай бұрын

Who hurt you

5. Sex mods

@zaholykrusedar1459

2 ай бұрын

Man i ain't gonna install that 💀

5. After 100 thousand times doing siege and siege the defense gets bored and delete time game.

I must be the only odd one out in the community, new game im stomping bandits left and right, become a merc and harass the enemy lords at the back of their territory eventually kiting an entire army around their lands while my kingdom takes fief after fief nigh uncontested, i then become a vassal and quickly get a few fiefs and fill them with just enough battanian champions to shred through anything sent their way, declare my own kingdom, wipe the floor with the old kingdom so they sue for peace, obtain an unstoppable force of khan guard and ensure permanent peace by obliterating any kingdoms dumb enough to declare war on anyone else, eventually claiming the entire map after many stupid decisions from the AI.

@kv1_t34

2 ай бұрын

Yes, you are very special, the only exepction to the *Rule*.

Really killing your own troops.. immediate unfollow

Not realistic this game is a joke

@aaronroberts7622

2 ай бұрын

You mean this game is a game ? 💀

Actual tyrant autosolves.