Ah, my favorite April Fools Day tradition: mapping wars that are technically real but most people would think is a made up April Fools joke.

@galgalon6862

2 ай бұрын

:)

@InquisitorXarius

2 ай бұрын

Nice

@StarterOffical-Jousha-lf6ig

2 ай бұрын

Wassup April Fools day

@juelzbrown

2 ай бұрын

this is crazy

@izaaniqbal1309

2 ай бұрын

15000 years war when?

What a Scilly war

@Nikolapoleon

2 ай бұрын

The Dutch knew better than to attack. You never go up against a Scillonian when DEATH is on the line!

@jordandino417

2 ай бұрын

Ye

@Robi2009

2 ай бұрын

good one XD

@AAAT111

2 ай бұрын

Ah, one of their famous wars

@AgiHammerthief

2 ай бұрын

the best: utterly boring

Imagine making a war map that doesnt even show every participant on it

@1224chrisng

2 ай бұрын

Notice how the sea is blue? that's because the Dutch preemptively filled in the entire sea to use it as a military base. Unfortunately, it sank in the 1700s. For more in this, the poet Richard Rolle wrote a treatise around that time

@pyromanic8

2 ай бұрын

@@1224chrisng I applaud you for that name

@charlie8344

2 ай бұрын

The Dutch was gonna attack with naval guns but retreated I think

Bro had the audacity to show the entire timescale of the war. Good

This is not even the only such war. A shorter one happened between Denmark and the spanish town Huéscar. The city council in Huéscar declared war on Denmark in 1809 as part of the napoleonic wars. Peace was finaly reached in 1981 when a local spanish historian realised that there was a "conflict".

@andrzejnadgirl2029

2 ай бұрын

Spanish historians during 179 years - "it's siesta time!"

@qhu3878

2 ай бұрын

its not even the only one in english history, there was a town that changed hands between england and scotland so often you had to say you declared war on it alongside england/scotland. because of this russia was at war with a random town in northernmost england for like 400 years

@Uthedudeful

2 ай бұрын

@@qhu3878 Berwick-Upon-Tweed, it was the Crimean War which started in 1854 and (allegedly) ended with a Treaty between Berwick-Upon-Tweet and Imperial Russia in 1914. However, much to my disappointment this one seems to be a fiction, sadly.

@qhu3878

2 ай бұрын

@@Uthedudeful i forgot what town and when, thanks for that

@xander1052

2 ай бұрын

Technically Rome and Carthage never signed a treaty to end the third punic war... until the Cities of Tunis and Rome did in 1985, ending 2131 years of hostilities.

I can only imagine how mundane the process was to make this by only changing the dates and the names on the map.

@rorythecomrade4461

2 ай бұрын

Depends on what software used. If he uses for example, gimp for the dates, you can streamline that process really easily. But if he uses microsoft paint for that process it'd be an absolute NIGHTMARE. But considering the dates stay in place and don't shake around, I assume the process is streamlined.

@afafila

2 ай бұрын

@@rorythecomrade4461How do you streamline the dates

@rorythecomrade4461

2 ай бұрын

@afafila You have it open in gimp, and export the images every time you want a frame. You have a text box open and you edit it accordingly. That way it stays in a neat line. I may not be explaining it well but look up gimp tutorials, it is worth it if you make videos like this.

@GS02

2 ай бұрын

As I counted the whole thing would have around 4020 frames.

@cavalcadeofbobs3559

2 ай бұрын

​@@rorythecomrade4461 He uses PowerPoint and Microsoft paint, he revealed his method in a video

This technically makes WW2 a three way war as the Isle of Sily was fighting both Germany and the Dutch while Germany and the Dutch were fighting each other.

@BetaDude40

2 ай бұрын

Wasn't it already kind of a three-way war in Europe because of Finland? They weren't exactly Axis nor Allied.

@JonBerry555

2 ай бұрын

@@BetaDude40 Kind of, but I would consider that three way. If they were fighting Germany and the Soviets, then sure, but to be three way all 3 belligerents must be fighting each other.

@Hannibal-Barca

2 ай бұрын

China fighting Soviets in Xinjiang

@PoopDog7771-ei8kv

2 ай бұрын

@@JonBerry555they did fight the Germans in 1944-1945

@JonBerry555

2 ай бұрын

@@PoopDog7771-ei8kv There was only a 3 day overlap were Finland was technically at war with both sides. However, Peace talks between Finland and the USSR began about a month prior. A Cease Fire was declared about 2 weeks prior to the official end of hostilities. And most importantly part of the Peace agreement was that Finland had to expel German troops, which was required to begin before the official armistice was to take affect. So I don't really count it as a 3-way war. Reference: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Continuation_War#Ceasefire_and_peace

Wether it’s a 38 minute or a 335 year long war, you can always count on the British being involved

@occam7382

2 ай бұрын

Ah, the British Empire. They always find some way to screw around, no matter where, no matter when, no matter what. (God Save The King begins ominously playing in the background) ...God, help us all.

@Duke_of_Lorraine

2 ай бұрын

Laugh a 2500-years-long greek war (No one bothered signing peace after the Peloponnesean War between Athens and Sparta and this mistake was only fixed in the 20th century)

man, the english managed to hold off the far stronger and superior forces of the dutch for over 300 years, very impressive.

@Versuffe

2 ай бұрын

How did I find you again?

Must be exhausted after making this. 4236 months covered in painstaking detail. Truly your magnum opus

When animosity between two people lasts so long that both can't remember the exact reason for the conflict eventually.

@occam7382

2 ай бұрын

Are you kidding? It takes way less than this for that to happen.

@guard6069

2 ай бұрын

@@occam7382 Romans and Persians fighting for almost 1000 years just for both to be decimated by the Mongols and the Turkic tribes (They still don't know why they were fighting in the first place, probably for some random land in Mesopotamia or Syria nobody cares about)

okay but that holland disappearing timing with the music at 5:32

@ennui9745

2 ай бұрын

That means that there was a period of time when the UK was at war with nobody, and then the Netherlands reappeared to continue the war. 😂

@bane2201

2 ай бұрын

@@ennui9745 Sovereign Principality of the United Netherlands: _"I didn't hear no bell."_

@seneca983

2 ай бұрын

@@bane2201 I'd like to think that the 'S' stands for "Super".

@Taijitu527

Ай бұрын

Bye, imma head out - Holland

I honestly thought the Dutch would win for a second

@vincentsmit1935

2 ай бұрын

Two more weeks

@prion42

2 ай бұрын

Surely the war ended when the royalist force ceased to exist, resulting in a dutch victory.

@theorangeoof926

2 ай бұрын

@@prion42Dutch outlasting the regime

@NiskaMagnusson

2 ай бұрын

when the British conservative government is forced to concede defeat in the election this year the Dutch will use this as a time to justify their claim to the Island, they will then invade, establish a puppet regime under a random Cornish farmer, then fast-track the New Scilly Republic's incorporation into the EU 5 minutes later thanks to legistlation brought in by the war in Ukraine, the UK will then send the navy to reclaim the Island only to have the entire EU forced to take defensive measures to destroy the UK's aggressive intervention, the UK thanks to incessant budget cuts since 2008 will only be able to repond with 2 destroyers and an angry fishing boat, this signalling the end of the UK and the start of the Dutch Empire. as a resident of the UK this is my hopes and dreams anyway.

Truly suspenseful.

@decay7883

2 ай бұрын

what a beautiful glowing user you are 👍

I love how you remembered the changes going on, such as the Commonwealth/Protectorate disintegrating, Great Britian unifying, and the Dutch Republic becoming the Batavian Republic (I assume, I haven't gotten that far into the video yet) Edit: I got there as soon as I finished typing this comment lol

1 Minutes Of Silence For Those Who Fight For There Country For 300 Year's 😢

@accusedtoppat

2 ай бұрын

r/ihadastroke

@dirtegarbage

2 ай бұрын

@@accusedtoppatits perfectly legible

@RNKel1

2 ай бұрын

No

@stanleystriker7065

2 ай бұрын

F

@Awibrahor

2 ай бұрын

There is no apostrophe in a plural.

Incredible work! The amount of research you must have done to show such detailed front line changes is truly amazing!

I love that the map is just indecipherable. I have no idea where this is geographically from the information provided.

@randomguy-tg7ok

2 ай бұрын

Southwest of England. That peninsula in the top right is Cornwall.

@vincentsmit1935

2 ай бұрын

Bro doesn't know his ingerland shapes💀

@beesinpyjamas9617

2 ай бұрын

well for starters i think the light blue is the ocean

@deutschekanadische

2 ай бұрын

@@beesinpyjamas9617🤯

@kjj26k

2 ай бұрын

​@@beesinpyjamas9617 Huh?! I thought it was the sky? Is this not Skylanders lore?

Highest quality mapping video of all time

@verymuchnotslovile

2 ай бұрын

fr

Another similar situation happened between Montenegro and Japan. When the Russian Empire declared war on Japan in 1904, the Principality of Montenegro, being a close Russian ally at the time, also declared war on Japan, even though it didn't really send soldiers (except for a few notable volunteers). As the peace treaty of Portsmouth overlooked Montenegro entirely, the state of war between Japan and Montenegro de jure persisted, all the way til 2006 when Montenegro restored its independence and Japan dispatched an envoy with a letter of recognition and also stating that the war is officially over. Not many foreigners know of this peculiarity, but here in Montenegro it's an interesting trivia moment of history we like to recount. And it's even present on the Wikipedia page of Russo-Japanese war

@submarino006

2 ай бұрын

Andorra didn't sign peace after ww1 until 1939, I think. It was a close call for not getting invaded

do the finno korean hyperwar next

@Bulbs_Productions

2 ай бұрын

Yes

The inhabitants of the islands don't actually want the area to be called the "Scilly Islands", but prefer the "Isles of Scilly" because, well they're not silly. 😂

@ASocialistTransGirl

2 ай бұрын

being silly isn’t a bad thing though :>

Unironically tho this is a good example of how you shouldn't get tunnel vision when looking into historical events. You can totally miss the bigger picture on some things.

@doppel232

Ай бұрын

What?

@sigmanation6957

Ай бұрын

@@doppel232 What I'm trying to say is that hyperfixating on a few small details in history can blind you to the full picture, like those people who think there was one singular reason Rome collapsed and will die on that hill.

At the conclusion of the war, the Dutch ambassador joked that it must have been frightening to the islanders that the Dutch could have struck at any moment.

5:15 typo in Batavian. Funny how I wouldn't pay attention to this usually, but when it's like the only thing to look at, it becomes very noticeable.

@NotFlappy12

2 ай бұрын

It totally undermines this video's credibility smh my head

@Siddingsby

2 ай бұрын

Literally unwatchable.

Such events occur rarely, but there is another example. Among the Allied Powers that gathered to sign a peace treaty with Turkey after World War One, San Marino forgot to send a delegation for the treaty so Turkey and San Marino are still practically at war xd

@autumn4639

2 ай бұрын

I'm Turkish myself, and I can confirm that the people of my country live every day of their lives in fear that we will be one day be invaded by the Sanmarinese.

Truly suspenseful

9:50 the netherlands disappearing tells such a story 💔

@proboy304

2 ай бұрын

Because of nazi germany

Man, the Napoleonic Wars were a real rollercoaster ride for this small island. Man, I wonder when I last heard Five Armies... Critical Role Season 1?

@kjj26k

2 ай бұрын

I thought I recognized that hanging note... "18 misses?!"

The most exhilarating conflict I've ever seen. No more of this brutality

The amount of work that went into this is daunting. You didn't miss any of the minute details of Dutch and British military operations. I mean we're talking 300+ years of military conflict here. Kudos to you! Now take a well deserved rest. 🤣🤣🤣

I'm glad to see such an in-depth video about this situation. I think we could all use a little bit more in-depth knowledge over this long-lasting and horrific war.

I love how it's a very high-effort shitpost, even changing names of countries as their history progresses

It's like when Berwick-upon-Tweed technically prolonged the Crimean War until 1966

This was very informative! I can barely keep up with what's happening!

This video make in evidence all the complexity of this forgotten war. All its fast changes and switches are really impressive! Great jobs to show us that!

The most war ever

Anyone else interested in what the analytics say is the point where people were finally like "I'm good to skip ahead now, right?" 😂

Thank you so much for this informative video about the History of the war.

Watch in 0.25X for all the hard details

Great work! It must have been taken you a lot of time

Hey man, great video! But I think you left many things unexplained and it would be great if were to release an every day version

@MuneebMakes

2 ай бұрын

lol

@chingqing0504

2 ай бұрын

Every hour best

Next year, do the Sealand “Civil War”

@RealUlrichLeland

2 ай бұрын

That wasn't a civil war it was a foreign invasion by a german gangster.

@usuarioanonimo5899

Ай бұрын

O the Invasion of Sealand, that happened de facto

Truly astounding to see the vast changes over such a time period, I think something moved somewhere.

I know it's not a joke because I heard about it not long ago in a little video from my country but thank you very much for the video Emperortigerstar.

So when are we mapping the Third Punic War (it never offically ended until 1985 when mayors of Rome and Carthage signed a symbolic peace treaty 2130 years after the actual war ended)

@occam7382

2 ай бұрын

Carthage is still a thing? I thought that had been reduced to ruins centuries ago.

@rakdos36

2 ай бұрын

@@occam7382 It was but julius cesar then refounded it in the first century bce with roman colonists.

@occam7382

2 ай бұрын

@@rakdos36, no, I mean after the Roman Empire collapsed (both of them).

@rakdos36

2 ай бұрын

@@occam7382 it still does. i once knew a tunisinian female immigrant who grew up there.

@occam7382

2 ай бұрын

@@rakdos36, ah. I see.

This puts the 80 years war to shame

Can you do hour by hour? I don't know if month by month covers it as well as it should, especially when the dutch abandoned Britain in 1941 (even if they rejoined 4 years later), this conflict and its ever lasting consequences world wide deserve to be more thorougly covered

@LambdaCreates

Ай бұрын

1 hour every 5 frames, 24 frames per second 335 years = 2934600 hours 14673000 frames = 611375 seconds = 169 hours, 49 minutes, 35 seconds Are you SURE you want to watch a 169 hour video? That would take forever to load.

@Dourios_96

Ай бұрын

@@LambdaCreates lmfao you actually sat down and did the math my brother? I thought it was obvious that I meant it as a joke

@LambdaCreates

Ай бұрын

​@@Dourios_96 I was thinking you just didn't understand the insane length and was like "hey an hour by hour version would be pretty cool". I usually take some things a bit too seriously because it's hard to distinguish modern sarcasm(joking so hard it's realistic) from real requests.

@Dourios_96

Ай бұрын

@@LambdaCreates yes I suppose its difficult to distinguish sarcasm in comments

Love how the music's swells and lulls follow the intricacies of the tensions of this fascinating conflict.

Informative!

What an interesting video, I never thought it would even be possible to map out such a complex war EVERY MONTH. So many combatants and so much action, You are insane ❤❤❤

This was such an intense war I couldn't stop watching! I can't believe what happened in 1852!

That was exhaustion must've been crazy 🥶

@Falkriim

2 ай бұрын

Nah nah it was just a bug. The war really should have ended once the Royalist holdout had collapsed.

*Game Starts* 0:15 England: Dammit they killed me! 0:26 Netherlands: You're taking a while to respawn, you good? England: Yeah it's just my internet. 0:33 Eng: There we go, let's get back to it. 5:33 Net: Hang on I gotta go do this thing with France, be right back. *Netherlands is AFK* *Netherlands has returned* 5:40 Net: Sorry, I'm back. 9:53 Net: Ugh hang on I gotta do this thing with Germany, be right back. *Netherlands is AFK* 10:03 *Netherlands has returned* Net: Sorry, last time I promise 11:21 Eng: Oh crap look at the time, we gotta get off. Net: K, see ya tommorow. *Game ends*

@verymuchnotslovile

2 ай бұрын

fr

emperor tigerstar sure having a blast animating with dis one!!!!

It's funny to think that while fighting the Axis in ww2 the Dutch were still technically at war with the British

I wouldn't have even believed the name Scilly Islands, but that I've recently been reading "The Secret Glory" by Arthur Machen where he references them.

I hate when the months move so fast, I can barely keep up with all the border changes!

I'm not sure this is a fully accurate map... surely the coastline of the Scilly isles must have changed by at least one pixel within the last 335 years, right? Tut tut, SMH.

Every time that a change occurs: 0:15 0:33 2:07 5:02 5:14 5:25 5:33 5:40 5:43 9:53 10:03 Just that

YOU FINALLY DID IT

greatest april fools video of all time

Best mapping video ever!! 🗣

Well, this is a perfect April Fools' Day video to make. And since you're keeping it up as a tradition, we are definitely going to be waiting for the next one.

Lets have a minute of silence to mourn the people that have perished in this war.

I looked this up, and it's not even clear whether the war was ever declared to begin with. _Just_ in case, though, Britain and the Netherlands decided to sign a peace treaty.

*Batavian* Republic or “Bavatian” Republic like in your video for the Netherlands serving as France’s puppet/client state during the Revolutionary period/Napoleonic Wars? Either way great video and happy April!

The most deadly war in history

Had me on the edge of my seat

Literally 1984

When will we get the every hour version?

I JUST rewatched this video

Now, this is pretty intense!!

Great video on this overlooked bit of history! Didn't the 'war' end in 1986 though?

my favorite year of this war was 1660

@tyrannosauruscock

2 ай бұрын

Mine was 1848

The music is more intense than the war was.

i first learned about this war when we went to scilly, they are very proud of their century-long fighting spirit, and shipwrecks but mostly the shipwrecks cuz they get cool loot

That was intense!

Man, July 1810 to November 1813 was wild.

335 years of most eventful actions ever seen

That music really lines up

Nice video

Truly a horrendous, bloody war with many casualties and warcrimes.

Wow. So intense.

The music syncs up perfectly with Holland disappearing LMFAOOOO

Damn, you stopped the timeline right before the Netherlands is planning to polder towards them

so technically british forces that participated in the liberation of the netherlands during ww2 weren't liberating them but occupying them in a more traditional sense

(seeing the upload notification) “what? what country fought for 335 years?” … “oh yeah, it’s april first”

@scotandiamapping4549

2 ай бұрын

This did actually happen by the way. There was no active fighting but the Dutch did really declare war on the Scilly Isles and then just forgot for 335 years

@michael120.

2 ай бұрын

@@scotandiamapping4549 that is pretty funny actually i didn’t even know this was real on top of the video

Okay but what about mapping the final stages of the Thrid Punic War from 146 BC - 1985 AD?

this is very thrilling

this war was so complicated, must have been hard to make it

Good 500K special

Billions died in this brutal war. The Scilly conquests will never be forgot...

thrilling war

Most people: The World Wars were the most consequential wars in world history. The Scilly Islands: Hold my cider.

You should research the Boyacá-Belgian war A Colombian province went to war with Belgium in the 19th century because the governor was in love with a Belgian girl but she rejected him so the guy just straight up declared war on Belgium and they just forgot for 200 years until they made a peace treaty 😭

My favourite part was when the batavian republic carried on the war for the dutch

My favorite april fools joke is going in depth to wars that is actually extremely pointless and/or insignificant

Next year do all of the 38 minute war

For the next April Fools video, you should make one about Japan and Russia being at war since WWII. Since they did not sign any formal treaty declaring that they’ve made peace, that means that the two countries are still technically fighting WW2 with each other.