This hurt my soul, but once I saw him riffle shuffle like that, my whole body was dragged into hell.

@jarana941

Жыл бұрын

🤣

@anikuzatepan

Жыл бұрын

Same i literally saw horns grow on the mans head

@m3g4f4il1

Жыл бұрын

The worst 😫

@Krensharpaw

Жыл бұрын

You could just HEAR the screams of the money cards losing their value.

@tristancurrie8033

Жыл бұрын

Man had fetches in there 😭😭

'I'll set this land card face down in defence mode'

@seanh884

10 ай бұрын

LOL, that was great. Thanks for the laugh! 😂

@stigmurder99

9 ай бұрын

👏👏👏

@-Neonex-

8 ай бұрын

"Play your last pathetic land Yugi!"

@Modernsour19

8 ай бұрын

It would have been facedown sideways

@JesseRogers-vw6kr

7 ай бұрын

Defence mode is tapped. Upside down cards are sets.

The moment he picked up his entire deck to draw one card I'm calling the judge, there's no way I'm gonna trust that.

@cheeseburgerpaladin

Жыл бұрын

I could understand if maybe he just sleeved his cards with new ones. One time I played EDH right after sleeving up some brand new Ultimate Guard sleeves and those things were more slippery than an eel made of Vaseline.

@AncientHydraGaming

Жыл бұрын

Brand new sleeves can get sketchy. While I don't support picking up the whole deck I don't mind people holding the deck to make sure only one card slides off top. I've seen drawing one card pull 4 or 5 cards off the top and have 1 of them flip over for everyone to see.

@buttnugget2900

Жыл бұрын

​@@cheeseburgerpaladinAs slippery as sleeves can be in no way would they ever warrant needing to pick up the whole deck to pick up the literal top card on the deck. >.>

@pandacapre9302

11 ай бұрын

@@buttnugget2900 Wait for the Dr Who River Song card. where you draw from the bottom X'D

@raymondcarter4335

9 ай бұрын

Lol call a judge for Commander. That’s hilarious. Did you Rule 0 disallow casual gameplay? 😂

“Is that a morphed creature?” “No silly. It’s a tapped land.”

"I've never said this before, but I don't think you can play with us anymore. Sorry."

@iocsparkfire0075

Жыл бұрын

Unless you fix it right now need to eliminate someone just gotta lay down some ground rules

@wolfmanhcc

Жыл бұрын

Head on a pike can be justified.

@virtueofabsolution7641

11 ай бұрын

@@iocsparkfire0075I really feel like this isn’t a ground rule you should have to lay down. Besides anyone who plays like that probably also has hundreds of bottles of their own baby batter in a shrine in their basement labeled “Mom”

@ThatWildcard

3 ай бұрын

​@@virtueofabsolution7641how to tap is literally in the base rules of the game

@SevNeijiVee

Ай бұрын

@@virtueofabsolution7641 thanks, hate it more than anglerfish now!

We were chillin' until he did the shuffle. Then he became public enemy number 1.

@Tzzrt_Unbrkn

11 ай бұрын

I went full trigger for a second there, like I may have experienced a small vein burst and everything

@soulglitcher

11 ай бұрын

@@Tzzrt_Unbrkn I just rewatched the vid and I nearly had a heart attck from the shuffle jumpscare. Be warned, all.

@jonnynice8366

6 ай бұрын

Why is this shuffle so triggering to everyone? This is how we all used to shuffle our deck back in the day.

@jaminkamm3096

5 ай бұрын

​@@jonnynice8366 mostly due to how damaging that kind of shuffling is for the cards when done improperly, as it puts a lot more stress on them than it would with playing cards. Those are designed to withstand shuffling like that for a much longer period of time.

@jonnynice8366

5 ай бұрын

@@jaminkamm3096 It's actually kinda sad how obsessed everyone has become with their cards' condition. People used to not give the slightest f*ck about this stuff and they enjoyed the game maybe even more so because of it.

Picking the entire deck up to draw the card is so underrated. I think that was the funniest part 😂

I played against someone like this, not this bad, but he admitted to me that he did it to throw people off. That is what we in Magic call " a dick move."

@trolleymouse

Жыл бұрын

It's up there with the "Do not give your opponent the advantage of clean air" types ...

@ix8750

Жыл бұрын

​@@trolleymouse LMAO

@unlimitedrabbit

Жыл бұрын

Like the player who "accidentally" lets a counterspell drop out of their hand when you're starting to tap your lands for a big spell.

@oxcare5

Жыл бұрын

That is what I would call "a Richard relocation"

@sammysammyson

Жыл бұрын

It's also illegal in a tournament setting to my understanding.

This is why I support regulated zones in games not this “cards go anywhere” madness

@hanakoisbestgirl4752

Жыл бұрын

Are there not in magic?

@juangallegos2988

Жыл бұрын

@@hanakoisbestgirl4752 there are zones, it's just that they aren't as defined as in Yugioh. Lands as close as you as possible, non land permanents close to your opponent; library (deck), graveyard and exiled cards to your extreme (within reach) left or right. The rest is arranged via player preference.

@aetherarcanist4819

Жыл бұрын

​@@juangallegos2988 and even then, there's always the occasional player who puts the fucking lands in front of everything else

@juangallegos2988

Жыл бұрын

@@aetherarcanist4819 yes, ive had this mostly with newbies when i'm teaching but I try to correct them as early as possible. When someone isn't a newbie i scream internally

@Amardarial

Жыл бұрын

There are, he can not legally do this in Magic.

''thats just how i play'' ''okay, well lets see what the judge thinks about that''

I was willing to look past most of it. But when he shuffled the cards I wanted to scream in a mix of anger and fear

I took 1d4 psychic damage from this.

@acridharbor6253

Жыл бұрын

I feel like I took a wholeass magic missile volley

@juangallegos2988

Жыл бұрын

@@acridharbor6253 up casted all the way to 9th level

@acridharbor6253

Жыл бұрын

@@juangallegos2988 you are absolutely correct.

@tonyedwards6073

Жыл бұрын

E-MOWSHUNAL DAHM-AGE!!!'

@redriot-unbreakable9476

Жыл бұрын

@@juangallegos2988 then transmuted into psyhic damage, while giving me vulnerability to it.

If my opponent flips a card face down that is in play and is supposed to be revealed I’m calling a judge

@slightlyOnion

Жыл бұрын

Indeed. And if the player insists that they can do that they might even get a match loss for it.

@total_dk6517

Жыл бұрын

To not mention that they placed their non-land permanents below their lands.. MTR 4.7: "From the player’s perspective, nonlands must be kept closer to the player’s opponent than lands, and no non-land cards should be between the land area and the edge of the table closest to the player." And just for good measure (also MTR 4.7): "The player’s library, graveyard, and exiled cards should be kept all to the left of the battlefield or all to the right of the battlefield at the player’s discretion. The player’s graveyard and exiled cards should be adjacent to the player’s library. All three should be distinct at all times."

@leftysheppey

Жыл бұрын

​@total_dk6517 try telling legacy and vintage players this. Lots of old school players play with Lands in front. It's a pain at times lol

@NoticemeSinPi

Жыл бұрын

​@@total_dk6517 "The true opponent, the enfolding boundary, is the player himself" -some tennis guy

@khub5660

Жыл бұрын

​@@leftysheppey you don't have to tell them. The game loss will

Its an actual rule that lands are closest to the player and non land cards are closest to your opponent. the exception to this rule is mana rocks that only tap for mana. those can be with your lands, but they cant be hidden underneath your lands.

@Urzaden

11 ай бұрын

Yep Rule 4.7 it also includes info about the graveyard.

I once tried to introduce my friend to magic. I let him play with my deck and then he proceeded to do that kind of shuffling. My heart stopped for a second but I was quick enough to stop him

Watching this video, the only thing coming to mind was “have you considered gun violence against your friends?”

@justenleonas

Жыл бұрын

Yes

@altosforteaquax5083

Жыл бұрын

That's a bit extreme. Try steel chair to back of head first, as a measured response. Them light them up if the didn't get it the first time.

@justenleonas

Жыл бұрын

@@altosforteaquax5083 Fair

@joeb7325

Жыл бұрын

Even in the Magic community, this guy doesn't have any friends not only playing like that but being a total dick about it too

The shuffle broke my soul, the tapping broke my hope for humanity, and his graveyard broke my eyes

His smirk says he’s playing a psychological game

Lmao that shuffle is enough to make the soul of any tcg player leave this dimension 💀

I specifically ordered the full text Forest because it describes Tapping as turning the card 90° because a friend that occasionally sits to my left barely taps his lands 45° and makes keeping track of open mana more difficult. He’s newer and doesn’t think it’s a huge deal, but he’s also never used a control or midrange deck lol.

@Fobia17

Жыл бұрын

Must find a way to balance my lands on their edge.. Hey, it's 90 degrees

@dustin89clanton

Жыл бұрын

@@Fobia17 just over there building card houses lol

@williamstoneman6977

Жыл бұрын

This is awkward. I've played since 2014 and I do a 45° tap because it's easier for me.

@dustin89clanton

Жыл бұрын

@@williamstoneman6977 if your friends don’t mind it and you’re not trying to use it for an unfair advantage, I’m sure you’re fine. I just struggle a bit with it at times and end up asking if the lands are tapped or not, which slows the game a bit. Usually I try to sit in the left corner to avoid it but sometimes he gets settled before me.

@williamstoneman6977

Жыл бұрын

@@dustin89clanton yeah nobody has really asked before because I tend to play green and red decks and I almost never run response cards. It makes it easy to play against me because I'm too small brain to plan out moves on other people's turns. I'd rather just bonk em with a 7/7 dino

idc about the riffle, they're his cards, but if you put the graveyard in the middle of the board u will be out of my house very quick

@Machiroable

3 ай бұрын

I mean, it could be a graveyard centric deck, like dredge or reanimate.

@destendgem

Ай бұрын

Can I offer you a Animate Graveyard in these trying times?

I wasn't ready for that. Just bursted in laughter

I love this. Definitely gotta give this play style a test. Especially that satisfying shuffle. I have no plans to resell cards, it’s just cardboard and ink anyway.

Literally fell to my knees at the shuffle.

"You put your creature in the objectively worst spot possible". Proceeds to move it to a worse spot. Silence.

@soorian6493

Жыл бұрын

The sound of a defeated man

@scheikundeiscool4086

Жыл бұрын

Not to mention a illegal spot. The games has rules for where what kind of card goes on the "board"

@alanbeatty4314

11 ай бұрын

@@scheikundeiscool4086 Only at Comp REL

@xaldath4265

3 ай бұрын

​@@alanbeatty4314Obviously casual play doesnt follow the strictest rules, but if you play with your cards in a way that convolutes the board-state, dont be surprised when people dont want to play with you

@alanbeatty4314

3 ай бұрын

@@xaldath4265 there are tournaments that are not Comp REL. Most tournaments are at Regular REL. Regular REL doesn't mean "casual"

Also, that is such an efficient graveyard position.

@Cookiemunster779

Жыл бұрын

For dredge maybe 😂

@Ivansports95

Жыл бұрын

😭😭😭

@ThisAintAStupidName

Жыл бұрын

Ah, a fellow connoisseur of dredge I see.

@Krensharpaw

Жыл бұрын

Stop it you lol

@Playingwithproxies

Жыл бұрын

Just make your gy the stack so all your spells go there immediately after resolving

i have a friend exactly like this, and he often forgets to draw a card at the start of his turn, no matter how many times we remind him.

That's it. Focus this man down! He committed the sin of playing differently than us.

This made me want to quit magic 🤣

@thegreatunknown8075

Жыл бұрын

You'll be back.... And he will be waiting....

@riccardocalosso5688

Жыл бұрын

Take solace, if someone places the cards like this, he can be disqualified from the tournament

@mongolifepawn842

Жыл бұрын

I quit magic years ago. Now I want to pick it up again just to troll

@thegreatunknown8075

Жыл бұрын

@@mongolifepawn842 well commander is big now time to make a big turbo fog deck

@tratanlightbreaker6029

Жыл бұрын

It made me want to try this in other card games.

He did NOT reveal Diabolic Intent on the bottom of his deck, THEN RIFFLE 💀

I remember this scenario happening on a few occasions. Each & every casual & multiplayer group just told one guy who does the same crap seen in the video above that he couldn't play in the group anymore bc he wasn't willing to play/arrange his cards normally & he was likely doing what he was doing to confuse people deliberately. He was stubborn & unwilling to change. Casual groups who knew his unbearable track record warned other groups to never let him play bc of these factors. Bc he never learned. And that occurred with two people this year alone, & almost a dozen in the last 5 years. There were 17 total cases of this happening in tournaments for regular or EDH inclusive pre release or launch events. The was while at my local FNM 6 weeks ago that a dude picked up his whole deck to draw a card which made me call over a judge to explain what was happening while voicing my concerns. the other dude was told by a previous judge in that same FNM event that he can hold the deck down to draw but can't pick the entire deck up as it's not technically permitted in tournaments to prevent cheating by stopping players slipping cards not directly on top of their decks into their hands. Dude was like "oohhhKAYYYYY???" like he was mildly miffed. He was told if he violates rules or strictures once more that week, he'd be reported to Wizards Play Network (WPN) & could be suspended from 5 future MTG Qualifiers &/or Grand Prix events & 20 future FNM events. He then started to place his graveyard below the lands & his creatures where the graveyard normally is & it was confusing me to no end while raising everyone's hackles. His deck was above his Lands already & that alone was getting people irritated. Regardless, once again I called a judge over. Dude was told to place his cards in their appropriate places. Dude said aloud "this is how I play, so cry about it. Stop telling me how to place or interact with my cards, you're being a complete jerk." He was disqualified from the event & suspended for life.

That’s the kind of guy who wants to shuffle your deck instead of just a regular cut

You actually don't just 'have to deal with it'. I'd refuse to play with someone doing crap like that.

Mans looked over at him and thought “This is where I die I’m sitting next to a sociopath and we’re all not making it out of this edh game alive”😂

@lilChang07

Ай бұрын

You saw the despair when the dude did the shuffle 😂

I like the guy beside him just raising his eyebrow and giving confused looks not saying anything lol

when he said: "that's just how I play the game" I'll slap him so hard and say: "this is how I show my gratitude to playing with me".

@ChristmasPterodactyl

Ай бұрын

You'd enact violence on a person for setting cardboard in a different spot than most people? Please touch grass.

@hellsing219

Ай бұрын

@@ChristmasPterodactyl yes I would. and I touch grass on the daily with friends eant proof?

In the words of Gretchen, "You can't sit with us"

@hellsing219

Жыл бұрын

I can't sit anywhere

@kgal9657

16 күн бұрын

And none for Gretchen Wieners, BYE! Lol jk

This is the hardest I have ever laughed at an MTG video 😂

It's amazing how quick you can make a card game player have mental breakdown over the smallest things. Humans man.

The brainstorm sitting there is killing me. Magic humor generally isn't funny to me but this got actual irl laughs from me

I would never play with them again, or if it was an official match I'd call a judge

@AlexM-nl6nx

Жыл бұрын

100%

@MerlinTheCommenter

Жыл бұрын

It’s called “Comedy” 😂

@altosforteaquax5083

Жыл бұрын

​@@MerlinTheCommenter it's called "attempted comedy".

It would take me less time than the length of this video to be completely fed up with this and walk away from the table.

My brain is hurting and suddenly have irrational anger

It's already been said but BRUH..... that f'ing shuffle made my eyes pop out my skull

Dont make me watch him shuffle ever again

Shoulda put the creature under the mat, and be like that's just how I play, stealthily.

Raises hand: "JUDGE!"

When he shuffled like that, I screamed out loud in fear.

That’s called big “don’t give a fuck” energy.

@OnionBun

Жыл бұрын

Proceeds to win the match

@altosforteaquax5083

Жыл бұрын

It's called "get off my table" energy.

@nevskvaelor1864

5 ай бұрын

It's also called "can't play in tournments" energy.

Thats what you get when you llearned magic through a person on fiverr.

@zerorequiem42

10 ай бұрын

Hello me from 7 months ago. Always weird to see the comments I forgot I made.

@firstLast-jw7bm

2 ай бұрын

@@zerorequiem42 did you forget again?

Picking up the entire deck to draw a single card is such good comedy

Giving off that "You're a 3rd rate duelist, with a 4th rate deck!" Energy.

Funniest mtg skit I've seen in a sec

Those types of people I try to disqualify tbh.

@lordofbears9463

Жыл бұрын

It's fine as a joke but if they seriously do that it would annoy everyone

@riccardocalosso5688

Жыл бұрын

Well, it is an illegal play, so...

Not only does the land produce mana but it also revives a retired Magic play mechanic and turns the land into a Yu-Gi-Oh card. This is awesome. It also brings in Lorcana.

If my group had someone tap like that or layout their board that way then we'd be having words. No one ever tapped like that but one guy did layout his board weird, library and GY in middle with permanents seemingly put at random, and we were like "no, dude you need to organize your battlefield to buy easier to read or you are out after this game".

Guy will pick up his entire deck three times for brainstorm, then two times to put two cards back from his hand, then again to draw for turn. Then realize they're playing clockwise.

@bringme1kscrubscribers10

Жыл бұрын

Whats wrong with clockwise

This hurts on so many levels

😂😂😂 I LMAO when he said "you just have to deal with it" and then proceeds to guillotine shuffle

That bridge shuffle heart my soul….. thousands cried out…… unanswered

"Thats just how I play, you're just gonna have to deal with it" except I actually don't, because thank God there are official rules preventing stuff like this.

@mcmarco137

Жыл бұрын

One minor issue: the rules you’re thinking of exist within the Magic Tournament Rules (MTR) document. What are you going to do? Call a judge on your friend/opponent for not maintaining a clear/readable board state in a casual game of commander at your house?

@ysano3500

Жыл бұрын

@@mcmarco137 Um...stop playing with that person ?

@rickymeggs9853

Жыл бұрын

@@mcmarco137 yes

for everything else it was kinda tame but for when he shuffled the cards i literally whiplashed

@phantompop3192

Жыл бұрын

Same. I felt it in my soul. The pain.

@braddorcas9363

5 ай бұрын

Well the flipping the lands upside thing is just straight up illegal. So I wouldn't call that tame. It's now indistinguishable from a morph or manifest, and makes it so you can't just look and see what he's got for color pibs in his lands.

i just ate food, this video has me damn near sick lol. that ending hurt me a little haha.

I had such a visceral reaction to that shuffle, and the noise that came out of me was so unholy, I think Satan stopped whipping the sinners in his basement to say "what the hell was that?"

me and my friends who learned mtg just among ourselves when we go to organized play and people stare at us. The riffle shuffle though is sacreligious.

I use to play mtg deck with sleeves and shuffle the deck bridge style in front of people. The pain they experience was worth it

I understand this 100% this is why mats have to have labeled zones and even then people still ignore the labels

" i just thought you forgot your brinstorm there, that cannot be where your graveyard is" that shit had me dying, i was thinking that the whole time

Man's is a God at the psychological warfare

This is too accurate. "It's just for me, it makes more sense this way" 🙄

NOT THE SHUFFLE I DIED OF A BROKEN HEART AFTER SEEING THAT HELLO FROM HELL

Taps weird: Ok? Graveyard/creatures in wrong spot: Eh....? RIFFLE SHUFFLE: Please leave.

Some of my decks are all proxy, i should totally riffle them

@enjaded7222

Жыл бұрын

Yo. Thx for the idea

@Lemon_Sage9999

Жыл бұрын

You choose violence, always

@gusstotts6079

Жыл бұрын

Like this energy

I once played against a guy who put decorative glass stones on his lands instead of tapping them. I think he tried to confuse his opponents, but he built such a bad deck that he was stomped in the event XD

Him: "Bro that's just how i play..." *commits the worst shuffling sin* Me: *soul has left the chat*

When he said objectively worst place to put your creature and then it was moved to an even worse place 😂

I can forgive weird ways of tapping lands. What I can't forgive is people who say "tap mana".

@Ruby-zl1sp

Жыл бұрын

"I'll tap for one fire mana and one grass mana... oh shoot, I need a death mana. what do you have open? light and water?"

@OogaB0oga

Жыл бұрын

@@Ruby-zl1sp death mana :D :D

@virtueofabsolution7641

11 ай бұрын

Honestly this sounds like a skull issue to me.

@braddorcas9363

5 ай бұрын

I can't forgive it. It's now undistinguishable from a morph or manifest card. That's just straight up illegal.

This video didn't have a trigger warning because?

@ebonezra8073

Жыл бұрын

... because people need to learn to control their emotions.

@V2ULTRAKill

Жыл бұрын

​@@ebonezra8073 congratulations you missed the joke

@ebonezra8073

Жыл бұрын

@@V2ULTRAKill no, I understood it, but other people who don't get it can still get some wisdom.

@virtueofabsolution7641

11 ай бұрын

@@ebonezra8073 Anyone who makes a vague, categorical assertion most people would roll their eyes then in response to criticism unironically say “others should be able to receive my wisdom” should be lobotomized.

Dude, nothing hurt worse than each individual card getting creased by the poker shuffle. I almost had a heart attack hearing it 💀💀💀

The card shuffle 😂😂😂 bent me over back wards and closed me in a suitcase 🧳 throw a lock on and toss me in the river.

I will respectfully flip the table if my opponent(s) does any of that

Guy is like my girlfriend. I tell her a million times, please let the graveyard be underneath your library, please don't put treasures in the land row etc... She:"You just have OCD."

At least he didn't play a morph or foretell after tapping his land like that lol

The “no, I guess… I guess that’s fine.” Hits home

That shuffle made me yelp like I just watched someone break a leg 💀

The bridge shuffle shuffled my soul into the shadow realm into an alternate reality and obliterated it 🙃

We were all thinking "he forgot to put Brainstorm in his graveyard." I'm glad they addressed it. 😂

That "that's just how I play the game" at the end made me even more angry then the things before

First it was just my eye twitching, then I started convulsing when I saw the riffle shuffle, tough watch good job

God seeing this again 7 months later and I still hate it, that shuffle at the end puts the nail in the coffin

They really need to release a video explaining where cards go or make an official battle playmat .

I was like "I'm going to absolutely do all this to annoy my friends" then i saw him shuffle NOPE

I stopped playing magic like 5 years ago. This video has dug into the deepest recesses of my mind and pulled out my inner commander player, just to put it through so much agony. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY YOU HAVE JUST COMMITTED!!!!!!!

GG, concede, proceed to leave the table. If I saw him again coming to my table I would just find an excuse and leave.

"I will cast Deagle if you don't leave my house right now"

Nice! Thanks for posting this. Now people can stop asking me why I have a cast-iron frying pan in my game bag. 😉

We all have a friend that picks up the whole deck to draw

"That's just how I play the game, you'll just have to deal with it... " oh he'd be dealing with the slap in his face that imma bout to launch his way!

Yes! That shuffle was beautiful. I laughed so hard.

It eases my mind knowing that a "Clear and easily understandable boardstate" is in the rules ☺️