Dwight makes “Schrute” sound like a title more than a last name LMAO

@skogli8268

4 жыл бұрын

200cc schrrrrrrute😂

@fixafix69

4 жыл бұрын

My family do that too. It's kinda cool to be honest, especially if you're the older first male born

@angiecho9234

4 жыл бұрын

Because it’s true

@user-mq8bt9iw3d

3 жыл бұрын

@@fixafix69 You can just feel the power surging in your veins as soon as the word comes out your mouth.

@syedazeen1260

3 жыл бұрын

it’s like “philip from the house of schrute”

"You didn't hear it from me" "Yes I did" *I love dwight*

@nico-bq3mx

5 жыл бұрын

cat girl Same

@DirtCheapFU

4 жыл бұрын

I used that line at work all the time but it doesnt stop the same people telling you secrets...

@thanos9530

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you for loving me

@harmanndhiman9492

3 жыл бұрын

Haha he a savage

@harmanndhiman9492

3 жыл бұрын

@@thanos9530 r u Dwight k shrute?

" Cancel the circumcision" - because as the tradition goes, Schrute babies perform their own circumcision.

@WikiTay

5 жыл бұрын

Pat Terson holy shit are you ok? lmfao shut the fuck up

@Falloutglitch

5 жыл бұрын

@@Tanzles The reason why it eliminates those risks is because the body part is not there anymore. That would be like saying eliminating breasts reduces breast cancer and makes it easier to clean your chest. Do some more in depth research please, because there are no benefits.

@kennysboat4432

5 жыл бұрын

@@Tanzles no std or cancer is preventable by any surgical procedure to the penis.

@lumi2572

5 жыл бұрын

*Jesus christ, no one honestly gives TWO SHITS if your penis got uncircumcised or not, or how b a d it is. Just watch the god fucking video.*

@ultra-chad4951

5 жыл бұрын

@@Tanzles if you can't clean your penis because it has foreskin then that sounds like a separate issue. Also, no medical proof that removal would do anything to prevent an std, only condoms would help

"The only premature baby in this room in the baby this baby ate" XD

@naiara3682

5 жыл бұрын

*his face when he says it*

@pratiksaha8879

5 жыл бұрын

Lil kevin

@catgirl3259

5 жыл бұрын

Chuckles "little kevin"

@MelancoliaI

5 жыл бұрын

@@catgirl3259 Is this supposed to imply that Kevin ate a baby?!

@michelangelo3911

5 жыл бұрын

In the future, he will have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.

Dwight is such a gentleman. “I promised not to tell.” “Then don’t.”

@JP-rf8rr

2 жыл бұрын

Oscar tells him anyway.

@pokaay3163

2 жыл бұрын

Oscar WAS always one for drama even if he didnt like to admit it

@yevgeniyaleshchenko849

Жыл бұрын

It was not about being a gentleman but rather more about keeping one's word and not caring enough about some ''gossip'' (as he didn't know yet what that was all about)

@tigerjewelz2148

Жыл бұрын

"You didn't hear it from me" "Yes I did" Lol

@janedoll3237

10 ай бұрын

I wish more characters were written that way

I love how Dwight pushes open the doors, confident as heck knowing he is a father. It just warms my heart to know that Dwight has always wanted to be a father.

@cherylhulting1301

4 жыл бұрын

Dwight wanted to be a father from the first season. Even while sizing up the "Purse Girl," he excused his staring at her breasts as hoping his wife would have large breasts. "Not for me but for my children. The Schrutes produce very thirsty babies." 😅😊😨

@9yearsago844

3 жыл бұрын

@@cherylhulting1301 I forgot about that scene typical Dwight 😂😂😂😂 crazy as hell

@mattslupek7988

3 жыл бұрын

THE HAY KING!!

@UsmanArshad-qv5nt

9 ай бұрын

You don't need to love; you need to stop being over😂

@Itsant33

Ай бұрын

He's cradled a gourd before

I love how they always referred to him as “The Senator” like he doesn’t even have a name

@Extinctanimals22

3 жыл бұрын

Does anyone ever remember his name?

@evathespeaker9537

3 жыл бұрын

@@Extinctanimals22 Robert

@mattslupek7988

3 жыл бұрын

State senator

@mattslupek7988

2 жыл бұрын

What I never understood is that if she’s married to a state senator, why is she in Scranton and not Harrisburg?

@lafayette2957

2 жыл бұрын

@@mattslupek7988 state senators don’t necessarily live in the state capital. The two actual senators do tho

Beautiful first words from father to son.

@smolcan4984

5 жыл бұрын

It will lead millions !

@ragerenegade

5 жыл бұрын

@@smolcan4984 willingly or................ As SLAVES!!!!!

@MurdochMMQCR

5 жыл бұрын

It says verified but ive never heard of you.

@ragerenegade

5 жыл бұрын

@@MurdochMMQCR yeah cuz you're such a genius you have heard about every verified person ever

@ismaelnazario6402

5 жыл бұрын

@@ragerenegade ok white knight calm down

Angela throws the most shade but she's been with multiple guys during the show. Andy, Dwight, and the senator lol.

@mattbryan1099

6 жыл бұрын

Pam has been with more. Roy, Jim, Derek, that artist guy, and Jim again.

@gracea9476

6 жыл бұрын

Taurean Simmons STATE senator

@Crabcore1

6 жыл бұрын

And she Cheated on all of them. What a hypocrite. I like her.

@shren1571

5 жыл бұрын

She never slept with Derek or the artist guy. So just Jim and Roy

@vanessam.v2779

5 жыл бұрын

@@joshtheld she cracks me up!! love her

Anybody notice Oscar whisper "I knew it" after Angela confesses?

@jmp868

5 жыл бұрын

thekeeperofpromise what time in the video?

@marthamendoza8465

5 жыл бұрын

0:25

@DeserieDrew

4 жыл бұрын

Cause he's a numbers guy

@osmel8780

3 жыл бұрын

Let’s be honest. He was eyeing the senator. That’s why he told Dwight

Also Angela to Pam: "You know, a baby conceived out of wedlock is still a bastard" 😂😂

@arielbanks5557

3 жыл бұрын

Look at her now 🤣🤣🤣 at least Pam was with the same dude before and after she got married

@CaLypSO4456

3 жыл бұрын

Hypocrite

@BlackDiamond2718

3 жыл бұрын

Perhaps i should explain it again as she was willing to.

@edggarsaell8739

3 жыл бұрын

is that Dwight and Angela had already married xDDDDDD

@amyvelvet

Жыл бұрын

How the turntables…

'Little Kevin' 😂😂😂

@hungry_menace8357

7 жыл бұрын

MAC Lippy XD

@prisonmike4749

4 жыл бұрын

I got little kevin call of duty

"You will lead millions. Willingly, or as slaves" Hahahah i am sooo done😂😂😂

@kaylabattle9532

6 ай бұрын

It’s hilarious and horrifying at the same time😀

@AL_Neri2

Ай бұрын

austrian painter laughing in joo heaven

2:28 I lost it when Dwight looked at the camera nodded his head

@MrEAus

5 жыл бұрын

Also, Kevin cheekily grinning to the camera at 0:45..!

@mackenziedevincent674

4 жыл бұрын

Me too

@gabyjuen

2 жыл бұрын

He always acts as he's the protagonist of an action movie. I love it.

AND THEN I KISSED YOU WITH THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND WATERFALLS 😂

@goldensperm7182

5 жыл бұрын

Haha! Gotta leave a comment for you to see that you got this much likes 😂

@peacefulliving5703

4 жыл бұрын

I love that line😂

@charfree6888

4 жыл бұрын

Hey did u know u got many likes?

@caitlynventura764

4 жыл бұрын

char free yo oh my gosh I forgot completely about this lmao thank you

@Funkyk2

3 жыл бұрын

That better be in many vows of marriage and proposals!

“That baby is a shrute and unless someone taught Mose sex that baby is mine. I love the office

At 3:04, you can tell Angela is trying to hide a smile when she sees Dwight hold Phillip for the first time

@bartholomew5101

5 жыл бұрын

Well spotted sir

@delusionalnoodles

5 жыл бұрын

I think that was the actor, I don’t think it was part of the script lol

@maturelydisapointingmember2699

5 жыл бұрын

@@delusionalnoodles yeah but still..its basically a natural instinct to smile when the father of your baby holds your child..so as improv it works

@SirFaceFone

4 жыл бұрын

I think she was smiling at the senator.

@rgkong8783

4 жыл бұрын

matt32591 didn’t even notice that...

Roses are red The ocean has waves You will lead millions... willingly or as slaves

@danarchy7232

5 жыл бұрын

1000th like

@chodeoriki4113

5 жыл бұрын

Beautiful

@katherineislora3266

5 жыл бұрын

Whoo Something original

@ES11777

3 жыл бұрын

Lol good one

@causticmain7477

3 жыл бұрын

Even William Shakespeare feels the poetry in you

"I kissed you with the force of a thousand waterfalls" was surprisingly romantic

I love how the HUSBAND leaves the room when she's gonna nurse him but Dwight stays in there XD and when the senator comes back in and Dwights just casually right there

@aleenatomy7889

9 ай бұрын

Underrated!

Willingly or as slaves😂

@yvonnemariane2265

5 жыл бұрын

Judaism, literally.

@cherish3125

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@rustyshackelford3590

3 жыл бұрын

@@yvonnemariane2265 what does that have to do with Judaism?

@kahvikuppi9749

2 жыл бұрын

@@rustyshackelford3590 Yvonne is a Nazi. Don't mind her

@thedeliveryboy1123

2 жыл бұрын

p sure Yvonne's joke was about Moses

I love how the senator just left Dwight alone with his wife while she breastfed the baby

@razkable

3 жыл бұрын

hes not that naive..he know that ain't his baby

@CarolinaMartinez-oj8nw

3 жыл бұрын

@@razkable true lol

@Daboss-kq3jm

2 жыл бұрын

@@razkable he was secretly gay after all

@veeeeerrrrraaaaaaaa5624

2 жыл бұрын

@@Daboss-kq3jm yeahhh boobs probably gross him out 😂😂

@IBeMelissa

Жыл бұрын

@@Daboss-kq3jm He was gay AND knew the kid wasn't his lmao

"she'll make you cut ur fingernails. Not worth iiiittt" Eren is my fav

@TheModernDespot

4 жыл бұрын

Came to the comments hoping someone else noticed this line. There are so many good lines this clip, that this one gets lost.

@its_aj957

4 жыл бұрын

She annoyed tf outa me😂

@Androssi709

3 жыл бұрын

Tatakae

@BritM

3 жыл бұрын

@@PUFFIZER Also decided to become a woman

@testtest-vz8oj

2 жыл бұрын

Eren yeager

Dwight always knew it was his 😃

I love how angela and oscar went from most hated rivals to best friends.

As possible as it is that Oscar's just a bit of a gossip queen, I love the idea that he was really looking out for Dwight here. He can be condescending, smug, and likes to indulge in some drama here and there, but he's a good friend, an empathetic person, and it makes sense that he'd think Dwight had a right to meet his son. Easily one of the most underrated characters on the show, and it's great that he becomes Phillip's godfather at the end of the series.

@mechengr1731

2 жыл бұрын

I missed that the first time I watched the show. I wonder if when he first saw the baby, Oscar knew it was Dwights.

@yevgeniyaleshchenko849

Жыл бұрын

@@mechengr1731 He didn't ''know'' anything, he just saw that the baby was NOT premature, figured the math and started having suspicions

i love how with a lot of these scenes you can see how much fun the actor is having beneath the expression they're acting out. the office is legendary man, nobody could keep a straight face.

@mikerabbit9789

5 жыл бұрын

Yours is probably the only comment that's not about circumcision or just a quote from the video

@gigi-gc8gu

3 жыл бұрын

It’s the funniest part

@ES11777

3 жыл бұрын

If you watch the bloopers the actors had a lot of fun during filming

1:52 I love how Dwight has those moments when he treats life as a movie, like that time he asked Angela to have a baby with him by asking her “bare my child”.

"...And there was way too much wine in my chicken piccata..." Says the vegetarian.

@nevermore99x30

5 жыл бұрын

Omg I can't believe I didn't catch that!

@cyberhexxcin

5 жыл бұрын

She's a woman of many contradictions

@AsYourCruiseDirector

5 жыл бұрын

And for the record, it was chicken marsala.

@justadjustor8993

4 жыл бұрын

@@AsYourCruiseDirector "Right 🙄" 😄

@reginabillotti

4 жыл бұрын

Not to mention, most of the alcohol cooks off. It's really hard to get drunk off a wine based sauce.

Dwight: I know what Angela and the Senator look like. I can mash that in my head right now. Dwight:**disgustingly gestures**

@iamaqween5156

5 жыл бұрын

A-A-Ron GO TO OSHAG HENNESSY’S OFFICE!

@justintime3656

3 жыл бұрын

Pardon me. Are you A-A-Ron Burr, sir?

i kissed you with the force of a thousand waterfalls XD amazing line !!

@jmp868

5 жыл бұрын

Ricki R ❤️💚💛

"I promised I wouldn't tell" "So don't " *tells*

I don't even watch the office but somehow i fell down the blackhole of the office youtube clips Edit: Damn guys wow thanks. Funnily enough I've since finished the entire series and loved it 😂🙋🏽‍♀️

@titan1853

6 жыл бұрын

hanarnie:') WATCH IT!

@SunnyxShadows

6 жыл бұрын

hahaha me too. i want to watch it now. wish i had the dvds.

@YingofDarkness

6 жыл бұрын

Same!

@kevinfager.

6 жыл бұрын

Awww. I envy you. For I will never again know the joy of first discovering the office.

@ManatedMan

6 жыл бұрын

It's on Netflix! Binge! Binge!

"Cancel the circumcision!" I think he said that, because in one episode he said he had done his own circumcision. Because of the fact that the baby was a Schrute, he would make him do his own circumcision.

@SeerofPeace

4 жыл бұрын

Kaan Uçar lmfao

@ovs4744

4 жыл бұрын

Ernest BR hardly anyone in Germany is circumcised

@jonahs92

4 жыл бұрын

Ewww, male genital mutilation

@clarkstrange2142

4 жыл бұрын

Jonah S bruh

@clarkstrange2142

4 жыл бұрын

Loyal Royalty it’s not tho

3:02-3:08 😂😂😂😂😂 I can't stop laughing the way Dwight is comparing the baby.

I loved how this one thing took Dwight out of his destructive phase and focus totally on his love life and future stability. Becoming a father completely changed him.

@silverbat5873

2 жыл бұрын

I love this about his character

"And then I kissed you with the force of a thousand waterfalls" Dwight is no less when it comes to true romance.

"you didn't hear it from me" "Yes I did" Dwight is literally me 😂

1:45 "Oh. What a beautiful child. Prominent forehead, short arms, tiny nose."

I wish Dwight was my Dad

@spiderboy-db5us

6 жыл бұрын

Milfsted do you really wish that? Be careful with the choice of words you used

@tara303

6 жыл бұрын

really?

@Raw_naq

6 жыл бұрын

me too.

@wndrwmn72a44

6 жыл бұрын

Milfsted He'll make you grow beets and cut meat off the horse's to make 6 hamburgers or 12 sliders!

@Arab_monkey

6 жыл бұрын

WndrWmn72 A wouldn’t sound that bad if you ask me in survival situation

I love how Dwight goes to his son without hesitation after hearing from Oscar. The Father instinct kicked in really fast😊

I'm still not over Oscar saying: "The only premature baby in this room is the baby this baby ate" I mean huequicb I just can't

I love how Dwight looks at the camera when Angela denies they were together a month before the wedding 😂

Then I kissed you with the force of a thousand water falls .

@lucifuge927

5 жыл бұрын

Good line to use in the future lol

@ES11777

3 жыл бұрын

Dwight the poet lol

I knew the baby was a Schrute from the beginning. Even when Angela said the DNA test proved it wasn't, I knew she was lying. A nose that small has to be from a Schrute.

"Tiny nose" 😂😂😂😂

2:04 he was about to lose it lmao

1:58 that baby is a SCHRUTE

It's amazing how he always knew , that was his child 😍

@SuperSimmerGal

4 жыл бұрын

Which is exactly why I highly doubt Astrid was actually Michael's. Considering how badly HE wanted to be a father, I think he would have known in his heart as well (instead of feeling no connection).

I love how Oscar told Dwight that he shouldn't tell, and Dwight willingly complied by saying "So don't", but Oscar says it anyway.

1:04 u have to catch that little detail of Dwights face after that sentence man, it’s epic

“Who are you?” “I just might be his father” “I don’t know what that means” ......what? How do you not understand words?

@CS-yg7bp

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Gallus-gallus

4 жыл бұрын

She only knows circumcisions.

@444haluk

4 жыл бұрын

"Might be"

@arielbanks5557

3 жыл бұрын

She's the same dumb lady from Parks and Recreation

“You didn’t hear it from me..!” “Yes I did”

2:14 - Wow, look at Dwight claim his territory with a fierce curtain pull!

Can’t help but imagine how Dwight Jr would turn out to be. I mean Dwight and Angela’s by-product has to have a spinoff for sure. :D

3:09 🤣🤣 the way he walk tho

“Cancel the circumcision!" So Shrute and so wise :)

The best part of this scene was Kevin saying “I got little Kevin Call Of Duty”

"you didn't hear that from me" "yes i did" *the best character ever*

1:22 that moment when you realize , you are dad XD

"I kissed you with the force of 1000 waterfalls" -- Dwight the Poet

God I really love this show, Dwight's face when he is certain that it's his baby Hahaha

"That baby looks just like me" "Every baby looks just like you, your face kinda looks like a baby" Damn Angela ok😂😂😂

@razkable

3 жыл бұрын

she was mad at him at this time in denial

"I promised not to tell" "So don't"

Angela literally enjoyed the fact the Dwight knew you saw how she cracked a smile when he held him

That baby's face when Dwight whispered "willingly or as slaves" XD

“And then I kissed you with the force of a thousand waterfalls.” ahhahahahhaha

Wait a minute. Isn't Angela vegetarian in the earlier seasons. How'd she eat that chicken marsala?

@anniebananie3970

4 жыл бұрын

Good catch!

@micahklutsey1229

4 жыл бұрын

She was lying

@Bumblebee67544

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe cravings with being pregnant

"We had just seen Thor and there was WAY too much wine in my chicken piccata."

“I promised I wouldn’t tell” “So don’t “

"you will lead millions"....

@keknov5555

3 жыл бұрын

“Willingly or as slaves!”

50% of this comment section is circumcision related and 50% are quotes from the clip.

@Moozy-Fruit

6 жыл бұрын

Ben Hur, and 1% is people keeping track of the percentile of the comment section. Thats including me.....

@adamstryzlakyr2720

5 жыл бұрын

Pat Terson it’s their choice

@michaelmccarthy4615

5 жыл бұрын

2% of the comments have the force of 1000 waterfalls.

@allaussietraveller9879

4 жыл бұрын

Jentucky Fried Chicken it's their choice to mutilate their infant son who does not have a choice... your logic is flawed.

@jonahs92

4 жыл бұрын

@@adamstryzlakyr2720 No, it's not.

"I kissed you with a force of a thousand waterfalls" Bruh what?! 🤣🤣

"Senator and I wanted to wait, but we had just seen Thor".... Can't stop laughing at that

@199NickYT

3 жыл бұрын

Was that foreshadowing at this point? I can't remember. Great throwaway line that's easily missed.

Angela nearly broke out of her character at 2:46. Look at that little smirk

“You see that baby in there? Cancel it’s circumcism.” 🤦🏼‍♂️ 😂

@ikarumizu

5 жыл бұрын

Its

@alikazerani

4 жыл бұрын

@@ikarumizu At least correct both errors. :p

“All babies look like you, you’re face kind if looks like a baby” lmao I can’tttt 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

That strut Dwight has when he walks out of the room 😂😂😂

"You didnt hear it from me!" "Yes I did!"

1:29 the worst thing you wanna hear after telling a secret!

"You will lead millions, willingly or as slaves " 😂😂 I love Dwight

The reason Dwight is the best character on the Office: Oscar: You didn’t hear it from me Dwight: yes I did

“You didn’t hear it from me” “Yes I did”

"That baby is a Shrute!" 🤣 Dwight definitely made this show!😂

Dwight's realization after Oscar said she got pregnant a month before the wedding, that was a very priceless facial expression from Rainn Wilson.

I like how Oscar tells dwight cause he knows

“Idk if I should tell you this” Dwight: so don’t

"I promised I wouldn't tell," "So don't," Wholesome. Dwight discouraging gossip.

Dwight doing a play by play of he and Angela when the baby was conceived. DYING

1:54 LMFAO THE BABY WAS LIKE 🤨

“..unless someone taught Mose sex..”

@jacksongibbs8998

3 жыл бұрын

Best line in the episode.

@Alyssaj1236

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂

" Lil' Kevin " Lol I died 😂 😂

2:45 Angela had trouble staying in character you can tell she's holding back laughter

The scene after this when he walks into office with a cigar in his mouth, confident as heck knowing its his baby is so classy

1:38 Most savage line from Erin XD

I just love Dwight. I just do.

"You didn't hear it from me." "Yes, I did."

I just realized there's already hints of the Senator being gay in this scene. At 2:05 he leaves as Angela says she has to breastfeed Phillip the Senator leaves, adamantely refusing to stay. I'm guessing he probably never even had sex with Angela, using her solely as his Beard.

@geetar240

8 жыл бұрын

Well, this is s8e13, and in the seventh season half of the office discussed the senator being gay after Angela announced their engagement, so it was kind of obvious at that point

@josefinebliss2801

7 жыл бұрын

Then how would he ever believe the baby is his.... And how would Angela believe he's straight...

@mangafan589

7 жыл бұрын

Josefine Lea because he had sex with Angela. There are many closeted gay men who are married and have children.

@Crabcore1

6 жыл бұрын

Hints ? It's already established in season 7 I think, when Oscar catch him checking another man butt, and a few episodes later Ryan tell them that he liked FB pictures oh him at 3 am. Plus his story with his aid.

@TheStrikeofGod

5 жыл бұрын

His face was priceless lmao

00:30 "we've just seen thor" LOL i guess the senator really enjoyed watching chris hemsworth.

I love that Thor and wine in a chicken dish was Angela’s excuse for her and the senator