[TF2] Profiteering off a Friend's Health Crisis
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He's fine, I'm a bad guy, we all had a good laugh about it, subscribe to @macbastard3134 because apparently he's the main character of this channel now lol
...tune in next time for YET ANOTHER improbable situation this moron finds himself in because his life is a TV show and fate has a special plan for his biography
#TF2
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Hey, thanks for watching my video. Your viewing support means a lot to me. There used to be a message here explaining that the purpose of this channel was a KZread race between me and one of my friends, but I roundly trounced him (in yer face Spencer) so I can't put that here anymore. So uhh... I guess I just make KZread videos for KZread's sake now. Enjoy lmao
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mac eating peanut butter while being allergic to it, deciding to eat some more and thus curing his allergy is the most mac thing ever
@moritamikamikara3879
Жыл бұрын
I literally know like 3 people who have done this...
@scelebob4329
Жыл бұрын
imagine having a body so built different that you could just abuse your allergy and your body goes "fuck it we ball" and just becomes immune
@vepply
Жыл бұрын
he better not stop or its gonna come back lol
@ameftowriter1319
Жыл бұрын
I mean it works
@t-natehundred2438
Жыл бұрын
that's like shooting yourself on accident and then just stab the wound to pull the bullet so it can heal
Something I forgot to mention with the list of health things Mac's been through There was this one time, right I grabbed a stupid meme from Joey's Discord (that place is literal anarchy and they all wish I was dead but every now and then I can steal a good meme from there lol) It was just straight up some fat guy tasing himself in the crotch That's all it was Mac went into a laughing fit *so hard and constant over the span of half an hour that he eventually passed out and got a concussion on the way down because his head banged on his table* I'm telling you this guy is immortal and we could not kill him if we tried; even if we nuked his house he'd Wallace and Gromit his way through a portal to make the explosion fire back in our faces or something lmao
@simpIeidiot
Жыл бұрын
McDonald’s large Coke
@VerySkilledGamer
Жыл бұрын
back at it again with another milk- HEEEEELP
@giblej5238
Жыл бұрын
bro liked his own comment 💀
@dededeletethis9940
Жыл бұрын
MacBastard is an elder deity and humanity would gain understanding of the secrets of immortality if only they studied him
@Arkinagoth
Жыл бұрын
Mac left Creative Mode on
Damn, Mac's own heart tried to attack him. Not even the very thing that keeps the man alive can take him out. This is Mac's world, and we're living in it.
Mac took the “Take 1000 damage in a life” contract objective literally on multiple occasions and still continues to do so
@SupaThePotato
Жыл бұрын
Rasputin In a single life, get shot, burned, bludgeoned, and receive explosive damage.
@FishyBoi1337
Жыл бұрын
@@SupaThePotato 💀💀💀
@gilbertxaviertansri9c853
Жыл бұрын
@@SupaThePotato nah that's fowl 😂😂😂
@catchara1496
Жыл бұрын
@@gilbertxaviertansri9c853i think you mean foul
@gilbertxaviertansri9c853
Жыл бұрын
@@catchara1496 yea i misstype that
Mac is just that lucky. He survived a heart attack and also a concussion. For all I know, in the next few months he could come down with cancer, and then the following year he'll tell Sam that he survived the battle.
@jaypeepurlas2097
Жыл бұрын
The gift of prophesy -Apollo
@user-ek6tx8zh3j
7 ай бұрын
You just predict MAC getting cancer a defeating it
@Stookinator
29 күн бұрын
huh
@ilikecurry2345
29 күн бұрын
@@Stookinator I said that Mac can survive anything.
As a peanut butter, I can confirm that Macaroni Bastard is immune to all our attacks and advances on him.
Mac's body: NOOOOO, YOU CANT DO THIS TO MEEE, WE ARE ALERGIC TO PEANUT BUTTEEERRRR Mac's brain: Hmmmmmm, pee nut *cures debuff*
Given how high mortality of heart attacks is at young age Man, feels good to hear he is fine
Mac is the kinda guy to survive a heart attack, cardiac arrest, 3 gunshot wounds to the chest, food poisoning and serve bleeding all at the same time, only to walk out of the hospital, trip on a small rock and die
wow, this looks like a fun map. You should totally add this to the map rotation on your server : )
@Samwiz1
Жыл бұрын
Not a CHANCE
@klortikterra4423
Жыл бұрын
@@Samwiz1 it's Big city but WORSE
@flamingscar5263
Жыл бұрын
ah yes, the big city 24/7 server
@kittenturd
Жыл бұрын
Seems fun ;)
@simpIeidiot
Жыл бұрын
@@Samwiz1 McDonald’s medium fries
Local idiot refuses to die. "Peanut allergies are cringe, lol." -Macbastard, 2001-2023.
What are friends for than to take advantage of a friend's health crisis? Hope Mack doesn't have another one and maintains his physical health. And the map looks amazing. No where is safe and everything is spawn camping. A perfect map to play a casual game of TF2 on. Especially with the amount of banter these guys had, it was so funny.
Man, I'm really glad Mac is okay, I got really wor-- HEEEELP!!! HELP ME!!! HEEELPPPP!!
I only heard “mac had a heart attack” then i accidentally skipped to the almost end of the video and he’s back begging sam for help IS HE OKAY???
@samuelshock6292
Жыл бұрын
Is he alive or is he fine?
@smugdodofart27
Жыл бұрын
@@samuelshock6292 he doesn’t feel real anymore, Samuel
eating peanut butter to cure his allergy is such god-like chad move that even the Senders couldn't think of that
I had a guy in a server actually really have a heart attack during a tf2 game, just like mac he was ok but it was freaky for a bit. Also I love how tf2 is so damn silly that making fun of heart attacks is completely reasonable.
@darkmagician4697
Жыл бұрын
That is not TF2 that is simply sam’s sick humor.
What a fucking gigachad, eating peanut butter until he's no longer allergic to it.
Fr tho, “Heart Attack Mac” has such a ring to it
Hold up wtf did I miss
Imagine a team of Scottish resistance demos on spawn room hell. No where will be safe
owch :(
@mr.tshroud
Жыл бұрын
WORST WISHES HOPE YOU GET WORSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@nardo8006
Жыл бұрын
Can I give you another.
@simpIeidiot
Жыл бұрын
McDonald’s chicken selects
@vonverna
Жыл бұрын
Did you live?
@discoreposession
Жыл бұрын
@@vonvernano i made sure the heart attack worked
This entire video was just the guys real personalities screaming to be released from their internal prisons
Of course Mac cant die, he has plot armor. Jokes aside, I'm really glad he's alright.
@vqinet3287
Жыл бұрын
Get off the server
@MedicJigglypuff
Жыл бұрын
@@vqinet3287 Took me a while to realize that was you Will. Hello.
@vqinet3287
Жыл бұрын
It’s in the name
@vqinet3287
Жыл бұрын
Will (VQINET)
sorry about the heart attack mack, ill tell them to stop next tiem
@kittenturd
Жыл бұрын
How should they react to this information?
@Xyna7590
Жыл бұрын
@@kittenturd the council has reacted to this information
As wise words said, "HELP!"
@Arkinagoth
Жыл бұрын
"HELP ME!"
Meeh, that heart attack was kinda baby. Super glad to hear he's doing okay.
You are one sick man... And that is exactly why you are better then Soundsmith
you are DEVILISHLY comedic my friend
Fr Im glad Mac's ok, now I cant wait for the next cancer stream
“Sam my goosed has been cooked”-Mac bastard
Sam would be the guy would call you two muppets in a hand suit and never elaborate on it
That's absolutely hilarious that Mac cured his peanut peanut allergy just by constantly eating peanut butter, forcing his body to adjust to the nut
@redstonewarrior0152
Жыл бұрын
Well, that is how you cure an allergy. It is just you are supposed to be in the presence of a medical professional in the event you start dying. The medical professionals were an afterthought in macs case.
@judeblack4360
Жыл бұрын
To quote Twitch Chat: "I didn't realize MacBastard was part of the Death Guard"
@datalysjr3339
Жыл бұрын
This just sounds like literal lore I’d hear in Tf2 like Demomans immune system only functioning on Alcohol
I'm more worried about the fact of him having a heart attack at his young age. No matter how invincible one may seem, nobody is impervious to further complications down the road. Regardless, I'm glad he's fine as he stands, and hopefully that's the last of any major health crisis for a good while.
Sam would definitely become a war-profiteer given the chance
Mac is the imbodiment of "if God wanted me dead he would've done it himself"
@tbotalpha8133
Жыл бұрын
Dude had a heart attack. God *tried.*
11:00 THERE I AM GARY (the medic)
Mac is physically incapable of dying, I stand by the belief that if I were to blow up the planet, he’d be the sole survivor.
This is so cool can we make Mac have 17 more heart attacks in the name of profit
@Quickstein
Жыл бұрын
Hi nardo
@nardo8006
Жыл бұрын
@@Quickstein Hi Quick
4:20 mac just used his cloack to comeback to life bro it aint no god mode he is a irl spy main
Im sorry, did Mac for real actually cure his peanut butter allergy by eating peanut butter? that's possible??? that's like remotely possible?????????
@QuiGonJoe
Жыл бұрын
i mean allergy shots are basically the same thing just in smaller doses
@redstonewarrior0152
Жыл бұрын
@@QuiGonJoe And in the presence of a medical professional in the event you have a severe reaction.
@QuiGonJoe
Жыл бұрын
@@redstonewarrior0152 very true
@theermac6024
Жыл бұрын
I used to have allergy to cats. Until I adopted 4 of them
Someone should make a scientific video on why soldier tend to die more in "family guy death pose" than other classes. Like,have you ever seen a medic or scout doing it?
@callsignapollo_
Жыл бұрын
Soldier's reload animation. He reloads his rocket launcher by grabbing rockets from the back of his belt. Lot of soldier mains have auto-reload on since theres basically no downside and you can keep jumps going with less effort Combine that with the fact that you'll often be killed mid-reload and you have recipie for funny ragdolls
@Todeeemi
Жыл бұрын
@@callsignapollo_ that makes very much sense
mac and cheese with a side of cardiac arrest
This must be what happens in Emesis Blue when respawning
My favorite part of this video was the part where Samwiz1 said "It's Morbin' Time" and proceeded to Morb all over MacBastard's heart attack.
the mention of Mac eating so much peanut butter that he stopped being allergic reminded me of something, so here it is. Fun Fact: despite not having the enzymes in our body to process milk (thus being lactose intolerant), our ancestors continued to consume dairy products. This forced our bodies to evolve to our stubborn stupidity and develope the enzymes to process dairy. We basically brute forced evolution (though we still are sometimes born being intolerant and can actually grow to lose the ability to process milk again)
his heart attack was a cannon event 💀
@SmilingSkyYoutube
Жыл бұрын
What?
@SmilingSkyYoutube
Жыл бұрын
I don’t get it
Mac clearly doesn't have godmode on. He's not completely invulnerable. He has Budha mode on.
Mac should just rename himself to Rasputin
The demo charge getting immediately cut off at 5:24 was perfect
Hope you're all right Mac
If you think Mac’s peanut butter story is fake, it’s actually a thing that medical professionals do for allergy’s, it’s called allergen immunotherapy. It’s basically exposure therapy. But Mac basically did an amateur form of it.
If god had wanted me to live,he would not have created a heart attack.
Being from ATL, I can confirm that there are not many stabbings in this city (that I know of)
just don't let that mcdonalds sprite get his ass
man, mac's lucky to have survived. GLaD he's o- HEEEEELP. HELP MEEEE. HEEEEE-
The McDonald's commercials about a Big Mac Attack have a whole new relevance
MacN'Bastard, The Immortal of Georgian Moonshine
I am very happy Mac is ok. It would of been a shame if the plot armour didn't protect from internal threats.
I went to the tribute page and it’s JUST the nic cage mac and cheese with a blurry picture of Peter griffin lying dead on the ground behind it. Fuckin’ great,
Mac is willam afton confirmed he always comes back
I love how most of the video is just focused on the Discord call instead of the gameplay lmao
"If this video reaches 100K views we get Mac to drink sulfuric acid on stream"
Imagine being those little Twitch viewers, couldn't be me.
Mac stop saying that someone's going to think you're having a second heart attack 😂
Who tf gave Mac plot armor?!
This is a certified Samwiz moment of all times
If God had wanted me to live He would not have created a heart attack
4:40 so your saying allergies are just a weakness to overcome great I'll give all my peanut allergic friends this info and a jar of peanut butter
And that's the last of my braincells gone
my favorite twitch chat was: "was it a funny heart attack or a serious heat attack"
This will be the proof that Macbastard being immortal on some moments
Mac is basically SCP-682 but human.
I also had a heart attack, two years ago. On an unrelated note I love Ghost type Pokemon 5:00 I've been in the hospital and ER for various reasons, too! ... Mac please don't be a distant relative, you're awesome but please
Mac Mithridates VI’ed his peanut butter allergy.
10:12 You got zoomed by Tim Allen.
It looks like Kreme has found a new skin suit!
"Macbastard had a heartattack last night, anyways..." Some dude in chat: "goodbye" w h a t
Mac's heart should went for the balls.
That was a really nice video. So glad you are ba- HEEEEELP! HEEEEEEELP! HEEEELP MEEEEEE! HEEEEEEELP!
Man, Mac really outlived the death note. He really is god.
When mac gets released from the mortal coil,he will try to find mr charles darwin,just to ask... "Where you getting too lazy on my award?"
Is Mac just Adrian Carton de Wiart, the soldier who could not be killed? If he has survived Cancer, a heart attack, being shot, being stabbed, and destroying his Peanut Allergy, he must just be Adrian Carton De Wiart incarnated.
mac literally screaming on auto pilot is killing me
Hey Samwiz I got a good idea for a video you could do. Get a party of 6 people. each one goes medic with stock uber, kritz, quick fix, vaccinator (bullet, blast and fire), then just simply pocket one person on your team for the entire round
Security system TAKES CONTROL OF SQUIDWARD'S HOUSE and begins ATTACKING THE CITY. Leaving the mayor to give Squidward community service for the damage he caused. EVEN THOUGH Spongebob and Patrick were in his house the WHOLE FUCKING TIME,
He had that moderna heart attack
I predict that MacBastard will die by slipping on a banana peel
Every boys locker room:
EA Sports (Profits from others pain)
Mac. Dude. What’s it like living at the hospital and ur place as a backup home
I am getting the bones in both of my feet melded together
We need a documentary about Mac
So wait, im super fucking late to this. MAC IS DOWN ONE LUNG?! HOW IS BRO ALIVE?
@Samwiz1
5 ай бұрын
You’re so late to this they put another lung in him (and he survived a heart attack and multiple unrelated flesh wounds in the meantime)
jesus christ i am a single year younger than a man who had a heart attack
Nothing can hold back the MacBastard.
4:39 made me do a spit take
Mac is my spiritual brother, I just recovered from a shattered knee and decided to still go to boot camp
@Samwiz1
Жыл бұрын
You would not BELIEVE what happened to Mac’s knee lmao
@GDestruction
Жыл бұрын
@@Samwiz1 MacBasterd is Trully a god amongust men
@AverageSlav
Жыл бұрын
@@Samwiz1 I probably would, my whole family has basically lived in the hospital for our entire lives. I’ve done everything from displace multiple ribs while breaking others to nearly eviscerating the cartilage in my knees to nearly losing my right hand to breaking open my skull to having a knife lodged halfway through the top of my skull
@mikkellarsen3119
Жыл бұрын
@@AverageSlav damn how are you still alive?
@AverageSlav
Жыл бұрын
@@mikkellarsen3119 good question, I’ve technically died too, I was born dead but was luckily resuscitated as well the car accident I was involved in while I was in the third grade, me and my dad were driving a little red Prius and we were T boned on top of a bridge. We stopped a literal foot away from flying off the bridge and I somehow walked away from the wreck perfectly ok other than minor burns from the seat belt despite the car being literally crushed. I don’t know if you are religious, but I am and that is what my family believes to be divine intervention. I shouldn’t be here today but God decided I should be.
Mac is just going to outlive everyone somehow
Mac just did the R.I.P bozo you will not be missed meme when you got your permission to do that joke. Only thing was missing was the song for the meme.
Just walk off the heart attack