[TF2] Profiteering off a Friend's Health Crisis

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He's fine, I'm a bad guy, we all had a good laugh about it, subscribe to ‪@macbastard3134‬ because apparently he's the main character of this channel now lol
...tune in next time for YET ANOTHER improbable situation this moron finds himself in because his life is a TV show and fate has a special plan for his biography
#TF2
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Hey, thanks for watching my video. Your viewing support means a lot to me. There used to be a message here explaining that the purpose of this channel was a KZread race between me and one of my friends, but I roundly trounced him (in yer face Spencer) so I can't put that here anymore. So uhh... I guess I just make KZread videos for KZread's sake now. Enjoy lmao
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Once again, thanks for watching! :D
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  • @MCisverygood
    @MCisverygood Жыл бұрын

    mac eating peanut butter while being allergic to it, deciding to eat some more and thus curing his allergy is the most mac thing ever

  • @moritamikamikara3879

    @moritamikamikara3879

    Жыл бұрын

    I literally know like 3 people who have done this...

  • @scelebob4329

    @scelebob4329

    Жыл бұрын

    imagine having a body so built different that you could just abuse your allergy and your body goes "fuck it we ball" and just becomes immune

  • @vepply

    @vepply

    Жыл бұрын

    he better not stop or its gonna come back lol

  • @ameftowriter1319

    @ameftowriter1319

    Жыл бұрын

    I mean it works

  • @t-natehundred2438

    @t-natehundred2438

    Жыл бұрын

    that's like shooting yourself on accident and then just stab the wound to pull the bullet so it can heal

  • @Samwiz1
    @Samwiz1 Жыл бұрын

    Something I forgot to mention with the list of health things Mac's been through There was this one time, right I grabbed a stupid meme from Joey's Discord (that place is literal anarchy and they all wish I was dead but every now and then I can steal a good meme from there lol) It was just straight up some fat guy tasing himself in the crotch That's all it was Mac went into a laughing fit *so hard and constant over the span of half an hour that he eventually passed out and got a concussion on the way down because his head banged on his table* I'm telling you this guy is immortal and we could not kill him if we tried; even if we nuked his house he'd Wallace and Gromit his way through a portal to make the explosion fire back in our faces or something lmao

  • @simpIeidiot

    @simpIeidiot

    Жыл бұрын

    McDonald’s large Coke

  • @VerySkilledGamer

    @VerySkilledGamer

    Жыл бұрын

    back at it again with another milk- HEEEEELP

  • @giblej5238

    @giblej5238

    Жыл бұрын

    bro liked his own comment 💀

  • @dededeletethis9940

    @dededeletethis9940

    Жыл бұрын

    MacBastard is an elder deity and humanity would gain understanding of the secrets of immortality if only they studied him

  • @Arkinagoth

    @Arkinagoth

    Жыл бұрын

    Mac left Creative Mode on

  • @Pudding404
    @Pudding404 Жыл бұрын

    Damn, Mac's own heart tried to attack him. Not even the very thing that keeps the man alive can take him out. This is Mac's world, and we're living in it.

  • @officialgeneral_soldiernat5717
    @officialgeneral_soldiernat5717 Жыл бұрын

    Mac took the “Take 1000 damage in a life” contract objective literally on multiple occasions and still continues to do so

  • @SupaThePotato

    @SupaThePotato

    Жыл бұрын

    Rasputin In a single life, get shot, burned, bludgeoned, and receive explosive damage.

  • @FishyBoi1337

    @FishyBoi1337

    Жыл бұрын

    @@SupaThePotato 💀💀💀

  • @gilbertxaviertansri9c853

    @gilbertxaviertansri9c853

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@SupaThePotato nah that's fowl 😂😂😂

  • @catchara1496

    @catchara1496

    Жыл бұрын

    @@gilbertxaviertansri9c853i think you mean foul

  • @gilbertxaviertansri9c853

    @gilbertxaviertansri9c853

    Жыл бұрын

    @@catchara1496 yea i misstype that

  • @ilikecurry2345
    @ilikecurry2345 Жыл бұрын

    Mac is just that lucky. He survived a heart attack and also a concussion. For all I know, in the next few months he could come down with cancer, and then the following year he'll tell Sam that he survived the battle.

  • @jaypeepurlas2097

    @jaypeepurlas2097

    Жыл бұрын

    The gift of prophesy -Apollo

  • @user-ek6tx8zh3j

    @user-ek6tx8zh3j

    7 ай бұрын

    You just predict MAC getting cancer a defeating it

  • @Stookinator

    @Stookinator

    29 күн бұрын

    huh

  • @ilikecurry2345

    @ilikecurry2345

    29 күн бұрын

    @@Stookinator I said that Mac can survive anything.

  • @shellshockhkmk7816
    @shellshockhkmk7816 Жыл бұрын

    As a peanut butter, I can confirm that Macaroni Bastard is immune to all our attacks and advances on him.

  • @MewCoYT
    @MewCoYT Жыл бұрын

    Mac's body: NOOOOO, YOU CANT DO THIS TO MEEE, WE ARE ALERGIC TO PEANUT BUTTEEERRRR Mac's brain: Hmmmmmm, pee nut *cures debuff*

  • @_mikolaj_
    @_mikolaj_ Жыл бұрын

    Given how high mortality of heart attacks is at young age Man, feels good to hear he is fine

  • @owen6830
    @owen6830 Жыл бұрын

    Mac is the kinda guy to survive a heart attack, cardiac arrest, 3 gunshot wounds to the chest, food poisoning and serve bleeding all at the same time, only to walk out of the hospital, trip on a small rock and die

  • @agentofstars2667
    @agentofstars2667 Жыл бұрын

    wow, this looks like a fun map. You should totally add this to the map rotation on your server : )

  • @Samwiz1

    @Samwiz1

    Жыл бұрын

    Not a CHANCE

  • @klortikterra4423

    @klortikterra4423

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Samwiz1 it's Big city but WORSE

  • @flamingscar5263

    @flamingscar5263

    Жыл бұрын

    ah yes, the big city 24/7 server

  • @kittenturd

    @kittenturd

    Жыл бұрын

    Seems fun ;)

  • @simpIeidiot

    @simpIeidiot

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Samwiz1 McDonald’s medium fries

  • @PriestOfTheHelix
    @PriestOfTheHelix Жыл бұрын

    Local idiot refuses to die. "Peanut allergies are cringe, lol." -Macbastard, 2001-2023.

  • @inductivegrunt94
    @inductivegrunt94 Жыл бұрын

    What are friends for than to take advantage of a friend's health crisis? Hope Mack doesn't have another one and maintains his physical health. And the map looks amazing. No where is safe and everything is spawn camping. A perfect map to play a casual game of TF2 on. Especially with the amount of banter these guys had, it was so funny.

  • @bringanotebook28
    @bringanotebook28 Жыл бұрын

    Man, I'm really glad Mac is okay, I got really wor-- HEEEELP!!! HELP ME!!! HEEELPPPP!!

  • @smugdodofart27
    @smugdodofart27 Жыл бұрын

    I only heard “mac had a heart attack” then i accidentally skipped to the almost end of the video and he’s back begging sam for help IS HE OKAY???

  • @samuelshock6292

    @samuelshock6292

    Жыл бұрын

    Is he alive or is he fine?

  • @smugdodofart27

    @smugdodofart27

    Жыл бұрын

    @@samuelshock6292 he doesn’t feel real anymore, Samuel

  • @czornykaczuch
    @czornykaczuch Жыл бұрын

    eating peanut butter to cure his allergy is such god-like chad move that even the Senders couldn't think of that

  • @hughjanes4883
    @hughjanes4883 Жыл бұрын

    I had a guy in a server actually really have a heart attack during a tf2 game, just like mac he was ok but it was freaky for a bit. Also I love how tf2 is so damn silly that making fun of heart attacks is completely reasonable.

  • @darkmagician4697

    @darkmagician4697

    Жыл бұрын

    That is not TF2 that is simply sam’s sick humor.

  • @reagansido5823
    @reagansido5823 Жыл бұрын

    What a fucking gigachad, eating peanut butter until he's no longer allergic to it.

  • @PajamaPantsStudios
    @PajamaPantsStudios Жыл бұрын

    Fr tho, “Heart Attack Mac” has such a ring to it

  • @DappyFroggy
    @DappyFroggy Жыл бұрын

    Hold up wtf did I miss

  • @SOKAR_EX
    @SOKAR_EX Жыл бұрын

    Imagine a team of Scottish resistance demos on spawn room hell. No where will be safe

  • @macbastard3134
    @macbastard3134 Жыл бұрын

    owch :(

  • @mr.tshroud

    @mr.tshroud

    Жыл бұрын

    WORST WISHES HOPE YOU GET WORSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @nardo8006

    @nardo8006

    Жыл бұрын

    Can I give you another.

  • @simpIeidiot

    @simpIeidiot

    Жыл бұрын

    McDonald’s chicken selects

  • @vonverna

    @vonverna

    Жыл бұрын

    Did you live?

  • @discoreposession

    @discoreposession

    Жыл бұрын

    @@vonvernano i made sure the heart attack worked

  • @soldjar.mp4
    @soldjar.mp4 Жыл бұрын

    This entire video was just the guys real personalities screaming to be released from their internal prisons

  • @MedicJigglypuff
    @MedicJigglypuff Жыл бұрын

    Of course Mac cant die, he has plot armor. Jokes aside, I'm really glad he's alright.

  • @vqinet3287

    @vqinet3287

    Жыл бұрын

    Get off the server

  • @MedicJigglypuff

    @MedicJigglypuff

    Жыл бұрын

    @@vqinet3287 Took me a while to realize that was you Will. Hello.

  • @vqinet3287

    @vqinet3287

    Жыл бұрын

    It’s in the name

  • @vqinet3287

    @vqinet3287

    Жыл бұрын

    Will (VQINET)

  • @berwynbb1788
    @berwynbb1788 Жыл бұрын

    sorry about the heart attack mack, ill tell them to stop next tiem

  • @kittenturd

    @kittenturd

    Жыл бұрын

    How should they react to this information?

  • @Xyna7590

    @Xyna7590

    Жыл бұрын

    @@kittenturd the council has reacted to this information

  • @roboticgamer360
    @roboticgamer360 Жыл бұрын

    As wise words said, "HELP!"

  • @Arkinagoth

    @Arkinagoth

    Жыл бұрын

    "HELP ME!"

  • @beewoman
    @beewoman Жыл бұрын

    Meeh, that heart attack was kinda baby. Super glad to hear he's doing okay.

  • @memdic6987
    @memdic6987 Жыл бұрын

    You are one sick man... And that is exactly why you are better then Soundsmith

  • @Nibiru_-_Gen_Z_Warlock
    @Nibiru_-_Gen_Z_Warlock Жыл бұрын

    you are DEVILISHLY comedic my friend

  • @vonverna
    @vonverna Жыл бұрын

    Fr Im glad Mac's ok, now I cant wait for the next cancer stream

  • @natescoolplace
    @natescoolplace Жыл бұрын

    “Sam my goosed has been cooked”-Mac bastard

  • @octoreiss8757
    @octoreiss8757 Жыл бұрын

    Sam would be the guy would call you two muppets in a hand suit and never elaborate on it

  • @superspider64
    @superspider64 Жыл бұрын

    That's absolutely hilarious that Mac cured his peanut peanut allergy just by constantly eating peanut butter, forcing his body to adjust to the nut

  • @redstonewarrior0152

    @redstonewarrior0152

    Жыл бұрын

    Well, that is how you cure an allergy. It is just you are supposed to be in the presence of a medical professional in the event you start dying. The medical professionals were an afterthought in macs case.

  • @judeblack4360

    @judeblack4360

    Жыл бұрын

    To quote Twitch Chat: "I didn't realize MacBastard was part of the Death Guard"

  • @datalysjr3339

    @datalysjr3339

    Жыл бұрын

    This just sounds like literal lore I’d hear in Tf2 like Demomans immune system only functioning on Alcohol

  • @StitchPen
    @StitchPen Жыл бұрын

    I'm more worried about the fact of him having a heart attack at his young age. No matter how invincible one may seem, nobody is impervious to further complications down the road. Regardless, I'm glad he's fine as he stands, and hopefully that's the last of any major health crisis for a good while.

  • @thecarrierpigeon6657
    @thecarrierpigeon6657 Жыл бұрын

    Sam would definitely become a war-profiteer given the chance

  • @morebid6129
    @morebid6129 Жыл бұрын

    Mac is the imbodiment of "if God wanted me dead he would've done it himself"

  • @tbotalpha8133

    @tbotalpha8133

    Жыл бұрын

    Dude had a heart attack. God *tried.*

  • @HyperHexagoner
    @HyperHexagoner Жыл бұрын

    11:00 THERE I AM GARY (the medic)

  • @presidentdedede8126
    @presidentdedede8126 Жыл бұрын

    Mac is physically incapable of dying, I stand by the belief that if I were to blow up the planet, he’d be the sole survivor.

  • @nardo8006
    @nardo8006 Жыл бұрын

    This is so cool can we make Mac have 17 more heart attacks in the name of profit

  • @Quickstein

    @Quickstein

    Жыл бұрын

    Hi nardo

  • @nardo8006

    @nardo8006

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Quickstein Hi Quick

  • @shinobi_animations
    @shinobi_animations Жыл бұрын

    4:20 mac just used his cloack to comeback to life bro it aint no god mode he is a irl spy main

  • @cosmicblooper6264
    @cosmicblooper6264 Жыл бұрын

    Im sorry, did Mac for real actually cure his peanut butter allergy by eating peanut butter? that's possible??? that's like remotely possible?????????

  • @QuiGonJoe

    @QuiGonJoe

    Жыл бұрын

    i mean allergy shots are basically the same thing just in smaller doses

  • @redstonewarrior0152

    @redstonewarrior0152

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@QuiGonJoe And in the presence of a medical professional in the event you have a severe reaction.

  • @QuiGonJoe

    @QuiGonJoe

    Жыл бұрын

    @@redstonewarrior0152 very true

  • @theermac6024

    @theermac6024

    Жыл бұрын

    I used to have allergy to cats. Until I adopted 4 of them

  • @Todeeemi
    @Todeeemi Жыл бұрын

    Someone should make a scientific video on why soldier tend to die more in "family guy death pose" than other classes. Like,have you ever seen a medic or scout doing it?

  • @callsignapollo_

    @callsignapollo_

    Жыл бұрын

    Soldier's reload animation. He reloads his rocket launcher by grabbing rockets from the back of his belt. Lot of soldier mains have auto-reload on since theres basically no downside and you can keep jumps going with less effort Combine that with the fact that you'll often be killed mid-reload and you have recipie for funny ragdolls

  • @Todeeemi

    @Todeeemi

    Жыл бұрын

    @@callsignapollo_ that makes very much sense

  • @beimanuel942
    @beimanuel942 Жыл бұрын

    mac and cheese with a side of cardiac arrest

  • @mostfinnishperson
    @mostfinnishperson Жыл бұрын

    This must be what happens in Emesis Blue when respawning

  • @tahjkuemmerle
    @tahjkuemmerle Жыл бұрын

    My favorite part of this video was the part where Samwiz1 said "It's Morbin' Time" and proceeded to Morb all over MacBastard's heart attack.

  • @Sup3rAJ2
    @Sup3rAJ2 Жыл бұрын

    the mention of Mac eating so much peanut butter that he stopped being allergic reminded me of something, so here it is. Fun Fact: despite not having the enzymes in our body to process milk (thus being lactose intolerant), our ancestors continued to consume dairy products. This forced our bodies to evolve to our stubborn stupidity and develope the enzymes to process dairy. We basically brute forced evolution (though we still are sometimes born being intolerant and can actually grow to lose the ability to process milk again)

  • @angryjeep6949
    @angryjeep6949 Жыл бұрын

    his heart attack was a cannon event 💀

  • @SmilingSkyYoutube

    @SmilingSkyYoutube

    Жыл бұрын

    What?

  • @SmilingSkyYoutube

    @SmilingSkyYoutube

    Жыл бұрын

    I don’t get it

  • @anonymousaccordionist3326
    @anonymousaccordionist3326 Жыл бұрын

    Mac clearly doesn't have godmode on. He's not completely invulnerable. He has Budha mode on.

  • @TheAmazingHerosquad
    @TheAmazingHerosquad Жыл бұрын

    Mac should just rename himself to Rasputin

  • @CatboyJerma2
    @CatboyJerma2 Жыл бұрын

    The demo charge getting immediately cut off at 5:24 was perfect

  • @ameftowriter1319
    @ameftowriter1319 Жыл бұрын

    Hope you're all right Mac

  • @tslon4185
    @tslon4185 Жыл бұрын

    If you think Mac’s peanut butter story is fake, it’s actually a thing that medical professionals do for allergy’s, it’s called allergen immunotherapy. It’s basically exposure therapy. But Mac basically did an amateur form of it.

  • @Stefanga44
    @Stefanga44 Жыл бұрын

    If god had wanted me to live,he would not have created a heart attack.

  • @mudeschuppentier6306
    @mudeschuppentier6306 Жыл бұрын

    Being from ATL, I can confirm that there are not many stabbings in this city (that I know of)

  • @therealthermic
    @therealthermic Жыл бұрын

    just don't let that mcdonalds sprite get his ass

  • @wr3nche5
    @wr3nche5 Жыл бұрын

    man, mac's lucky to have survived. GLaD he's o- HEEEEELP. HELP MEEEE. HEEEEE-

  • @jalontf2
    @jalontf2 Жыл бұрын

    The McDonald's commercials about a Big Mac Attack have a whole new relevance

  • @charadreemerr4195
    @charadreemerr41959 ай бұрын

    MacN'Bastard, The Immortal of Georgian Moonshine

  • @nukablecherries
    @nukablecherries Жыл бұрын

    I am very happy Mac is ok. It would of been a shame if the plot armour didn't protect from internal threats.

  • @nullstudios2989
    @nullstudios29893 ай бұрын

    I went to the tribute page and it’s JUST the nic cage mac and cheese with a blurry picture of Peter griffin lying dead on the ground behind it. Fuckin’ great,

  • @gddoramifan21
    @gddoramifan21 Жыл бұрын

    Mac is willam afton confirmed he always comes back

  • @the8bitclicker_193
    @the8bitclicker_193 Жыл бұрын

    I love how most of the video is just focused on the Discord call instead of the gameplay lmao

  • @gazowanemleko8507
    @gazowanemleko8507 Жыл бұрын

    "If this video reaches 100K views we get Mac to drink sulfuric acid on stream"

  • @velconx15
    @velconx15 Жыл бұрын

    Imagine being those little Twitch viewers, couldn't be me.

  • @diaz9044
    @diaz90447 ай бұрын

    Mac stop saying that someone's going to think you're having a second heart attack 😂

  • @goodoldkyogre3829
    @goodoldkyogre3829 Жыл бұрын

    Who tf gave Mac plot armor?!

  • @mattthekiller9129
    @mattthekiller9129 Жыл бұрын

    This is a certified Samwiz moment of all times

  • @elidhanMC
    @elidhanMC Жыл бұрын

    If God had wanted me to live He would not have created a heart attack

  • @netherlordgaming995
    @netherlordgaming995 Жыл бұрын

    4:40 so your saying allergies are just a weakness to overcome great I'll give all my peanut allergic friends this info and a jar of peanut butter

  • @The_SteelNerfer
    @The_SteelNerfer Жыл бұрын

    And that's the last of my braincells gone

  • @Kano_Productions
    @Kano_Productions Жыл бұрын

    my favorite twitch chat was: "was it a funny heart attack or a serious heat attack"

  • @diamondfrost7593
    @diamondfrost7593 Жыл бұрын

    This will be the proof that Macbastard being immortal on some moments

  • @cinoblades8962
    @cinoblades8962Ай бұрын

    Mac is basically SCP-682 but human.

  • @kirbyfreakyt4695
    @kirbyfreakyt4695 Жыл бұрын

    I also had a heart attack, two years ago. On an unrelated note I love Ghost type Pokemon 5:00 I've been in the hospital and ER for various reasons, too! ... Mac please don't be a distant relative, you're awesome but please

  • @Ploxtifs_OldAndDeadAccountXD
    @Ploxtifs_OldAndDeadAccountXD2 ай бұрын

    Mac Mithridates VI’ed his peanut butter allergy.

  • @Robin280497
    @Robin280497 Жыл бұрын

    10:12 You got zoomed by Tim Allen.

  • @isthatagamer8844
    @isthatagamer8844 Жыл бұрын

    It looks like Kreme has found a new skin suit!

  • @nuirejuvini9951
    @nuirejuvini9951 Жыл бұрын

    "Macbastard had a heartattack last night, anyways..." Some dude in chat: "goodbye" w h a t

  • @blazinbraixen9067
    @blazinbraixen9067 Жыл бұрын

    Mac's heart should went for the balls.

  • @gun8737
    @gun8737 Жыл бұрын

    That was a really nice video. So glad you are ba- HEEEEELP! HEEEEEEELP! HEEEELP MEEEEEE! HEEEEEEELP!

  • @shrimpfriesrice
    @shrimpfriesrice Жыл бұрын

    Man, Mac really outlived the death note. He really is god.

  • @thejuggercat
    @thejuggercat Жыл бұрын

    When mac gets released from the mortal coil,he will try to find mr charles darwin,just to ask... "Where you getting too lazy on my award?"

  • @pepsteprep
    @pepsteprepАй бұрын

    Is Mac just Adrian Carton de Wiart, the soldier who could not be killed? If he has survived Cancer, a heart attack, being shot, being stabbed, and destroying his Peanut Allergy, he must just be Adrian Carton De Wiart incarnated.

  • @cashcreations8797
    @cashcreations87979 ай бұрын

    mac literally screaming on auto pilot is killing me

  • @firefoxfurry30
    @firefoxfurry30 Жыл бұрын

    Hey Samwiz I got a good idea for a video you could do. Get a party of 6 people. each one goes medic with stock uber, kritz, quick fix, vaccinator (bullet, blast and fire), then just simply pocket one person on your team for the entire round

  • @OPGrace2199
    @OPGrace2199 Жыл бұрын

    Security system TAKES CONTROL OF SQUIDWARD'S HOUSE and begins ATTACKING THE CITY. Leaving the mayor to give Squidward community service for the damage he caused. EVEN THOUGH Spongebob and Patrick were in his house the WHOLE FUCKING TIME,

  • @fractalisomega9517
    @fractalisomega9517 Жыл бұрын

    He had that moderna heart attack

  • @Hoovy-uf3vx
    @Hoovy-uf3vx Жыл бұрын

    I predict that MacBastard will die by slipping on a banana peel

  • @hank2815
    @hank2815 Жыл бұрын

    Every boys locker room:

  • @mastertree14
    @mastertree14 Жыл бұрын

    EA Sports (Profits from others pain)

  • @belfastplayz2649
    @belfastplayz2649 Жыл бұрын

    Mac. Dude. What’s it like living at the hospital and ur place as a backup home

  • @yarper1983
    @yarper1983 Жыл бұрын

    I am getting the bones in both of my feet melded together

  • @MusForReal
    @MusForReal8 күн бұрын

    We need a documentary about Mac

  • @epicninjacakez6716
    @epicninjacakez67165 ай бұрын

    So wait, im super fucking late to this. MAC IS DOWN ONE LUNG?! HOW IS BRO ALIVE?

  • @Samwiz1

    @Samwiz1

    5 ай бұрын

    You’re so late to this they put another lung in him (and he survived a heart attack and multiple unrelated flesh wounds in the meantime)

  • @thesmashor4396
    @thesmashor4396 Жыл бұрын

    jesus christ i am a single year younger than a man who had a heart attack

  • @atruepanda1782
    @atruepanda1782 Жыл бұрын

    Nothing can hold back the MacBastard.

  • @DrDementia
    @DrDementia Жыл бұрын

    4:39 made me do a spit take

  • @AverageSlav
    @AverageSlav Жыл бұрын

    Mac is my spiritual brother, I just recovered from a shattered knee and decided to still go to boot camp

  • @Samwiz1

    @Samwiz1

    Жыл бұрын

    You would not BELIEVE what happened to Mac’s knee lmao

  • @GDestruction

    @GDestruction

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@Samwiz1 MacBasterd is Trully a god amongust men

  • @AverageSlav

    @AverageSlav

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Samwiz1 I probably would, my whole family has basically lived in the hospital for our entire lives. I’ve done everything from displace multiple ribs while breaking others to nearly eviscerating the cartilage in my knees to nearly losing my right hand to breaking open my skull to having a knife lodged halfway through the top of my skull

  • @mikkellarsen3119

    @mikkellarsen3119

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@AverageSlav damn how are you still alive?

  • @AverageSlav

    @AverageSlav

    Жыл бұрын

    @@mikkellarsen3119 good question, I’ve technically died too, I was born dead but was luckily resuscitated as well the car accident I was involved in while I was in the third grade, me and my dad were driving a little red Prius and we were T boned on top of a bridge. We stopped a literal foot away from flying off the bridge and I somehow walked away from the wreck perfectly ok other than minor burns from the seat belt despite the car being literally crushed. I don’t know if you are religious, but I am and that is what my family believes to be divine intervention. I shouldn’t be here today but God decided I should be.

  • @lactosetheintolerant.
    @lactosetheintolerant. Жыл бұрын

    Mac is just going to outlive everyone somehow

  • @nicholasagosto3849
    @nicholasagosto3849 Жыл бұрын

    Mac just did the R.I.P bozo you will not be missed meme when you got your permission to do that joke. Only thing was missing was the song for the meme.

  • @theride1176
    @theride1176 Жыл бұрын

    Just walk off the heart attack

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