"The scout follows his instinct and goes on the wrong direction." I DIED LAUGHING

@ynnelynnel1068

4 жыл бұрын

SPEEDO WAGON

@datkhornedog899

4 жыл бұрын

*Throws Sledgehammer*

@peppershredder1

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you speedwagon! Very cool!

@Ludwig_Perpenhente

3 жыл бұрын

Temmie?

@Lunaandpluto

2 жыл бұрын

Then how are you alive?

Stop teleporter abuse _They have rights!_

@testietfoot411

5 жыл бұрын

Teleporter rights T.R.

@libertyprime398

5 жыл бұрын

Telaporter life's matter

@testietfoot411

4 жыл бұрын

@Alex McKnight no u u

@thememesterbutdifferentname

4 жыл бұрын

I'm your 250th liker ;)

@dogwithknife9596

4 жыл бұрын

Mmmmmm sandvich

“The bots just lack intelligence to defend their intelligence.” Maybe the documents inside were how to be smart?

@Memiokoa

2 жыл бұрын

Literal intelligence

@SergeantDC

2 жыл бұрын

@@Memiokoa indeed

@TheLemonsAreComing

2 жыл бұрын

Smol brain protecc de way to become beeg brain.

@thecamocampaindude5167

9 ай бұрын

But they forgot how to open it

I don’t know why but I’m genuinely sad when I see the bots freezing in the “commercial” and I get overwhelmed with joy when the demo smiles as he puts on his gibus

@botlinemiami

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@mnichow2146

4 жыл бұрын

Gibus: *exists* Demolishion Man: :D

@cammanderdj146

2 жыл бұрын

So cute

note that the engineer has 11 phds each of those engineers has *11 PhDS*

@DabloonsTNT3

7 жыл бұрын

FREE PIZZA GODDAMMIT damn, if they're that bad with 11 phds, imagine how many phds we could get

@Auden.

7 жыл бұрын

Wisshee zero

@Auden.

7 жыл бұрын

Wisshee because they have mastered every pootis art

@ariamae-922

7 жыл бұрын

+Wisshee 1395

@SpecterReaper

7 жыл бұрын

FREE PIZZA GODDAMMIT soo, if they're heavies they will have 1 *PHD* Each?

Top Ten Greatest Anime Fights of All Time

@andylau5846

7 жыл бұрын

StickMaster500 Watchmojo.com

@cinnamonflavord

7 жыл бұрын

Top Ten Brutal Anime Battles

@marcobolivar8860

7 жыл бұрын

StickMaster500 ur everywhere

@spamartist9443

7 жыл бұрын

StickMaster500 lol

@tosevitezhamrick

7 жыл бұрын

Bot Porn Is Best Porn. Piss.

the scouts look like bees trying to defend their hive. I love it.

Moth: "..you can make a bot.. happy." Also Moth: "WELCOME BACK TO *BOT WARS* "

@TheLemonsAreComing

2 жыл бұрын

America: diplomacy and peace :D Also America: DO I SMELL *OIL*

@inky_mesa

Жыл бұрын

I don't like donating to bots They allwas shot me when i try

Pray for scoot

@Emm1lyn

5 жыл бұрын

1 liek equal 1 pray 4 scoot

@harbingerserenade9569

5 жыл бұрын

scooty toot boi

@vap0rw1se

4 жыл бұрын

rip scoot

@natebit8130

4 жыл бұрын

97

@wheatley7083

4 жыл бұрын

RIP Scunt

No joke here, if there was an organization giving out 1 hat a month for F2P's , I would totally donate!

@shastagates1934

5 жыл бұрын

Lightredflare not players bots

@yazidefirenze

5 жыл бұрын

I would bots or newbs! Apple hat! Skinned Medi Gun! Waffle!

@spynyi

4 жыл бұрын

I want waffle. I have over 1000 hours in tf2 but im still a noob ;-;

@xeneth531

4 жыл бұрын

I have like a day of TF2 experience

@xeneth531

4 жыл бұрын

Please donate

4:28 this engineer is standing incredibly still Spy: lets kill him right this time

" Maybe the bots aren't as stupid as they seem." " Are you sure about that.?" -John Cena.

you know what each team could use? 11 more snipers.

@BlankBlonk

5 жыл бұрын

That would be ultra-realistic

@realultraformerlyultranact6542

4 жыл бұрын

i guess

@spynyi

4 жыл бұрын

No we need a new map called 2fort

@thepizzacarpizza1056

4 жыл бұрын

Nah 5 more snipers *Cuts to karma charger's 5 more snipers demonstration vid*

@bbelugawhale8817

4 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah yeah

Two Hour documentary: Me: *asleep* 30-minute video on TF2 Bots: Me: *taking notes*

@AF-bh5ol

4 жыл бұрын

yes lol

@waluiginumberone2184

4 жыл бұрын

Write that down WRITE THAT DOWN

@jakman8515

4 жыл бұрын

@@waluiginumberone2184 oh sorry man my notes got burnt because i was being chased by a pyro

@waluiginumberone2184

4 жыл бұрын

Jak Man mine got stolen by a spy

@hel1140

3 жыл бұрын

Mine’s stolen by sniper to write his kill list

Girl: how did you not cry to the Titanic? Od you even have emotions? Me, an intelectual:

"Engineers are the smartest type of bots." *HECK YEAH*

@thunderspark1536

Жыл бұрын

YEEEEEEEEEEEE

"Unable to move" **says as engineer is slapping wrench in his hand**

@theniceumbrella7174

3 жыл бұрын

Well, he is moving his hand

You know, when AI take over the world, I can imagine them being offended by this video.

@FrenchDavid50

5 жыл бұрын

I doubt it. If someone called a proto-human troglodyte a fucking idiot, would you be offended? Naw you'd be like yah troglodytes are pretty stupid. This "AI' is nothing like what will overthrow humanity.

@barbecue1015

5 жыл бұрын

FrenchDavid50 it was just meant to be a joke, but ok...

@imostlycomment9109

5 жыл бұрын

AI don’t have feelings I think

@thebadmedic89

5 жыл бұрын

What if someone program them to have feelings?

@samuraijackoff5354

5 жыл бұрын

The thing is that Ai can’t have real emotions that alive organisms have.

"so class, what did you do over spring break?" oh i cried over a teleporter

Never thought I’d feel bad for a teleporter

@Yurei008

6 ай бұрын

That poor poor red teleporter was forced to watch all of his brethren teleporters grow while he’s being neglected and that can make a grown man cry 😢

For what it's worth, the snipers on 2fort do show strong intelligence, despite the fact they tend to leave it behind.

"engineer dadis" thats a gud line

@megaagentj2248

5 жыл бұрын

The Bad medic *TrIgGeRrEdEdEd

@alexandrugabrielserban147

5 жыл бұрын

Yall sure that we entered the correct website?

@brummekke

5 жыл бұрын

Thats to many bots for you

@ratfield8218

5 жыл бұрын

Daddies*************

@harbingerserenade9569

5 жыл бұрын

*e n g i*

Girl: what do you mean you didn't cry while watching the Titanic, do you have emotions? me: 3:59

If he only knew that 2020 would literally be this

@eractum

3 ай бұрын

If he only knew that 2024 would literally be this

"Bot on Bot action" this is some 18+ material here...

15:40 "They don't abandon the cart" Man, these bots are already better than public players.

@frozenfiredarknight3764

4 жыл бұрын

I still remember the amount of times the entire team just left the cart to the point of it going backwards.

@hel1140

3 жыл бұрын

I still remembered that my team spawncamped the entire RED team and lost because they forgot the cart exists

@bruhman2995

3 жыл бұрын

PUSH THE CART YOU NOOBS, THIS IS THE THIRD TIME TODAY IV'E HAD A TRASH TEAM NOT PUSH THE CART

@THG_thehumangod

3 жыл бұрын

LittleShadowGames I feel personally attacked and I stick to the cart like glue.

@gameygames135

3 жыл бұрын

When i Play heavy im a cart sentry

3:53 Me. Just, me.

"But which class is best at pushing payloads?" Heavy! "That's right" :D "Scouts" >:(

@harbingerserenade9569

5 жыл бұрын

D:

@harbingerserenade9569

5 жыл бұрын

sadness noises...

@psychoacoustical

4 жыл бұрын

Heavy:Thanks brother Scout:what the hell is your problem?

@noone6991

4 жыл бұрын

Nitro Light well, scout has x2 capture rate...

@KodiakKetchup

4 жыл бұрын

I've never seen such pootis before

8:32 Sniper 1: Oh glorious wall, what do we need to do in order to win this match? Wall: Nothing... Sniper 2: THE WALL HAS SPOKEN!

@Somerandomperson-hl1kt

5 жыл бұрын

Peacefulmomoman I shall form a cult with that wall as our leader (this is a joke.)

@snooze2699

2 жыл бұрын

@@Somerandomperson-hl1kt make it REAL

9:37 Sniper: I died, must do a quick exercise

@tqser

4 жыл бұрын

That really hurts if you dont know how to do it

Welcome to 2021 where this is almost real

@mudderbad5780

2 жыл бұрын

Almost?

If this isn't turned into an SFM already I'm gonna do it

Imagine this but everyone is a spy

@foxymetroid

5 жыл бұрын

None of them realize that the Heavy wasn't theirs, forgetting that, as a team of spies, they have no Heavies.

@wheel4155

5 жыл бұрын

That spy is a spy!

@donk6790

5 жыл бұрын

"It seems I am not the only spy."

@Somerandomperson-hl1kt

5 жыл бұрын

That's hilarious. Just try it with 100% all the time uber and friendly fire. You'll see how much death there'll be... XD

@Red_24

5 жыл бұрын

i Am ThE sPaH

The first match of Engi vs Engi looks quite similar to how WWI went.

@TKsh1

7 жыл бұрын

The cap point being the no man's land.

@gaetaboss_mattj3047

7 жыл бұрын

Lord of Tea We share the same thoughts my friendo

@lordoftea2753

7 жыл бұрын

Exactly.

@justinwhite4995

7 жыл бұрын

or the cold war, as the usa and russia did NOT want to do stuff like stack troops and nukes, cuz they did not want the other to do the same, and nuke the world till its ded.

@lordoftea2753

7 жыл бұрын

Well, thats another way of putting it.

The second it said “ a word from our sponsor” an ad went on

Ad: Shows Sad Poor Helpless Homeless Bots Show: So This bot riped this other one apart, then spread its blood on the walls

2:57 "for a teleporter to reach adulthood, they must be loved and cared by their engineer daddies " you mean the engineer daddies beating their wrench down on the poor teleporters for for 16 times?

@brunor.1127

6 жыл бұрын

No that means giving then a brother

@genericcat9710

5 жыл бұрын

yea

@spynyi

4 жыл бұрын

Makes sense

The stuck Scout was really dark.

@ChatonIsHere

7 жыл бұрын

Coming from Chara, this is scary.

@pootispow3032

7 жыл бұрын

lol

@audileyeti4478

7 жыл бұрын

so sad

@stewartsaurus5796

7 жыл бұрын

It's happened to me before. I was a BLU engineer, so guess what I did? Yes, I built a teleporter. I know, it's jerky, I only did it because I just so happened to be there at the wrong (right? Idk) time.

@greasycunt4442

7 жыл бұрын

***** Hardest decision of my life.

Me: *Watches video* Video: “... and loss of brain cells.” Me (After Video): “Ehkey, seh whet wes desbeiwolalllnsbakmhhhh.”

@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit

3 жыл бұрын

mY mout tates ike teef

Legend says that the scout is still stuck between the upward last spawn doors to this day

Holy shit the neglected teleporters part is fucking emotional

@dewkdogg

6 жыл бұрын

what about the scout stuck in the door

@turnneck

6 жыл бұрын

dewkdogg omg so sad I want to donate a Frenchman’s formals as well for the spy or scouts

@supercool1312

6 жыл бұрын

A bottle of windex same with the trapped scout

@henrikmejer9930

6 жыл бұрын

I know

@Fritz19791975

6 жыл бұрын

A bottle of windex I saw this right as I saw your comment

this seriously needs to be a tv show

@Niiue

5 жыл бұрын

Justin C. ikr

“They seem to enjoy being inside of each other, much more then necessary, maybe we should give them a moment of privacy.”

“As we know, Engineers are the smartest of the bots” *flashbacks to me on pl_upward with Blu Engineer stuck in the door*

If(door.isLocated()) { this.Face.Ram(this.Nearest(wall)); }

@skyjack1

4 жыл бұрын

Flawless C++

@setseretze3565

4 жыл бұрын

I thought this is c#

@Krisztian08

4 жыл бұрын

I think the wall would be find.nearest"stage.wall" but that might be just me.

@jemandindentiefendesintern3096

4 жыл бұрын

For what it’s worth this could be a lot of languages.

@pinekel1081

4 жыл бұрын

Seems like javascript

I now want to donate some hats to the cause

@vaporwolf9344

7 жыл бұрын

I donated my Gibus... they deserve it

@potatotyler480

7 жыл бұрын

Seth McCallum I donated a reverse wat ever the last word was

@nuggetism2640

7 жыл бұрын

I'll give them Roblox hats! XD

@stressedcatinabox

7 жыл бұрын

Nuggetism ! Fuck ROBLOX!

@fiendrircok1141

6 жыл бұрын

Din Mor fuck you

girl a: I can’t believe he didn’t cry during titanic! girl b: do men even have feelings? men: 18:30

Legends say, the scout is still stuck in the door...

I lost a few brain cells watching this: They're in my tears

@tomlawson4713

7 жыл бұрын

Random Cluster Missile You might want to see a doctor about that

@mcrookie6632

7 жыл бұрын

Random Cluster Missile yes ur brain cell think random crit is gud

@MsTuito

6 жыл бұрын

Random Cluster Missile Ao

@epicdestroyer223

3 жыл бұрын

i’m still crying from the stuck scout

Congratulations, TooManyMoths, you have successfully made me feel bad for a TELEPORTER.

@brotobrogamingchannel5301

6 жыл бұрын

Pardoxia is right

@Lunaandpluto

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed

The keep a bit warm thing hit me in the feels man

The commentary on the teleporters made me crack up xD And the sniper commentary gave me a laughing fit. Thank you so much for this treasure of a video! Also, I'm gonna make a keybind for my engie "Aggressively carries toolbox" lmao

I felt so bad for the stuck scout at the end of the fight

@kacpercymerman7958

6 жыл бұрын

Litten The kitten #feelssadman 😭

@trashythedemon4867

6 жыл бұрын

Litten The kitten ikr 😢😢😢😢

@frogoffrog3289

6 жыл бұрын

Litten The kitten fight for the scout!

@ThatRubberNut

6 жыл бұрын

We all do...

@temmiesbreakroom3715

6 жыл бұрын

yeah i almost cryed

5:20 *Top 10 Saddest Anime Deaths*

The scout war would somehow be a good drama sfm I don’t know why

8:15 my casual experience...

Shit man that teleporters part got deep af

@harbingerserenade9569

5 жыл бұрын

ouch. sad noises.

@geckyoskitz

4 жыл бұрын

*Sad Teleporter Noises*

@dani.2479

Жыл бұрын

The bots left out in the freezing cold and the misunderstood teleporters are the saddest thing in history

"Engineer daddies"

@myntchyp8844

4 жыл бұрын

@homie doge hot

3:20 My guy really put 2 teleporters on a ledge.

5:17 The Belko Experiment (2016)

As a comp player... I have lost 99% of all my brain cells

@spynyi

4 жыл бұрын

As a casual player i have gained 1000% more brain cells

@josephellis9494

4 жыл бұрын

As a training player I have ascended

@generalgrievous3667

4 жыл бұрын

As a player that has not even installed it, I have transcended existence.

@sirpuppetdx

4 жыл бұрын

As someone without a computer, I have become a God.

@NdrizzyTheGoat

4 жыл бұрын

As a fetus without internet, I am beyond everything. Even god

artificial intelligence? more like artificial incompetence amiright?

@romeokukita277

3 жыл бұрын

Artificial unintelligence

"The price of keys is rising" Ha i wish keys were still 27 ref

@themedic9131

4 жыл бұрын

Wha they are now? 57 refs

All of the Jungle Inferno maps let Engineers, Snipers, and Spies screw around in them, albeit, concentrating on getting kills instead of completing the objectives similarly to Helltower.

Engi to Engi Engi: I want you inside me. Engi: I want you inside me.

@Alightminer8

7 жыл бұрын

Dellis Runken really?.?

@harveybower9899

6 жыл бұрын

Look at his name His is D. Runken

Damn Blu scouts, that's what I call playing the objective

@butterh2

6 жыл бұрын

Blucanyon they’re better than real players!

@TruceDoesStuff

6 жыл бұрын

Butter H2 agreed

6:42 - 6:46 I don't know how a demoman's smile made my day but it did

“AI is going to kill us all!” AI: *where point*

I love botwars

@bayleifrazee514

6 жыл бұрын

vance caldwell its like fucking natinal geographic

@febgrbefbefbefvkyrkryngsna8739

6 жыл бұрын

vance caldwell same

I dig it, make more. I wanna see 6 medics and 6 hoovies per team.

@kenbaddiley6796

6 жыл бұрын

m

12:36 "Surprisingly, considering he's a bot, doesn't miss"

Rest in peace- engineer who stood still that no one knew. May you be in all out hearts and in our asses.

Awesome video. Could we get an episode with spies only on badwater? :D

@polinttalu7102

7 жыл бұрын

Seventh Heaven yes Please

@sweetmamaschili4051

7 жыл бұрын

Seventh Heaven they just disguise and fall for all the other spies so it's like engi but not really as funny

@limhm4232

7 жыл бұрын

+Ryan Gonzalez the bots know you are fake

@eisanaeem3281

7 жыл бұрын

Seventh Heaven great idea

@sweetmamaschili4051

7 жыл бұрын

They know because they are part of the game but won't take action

Who else here didn't break down into Angrish? Also, one fix for pl_upward is, when the exit closes after point C is capped, make the ceiling descend & kill those trapped within it, or something. At least that happened in the Egyptian maps, & it's better mercy than leaving the Scout for dead.

@TooManyMoths

7 жыл бұрын

Actually I checked and that door on point C opens from the inside. No idea why the bot gave up so early :s

@janehuskmann1914

7 жыл бұрын

Still, it's nice to mercy kill those that stay behind.

@ent.8764

7 жыл бұрын

He got stuck so he couldnt touch the trigger to open the door...

@stewartsaurus5796

7 жыл бұрын

Or, you could just type "explode" in the console... But bots can't use the console... But at least he could survive the BLU teams victory!

@janehuskmann1914

7 жыл бұрын

So many +1's. I didn't anticipate that.

18:40 top ten saddest anime moments in the world

that poor Scout :(

6:32, that Heavy, he gave me one little laugh. He's just trying over and over.

@grovetender4713

4 жыл бұрын

please dont laugh at bots its rude

@WildRage_

4 жыл бұрын

aquantic libbyssandbox they have no feelings dummy. They are computer controlled robots with no feelings or thoughts at all.

@dogwithknife9596

4 жыл бұрын

They do, for example sniper

Time stamps for each documental of the bots 0:50 - 19:57 Engineer Bots 7:27 Sniper Bots 14:33 Scout Bots

the way you talk about it is something id want to watch over and over

9:40 Ow that split tho

Rip the scout with the leg in door Like “Hey robot 42...” “What robot53 “ “Do you remeber robot32 “ “Robot32?” “I forgot about robot32 “

@sleeeepyy_

4 жыл бұрын

poor robot32 scout guy i'll call him scoutwasagoodguy32

man the scout with the leg in the door is really sad

The title has aged poorly

I need more of this in my life.

@nostalgiaboner6208

7 жыл бұрын

Dunkaccino, How about you watch Webm's?

Thank you for making this video. I have found gymnopedie no. 1 through your video and I love Satie his music calms me.

Why do I relate and sympathize to the one red teleporter in 3:58 Yikes

the engineers are the smartest because they know the only way to truly win a war is to not fight it

Engineer daddies? "Hit me with your wrench daddy I need to be punished!"

@LegionsTyphoon

7 жыл бұрын

Wora dude... no.

@ovewatchmemes4244

7 жыл бұрын

"that big turret of yours is even bigger!did you upgrade it?"

@rufflemywuffles7147

7 жыл бұрын

*Notices ur teleporter* OwO what's this?

@nigwardtheholyspirit5155

7 жыл бұрын

Wora ii

@l1fey123

7 жыл бұрын

Wora Erectin a dispenser :/

That one Scout stuck between two shutters were the funniest thing of the year I couldn't do anything but crying laugh for solid minutes

19:30 this is really sad, I know it's a video game but somehow, a lone scout trapped in a room with no way out, sucking his thumb, is just really sad, the only hope for him is when the next match on that map happens and the doors reopen allowing for him to escape if he's not already dead

4:23 WW1 in a nutshell.

@themedic9131

4 жыл бұрын

Then 57 scout tried to rush And kepped sending in waves

Hello again. Thanks so much for watching. The giveaway video I talked about last video should be up sometime this week. Had to wait for the items to become tradeable y'know? If you want to be notified when it goes live, or if you just liked this video, please subscribe. Also be sure to subscribe to Nuckshock for his amazing animation: kzread.info Last of all, you may be wondering why I sounded so weird in the outro. Just before I went to record it my audio interface blew up, so I had to use my crappy old USB mic. Typical, huh?

@Gordon519

7 жыл бұрын

Love your videos, keep up the good work

@TheTrashman9

7 жыл бұрын

TooManyMoths I love this series now. So well made. I even enjoy the ads you made. Keep it up man!

@thepiggymonkey9586

7 жыл бұрын

TooManyMoths AND HERE COMES A OTHER 10,000 SUBSCRIBERS CONGRADULATIONS

@syahareensharani6869

7 жыл бұрын

TooManyMoths how about Spy vs Spy how would you react :)

@jUppers

7 жыл бұрын

This halloween soul collecting bs is really getting in the way

19:19 both blue scouts died at the same time, in the same position, facing the same way

This was a good video. Loved it. Although, if someone were to make a video in a similar fashion to this, but genuinely analyzing the bot behaviours and decision making, I would totally be up for that.

In the bots hq The enemy has taken our intelligence!

@aaespeccaectralclesclesapp1284

5 жыл бұрын

Likely the dev is the enemy to the bots intelligence.

@hazeltree7738

5 жыл бұрын

There is no intelligence to take XD

@lelasaranac1435

5 жыл бұрын

Literally

@Gabriel_Guerra

5 жыл бұрын

xD

You said "They like being inside of eachother"... Does this sound like subtext to anyone besides me?

@kryswilkins8615

5 жыл бұрын

cant spell subtext without buttsex

@Somerandomperson-hl1kt

5 жыл бұрын

Krys Wilkins oh right. XD

@ferretonmeth1240

4 жыл бұрын

Krys Wilkins buttsext

@No-mp1ok

4 жыл бұрын

Krys Wilkins subtescts

Thank you for making this masterpice

This is hilarious please do more! Love these videos. You should have a segment where people record their gameplay of sniper bots fighting eachother.

@Guardsman_Greg

3 жыл бұрын

He has a lot of videos on this dude

the bot that was stuck in the second to last location should do a surprising comeback to the video.