"If anything, that's even LESS Halal" will never NOT have me rolling on the floor 😅

My Momma cried so hard when 8 got shot in MLM. It’s no mean feat to make my 70yr old white Momma fall in love with you, good work! I think you are amazing Tez, great stand up!! :)

@nizdolls

2 жыл бұрын

Omg I cried so much too. It was heartbreaking. He was so good natured and innocent.

@NickTaylorGisborne

Жыл бұрын

I cried hard when 8 got shot. We need more 8

@TheDylls

Жыл бұрын

We need to see Nate and Mobeen on the warpath!!

Thank you for all your lovely comments. They mean a lot. This is a self-produced piece of work, so, if you liked the show, you can pay what you want at: www.paypal.me/tezilyas (suggested minimum donation £5 x)

@TheDylls

Жыл бұрын

Hey Tez! This special was something else!! My wife and I both thoroughly enjoyed it and want to "pay for our tickets"... I was wondering if you might consider telling us the rough cost of what a ticket to this special would have cost?! Thanks!!! (And I hope you know you broke my dang heart when 8 died!)

@TezIlyasComedy

Жыл бұрын

@@TheDylls hey man! Thank you so much! So tickets were £20 each to watch this live. Also, so please check out my new special, Vicked, uploaded earlier this month 😊 And yes, RIP Eight 💚

@TheDylls

Жыл бұрын

@@TezIlyasComedy Vicked is what we're going to watch together this weekend coming up!! And thank YOU for such an amazing viewing experience!! I've seen TED Talks before that are very humurous, and I've seen a FEW comedians put out "Comedy Specials" that really just felt like a "funny TED Talk"... This is the FIRST TIME that I've EVER seen "a hilarious Comedy Special that gave me TED Talk vibes"... It really felt to me like watching a masterclass in the art

@spectre8_fulcrum

Жыл бұрын

Shut up bastard

Tez ilyas is seriously a top comedian! Can't wait to see him go further

@TezIlyasComedy

Жыл бұрын

InshAllah!

this is a TED talk, a comedy show, master story telling. left me educated, had me laughing, educated me. This deserves to be shared everywhere.

@TezIlyasComedy

2 жыл бұрын

Amazing feedback! Thank you bro 💚

@prasand5314

Жыл бұрын

I'm quite disappointed you didn't call it a TEZ Talk

Tez being one of the few comics that actually communicate and comment on poignant issues fearlessly with incredible humour and insight. Alexei Sayle (another hero of mine) would be proud.

The chicken rant hit me exactly like David S. Pumpkins!!! It somehow gets funnier the further they go with it, even though it shouldn't! Hahaha

Is a comedy show supposed to make you cry? Beautiful.

So underrated, this comedian is brilliant! He should have a Netflix special!

BRO!!!!! I'm 💯💯percent AMERICAN!!!🇺🇸🇺🇸 AND I FULLY SUPPORT YOU MAN!!! your comedy is great and I LOVE how decentisized your comedy is! That's what America NEEDS!! more great comedy and less sensitive feelings! Love your skits bro!! Keep up the great work!! We need it in these hard economy times!!!💯💯💯💯🛐🛐

@TezIlyasComedy

3 жыл бұрын

My man!!!

The people who are the funniest don’t have a high fan base but I don’t give shizer because at least I get to see you. You always put a smile on my face. You deserve so much more bro.

@TezIlyasComedy

4 жыл бұрын

Ameen!

@rcsehussain7278

4 жыл бұрын

Tez Ilyas Ameen🤲🏽

Wow that last bit had me in tears. You are so good

Bro this is genuinely one of the best specials I've seen. Funny, deep, thought provoking, and just so incredibly well done! Keep it up Tez you deserve so much more recognition mate!

Wow this should be trending on Netflix 100% Pure comedy quality at its finest. Thank you for this one and keep going brother 🙏🙏🙏🥰😊💖

This stand up made my Top 10 easy. Saw you in Man like Mobeen first and have followed you since! Absolutely love your stuff!

@TezIlyasComedy

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you so much bro!

Thank you, YT for the recommendation. I have subscribed the channel now so I won't miss anything from this gem ❤️

There's levels to this comedy. Clever, thought-provoking, and absolutely hilarious to boot. Well done fella.

@TezIlyasComedy

4 жыл бұрын

Bro! This comment hit me in my feels man 🥰

Man that was so cleverly written, everything was linked and you had amazing messages all throughout. You're doing something amazing, there are issues in the world and you're actively doing something about it in a marvelous way. May Allah bless you and make more people like you, and inspire people to fight oppression through you're fantastic work.

@TezIlyasComedy

3 жыл бұрын

Simon Bird thank you man 🙏🏽

@swalia2247

3 жыл бұрын

Tez Ilyas omg

Absolutely amazing. Iv seen Tez on TV but this is the first stand up of his iv watched. Really really enjoyed it. Real, heart wrenching at times but very very funny too. Thank you Tez. First class

@TezIlyasComedy

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you so much!!

I need a love button for this, to like it isn't enough. Outstanding. ♥️👏🏻👏🏻

How am I seeing this just now. It's like seeing a bollywood movie, one minute I'm laughing and the next I'm deeply touched. How you seamlessly go light to deep and vice versa, genius. Enjoyed this thoroughly, there was only one thing I would disagree on, perhaps...

This is one of the funniest stand up routines i've seen in a long time ...I hope post-covid you come to the states

@TezIlyasComedy

3 жыл бұрын

That's the plan!

So glad to see this special up bro. Thanks for giving me some laughs

full screen on smart tv all the fam are watching, arent they glad im on the mailing list. nice work much love tez

Thanks for putting that on KZread. I still haven't come to terms with the end of man like mobeen. X

I have been moved to research so many of the social issues you talked about in this special. 🖤🤎 from across the pond

@TezIlyasComedy

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you Bridgett 💚

Absolute legend.. I'm sharing this to my fb page..

Much love Tez. This has kept me going in the office today. Cheers Bro.

Enjoyed this so much! Well done, Tez!

Saw this guy on mock the eeek first and followed his career since! Loved this. ❤️❤️❤️❤️

I can't believe I just came across this. I first saw clips of you at Live at the Apollo on KZread then binge watched all of Man Like Mobeen and now this, always with stitches in the side of my stomach. So much passion, range and wit all while addressing major social issues. Much love from Canada bruv, I'd love to see you live out here.

So good i've watched it twice in one day!!!! Love it!!!

I absolutely adore you. You are what we need right now. ( big up for explaining alopecia too) Hub.

@TezIlyasComedy

3 жыл бұрын

That's too kind!

@SA-tg5mm

3 жыл бұрын

@@TezIlyasComedy Ali Pecia

The Guantanamo Bay image actually made me teary... In my head, I was trying to figure out how you'd match the caged chickens' image but I wasn't expecting that image to pop up and unfortunately, that place already exists. Very well written and excellently performed. Well done Tez.

I’m soo glad you made this bro a lot of people needed to see this as a majority of the worlds population is blind to the racism Muslims face on daily basis may Allah bless you protect you and your family and above all continue to allow you to guide and teach the world about Islam Inshallah

This should be on Netflix or Amazon prime

@TezIlyasComedy

4 жыл бұрын

InshAllah

Congratulations! This was absolutely brilliant!

Underrated needs way more views

Marvelous. Hilarious. Thought-provoking. You never disappoint! 🙌 👏👏👏

@TezIlyasComedy

4 жыл бұрын

Thank YOU for your time and the generous tip :-)

@DrWho613

4 жыл бұрын

@@TezIlyasComedy 🤗🧡

He's on spot as always, should get more recognition. Keep it up!

This was so brilliant and insightful!!very funny and so educative!!Thank you Tez. ❤️

Fantastic stuff! Bloody love it

Mind blowing how this is free to watch

Tez-British Asian genius. Brown comedians are underrated: so smart, politically-aware and throw race in the face of bigots.I laughed so much my stomach hurt!

@AhmedZaman94

4 жыл бұрын

💯

Such a great set. Looking forward to more Tez Ilyas

That was a brilliant setup, amazing messages and great delivery sir. Hats off. Love it.

I’d like to thank tiktok for putting you on my fyp this morning and sending me on a binge watch of all your videos

@TezIlyasComedy

3 жыл бұрын

Yay!!

Fantastic, I'm a big fan of your radio 4 series as well

This is honestly one of the best stand up shows I've seen! Brilliantly written. Donating to your PayPal.

@TezIlyasComedy

3 жыл бұрын

Yay! I'm so glad you enjoyed it!

Brilliant...how did I take so long to find this...great job mate

Absolutely amazing!! Can't wait to see you live in October!!

@IrenaDeacon

3 жыл бұрын

Yeiiii me too. I really wanna see him live 😊

Come across Tez, very funny well done.

Your hilarious my friend 🤣. By far the best I've heard for ages.

You are so under rated! BgT 2021 for you In Sha Allah

Ngl the only time i've been able to sit and just watch a comedy special, this is genuinely so well written it's hilarious

The way he linked that tweet to his teacher at the start killed me

Brilliantly funny and educational . Keep it's up bro.

Brilliant! Loved it Tez!

This is amazing. Eagerly awaiting for you to return to the stage.

I love this man!! So sharp and humble...🤩😇🤣🤣🤣🤣

Just watched this, absolutely brilliant I agree one of the best stand up comedy show 😂😊

@TezIlyasComedy

4 жыл бұрын

Aw thank you so much! Please tell everyone you know :-)

The joys of being a uncle 😂

good laughs, great words and gigantic message. Love this guy

Awesome standup with thought provoking content.

Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.

Super dope! High quality business.

Thanks, this was a powerful message. Comedians have freespeach like no other so glad to see that its being used to raise awareness✊🏽. Respect!

Went and saw him last night at the happy Mondays comedy at the amersham, loved it, look forward to watching him again

Powerful and amazing

Lmao 'oh hello daddy' 😆

Wow that was so funny yet so strong, props to you my friend. What a wicked wicked wicked way to tell a story. Love this guy

Had to watch this again

Amazing. Brilliant way to bring race and racism to light in a positive way, delivering a powerful message with class. Subscribed!

@TezIlyasComedy

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks Phil! I'm on tour later this year... tezilyas.com/#live come check it out :-)

I adore you!!! You are brilliant!!!

Love it!!!

Brilliant set dude, loved it. Can't wait to see more.

@TezIlyasComedy

Жыл бұрын

Thanks Ant!

A very funny and intelligently written show. Absolutely excellent!

The funniest comedian out right now

❤❤❤❤❤ love this Tezzy!

So good!

This is an amazing show.

Tez, you are brilliant. Always love to see you on tv etc. It seems to me that the world is going backwards. When I went to school in the nineties in a tiny village in Ireland, were taught to be kind, accepting and interested in different cultures. More than any academics, that's what matters. Much love for such a great show. 😂

This is awesome!! ❤️😍

And yeah i finally discovered this🤩

Loved it simply brilliant, intelligent and pull your audience in!! Watched you live during the tour and again at the Glee club! Look forward to seeing you again on tour this year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rispec Lala!

@SibbyG

4 жыл бұрын

Loved your nephew and Niece sketch!

Brother, much love from Malaysia. Googled you when I finished up watching MLM, best decision of my year to skip work and binge watch your and Guz’s work. Keep it up and get the Netflix special. More life and more rizkqi. 🙏🏼

@TezIlyasComedy

Жыл бұрын

My brother 💚

People should have been CRYING with laughter at "... Empire Strikes Back... It works..."

This is so good. Such a hilarious, well crafted special. Just what people need at the moment.

@TezIlyasComedy

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you Mark. So glad you liked it man. Please share it with your contacts and networks. I'd love as many people as possible to see it!

@markist76

4 жыл бұрын

@@TezIlyasComedy It's all I've done for the past day. I'm forcing it on people From Barnsley all the way to China haha!

One of the best comedians ever

Assalamu alaikum Brother ! This was awesome and can't wait to see more. 👏👍😆🤯

Genius! 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

You nailed it brother !

I’m kinda late but Thank GOD I got to watch this 😅☮️

Lol this is so good, love how you bring your niece and nephew into your comedy!

Without the YT recommended I'd never have found Tez. An excellent character actor [ in the same vein as Ronnie B ] this'll be the first time I've seen any stand=up. [ sub'd whatever ]

Keep killing it bro! 👊🏽

This was so amazing!!! I’m surprised why this is not on Netflix!!?!! It’s way better than all the garbage standup they have there

Brilliant.

Absolutely amazing, had the pleasure of meeting you in Leeds Wardrobe too. May Allah give you the power and dedication to deliver your message far and wide. xXx

His paypal is in the description, Pay what you like guys but make u sure u pay something

@TezIlyasComedy

4 жыл бұрын

I see you... and I appreciate you G!