I have an image of Tucker just wandering into random depositions and saying, "Wait a minute, my name's Tucker, and I wanna know what's goin' on here!"

@chrispage5683

8 жыл бұрын

lol

@lt9985

6 жыл бұрын

In tears laughing!

@nolanknows1401

6 жыл бұрын

Virtuoso80 LOL! Best thing I've read in ages

@tchoco

6 жыл бұрын

Whahhaha

@ace1776

6 жыл бұрын

LMAO 😂 with a briefcase full of shredded newspaper.

“Don’t tell me to shut my mouth BOI”👌👌

@Discipleofthelordandjesus

5 ай бұрын

🤣😂🤣that boi word is a fighting word.

@beerussama6810

Ай бұрын

ed was about to get his ass beat by tucker

"That ain't you goddamn job.... fat boy" ----- LMAO!

"We're gonna be outnumbered Ed" Hahaha too funny!

I wanna watch like 5 hours of this.

@brianhackert8513

6 жыл бұрын

hollywood needs to steal all these lines and somehow jam this scene into a movie

@jimmywalker1419

6 жыл бұрын

+Brian Hackert Hollywood sucks they won't hire enough good Texas actors to make it real anyways

@RetroRogue.

3 жыл бұрын

Jimmy Walker they will do the "texas face" where they take actors not from Texas and make them seem from Texas. Only a few times every year do movies hit home casting wise.

@Anon585

3 жыл бұрын

AMEN!

@steven1479

3 жыл бұрын

@@RetroRogue. They always cast Brits for southern roles, for some reason.

"Yew dumb sonovabitch." I was laughing out loud

"Who are you?" "Ma names tucker!"

@Truthmoses

6 жыл бұрын

"and I represent Hair Shire"

@arxfortis7481

6 жыл бұрын

Ayrshire

@Truthmoses

6 жыл бұрын

"Tucker, is that you????"

@5445jedi

6 жыл бұрын

rf w "and I just wanna know-do you represent the guy or not?"

@Truthmoses

6 жыл бұрын

lol...

He's not "Threatening" anyone... He's asking is you would like to consent to Mutual Combat.....

The best part about these depositions is that the vast majority of action takes place between people who are off-camera, so you get to see the subject of the deposition sitting there looking all awkward in the meantime.

It’s important for non lawyers who view this to know that this is exactly how a good deposition is supposed to go

@zcmyers553

Жыл бұрын

😆

@protamine4

5 ай бұрын

Sure, if you want the state bar to launch disciplinary investigations, write memos, and have to inform the Court of the discovery dispute.

"Are you threatening to fight?" "I just want to know what side we're on" lmao I'm moving to Texas tomorrow.

@GlasgowGallus

7 жыл бұрын

Taressa Johnson I'm Scottish, but was lucky enough to spend some time in Texas. I had a bumper sticker that said 'I'm not from Texas but I got here as soon as I could...' 😉

@gregwomack5237

6 жыл бұрын

Taressa Johnson come on in! We can. Always use another pair of fists to live the brawl down here in Texas! Come on in and throw down! Afterwards we'll all shake hands and have a tall glass of Texas sweet tea and squash this issue!

@lbennhtx6072

6 жыл бұрын

Glasgow Gallus I thank God I made the decision to move to Texas !!!!!

@lbennhtx6072

6 жыл бұрын

Pot Dragon Ummmm somebody sounds conflicted. Are you a closeted homosexual or just homophobic?

@Truthmoses

6 жыл бұрын

IT'S "GOT-DAMN"

“You may be big but if you wanna see how bad you are com’on” lol that had me dying laughing. This video is something else.

@nicabimbz5343

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

As a Texas attorney, I fully endorse bringing bring back "boy" as the preferred manner of addressing witnesses and co-counsel.

"fat bowuh!" lol!

I've watched this at least 20x and still almost fall out of my chair laughing. It all starts at "big boy" Thanks for an entertaining and educational video.

@jmommy881

2 жыл бұрын

Same!!!!!

@FOTAP97

Жыл бұрын

Me too brother. But for some reason my favorite is “we’ll see about it..”. 😂

@leeroyjenkins6061

Жыл бұрын

*FAT BOY*

@biggfoot18

9 ай бұрын

can’t stop watching

This is from May of 1992. The deposition was taken in St Louis. The deponent is "Jack Garrett" who was at one time a research chemist at Monsanto's Texas City facility in the 1950's. Monsanto (represented by Ed Carstarphen on the left), was being sued by some residents of Houston (represented by Joe "Hairpiece" Jamail on the right with the wagging finger) who alleged that Monsanto had harmed them by exposing them to dangerous chemicals. This lawsuit may have been one regarding the Brio Superfund site. "Tucker" was an attorney representing Ayrshire. There is an Ayrshire a real estate development company in Houston, so I can only assume it's the same company, though I'm not sure of their role in this case. It's probably got something to do with property values allegedly impacted by Monsanto.

@asummerh2211

6 жыл бұрын

Arx Fortis Monsanto is a dirty company backed by the us government. The people are coming

@phucle2076

6 жыл бұрын

It does seem so, which is why it's curious that the attorney on the right kept demanding that the attorney on the left has to represent the deponent or he cannot raise objections. Unless Texas law is different, it's elementary that employer's attorney can represent an employee during deposition regarding his employment at the company.

@kszirovecz

5 жыл бұрын

Phuc Le - I think the confusion is because the deponent was not an employee of Monsanto at the time of the lawsuit. I believe he was an expert witness which is why in one of the first questions he’s asked if he told the lawyer next to him “the other companies he’s consulted for” which the deponent denies he did. As an expert witness, the lawyer for Monsanto cannot represent him in the deposition. The witness can have his own lawyer present but the Monsanto lawyer cannot represent an expert witness unless it’s disclosed. That’s what gets Tucker involved because he asks if the lawyer also represents the witness, and if so, he wants it on the record. If not, the lawyer has no right to represent the witness and make objections. That’s when it all starts falling apart.

@fedism

5 жыл бұрын

ksir thanks for that as well

@JonWRowe

4 жыл бұрын

"Hairpiece" died with a net worth of 1.6 billion dollars at age 90 making him the most successful trial attorney in modern history. You are literally watching a legend in action.

That quickly turned into a LBJ-measuring contest.

@HotLoveGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

Joe Jamail is a legend among Texas trial lawyers. Just one story making the rounds: He represented a medical school in the Houston area on a flood/mold case on a contingency basis of course. When the case settled against the insurance company he gave his multi-million dollar fee back to the medical school--said he didn't need it. Amazing.

@halcyon3116

2 жыл бұрын

🙌🙌🙌🙌

@cmyjones

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah this guy was a billionaire when he died. Not sure if there are any other billionaire lawyers

@ryanf8780

Жыл бұрын

Joe was scared out his seat at the end by a guy who looks like he's 75 years old. Not a great look considering his tough talk.

@strnglhld

Жыл бұрын

@@ryanf8780 You have an incipient case of verbal diarrhea.

@imtheman4805

9 ай бұрын

I met Joe a couple of times during my career The one thing that always stood out to me and anyone else who knew him was he had more money than you could shake a stick at YET he had the worst Hair Appliance I have ever seen. I mean his wig was hideous Gray at the bottom and black on top. Just the worst rug ever

Every couple of years I come back to this. Never gets old.

You had me at "insipient verbal diarrhea"

My name is TUCKER Lmaoo idk why I laughed when he said that

If court cases were more like this Americans would be watching court tv instead of ESPN...

@datsyhoehoe

6 жыл бұрын

Welcome to Texas, Baby!!!

@jamesb.9472

6 жыл бұрын

hardly anyone watches espn anymore.

@xcalabur18

6 жыл бұрын

Haven't they become the same thing these days?

@Mytube777

6 жыл бұрын

I would watch it anyways. I wish it would come back!

@3tiumquid706

5 жыл бұрын

I wonder if Texans are more enthusiastic about jury duty than other folks.

"Naw you ain't tellin' me a God Damn thing...." very simple, yet effective reply that is not used enough in the work place. I think I'll start to fix that.

This is the greatest piece of film in human history

I well remember once having a drink with the infamous Joe Jamail. He was quite the colorful character.

This is my uncle. Really enjoy watching ... love and miss him so much. Thank you for posting.

@FOTAP97

Жыл бұрын

Which one was your uncle, the gentleman being deposed? Thanks for sharing, this is such a classic video.

@TheRagingRaider

Жыл бұрын

​@Michael none of them (Nah jk I don't know either and would like to know myself)

@ProfessorBulletMG

Жыл бұрын

And I’m your daddy… bend over, honey.❤😂

This is funny as hell. "Are you hreatening to fight?...I want to know who's side your on...we're going to be out numbered Ed"

The lawyer asking the questions, Joe Jamail is dead now but what a classic! Joseph Dahr Jamail Jr. (October 19, 1925 - December 23, 2015)

this deposition is so texas, big boy!

I don’t know why, but I appreciate this level of frankness.

@davestorey1144

6 жыл бұрын

Zombie Fool kitchen

Well, that escalated quickly. And hilariously! LoL

Im gonna watch this for the rest of my life.

Maybe my favorite video ever on youtube. "We'll see abooutit."

when he lunges forward with that angry face. guy's for real

@FOTAP97

Жыл бұрын

It was a total bluff!

LOL at the Texas Research Chemist. 100% Texan!

Lord how I love Texas.

*Tucker Has Joined The Chat.*

I love watching depositions, and this one takes the cake besides Wayne

A judge showed us this today at a seminar at UCF...absolutely hilarious

"Are you threatening to fight?...." HAH. This is gold.

I died.That old man was quick.

This is the Citizen Kane of angry deposition videos.

Monsanto’s lawyer Ed calls Jamil, “Mr. Hairpiece” at 2:23!

The word of the day is "incipient."

Joe Jamail is one of my heros, and I was damn proud to know him!

This is like a scene out of Casino

@ramonmoreno8014

3 жыл бұрын

@Blood Beryl Whine about it boy

RIP Joe Jamail. He died yesterday at the age of 90.

@humbertoflores2545

6 жыл бұрын

who was him?

@teddygramz2008

3 жыл бұрын

@@humbertoflores2545 the wagging finger

@VulcanV6

2 жыл бұрын

I hope he's rotting in hell.

@allend2749

Жыл бұрын

good riddance. he was a a hole

At the end they turned to the stenographer and asked; "Could you read that all back for us?"

@austinteutsch

3 жыл бұрын

The court reporter said: "I don't have son of a bitch or goddamn on my machine, which key do I punch in?"

Man ! Those country boys aint taking no lip !

@jacques15

5 жыл бұрын

bigkendallas Actually, all they did is take lip in this video.

Hahaha!!! The Prosecutor flinched, that little old scientist dude would have kicked his ass, funny shit man...

Did you hear him respond - "Mr Hair Piece" ... LOL

''Yeen tellin me a GODDAMN thang''

I love this. I periodically watch it even though a law professor played it for one of my classes back in law school as a break in place. I always loved it.

“I AM GONNA WHIP THAT ASS IF YOU KEEP GIVING ME SO MUCH LIP.” 😆 😂 😆

What the old man said…. Stands for everyone. “I want to know who’s side we’re on”. The only profession Christ said woe to….were lawyers. This is priceless!

Joe Jamail was the most successful plaintiff's attorney in history. Worth over $1.5 BILLION, mostly from jury contingency fees. Fun to laugh at the baboonery going on here but this guy is a major player.

@smellypatel5272

10 ай бұрын

What is a jury contingency fee?

@Maxumized

8 ай бұрын

@@smellypatel5272He only gets paid when he wins the case

lol May God bless Texas.

"That's buwlshit!" Hahaha

Can we pLEASE GET A SHIRT THAT SAYS "MY NAME'S TUCKER!" I'M ACTUALLY CRYING AT THE "YOU DUMB SON OF A B****" COMMENT LMAOOOOO

Welcome to Texas, where even a gray-haired research chemist is ready to throw down when somebody gets out of line. They're too good for this country.

@Rowgue51

6 жыл бұрын

He's the one that was out of line along with the room full of corporate lawyers that had no business advising the deposed or making objections at a deposition.

@paghal11

6 жыл бұрын

It is generally an ill-advised move, to comment about the plaintiff's counsel having "verbal diarrhea", incipient or otherwise. Strikes me that we have a room full of men with brittle egos, thinking with their testicles instead of with their cerebral hemispheres. This is how rooms full of men end up shooting each other, in a state where talk and ammo is cheap.

@paghal11

6 жыл бұрын

"Deposition at the OK Corral".

@Skor1img

6 жыл бұрын

👌👌👌👌

@5445jedi

6 жыл бұрын

Dumb Nigra Nope. Not mad at all. He wanted to be insulted so I obliged him. :)

“Don’t tell me to shut my mouth boi” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Ma names Tucker!

I swear I love my state!! Go Lonestar!!

I never get tired of watching this video. A+++

this is funny insipid verbal diarrhea what a brilliant choice of words,delivered with such calm composure.

You may be big, but if you wanna see how bad you are, well, CMON 😂😂

This is one of my all time favorite things to watch! 😂 It never fails to make me laugh!

Joe rolls’em like a BOSS !!!

That old guy is a winner lol

Love it when them good 'ole boys want to mix it up...lol!

This video should recieve an Oscar AND an Emmy award.

"No youre not......thats bullllsheeyit..."

"don't tell me to shut my mouth BOII!"

Lots of Texas testosterone around that room.

@robocopvs

4 жыл бұрын

We call it Texstosterone

@mgm8822

4 жыл бұрын

Randall Slaughter Well they really accomplished a lot.

@rdizzy1

3 жыл бұрын

The dudes with the actual testosterone don't bother talking shit, they swing right away. Swing first, talk shit after.

Every time I watch this video I find something new that’s hilarious

Why am I just now finding this. This is so 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.

thank you bomani jones

Don't tell me to shut my mouth boy! Hahah!!!

This video lives rent free in my head😂😂😂

All hail Sir JAMAIL! True Texan.

RIP Joe Jamail

@robr4019

8 жыл бұрын

+Tony Montana Amen to that

@woofpuppy

7 жыл бұрын

What is Joe's significance to you?

@someguy0089

7 жыл бұрын

Tony Montana his lover

@HeliPadUSA

6 жыл бұрын

Anthony v I just laughed so hard at this I almost pissed myself.

This has me rollin at 2:21 in the am lmao

This is one of the few times that the comments section is more sane than the actual video on KZread.I love Texas!!!

*This is what my Family Holiday Dinners look like.*

RIP Joe Jamail. Hook'em.

at first I was concerned about a lack of Texas in this video... but then I was fully rewarded with 100% full Texas.

If you watch enough of these depositions, you will be a street lawyer.

There needs to be a sequel !

This is funnier than SNL by a long shot.

This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

Aw hell, let's just go back to the days of "trial by combat".

You ain't telling me a goddamn thing!

I was listening to my father's continued learning (he is an attorney) and the audio book literally brought up this as an example of what not to be hahahaha

“I wouldn’t try that Ed” - I thought I was watching a Bartles and Jaymes commercial

2:08 "you watch and see, BIG BOY" lmfao

Ah LORD, I haven't laughed so hard in years! LMAO. When Mr. Garrett flinched at Mr. Jamail...LMAO...SMH...hell nawh...hehehe, I just blurted-- "...stop-- daddy!!" lol...hehehehe...I have no idea where that came from....LOL. Good stuff.

Rekieta Law brought me here.

We're going to out numbered Ed.... lol

This is the best deposition yet

This is my absolute favorite...RIP Joe