Terrible Auctioneer | Sketch Comedy | SkitHOUSE

Hey...you want to sell your house? Maybe don't employ this guy.
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We present to you the official KZread channel for the hit, Australian sketch comedy series 'skitHOUSE'. Airing on Network Ten, the show combined some of the nation's funniest performers and writers to entertain everyone from age 10 to 110. Sit back and scroll through the hours of clips here for your enjoyment.
Featuring Ben Anderson, Damian Callinan, Michael Chamberlin, Jason Geary, Tom Gleeson, Corinne Grant, Roz Hammond, Fiona Harris, Peter Helliar, Cal Wilson plus Sod, Yon and Gatesy from 'Tripod'.

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  • @grumbles
    @grumbles2 жыл бұрын

    Asian Gavin has the best facial expressions. Not grossly overdone, just enough to be perfect.

  • @nonpondo_

    @nonpondo_

    Жыл бұрын

    It's such a genuine reaction, I love it

  • @haryobaskoro5443
    @haryobaskoro54432 жыл бұрын

    I really love Asian Gavin's expressions...:))

  • @skunkwood3364

    @skunkwood3364

    2 жыл бұрын

    Me too hary bakso

  • @SasukeUchiha-uy4fi
    @SasukeUchiha-uy4fi3 жыл бұрын

    Congratulations Mr Miyagi 😂😂

  • @SirSpinalColumn
    @SirSpinalColumn5 жыл бұрын

    The real joke is the prices in this ‘auction’

  • @jessdarlington1007

    @jessdarlington1007

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah would probably be closer to 3m than 280k

  • @FyreNail2

    @FyreNail2

    4 ай бұрын

    I mean this was done in like 2003 so..

  • @estellardog5407
    @estellardog54077 жыл бұрын

    Hahahaha.. always loved this one! "Sold to Asian Gavin!" lmaoo

  • @HawkstarX
    @HawkstarX3 жыл бұрын

    "Yamcha"😂

  • @ms.annthrope415

    @ms.annthrope415

    6 ай бұрын

    Yum cha is Cantonese for going to "drink tea." But thr real meaning is going for dim sum.

  • @johnrowley5833
    @johnrowley58333 жыл бұрын

    Man, you gotta love Peter Helier! Absolute funny guy!

  • @emmetharte3718
    @emmetharte37188 ай бұрын

    This is one of the best sketches ever😂

  • @DardanellesBy108
    @DardanellesBy108 Жыл бұрын

    That was really good. Loved that ending. Great comedy!

  • @ntandoncube4549
    @ntandoncube4549 Жыл бұрын

    This skit had me hyperventilating 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @u_u6397
    @u_u63973 жыл бұрын

    0:43 interviewer girl from iraq subtitle video

  • @minku1712

    @minku1712

    3 жыл бұрын

    Me too!!!😂

  • @Kenmanhl

    @Kenmanhl

    3 жыл бұрын

    She's Cal Wilson. New Zealand stand-up comedian

  • @ishady27

    @ishady27

    3 жыл бұрын

    You shure? Very keen eye

  • @hasyimkurniawan272

    @hasyimkurniawan272

    3 жыл бұрын

    And that guy with one eyebrow is actually the grumpy jihadist..

  • @pineapplepenumbra
    @pineapplepenumbra2 жыл бұрын

    I think at the end his assistant should have kneed him in the groin for good measure.

  • @joshuaplayford8798
    @joshuaplayford879810 ай бұрын

    3 Million seems pretty accurate now!

  • @lowboonkiat73
    @lowboonkiat733 жыл бұрын

    Congratulations Mr Miyagi .... 😂😂😂

  • @monilvalia9425
    @monilvalia9425 Жыл бұрын

    When he called !YAMCHAAOO!!. i went rolling on the floor

  • @lakersandi
    @lakersandi6 жыл бұрын

    Asian Gavin was just the start of the housing affordability crisis in Australia.

  • @donelion6459

    @donelion6459

    4 жыл бұрын

    Really

  • @russkate88

    @russkate88

    4 жыл бұрын

    😂. So true.

  • @DW_Teknos

    @DW_Teknos

    3 жыл бұрын

    maybe if you lazy convicts worked a little harder, you could afford a house..LOL

  • @qwmx

    @qwmx

    3 жыл бұрын

    @AllthatHOUSE29 I'm a child of immigrants. I second that.

  • @cheapycheapy4689

    @cheapycheapy4689

    3 жыл бұрын

    @AllthatHOUSE29 Cuba being "communist" has nothing to do with being "enslaved". Cuba is fucked because it's basically a social experiment by the USA that hasn't stopped since 1960 thereabouts.

  • @plusplusplusplusp
    @plusplusplusplusp8 ай бұрын

    These days 3 million is a realistic price!

  • @haryobaskoro5443
    @haryobaskoro54432 жыл бұрын

    The divorced woman with no kids is so cuuuuute...

  • @kaghenididy5461
    @kaghenididy54613 жыл бұрын

    Me neither I didn't know there are Gavin in Japan 🇯🇵 🤣🤣🤣

  • @cheapycheapy4689

    @cheapycheapy4689

    3 жыл бұрын

    Charles is far more common.

  • @evantambolang3052

    @evantambolang3052

    Жыл бұрын

    @@cheapycheapy4689 Or George

  • @ddnn974

    @ddnn974

    7 ай бұрын

    I know a Japanese Joshua

  • @eventhorizon5427
    @eventhorizon54272 жыл бұрын

    2021 just came across this. This is funny laughter is the best medicine

  • @testla3383
    @testla33832 жыл бұрын

    Thought the assistant would punch him at the end

  • @user-mb5sj1xg4f
    @user-mb5sj1xg4f3 жыл бұрын

    ""Mr. Miyagi" lol 😆 😂

  • @Rolian10
    @Rolian104 жыл бұрын

    That ASIAN representation OMG 😆

  • @childsupportpaymentsaredue9145
    @childsupportpaymentsaredue91454 жыл бұрын

    That unibrow is legendary

  • @SlingbladeJim
    @SlingbladeJim4 жыл бұрын

    BRILLIANT...................

  • @cn2490
    @cn24902 жыл бұрын

    Yammchaaa. I'm dead XDDD

  • @tinan8623
    @tinan86233 жыл бұрын

    Love it.

  • @bird.of.hermes.4
    @bird.of.hermes.45 жыл бұрын

    Did i hear Yamcha? No wonder he's pissed

  • @gauravnarkhede4410

    @gauravnarkhede4410

    5 жыл бұрын

    Yes he said Yamcha😂

  • @phenkusingh2952

    @phenkusingh2952

    5 жыл бұрын

    What is Yamcha?

  • @bird.of.hermes.4

    @bird.of.hermes.4

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@phenkusingh2952 Joke is kinda long to explain. Google Dim sum, Yum cha, and Yamcha Dragonball and memes associated with him.

  • @gauravnarkhede4410

    @gauravnarkhede4410

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@bird.of.hermes.4 Goku is d brand ambassador of 2020 Tokyo Olympics. And there r some people who got zero idea about dbz. Now I understand why Black Goku was so pissed off at humans.😂

  • @bird.of.hermes.4

    @bird.of.hermes.4

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@gauravnarkhede4410 gonna be a lotta people lending the athletes their enery lol..

  • @ImmortalDragon21
    @ImmortalDragon214 жыл бұрын

    I wish they could still make shows like this that are actually funny.

  • @headlessnotahorseman

    @headlessnotahorseman

    9 ай бұрын

    I'm confused, do you want them to make shows like this or shows that are funny?

  • @Hemperzzzz

    @Hemperzzzz

    7 ай бұрын

    This was corny and cringy.. clean white jokes are the worst 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @afrog2666
    @afrog26662 жыл бұрын

    Could be a nice little business venture for you lol

  • @QualitySketch
    @QualitySketch8 жыл бұрын

    good stuff!

  • @spiderstrings2615
    @spiderstrings26154 жыл бұрын

    Mr. Miyagi was pissed 😂😂

  • @westaussie965

    @westaussie965

    Жыл бұрын

    Drunk? Or do you mean “pissed off?”

  • @silverchickencsgo8159
    @silverchickencsgo81593 жыл бұрын

    Not paying in yen, are you?! xDDD

  • @melvinfernandez7174
    @melvinfernandez71743 жыл бұрын

    Oohhh Yamcha!!... wahahahhah

  • @letsseeif
    @letsseeif4 жыл бұрын

    My thoughts exactly on what they finally did to the real estate Agent.

  • @billsandmarks
    @billsandmarks3 жыл бұрын

    This is good

  • @shankysays
    @shankysays4 жыл бұрын

    Aaah so!

  • @valn_ilyo
    @valn_ilyo3 жыл бұрын

    Mr myagi killed me

  • @muridtahmatgnas2184
    @muridtahmatgnas21844 жыл бұрын

    The dude speaks like like one of my teachers

  • @sadboy5753
    @sadboy57533 жыл бұрын

    Three bedrooms😂

  • @maxgiantbanana7344
    @maxgiantbanana73443 жыл бұрын

    yumcha!!!lol!!!!!!

  • @cornellwaters9089
    @cornellwaters90894 жыл бұрын

    Thank you 🏡

  • @MrShroomz84
    @MrShroomz848 ай бұрын

    I remember Asian Gavin back when we was "Generic Asian Gangster" in Fat Pizza: The Movie

  • @grumpy5570
    @grumpy55702 жыл бұрын

    that was hysterical. 2016 comedy was comedy!

  • @rainmanslim4611

    @rainmanslim4611

    2 жыл бұрын

    This is mid 2000s

  • @Prof.Pwnalot

    @Prof.Pwnalot

    Жыл бұрын

    2005-2012 aprox

  • @tweakypoppy

    @tweakypoppy

    Жыл бұрын

    The series ran from 9 February 2003 to 28 July 2004.

  • @maxgiantbanana7344
    @maxgiantbanana73443 жыл бұрын

    Yumcha !!!!lol!!!!!lol!!!!!lol!!!!

  • @kaijinc3639
    @kaijinc36393 жыл бұрын

    lol!!!!!!!

  • @McRocket
    @McRocket6 ай бұрын

    Very funny. ☮

  • @Brilliant_Smoke
    @Brilliant_Smoke2 жыл бұрын

    hahahaha

  • @SirOrganic
    @SirOrganic Жыл бұрын

    Ya couldn't get away with this comedy today.

  • @headlessnotahorseman

    @headlessnotahorseman

    9 ай бұрын

    Yeah, people expect comedy to be funny now.

  • @nunmawia6910
    @nunmawia69103 жыл бұрын

    hahaha

  • @chestercledge
    @chestercledge3 жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @stayrospaparunas3062
    @stayrospaparunas30624 жыл бұрын

    Your life ll go back to track...lol

  • @ChrisBreemer
    @ChrisBreemer Жыл бұрын

    😂😂

  • @gyrenrockz
    @gyrenrockz5 жыл бұрын

    yamcha!! wtf

  • @navitubuna3134
    @navitubuna31343 жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @princepalitsingh351
    @princepalitsingh3512 жыл бұрын

    Asian Gavin😅

  • @ppanternsk
    @ppanternsk Жыл бұрын

    Divorced woman with 3 bedrooms is my favorite. Hope there's a big beds in that bedrooms

  • @niyazmather
    @niyazmather3 жыл бұрын

    Ladies and Germs???🤣

  • @cheapycheapy4689

    @cheapycheapy4689

    3 жыл бұрын

    Very old line.

  • @itookallthenames
    @itookallthenames4 жыл бұрын

    280? where's this? ballarat?

  • @sstaners1234
    @sstaners1234 Жыл бұрын

    “I hear you madam, I use madam not in a brothel sense. Although this house does have 3 lovely bedrooms, it could be a nice business venture for you. How about I be your first customer?” 😂🤣😂

  • @HSimon1981
    @HSimon19814 жыл бұрын

    how dare he calls gentlemen germs

  • @jamiebrown3972
    @jamiebrown3972 Жыл бұрын

    Are you divorced Yes I am 😠 Well good for toy madam 😂

  • @tonystark559
    @tonystark559 Жыл бұрын

    Lol he said asian Gavin as if his an impostor lol

  • @gerinx3994
    @gerinx39944 жыл бұрын

    I wonder what peter thinks of himself back here. I wonder what Carrie thinks of this. They’re all so PC now

  • @joshbrookes6439

    @joshbrookes6439

    4 жыл бұрын

    Total sellouts the lot of em. Kinda sad what money does to some people. These guys like a lot of Aussie comedic talent over the years have morphed into these unrecognisable PC drones and for what? Mainstream celebrity status? Likes? Instagram followers? A steady pay cheque? They've fallen victim to the Murdoch curse and now just like all the rest of Murdoch's finger puppets, live with serious delusions of grandeur and actually believe their sh1t doesn't stink.

  • @russkate88

    @russkate88

    4 жыл бұрын

    These days they just bend over for a buck.

  • @NHGJordanAbbott
    @NHGJordanAbbott Жыл бұрын

    Sydney auctions 2021

  • @say9224
    @say92242 жыл бұрын

    ladies and germs

  • @Leotique
    @Leotique5 жыл бұрын

    Miyagi

  • @alanchau6986
    @alanchau69863 жыл бұрын

    Hilarious! Why is this Chanel not being updated anymore?

  • @nakeddrifter4685

    @nakeddrifter4685

    3 жыл бұрын

    Because they stopped making the show 15 years ago, it was on tv in australia when i was a kid

  • @alanchau6986

    @alanchau6986

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@nakeddrifter4685 what a petty those guys were funny as hell

  • @asimgiri4269
    @asimgiri42693 жыл бұрын

    He is Saul Goodman's cousin.

  • @rexanderson3362

    @rexanderson3362

    3 жыл бұрын

    This is better than SNL! 😂

  • @user-gy6nz9gp3u
    @user-gy6nz9gp3u8 ай бұрын

    Very funny ,very good humor !!!!!!!!

  • @theeraphatsunthornwit6266
    @theeraphatsunthornwit62663 жыл бұрын

    What did he said before the punch scene?

  • @FlynnTube21

    @FlynnTube21

    3 жыл бұрын

    I think it was “ You’re not paying in Yen are you ? “

  • @ahutch4882
    @ahutch48824 жыл бұрын

    I like laugh tracks because I'm a fucking idiot who needs to know where the jokes are.

  • @abdelmoularahmani1990
    @abdelmoularahmani19902 жыл бұрын

    i think he is himself, the woman is devorced, the guy is asian, the man in jacket wears a jaket. why the frown lol

  • @fatehyabali
    @fatehyabali2 жыл бұрын

    🍳

  • @anthonyvillalobosbernal8155
    @anthonyvillalobosbernal81552 жыл бұрын

    I rather drink with a kangaroo

  • @keynesianeconomics4113
    @keynesianeconomics41133 жыл бұрын

    $280k for a large turn-of-the-century Federation home in inner Melbourne is such bullshit, even in 2003/4.

  • @SuperCoolTeddy
    @SuperCoolTeddy3 жыл бұрын

    Divorced woman with no kids +300K final

  • @herberthickey5998
    @herberthickey59983 ай бұрын

    cuz Asian Gavin is buying up everything😮

  • @stevehughes1510
    @stevehughes15103 жыл бұрын

    Yep the asian Gavin has it................so what's new............

  • @TheHandymanQld
    @TheHandymanQld3 жыл бұрын

    Yes, real estate people are annoying, with their faces on for sale signs, leaving the signs up with 'SOLD' plastered on them once the property is sold, and the Principal thing.

  • @pauljordan4452

    @pauljordan4452

    2 жыл бұрын

    My sister in law's dad retired after forty years in real estate. However, he is a gentleman.

  • @MrShroomz84

    @MrShroomz84

    8 ай бұрын

    There's an Aunty Donna sketch that reflects the world's thoughts on real estate agents

  • @TheHandymanQld

    @TheHandymanQld

    8 ай бұрын

    @@MrShroomz84 Just watched it, that was funny. The way they talk, the spiel, the use of words, typical real estate.

  • @asahel980
    @asahel9803 жыл бұрын

    hmmm I thought this is in UK.

  • @enjolras76
    @enjolras762 жыл бұрын

    This wouldn't fly these days. ...

  • @user-ek7yc5zm1v
    @user-ek7yc5zm1v Жыл бұрын

    Idk why the monobrow guy is offended

  • @myownvideo5292
    @myownvideo52924 жыл бұрын

    Idk what's going on

  • @thedolphin5428
    @thedolphin54283 жыл бұрын

    Fuuuck'n brilliant. Totally racist and sexist and insulting and lewd. Should be much more if it.

  • @simonkhan9812
    @simonkhan98122 жыл бұрын

    They predicted that the auctioneer will " PM " Joe biden and the assistant will be kamla haris 😁.

  • @boo_
    @boo_3 жыл бұрын

    Meh

  • @Mannazify
    @Mannazify4 жыл бұрын

    Peter never really was funny. Still isn't

  • @Triple3hot

    @Triple3hot

    4 жыл бұрын

    Odensson i was thinking the same

  • @KrAUSerMike

    @KrAUSerMike

    4 жыл бұрын

    His brother used to be my boss, and he was a fucking asshole.

  • @russkate88

    @russkate88

    4 жыл бұрын

    I'd laugh if the beatings he got at the end were not scripted.

  • @mrdth1012

    @mrdth1012

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@russkate88 I actually laughed out loud

  • @thedolphin5428

    @thedolphin5428

    3 жыл бұрын

    Well, I thought the writing was great and he delivered it very well. Remember comedians are not always the sole cause of the laughs they produce ... or not.

  • @ATHREN69
    @ATHREN693 жыл бұрын

    this is B.S.

  • @DetectiveAlley
    @DetectiveAlley7 ай бұрын

    Was this supposed to be funny?

  • @MattJohnCanty
    @MattJohnCanty Жыл бұрын

    2022 cancelled for saying Asian

  • @rpm_luis6521
    @rpm_luis65213 жыл бұрын

    Shit aint even funny

  • @Prof.Pwnalot
    @Prof.Pwnalot Жыл бұрын

    2:03 fuck that was funny. Loved this shit growing up

  • @padmakantabora2077
    @padmakantabora20773 жыл бұрын

    😂