"How did you survive?" "I was drunk" Boys, we did it, death is no more!

@petratenjoyer

4 жыл бұрын

typical situation in most of russian videos

@republiccommando6104

4 жыл бұрын

Demo has found the cure for death!

@augustus5481

4 жыл бұрын

To slavs

@SchizophrenicScoundrel

4 жыл бұрын

Demo is how we found out how the cronovirus can't handle drunks

@ferriusnillan5323

4 жыл бұрын

*rofling in stalker*

"Well, the engineer is engideer" Give this man a doctorate in comedy.

@slaughter2168

4 жыл бұрын

you have entered to the comedy zone

@RyujinRoninReach

4 жыл бұрын

Demo as the new Doom Guy Confirmed

@captainkeyes9913

4 жыл бұрын

*wheezes uncontrollably*

@Bowsakirby

4 жыл бұрын

@@captainkeyes9913 SAME

@sebastianfs3825

4 жыл бұрын

Holy quality

-But how did you survive? -I was drunk… A+ storytelling right there.

@user-ql8vy4se1i

Ай бұрын

S.T.A.L.K.E.R moment

When you get down to it, this is a surprisingly deep story. There has been tension in the community of survivors for a thousand years because Demoman did something stupid during a time of high stress. After wandering alone for the entire millennium, a seemingly random series of events causes him to return to the community and he finally explains he has no real excuse for his actions. He doesn't even remember why he antagonized Sniper; he was too drunk. Sniper finally had the chance for revenge, but upon learning the feud is based on nothing of substance he decides to leave the past in the past and move towards a more hopeful future, represented here by the city on the horizon. The hopeful ending may seem dampened by the explosion of Sentry Buster, but I believe that is actually a metaphor for the catharsis felt by the community. At the same time as the Demoman - Sniper feud is so suddenly ended, Spy worked up the courage to propose to Sentry Buster. The explosion is symbolic of the sudden destruction of the survivor's old, unhappier way of life. It may be coincidence, but their chance at immortality was heralded by an explosion, so it seems fitting their chance at a happier eternity should be, too.

@gamingwithjustin3694

2 жыл бұрын

bravo vince

@PlagueDoctor-87

2 жыл бұрын

@@gamingwithjustin3694 Vrabo 🅱️ince

@robertwagstaff1126

Жыл бұрын

They're not survivors. The sign said "Heaven," which I believe is meant literally. When we see Demo with the broken bottle, the implication is that he stabbed Sniper with it for hiding in his fridge. Hence, Sniper has been dead for the past 10,000 years, which explains how he seemed to have lived that long. Different dead creatures end up there too, such as the disembodied head of the Bowler Scout. Demo was actually killed by that wheel trap, and so his arrival in Heaven is moments after. The apparent dinginess of the whole place, apart from the comic reversal between Heaven and Hell taking place, seems to do with the hot dog stand itself. I think that this is a holdover on the way to the real afterlife, which cannot be passed until one has let go of their earthly attachments. In Sniper's case, it was hot dogs; specifically that last hot dog he was not able to eat before being murdered by Demo. He not only blames Demo for his death, but also resents him for robbing him of that last moment of normality before the apocalypse. So long as Sniper remains tied to that lost hot dog, he is condemned to eat hot dogs in this limbo for all eternity, held back from the grander foods which await him. This bond is of course reinforced by the hot dog epaulets they both wear. It's actually rather poetic.

@user-lu4ng9mg9y

Жыл бұрын

I would watch this movie

@lucareviews9760

Жыл бұрын

Mate did a university level game theory on a video of randomness

And god said " The engineer is engideer" and so, comedy was born on earth and onto man.

@bendydevil8862

3 жыл бұрын

Very correct

@sikynfron5977

3 жыл бұрын

Как это будет с перевода?

@loomyair

3 жыл бұрын

2:24

@edbertdharmawan1819

3 жыл бұрын

Finaly

@pineapplec0ke

3 жыл бұрын

Damn that's deep

I kid you not, he turns himself into a deer, he's called the engideer. Funniest shiet i've ever seen

@anobliviousschizophrenic2274

4 жыл бұрын

God dammit

@lucariomaster4525

4 жыл бұрын

2:25

@geheimagent0009

4 жыл бұрын

Holly shit🤣🤣🤣

@panzer5559

4 жыл бұрын

That's funny lmao

@yngtre1729

4 жыл бұрын

...

3:49 coming back a year later. This scene has no right being as cool as it is. Honestly man you’re amazing at what you do.

@i_am_not_tim

2 жыл бұрын

That's mad max car my dude... Its atmoshperic car.

@lifelesstutorialbuilder1

9 ай бұрын

@@i_am_not_timwhat does that have anything to do with this coy

@Awfulfeature

7 ай бұрын

@@lifelesstutorialbuilder1I dunno but I recently played and finished the Mad Max game, it was very good

I just noticed that you can actually hear Demo's drunken mumbling at 0:25. Impressive attention to detail.

@vorpalweapon4814

2 жыл бұрын

You can hear it at the very beginning too.

Go to Heaven, And tell the devil: I'M DRUNK

@Comicgadiel13

11 ай бұрын

2:09 XD

@denzotag

11 ай бұрын

Confirms he’s drunk

@banlander

3 ай бұрын

BRO THIS COMMENT POPPED UP IN THE COMMENT AUTOPLAY AS SOON AS I WATCHED THAT PART 😭💀

@AshPessimist

2 ай бұрын

Hazbin Hotel Final Season Referense. ;)

@randigo9992

15 сағат бұрын

Flies up to hell

"Well, how did you survive??" "i was drunk" that explains it.

@drunkrdm

4 жыл бұрын

that's how i plan to tank the end of the world.

@ThomasG2-Chuklenuts

4 жыл бұрын

That one guy on the Titanic

@blackparrot_hd7188

4 жыл бұрын

Well The enginer is engiebeer

@thegoldenplague-mask5438

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly how else does Demoman survive anything?

@KyloWen04

4 жыл бұрын

@@thegoldenplague-mask5438 Once he's sobered up he can tell you himself... if... if he ever sobers up..

So in the course of 1,000 years, Spy evolved into a reptile, Medic evolved into whatever that terrifying abomination is, Scout evolved into something way less terrifying, but still uncanny, and Engie grew hair

@DreadnoughtDT

9 ай бұрын

I think Medic is supposed to be a moth

@vanilla5643

7 ай бұрын

​@@DreadnoughtDTor a preying mantis

@awesomemediplayer2024

2 ай бұрын

Honestly the Scout bug looks adorable

@El.fish.the.chocolate

2 ай бұрын

Nah, the engineer had evolved into an engi-deer.

everything about this video is great. the pacing is so fast you can never process a joke before another one begins especially at 2:09.

Nothing I've seen will come close to the sheer genius of the "Engideer"

@Fractalure

4 жыл бұрын

Yooo dude love your animations

@csphere_satoshi

4 жыл бұрын

hewo

@zerro6401

4 жыл бұрын

I love you.....r animation :v

@Silversk3108

4 жыл бұрын

Agree

@eggschlatt9609

4 жыл бұрын

Small engineer

"But how did you survive" "I was drunk!" Honestly wouldn't surprise me.

@eins2001

4 жыл бұрын

"I was too drunk to realize I shoulda have died"

@mainmenu32

4 жыл бұрын

This is literally how demo beat the vampire robot things

@solargaruda

4 жыл бұрын

Definetly Trash jesus your right

@ThatOneMotherfucker

4 жыл бұрын

Actually it's technically possible to survive life-threating situations why drunk. The blood-alcohol level that is high tends to increase a trauma victim's chance of survival. The drunker the victim the more likely they would survive. The intoxication seems to have some sort of protective effect that increases based on how many alcholol. This is why drunk drivers tend to survive more fatal crashes ( not all the time). Since the Demoman cannot go without a few hours without booze till his liver starts acting up, Demoman's drunkenness so so absurdly high and passed regular human rates, his body can survive a nuclear blast. The engineer is wrong with he says "Being drunk on the battlefield is no way to be"

@missingtexture1996

4 жыл бұрын

You know, alcohol makes you warm and purges radiation. Since he was VERY drunk, all radiation was nullified, and he was actually warmer than the thermonuclear blast, so he didn’t feel a thing.

Scout: Need a FIRE here. Engineer: **Monke sound**

2:09 that full-size soda popper is simply amazing

@mogbo8111

10 ай бұрын

splendid

"Go to heaven, and tell the devil: I'm drunk!" Damn, hella epic one-liner.

@latviandragon2718

4 жыл бұрын

i think lucifer has taken heaven, so thats why demo said it like that, and explains why the sniper and demo are still alive

@alexandnachoyt3001

4 жыл бұрын

English teachers be like : *poen*

@buttsaggington6379

4 жыл бұрын

@@latviandragon2718 2:34 says that the scrapyard is heaven, and you can find stan pyro in 2:59

@latviandragon2718

4 жыл бұрын

@@buttsaggington6379 didnt know that

@blackparrot_hd7188

4 жыл бұрын

The enginer is engiedeer

"Well, the engineer Is engideer *Gut wrenching wheeze*" Comedy gold.

@mahmoudelgallad6091

4 жыл бұрын

Literally replayed it 3 times because of how funny it was

@tactical_slime4608

4 жыл бұрын

the wheeze just sells it so hard

@nichsa8984

4 жыл бұрын

@@mahmoudelgallad6091 wtf that alien scout getting fired by engineer made out stone

I am now going to give a slightly in depth explanation of the "creatures" found in the first 1000 years of evolution: Spy: A small detravore that slithers along the ground in search of decaying matter in which to feed. It moves in a inchworm like motion, which provides an effective form of locomotion given it does not have perfectly functioning limbs. Once the organism does find a suitable form of nourishment, it will quickly extend its head out and practically engulf the food source in question. Slowly digesting with its weak stomach acids. If it senses danger, it will detach a sizeable piece of its body, pinching off blood vessels and detaching muscle in order to prevent a fatal situation. the piece has a chance of shrinking into a more desirable form ( baguette) , which will distract predators. Scout: These nimble herbivores are quite abundant in this apocalyptical world, traveling in small herds to raise chances of escape from predators. The species is most notable for ruff, boney protrusions on the skull cap and cheeks, which are used in displays and finding mates, of course, the males crests are much more jagged and segmented, as shown in the video. They vocalize through high pitched squeaks, which are easily detected, this is a main cause of their predation. another notable aspect is their medium sized wings, which in certain circumstances can provide a small amount of lift for a short time. Medic: Our first predator, this organism stalks around a strict territory, searching for prey. they do this by using two large feathery organs near where an eyebrow would be. These organs produce a clicking noise, due to the fact that they operate off of echolocation, their eyes can only detect light and darkness, effectively blinding them in the color spectrum. Once they do come upon prey ( usually being scouts) they will begin waving around their arms, which are colored a blaringly bright red ( or in rare cases blue.) mainly because in this new world, organisms seem to be attracted to color. Once prey is close enough it will lash out in aggression and decapitate the prey, killing them though not instantly as the body still stands after a couple of seconds. It will discard the head and consume the body. Like the scouts, medics have a unique display system in the form of a cape, which they rattle if should they detect a threat. Demoman 1: Another predator, that hunts in large coordinated groups. Running down prey, ( which can be anything really) when they least expect it. Once in range they use multiple organs on their body and "hands" to create a large blast of heat, frying prey. They will consume the corpse and begin another hunt if need be. these organs are packed with muscle, clench tight as they generate enough heat t o create the blast. due to a lack of a head the organisms way of eating is currently unknown. Demoman 2: An ambush predator which uses an organ to imitate a common species of vegetation. Once prey draws too close, it will resurface and let out a sonic boom which kills prey effectively. unlike its distant packhunting relative this organism does sport a head, though it only uses it too hunt with incredibly specialized vocal chords. So it eats through a separate digestive system, two special legs that act like straws. Scout ( domesticated): A domesticated descendant of the scout species but genetically destroyed by humanity. All it really is is a head with all of its systems packed into one cavity. all they really can do is pitifully squeak and beg their owners for food and care. They have no chance of surviving in the wild. And are an evolutionary dead end. Truly tragic....

@cupbros659

2 жыл бұрын

How Incredibly Detailed This Is, And How Much Science Is Used, Is Very Fun To Read Nice.

@Twiddle_things

Жыл бұрын

I'm going to illustrate these as actual creatures

@lampreygaming8407

Жыл бұрын

@@Twiddle_things do it

@Twiddle_things

Жыл бұрын

@@lampreygaming8407 update: ive been sketching a lot and a lot of these have ended up insectoid, so hopefully that doesnt matter. Ive also added other tf2 freaks as animals such as soupcan pyro/scuttle bucket, now an armadillo tapir esque scavenger, while the scout is... i dont know how to describe this creature but it looks like its out of no mans sky

@Twiddle_things

Жыл бұрын

Also demoman is an ambush predator, with a part of its head imitating common vegetation... its compleytely blind and kind of resembles a sentipede but also not

“Go to heaven, and tell the Devil I’m drunk!” and “But how did you survive?” “I was drunk.” Are one of the best lines in any feature length film ever.

"Well, the engineer... is engi-deer." I just woke up and I swear that's the most hilarious joke I've heard today.

@imaybeanidiotbut9122

4 жыл бұрын

Tumblr moment.

@menib7574

4 жыл бұрын

Well because you just woke up

"just how did you survive?" "I was drunk!" By that logic alcohol makes you immortal

@pokeman5699

4 жыл бұрын

it doesn't?

@valhalanguardsman2588

4 жыл бұрын

Why do you think Russia still exists?

@GrampaCramps

4 жыл бұрын

Time to drink myself to dea- I mean eternal life.

@Masterhene3

4 жыл бұрын

Beer is good for you.

@TheAndrewj96

4 жыл бұрын

Well, doesn’t it? At the very least, it makes you physically incapable of dying in a car accident.

3:40 okay, if i didn’t know scene was in an eltorro64rus video, I would think this would have been in a high budget dystopian sci-fi movie and I’m happy about that.

From 3:40 and to the end was some of the best animation I have ever seen.

"GO TO HEAVEN, AND TELL THE DEVIL IM DRUNK!" That is both such a badass and bizarre quote.

@IFuckingLoveFrenchToast

4 жыл бұрын

Denoman's bizarre adventure

@wizradical4905

4 жыл бұрын

@@IFuckingLoveFrenchToast HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BRO JOJO REFERENCE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

@IFuckingLoveFrenchToast

4 жыл бұрын

@@wizradical4905 ok

@IFuckingLoveFrenchToast

4 жыл бұрын

@@burkshomemadememes *that's not the JoJo's reference*

@PMVoid

4 жыл бұрын

*That quote is mine now*

that engineer laughing at his own joke was surprisingly realistic

@holynder3181

4 жыл бұрын

My main class is engideer

@AJLord

4 жыл бұрын

That hit me in the gut.

@user-fw1mm3gf5v

4 жыл бұрын

Don't 'cha mean EngiDEER?

@baguetteboy5466

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-fw1mm3gf5v i'm such a fool

@user-fw1mm3gf5v

4 жыл бұрын

@@baguetteboy5466 .-. _How Did You Respond So Fast?-_

2:09 Go to Heaven! Kill the devil, and DRUNK!

04:10 me with every Eltorro64Rus Animation. Jokes aside the animations are so fluid!

"Go to heaven and tell tha devil i'm drunk!" That must be on my tombstone

@handsomedark2406

4 жыл бұрын

@Gruntzy well, thats nice to :D

@bolfor

4 жыл бұрын

I thought it said to kill the devil

Somewhere, evolution has gone really wrong, it seems... Also, that "Engi-deer" joke is made by Engi's laugh. His self-satisfaction at that stupid joke just makes it the best joke in the entire video.

@aiksi5605

4 жыл бұрын

I agree

@dr.doctor2620

4 жыл бұрын

i almost forgot about that! i wouldnt have laughed that hard except the way engideer enjoyed it was so funny!

@DraculaCronqvist

4 жыл бұрын

Fuck, the likes on this comment, what the hell.

Details I love about this video 1. The spy not eating the hotdog as it is revealed to be a spider that would use a disguise to trick animals like the spy to try to eat it and then be killed by it 2. Heaven and hells roles being swapped 3. The demoman goes to heaven, the afterlife as characters like the bird scout appearing with the sniper, suggesting he died and that he and all the others were bad people and the pyro was a good soul

@qweadghjkjgtrefghjasfdgbdsdafg

10 ай бұрын

Or maybe the “heaven” is actually purgatory, and the city that snipers drives off to is the actual heaven

@drenched3088

10 ай бұрын

@@qweadghjkjgtrefghjasfdgbdsdafg that could be the actual awnser!

Even if the animation has improved even more since this was released, i still honestly consider this your best work. Incredibly detailed & well written.

Sniper struggling to consume his food before the nuke shockwave blasts him into the next dimension is honestly such a Mood.

@snowballeffect7812

4 жыл бұрын

I felt it.

@darykeng

4 жыл бұрын

Right priorities. If you gonna die - at least die with good food in your stomach

@Dr_Doctor_Lee

4 жыл бұрын

not the next dimension. the next reality

@autistloser8663

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly, calling a fridge the next dimension is also a mood.

@the_furry_inside_your_walls639

4 жыл бұрын

@@Dr_Doctor_Lee Not the next reality, the next *Refrigerator.*

The engineer is engi-DEER 2:24

@millbridge1016

4 жыл бұрын

Mothic!

@shy7660

4 жыл бұрын

This user is NASRAL NA BARABAN

@MillionProphet

4 жыл бұрын

*laughs in texas

@arizona4486

4 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@anistrashcan8536

4 жыл бұрын

It’s a lot funnier when you know the initial line, but it has been reworked to fit the insanity of a Garry’s mod animation

The scene at 3:50 is the reason why I always come back to this video

0:56 the Scoutfly's eyes and body moving is actually canon. IRL bugs actually have brains all over their bodies. If a fly's head falls off it's body may actually try to clean and eat it.

_"The engineer, is engideer"_ Quote of the year ladies and gentlemen

@mandude03VideosYT

4 жыл бұрын

Dis guy quote of the damn decade

@logan_jp3

4 жыл бұрын

What else DOE you expect from ST?

3:32 Mecha-Heavy: "But how did you survive?" Demo: "I was drunk." Perfectly reasonable.

@windowsxseven

4 жыл бұрын

something something vodka something cure radiation something something chernobyl lie something something stalker

@bait1021

4 жыл бұрын

That's a barbarian answer if ive ever heard one. You fell a hundred yards, how did you survive?! I was really mad at the time.

@erkkanikkanen2242

4 жыл бұрын

seems legit as fuck.

@re-sync3542

4 жыл бұрын

There was enough alcohol in his system to absorb all the radiation.

@silvertalon007

4 жыл бұрын

Or maybe the shockwave knocked one of those Outside Ice Coolers on top of him. Y'know the ones.

Coming back to this 2 years later, it’s still one of my favorite videos you’ve done. I think it was also the turning point where your animations went from great to fantastic!

Robo-Heavy: h0w d1d y0u surv1v3? Future-Demoman: i was drunk

*Ughh "You know what" *Gets in the car, starts engine "PISS OFF" *Drives off Sometimes I wish I could do that in real life..

@bobbob1403

4 жыл бұрын

Study my friend STUDY

@user-jb2kt3ub2e

4 жыл бұрын

@That guy dont ask questions. Just study.

@billbill5283

4 жыл бұрын

@That guy study in order to get a degree and a well paid job, and then buy a car.

@tiagosales3373

4 жыл бұрын

@That guy isn't about why is about why not

@garrettarnold5663

4 жыл бұрын

"Wot just happened?"

The only bad part about this video is that I’ll never be able to watch it for the first time again.

@gaysty6

4 жыл бұрын

Ye

@jimmythesoviet3401

4 жыл бұрын

Apples

@dannylightfoot6131

4 жыл бұрын

Amensia then

@BloodySeaGullsRoss

4 жыл бұрын

CoolcidProd tell my mother... I’m sorry

@justsomeguywithafoxmask2998

4 жыл бұрын

same

0:21 I love this part where he realizes he has no escape but still wants to enjoy his last meal, he even suck his fingers hahaha

"Hey bois its a sphouse!" "I am a spy craburher" "Nahhhhh"

"GO TO HEAVEN, AND TELL THE DEVIL: I'M DRUNK!"

@angrypicture6155

4 жыл бұрын

(goes to hell and tells god demo is sober)

@the_furry_inside_your_walls639

4 жыл бұрын

@@angrypicture6155 As one does.

@sTyZi1029

4 жыл бұрын

420 biatch

@sashapreneur-

4 жыл бұрын

@@sTyZi1029 421 biatch

@livesathome2475

4 жыл бұрын

Broken teevee Roblox That true because he created are species

"Go to heaven and tell the devil that I'm drunk!" -future demo *Just a bit closer to heaven*

@NPC_5439

3 жыл бұрын

he said "hellven"

@RedRanger-ll7hx

3 жыл бұрын

@@NPC_5439 is engideer

@GrayCrownRBLX

3 жыл бұрын

joj

@John-ek4xc

3 жыл бұрын

The devil is just as confused as the demo man

@fadlanal-amsi9839

3 жыл бұрын

2:10

Nearing 4 years.. time sure flies. This is my favorite video of this channel

1:42 mobile game ads logic Btw these robotised humans and creatures looks pretty well done! Im gonna recreate those in spore someday

Sniper: *sees the world ending before him* welp if I dont eat these hotdogs now I never will

@redferroequus

4 жыл бұрын

Sniper has his priorities straight. Making the best out of apocalyptic scenarios with tiny luxuries.

@Lady_MInk

4 жыл бұрын

Honesty he's a genius.

@thenamesgames6393

4 жыл бұрын

If I’m being honest? I’d probably follow the same mindset. Such a shocking moment, people tend to enjoy what little they have left. Eltorro truly is a genius writer.

@mr.sandman627

4 жыл бұрын

Besides, where will he go? He's well within the blast radius. Might as well enjoy yourself before the inevitable.

The fact that sniper's flashback begins in his eye and ends in demo's is a really cool detail. It really helps to link the characters by a shared memory. Very nice storytelling touch that i didn't expect to discover in a gmod video.

@noellesato311

4 жыл бұрын

WagglyPotat The quality of his videos are actually *really* high, but the sheer madness of the content tends to keep people from realizing the raw skill and great work that went into them on first viewing.

@alanmcadoo3547

4 жыл бұрын

I honestly thought he used sfm

@acemarvel1564

4 жыл бұрын

They are called kindred spirits

@eriafatiny3479

4 жыл бұрын

I thought it too. such smoother then sfm.

This is by far my favorite of your animations, with your beautiful story. I need more of this storyline Keep up your incredibly awesome work

I'm trying to make up some uncanny poses for a drawing and then i suddenly remembered how I was watching your videos years ago so now I am back laughing at the Gmod ragdoll walks slowly playing back on ×0.5

"Hey boys, it's a Spouse!" "I am a Spycre Bleu." "Naaaaaaaah."

@cofeeman1086

4 жыл бұрын

4:13 wut?

@AitoJaOikeaNippeliFaktaa

3 жыл бұрын

Got ya, snape.

@WhatIsThatThingDoing

3 жыл бұрын

Uuuoohh... snort... UuaahHAhaha snort snort hauwhahaha!

To be honest, the cyborg character designs are actually pretty cool.

@TuckyBlue

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah. Simple, but cool, and just weird enough to stand out.

@lewi_l7737

4 жыл бұрын

Wow wow I. Noticed too cuz some people didn't

@pyrosauria7444

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine if we could recreate this with Cyberpunk 2077.

@cptdalek1711

4 жыл бұрын

Pyrosauria I sense a mod idea.

@kovacthesaggy4014

4 жыл бұрын

I was gonna say the same thing, especially with spy's design, whihc i wish we could see more than 2 seconds of. And is Heavy wearing a helmet or did they just up an'd replace his head with that of a robots?

This is Eltorro's Magnum Opus

This is probably my favorite video on your channel, it’s so interesting, I know you normally don’t do sequels, but I would really like to see one.

I cannot be the only one who wants to see more of this universe.

@appleman3396

4 жыл бұрын

And you are not

@SomeKindaSpy

4 жыл бұрын

Fuck yes. Cyber heaven/hell is right out of doom.

@garfield9150

4 жыл бұрын

3:50 best sfm scene ever music, atmosphere, visual, everything is perfect we need more now Edit: yes i get it, its done in garrysmod, now could you stop telling me that

@TheRandomEpicVideos

4 жыл бұрын

I'm reading the manga right now, he's staying pretty true to the source material.

@mrdavick3991

4 жыл бұрын

No, definitely no

_"TWO-THOUSAND YEARS OF CONSTANT HUMAN EVOLUTION TO CREATE A HAIRLESS FU..."_ -The Scout, Heavy Is A Millennial, ItalianNinja98

@thescarletcultist113

4 жыл бұрын

Who's Asking? “No” -the heavy in n Heavy is a millennial

@Idkwhatiam

4 жыл бұрын

Also nice reference

@TheSporemaniak1

4 жыл бұрын

So, not only i thought of that... is nice.

@jackaruby4222

4 жыл бұрын

“YOU FAT BALD BASTARD, YOU PIECE OF SUBHUMAN TRASH, TWO-THOUSAND YEARS OF CONSTANT HUMAN EVOLUTION TO CREATE A HAIRLESS FUCKING COCONUT MY GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU”

@zaucethesaucebauce527

4 жыл бұрын

This was the first thing I thought of when I saw this video

This universal story got me more than hyped really. Not only it had a cohesive story, but also the facial expressions were both funny and realistic. The way the future, the places look, it's all a masterpiece(but not perfect as nothing is). I'm glad we still have the best KZreadrs like you.:)

The attention to Detail on the car still amazes me the shitfting the sound the movement and those cone airfilters

Sees a nuke go off, one of mankind’s greatest and deadliest weapons in history. “Piss”

@ctrlaltrepeat245

4 жыл бұрын

Sniper proceeds to eat a hotdog whole

@theTrevorluck

4 жыл бұрын

Ctrl Alt Repeat well i mean that understandable He knew he was gonna die so he decided to die doing something he loves

@zOOpygOOpert

4 жыл бұрын

@@theTrevorluck I dont think I saw your mom in the vid

@omega3196

4 жыл бұрын

z00pyg00pert and a failed attempt at edgy comedy. Quick tip, burns only work if they actually apply to the person.

@omega3196

4 жыл бұрын

Do_Hyun My moms dead

3:38 Just reminding us that this is actually Gmod & not a Pixar movie

@medicyukisuna

3 жыл бұрын

Because the following scenes are going to make you completely forget

@bfnmo7750

3 жыл бұрын

Now I really want to see a Pixar movie that uses Gmod animation

@AG_HP7

3 жыл бұрын

@@liamstark5982 And some stupid kiddie shit

@wingblitz2216

3 жыл бұрын

@@AG_HP7 We hate Pixar here?

@wingblitz2216

3 жыл бұрын

@@liamstark5982 Star Wars i think is ok ish Pixar i don't agree at all Liam pls give me a good reason for pixar I really want to know

"Well, the engineer, is engi-deer" I laughed at that. This joke is full of dad joke energy, and I laughed at that.

i like how bug scout’s only purpose was to be annoying

"Go to heaven, and tell the devil I'm drunk!" Best.

@TiernanWilkinson

4 жыл бұрын

And the portal is labeled hell lol

@alexandnachoyt3001

4 жыл бұрын

**confused screaming**

When demo says "Oi! Get off my fridge!" he wasn't kidding around, that diner has a family photo of Tavish and his parents hanging on the wall, so he might be the inheritant owner.

@sitdownlad7918

4 жыл бұрын

These videos have so many details, it's mindblowing

@tennain6128

4 жыл бұрын

Indeed

@korbyxx

4 жыл бұрын

@@sitdownlad7918 yeah

@humanbean9370

4 жыл бұрын

Where?

@inspectorjavert9868

4 жыл бұрын

@@humanbean9370 pause at 3:11

aside from the strange stuff i absolutely love the scraptechno wasteland

These videos are so crazy, yet the animation and style is fabulous.

Others: "How can you survive the madness of ElTorro64's videos?" Me: "i was drunk"

@arkuess9066

4 жыл бұрын

Me: I am one with the madness

*"TEN THOUSAND YEARS OF CONSTANT HUMAN EVOLUTION TO CREATE SUCH A HAIRLESS FU-"* - Scout TF2

@ImRusheed

3 жыл бұрын

@red scout yes, but the title of the video has ten thousand in it 😁

@potatoslayer69420

3 жыл бұрын

@@ImRusheed ok My account got blocked for some reason So yeah Oh and by the way Its 2000 years of constant human evolution just to grant a hairless fu-

@bqonm742

3 жыл бұрын

“YOU FAT BALD BASTARD! YOU PEICE OF SUB-HUMAN TRASH! TWO THOUSAND YEARS OF CONSTANT HUMAN EVOLUTION TO CREATE A HAIRLESS FU-“

@gunnerholley4872

3 жыл бұрын

Heavy is a millenial

@CodenameBolts

3 жыл бұрын

CKING COCONUT

even to this day, the ending scene with the car and the song, is the MOST badass thing EVER.

@taurasjuozapavicius7743

Жыл бұрын

holy crap, this is me? tbh.... its still badass

0:58 that's a cool reference you got there

"Go to Heaven..." So wholesome yet so aggressive.

@BronzeAgePepper

4 жыл бұрын

Demo must be related to Birdie from Street Fighter (he uses that quote)

@vintermyst5032

4 жыл бұрын

My go-to insult for my enemies XD

@garrettarnold5663

4 жыл бұрын

"...And tell the Devil I'm *DRUNK!"*

Fun fact: you did not predict a single thing that happened in this video

@the_furry_inside_your_walls639

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly, you could say the same thing about any Eltorro animation.

@SonicPman

4 жыл бұрын

Well... aside from the engideer joke. It was a funny kind of predictable, though.

@impatienstheshmuck5348

4 жыл бұрын

I predicted the wheel turning into a portal, but that's it.

@suddenllybah

4 жыл бұрын

I expected the StarScouts to be happy with the fire.

@DeTwitterfyYoutube

4 жыл бұрын

False: I absolutely saw the Sniper cramming food into his face when the nuke went off, because honestly I would do the exact same thing. But I did not predict a single other thing in this video. And that's beautiful. These videos are a treasure.

2:23 " Well The Engineer Is Engi-Deer " *INTENSE ENGI-DEER WHEEZING*

This has to be one of my favorites from you. I re-watch everything at least once a year.

"But how did you survive?" "I was drunk." *Plot 100*

@BLASTEM-vq5ph

3 жыл бұрын

Survival 100

@notnottheslam-jamfrancisco9262

3 жыл бұрын

I remember seeing a comment about how being drunk would let you survive a atomic blast and I sadly can’t find it now

@Ted45636

3 жыл бұрын

Drunk 100

@spv4711

3 жыл бұрын

Demo Man 100

@16russelllewis45

3 жыл бұрын

Makes sense

Drunk: +4 Strength -9 Perception +9 Endurance +3 Charisma -9 Intelligence +9 Luck +300 Damage resistance +500 radiation resistance + Free fridge

@khoinguyen5284

4 жыл бұрын

@Flyin' Steve nice

@strifer6182

4 жыл бұрын

-1000 Balance

@andresguzman6140

4 жыл бұрын

@@noahknowswhat7620 Yes, You must be N-word man and then take a lot of scrumpy. Keep using then and there is a 0.0000001% chance of getting this buff after the 100000000 bottle

@Newbmann

4 жыл бұрын

Oh is that why roaches are so hard to kill with rads THEY MUST CONSTANTLY BE DRUNK.

@festive5988

4 жыл бұрын

Agility?

masterful animation and an enchanting setting that begs for elaboration. 10/10, 5 stars, A+ short film. the academy award goes to

you just unlocked a memory for me with the world of goo sounds at 00:44

I love the fact that because sniper is australian, he's driving a right-wheel car.

@elijahfleenor8471

3 жыл бұрын

Hes not cuz in the comics hes actually born of two New Zealand atlantian scientists and he has a superman backstory

@stacksofslaps7442

3 жыл бұрын

thats rdr2 levels of detail

@HypernovaGT

3 жыл бұрын

The car looks like a late 60s Ford Mustang fastback.

@Destructides

3 жыл бұрын

The particular air filter and car model with the wrapped roll cage looks like it's taken straight from the Mad Max game files, so that's certainly fitting

@lukeawsomeness2359

3 жыл бұрын

But it’s not upside down

" Well, the engineer is engi-deer " I'm laughing longer than the duration of the video please send help

@wesleymcewen6550

4 жыл бұрын

It's comedy gold. Invest now!

@Corkoth55

4 жыл бұрын

engineer's breathy ass laugh kills me

@adomasv648

4 жыл бұрын

@@Corkoth55 same here

@MothGirlHina

4 жыл бұрын

@@Corkoth55 same

So I just looked back on this and the uh…… the snipers eyes are a….. a bit dark. Could be spooky month but um….. yeah, don’t think it was like dat :/ haha, I’m in danger :]

0:46 wait a minute, you used the sounds of ''the world of goo'' and that's very nostalgic :)

everyone else talking about the jokes and all that, but like, LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THE ANIMATION IS!

@leroy7279

4 жыл бұрын

The godlike animation

@arthurtheanteater7649

4 жыл бұрын

its gmod too

@doktorryeen5124

4 жыл бұрын

Louder for those in the back... THIS IS GMOD

@subspacesausage5918

4 жыл бұрын

How the hell do you even pull that off with gmod

@spoiithegmoder4540

4 жыл бұрын

@@subspacesausage5918 it's eltorro. never question his tactics.

"The engineer is engideer" You have evolved a new ability!: *Comedy*

@florentinofuentes293

3 жыл бұрын

Oh cool!

@ceoofswag6348

3 жыл бұрын

Achievement unlocked: the funny

@jotaropinochet3671

3 жыл бұрын

I heard "engineer'd"

@mirrozero

3 жыл бұрын

*A Constellation is offering a new power*

@ralek592

3 жыл бұрын

@@mirrozero Ability: Engi Puns [SSS] Instead of speaking you engispeak

this gmod animation is still phenomenal and the imagination on display is amazing, so glad i found eltorro's channel again

It really cool how the driver seat is on the right side because he live in Australia and it’s a nice touch

Well, the Engineer- Is Engideer. *Stupid marasmatic laugh* This perfect

@originalname3681

4 жыл бұрын

/Старый / True I love engideers laugh

@BobZy_

4 жыл бұрын

i just love how he wheezes at it like *WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE*

"Well, the engineer is engideer." *asthma attack*

@gaidenhexus2081

4 жыл бұрын

I died at that part

In the background fallout 1 soundtrack thanks for showing the game some respect

3:56 Nice driving there Sniper

I love how when a nuke goes off in the distance, Snoipeh's first instinct is to eat the rest of his meal.

@LittleIdiot858

3 жыл бұрын

What else but have a good last meal

@toxic_shr00m

3 жыл бұрын

I mean at that moment you have literally nothing else to do

@MajinMist603

3 жыл бұрын

@@toxic_shr00m either eat , hold your love ones , pray or get drunk/ high . . . . that all you can do . . .

@unimprezzedmclastname4220

3 жыл бұрын

Hey, you're close enough to see the flash (so you're basically dead anyway), you paid good money for that food, and it'll be the last thing you'll ever experience before getting buried by thousands of tons of radioactive rubble. Why not finish your meal and end it on a high note?

@PurpleHighway25

3 жыл бұрын

Well he paid for it, he's sure as hell gonna eat it.

*a fucking nuke goes off* sniper : "piss."

@S3NS_

3 жыл бұрын

with lower case letters lol

@zachm8437

3 жыл бұрын

*shoves hotdog into face*

@sghatisingh1235

3 жыл бұрын

@@zachm8437 1000 years pass

@FotoStudios418

3 жыл бұрын

@@sghatisingh1235 *spacré bléu pass and eat the arm of the skeleton*

@theblacksilenceofthecitydi2628

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe Pissful of Nuke Will cheer you up

Saying "I was drunk!" gets you out of a lot situations honestly.

everything from 2:32 proves this man could make his own movie

“How did you survive?” “I was drunk.” 2020 in a nutshell

@Tigershark_3082

3 жыл бұрын

Nice profile picture, my guy. Nguyen Van Com is one hell of a character

@shrek3249

3 жыл бұрын

That's a good one

@weegee42069

2 жыл бұрын

And 2021 XD

"TEN THOUSAND YEARS OF CONSTANT HUMAN EVOLUTION TO CREATE A HAIRLESS FU-"

@thetrashman5252

4 жыл бұрын

OH NOOOOOOOOO

@robbie1528

4 жыл бұрын

"-KING COCONUT!"

@TomEyeTheSFMguy

4 жыл бұрын

@@robbie1528 "OH MY GOD WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU"

@astronomydemon6312

4 жыл бұрын

Ah, a fellow medic. Nice comment.

@noobyboi6324

4 жыл бұрын

Rip in rip in rip in rip'th Rick may

We need an entire series of this

“How did you survive?” ( a nuclear explosion) “I was drunk?”

@aguyidk5255

2 жыл бұрын

Oh well I guess people have a reason to drink alcohol now