If they police the streets as well as they police their car parks the country would be safe

@HareKrsna1

15 күн бұрын

Not enough bottle bud

@MusicOne555

15 күн бұрын

100%

@naugladur8534

15 күн бұрын

Also mass deportations and deny entry to “asylum seekers”

@2icelollys1goat

15 күн бұрын

That's a brilliant comment and so, so true and apt.

@applecorp

15 күн бұрын

The only thing they seem to protect is themselves.

You have to take my word. Im a police officer. Best BS line ive heard. Police lie all the time on reports and to public.

@cliffordbuttle4529

15 күн бұрын

Cuss

@cliffordbuttle4529

15 күн бұрын

Fussier and carricky said that look how these bastards turned out any comments 😂😂😂

@Zoro3-3

15 күн бұрын

How do officers react to these types of videos? Curious to know if the messages are getting through to the force. Hopefully you’re actually an officer 🤣 anyone says anything on the internet these days

@JohnMorten-px6my

15 күн бұрын

Why would anyone take the word of the stasi ? They are nobodies in uniform !

@korpiz

15 күн бұрын

We all know many, if not most, police officers are ok with lying if they need to and often do.

These are the ones who turned a blind eye to child grooming scandal

@N1611n

15 күн бұрын

Nailed it mate.

@fortnitedaddy7266

15 күн бұрын

Mr Packet of Crisps looks like a bit of a kiddy fiddler if you ask me gave me creepy man vibes 😁😁

@badbob9nine282

15 күн бұрын

To right brother

@sharpeipink123

15 күн бұрын

100% over target...shame on them both....typical uneducated, unprofessional WOKIES!! x

@briandoherty3249

15 күн бұрын

Watched a film called the rape of Britain by Tommy Robinson in the car park of that station. They've got a lot to answer for.

One of the worst areas of child grooming in the country which has been 100% enabled by the police. Can't you tell.

And these idiots are meant to solve crime FFS.

@KoshVorlon-xb3wq

15 күн бұрын

@machill8224 Rarely do though.

@etherealdreams7936

15 күн бұрын

Keystone Cop's M8

@windyhillbomber

15 күн бұрын

Nah…they’re just fine collectors

@hassyg4083

15 күн бұрын

they solve nothing in reality , they let a murder happen first

@Crypto-Live

15 күн бұрын

Not when wankers like this bloke ARE WASTING THEIR TIME

Spat my coffee out when he said take my word for it,im a police officer.

@28johann1

15 күн бұрын

Yup, me too. Classic

@Dercudez

15 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@takaenda7577

15 күн бұрын

I bet Wayne Couzens used the same line on Sarah Everard

@ComboMuster

15 күн бұрын

😁😁😁

@culturevulturepapi8948

15 күн бұрын

Wayne couzens! hold my beer

The comedy of this situation is off the scale . The word of a police officer is worth diddly squat ,

@jaylamb477

15 күн бұрын

Less than

@skibidat9808

10 күн бұрын

According to Google, diddly squat is worth 12.5 million quid

“You have to get in the car, I’m a police officer” said Wayne Couzens!

@tatsnneeps341

13 күн бұрын

Grab hold of the back of my stolen quadbike once said the travellers to the copper, that ended perfectly 😂😂😂😂😂😂

They love offering help when you don't need it.

@JohnMorten-px6my

15 күн бұрын

Then when you ask for it, they won't give it .

@NicholasAlt

15 күн бұрын

They are actually offering intrusiveness and control over you.

@Best_Is_West

15 күн бұрын

So concerned for his welfare....they gave up before he turned around. "Almost" feels like they couldn't have given a flying fluck if he was OK.

@Superliegebeest0

15 күн бұрын

Like the mob an offer u can't refuse

@ColinCorbin-sg7su

15 күн бұрын

How is it they know what is good for other people is it because they have a gang uniform on 🤡 sad power mad insects 😂🤣😭🙃

British Police are so embarrassing.

@sennfred1830

15 күн бұрын

@Shroomz_z1

15 күн бұрын

Absolute wet wipes unless your the lowest of the low hanging fruit ie Tommy R,Yourself, Myself,,,,,Nelson Mandella😅😅. What are they like where your from bro?😊

@brimkathstampex2306

15 күн бұрын

Beyond any redemption.

@chrisryan1887

15 күн бұрын

Embarrassing. They come across as weak, petty, condescending and quite frankly incompetant.

@scrwbl8

15 күн бұрын

Child**** capital of the UK, right?

Wayne cozens probably used the same line.....I'm a police officer, you HAVE TO BELIEVE ME. What a joke

@planb1853

15 күн бұрын

I lad I agree

@badlarry172

15 күн бұрын

spot on

@ryandye2768

8 күн бұрын

😂

The woman is so so feeling self entitled 😂. They are paid on public purse, so they're public servants first!!!

@chasmarx4393

15 күн бұрын

Millie Bobbie Brown!

@Symptomless_Coma_

15 күн бұрын

@@chasmarx4393 Mrs Brown's Boys

@robwilson8673

15 күн бұрын

Public plonkers more like 🆘🆘🤡🤡

@sharpeipink123

15 күн бұрын

AN UNEDUCATED...ILL-READ WOKE KAREN!

"We want to make sure that you're alright walking around." So AB gives plod a first-hand demonstration of walking around all by himself.

Police need to learn the law. No sign, no gate, no barrier.. trespass is civil law.

@stevegray5709

15 күн бұрын

I'm not sure police are taught anything about the law. My belief is they just make it up on the hoof.

@rogerborg

15 күн бұрын

They can't even pull the "inclosed yard" Victorian offence that they've currently got a hard-on for.

@MrAndrewFarrow

15 күн бұрын

Trespass is a civil matter under Common Law. The police are agents of the owner, the PCC. Under Common Law the agent of the owner may use reasonable force to remove you. We all know that by now.

@garethwood3474

15 күн бұрын

Just a question , how does that work when the police technically cannot intervene in a civil trespass matter and reasonable force is a subjective matter. This from the police themselves"Trespass to land in most instances is a civil matter, and as such the police do not have the power to assist. Initially, the landowner should ask the trespasser to leave the land and if he/she does then all is well. If he/she refuses to leave the land then you will need to consider taking civil action. It could be dangerous for the landowner to try to remove the trespasser themselves. The owner of the land could commit several criminal offences if he forcibly removes the trespasser and his/her property from the land. The best and safest course of action is to obtain a court order, which, if breached, can then become a criminal matter. If the police do attend an incident such as this, they are merely there as observers for any possible criminal offences committed by either party. The police cannot assist in the removal of the trespassers or their property from the land in question" Again I'm just interested how it should really be done so all the possible legal problems are covered.

@johnvienta7622

15 күн бұрын

@@MrAndrewFarrow ... But is AB actually trespassing?

How to make the police look stupid? Let them talk.

They were probably scared you were investigating the pedo gangs.

"The word of a Police officer" 😂😂😂

@takaenda7577

15 күн бұрын

Sarah Everard trusted the word of a police officer.

@KoshVorlon-xb3wq

15 күн бұрын

@takaenda7577 He actually showed his warrant card.

Oh! Old Jug Ears couldn't resist a lecture.

@JohnPatco

15 күн бұрын

Dumbo movie.

@sharpeipink123

15 күн бұрын

UNEDUCATED...ILL-READ WOKE KEN!! x

“Suspected me of being lost” 😂

"You have to take my word because I'm a police officer" Because a police officer has never told a lie.

You have to because we're police officers... How lovely.

@28johann1

15 күн бұрын

Yes - a comment that tells you everything you need to know about these bully-boy cretins

@ColinCorbin-sg7su

15 күн бұрын

😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 DID I SAY CLOWNS THINK SO

@paulamcnama1499

11 күн бұрын

We need peace officers not gangs

@kawsarahmad

11 күн бұрын

@@paulamcnama1499 some may say the biggest gang in the UK... 🤔

@28johann1

11 күн бұрын

@@paulamcnama1499 Quite. See how they wince when auditors tell them they are 'public servants'. We've witnessed a complete disconnection between these thugs and the public, sadly.

After all these years and plod don't realise they are being audited.

@MeeJunksEavy

15 күн бұрын

Larry Vaginiker knew. I'd say they knew AB's real name too. He immediately pointed out that AB had inbuilt camera glasses. Also prodded him about any infringements he may have seen. They knew he was auditing, yet they still came out pretending to help whilst abusing their power. Police do not exist to serve the public. They serve their masters: the powerful and corporations. They police the majority to be obedient.

man alive, the way AB interacts with people (cops or not) is just awesome .. what a legend

Never ever - ever - ever trust them.

@dazsmith610

14 күн бұрын

AGREE NEVER EVER TRUST THE POLICE THER NOT YOUR FRENDS TRUST ME A C A B

Years of AB doing these videos and the police still don’t get it

@alanbaxter8100

15 күн бұрын

Couldn’t agree more. It puzzles the hell out of me wondering why they cant see anything

@Brian-kw5jb

15 күн бұрын

And it's in their own interests to get it too so they dont make a fool of themselves or worse.

@dpauditss

15 күн бұрын

And sadly they probably never will. There will always be bad ones it’s just apart of life

@fxontv

15 күн бұрын

Perhaps they do get it, but their egos won’t allow them to not engage. They just can’t help themselves.

@REVONEWS1

10 күн бұрын

They driven by ego

If the only thing that's restricting access is their imagination, it's not restricted.

@brno1985

15 күн бұрын

The Peanut wasnt saying that he was saying its PRIVATE because we told you ???

"The word of a Police Officer". As if Police Officers never lie.

(11 mins in) "we're not going to engage with you" AB: you shouldn't have in the first place.

We're really busy, sir. Also, we're checking if people are lost in carparks.

@28johann1

15 күн бұрын

That was lie No 1. She later admits that they came out because you 'arose suspicion'. then Lie 2 is about 'private land' where you can't film.

@tc5042

15 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

@jimbob356

Күн бұрын

The retards are not clever enough to lie.

The police in the Uk are embarrassing. I noticed that the police van backed up over the path is a hazard for the blind and disabled.

@tommurphy7611

15 күн бұрын

LAZY lying g3stapoo poo LIARS they are...

@NicholasAlt

15 күн бұрын

Not embarrassing, dangerous to your LIBERTY.

@alcoyne3333333333333

13 күн бұрын

Seen that too . Wish AB and others would highlight that stuff

"You have to take my word for it because I'm a police office"!!

The step at the rear of that paddy wagon was overhanging the pedestrian walkway and was a definite hazard! Those pricks have NO concern for our safety, that proved it.

@solarvanlife8177

12 күн бұрын

A real ankle banger!

lineker ,trust me i am a cop,and bewildered betty are definitely in another reality

You really need to get better spy glasses as they aren't very stealth...every single person identifies them immediately.

Your Welfare?, I suspect even if you were running around on fire they still wouldn't come out until you 'trespassed' onto their precious car park.

@Jayshereok

15 күн бұрын

and do you for arson at the same time

@marklatimer7333

15 күн бұрын

@@Jayshereok or Criminal Damage for setting lit to the non-existent Restricted Area Sign.

With police like these no wonder we have criminals.

AB. Is 'Never Lost' and is always sure of his footing!😊

@adrianbrowne7874

15 күн бұрын

100%!

They seem so confused, but they're only hired to enforce the existing law instead up making up new ones

"Do you need any help?" = "What are you doing, and how can we STOP you from doing it?"

@solarvanlife8177

12 күн бұрын

"how can we help you....into cuffs"

What a pair of 🔔 ends!! State of policing is getting worse!!

I hit the like button as I came to watch AB always delivers

15:32 that was a classic “not allowed” moment there AB 😂

Publicly funded private public service. With publicly accessible private and police car parking spaces. Very busy police officers busily wasting the time of a member of the public.

The word of a police officer ! I have one name for you "Wayne Couzens".

@jaylamb477

15 күн бұрын

& David Carrick

If you told me the public footpath was 'private land' that wouldn't make it true would it? No signage, fence, or barrier, it's public!!

@gotherecom

15 күн бұрын

Plus, anyone is permitted to be on "private land" unless directed otherwise.

@Paul2377

8 күн бұрын

My front garden doesn't have any signage, fence or barrier, but it's not public.

@ChristianAkacro

8 күн бұрын

@@Paul2377 and people have implicit permission to cross your yard to knock on your front door absent signage stating otherwise. What's your point?

@Paul2377

8 күн бұрын

@@ChristianAkacro You make my point for me... you might think you had implicit permission to cross my yard to knock on my front door, but if I answered my door and told you I wanted you off my property I'm pretty sure you'd comply, rather than stand there and tell me you've still got access.

@ChristianAkacro

8 күн бұрын

@@Paul2377 No, legally speaking, I did have implicit permission. Also, right of access laws work differently in the UK than they do in North America. Public footpaths (in the UK) *cannot* be made into restricted access areas, regardless if the land they're on is privately owned. Publicly owned land is all implicitly open to the public unless there's a sign, barrier, or fence that indicates otherwise. That was ABs point in the video. It can't just be whimsically decreed as restricted by any random public servant that happens upon you while you're on public land in a publicly accessible area.

Gosh, they're always concerned for your safety.

Way too many sheeple telling people what to do !

All English police forces were issued with a FOI request concerning, serving police officers with a criminal record, 66% replied, of the forces that replied, 70% have serving police officers with a criminal record, they say to AB, you can trust us, we're the police 😲

The bollards are just to stop public cars from filling up the other side.

The word of a police officer since when do they tell the truth

@tommurphy7611

15 күн бұрын

LAZY lying f1lthy LIARS they are...

@tatsnneeps341

13 күн бұрын

Sine never ever

I'm not quite sure they ever mean it when they say "can we help you"!

”Take my word for it” says the policeman who just lied about why they came out. What an embarrassment to the uniform.

@Paul2377

8 күн бұрын

To be fair, AB lied about not hearing them.

Omg you get the weirdest ppl, I find it hard to stop laughing. I wonder what that young boy/girl was saying. Love it when you laugh, Carry on these videos AB, they are the best 💙💙

@eurofritz4617

15 күн бұрын

I will take a stab at it, I think they were coming in to report someone who was saying that they are dead on social media, whether they meant that they have no followers or were being threatened I am not sure

@SusanNoulton

14 күн бұрын

@@eurofritz4617 yes that is what I think.

@Paul2377

8 күн бұрын

@@eurofritz4617 Agreed. I also thought she seemed to have some learning difficulties and thought it was a bit rude how AB laughed about her as soon as he walked away.

Im not a car, im a person 😂😂 😅

@MartinHiggins1972

15 күн бұрын

The officer was proud to say he understood this point.

"You remind me of Lineker" "That's good" "It wasn't a compliment"...

@clementkirkpatrick4635

14 күн бұрын

Big ears!

*ITS Like talking to a Bag of Crisps* That has to be the funniest thing I’m gonna hear for this entire day ⭐️

PC 6969 Savile is here to tell you there's no access to the back passage euheuheuh!

@tankthelord1178

15 күн бұрын

That's right Sir Jim.

@RocketRenton

15 күн бұрын

@RocketRenton

15 күн бұрын

Now Then, Now Then.

@adiohead

15 күн бұрын

Hey Jim, when are you gonna fix it for me to meet KITT from Knightrider?

Birmingham s the place to audit more. Cops got no control of the crime there

"You're suspecting me of being lost?" Hilarious!

"I am not a car, I am a person" Priceless.

9:58 "Is there anything you need from us?" Yes, please stop giving directives and then the pair of you can bugger off.

You crack me up all the time ,you make my day thank you

why am i thinking " duelling banjos "

Hate how they say 'can we help you with anything' ....but forget to say 'we noticed you walking around our cars and shit ourselves because we are paranoid and are above the public'.

PC LINIKER NEEDS TO ZIP IT !!!

They are behaving more like robots

@dazsmith610

14 күн бұрын

THEY ALLWAYS ARE BEHAVEING LIKE ROBOTS THAT Y I HATE THEM SO MUCH A C A B

When are police going to Learn they are being tested. Make themselves look like clowns. Good video stay safe retired lifeboatman

@bpc610

15 күн бұрын

I'm across the pond. What's a lifeboatman if you don't mind? Thanks

The Thin Blue Line appears to like making up imaginary lines 😊 Good interaction, AB.

They run out of perceived powers that's why they go round in circles 😂

bro none of these officers learn its not a crime to record a police station on public land.........

@10tendogsdonie

15 күн бұрын

as its a public police stn paid for by the public, what is the crime who is the claimant, police can not make a claim there position is to keep the peace, no crime no problem,,

@Julian2323-q6u

15 күн бұрын

@@10tendogsdonie EXACTLY YOUR SPEAKING FACTS

Comedy cops touchy-feely " People not legal "... but still that " higher authority " tone. Not so " people " after all.

HOW THEY STILL DONT KNOW AUDITORS, WHAT KZread AND VLOGS ARE OR HOW TO REACT TO CAMERAMEN BAFFLES THE SHIT OUT OF ME?!

@eddyblackmore4188

15 күн бұрын

They know, They just don't care because they know they will investigate themselves and find no wrongdoing,

@RMcL328

14 күн бұрын

They know…this is their agreed approach. Hassle and harass

AB, a genius disguised as clueless,lol

Confusing but hilarious conversation @13:25😂 She is alive!😂😂

@SusanNoulton

15 күн бұрын

Was she/he a man or woman lol. That was a great conversation 🤣🤣

@cliffordbuttle4529

15 күн бұрын

But speaking like parrots 😏😏😏😏

@user-allanH

15 күн бұрын

I’m glad the record was corrected 🤦‍♂️🤣

"You have to take my word 'cause I'm a police officer." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA */DEEP BREATH/* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Police : Can I help you? Yes there are some illegal number plates on police cars. On your intro there was a car in the car park with an illegal number plates on as you walked past it

@eddyblackmore4188

15 күн бұрын

They'd probably argue that unless it's 'on a highway' they can't do anything about it, as it's not (technically) an offense to have or display the plates. By the time the driver gets on the road, they'll have forgotten all about it. Didn't stop them from trying to do my mate for the ones in his _front room window,_ did it though?

became a member to watch - thanks for all the entertainment/work you do!

@AuditingBritain

16 күн бұрын

Thank you

@NamedNamelessName

15 күн бұрын

How am I watching as I'm not a member ..

@grahamw6503

15 күн бұрын

Released earlier for members​@@NamedNamelessName

@grahamw6503

15 күн бұрын

Released earlier for members​@@NamedNamelessName

@SusanNoulton

15 күн бұрын

@@AuditingBritain yes thank you AB, I have never laughed so much in my life 🤣🤣

That delivery man believes u so much I’d say if you had said just to give you the package he would have lol good vid as always AB and I look forward to the next one

I’ve just been burgled and I’m totally lost. Here’s a crime number we’re very busy.

standards of police training have changed a lot apparently over the years. at one point it used to be drilled in to recruits in training what public and public place was and the difference between the two, the reason being that the ordinary officer on the street would be unable to do the basics of his/her job if they didnt know fully the difference. it may well be worth asking some officers at some point if they can describe what the difference between the two actauly are...i bet the vast majority cant even tell you the difference...if they cant then why?

A B's a magnet for mental stuff!,.. always seems to happen! 😂 👊 💚

You can’t get the police when burgled, attacked, robbed or report other crimes.. yet when you walk around a car park it’s 👮‍♂️👮🏻👮‍♂️👮🏻👮‍♂️👮🏻👮‍♂️👮🏻👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮🏻👮‍♂️👮🏻👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️

Good gods! Cops are experts at proclaiming their stupidity. Those two "car park" monitors kept repeating themselves and never realized they were being played by AB.

stuck in a time warp in Telford🤣 'are you ok are you OK are you OK

@juliej9999

15 күн бұрын

He's not OK he's AB!

They are used to making it up as they go along, and calling it the law. When challenged, they crumble.

"Make shure are you ok" yeah right, they are always so helpful 😂

I live in Telford that police station that is near me that old officer name is terry Holland, pc terry Holland he is not a good officer he treated me and other people I know very badly with our mental health, don’t think he believes people struggle with mental health he once said I was attention seeking and wasting police time but the fact remains I was not as he is the one who found me walking about he is the one who called other people to come…. Also I tend to take a lot of photos outside Telford police station they don’t give me any grief but also given the fact I don’t actually walk around the car park even though there is no signs saying much and there barrier has been broken for few weeks so technically anyone can walk in

'Why was I born too soon' - Reggie Kray

Every time an AB video pops up I yell YO. I get some weird looks 😂

@darkcornersuk

15 күн бұрын

Me too

😂 AB always back hand slaps those goof balls politely... The man's a legend ! Following from Colombia. 🇨🇴

@tonypine3434

14 күн бұрын

Shout out to Colombia 👊

@Skankhunt42-gg6vf

3 күн бұрын

The land of coke

So lovely that busy officers so rapidly scramble to help citizens who appear lost.

14:11 the reason for GEOENGINEERING is to stop the sun from melting all these new Snowflakes ❄️

The poor FedEx guy 😂😂😂😂😂

Unfortunately my home town. But, if I was out and about around this spot and saw a guy filming; I would immediately walk up and say hello. Just on the off chance it was you, or a like-minded soul. A simple shake of the hand and some polite and encouraging dialogue would be a nice occurrence to have happened. Respect to everyone in this type of community from every shore. ♥

Empty threats and intimidation attempts fail so they pretend to be friendly when they really tried to violate your rights. “Normal people” 🤣🤣 what a clown 🤡

Cheers for the upload AB

She's a perfect example as to why it's fine to "" pull out""

@Lookup2Wakeup

15 күн бұрын

Pul out of what?.....🤔

@Tenmilsochet14

15 күн бұрын

@@Lookup2Wakeup you know.!

@Lookup2Wakeup

15 күн бұрын

@@Tenmilsochet14 he, he, he.....

Always make me smile AB. Top man!

Bro i have s-o much fun on your videos 😂😂😂. Thanks ❤✌️🤜🤛

"Do you need any help?" .... I think they need some help .... mental help WTF 😂