The internet is a brilliant invention. I can explore the world from my couch. I can learn a language, expand my horizons, learn, and grow as a human being... I'm watching a porcupine eat pumpkin.

@CS-ys4sy

6 жыл бұрын

TenebraeVision Dude watch him eat corn, too!

@jarrahtree7454

5 жыл бұрын

true

@suzzyturner

5 жыл бұрын

🤣😂😂 Too funny

@odtuhan

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@zebracorn4281

5 жыл бұрын

Learning doesn’t release as much serotonin as entertainment.

He’s so cute. I wish I could cuddle him without getting stabbed.

@Jclass88

4 жыл бұрын

Jared Stevens 😂

@ukmedicfrcs

4 жыл бұрын

Lol thats what I thought...I want to give him kisses but I am thinking my lips would be full of holes.

@angelfirelite

4 жыл бұрын

Jared....Stabbed or Bit!!!! But cute it is....

@lyteyearz5810

4 жыл бұрын

My thoughts on most women 😂😭😭

@shannalae3907

4 жыл бұрын

😆

The most untouchable and cute sounding animal and you can never cuddle him.

@facesbysusanna

4 жыл бұрын

Yes you can, his caretaker, she does!!!!!

@misspinkpunkykat

4 жыл бұрын

@@facesbysusanna SHE does, you or me cannot because zoos don't let patrons touch or pet the animals.

@qalln-w272

4 жыл бұрын

Otter sound much cuter 😄

@GuantanamoBayBarbie2

3 жыл бұрын

@@qalln-w272 have you heard baby rhinos?

@qalln-w272

3 жыл бұрын

@@GuantanamoBayBarbie2 Otter is cuter .

Omg his little noises are more than I can handle. They are overly adorable!!!!

I heard him say, "back off" in plain English 4 times.

@lesliegrimes5136

4 жыл бұрын

Lawrence Grott, I heard Stop It! 😄

@THEDOORIZCLOSED

4 жыл бұрын

I literally heard “well, lets see here...”

@lisaschuster9187

4 жыл бұрын

He’s speaking Ukrainian though.

@HummingbirdEighty8

4 жыл бұрын

@@lisaschuster9187 lol!💖

@carlosantuckwell

4 жыл бұрын

I'm going to watch again just for that, but even the first time I definitely heard at the end: "Yeah, I love it."

He sounds like Gizmo 😂 I love how she gives it to him and then he's like, "Hands off, Lady! Teddy doesn't share food!"

@kimberlyberger2865

4 жыл бұрын

Yes!!!!! LOL!!! It's like he's saying I love you and thanks for the pumpkin but don't mess with me now LOL

@lisaschuster9187

4 жыл бұрын

Gizmo Duck?

@ripelivejam

4 жыл бұрын

Teddy don't text.

@themaggattack

4 жыл бұрын

@@lisaschuster9187 No, THE Gizmo... the cute little maguai from the Gremlins.

@TheStepmonkey

Жыл бұрын

YESSS so cute :3

That's not a porcupine. Listen to him; Teddy is an Ewok.

@mrtanner1671

4 жыл бұрын

That's hilarious.

@RAB-om9jy

4 жыл бұрын

If he'd had said "yub yub" that would have been cool

@ThriftyWitch

4 жыл бұрын

Baby ewok lol lol

@sicksneaks

3 жыл бұрын

No he is a minion he does the voice of the minions 🤣😂

@FrenchPaul1988

3 жыл бұрын

@@sicksneaks so porcupines are a much less obnoxious alternative to the Minions, got that.

I swear at about 2:09 in, he says "My precious."

@Marcoplo

4 жыл бұрын

#legit #schmeagol

@Drake-ij9lt

2 жыл бұрын

Your damn right he did

He’s really cool, I didn’t know porcupines were so cute

@glamazon6172

4 жыл бұрын

They’re also a bit stinky. 😜

@joseselina1990

4 жыл бұрын

Because you probably didn't have a good child hood .Sad.:(

@texasrockshillcountry6574

4 жыл бұрын

I know, but if you try to pet him you will be stuck with a handful of quills!

@user-hs1zn4uk8p

3 жыл бұрын

@@glamazon6172 *

@BirdmanVeganFuture

Жыл бұрын

Hi so am I 🐥🐠🦐🐝🦦🐿️🐢🦎🐸🦥🦘🐒🦔🐥🐧🦀🐤🐖🐄🐭🐰🐨🐼🐻🐥

He likes it enough to act like he’s protecting it.

@adsmith364

4 жыл бұрын

He's saying. "It's mine, all mine. Stay away." 😂

Who knew porcupines were so vocal… he’s like an anime character.

@michaelwarrecker1177

4 жыл бұрын

I wonder if the intense vocal range helps keep predators away as well? Along with their quills of course.

@GuantanamoBayBarbie2

3 жыл бұрын

I wonder if he's vocal because he was raised by her and she talked to him? Maybe it's not common among wild porcupines. I'm so curious about it!

@888gulfstream

3 жыл бұрын

...or anime characters & Ewoks are like porcupines?

@Vaultboy101

3 жыл бұрын

I'm sure he was trying to sound terrifying trying to protect his pumpkin but instead just comes across as adorable.

@Timbertrail1916

3 жыл бұрын

@@GuantanamoBayBarbie2 I listened to a wild porcupine make the same exact sounds while munching on some corn we put out for the turkeys. It was amazing!

At 1:41 he literally says "pumpkin!"

@tzar103

4 жыл бұрын

nhunka44 yes he does 💕

@lilfossil5054

3 жыл бұрын

Your right he does!!!

@crazyredheadgrl

3 жыл бұрын

Ok I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thinks that, I didnt hear it in this one but there's another one of him eating mini pumpkins and I swear he says it

@marymaryquitecontrary

3 жыл бұрын

And again at 2:01!

@zirious2330

3 жыл бұрын

And at 1:58!

He sounds like tv show “Adam Family’s” strange cousin, IT.

@sonnypruitt6639

4 жыл бұрын

I was going to say the same.

@franniebanani6532

4 жыл бұрын

Omg!!!! Your right. Does sound like It lol

@neoplan6116

4 жыл бұрын

It is Cousin IT after he visited the barber.... 😉😂

@craigcorson3036

4 жыл бұрын

"Addams Family" Also, Cousin ITT, with two Ts.

@craigcorson3036

4 жыл бұрын

@Beautiful Rose MUNSTERS

He is sooo cute i never would have thought that he would chatter like that such sweetness

@BoopSnoot

4 жыл бұрын

Ironically, he's basically yelling expletives for her to go away in Porcupines. Its threat vocalization to say "this food is mine, back off".

@josephdockemeyer4807

4 жыл бұрын

The gods must have attempted to punish a little human by putting his soul into a porcupine. Except it wasn't a punishment.

@allisonwhitaker4236

4 жыл бұрын

Him telling her its mine and stay sounds cute

@exeuroweenie

4 жыл бұрын

I want Teddy talking as my ringtone and voicemail announcement,damnit.

@freemoable

4 жыл бұрын

One day I tell ya! One day soon.

Doesn't seem like he wants to share his punkin much.

@mulle5784

4 жыл бұрын

I heard him say MINE! when he jumped on it lol!

@danielstewart7163

4 жыл бұрын

In a way it sounds like he says back off also.

@thebestcat9601

4 жыл бұрын

No kidding 🤣

Feel like he missed out on a starring role in The Dark Crystal.

I never would have believed that porcupines make that sound. That has to be the most human sounding animal ever O_O

@hippyable

6 жыл бұрын

Goats also

@agatlingpea2232

6 жыл бұрын

MoonLiteWolf talking rodent lol

@richardportillo3062

6 жыл бұрын

Who do you know that makes those sounds?

@fallenslave6684

6 жыл бұрын

There is an animal what makes even a better closer human sound than this animal

@desiguy55

6 жыл бұрын

yea but i don't think you want to cuddle with them like dog or a cat.

I swear I can hear him saying.....get back...several times.

@KimberlyM48

4 жыл бұрын

Same here...I thought I was just imagining it lol

@janeysiegrist5061

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@FakeMoonRocks

4 жыл бұрын

He gets all prickly when he thinks his food is going to be taken away from him.

@edgein3299

4 жыл бұрын

I thought he was going to smack her with some quills.

@Alvan81

4 жыл бұрын

I wonder if they are like Parrots??? At the end he says "yeah" when she asks what does he think it's Good Pumpkin?? .

Omg the sounds he makes are just the cutest!!! He’s so sassy and adorable!😍😭

Sounds like a character from a children’s cartoon.

1:57 "Pumpkin!" He's like a kid.

@rizzt007

9 жыл бұрын

Looool, sooo true! I heard him sayin Pumpkin!

@mgtowdarrelldundee8643

5 жыл бұрын

He said pumpkin!!!!

@BarriePoole

4 жыл бұрын

Kinda reminds me of Golum and his ring "Precious"

@fuzzballzz36

4 жыл бұрын

He said pumpkin at least twice!

@trevizolga

4 жыл бұрын

He said it TWICE. Seriously.

With all the talking he does I would never be bored. This pumping give him a lot to talk about. 🎃

His so adorable it's scary and him being stingy is more adorable like a cute baaby

Oh my gosh... he’s so cute. I think he’s saying “ this is mine, don’t touch it”.

it's like owning an angry ewok

@IndigoCat17

9 жыл бұрын

Lol ya !!

"What'd you think teddy? Good pumpkin" "yea m yeah"

0:14 "Heyyyyy..." 0:17 "WHAT is that!" [pushes pumpkin away] 0:20 [rolls pumpkin] "...Mehhh alright alright." 1:04 "STOP DAT." Transcription provided by certified porcupine translator 🎖

My parents call those “happy hungry noises”.

So glad to see Teddy looks loved and well cared for. Listening to his darling chattering, is pure joy.

OMG! I had no idea they were so talkative. This is awesome!

@clareredfarn4796

7 жыл бұрын

I gather from looking at his other videos that he's atypical because he was found abandoned at 2 days old and hand-reared - he's never met another porcupine so doesn't know how he's supposed to behave. He's used to hearing humans vocalising to each other so he joins in. According to various zoo websites, porcupines do vocalise, particularly during the breeding season, but I think Teddy Bear is far more vocal than most.

Towards the end there did anyone else here teddy say not bad while eating the pumpkin cause I swear I heard it and it was pretty funny

@ThriftyWitch

4 жыл бұрын

2:08 not bad

I come back to these Teddy videos whenever I need a total escape...gives me an idiot smile. So, so cute! You don't need the words to know much of what he is saying, just the way you can understand a lot of what pre-verbal babies are "saying" in the last few months before they say actual words.

What's cool about this it almost seems like the Porcupine understood the woman and was literally responding to her questions, it's possible.

@memirio5430

6 жыл бұрын

Yes, believe it or not, most animals do understand humans, better then we think they do.

@womanofsubstance8735

6 жыл бұрын

I agree with MeMiri O: animals that I have been associated with (pets, barnyard) definitely understand our tone and body language, possibly better than we sometimes do, and of course domesticated pets learn the meaning of words as we use them -- sometimes better than we want them to. I have had a couple dogs who knew enough that I had to even use alternate spellings of some key words to keep them out of the conversation, words like "ride", "walk", "outside", etc. One even learned to pee on command, which was a GREAT convenience to me! :-)

@ianmangham4570

4 жыл бұрын

AMEN

Oh my goodness he's speaking his own little language. How adorable!

Funny that you can clearly hear "Mine ","No ",and "Stop that " it's kinda cute

That chattering noise he makes is quite possibly a reason to go on living 😍😍❤️💙💜❤️🐭🦊

Teddy doesn´t like sharing pumpkins either, apparently.

@memirio5430

6 жыл бұрын

I thought Teddy knew what it was before he started eating because he sounded like it was one of his favourite foods. Then he keeps saying yum, yum, num etc until he thinks the person who gave it to him wants it back and he says, go away, this is mine now, go find your own. Very Politely...., and with gestures to indicate he means what he says, just in case his "porcupine" is not understood!!!

That's a damn ewok.

@Matdogg2k

8 жыл бұрын

This is Donald Trump in his true form

@TheGonzopup

8 жыл бұрын

Noooo Trumpster isn't nearly as eloquent.

@OneWitchyLady

7 жыл бұрын

And Trump isn't nearly as cute!

@shellierodarmel7282

6 жыл бұрын

Daniel - Broseidon Incarnate omg mogwhy off gemlins

@gerardozambrano8653

6 жыл бұрын

Or a Gremlin gizmo

1:40 *hiccup* Heart melts instantly.

Ahhh Teddy bear I love the noises you make and the way your telling your owner to back off. Adorable ❤

Cuter than cute. Love the noises Teddy makes.

@yeeturmcbeetur8197

4 жыл бұрын

That’s him saying he will rip you open and eat your insides.

@rcnelson

4 жыл бұрын

But he bristles when he thinks she'll take the pumpkin away; a real prickly personality.

The noises he makes are adorable.

@Commonsense43

9 жыл бұрын

I agree lol

@connerrodriguez8464

9 жыл бұрын

Common Sense yes

He is adorable, but unlike a teddy bear I wouldn't hug him.

No matter how you feel before, you always feel good after watching Teddy Bear.

00:45 "How good is it?" "Good! Goooooooood!" "This is what Teddy does with leftover holiday pumpkins" "Good!! Hmm...hmmm... Good, good! Oh yeah, yeah...! Like it!!"

Way too cute! What a personality! I believe it’s cousin “it” with an Eisenstein Afro !😍🤗

The cutest demon noises I've ever heard

I don’t even know why this makes me so happy but it does! Teddy is adorable!

Kinda like a cross between Cousin It and a Tasmanian Devil lol

@seanrosenau2088

4 жыл бұрын

More like Gizmo and Wicket the Ewok. Yub yub!

It warms My heart to see people showing animals love instead of hurting them thank You for Your video

@elishacooper6563

4 жыл бұрын

@Sharron Clark exactly, You know what if the situation was reversed how would those evil people feel! My Family thank God found a little black kitten near a church and cemetery where someone dumped her We took her in and she is so loveable and will talk to you well meowing and vocalizing she didn't deserve to be dumped....

@marynelson4445

4 жыл бұрын

Elisha Cooper most people show animals love. You mostly hear about the mental nuts that treat them badly. Do worry about those bad people . There is a hell for people like that. Just enjoy these videos

@elishacooper6563

4 жыл бұрын

I do and that's what gives Me hope that there are still a few more good hearted people who care in the world!

I’m almost expecting him to actually say something! Like ‘thank you so much for this pumpkin it’s especially delicious!’

my rat Cowboy sounds just like this with more oinking increasing in volumes with his happyness. he is most vocal about fresh corn mixed with rice

He sounds like something from Star Wars lol so cute!

@VeronikOficial

4 жыл бұрын

he sounds like an ewok!

@craftylittlerthings

4 жыл бұрын

Veronik V Exactly, and just as cute lol

@Catglittercrafts

4 жыл бұрын

Ann's Crafty Littler Things Ewoks eat people

Oh my goodness! He's happy and actually said "mmmmm."

@123rosebuds

4 жыл бұрын

Good to know--thanks.

Some how cute and slightly terrifying at the same time. Just imagine hearing that late at night in a darkened house.

I didn’t know porcupines talk! I’ve been studying Nature my whole life and can’t believe I didn’t know this! And such a sweet voice Teddy has. Wow!!

Ted sez, "Keep reachin' for my pumpkin an' you gonna draw back a nub."

@vivacehome1

4 жыл бұрын

too violent bro

He is sooo cute & a little scary at the same time, lol. Simply adorable.

He's just tooooo precious, with all of his little noises while happily munching away on his pumpkin! Precious!!

If he's so excited about the skin, wait until he gets to the good stuff inside.

Anyone know what he said? I failed Conversational Porcupine back in college...

@alexamerling9363

8 жыл бұрын

I think he said, let me eat in peace but my porcupine is rusty.

@Exakta66

8 жыл бұрын

Your porcupine is rusty? Sorry to hear that...never leave your porcupine out in the rain...

@jadenmamea8798

8 жыл бұрын

+Alan Jankowski haha

@jadenmamea8798

8 жыл бұрын

+Alan Jankowski 👍👍👍

@jd-zu5ok

7 жыл бұрын

Mmgrffghffftlllwwwwwffghrttuudbb. But yeah my porcupine is rusty too so not sure

How very interesting and entertaining. Having an african grey parrot with a vocabulary of 600 + words. It makes me wonder if Teddy is not really in a limited way doing his best to verbally communicate. Nature is more surprising than many people give it credit for or believe.

Oh my. How can something so adorably vocal and conversative in the cutest way I've ever heard in an animal, have so un- cuddly pricks for an exterior in the same time

Teddy: "It's mine! All mine! Yes, yes, yes."

hes saying GIT BACK, MINE.

@HitandRyan

4 жыл бұрын

And he can have it.

Aww too adorable he makes the cutest sounds.

Anyone this appreciative, passionate, & expressive about a gift has won my ♥️ . Thanks 🐻......we love 🎃 too! Have a good day! 🙂

Ooooo my gosh . He is so freaking adorable. Now I want a porcupine.💗💖😆

This has to be where they got the Gizmo voice from.

@TAPriceCTR

4 жыл бұрын

Mogwai

@allroadsleadtoroam

4 жыл бұрын

FacheChanteDeux bright light bright light

@jameshurtado5389

4 жыл бұрын

Gizmo caca

So adorable! He made me belive that the pumpkin is really good

@Matdogg2k

8 жыл бұрын

I believe you are good lookng

@lolgalit

8 жыл бұрын

thank you

@Matdogg2k

7 жыл бұрын

Here's a bag of dicks

@Matdogg2k

7 жыл бұрын

You sounded hungry

He loved that pumpkin so much, he started getting saucy with his caretaker. Lol 😂

That is one of the cutest things I have EVER seen! 🇺🇸

sounds like Gizmo on the movie Gremlins lol

"How good is it?" "Good" Holy shit.

@fallenslave6684

6 жыл бұрын

Shit is not holy. Shame on you and your parrents who did not teached you how to behave!

@skiphaskell706

4 жыл бұрын

@@fallenslave6684 your comment is now a year old. Did your parrents teached you yet on how to get that great big stick outta your ass?

@ls6-ss413

4 жыл бұрын

@@skiphaskell706 😂😁😀😆😅 nice bro. Thank you

I watch Teddy's videos over and over. I just can't get enough of this adorable little guy!

I LOVE listening to Teddy. He is so vocal! How cute can you get!? ❤

Lady - "Is it good?" Teddy - "EEEEEEHHH!"

Teddy is amazing. I just learned that these critters are vocal about a month ago. Are we sure that they really are animals and not aliens from another culture. The dude can sure express itself. I find he and his kind special. Who knew?

2:09 "Not bad." "This GOOD!"

Seems like he does'nt appreciate the company, he's telling her to back off

I literally can't even. PS 1:57 "Pumpkin!@

Porcupines has some serious nails.!

I wonder if he talks in his sleep.

He started off being cute and then things went downhill quickly.

@Elle-on8wu

4 жыл бұрын

Don't mess with MY pumpkin!

@tardwrangler

4 жыл бұрын

True lmao

@forex_shark6042

4 жыл бұрын

That's because she kept stressing him out and acting like she was going to take it for views.

@preacher_chick

3 жыл бұрын

See the one on the corn cute and hilarious 😂

@clarencegreen3071

3 жыл бұрын

I'll bet that nasty thing would bite you in a heartbeat!

This is the cutest thing i have seen in quite some time. I think I heard him say yeah, and pumpkin.

@bio2020

8 жыл бұрын

+Lesley Gulliford-Turnbull lol same

"Alright...you gave me this and I obviously like it so- STOP...get aw-....getdaphuckawayfromme!!!" - *Teddy Bear, The (slightly aggravated)Talking Porcupine*

This is still my most favourite of all the KZread videos! Love the noises he makes ❤️❤️❤️

I love any "talky" animal! Teddy rocks!

LOL he sounds so funny and cute XD He sounds like the little Mogwai/Gremlin before it turns evil XD

Oh that little voice is the sound of an angel. Just love Teddy Bear. Thanks

He makes so many cute noises, even if he is defending his food.

O...m....g..... those are the most adorable little sounds ever!!!! My heart is melting!!!! At one point it sounded like he said "look at that!"

He has a prickly personality and is very possessive of his pumpkins 🎃

Give him his own chat show. Beats the crap out of the news.

Poor porcupine, trying to be scary, but it s even more cute ^^

So CUTE! I love Teddy bear 💓💓💓💝💝💝❣️❤️

at the end when she asks if its a good pumpkin, he whispers " I love it "

amazing had no clue they could be so vocal

Teddy Bear is the greediest animal ever, without a doubt. And he sounds like something off star wars. Fascinating and adorable.

Teddy out her being the cutest goddamn thing in the galaxy