Egg's translations “You're familiar, do I know you?” “Tell me what you want, and I will give it to you” "Technoblade" "Silence"

@selahsilane9838

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks, English is not my first language

@danielmarr9977

3 жыл бұрын

How do you understand that?

@damienhill5305

3 жыл бұрын

The egg speaks backwards

@selahsilane9838

3 жыл бұрын

@@danielmarr9977 you record what it says and reverse the audio. I personally speed it up to better understand it,

@Emily-mm7qf

3 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure that "you're familiar do I know you?" Line was a refrence to the masquerade and sir billaim

24:54 "I just look at the egg and feel hungry" - Puffy "same" - Technoblade if Philza was there he would be like "lets turn it into a fucking omelet"

@enternamehere4124

3 жыл бұрын

LANGUAGE!!!!!! -Badboyhalo

@noahjames9164

2 жыл бұрын

He does have 30+ kids to feed

@endefire139

2 жыл бұрын

Puffy did say that tho

@user-kx8pu6ys5i

2 жыл бұрын

@@noahjames9164 is dream one of the kids.

@VelociMagi

6 ай бұрын

@@noahjames9164Lmao

Egg: Talks to techno Technos chat: YOU CAME TO THE WRONG HOUSE FOO

CaptainPuffy: “HES NOT A DOG BAD!” Techno: “carrot ranboo.....”

@aloevera3317

3 жыл бұрын

Of course, he's an enderrabbit

@susanasilva3986

2 жыл бұрын

Kinda funny

@domino1888

2 жыл бұрын

Dogboo???

@noahjames9164

2 жыл бұрын

His other half is killer rabbit

“Is this like a cult?” -Techno’s wise words

@yourfavabi

Жыл бұрын

Timestamp?

@orange_scrunkly

Жыл бұрын

and he would be correct

@evawijsbeek9817

2 ай бұрын

​@@yourfavabi22:55

Bad: tells techno the egg can help him Techno: casually talks about killing all his problems

Techno: I can’t believe someone would kill another person Also Techno:(holds sword called orphan obliterater)

@kishucarrot3612

3 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHA

@enternamehere4124

3 жыл бұрын

Also techno: *killed 99% of the server at least one time*

@possum519

3 жыл бұрын

“If I have a problem I normally stab it” -Technoblade 2021

@harpie_

2 жыл бұрын

@@possum519 “So do I.” -Me, Today :>

@justcallme_rin

2 жыл бұрын

How is he gonna kill them orphans without it

OH GOD ok so hear me out- The egg said to Techno, "You're familiar, do I know you?" We learned from the Tales of the SMP: The Masquerade that Sir Billiam was influenced by the egg, was protecting it, and was killing people to feed it. What if Techno and Sir Billiam are one and the same, and the egg remembers him from the past? Why didn't he ever mention this? Well, I heard a theory somewhere that Ranboo and Karl used to time travel together. Karl is afraid he is slowly losing his memory from all the traveling, so the person thought that the time travel might be where Ranboo's memory problems came from, and why he doesn't remember it. What if Ranboo, Karl, and Techno were all time travelers at one point? Karl is afraid one day he'll travel and forget who he is. Maybe those fears partially come from Techno, who traveled so much that he _did_ forget who he was. I also saw a theory that Sir Billiam, sometime after the Masquerade, learned how to fight back against the egg and got rid of the blood vines, earning him the nickname "the blood god". That theory said that Sir Billiam was Techno's ancestor, and the name just stuck across multiple generations. But what if Techno liked that name so much he started calling himself that? Maybe when he traveled for the last time, he lost his memory, and the only thing he remembered was that he was the blood god. That would also explain why he isn't influenced by the egg anymore. Edit: Okay so I came back to this after a while and tbh, while I still really like this theory, I realize that it's probably really unlikely all things considered.

@stacikitchen5168

3 жыл бұрын

This is so underated

@jgartin8151

3 жыл бұрын

They are probably just related

@user-yh5zm6ck6i

3 жыл бұрын

THIS IS THE BEST THEORY IVE EVER SAW IN MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE

@Lvc1f3r01

3 жыл бұрын

I can see the sir billiam being his ancestor more canon tbh, I was thinking that too lmao

@randomthings8732

3 жыл бұрын

Wait but didn't techno just not wanna change his skin though-

Techno: *hears voices* meets the egg "Ah, another one....NEAT."

Knock knock Hello? Hello sir i am here to talk abouth our lord and savior the egg lol

@weewoo6546

3 жыл бұрын

Why did u have to put Lol at the end

@Nverrd

3 жыл бұрын

I hate the egg

@Sunny_core

2 жыл бұрын

@@weewoo6546 it's funny duhhhh YOU DON'T HAVE TO TAKE IT REAL ITS A JOKE

@Sunny_core

2 жыл бұрын

@@Nverrd me too

@weewoo6546

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sunny_core lol Ik it was just the fact they did a massive gap

Techno is literally the only person that could destroy the vines and not get attacked instantly, he's that powerful

@handhelder823

2 жыл бұрын

He got the eggpire outmatched

@desertdust6543

2 жыл бұрын

Bro he already has a lot of voice in his head(chat). Im pretty sure one voice will not take control of him lol

@dennisknee903

2 жыл бұрын

Bad news.... all those voices seem to have found thier common ground. And if he was already a force to be reckoned with......... uh oh...

@LostNLone

11 ай бұрын

He has the main character plot armor

@devonoliver8896

10 ай бұрын

Technoblade Never Dies

when puffy said "the eggpire is basicly government" i was expecting techno to be like (holy music stops) " eggpire is what? did i hear government?"

@CrescentLantern

3 күн бұрын

Same

Wilbur: gives techno a script for the egg visit Techno: thanks Wilbur Wilbur: leaves the game Techno: Yeets script out window Techno: F***k you script

@sarahdurling7450

2 жыл бұрын

XD that was funny f*** the script man

@karihuber3169

2 жыл бұрын

@@sarahdurling7450 Ye f*ck the script!

@endefire139

2 жыл бұрын

I do wonder what was supposed to happen tho Not that this isn't great lol

“It’s red and round” Me: Blood?

So I noticed near the beginning Bad had these particles coming out of him when he went to Technos house and then when they went to the Egg the particles disappeared. Almost like the further away Bad is from the egg the weaker and more poisoned he gets...

@philipjude9944

3 жыл бұрын

That or was just mining fatigue from the prison 😂

@williamreeves2043

2 жыл бұрын

Aye the lore

@apocalypsedrakaina

2 жыл бұрын

333rd like

@Dopid089

2 жыл бұрын

I like you idea

@voidcatling

Жыл бұрын

I haven't noticed the particles yet

I love how you can see Techno ALT TAB out to play egg sounds

The Donos interrupting the egg every time is the BEST accidental lore.

@kurotsuki7427

2 жыл бұрын

Techno is our blood god, we get to talk to him not egg, the egg cant have him.

@multidebbie1

Жыл бұрын

@@kurotsuki7427 Your saying Techno is only ours. Selfish much. xD

@user-mg2hu4ut5h

11 ай бұрын

​@multidebbie1 ofc the voices are gonna be selfish tho

@user-ud6ru4gu4e

3 ай бұрын

@@multidebbie1E

@user-ud6ru4gu4e

3 ай бұрын

@@multidebbie1E

"no ones allergic to eggs" - BBH

@teresaromanelli5174

3 жыл бұрын

"Except when they are" - Also BBH

@camillanguyen8433

3 жыл бұрын

It’s stupid because I’m allergic to eggs peanuts and cow milk.

@lavenderisdedagain4554

3 жыл бұрын

Dang guess I’ll just fade out of existence than. Eggs of course don’t make me violently ill because of allergies noooo that dosent happen. /j

@nightsedge6182

3 жыл бұрын

me, who is allergic to eggs: 👁️👄👁️

@70zcowboy

3 жыл бұрын

@@nightsedge6182 noooo

BBH:techno is totally gonna join the eggpire! Meanwhile techno:o m l e t

@wolfi9916

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@scubaellie9561

3 жыл бұрын

philza: ah yes O mL i eT

@ThatSwampCryptid

3 жыл бұрын

@@scubaellie9561 At least we can understand how they became so close.

Can we just respect the fact as soon as techno saw these lamas ( 11:40 ) He say "Oh Carls". That had me laughing a bit. He's a man of culture

The egg: imma get in techno’s head. The other 50 people waiting in line: >:(

@johnreynerotoni1652

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

Egg: Oh boy, Techno’s back, maybe this time I can Voices: *no

If anyone was going to resist the influence of the egg through mental 'in'-stability, who else would be it but the Blood God himself?

@wolfi9916

3 жыл бұрын

Probably sam

@derandere4356

3 жыл бұрын

Ranboo

Love how much he radiates ADHD and being oblivious this made me laught so hard even him just bringing Steve along

Bad: *does his very best to tempt techno to join the egg* Techno: *vibes* Bad: *tries harder* Techno: *continues vibing* Bad: *trys tempting ranboo* Ranboo: nah Bad: *gets desperate* hey steve, you like the egg right?! Steve: *shows butt*

@koifishidiot

Жыл бұрын

40 likes and no replies? let me fix that

"its red and round" Me: My brothers head when he loses a game of valorant

@enternamehere4124

3 жыл бұрын

"its red and round" Me: the head of my victim when i drow him is his own blood What? Is it so weird?

@Lvc1f3r01

3 жыл бұрын

@@enternamehere4124 uhhhhhhhhhhhhh Chile- anyways so-

Nobody gonna mention how bad pulled out his axe at around 7:30 trying to intimidate techno but he just doesn’t notice/care?

@DarthVader-6637

2 жыл бұрын

To be honest I kind of ignored it during the stream

techn: i have a lot of voices in my head and 1 more doesnt change anything. bad:...

cant believe badboyhalo proposed anarcho-monarchism

"He seems to be treathening us." "What if we jump him?" That did not go as planned...

Techno has a way to make everything seem so stupidly funny

"It can help you achieve anything you desire.." Well, can it help techno achieve the destruction of the egg?

@howlerr.

Жыл бұрын

bro when I found this comment that's exactly what bad said

12:54 Techno: ... I remember it slightly different than this Why did I find that so funny XD

The Egg: Tell m- The Other Voice: *already talking* Techno: oh a new voice that is curse The Egg: .... The Other Voice: Oh you messing with the wrong God Holder

@noahjames9164

2 жыл бұрын

Voices: sorry this person is already tormented by us

@koifishidiot

Жыл бұрын

The Voices: you fool… we are 100 parallel universes ahead of you

@kohaku570

Жыл бұрын

@@koifishidiot how did you find this??? it had been 2 year

@koifishidiot

Жыл бұрын

@@kohaku570 I scrolled down a lot

Puffy: whenever i look at this i feel hungry Techno: same Phil: OMMLETTTEEEEE

@whoeveryouwantmetobe.

3 жыл бұрын

OMMMMLLLLLLLLEEEEETTTTTTTTTTEEEEE

@xymoth_

3 жыл бұрын

No

@ZXQ-SUBFOX

2 жыл бұрын

What I just understood this Phil whants the egg

@koifishidiot

Жыл бұрын

Phil just using the egg as a crying obsidian farm:

Theory: Maybe the reason we (the voices) can be heard by Techno is because Techno is a descendant of Sir Billiam? Like, we can see Sir Billiam was brainwashed by the egg in tales from the Dream smp, and the egg also stated that Techno looks familiar. Maybe the voice from the egg never left sir Billiam's brain, and this whole voices-in-his-head cruse kind of thing just got passed down multiple generations. As time passes, without actual access to the egg, the voices remaining in the family strayed further and further away from its origin, the egg. Eventually the voice evolved into *us*, the voices that are simultaneously bloodthirsty and super protective towards our blood god.

@Lvc1f3r01

3 жыл бұрын

Yo wait this really makes sense-

@ivyrasmussen9502

3 жыл бұрын

This means we as the Voices have epic origins, and…can be a main character?

@Wowimsick

2 жыл бұрын

@@ivyrasmussen9502 even the viewers are lore now dsmp is wild

@user-kx8pu6ys5i

2 жыл бұрын

So basically, we treat techno, how the eggs voices treats itself...

"waitwaitwaitwaitwait- waitwaitwaitwaitwait- waitwait- Are you some sorta, like, egg mormon?" "What-? No!" Lmao 😂

Bbh be like: TECHNOBLADE, PROBLEM THERE NO IS NOT

@sillygoof2473

2 жыл бұрын

*tech noblade*

So assuming that Sir Billiam is Techno's relative from the past, let's say that Billiam loved the egg so much that he took a bud of a red vine thing and put it inside himself, so he was always with the egg. In a way, Billiam 'fused' with the egg, and when he had kids, and his kids had kids, etc., the egg bud might've been passed on genetically. This seems farfetched, but what if Techno's voices are the remnants of the egg in his genes?

@noahjames9164

2 жыл бұрын

This is a very creative theory

BBH: If u join the egg you will get all the benefits you want Me: Really BBH: Yes Me after joined the egg: Lets destroy the egg

@saros740

3 жыл бұрын

I think your on tosomething

@stanmvrshh1709

2 жыл бұрын

(Joins egg) So I can be a millionaire ?

@user-kx8pu6ys5i

2 жыл бұрын

That's the trick, they make you *not* want to destroy the egg after you join, and basically give you the benefits they want you to want.

It's so cute to see techno quoting dreams song "Road trip''

this sounds like a scammer trying to “sell” something to someone who knows its a scammer XD

I only watch Techno's smp stuff because its comical how little he takes the lore seriously

Technoblade has so many voices in his head the egg has no effect on him whatsoever

I like how techno takes this as a joke

“This is now a must watch stream” Bold pf you to assume I haven’t just absorbed lore from the other people around me that do watch streams

Thank you for keeping up with what’s happening with the egg, it makes it so much easier to look at everyone’s POV and i don’t have to look through streams on what’s going on, especially since I’m behind. I think you deserve more attention for that, but yeah, happy Valentine’s Day and thanks 😁

"This is now a must-watch stream" Fairy rave: *Perhaps*

I swear I just love that tech just cassualy breaks the 4th wall every once in a while 😂

Techoblades voices are just way too loud for egg to affect him lmao Rest in peace

Egg=Government Techno=Blood Techno+Egg=100 withers

@johnreynerotoni1652

2 жыл бұрын

K lol

I love how when bad and puffy are arguing you can hear techno looking up what an empire is 💀

OMG, that Caaaaaarl reference 😂

Stream: shows EvilBoyHalo at Techno's house Me: instant stress

The Egg: I will have Technoblade! Techno’s Voices: Ahem, OCCUPIED!

@koifishidiot

Жыл бұрын

3 likes and no replies? lemme fix that

To be honest if the egg knew the amount of blood cultist behind techno. Im sure it would have refrained from attempting corruption. Because he is our blood god!

Imagine the egg and dream fighting for the control of Ranboo's mind

@pierrevallieres6196

2 жыл бұрын

This would be hilarius

Imagine if the egg hatched and a huge fundy came out lmao.

@muhammadaltairaufa4178

Жыл бұрын

Big furry

BBH sounds like he’s just trying to convince the cool kids he’s cool 😂

The egg will take over and spread

@skelet8337

3 жыл бұрын

An less the chat clear there difference and band together to stop the evil

@damienhill5305

3 жыл бұрын

No we are the good side the egg is with us

@Lol-bq1ij

3 жыл бұрын

@@damienhill5305 Now THIS really sounded cult-like

@koifishidiot

Жыл бұрын

@@damienhill5305 well… the egg exploded lmao

I appreciate the Llamas in hats reference that technoblade made

BBH: ,,How do you feel when you look down there ?" Techno: ,,Pretty Red there"

this almost pisses me off (context: "a note")

Just realized how many levels techno has. Jeez-

I feel like Tecno has the brain of a child

Bad boy is SO desperate, damn

I like how bbh went silent when techno said “if its and egg what will hatch out of it “

I think I figured out Ranboo's other half. Maybe Ranboo is actually full endermen but the egg is a time traveler and the other side and the in-between require individuality and The Egg turned Ranboo half-white like he made Badboyhalo white. IDK if that makes sense.

Wait techno is right since it’s a egg would something hatch out of it?

@IceBoltGamingIBG

3 жыл бұрын

i feel its more like a plant

@chaotic2500

3 жыл бұрын

I'm just waiting for it to hatch/bloom and then the most innocent and clueless person just pops out and goes "please don't kill, I no like killing"

@noahjames9164

2 жыл бұрын

I think I could be an ancient demon that was imprisoned and is getting people to feed it so that it can escape that's why bad is so drawn to it because he is part demon

@amber-1081

2 жыл бұрын

What if sir billiam is it it 🤔

The egg says, ‘hello’ Then ‘you runt from drea, do I know you?’ Don’t know the first part for sure. To listen yourself reverse and speed it up The next is ‘Help get what you want, then help me, I will give it to you’ Again, the first bit, I’m not sure about it.

I love where techno just say carrot for 3 min straight

Time to make some omelettes!

"killings fine within reason" PUFFY???

21:25 Okay so I wasn't paying attention to any of the dialogue because I was wondering how the rotten flesh didn't melt from the lava.

@howtodrinkwaterin5simplesteps

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe the rotten flesh is actually on a block instead of in the lava

I love how technoblade brings Steve with him as his emotional support bear 🐻‍❄️🥺

Idk why this vod, isn't on Techno's channel anymore. But Thank you for uploading this lmao

@callmeonyxied7018

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr I thought my phone was bugging out. It was my favorite vod on his channel

@yumiko9974

3 жыл бұрын

@@callmeonyxied7018 same D:

THE KARL LLAMA JOKE OMG MY REAPECT FOR TECHNO IS BEYOND COMPREHENSION

Lowkey I headcanon that c!Techno is the reincarnation of Sir Billiam III, which explains the eggs “You’re familiar” line. Chat is the voices of the people he killed for the Egg in the past, and the reason he’s immune as a result, as the Egg can’t Thrall someone twice

"I'm gay, I'm gay for the egg!" -WilburSoot

i love the llama jokes

The Egg: *demonic talking* Random dono: Kill it with fire

@mark-te6bv

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@koifishidiot

Жыл бұрын

Other dono: *WE MUST FIGHT THE EGG*

does anyone going to talk bout techno literally dodge every magma block?

I love how techno wrote in chat to say his thoughts like ranboo wrote in they’re book. Rip king

It is confirmed the egg is the blood god that’s why it knows techno

"I could´ve just made my own empire a long time ago if I was interested in seizing power" I am having Antartic Empire flashbacks.

Bad: Trying to do serious lore Techno: Omlet Technos Chat: Bold of you to think you can mess with us

the fact that the egg has been around for agess and NOBODY once wondered what would hatch from it?? clearly technoblade is the only reasonable person on the server hvgvjrbfud

Bad: L'Manburg changes a little bit Me: ya a LITTLE BIT 7:12 Techno: I remember it being SLITLY different 13:00

I think the egg tried to take over techno but his voices are more powerful

The voice gave me chills man literal chills

AYO THE EGG THOUGHT HE WAS SIR BILLIAM THE 3RD

Techno is so used to The Voices that the egg is no problem lol

“Elliptical? I don’t know the word” An Elliptical is the thing we all wanted to play on that’s like a walker I’m dicks(the Sports store)

21:16 Did Puffy just go "I missed the part where that's my problem"?? Lmao

I love how Techno calls the Egg’s vines ‘weeds’

22:57 it’s like the Walmart version of green eggs in ham, it’s red eggs and steak

Techno: *presses note* Me: ah yes the lore *another part of the video* Techno:*breaks one piece of the weeds* Bbh: *gives techno the death stare* Techno: oh right *places it back*

This was so funny! 8:44 BBH's little stutter 🥺

Bad doing lore: jfkfjfbns lore techno: YOO 50 gifteddddd

this came out while i was sleeping :D