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@THEbackyardguy

2 жыл бұрын

:(

@inyourgame6131

2 жыл бұрын

We shall miss this orphan forever.

@brianli9365

2 жыл бұрын

He will make fun of orphans till the very end.

@dirtkingy

2 жыл бұрын

F

@darcydjng2862

2 жыл бұрын

We love man

"Having abolished all governments of men, I have ascended to heaven to take on the Kingdom of God." -Technoblade

@keshavken5275

2 жыл бұрын

Spread the word my fellow comrade. ONE OF US

@TennisKid8

2 жыл бұрын

Technically blade was an anthiest so he doesn’t believe in heaven

@fireflymiesumae

Жыл бұрын

R.I.P

@jackunknown1692

Жыл бұрын

Technoblade never dies

@buddylake1824

Жыл бұрын

Man's didn't die, he just went to teach God a lesson... THE lesson; he deserves.

Techno asking if Tommy tried to buy his parents' house isn't even that unfair What a power move that'd be. They could never use "my house, my rules" on him again *And that's one of the strongest parent phrases to most of them*

@MrMajesticMajesty

3 жыл бұрын

The ultimate reverse uno card

@user-yx2tj7tf1y

3 жыл бұрын

Yo yes-

@infernalord1526

3 жыл бұрын

Seriously. Do you realize how offensive it would be to go up to your parents and buy their house. And let's keep in mind, you can't buy a house without someone willing to sell it. No parent, however they're doing financially, would be happy for their child to offer to buy their house.

@Tiddibearr

3 жыл бұрын

@@infernalord1526 damm i see someone's parents raised a degenerate enough child to not understand what sarcasm is

@infernalord1526

3 жыл бұрын

@@Tiddibearr It was sarcasm when Techno said it. This comment is not.

I can't believe he was only Technoblade for 8 minutes :(

@perica1553

3 жыл бұрын

Nah he's been Technoblade for 21 years, don't be sad.

@phoenixgaming4185

3 жыл бұрын

@@perica1553 where is the video evidence?

@roeital5504

3 жыл бұрын

@@perica1553 the rest of the time he is either The Blood God, techno the pig or the potato king

@raspberryvise9630

3 жыл бұрын

@@roeital5504 Or Speaking in third persson and laughing like a lunatic IMAO

@itsnotkidnappingifyouownit

3 жыл бұрын

@@perica1553 pictures or it didn't happen

The moment Wilbur understands how goddamn stubborn Techno is when he says "I haven't logged off"

@Nerdnumberone

2 жыл бұрын

Hyperfocus is a symptom of ADHD (which Techno has explicitly said that he has).

@foxicecube

3 ай бұрын

@@Nerdnumberone i once got hyperfocused on reading the bible, and read it in one sitting.

Love how at 2:25 techno's actually offended for a second until he realized he needs to affirm it to keep up his poor act lol

@Dbowser-de3hu

11 ай бұрын

Yea

I saw all those clips more than hundred times Am I going to watch them again? Definitely

@ppbruhiguess8304

3 жыл бұрын

we are techno content deprived so its fine

@K1NGRaj

3 жыл бұрын

@@ppbruhiguess8304 but that’s what makes techno techno. We always got smthin to look forward too XD

@yeix7159

3 жыл бұрын

Yep

@anoydorang3863

3 жыл бұрын

@@ppbruhiguess8304 WE, ARE, THE TECHNO SUBS!!

@pogtree727

3 жыл бұрын

@@ppbruhiguess8304 It's really because his upload schedule sucks we have to watch his old vids

"I'm an atheist but when God sends me to hell, i want him to hesitate" 😭☝️

@_qulz

3 жыл бұрын

"for a few seconds" 💀💀💀💀💀

@ironvader6602

3 жыл бұрын

I am your 1 subscriber lol

@floppuh7479

3 жыл бұрын

This is at 666 like, I’m not touching it.

@poodlemoth83

3 жыл бұрын

700th like poggers

@Bietrijst

3 жыл бұрын

835th like feeling good

technoblade: "im so poor" ranboo: "indeed"

@HampterCEOalt

2 жыл бұрын

Ranboo has a chest full of totems A chest full of stacks of emerald blocks And more

@overwatchenthusist3472

2 жыл бұрын

@@HampterCEOalt thats….. the joke

Thinks he’s been techno blade for around 22 years

@perica1553

3 жыл бұрын

He's still not 22 but ok.

@idoparkourlolatleastithink9616

3 жыл бұрын

@@perica1553 do you know what "around" means... And in literally a month techno will be 22

@_ellipticalpxin_2543

3 жыл бұрын

@@perica1553 I mean technically he is if you add nine months..

@perica1553

3 жыл бұрын

@@_ellipticalpxin_2543 imagine his mum hearing inside her: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!!

@Joe_Pittard

3 жыл бұрын

22 years as of yesterday

"Everyone let's point are guns at him while we are sitting. It's like the U.S. school system"

@XxStrawberryBobaTeaxX

3 жыл бұрын

*I live in America and this hits close to home not gonna lie-* 😭🤚🏻

@scmuntexe7756

3 жыл бұрын

Same rip This is a joke

@toasterbathbombs139

2 жыл бұрын

He ain’t wrong ok

@KainCarthyst

2 жыл бұрын

@@toasterbathbombs139 I know, I'm in school right now

@rubycox6862

2 жыл бұрын

I seen this as he said it 😂

pretty sure that technoblade has been technoblade for more than 8 mins

@valacftw

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO 🤣

@leamsi6427

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe Iike 10 at least

@microrave3333

3 жыл бұрын

69 likes I can’t ruin it

@7xprodz899

3 жыл бұрын

maybe since he was born

@m0nster_07

3 жыл бұрын

@@microrave3333 well someone did

Rest in peace, Technoblade. We all love you.

Technoblade is the only person who can constantly promote his channel and youtooz and still be liked by everybody

@mauricesteel4995

2 жыл бұрын

He took something annoying and turned it into a running joke.

@shoes_are_delicious

2 жыл бұрын

@@mauricesteel4995 just like Tommy, everyone called him annoying and he made it a brand

@slightlydistressedslug6627

11 ай бұрын

An inspiration 🫶

Techno took the notch apple from the chest for the pickaxe if anyone didnt see it yet.

@SSShah-143

3 жыл бұрын

I know, also tommy put it out in normal chest XD he deserved it

@richhobo1216

3 жыл бұрын

@@SSShah-143 tommy is the only person stupid enough to put a notch apple in a normal chest

@epickrazydoom7773

3 жыл бұрын

I’ve been trying to find it for a while and I’m blind, thank you

@user-lx7vn5kf5v

3 жыл бұрын

Yea i saw it

@sophwies

3 жыл бұрын

timestamp?

Alt title: a pig being the most sarcastic person for 8 minutes straight

@shahzaibhassan6504

3 жыл бұрын

Hey

@beobue8296

3 жыл бұрын

@@shahzaibhassan6504 hi bro have a nice day

@perica1553

3 жыл бұрын

@@beobue8296 hey.

@taraktaras7327

3 жыл бұрын

@@perica1553 hi bro have a nice day

@taraktaras7327

3 жыл бұрын

(is this gonna go forever?)

tommy: i shouldent have yelled at them they are pissed techno: did you try buying their house?

4:00 "I have potatoes at home" Potatoes at home: "new gold texture"

@roeital5504

3 жыл бұрын

No this are *B E A N S*

@eagleeye7743

3 жыл бұрын

@@roeital5504 no iron is beans 😂

I love how the transition between all those clips were just so smooth bc his monotone voice never changed so it's like all in the same record lol

6:09 you realize he spent over a year farming potatoes to 1up someone hes never meet

2:32 2b2t players: we know, it's a shame

@ChinstF

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@Alex-ed9wm

3 жыл бұрын

Could you please explain that to me

@SubToEPG1

3 жыл бұрын

@@Alex-ed9wm 2b2t server have a machine that could break any block and the members can pickup all the blocks including BEDROCK!

@lesiuiuur123

3 жыл бұрын

@@SubToEPG1 but for i think 2 or 3 yeara there is plug in which delete bedrock and barrier blocks if you have them in inventory

@SubToEPG1

3 жыл бұрын

@@lesiuiuur123 yea

7:49 That synchronized head-turn

Ah, I miss him already. These were the good old days

@slightlydistressedslug6627

11 ай бұрын

🥹

The expression technoblade made in the thumbnail best describes how I feel right now

4:24 my favourite line of all times xD that and the Officer I drop kicked that child in self defence xD

“Day one stuff”, including a piece of bedrock, a end rod, and 3 monsters spawners. B R O K E

I bet only half the people watching know what a water hydra head is

@Xereiki

3 жыл бұрын

omg you're so cool 🔥🔥😎🥶

@nepnep1149

3 жыл бұрын

@@Xereiki oof

@mushfiquekamal3882

3 жыл бұрын

Idfk what it is tbh please tell me what it is.

@samuelhong2717

3 жыл бұрын

Skyblock nerds go brrrrr

@screamb0ii559

3 жыл бұрын

@@mushfiquekamal3882 in hypixel skyblock, there are different skills that your can level by doing things, such as farming, combat and fishing. When leveling up fishing, you unlock different mobs that you can catch, one of them being water hydra. It rarely droped this helmet called the water hydra head and that's why he stole it from timedeo (another content creator). JESUS THIS GAME IS MORE COMPLICATED THAN I ORIGINALLY THOUGHT

Does anyone else love his voice when he says 'I haven't logged off'

R.I.P Legend We Will Always Remember You

"Stop looking at the ducking dog" LMAO 7:36

I was expecting his chat to be like: BRUHHH TECHNOSHAME

"I was gonna give you the steak i wasn't gonna do anything!" "Well i got the steak now so, Delivery Successful?"

okay but- DUDE- i love techno's laugh- its like simple, scary but perfect

Who’s watching this now after technos death and misses him

@cutelycute493

2 жыл бұрын

Me 😞👋

@GST0325

Жыл бұрын

Me :(

@OpperNoE

Жыл бұрын

The real question is who doesn’t

Just casually has one bedrock, and calls himself broke

"Well I have the steak so delivery successful."

1:05 Technoblade: *Steals a single arrow* heh heh heh... >:D

Techno - am poor Also feeds his horse GOLDEN WHEAT

7:00 - Well Enderman, you forgot to account for a simple fact... that baby cow was not a pure bred, it WAS AN ORPHAN! And Techno kills those all the time.

rewatching every moments video I can. please rest in peace technoblade.

Technoblade- gets cancer- “just buy a new arm”

Techno just being techno

@lukasz6559

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@user-ot3tu1yb2j

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@raimuriki

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@presidentnoob4798

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@ArguedLlama

2 жыл бұрын

No

Watching this now just makes me cry RIP Techoblade never dies...

The dog part omgg Looks at the dog:ah Quickly looks back:uhuh

Techno: **Is incredibly rich, has end rods, monster spawners, 8 totems of undying, bedrock, over a 100 wither skulls, half a stack of diamond blocks, a stack of gold blocks, half a stack of netherite and MORE** Also Techno: I'm so broke

1:35 HE SOUNDS LIKE GEORGE AND DREAM COMBINED WHAT

3:40 im dead

2:15 This is Broke Just causally having a bedrock an end rod abiut 100 wither skeleton's skulls a stack of diamonds This is Broke

@deathmeter7243

Жыл бұрын

110 wither skulls

Am I the only one that vibes to that intro everytime

"i was going to give you some beef" "Well i have it now" TASK FAILED SUCCESSFULLY

The amount of items that techno is not allowed to have just shows that he's the richest man in the smp

1:42 I remember watching this live and having LITERAL TEARS coming out of my eyes (no cap)

@ashtonfn7931

2 жыл бұрын

cap

R.I.P. Technoblade (our hero)

May he forever rest i peace 🙏🙏

The fact he said “when god sends me to hell I want him to hesitate “ but now that he’s gone we all know god has no hesitation to send him to heaven

R.I.P Techno ❤❤❤❤❤

rest well tecno we love u

4:36 pretty good titles: pretty much nothing later Pretty much nothing Titles: pretty much nothing

7:27 This face shows pure hell that he could ensue if they made one wrong move

I cant get any more of this kind of humor since he passed away... Rest in peace.

SUB TO TECHNOBLADE -> --kzread.info --kzread.info/dron/VafqTFM3PMM99v-gTKkaHg--.html

@anonymoussaba7268

2 жыл бұрын

reverse card

@justinrios7693

2 жыл бұрын

Yes sir - technoblade origins smp when he was getting milked by wilbur

@edwardholder429

2 жыл бұрын

Rip techno

@sausagedegg1344

2 жыл бұрын

@@edwardholder429 RIP

RIP LEGEND

0:27 *they REALLY got us in the first half ngl*

@ClownGamer32

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr

“I know right, I know, it’s like nothing.” Idk why but the way he said it sounded cute to me- o_0

Everytime he says "hehehe" I FANGIRL AND SIMP SO BADLY WTH

@bezerkofficial6774

3 жыл бұрын

And ur a dude

@snickers431

3 жыл бұрын

@@bezerkofficial6774 im a female but ok :)

@pogtree727

3 жыл бұрын

Technofans never simp( opinion )

7:19 it an adhd thing

I sent a tiktok of technoblade funny moments to my friend and she was like "he's my spirit animal"

technoblade be like "see the power of creative while killing an endermen in front of Ranboo and another endermen"

This sign can’t stop me because I can’t read

0:44 Technoblade "This sign can't stop me cuz I can't read!"

3:27 probably one of my favorite clips:)

6:26 thats so close to my fortune cookie: why stop the revolution because it's the weekend?

I know this was a year ago, but Technoblade has passed now. May he rest in peace

I love how it went in order when they were calling Skeppy cringe Techno: cringe Will: cringe Tommy: cringe

He never dies cus of the Totem Of Undying 💀

@Yazu47

3 жыл бұрын

He only used it once

@erensahbaz457

3 жыл бұрын

Totem of Undying dies, but Techno never dies.

This. This is quality content

"i'm just been readin and sleepin man"... it hurts how much i relate to this

Technoblade: Acting poor Me comparing him to Grian: Well no, but actually yes

"Technoblade never dies" he will live through these videos

This hurts and yet it makes me smile this

when i subbed to tommy i thought dam i am really helping this kid not have to deal with a retail job

*Everyone having one thing their known for:* Wilbur: #1 Musician Dream: #1 Manhunter Tommy: #1 Vlogger Philza: #1 Dad Momza: #1 Mom Ranboo: #1 Forgetful Enderman Tubbo_: #1 Bee Bomber Quackity: #1 Dealer *Literally No One* Technoblade: #1 Pvp God, Builder, Mcc Champion, Minecraft Monday player, Skyblock/bedwars.......MINECRAFT ITSELF

We will miss him

This legend will never be forgotten TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIE

I wish for technoblade to reincarnate as an anime protagonist where the god is evil, defeat the god, OR BECOME HIM

Techno has six totems of undying. Sb737:hmmm pretty much infinite take it or leave it.

2:24 I feel like he was about to say how he wasn’t broke but remembered it’s a joke

in all aspects, if ur not an adult and you buy ur parents house, it does show dominance

"This is broke" Yeah, compared to Ranboo

Man I just love how tommy had a godapple in his public chest and not his ender chest

1:56 TECHNOBLADE WENT TO COLLEGE AND USED THE WRONG “PEACE”

RIP technoblade

I love how techno just turns into Jim gaffigan whenever he gets sarcastic

I'm pretty sure he's been technoblade all his life

Feels so good after hearing his voice

Rip technoblade, will be missed

Technoblade not being Technoblade for 9 min

1:50 flexers in adopt me be like:

that is one of the most satisfying intros i have seen

Technoblade NEVER dies.!