“So why should we hire you?” “Because you’re hiring?” “You’re hired.”

@keytester2733

Жыл бұрын

you forgot the part where they interview and check if you own a degree

@AirWasTaken

Жыл бұрын

@@keytester2733 “oh that doesn’t matter. If you’re smart you’re hired” Lol

@simon2cool4u

Жыл бұрын

"If you are me you automatically get hired"

@simon2cool4u

Жыл бұрын

Wait what!?

@liamdelaportilla9042

Жыл бұрын

@@simon2cool4u u just got hired

4:04 make me remember of something: Bread: Healthy Meat/Chicken: Healthy Lettuce: Healthy Cheese: Healthy Onions: Healthy Tomato: Healthy Burger: Not Healthy

@RobloxGuest4

Ай бұрын

bc chicken is fried

just imagine if Nintendo owned the dictionary, we would only be able to say " "

@bonkand

Жыл бұрын

@@kalpanajha3737 cuz copyright

@roastedchicken1706

Жыл бұрын

Ikr

@lowlevelgrungus3381

Жыл бұрын

“ “

@kimmy6993

Жыл бұрын

. ! ?

@buitre332audaz5

Жыл бұрын

.

9:24 he technically got all the answers right

@RedoAll

Жыл бұрын

"Where do you live?" "At my house"

@Random_pixel

Жыл бұрын

“What happened after 1918” “1919” (edit I misspelled happened)

@TheBlueMarbleItself

Жыл бұрын

Actually Napoleon didn't die in battle. He died in exile on St. Helena.

@kenny_eats_many

Жыл бұрын

@@TheBlueMarbleItself the question is too wrong for the student to answer right

@lasernedgaming8057

Жыл бұрын

yep

You technically have 2 minutes to live but every time your lungs claim undeadly gas it resets the timer Edit: POV: I tell my mum a funny story and she turns it into a lecture Edit2:it is 2 minutes because it's related tothe video.-.

@Lagmonke

Жыл бұрын

Pretty sure its six

@Yowatchadoing

Жыл бұрын

@@Lagmonke Its like different for everyone, i can only hold my breath for 20 seconds max

@Weatherbg11

Жыл бұрын

@@Yowatchadoing for some reason at home i can hold my breath for a minute but at the pool/ocean i can hold it for like 25sec tops (Nice username btw lol)

@Weatherbg11

Жыл бұрын

Isn't oxygen flammable is large amounts or...

@marcovanvliet3829

Жыл бұрын

@@Weatherbg11 I mean yes because fire needs oxygen to live so I think

“Where do you live?” “With my parents.” “Where do your parents live?” “With me.”😂 “Where do you all live?” “Together.”😅😂❤

@saivishwath3773

Жыл бұрын

This is stupid

@Od1nM

Жыл бұрын

Where is your house

@Eternal_Void599

Жыл бұрын

@@Od1nM with us

@ub_shim456

Жыл бұрын

@@Od1nM In my neighborhood

@Red-ding-Ton

Жыл бұрын

Bruh it says "where" no with who do you live. 🤦

4:59 that was dark

Once you’ve read an alphabet book everything else is just a string of remixes

@ARandomPersonWhoMakesVids

Жыл бұрын

Every book you read is just a remix of the dictionary.

@kit.on-paws.

Жыл бұрын

@@ARandomPersonWhoMakesVids nah nah the dictionary is a remix of the alphabet aswell :)

@loveandwargaming1407

Жыл бұрын

ALPHABET BOOK

@thelegodudeofficial

Жыл бұрын

No, no, he’s got a point.

@RABBITVR12466

Жыл бұрын

He’s out of line but he’s right

0:00 It's 6 minutes to live but breathing resets the timer

5:08 a Christian’s nightmare

@ekeffer

Ай бұрын

True

@ollytippett7050

Ай бұрын

I’m half Christian half nothing and it isn’t my nightmare :/ 🤷‍♂️

9:51 A better joke for that is "If you freeze a hot dog it's now a chilly dog"

@dominiczoma922

Жыл бұрын

a better way to write that comment is "9:51 missed oppurtunity for chilly dog"

"you technically have 3 minutes to live but ever-" STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP I WANT TO BE DESCONCENTRATED OF BREATHIIIIIIIIINNNNGGGG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

@kerevizk9564

Жыл бұрын

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

@KrakenAustralia

Жыл бұрын

What the heck

@izaansalam6418

Жыл бұрын

@@KrakenAustralia if you think about breathing you start manually breathing

@KrakenAustralia

Жыл бұрын

@@izaansalam6418 ok but like why are you randomly telling me that?

@izaansalam6418

Жыл бұрын

@@KrakenAustralia because uhh... the... when the... DWAYNE THE ROCK JOHNSON 🤓🤓🅱️😳🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🙆💁🟦🇧🇩🙋😭😭🙅🥲🙋😓😳🔘🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🟥

"its fine he's just a web developer" got me laughing

school isn’t about learning, it’s about grades.

@justarandomfnfdudeguy3949

Жыл бұрын

lol

@real_gay_bowser

Жыл бұрын

Well, your not wrong.

@asapyle4130

Жыл бұрын

So true.

@lasernedgaming8057

Жыл бұрын

its about..... making people hate their life

@Ale_xandra1

Жыл бұрын

Idk at your school and your learning capabilities but i sure probably did learn a lot, maybe it's just your schoolಠ‿ಠ

2:32 this is GENIUS

9:38 technically the truth, 9 in roman is IX

7:51 that’s the opposite of what I want😂

3:37 the guy who made it have heart=stone

Fact: Napoleon didn’t die in a battle, he died in exile on St. Helena

@awesomethingshappen

Жыл бұрын

Who?

@Isaaac165

Жыл бұрын

@@awesomethingshappen Napoleon

@Aviationmrripper

Жыл бұрын

@@Isaaac165 yeah I learned that, last battle is battle of waterloo

@michellemcintyre1997

Жыл бұрын

:0

@fredmcbride3052

Жыл бұрын

No actually he was not captured at waterloo

"You technically only have 2 minutes to live, but every time you inhale oxygen, it resets the timer." My grandpa took his last breathe before a second of dying. I WAS SCAMMED.

I legit started crying laughing from the pink Panter one- I knew it sounded familiar but i didn't know what It was 💀

5:56 no, he got a point

The sentence "you only have 2 minutes to live, but when you inhale oxygen it resets the timer" is the definition of anxiety Edit: thanks for 100 likes i’ve never gotten that many

@wobblebs87

Жыл бұрын

technically you can live 3 min not 2

@KN1GHTH00D

Жыл бұрын

@@wobblebs87it probably depends on the person, lung capacity varies. Average capacity is anywhere from 30 seconds to 2 minutes for holding your breath. But holding your breath is different than dying lol, usually after holding your breath for a while you’ll pass out and then resume breathing (unless you’re underwater or suffocating).

@andytheshark

Жыл бұрын

*me holding my breath under water for 3 and a half minutes*: Am I a joke to you?

@xerx_gacha3925

Жыл бұрын

I wanna try it :D I also have anxiety but Im brave enough :D

@SaltySheep1234

Жыл бұрын

you just keep breathing lol

6:01 What is the most pointless thing that actually exists? -Circles Artists:…..

@sironianmapping

Жыл бұрын

I'd say pinky toes

@sheev_Palpatine123

Жыл бұрын

What if we cut the pinky toe

@takiallahjamai

Жыл бұрын

the most useless thing that exists is lies people who are called lies :

@mjserrano32

Жыл бұрын

Well yes, but actually no.

@Random_person_on_the_Internet9

Жыл бұрын

the very pointless useless thing is math

7:27 but there is a one

@morganisapro5

Жыл бұрын

In 10! [1]0!

@easttur19auttp

Ай бұрын

But not a 1 in a solo card.

5:42 I'm sorry, but moon is having a dead human on it

@oboo1225

Жыл бұрын

The moon is a moon not a planet.

@user-tf7ir6fy5g

Жыл бұрын

@@oboo1225 Yeah

3:16 i showed my dad this and he started bursting out laughing!🤣

6:25 me and shikamaru:EXACTLY

6:49 got me

2:38 Which is why I still sleep with stuffed animals, nightlights, and sleeping music despite being 18 years old.

@Chara3690

10 ай бұрын

That’s adorable

@Eeveeismypatronas

10 ай бұрын

@@Chara3690 Aww thank you.

@funwithjlxrblx

9 ай бұрын

Im 15 and its the same for me

@funwithjlxrblx

9 ай бұрын

I have a small stuffed Dalmatian i sleep with and have a nightlight with me every night

@Chara3690

9 ай бұрын

@@Eeveeismypatronas You’re welcome❤️

The implications of the 18 y.o. adopting a 17 y.o. are massive. The chain reaction would go nuts really quickly

1:00 BRO WHAT THE HECK

@BruhBot-jp8ev

Жыл бұрын

I mean its the same thing

@mariavictoriaantipolo1994

Жыл бұрын

@@BruhBot-jp8ev makes sense

@5z6k

Жыл бұрын

It is the same thing when you think about it.

@jamesainsworth7145

Ай бұрын

Motherf**ker Same as dad

4:12 POV: number two has actually happened to you Yes my dog actually ate my homework in 4th grade 😂😂😂

2:52 if life is a story I am just a filler character

@lasernedgaming8057

Жыл бұрын

lol

@Zer0fn28

Ай бұрын

Other people are the DLC

9:29 the answer to second question might be wrong actually, they could have signed at the top

4:35 No, The person doesn't expire is just the lung that expires

@yourfellowscratchjrenthusiast

Жыл бұрын

If both expire you expire

@yourfellowscratchjrenthusiast

Жыл бұрын

*both lungs

@amicos9058

Жыл бұрын

@@yourfellowscratchjrenthusiastyou can edit your comment

@yourfellowscratchjrenthusiast

Жыл бұрын

@@amicos9058 i know

@yourfellowscratchjrenthusiast

Жыл бұрын

@@amicos9058 dont mind if im like everywhere on some vids it's bcs im very intrested in them

1:30 he has to many bugs in his web 🤣

@morganisapro5

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@lasernedgaming8057

Жыл бұрын

true

@Oluchiadey._.

Жыл бұрын

XD

POV: you go outside in a very hot summer day to dry up your sweat Technically the truth

@SubscribeIfYouBreathAir

Жыл бұрын

?

@cometkeiko

Жыл бұрын

Forget it, In my country during summer it can reach up to 50 celsius.

3:06 I HAVE THAT EXACT EVOLVED GAMING CHAIR

we are just a bacteria on the planet slowly eating away

6:07 you're not, circles have every dot existing (infinite dots.

The spider is under control 🤣

@Jam569

Жыл бұрын

Yes

3:17 nah the beer was the one getting drunk since the man was drinking it

@BruhBot-jp8ev

Жыл бұрын

the person also gets drunk after the beer is drunk

0:45 Unless you were playing Halo 2 online back in the day. Then, of course, everyone was "hacking" aka modding.

9:09 That one is wrong the awnser is "none" His last one was the battle of waterloo where he ended up exiled

0:18 thats how question paper sets were invented 😂😭

The Pink Panther Theme 0:33

Helen: everyone’s special in their own way Dash: also known as no one is Me: wait a minute if everyone is special, that technically meant we’re not special

8:23 why are you making a meme of my country-

Congrats on 100k subs!!! Okay seriously how does he go from 90k the 10k in a day perfect channel

@coolpoolbymatthew

Жыл бұрын

UwU

@sunshine351

Жыл бұрын

@@coolpoolbymatthew I translated it said wow

@lillyalderson9168

Жыл бұрын

@@sunshine351 UwU true

@nostalgiaguy3902

Жыл бұрын

@@lillyalderson9168 lol didn't work for u

@sunshine351

Жыл бұрын

@@lillyalderson9168 ah shit The cringe uwu again

Kid:I ate my veg Me:show ur lunch box Kid:WTF

I LOVE YOUR ALL OF YOUR VIDEOS SO MUCH!!!😃🤣🤣 IT MAKES ME LAUGH SO HARD THAT I CAN'T EVEN BREATHE 🤣 😂

8:05 Please give me the template!

2:31 made me rethink all my life’s questions 😶

8:43 just make plus minus and place it to 5 and make an 9

@OHTIJ

Жыл бұрын

Or you can make it a negative 2

@microwave856

Жыл бұрын

@@OHTIJ yea

These memes are amazing I'm subscribing rn

@STAY_L.U.C.I.D

Жыл бұрын

legend

i think that the meme about the pointless circle should have that template that says : no,no.he's got a point

@probablysearvnifr

Жыл бұрын

I was scrolling through comments while seeing the vid and as soon as i saw this the circle part came lol

10:20 I confirm that most people here are italians

5:53 Me: Use the word "sugar" in a sentence.

1:04 you would have more bed and less room.

9:55 it’s not a cold dog it’s a chilly dog 😂

6:38 i dont think many people get this one, in that case u see urself only in a mirror so u think u look mirrored

Me: who are you? 2: Me two! 3:Me three! 4:Me four!

The bedroom part kept me up all night

at 1:10 feel like in that episode of pokemon ash was having an existensial life crisis or something i don't know i don't remember

@mariavictoriaantipolo1994

Жыл бұрын

i have the same thing ash has

@gamingwitheric3970

Жыл бұрын

@@mariavictoriaantipolo1994 ha

7:40 Will make me die of laughing

@Hoppin00

Жыл бұрын

😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@brayanxd4547

Жыл бұрын

Man this comment is literally meme 4:18 It was shown 1 reply but there was nothing.

1:29 spiders are the only web developers in the world that like finding bugs

Me questioning my existence when I found out that we actually have 2 minutes to live but when we breathe it resets the timer

9:53 it's a chilli dog

3:29 OMG I DID NOT EXPECTED FOR IT TO BE A POLAND BUT I AM FROM POLAND TOO sheesh

When you say "im dying out of laughter" and then you laugh so much that dont have time to breath and actually die

New level of thinking: unlocked

5:35 it's 120+ trillion for earth

A person survived 24 minutes under water EDIT never mind he took a deep breath

the pink panther theme u did was Amazing

5:00 absolute genius (and just badly made questions)😂

0:50 got me

That to-do list actually could turn into something

Idk why “READ NOOB, READ!” Makes me laugh😂

2:36 actually, you are scared of being alone of the dark because of being scared of being alone with a stranger in the dark

4:18 this is literally what I have been through

@HANKSANDY69420

Жыл бұрын

Lmao

@_redniel_

Жыл бұрын

same

@HackerDude566

28 күн бұрын

Same except dog ate my homework

@JT93641

28 күн бұрын

I don't remember posting this ☠️☠️☠️

Thank you now I can't sleep

You only have two minutes to live,but breathing resets the timer That guy who's timer is at -200000: "Weak"

Last thing I watched before bed, making me rethink life. I will tell you results of thoughts in morning

7:11 stand which? or stand witch 🧙‍♀️

@francisangelopantalla4177

Жыл бұрын

The time of it is 7 :11, coincidence!

@BigheadYT

Жыл бұрын

@@francisangelopantalla4177 no its not

8:18 Why is the answer for why just to replace the “w” with a “t”?

@easttur19auttp

Ай бұрын

Because “thy” is “why” with a T and “thy” isn’t a word.

2:10 him "who records thier voice?" me literally hearing him : "ahem ahem, *gentlemen* "

5:19 Did you know that the meme is actually a video called dog of wisdom? ... Of course you didn't. Why did I even ask this-

6:18 i want to customize my keyboard like that, and add a b from the gd level b as the letter b, that's a lot of b

Technically the truth: *Put a butterfly on a knife, it becomes a butterfly knife* *Put butter on a knife, it becomes a butter knife* *Put a knife in a kitchen, it becomes a kitchen knife* *Put a knife in your pocket, it becomes a pocket knife*

4:17 it's sooo relatable especially on KZread

me who cant breathe for 3 minutes: IM INVINCIBLE

5:19 favorite part

@ollytippett7050

Ай бұрын

Bah

"You technically only have 2 minutes to live but every time you breathe it resets the timer" people who can breathe for 3 minutes: wenomecheindasma tumabarisaun wefeinlooooooofve eceleftebrurn

2:53 I’ve been saying something similar for many years I’ve said before “ we are all the main characters of our own stories “

Oh my god that's what I always wanna do when I see those matchstick puzzles!

8:40 or move the vertical line in the plus (+) and move it to close the top gap of the 5

@alflyover4413

Жыл бұрын

Or one could move the vertical match in the "plus" sign to make the equation read, "5 - 7 = -2".

Facts: You are actually the main character on your own life 🙂

the standwich one killed me

Okay, number 4 made me bust into laughter