lmao "we have to interview guests at some point" conan is a passive aggressive savage

@MrAsmontero

2 жыл бұрын

"I'm nooot passssivee aggressive." - Conan in the bit with Sona when they are at HR.

@codyleslie478

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrAsmontero oh that's probably my favorite bit!

@WuntaykTimmy1

Жыл бұрын

@@MrAsmontero THAT IS SLANDER

@homer9868

Ай бұрын

I am but a man

Wait, in this Scrap, Matt isn't married yet. And in another Scrap, Matt returns after 6 weeks of paternity leave. We got the whole story on some peoples lives in these Scraps!

@pauljoedominic

2 жыл бұрын

And the photographer lady is the one married to Matt. (she was in the furlough segment and she's ESSENTIAL!!). The office romance. This is too much drama in Scraps.

@mdhcccc

Жыл бұрын

@@pauljoedominic she’s also in another one foo

@water.77

Жыл бұрын

@@pauljoedominic Conan has such a crush on her too it’s so awkward. She’s beautiful looks like Conan’s wife and he speaks differently to her, doest tease as much lol

@spdadventurer1754

Жыл бұрын

@@water.77 I was thinking that too that she looks like his wife 😍😍😀😀i thought is it just me haha 😇😇

@zurzakne-etra7069

9 ай бұрын

@@pauljoedominic and she watched Human Centipede with Sona on the tour bus!!

this SHOULD be the show!!!

@bigmikem1578

3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the exact same thing 😂🤣

@nebulousisgod

2 жыл бұрын

Well. It is A show.

@timmitytom

2 жыл бұрын

*420th Like*

@Dana-kb5mk

2 жыл бұрын

This fucking rules 😂🤣

@CasparLoesche

27 күн бұрын

You should check out Seth Meyers corrections.

Oh it’s that beautiful photographer lady from the segment about Conan’s staff evaluation!

@chegayvara307

2 жыл бұрын

I think she was also in the Magic Mike remote too

@silverfritzreah5598

2 жыл бұрын

She and sona are really close friends too! She mentions her all the time in the podcast

@ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid

Жыл бұрын

@@chegayvara307 Yeah. Her innocent-AF comment about weight loss / wang size was among the most adorable things I've ever witnessed. She's such a cutie! 🥰

Conan can riff an outrageously hilarious skit all out of the blue seemingly out of nowhere.

Most common Conan Scrap quote "What kind of show are we running here?" Lmao he's said this thousands of times I bet

@madmaxandrade

2 жыл бұрын

Another great one is "this show will never air".

@ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid

Жыл бұрын

Also a pretty common ON-AIR quote from the 90s. Conan effectively made himself in the business by squeezing endless jokes out of having a low-budget show that malfunctioned constantly.

Conan realized he was being sexual and turned it into self deprecation. He is master.

@portostrengthunion

4 жыл бұрын

He is master...bater

@samaraisnt

4 жыл бұрын

idk it stayed pretty sexual..

@narekhart9862

4 жыл бұрын

Yes but why are you so sweet? Do you also suffer from trauma?

@nyarlathotep13

2 жыл бұрын

@Der Typ heh you said below her

@MalAnders94

2 жыл бұрын

@@nyarlathotep13 He just wanted to put himself below her

1:46 "I'd like to know why the timing was so off on the first pass, but that's a question for later." Conan is brilliant!

When Conan does that high pitched voice he sounds just like Estelle Costanza/Harris.

@SteveBluescemi

2 жыл бұрын

I was thinking Edith Bunker

This just shows Conan doesn't need a writer for new show, should just always be riffing, it's when he is at his best.

"The guy who is heterosexual, but his penis is gay" LOOOOL Man, this could be a great movie

4:11 This got to be the cutest Achoo I've ever heard.

@spdadventurer1754

3 жыл бұрын

Yes😁

@madisonrose1893

3 жыл бұрын

AGREED

she's so gorgeous and cute

2:37 I've been watching this clip for years and didn't realize until recently that Bley is Aaron Bleyaert.

The girl is so cute

@blindedby2monkeys

6 жыл бұрын

too bad you're not

@WycliffStudios

6 жыл бұрын

I’m not a girl . I don’t want to be cute

@dannyclub09

6 жыл бұрын

I only believe half of that comment.

@bernlin2000

5 жыл бұрын

Matt totally scored lol...yea for workplace relationships!

@scurus11scurus

5 жыл бұрын

ConspiracyJuice same. Can’t decide which half though

Matt O’Brien is a lucky fella!

Matt o'brian is a lucky man, she's lovely lol

@naseep306

4 жыл бұрын

And he got 2 weeks hiatus... Damn that lucky bastard haha

@garybuseysteeth3778

3 жыл бұрын

Simp

@UnitSe7en

2 жыл бұрын

@@garybuseysteeth3778 You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. Seriously, thinking a woman is pretty does not make you a simp. That is not what a simp is. You're an embarrassment to whatever gender you identify as and I can't emphasize that last point strongly enough.

@hammerdick82

2 жыл бұрын

@UCqSQmr7pYOHfeJuAlEoB21g Cant you dumbfucks go sit on an island and leave society the fuck alone

He needs to keep that facial hair...

Conan bring back the beard #bringbackthebeard

@nurmadihahbintizulkifli1734

4 жыл бұрын

now this is something i can get behind

@YodatheHobbit

Ай бұрын

It's white now, doesn't bring the same GRAVITAS.

I thought I've seen all Conan scraps. where did you get this one?

@nocoffeenofun

6 жыл бұрын

It's on the official website kzread.info?v=tNUOaq10ioU&event=video_description&q=http%3A%2F%2Fteamcoco.com%2Fcontent%2Frehearsal-scraps-conans-impotence-ruins-everything&redir_token=Mu-O6O-C3-NydrNivVUJfvBue0V8MTUxMjgyMTQzMkAxNTEyNzM1MDMy

@spinakker14

6 жыл бұрын

coffee lover I forgot about that! Thanks:)

@nocoffeenofun

6 жыл бұрын

No problem, just posting funny bits, because they weren't posted.

@Zetsuke4

5 жыл бұрын

It's a scrapped scrap

Damn. Conan is all kinds of sexy w the facial hair! rrrrrrllll...

@nurmadihahbintizulkifli1734

4 жыл бұрын

couldn't agree more 😆

This SHOULD be the show

Gush, this woman looks so lovely , adorkable

SO BLEY'S THE ONE POSTING THESE VIDEOS

@YodatheHobbit

Ай бұрын

Well duh, he's been Conan's "internet guy" for the past 20 years.

lmaoo conan is too cute

MAN! I really lost it when IT sneezed 🤣🤣🤣

The girl is also in the Staff Review and Magic Mike skits lol

They are really good at ballet

Thanks for uploading this blake

This was hilariously traumatizing!! 😂😂😂

I don't think Andy's shorts are short enough.

Lol....Matt is awesome. Poor Meghan XD XD

the bley reference!

Thanks for uploading this

this man is so cool

Funny how literally Everyone was waiting on Conan to finish his bit 😂

“This should be the show!” Agreed! You’re cutting down from a full hour to half hour anyways... why not just keep the full hour time slot, finish the “show” in the first half hour, have a quick break, then come back and show us the Good Stuff! (I mean... the “scraps”)

@theseinstrumentals

5 жыл бұрын

he was sarcastically quoting people who've told him that about these kind of clips. probably hurts his feelings lol I love Conan and honestly prefer him off-script too but scripted is what he wants

@MS-he3wz

4 жыл бұрын

theseinstrumentals it’s also important to understand that these scraps are just a selection from hours and hours of rehearsals. They’re not always this funny, off the cuff jokes don’t always work. A fully non scripted show is too risky for a network to invest in as it’s not a sustainable format, not to mention the scripted stuff is very often good and funny. Plus his interviews are only scripted in as much as the topics are usually pre-discussed but we still get to see him respond and be witty in real-time. I love the scraps and I’m glad they upload them, but to say they should replace the show is pushing it too far, and probably a bit insulting to the writers who work hard to bring sketch, segment and monologue ideas.

@samaraisnt

4 жыл бұрын

he was talking about his penis bit you dufuses.

Wow he really went off on trying to get off. lol

She is very pretty. She was in the furloughed bit or maybe an evaluation bit? She was good in those.

@ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid

Жыл бұрын

Furlough + Magic Mike.

Conan is wearing a jacket, but Andy is in shorts.

I'm kind of amazed he can get away with calling her hot and not have the whole thing turn really awkward.

@OleanderSmoothie

4 жыл бұрын

he didn't call her hot, he was referring to the hypothetical woman that the heterosexual man with the gay penis would be with

@11matt11

4 жыл бұрын

Anybody else notice, she looks very much like Conan's wife when they got married?

@OleanderSmoothie

4 жыл бұрын

@@11matt11 i think meghan's eyes are closer together and her face is a bit pointier than liza's. liza looks more like a female version of conan lol

@bernlin2000

4 жыл бұрын

He has no chance with her...that helps 🤣

@googleuser2874

4 жыл бұрын

@@OleanderSmoothie That's not Liza?

What’s the name of that song in the background

this is the funniest shit i've seen in a long time

Conan looks so good with a beard

Meghan is a cutie

I could get any girl I wanted if I weren't impotent.

That COULD be the show. These scraps should (have been : ( ) er...be the show.

Conan doing the Eminem impression in the beginning

Heyy is that the aquarium with the sub from behind

I have to ask what happened to Andy after the show ended? I know Jimmy viveno still does music for him but what about Andy?

@pauldzim

Жыл бұрын

He also does a podcast for Team Coco

I still love the beard

Matt O'brien iska lead writer hai woh ladki iske show ki photographer matt iska bhai nahi hai maine bahut dimaag khapaaya hai iss video ka sach jaan ne ke liye

@SamirMishra6174

2 жыл бұрын

Well done 👍

they're divorced now

@animanamit7543

3 жыл бұрын

how do u know

Put down that Vogue Magazine!

What did he show him?

Did Matt and Meghan meet while working for Conan? Edit: they did!

My cheeks hurt from all the lolz

No one talking bout how fine that Conan ballerina was?

@goober4502

4 жыл бұрын

G.I. Geno it’s all about Meghan, my dude.

360p? the hell?

my beard just grew longer…

I'm surprised gay pp didn't use the old "I've got a headache"

Was this a sketch that they did on air?

@Misssexy128

5 жыл бұрын

No, I think this is during rehearsal. In this case they're just joking around.

@lebbo88

5 жыл бұрын

@@Misssexy128 What I mean is did they end up doing it for the show or did they cut it?

Damn, Conan was legit mad. He was really not messing around at 1:34

@vinylbuff1515

5 жыл бұрын

N K Lol wouldn’t you be no one was listening to him 😂

@bernlin2000

4 жыл бұрын

Not really...he's just playing around. He's always kind of a dick in rehearsal 🤣

Wow Conan has a lot of problems...

i love the idea that he is straight but his penis is gay... and apparently a jewish mother from queens.

Does anyone find Conan 10x sexier when he is running the show? Maybe it’s just me. I love men in a position of power 😂

@samanthamaynard4447

4 жыл бұрын

Also extra sexy in casual clothes, messy hair and no makeup. Though I'm partial to older shows when he was in suits, especially when something showcased those long legs.

@nurmadihahbintizulkifli1734

4 жыл бұрын

@@samanthamaynard4447 dude i 💯 agree with both of you. men in power ? super hot. conan in casual ? melting my heart. conan in suit and long legs emphasized ? just kill me already with the hotness 🧡🔥

????

If I’m Conan’s wife I’m gone long ago he earnestly flirts with women constantly

@ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid

Жыл бұрын

Yeah but his actual wife has at least moderate amounts of self-esteem, so that doesn't happen.

is this before or after she married matt lmao

Only Beyoncé could pull off this head choreography.

Never seen conan angry before

@lnfreeman

5 жыл бұрын

You still haven't seen it

@14AspenDrive

5 жыл бұрын

agitated then.

Did he get angry coz of that specs...

Context pls🤣

@nocoffeenofun

6 жыл бұрын

it's a inside joke I think

@alammoyan

6 жыл бұрын

coffee lover yea i kinda guessed 😂 was hoping the people from teamcoco with answer haha. I appreciate your reply tho.

@spiros7m

6 жыл бұрын

Well I think that Conan is just teasing Matt O'Brien who is a writer on the show. Meghan is the show's photographer and she got engaged to Matt.

This is so stupid that it is hilarious.

Is it a coincidence that the show's photographer is a beautiful woman who belongs in front of the camera?

Time for HR...

@AinzWoolGown

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/oGF33NmLacWqcZc.html Good luck with that

Man, turns out Matt is a bit of a nutter. The people saying they're jealous of him, do you really want to be with a girl that doesn't have very high standards? Lol

哈，，，。

Andy is in shorts for so many of these. And they’re usually way too tight for him. Has no one told him NOT to for the sake of all of us watching 😂😂😂

So glad Conesy dropped the beard tho. He wasn't married here. He's married to me now. FUCK YEAH!! IM MARRIED TO CONAN O'BRIEN FOREVERMORE!!!!!! 😘❤️♾️🕉️👽🖖🎉☘️🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍰🍰🎉🚀🇺🇦🇺🇲

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@microneus

5 жыл бұрын

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@JackTaylor-cs8ot

4 жыл бұрын

What?

This skit sucked