Taylor Swift AI Invades the Texas Border | Ep 80

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Taylor Swift AI is sweeping the nation and Greg Abbott makes a big call regarding the Texas border. We also react to some videos that are making their way around the internet, including Mark Normand being rushed offstage in a possible police incident, plus much more!
Guests: Flawdzilla & Meaux and Chrissie Mayr
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  • @greendaleforever
    @greendaleforever6 ай бұрын

    Dave and Chrissie would be off the wall episode!!!!

  • @ericsfishingadventures4433
    @ericsfishingadventures44336 ай бұрын

    It's a bummer Dave couldn't be here for tonight's show, but chrissie definitely passes as a dave for now 😉

  • @davidrustylouis6818

    @davidrustylouis6818

    6 ай бұрын

    I know you're joking but I think she acts too masculine & not funny imo.

  • @albreal

    @albreal

    6 ай бұрын

    She's got bigger balls

  • @ChrissieMayr

    @ChrissieMayr

    6 ай бұрын

    @@davidrustylouis6818 I am definitely too masculine especially when I make jokes about being pregnant

  • @SnifferSock

    @SnifferSock

    6 ай бұрын

    ​@@ChrissieMayrgot eemmmm

  • @TrentonVaughn-oj2wv
    @TrentonVaughn-oj2wv6 ай бұрын

    You guys are criminally undersubscribed.

  • @loadedmango387
    @loadedmango3876 ай бұрын

    chrissie always cracks me up

  • @Michellee970
    @Michellee9706 ай бұрын

    We do love Flawd, Meaux, and Chrissy! Thank you for such a fun time, QB!

  • @Rlyeh_The_Dead
    @Rlyeh_The_Dead6 ай бұрын

    Finally Chrissie Mayr!

  • @danielriportella4191
    @danielriportella41916 ай бұрын

    The piano was locked up by the police. Im not kidding

  • @theterbear9915
    @theterbear99156 ай бұрын

    That's awesome you got Christie on here. More Friday Night Tights crew. All hail.

  • @alexandrascully4033
    @alexandrascully40336 ай бұрын

    Great show! Cracking up at Chrissie’s due date and pregnant jokes. My mom is a 4/20 birthday. Rough birthday lol

  • @ideamachine39

    @ideamachine39

    6 ай бұрын

    Unless you're a stoner

  • @stefaniaponitz5738
    @stefaniaponitz57386 ай бұрын

    Always love Chrissie!

  • @flowerlillyball6854
    @flowerlillyball68546 ай бұрын

    Congratulations Chrissie,super happy for you.

  • @jm76vd
    @jm76vd6 ай бұрын

    Chrissie is awesome!

  • @evanluna116
    @evanluna1166 ай бұрын

    I want to see Chrissie and Dave go back and forth so badly. They're both hilarious and really intelligent

  • @KyleKnisley
    @KyleKnisley6 ай бұрын

    "I'm not a scientist, okay? I just like sheets."

  • @maximusaralieous1728
    @maximusaralieous17286 ай бұрын

    Ah it's great to see Chrissie here. Flawd and Meaux are always a nice return. I hope we can have Chrissie return, probably post birth, and see her and Dave bounce off one another. QB and Angela holding it down in Dave's absence.

  • @JaelaOrdo
    @JaelaOrdo6 ай бұрын

    Flawd, Meaux, & Chrissie? Keep it up with the great shows and great guests Normal World, best show on the Blaze 👍🏾

  • @sourmonkey5756
    @sourmonkey57566 ай бұрын

    amazing show and guests

  • @computerbiscuit
    @computerbiscuit6 ай бұрын

    People be mad that nerds finally figured out X-ray glasses. Ai generated pics is art. These photos get an emotional response from people, the very definition of art. Images like these have been around for decades, they are just getting better. Taylor swift sexualizes herself for money, then gets mad when other people get more attention. “Just cause you are trash doesn’t mean you can’t accomplish great things. It’s called garbage can, not garbage cannot.” ~Oscar the grouch

  • @mikepalmer2219

    @mikepalmer2219

    6 ай бұрын

    AI is not art dude. Machines don’t make art. Humans make art.

  • @computerbiscuit

    @computerbiscuit

    6 ай бұрын

    Didn’t a human enter the correct parameters and select the photo according to their taste and decide with whom to share their creation with. The Ai didn’t create the piece on its own it had direction from the artist. So anyone using a CNC, welder or computer isn’t considered art because a machine helped them create their piece?

  • @Augustine0899

    @Augustine0899

    6 ай бұрын

    so the incels show themselves. so no, nonconsensual explicit deepfake images are not art. they never will be art. try to justify it as much as you want, but all you're doing is exposing your sick mentality. the way yall just dont understand the idea of consent is insane. rape culture has rotted all your minds.

  • @rcyalater...2305

    @rcyalater...2305

    6 ай бұрын

    AIRT. Maybe it deserves it's own category, kinda like arts and crafts

  • @datalemon
    @datalemon6 ай бұрын

    Love the show guys!

  • @JenniferCox1111
    @JenniferCox11116 ай бұрын

    FYI, before CCP sunk their claws back into Hong Kong, there were many Chinese people with British accents. It was pretty cool back then.

  • @ianslater4364

    @ianslater4364

    6 ай бұрын

    Same thing is happening in B.C. and the US.

  • @anannymus7023
    @anannymus70236 ай бұрын

    Chrissie Mayer are you kidding me?❤❤❤

  • @fourtwentythree
    @fourtwentythree6 ай бұрын

    Intro music kinda nice had me boppin this mornin 🙌

  • @Jdoc1918
    @Jdoc19186 ай бұрын

    Great show !!!!

  • @bartonbella3131
    @bartonbella31316 ай бұрын

    Helluva line up!! Love It!!

  • @msbecks7004
    @msbecks70046 ай бұрын

    The guy with the Chinese people is called Brendan Kavanagh. He plays the piano in the train station and posts to KZread. The piano was donated to the station by Elton John. They also cordoned off the piano after the event so no one could play it. They’ve removed the cordon now. He asked if they were Japanese because the guy he was with was talking to him telling him he was working with the Japanese, Brendan thought he was talking about those people. The communist flag should have given it away but…

  • @BoogieMan2718

    @BoogieMan2718

    6 ай бұрын

    Dr. K is awesome!

  • @amess0stuff89

    @amess0stuff89

    6 ай бұрын

    Yeah but they're dumb.

  • @VoreAxalon
    @VoreAxalon6 ай бұрын

    I adore the guests you guys have on- I love Normal World and its better than any late night tv show ever was that I can remember going back to the days of Letterman and Leno

  • @DerrickRG91
    @DerrickRG916 ай бұрын

    I wouldnt worry about the phone getting wet. Most of them are ip68 water resistant so they can stay submerged for quite awhile.

  • @evanluna116
    @evanluna1166 ай бұрын

    Love you guys! Chrissie Mayr is amazing!

  • @DewkChronic
    @DewkChronic6 ай бұрын

    I missed you chat and Chrissie...A Hoy

  • @DewkChronic
    @DewkChronic6 ай бұрын

    ...and I missed a show with Chrissie Flawd and Garrett in same studio. Sheiiiiiit

  • @lawrencetillman2816
    @lawrencetillman28166 ай бұрын

    I got stuck on an elevator once and couldnt open the top, it had a pad lock on it. Took 2 hours for someone to come out.

  • @Rockersocker45
    @Rockersocker456 ай бұрын

    With these guests, it's going to be an awesome show tonight! Then to watch Quarter Black and Chrissie on FNT tomorrow. 😊

  • @chadharris7988
    @chadharris79886 ай бұрын

    It woulda been amazing if a shark Burst into it, Sharkelator

  • @DewkChronic
    @DewkChronic6 ай бұрын

    Chrissies right...what is the bit?

  • @stephencooper5040
    @stephencooper50406 ай бұрын

    8:07 24 additional states.

  • @Medastep
    @Medastep6 ай бұрын

    Ayo my guy Flawd

  • @mindsurfer101101
    @mindsurfer1011016 ай бұрын

    This is a great collab. Flawd World.

  • @mbailey46
    @mbailey466 ай бұрын

    flawd and meaux! NH Let's goooo

  • @mynameisnotyours888
    @mynameisnotyours8886 ай бұрын

    “Such dishonor” 🤣

  • @rager1969
    @rager19696 ай бұрын

    Even it were like a car - you open the door and swim out rather than waiting for the inside to fill up, cuz you don't know how much time you have to get that door open vs it filling up.

  • @kski5432
    @kski54326 ай бұрын

    Newish elevators seem to have the top hatch opened from the top. Old elevators its a flat head screw 🪛 but you have to tear down the lighting in one of the quarters. Make a grid.

  • @Dabble-tonic
    @Dabble-tonic6 ай бұрын

    How dare you say Shepard pie is a British dish. It's Irish you heathens haha

  • @Ultamami

    @Ultamami

    6 ай бұрын

    *Shepherd's pie, you [illiterate] heathen. 😂

  • @theTKEgeek2
    @theTKEgeek26 ай бұрын

    Bring Christie back on the show more! She is hilarious and quick witted. Her first was introduced to her neurotic podcast. And now I listen to her own podcast. She’s great keep up the goodgreat work Normal World.

  • @LtHeavyMetal
    @LtHeavyMetal6 ай бұрын

    QBG holding it down like a boss, great job...hilarious!!

  • @christopherblue2004
    @christopherblue20046 ай бұрын

    He should of made an Orange Is The New Black joke when she asked him about his outfit.

  • @RedHeadKevin
    @RedHeadKevin6 ай бұрын

    Regarding that elevator clip: It looks like the lower levels of a building were flooded. Maybe it was a garage or something. The elevator went down until it hit the flood water and filled up.

  • @1bonatsos
    @1bonatsos6 ай бұрын

    Great stream guys. Please put that sheet link on😪

  • @MaxSlippyFist
    @MaxSlippyFist6 ай бұрын

    19:56 work visas are for serious countries. This doesn't apply the UK as we're an absolute joke

  • @badmunkyedc1
    @badmunkyedc16 ай бұрын

    I stand with Governor Abbot 🤣🤣🤣 But seriously, this invasion must stop.

  • @fredEVOIX

    @fredEVOIX

    6 ай бұрын

    americans are discovering what europeans had for the last 10 years "syrian refugees" that are black and speak french what ? (they aren't and don't) "victims" that are only 20y old perfectly fit young men what ? I have the fix for this and a soft one..immediately stop and forbid anything sending money outside of the country I can guarantee you that economical invasion will stop and all that money leeched out of the country will be used in it's economy as an added bonus

  • @Graham.R.Naughtcy
    @Graham.R.Naughtcy6 ай бұрын

    The hatch on top is for them to get in, not for people to open out😊

  • @penguinshredder
    @penguinshredder6 ай бұрын

    I didn't know Chrissie before watching this. She's fuckin hilarious despite the astrology jargon ;-)

  • @obi-kenkenobi4346
    @obi-kenkenobi43466 ай бұрын

    Did the folks in the elevator try you know, pushing the button and going to Floor 2? Seems like the most obvious first thing to try..

  • @feralfrog9314
    @feralfrog93146 ай бұрын

    Chrissie was great, now she'll have some downtime you guys should bring her on more 🙂 An as always we need Normalworld 5 days a week. 😬

  • @reeferfranklin
    @reeferfranklin6 ай бұрын

    Hoover Crips wear orange, btw.

  • @Graham.R.Naughtcy
    @Graham.R.Naughtcy6 ай бұрын

    And I thought Dave was doable before...and with this one, the damage is already done...lol

  • @kristinholden4334
    @kristinholden43346 ай бұрын

    Flawd and Meaux 💛💛💛

  • @greatestytcommentator
    @greatestytcommentator6 ай бұрын

    Someone feed Flawd... poor lad.. is hungry

  • @jb7720
    @jb77206 ай бұрын

    34:45 its hard ti say with normand he did that super cheesy kramer skit at Halloween

  • 6 ай бұрын

    Shepard's pie is Irish, with a French version called Hachis Parmentier. Vegemite is much thicker and stronger than Marmite.

  • @AllThePhobes
    @AllThePhobes6 ай бұрын

    Ask the toilet cubicle how much for '' Mark ❤ Nicky '' on his nose.

  • @Tessimistic420
    @Tessimistic4206 ай бұрын

    Late but I'm watching now #flawdtv ❤

  • @zhaloman92
    @zhaloman926 ай бұрын

    Great show everyone!!!😂

  • @Drunkjed1
    @Drunkjed16 ай бұрын

    I love this show!!

  • @lukesalazar9283
    @lukesalazar92836 ай бұрын

    Aaannnddd Jeffery Epstien and John McAfee didnt kill themselves

  • @greatestytcommentator
    @greatestytcommentator6 ай бұрын

    In the decent parts of the UK, Chips and Gravy is a staple... and you don't need to speak French in order to enjoy.

  • @tomcampbell4414
    @tomcampbell44146 ай бұрын

    Great lineup!!! Garrett is a great host

  • @evanluna116

    @evanluna116

    6 ай бұрын

    Totally agree! Garret's awesome

  • @googlesucks3163

    @googlesucks3163

    6 ай бұрын

    😂 face tat morons does not make a great lineup

  • @djstobbe1301
    @djstobbe13016 ай бұрын

    Lol elevator went down into basement or parkade that was flooded 😂😂 lucky they didn't get electrocuted

  • @davidrustylouis6818
    @davidrustylouis68186 ай бұрын

    I think the show feels lacking a bit without Dave.

  • @iamnotyu5548
    @iamnotyu55486 ай бұрын

    Supposedly the male sperm has a slightly weaker tail. The theory I had heard, and born out by experience, men who work around certain types of radiation, particularly powerful radar ECT, are more likely to have girls than boys. When I was in the navy. All the guys who worked near the SPY1D radar had daughters then when they left the navy they had sons.

  • @connorburnett6661
    @connorburnett66616 ай бұрын

    Oh that's why dave begged us to watch last night lol.. kidding your great Chrissie. And flawd fuck the haters your awesome.

  • @Graham.R.Naughtcy
    @Graham.R.Naughtcy6 ай бұрын

    It's 45% off MM sheets,btw

  • @IlyaKralinsky
    @IlyaKralinsky6 ай бұрын

    About the Chinese folks: espionage murders have been committed with things like polonium making physical contact, so apparently this woman is under the protection of CCP handlers, and the age thing was the first thing his brain could cook up in a second or third language to make a scene and embarrass the guy out of his course of action. Second, it was good to have a comedian on the show -- Chrissy Mayr is proof a woman can be truly funny -- but I was surprised to see David Landov has some sort of stage show? I didn't know he fancied himself comedian. Well, good for you. My Chevy also identities as a Mercedes.

  • @NYKensington
    @NYKensington6 ай бұрын

    Chrissie Mayr!?! She's HUGE! 😲👶👍 And Angela? She's one swell dish of a dame! 💐😘🔥👍

  • @kbs1776
    @kbs17766 ай бұрын

    A fun show, thanks

  • @indigo6842
    @indigo68426 ай бұрын

    The entitled Chinese are hilarious. Come on over to the USA and try this

  • @Medastep
    @Medastep6 ай бұрын

    Sup

  • @aaronl6333
    @aaronl63336 ай бұрын

    Those are definitely Chinese government employees😂😂😂

  • @shamanaste
    @shamanaste6 ай бұрын

    i am too a real ppl garrett... and flauds aiight he pretty kewl

  • @SKITEMAN
    @SKITEMAN6 ай бұрын

    So the burrito was actually really good. Kinda dry. But good.

  • @mikegleghorn5437
    @mikegleghorn54376 ай бұрын

    Pretty sure they shut down the pianos as a result of that incident with the CCP people due to hate speech. That isn't a proper conclusion to the situation, despite what you said.

  • @mokshaatmen856
    @mokshaatmen8566 ай бұрын

    so these AI renderings of Taylor Swift are what the Bible meant by "abomination of desolation"

  • @mokshaatmen856

    @mokshaatmen856

    6 ай бұрын

    also: Hail the Fellowship. nice to see you in ALL your glory Chrissie

  • @timothyfloogle
    @timothyfloogle4 ай бұрын

    What ocean?

  • @WinningStek
    @WinningStek6 ай бұрын

    I got suspended on X for sharing the taylor swift spicy AIs... Weak.

  • @charlesbhustlin
    @charlesbhustlin6 ай бұрын

    Why is it that everyone that is "big" is actually very short?

  • @tonguepunchscallywag6342
    @tonguepunchscallywag63426 ай бұрын

    Taylor’s AI fingers…lol

  • @kennethwallin9378
    @kennethwallin93786 ай бұрын

    😂 I suspect this whole Piano , 🇨🇳 don't 🎥 us story is a prank ?

  • @greggcopeland3847
    @greggcopeland38476 ай бұрын

    Shepard's pie is Irish

  • @larrymoseley6844
    @larrymoseley68446 ай бұрын

    Ok, I have to apologize to flawed. I totally said world star, I’m a piece of ish.

  • @sp00kington
    @sp00kington6 ай бұрын

    FYI Fum as soon as I signed up for their site I started getting scam emails daily.

  • @mrt2this607

    @mrt2this607

    6 ай бұрын

    But did you stop smoking?

  • @sp00kington

    @sp00kington

    6 ай бұрын

    @mrt2this607 nope, after getting so many spam/scam messages, I didn't order one. If I can't trust them with my email, why would I give them my credit card info

  • @soulsharts
    @soulsharts6 ай бұрын

    Am I a horrible person? I noticed Meaux's eyes right away(duane syndrome) and it makes me find her attractive.

  • @johannesstephanusroos4969

    @johannesstephanusroos4969

    6 ай бұрын

    What's Duane syndrome?

  • @soulsharts

    @soulsharts

    6 ай бұрын

    @@johannesstephanusroos4969 she gave a brief description of it, that was how I even knew that it was a thing. IDK the medical language for it, but she described it as her left eye can't look left or she'll see double. Like the muscle can't move the eye all the way so she looks somewhat cross eyed sometimes.

  • @williammacomb5691
    @williammacomb56916 ай бұрын

    @02:50 Those hands resting on her stomach is disturbing

  • @marccreation1052
    @marccreation10526 ай бұрын

    Damn, Chinese getting brazen, telling us what to do in our own countries, only PoC are allowed that:D

  • @jasonbaling6696
    @jasonbaling66966 ай бұрын

    Japanese, not Chinese. 😅

  • @magnetsoldiercephas331
    @magnetsoldiercephas3316 ай бұрын

    My daughter has strabismus. May need another surgery. She doesn’t mind but it would be nice if it healed Lord willing

  • @lokeyodinson8749
    @lokeyodinson87496 ай бұрын

    They put beans.....BEANS.....ON TOAST!!!

  • @lancefreedom273
    @lancefreedom2736 ай бұрын

    Dave kinda looks like Taylor Swift in this Thumbnail😊

  • @410MaXiMuS

    @410MaXiMuS

    6 ай бұрын

    He’s transitioning

  • @datalemon
    @datalemon6 ай бұрын

    Don't mean to be that weird guy but how would one apply to work for you guys?

  • @Callmepapimami

    @Callmepapimami

    6 ай бұрын

    were you the heckler at mark normards show?

  • @datalemon

    @datalemon

    6 ай бұрын

    @@Callmepapimami nope

  • @LeeGee
    @LeeGee6 ай бұрын

    Daaaaaaasasaavvveeeee.....

  • @KyleWilliams-ox3cc
    @KyleWilliams-ox3cc6 ай бұрын

    i was so interested in the Miracle sheets. I went to order some until i realized i spent the last bit of money i had on meth. I am telling you this not because it is important, because i had to say something because i am on meth. God Bless

  • @knutbertvonoberbrauseberg2865
    @knutbertvonoberbrauseberg28656 ай бұрын

    if you live your life in public this is what happens if they dont want it get a propper job

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