I love the Tar Heel Traveler Specials! Glad you guys posted it in full.

I could absolutely lose track of time watching these Tar Heel Traveler specials……

****Southern Baptist and BOOMING accent Intensifies**** Remember ya'll northerner & West Coast Transplants. Y'all escaped yo land O' bondage to this 'ere land of of milk 'n honeh called North Carolina. And I want ya'll to know two things: 1. Them Southerners be good folk but they don't take too kindly to ya'll drivin the state to become JUST LIKE the state Y'all escaped from. 2. Ressesion or not, wheather ya'll are in team Red or Blue, any shade o' color, race or creed. It is yo god-given DUTY as Americans to SPEND yo hard earned money and BEYOND to them local shops and restaurants. No matter how BIG or SMALL the joint, no matter how much in debt ya'll are in, it's imperative that Y'all Americans keep spendin' Cause the WORLD (including myself) is countin' on you to spend that coin going the Ole' Tar Heel Road of good Eatin' And I want to take some small breaks from buying all your stuff during the height of the stagflationary recession to gojng at some of these FIIIINE local yokel restaurants. The food in mah belly will serve as fuel to continue trekking and be the best real estate mogul that I can be during these hard times. And I want to make the most of it. 😎🤑

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